Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously
Speaker 1: very crucially important.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Yo yo right, Hello Nation? Right?
Speaker 4: Oh now I remember what the podcast is until the
Speaker 4: popo's out and then I'm like, oh right, this is
Speaker 4: us and.
Speaker 2: Then this is what we do.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Nation, and thank you.
Speaker 2: For the wampum Gangham style.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Hey, what's up? What's up on higher?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: Kyle? Hey, what's up? Adam? How you doing?
Speaker 2: Not much? I'm doing good. How are you, Blake?
Speaker 3: I'm doing Gray? Hi? How are you?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 3: Hey? Blake? How's a go? Dude? Love your smile, dude.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey, what's up? YouTubers? How are you smash
Speaker 3: the subscribe?
Speaker 2: Like? Can subscribe? Ring? You?
Speaker 3: Guys watch anything on YouTube where people are hosting it
Speaker 3: and I don't. For whatever reason, they all think they
Speaker 3: need to open up the episode or whatever you call
Speaker 3: it with the same like what's up, fam, Like it's
Speaker 3: the same shit, Everyone's just doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: TII Nation.
Speaker 3: Right, It's so weird.
Speaker 2: We always open up with like.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, I'm not saying one dude
Speaker 3: opens up the same I'm saying. Many different people start
Speaker 3: their YouTube whatever's the exact same way.
Speaker 1: You're saying, there's a universal YouTube call sign when you start.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's fucking weird. There's an art of the vlog.
Speaker 3: What is it? Let's start doing it. It's like, Hey,
Speaker 3: what's up, world, or like, what's up guys, And you're
Speaker 3: just like, but it's no, no, no no. But it's the
Speaker 3: same cadence. There's a weird there's a weird cadence to
Speaker 3: these YouTube hosts who are like, we're back again, y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you, guys these new nails I bought.
Speaker 3: These are for wood, These are for drywall.
Speaker 2: Do your kids any and this goes for any of y'all.
Speaker 6: Maybe not Kyle because I don't think his child is
Speaker 6: deep into the YouTube game quite yet.
Speaker 3: No no, but.
Speaker 6: Do your kids Durors or Blake want to be YouTubers
Speaker 6: when they grow up?
Speaker 1: I think that children are like super more aware of
Speaker 1: like like just like being famous. I know, like that's
Speaker 1: always been a thing, but like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: kind of always grew up just wanting to like be
Speaker 1: in comedy and not so much caring about like the
Speaker 1: fame of it all. But it seems like that influencing
Speaker 1: and YouTube makes it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like as a little kid, I didn't even
Speaker 6: think of like being an actor. I just thought like, yeah,
Speaker 6: movies are a thing that we watch together as a family.
Speaker 2: But like I want to be a baseball player a dancer.
Speaker 2: I just want to be a dancer.
Speaker 3: I want to be discover discovered at a wedding as
Speaker 3: a dancer. Did you say you wanted to be a
Speaker 3: baseball player?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: When I was like real young, and then like twelve,
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I can't, you know, play baseball
Speaker 6: in a wheelchair, So yeah, it's impossible.
Speaker 3: And everyone's like, didn't you want to play baseball? And
Speaker 3: You're like, I was joking. I tell jokes. I'm a
Speaker 3: joke sir. I love joke.
Speaker 2: Hell, but it's weird. Kids kids like love YouTube.
Speaker 4: Now, Blake, are you saying that these kids are just
Speaker 4: wanting to skip the craft and go straight to the fame.
Speaker 3: Is that what's happening on YouTube right now?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it directly is is like
Speaker 1: a trickle down from like you can see how many
Speaker 1: people view stuff, you can see how many people like
Speaker 1: stuff like. It's very monetized in that way. Like before
Speaker 1: you would just throw it into the dark. You could
Speaker 1: kind of guess how many people were on your jock.
Speaker 1: But now you know if you're famous or not, because.
Speaker 3: Then know how many people are on your jock? Right?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Do you have that jock counter up top? That's
Speaker 1: hell's right.
Speaker 2: I wish that's what the like button was called. Jock counter?
Speaker 3: Jump on jo How many jocks do you have? Smash
Speaker 3: that jock button?
Speaker 2: How many guys are on your job?
Speaker 3: Smash that jock button? Smash my jock? This he got
Speaker 3: any more? That other one was a little nause x
Speaker 3: at the b M so good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Can we talk about how fucking.
Speaker 1: He gave out a battle cry of a let's go
Speaker 1: and it just got me just man, I bet.
Speaker 3: The rest go.
Speaker 2: You just to let's hear it again. Let's hear it.
Speaker 3: He can feel it, you can feel he hit it
Speaker 3: with the Z let it go. That's great. He wanted
Speaker 3: to go. He fucking killed that. He's he killed it
Speaker 3: at the BET Awards. And then just when you think
Speaker 3: you can't outdo himself, he out didn't see.
Speaker 2: Well, he but fucked a ton of dudes on on
Speaker 2: stage right did Yeah.
Speaker 3: He was just in like a little little pit of men.
Speaker 3: It was very sexual.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was in a little booty short. I watched
Speaker 6: her for I watched her for like thirty seconds and
Speaker 6: then and.
Speaker 3: Then you had to finish. I gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I couldn't watch it anymore before drinking off. Dude, it
Speaker 2: was too hot to handle.
Speaker 3: Man, it was hot. There were guys like rubbing their
Speaker 3: dicks and I was like, are we can we do that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: What's the deal? Wait, dude, I didn't see this. What
Speaker 3: what do you mean? How are they rubbing it? Can
Speaker 3: you show?
Speaker 1: Can you show us since this is a video pod?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I can. That's what I'm meaning, like,
Speaker 3: is it like, is it like show us right now
Speaker 3: as friends?
Speaker 2: No, it was like a sexual No, dude, you have
Speaker 2: to watch the video.
Speaker 6: It's like I watched I like, I literally turned it
Speaker 6: on and I just saw a man bent over and
Speaker 6: him grabbing a dude by the waist and butt fucking him.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, oh, rock, it was great.
Speaker 4: Well they're not actually butt fucking. It's obviously a pantomime
Speaker 4: of s Yeah, it's pantomimes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's the difference between us and
Speaker 6: we could start at their penis.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 6: Things they've gotten advanced.
Speaker 2: Things they've gotten advanced.
Speaker 3: Sure, I like the way it's going.
Speaker 2: Things have gotten real sexual. I'm sure you can go
Speaker 2: sort down the mountain.
Speaker 1: Super dangerous too. That's one of the scariest things, Like
Speaker 1: I always remember hearing about like people in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: like bike messengers and all that. Like when you're bombing
Speaker 1: those hills, if you hit someone, you straight up like
Speaker 1: you die, you kill them. You're like a missile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a human missile.
Speaker 4: What's that movie with Joseph Gordon Levet where he's like
Speaker 4: a bike messenger?
Speaker 3: Oh damn good, it's so good. What it's called, like
Speaker 3: the Delivery Boy or something like that. The Messenger, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the Messenger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the delivery Boy. I like that. He's just
Speaker 2: he's just out there aggressively delivering sandwiches.
Speaker 3: It's about Jimmy John.
Speaker 4: I just remember the shots from the trailer were like, whoa,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? This is the most epic shiit freaky fast.
Speaker 3: He skid slides underneath that truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to drop down and slide under a truck.
Speaker 3: Has anyone here actually seen it? No? No, I've seen it.
Speaker 3: It's good. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So what's the premise? He delivers packages and his thing
Speaker 2: is he's just a fucking wild man in those streets.
Speaker 3: He gets a package he's not supposed to have or
Speaker 3: something like that, and then Michael Shannon is like after him,
Speaker 3: and he doesn't have a bike, so he's running get
Speaker 3: back here.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the same exact premise of the Transporter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's probably the same premise as Homer and
Speaker 3: the Odyssey. All these stories are recycled.
Speaker 1: There's four stories, guys, there's four stories.
Speaker 3: This is Adam and Eve, not Adam. Lead me when
Speaker 3: I tell you these are all a stops fables. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: these are all harms Christian Anderson's tinder Box. Okay. Charles
Speaker 3: Dickens wrote four stories.
Speaker 1: Yes, Queen, absolutely, there's four stories in this world.
Speaker 7: The Transporter, Transporder, Space Jam, New Legacy, Castaway and Ready
Speaker 7: Player one and Soprana.
Speaker 2: And the Many Saints of Newark.
Speaker 3: Forget about it, hey, gobble gool. Since none of us
Speaker 3: are East Coasters, were West Coast and Midwesterns Midwest Newark
Speaker 3: for this first time you thought somebody was being weird
Speaker 3: and like mispronouncing new York.
Speaker 7: Right, oh one hundred when they say what Newark?
Speaker 2: Oh? Newark?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Like when people like I flew into Newark.
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, okay, okay, buddy, just slow it down.
Speaker 2: You could say new York. You don't need to smashed
Speaker 2: the words together.
Speaker 4: That was like when Ninja Turtles came out and it
Speaker 4: was set in New York. But then when Throw Mama
Speaker 4: from the Train came out and it was Newark.
Speaker 3: Okay, Kyle, I was like, what is going on here?
Speaker 3: I know new York because as Turtles, throw Mama from
Speaker 3: the Train. Is that a good movie? Is that? And
Speaker 3: that is based on.
Speaker 4: The honesty throw Mama from the train? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 4: that's an iteration of the messenger.
Speaker 1: Throw Mama from the train. Weirdly, I remember watching with Kyle,
Speaker 1: like at your party or something. Why did we grow?
Speaker 3: Kyle famously punched his mom, So I think this might
Speaker 3: have been his favorite movie.
Speaker 1: He's like, I gotta see this.
Speaker 2: Famously punched his mom throwing her from a train? Is
Speaker 2: he During that time of Kyle's life, he was just
Speaker 2: watching that movie over and over, and.
Speaker 3: I wish it's a real, Mom. What the hell?
Speaker 2: I wish the title of this movie was real.
Speaker 3: I wish it was don't tell the babysitter Mom's dead.
Speaker 3: Kuy stop. I love my mother. I love her.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 4: It was a tough you know whatever. She had three
Speaker 4: boys in the house. We had we were crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, mom.
Speaker 2: It was a tough eighteen years cat.
Speaker 3: We were crazy. Hello yellow boys music voices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're bad, all right.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: See in the building, t I nation hit him with
Speaker 1: the freestyle brother.
Speaker 3: And I packed one, two three, four, gonna yeah mic now,
Speaker 3: But then I passed it to cow okay yo. They
Speaker 3: called me, yeah, chunk. My man is chunking. So I'm
Speaker 3: gonna pass the mic.
Speaker 2: To play, like, has the mic?
Speaker 3: This is in the building. It's a big it's the
Speaker 3: big Chunk. It's the big I ain't punking. I ain't punking,
Speaker 3: but I'm chunking. Welcome to the trying to where's the mic?
Speaker 3: The mic? Have you passed the Adam has the mic?
Speaker 3: And I passed the mic? Adam you got?
Speaker 2: I don't want the mic.
Speaker 3: I don't want mike.
Speaker 6: I actually lost the mic. I'm no longer, I can't
Speaker 6: find the mic. Yeah, on that pass, there was a mishap,
Speaker 6: mike dropped, the mic was dropped, and now we don't
Speaker 6: know where the mic is and we have to stop.
Speaker 3: So you dropped the mic, which is different than a
Speaker 3: mic drop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, it was an accident. It was a fumbling.
Speaker 6: We fumbled the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this wasn't This wasn't your your typical mic drop.
Speaker 1: It was a mic fumble and that's our bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: collective bad.
Speaker 2: And that's our bad. And I'm sorry about that, but.
Speaker 3: But it was.
Speaker 6: It was about to be such hotel the vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were warming up. I had bars on dead and.
Speaker 2: We were all feeling it.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you hit us with your bars? What happened
Speaker 3: with that? We'll see.
Speaker 6: I was about to I was about to hit you
Speaker 6: guys with the bars. But then when Blake tried to
Speaker 6: pass the mic, there was a fumble.
Speaker 2: There was a mishap.
Speaker 3: But you have a mic currently, you currently are talking
Speaker 3: into a mic. This is all bed No, No.
Speaker 6: We're talking about the hip hop, the proverbial mic that
Speaker 6: we were passing.
Speaker 3: We're just warming up, man.
Speaker 4: We were just warming up and it was gonna be
Speaker 4: so it was electric if I wasn't chunking.
Speaker 2: That's new content.
Speaker 3: Bring the energy.
Speaker 2: I happen to me again. Someone said, I like your content.
Speaker 3: That's a good compliment. Yeah.
Speaker 6: At the hotel bar, huh, someone someone said, hey, I
Speaker 6: really like your content.
Speaker 2: I think I hate it. I think I hate that.
Speaker 3: How old is this person? Yeah they're young.
Speaker 2: They're young. I mean they're in their twenties for sure.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Though, they said, like blanketly not,
Speaker 4: I like you as this. I like your content that
Speaker 4: it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird because did you hit them? Yeah? Well
Speaker 2: I pinched them where that no one could see the bruises.
Speaker 3: Right, get call, you got to hit the little muffin top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I pitched him on the top of their skull.
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, as you were trained.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, a lot of skin there, like.
Speaker 4: One of them dogs, one of them dogs with the
Speaker 4: rumpy skins are yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Hot hot dog neck. I love a good hot dog neck.
Speaker 6: Oh God, I hope to god is that. Can you
Speaker 6: be a skinny guy and have hot dog neck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You can. You can.
Speaker 3: Fuck is hot dog neck? Like when you stretch you
Speaker 3: just stretch it. You just no, no, back of the neck.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's the back of the head where you're
Speaker 2: ye the rolls. It just folds up on top of itself.
Speaker 6: That's that's like, maybe maybe my biggest fear of my
Speaker 6: entire life.
Speaker 3: Really is hot dog neck. Oh that's a point of pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you've got the hot dog neck, then you
Speaker 1: can start wearing the shades.
Speaker 3: On the back of your head and it's just a
Speaker 3: whole ass.
Speaker 2: Look dude, Yeah, it looks it looks like lips back there.
Speaker 2: You can put some lipstick on it.
Speaker 3: Dude, I kind of I'm feeling back here. I'm I'm
Speaker 3: I'm feeling it, and I think underneath my hair I
Speaker 3: might have some hot dog neck. You have hot dog
Speaker 3: I think I might have early hot dog neck early stage.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying.
Speaker 3: You got early on hot dog neck early. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: got some little smoky's back there. The cause of hot
Speaker 3: dog neck could be underneath his hair, could be there.
Speaker 3: That'd be cool. Happy birthday at them, happy bird.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: We don't need to have paper if we don't, we
Speaker 2: don't want to.
Speaker 3: We don't want to pay for that. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 3: want Tom.
Speaker 2: I don't think the birthday song is public domain.
Speaker 3: You can no, No, someone bought it. No, oh, really, someone.
Speaker 2: Owns the birthday sign.
Speaker 3: Bezos Musk. Who bought it? Bezos? Chad Bezos?
Speaker 2: You know my favorite?
Speaker 6: What I think we should start and what's I've been
Speaker 6: doing for the past second. I want to say, like
Speaker 6: five or six years, you just sing the end. The
Speaker 6: whole song sucks like it's too long of a song.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 6: You just go to you just say happy birdday two you.
Speaker 3: You just do that.
Speaker 2: You do that fifty times.
Speaker 3: That just costs US one hundred thousand dollars. I don't
Speaker 3: like that, and I'm going to go out on a limit.
Speaker 3: Say I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Adam, I like it, Adham, you don't.
Speaker 3: No, I would never do that for you. You want
Speaker 3: to see what I got you?
Speaker 2: Oh fitness? What is that? Sporty and rich? I love
Speaker 2: it dirty.
Speaker 3: It's coming at you, pal. It came to my house.
Speaker 6: He's got me a hat that says fitness on it.
Speaker 6: He knows I'm a chubby fitness king and I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Body active chunk aaro, I'm an active chunk.
Speaker 1: That is huge.
Speaker 2: They called me active chunk.
Speaker 4: Whoa, Hey, Adam, is this something that used to happen
Speaker 4: when we lived together? Like you would have your birthday
Speaker 4: and you're the oldest out of out of me, you
Speaker 4: and Blake, right, and you told me that like the
Speaker 4: birthday owl comes and visits you in the evening and
Speaker 4: gives you wisdom only on your birthday?
Speaker 3: Did you get any wisdom? Is that the thing? Bro Am?
Speaker 3: I like, am I making I might have said?
Speaker 6: I might have made that up. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 6: I was smoking a lot of weed.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was like a really bad yeah,
Speaker 4: a really bad, like fucking recurring joke that we just
Speaker 4: went with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every once a.
Speaker 6: Year, Yeah, he's here the birthday, all comes and gives
Speaker 6: me and gives me wisdom.
Speaker 3: Right, And then you could that was the bit.
Speaker 4: You couldn't tell me what the wisdom was because I
Speaker 4: had a turned the age yet, so it.
Speaker 2: Was, yeah, you're not old enough. You were old enough.
Speaker 1: Along with age comes wizzo, along.
Speaker 2: With age comes whiz That was cool.
Speaker 3: That's such a big brother move. Hey, Yeah, sorry, I
Speaker 3: can't tell y'all you're not old enough yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I never had a big brother, so, like
Speaker 4: you know, that was cool for me.
Speaker 1: Adam is your brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I kind of am your big brother.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, I guess kind of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are big bro. That's huge. My big brother
Speaker 3: was not my brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.
Speaker 6: I'm the I'm the oldest out of the three of
Speaker 6: us because Blake, Kyle and myself we are the exact
Speaker 6: same age. We graduated high school the same year, and
Speaker 6: Endors is the oldest person that we know. And it's
Speaker 6: cool to get wisdom. It's cool to have your grandfather
Speaker 6: with you.
Speaker 3: In the older state.
Speaker 6: It's been elder statesman, just to ask, like what it
Speaker 6: was like in the old timing times and.
Speaker 3: Stuff before I just busted nuts of dust. Lordy wordy
Speaker 3: getting close to thirty eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah you are man, damn near fort damn near forty
Speaker 4: Holy moly, wow Wow.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this a lot lately though, Like
Speaker 1: you have to tell you, it was like a thing
Speaker 1: when we were coming up, Like selling out was goofy,
Speaker 1: Like you didn't give up your art too, brands, because
Speaker 1: then what would happen. Is what we live in today.
Speaker 1: We're literally every single thing we see is a commercial.
Speaker 1: We're all just walking commercials now. You tag your.
Speaker 6: Shit brought to you by Tushy. This podcast is brought
Speaker 6: to you by Manscape.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. This friendship is brought to you by Liquid Ivan.
Speaker 3: They're best buds, we promise.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I mean, I feel like the
Speaker 1: Internet started because we were also sick of watching commercials
Speaker 1: in between TV shows, And now literally the Internet is
Speaker 1: just commercials without you even knowing their commercial.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I was thinking about this today too because
Speaker 4: I was watching Norms. Norm has a show on Netflix,
Speaker 4: and he's always like, you want a red Bull?
Speaker 3: Norm MacDonald rip didn't give him flowers, but he was.
Speaker 3: He was giving out red Bulls.
Speaker 4: He's like, you want something from the drink thing and
Speaker 4: he's given out red Bulls and people are drinking red
Speaker 4: Bulls on the screen. I'm like, yeah, product placement. And then
Speaker 4: I pop back to like, I'm pretty sure our opening
Speaker 4: shot of Workaholics, because of the relationship that Viacom had
Speaker 4: with Red Bull, is a floating red Bull bull in
Speaker 4: the pool like it is an endorse, like a commercial.
Speaker 3: Is our first show that was on purpose?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull
Speaker 1: was counter culture.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was on purpose was it? That
Speaker 3: was one thousand percent on purpose because they had a
Speaker 3: deal with Viacom, And I was like, I got the shot.
Speaker 3: Then I wouldn't have done the show. I'm out, I'm
Speaker 3: a monster guy. I put it in there, then I walk.
Speaker 3: I put it in there out Hey, Kyle.
Speaker 6: And now I pass on the show, and I want
Speaker 6: you to digitally a race show.
Speaker 1: How come none of us have been on Sesame Street
Speaker 1: or The Muppet Show.
Speaker 6: I think we might be a little dirte for for
Speaker 6: their style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't. They got to oscar the ground so
Speaker 3: they don't need another dirty dumpster diver. Like that's where
Speaker 3: I'd want to go. I'd want to do a.
Speaker 1: Dirty dogs begin the scene with Grover.
Speaker 3: Let's hang with the Crouch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm trying to kick it with my homies Burt
Speaker 6: and Ernie. Are they gay together? I'll never tell.
Speaker 3: I thought that they said they were. Didn't they just
Speaker 3: announce that somebody's got I think they did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But when I'm there with them, like am I am?
Speaker 2: I fucking all of them?
Speaker 3: Oh? Are you?
Speaker 1: They go back into the closet because of Adam.
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, I don't know. I'll never tell. I'll never tell.
Speaker 1: He's the friend that they can't be themselves around, right.
Speaker 3: I love that they're like.
Speaker 5: Oh hey Adam, Yeah no, man, we love watching football
Speaker 5: with you, dude.
Speaker 3: It's freaking cool.
Speaker 1: And not that gay people can't watch football gos, just
Speaker 1: like I just don't judge us.
Speaker 3: We could do like a cool curse word section with
Speaker 3: Oscar the Grouch.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's I feel like that's our thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be where we'd get on there is like.
Speaker 2: Like what's the naughty words?
Speaker 3: Fuck you, that's the count, don't say fun yea, go
Speaker 3: fuck yourself. Snuffle up against the snuffle up against talk. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he had a real weird voice.
Speaker 1: I feel like he was kind of like real.
Speaker 3: He was hell sad. I don't think I liked him.
Speaker 3: I was like, this guy's a loser. His eyelashes were weird, dude,
Speaker 3: he was like depressing. We were on strike. We went
Speaker 3: on strike.
Speaker 2: We basically were on strike.
Speaker 3: For a week, and Adam, thank you for coming to
Speaker 3: our terms. Yeah, we do appreciate it. Thanks for being flexible.
Speaker 2: We were to negotiated against me somehow.
Speaker 3: I think both of us left the table a little angry,
Speaker 3: which means both of us are happy. So it's a
Speaker 3: good thing.
Speaker 2: That's right, That is absolutely right.
Speaker 3: I think we found the middle. Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 1: We really did.
Speaker 3: What else anything else happened? Anything at all? So you
Speaker 3: guys at home. I'm only gonna be here for seven
Speaker 3: more minutes. Is there the contract that's contractually that's the deal.
Speaker 1: That's part of the deal that you guys came away with.
Speaker 3: Mm hm doctor.
Speaker 4: Well it's meal breaks we now get. We now get
Speaker 4: meal breaks on the pod.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god, yeah, I feel like we've been snacking
Speaker 2: on the pod?
Speaker 3: Is this a meal break? There's got a payday right there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh ship, yeah he does.
Speaker 3: Oh payday. Damn.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest payday I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is almost This is almost as big as
Speaker 3: a it's a king size.
Speaker 2: It's about the size of mine. What's happened?
Speaker 3: Who's the well?
Speaker 1: The wh who's wait? Do you you like paydays? Was
Speaker 1: that a choice or was that a gift?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Choice, obviously niceydays?
Speaker 3: Yes, choice.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like paydays is down the
Speaker 1: wrung on the candy bar hierarchy.
Speaker 3: Well, it for sure is.
Speaker 6: But I can see Drs durs is looking for an experience.
Speaker 6: Want to go down that candy aisle.
Speaker 2: He's looking. He's looking for something uh special. He's not
Speaker 2: going tried and true. He wants that. He wants that
Speaker 2: weird off off ship or he's eating this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants a lot of nuts because we look,
Speaker 3: we get snickers all the time, we get twigs all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: See here, I knew there.
Speaker 3: I knew.
Speaker 2: There's a backstory.
Speaker 3: And sometimes you got to shake it up. And when's
Speaker 3: the last time you had a payday? Bro? All the time?
Speaker 3: Every time I go to home depot? What but like, wait,
Speaker 3: what you do?
Speaker 2: You're true? Why is payday a specific home depot? True?
Speaker 3: I love getting pay days, bro, I love Payday's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know your home depot experience because.
Speaker 3: It does taste like saw dust a little bit.
Speaker 2: I just be inspired by this taste in the air.
Speaker 3: It is kind of just like a thing of glue
Speaker 3: with sawdust wrapped around it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got no gripe with your choice, bro. My gripe
Speaker 4: is with your choice of size. That's too much payday
Speaker 4: in one in one.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of payday. Yeah, that's like a shock
Speaker 3: dick of a payday. That's a lot. That's a little greedy.
Speaker 2: You know me, guys, I know Drs durs is gonna
Speaker 2: want maybe a little leftover payday. Yeah, he's gonna want
Speaker 2: it tomorrow pay day.
Speaker 6: Gross, dude's gonna he's gonna fold it in half, all perfect,
Speaker 6: like uh huh payday for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't save a payday. You put a little
Speaker 3: coin in your purse. That's what That's what I call it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you can't say it's the most
Speaker 2: you can say. I bet that thing will look like
Speaker 2: a payday two thousand years.
Speaker 3: Now you put it on a layaway.
Speaker 1: When are paydays covered in chocolate or are they just
Speaker 1: like peanuts glued together with like nougat or something.
Speaker 3: Blake Anderson has entered the chats. Thank you God. That's like, Hey,
Speaker 3: let's have we ever told the story about what happened
Speaker 3: on our hidden camera show? Remember?
Speaker 2: Oh we had a hidden camera show? How crazy is that?
Speaker 6: We We were the Impractical Jokers before the Impractical Jokers?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Can we start some beef with the impractical Joker?
Speaker 3: I'm so so yeah, Hell yeah yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I want to be the other one. They rock, by
Speaker 3: the way, Impractical Jokers rock. But get to the story. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've partied with them. They freaking rock, they know how
Speaker 3: to dance to.
Speaker 2: Them hips don't lie. We fucked those guys.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: So we did a hidden camera show in Las Vegas,
Speaker 3: and we like had one scenario where we dressed up
Speaker 3: as people in a cult and we ordered a pizza
Speaker 3: and the whole thing was like deliveries and you would
Speaker 3: come into the house. There's cameras everywhere, and you'd come
Speaker 3: into like a crazy situation, and we were the crazy situation.
Speaker 1: We're in Las Vegas, yes, yes, yes, in BF Las Vegas,
Speaker 1: not on the strip.
Speaker 3: We were like on the outer skirts of Las Vegas.
Speaker 6: We actually shot that show in the house, the house
Speaker 6: that's from from Casino that lived in Ye Small world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of come on those carpets.
Speaker 2: It was covered in just very crusty.
Speaker 3: We were dressed as a cult and when the person
Speaker 3: came in, we had we tried to like lure them
Speaker 3: into our like ritual that we're doing right. And this
Speaker 3: fucking enormous biker comes in and he does not look
Speaker 3: like he's fucking around. But one of the other people
Speaker 3: in this group was like, yeah, come on in, come
Speaker 3: on back here, and we were all like get and
Speaker 3: he was like, what's going on here? And she starts
Speaker 3: kind of spelling out what our cult is and then
Speaker 3: the guy goes, I get it. I understand. I've lived
Speaker 3: a thousand lives and I keep coming back to kill
Speaker 3: a woman named Catherine, and.
Speaker 2: We all and she was he was dead serious.
Speaker 3: Dead serious, he he was. He like thought he found us.
Speaker 3: It was a trick.
Speaker 2: We are kindred spirits.
Speaker 6: And he's a pizza delivery guy who was like in
Speaker 6: his fifties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, grizzled, like a biker looking guy.
Speaker 6: Scary, yeah, tough looking guy, absolutely insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we had to be like.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, well, uh here hold this and say blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah to the God of whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and so we're like punking him and because he's
Speaker 6: on the hidden camera show and then we have to.
Speaker 2: Say, well, here's the tip.
Speaker 6: Right, you're on special Delivery, a hidden camera show on
Speaker 6: my Space TV.
Speaker 1: No, the guy has just admitted to like murders, murders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he had killed people before, and he
Speaker 3: keeps coming back and he like described how he was
Speaker 3: like a little boy and we were like.
Speaker 5: Oh, huh okay, what and yeah, it was one of
Speaker 5: those ones when you're looking in his eyes and it's
Speaker 5: only truth there, Like this guy, you knew you were
Speaker 5: in a room with Satan.
Speaker 3: And when and when we said that line about this
Speaker 3: show on MySpace, his face starts darting around like what, no,
Speaker 3: he made a noise? He went right right ryeah, And
Speaker 3: he looks around at all of us and we're like hah,
Speaker 3: like jazz hands, and then like producers start coming out,
Speaker 3: and then he starts steaming and he starts yelling at
Speaker 3: people and he says, I'm gonna go get my AK
Speaker 3: forty seven and when I come back, I'm gonna murder
Speaker 3: or can't shoot everyone here. And then he just took
Speaker 3: off on his motorcycle in a Jeep motorcycle. Right, I
Speaker 3: think it was.
Speaker 2: A motorcycle, which was an insane way to deliver a
Speaker 2: pizza to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna judge him on math. He seems like
Speaker 3: it would get cold. He was really cool. He seemed cool.
Speaker 3: But who does that? Yeah it did.
Speaker 2: The pizza got a little cold.
Speaker 3: I feel like the pizza would get really cold really
Speaker 3: fast on a motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's in the bag, but you know, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: And I don't even know if we wrapped. I think
Speaker 3: we were like, yeah, we're gonna get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of here. We're done. All the producers were like, might
Speaker 3: look we would I was running a jump in and
Speaker 3: be like, were you to do?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: I know? And there was no security. It's not like
Speaker 2: we had the actual security, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's not like there was like we should have hired
Speaker 6: one person, one just big guy to be security.
Speaker 3: Someone with a gun, right, a shack, one shack.
Speaker 2: One seven foot tall man.
Speaker 5: One Kimbo's life, Yeah, Timbo.
Speaker 2: I went and saw Metallica last night, which was kind
Speaker 2: of a dream.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was kind of a dream concert and uh
Speaker 2: awesome opening bands, Rete Van Vliet, Cage the Elephant. Didn't
Speaker 2: see either of them.
Speaker 3: Cage is the Elephant?
Speaker 2: Hm, wow, didn't see either.
Speaker 3: Not sure I could sign off on that for the Elephant,
Speaker 3: right yeah right?
Speaker 6: Conceptually yeah, yes, yes, yes, they're a band though they're
Speaker 6: just a band.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And by the way, how do you eat an elephant? One?
Speaker 3: The time.
Speaker 1: Into the pleasure is ours and what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: But I got to we we you know, it's hard
Speaker 2: to get there for an opening the opening acts it started.
Speaker 6: It started at seven o'clock. I had to work yesterday.
Speaker 6: I had to work on a Saturday. Would sucked. So
Speaker 6: we barely got home in time to you know, to
Speaker 6: make the turnaround to go see guys. Greta van Vliet
Speaker 6: fucking rules. I wanted to see them badly, and so
Speaker 6: does Cage the Elephant, So I was excited.
Speaker 3: Greta a person? Or is that this like a weird
Speaker 3: name of I think? I think that's the little girl.
Speaker 4: Isn't that the that's the little girl who does the the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that the girl who's into No, that's credit. No,
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 3: Really wanted to see her talk about global warming climate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is despicable. These lights the wind Para takes to
Speaker 3: light the stadium must stop.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty cool and progressive for Metallica to
Speaker 1: have her right.
Speaker 5: Before, like give me fuel, give me fire, and speaking
Speaker 5: of fossil fuels, cut in the fuel, no more fire,
Speaker 5: kill them all, kill them all, Well, funny you should say,
Speaker 5: kill them all because the climate.
Speaker 2: It will all die. The icebergs melt.
Speaker 3: Sleep with one eye opened because ice have to sleep,
Speaker 3: because ozons melted, because the freaking the amount of UV
Speaker 3: Rays getting through is absolutely funny. Everybody's like, fucking Lars
Speaker 3: called this chicken. There's really into it, freaking Lars. Freaking Lars.
Speaker 1: Well, that's fucking dude. I mean, holy ship, Metallica goold
Speaker 1: like one of the greatest bands of all freaking time, dude.
Speaker 2: Very cool, Uh, very cool.
Speaker 6: I went with our manager Isaac and that was awesome.
Speaker 6: He was having a great time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, punk rock.
Speaker 6: But then also I went with Chloe and then Nina
Speaker 6: dorev Hick and her friend Erica. Nina's in the movie
Speaker 6: with me in the Outlaws, And uh, none of these
Speaker 6: girls knew Metallica, not even like one song. They were
Speaker 6: just like, whoa, okay, not even one, not even like
Speaker 6: one song. It was like finally at the very end
Speaker 6: they played like Antra Sandman or some shit, and they
Speaker 6: were like, Okay, I kind of.
Speaker 2: Know this one. Yeah, du yeah crazy.
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you've ever been to a carnival,
Speaker 1: you've heard Metallica, Like I feel like that's the first time.
Speaker 3: That is a good point. Yea, every time I'm going
Speaker 3: to a carnival, dude.
Speaker 1: I have a very specific memory of being on the
Speaker 1: tilta World and the dude playing Metallica and I'm being like,
Speaker 1: what is this band?
Speaker 3: Holy shit?
Speaker 6: Do you remember at the Camden Martinique.
Speaker 1: Where we used to live in Coast to Mesa.
Speaker 2: And Coast to Mesa and I had the I had
Speaker 2: a giant poster of James Dean in my bathroom.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, dude, Holly was just because I think I
Speaker 6: went to like Hot Topic and bought a bunch of
Speaker 6: boss and then people like I don't know, we had
Speaker 6: like some it was like a theater thing came over
Speaker 6: to my house and like all the gay dudes in
Speaker 6: our in the like the theater group were like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know, you're good dude. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not a what like James Dean.
Speaker 6: He's like a gay icon and they were like, whoa right,
Speaker 6: Like he's a gay icon and you have it like
Speaker 6: it was like over it was like basically over my bed.
Speaker 2: It was right there. I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm with it.
Speaker 3: Fast forward to a little I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that I should have just had that
Speaker 2: and like Wizard of Oshi about my bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew about Wizard of and little Little nas
Speaker 3: X well early early nas early.
Speaker 6: Nazas when he was like nine. It's super weird that
Speaker 6: I have it over my bed. Kid is done, yeah,
Speaker 6: because he's so much younger than me. I did do
Speaker 6: a thing with uh Fozzy Bear and uh miss Piggy.
Speaker 3: Weird old stuff. They're cool.
Speaker 4: What do you mean that's on the Muppets, right yeah,
Speaker 4: Muppets okay, but not Sesame Street.
Speaker 3: There is a line there, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There isn't a line totally because you know who crosses
Speaker 1: the line, Hermit frogs on both good point Blake.
Speaker 4: But Kermit was like a guesst fucking shuts it down.
Speaker 4: I feel like Kermit was a guest on Sesame Street.
Speaker 4: Like he's not a part of the fucking cast. He
Speaker 4: was like a guest. I'm just being real, Kit.
Speaker 1: Kermit was very in there. He was like the news reporter,
Speaker 1: be like, Kermit the Frog here reporting line.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's Sesame Street? Is that Sesame Street?
Speaker 3: He just relax, Kyle. He just wanted to do his impression.
Speaker 3: He just needed but you can do it more, do
Speaker 3: it again? What did it sound like?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 3: I can't. Well, this is Kermit by Frog.
Speaker 1: He're reporting live from the Pond.
Speaker 3: From the Pond exactly.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. That was honest.
Speaker 3: You know, Brian Henson person.
Speaker 6: Better admittedly doing when I did that thing with Fozzy,
Speaker 6: and I think it was Miss Piggy. Like the people
Speaker 6: that the puppeteers were so fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Of course they're cool.
Speaker 6: They were all like seventy years old, just like hilarious
Speaker 6: older guys that yeah, oh broo, yeah, you can tell
Speaker 6: that they like were just acid heads back in the day.
Speaker 6: These guys, I'm like, oh, they were just funny as
Speaker 6: hell and cool.
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, what a cool gig that they've had
Speaker 2: for fifty years.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: One of the coolest things I did while I was
Speaker 1: in Atlanta shooting Woke season two coming soon next year,
Speaker 1: was go to the the Puppetry Center, like the museum,
Speaker 1: and they have a whole wings dedicated to Jim Henson
Speaker 1: and they have all these photos from like the seventies
Speaker 1: where it's them like coming up with the show and
Speaker 1: it's just like behind the scenes. So it's just like
Speaker 1: all these hippie bros with their hands up, puppets asses
Speaker 1: just standing there. But it's like, yeah, dude, man, what
Speaker 1: a cool time?
Speaker 3: Did you say puppet bros. Puppet brosy, what do you
Speaker 3: I thought you know. I can't stand fucking puppet bros.
Speaker 2: Let's just the fucking puppet puppet bros or ruining puppetry.
Speaker 3: Everyone's gotta be a fucking puppet bro.
Speaker 1: Now it used to be puppet artists and now it's
Speaker 1: puppet bros. They get into the whole thing for the
Speaker 1: wrong reason.
Speaker 3: Frank Anchors changed everything.
Speaker 2: They scream, let's go before every.
Speaker 1: Time weights to their puppets.
Speaker 2: We're getting a little shoulder workout.
Speaker 1: It's just in their lat It drives places to these people.
Speaker 5: Let's could you imagine Jim Henson just with two weighted puppets,
Speaker 5: Like you.
Speaker 3: Know, these fucking puppet bros. They stick their hand them
Speaker 3: there and they don't even ask permission. Why is there
Speaker 3: a museum of puppetry in Atlanta?
Speaker 2: Is Jim Henson from Atlanta?
Speaker 3: I don't think he is.
Speaker 1: Actually, that was like the weird part of it is.
Speaker 4: No, there's one up in Seattle too, though I remember
Speaker 4: seeing it up in Seattle.
Speaker 3: My follow up question is why is there a puppetry
Speaker 3: museum in Seattle? Well, I just I think it was
Speaker 3: just coming through when I saw it. Up there, Okay,
Speaker 3: an exhibit because I saw it in la when it
Speaker 3: was at the Getty. Well, yeah, I think it moves
Speaker 3: like I saw like Beaker, and I saw the puppets
Speaker 3: as well. It was very cool.
Speaker 1: Well, this museum is a permanent installment in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: It's very cool.
Speaker 1: It's just one wing of it is dedicated to Jim
Speaker 1: Henson and they have a ton of like sick relics.
Speaker 1: But then the other wing is like puppets throughout history
Speaker 1: and of the world, and those are mad interesting too.
Speaker 4: But there must be a huge puppet market down there
Speaker 4: and something that's probably in its.
Speaker 2: Roots a lot of puppet bros. Yeah, Hotlanta, I don't
Speaker 2: doubt it.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 6: The puppet bro scene is totally as Kyle would say,
Speaker 6: vibro in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: It's just like lifted trucks and freaking just lots of
Speaker 1: fel just tons of felt in google eyes.
Speaker 2: Puppet nuts. Huh yeah, lifted trucks and puppet nuts.
Speaker 3: Right bro. I love your Gonzo.
Speaker 1: Gonzo was sick too. I'd love to do a scene
Speaker 1: with Gonzo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Oh my god, I'd love to do
Speaker 2: a scene. Oh so what is your you go to
Speaker 2: a movie. What is your go to.
Speaker 3: Went to a movie today?
Speaker 6: What I feel like that is the one where you
Speaker 6: you always kind of picked the same thing because I
Speaker 6: get the same.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like to eat at the movies. But you snack?
Speaker 3: You snack?
Speaker 2: Correct, What do you mean nothing, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't like to. You're not snacking. I will say this,
Speaker 3: I have, but I don't. I definitely don't get a
Speaker 3: drink because and then you got to take a piss
Speaker 3: and you're sitting there for the last twenty minutes in
Speaker 3: the movie and you're just like go and then it's
Speaker 3: fine if you miss you know when to leave? Yeah
Speaker 3: you know? No, no, no, there is a website that
Speaker 3: tells you, like when to go to the bathroom. You
Speaker 3: guys know about that. Really, it's like, if you go
Speaker 3: right now, you can feel it out. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I want to give myself to the experience, all right.
Speaker 3: I don't like getting the popcorn butter on my finger.
Speaker 3: It's just it's too messy. You've already touched, bro. If
Speaker 3: you're in a public movie theater, the dirtiest place in
Speaker 3: the world, your feet are sticking.
Speaker 6: Okay, I like this lesson last the more you were
Speaker 6: just like, I gave myself the experience.
Speaker 2: I'd co signed it.
Speaker 3: Really, that's the dumbest thing I've said so far. Oh
Speaker 3: oh wait, hey, well it gives himself to the experience.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, you want to just really concentrate
Speaker 6: on whatever movie you're watching.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, but that's it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be chewing and like chewing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you get sour patch kids, yeah, blake, what
Speaker 2: do you mean chewing? You have to chew your food.
Speaker 3: Good luck chewing a whopper and having no one know
Speaker 3: about it. Wrinkle crinkle, Yeah, I don't know. But what
Speaker 3: do your guys go to?
Speaker 6: Go ahead, I get a medium sized soda. It's half
Speaker 6: uh doctor pepper, half Coke.
Speaker 3: Zero, and there we go. That's my guy.
Speaker 6: Fuck with that crushed ice, small popcorn and large one
Speaker 6: of those very expensive to sawny waters, just to have it,
Speaker 6: just to treat myself.
Speaker 1: You get soda, wash your hands, you pour it over
Speaker 1: your hands during tons of liquid.
Speaker 6: I double down and I pissed three times throughout the movie.
Speaker 6: If it's an eighty minute movie, I'm pissing three times.
Speaker 6: I'm pissing so much.
Speaker 4: I'm not worried about the peepee during the movie. I'll
Speaker 4: just run out pee come back. Yeah, it's not a
Speaker 4: big deal.
Speaker 1: That's these are way too expensive to be missing even
Speaker 1: a second of the fuck.
Speaker 3: Right, And if you run into a front of the bathroom,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, and then your chit chat or if you
Speaker 3: have to rub one out, what's happened? You should we
Speaker 3: go outside into a selfie next to the stand up.
Speaker 3: I mean, like these things you can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, the peepee turns into a poopoo and the
Speaker 1: next thing we're in there for.
Speaker 2: A while, we'll see the poopoo could come out during
Speaker 2: the movie anyways, in which case you would have to
Speaker 2: go take care of it. You can't just hold in
Speaker 2: the poo poo.
Speaker 3: You can, I can hold it a poop poo.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't. I have to.
Speaker 2: I feel like, no, I feel like I have to
Speaker 2: hold in the poop.
Speaker 3: You can't hold it a poop poo. I can hold
Speaker 3: that way longer than a peepee.
Speaker 6: Me too, really, No, if I have to poo poo
Speaker 6: a thousand hours ago, poo poo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, you guys are better at holding poop in than pepe.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, dude, it's so much easier to hold a poop
Speaker 4: poo in than a.
Speaker 3: Peep because because the poopoo just backs up the peepee,
Speaker 3: there's nowhere it can't go anywhere. The bladder's fall. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't drink coffee. This is true. Coffee, that is true.
Speaker 3: I drink a lot of coffee.
Speaker 2: Coffee, and you can hold your poopoos more than your peepe's.
Speaker 3: You should see it. I would love to. I can
Speaker 3: hold my poopoo for days if I had to.
Speaker 1: Excuse dude, that seems like that's unhealthy.
Speaker 6: That's you're backed up, bud. You got to clean out
Speaker 6: them pipes.
Speaker 4: It is unhealthy. And I don't practice anymore. That practice
Speaker 4: practicing holder.
Speaker 3: We're talking about practice? Oh yeah, did we talk about
Speaker 3: this once upon a time? Did you used to see
Speaker 3: how long you could go without shipping or was that
Speaker 3: one of your home That's not I did have, Sorry, bro, No,
Speaker 3: that's not me.
Speaker 2: If anything, I think the more fun thing would be
Speaker 2: like how many ships did you take today?
Speaker 3: Well, it's not it's that's not a challenge as much
Speaker 3: as it is fun. Are we talking about a challenge?
Speaker 6: Yeah, It's a fun thing to do with friends, you know,
Speaker 6: like a fun like game.
Speaker 3: To play with Did you poop again? Yeah? Me too?
Speaker 2: Bathroom up today.
Speaker 3: This day is the legendary. Let's live stream.
Speaker 6: It so much, so much chilly chili and coffee all
Speaker 6: day long.
Speaker 1: Did that TikTok? Don't take a ship challenge. That's gonna
Speaker 1: be hot.
Speaker 3: But you have to dance. You have to dance.
Speaker 2: You have to dance. You have to do like weird
Speaker 2: claps and jiggles with your hand.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I claps and jiggles with your cheek.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put out one of those uh skinny ways,
Speaker 3: pretty face and a big bass, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: clap my butt cheeks in front of the camera. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do one of those. Dude, I could get it.
Speaker 3: I think maybe we got to do one for that
Speaker 3: butt challenge that we had to each other back in
Speaker 3: the day. Yeah, if you're just joining us now, and
Speaker 3: we said who had the best, But I think we
Speaker 3: gotta do the skinny ways.
Speaker 2: Pretty Face universally was known as me.
Speaker 3: I feel well, that's not what I said.
Speaker 2: Pretty Universal.
Speaker 1: Now that we're on YouTube, I feel like we could
Speaker 1: really get straight to the source.
Speaker 6: If we ever have guests on this is important. We
Speaker 6: have to have the most important guests.
Speaker 3: And by that you mean Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: No, I mean yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you. I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Well, then we would be kind of that's kind of
Speaker 1: what Tosh point oh did. If we could shout out
Speaker 1: to our brother in arms.
Speaker 2: Let's give him flowers, right, let's give Tosh some flowers.
Speaker 3: Did we come on after Tosh ever, we'll call it yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we did. We would do that absolutely, yeah, yeah that
Speaker 3: he was a great, great lead in Yes, he was.
Speaker 2: We would hold his audience.
Speaker 3: We did. Let's be clear, though, plenty of other shows
Speaker 3: had viral video like concepts where it's like, let's watch
Speaker 3: this and ridiculousness much I know, but he actually he
Speaker 3: actually added to it, like he makes it better, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yeah, right right. I can't say
Speaker 3: the same for the rest of those shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, dang bro.
Speaker 3: Right, Tosh was very funny. I'm not saying I won't.
Speaker 3: I'm saying I can't.
Speaker 2: He physically can't.
Speaker 3: Didn't. They have the surfer on and that was cool?
Speaker 3: What that guy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 3: And then he just and then drop right in.
Speaker 1: Well, now that we're so deep into internet culture, there
Speaker 1: are so many great videos from the past and present
Speaker 1: and they just coming. I love the Internet.
Speaker 3: It rocks. Yeah, you can't be it. Love you content.
Speaker 6: Did you guys see this thing on the internet? This
Speaker 6: content of Cardi B. And she's being interviewed by Jimmy
Speaker 6: Fallon and Jimmy Fallon goes, what is if it's up
Speaker 6: and it's stuck?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? What is up and stuck?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I didn't click on that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And she goes, well, you know when you poop
Speaker 6: and and it won't come out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh, yes, I'm listening.
Speaker 6: Then it's up and it's stuck. And Jimmy Fallon's face
Speaker 6: was just like diary. I mean, it was like, is
Speaker 6: that what she's talking about the song?
Speaker 2: Evidently?
Speaker 6: And if and if that is true, First of all,
Speaker 6: funniest thing in the world that she's just talking about
Speaker 6: constipation in a song.
Speaker 2: But it's like also so funny.
Speaker 6: That like people around the world are like in the
Speaker 6: club like shaking their ass two.
Speaker 2: When it's up and it's and it's stuff.
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, when it's up, then it's up,
Speaker 1: Then it's up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is what the video said.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what song that is. But I
Speaker 3: would say, like when it's up and it stuck, it's
Speaker 3: like when you got a boner and it just won't
Speaker 3: go down. Sure, then you put it in your belt. Luke,
Speaker 3: here comes Cardi b.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then why is Cardi b rapping about that?
Speaker 2: She she doesn't have a boner because she's here to
Speaker 2: take care of it. Oh, she's going to take care
Speaker 2: of the boner, all right, Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 3: I assume so for her. Whoever, what's whatever? I don't know. Quavo, yeah,
Speaker 3: Quavo on don't off very up and down. Yeah, But
Speaker 3: she's the one saying this, right, she's interpreting her own song.
Speaker 3: That's what she interpreted it to Jimmy Fallon, sais about constipation?
Speaker 3: Well she?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm assuming she wrote it with those with
Speaker 2: those lyrics. I don't think there was a ghostwriter writing
Speaker 2: about constipation for her.
Speaker 3: That seems like, yeah, but there might be a ghostwriter
Speaker 3: at Jimmy Fallon, who's like, hey, it'd be funny to
Speaker 3: say this, right, true? True.
Speaker 6: I don't know if if they're if they're pitching shit
Speaker 6: jokes on Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, do you want to do this? This
Speaker 3: could be funny. She's like, okay, cool, that is funny.
Speaker 3: It's a disgusting I do see that. Like if you're
Speaker 3: not a comedian, like you come in, they're like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you have any stories? And we have stories and
Speaker 3: like they go great.
Speaker 2: So many stories. God damn our story card.
Speaker 3: B oh gosh. Which, by the way, Okay, Blake, let's
Speaker 3: what's up, Blake? I was on Ellen? I did the
Speaker 3: Ellen Show. Let's give you your flowers? Who I've always
Speaker 3: thought you were funny and you deserve to go on Ellen?
Speaker 3: How was it? It was terrible?
Speaker 4: Okay, I am honestly talking about substances.
Speaker 3: I am about to fucking fall off the wagon.
Speaker 1: Take a take a meloton that's a sleeping answer, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Hans her sleep and ancer?
Speaker 3: Should we take five? Should we just take a little
Speaker 3: break here?
Speaker 2: And I mean we all know that what I what
Speaker 2: I say, sipping on every night, which is a z
Speaker 2: a zequil.
Speaker 6: You're still doing this, Oh boy, A cup of zequill
Speaker 6: mixed with some soda water.
Speaker 3: Do not try this at home.
Speaker 2: It's my night night. I have it every night.
Speaker 3: This is thirty eight. Are you gonna make it to forty?
Speaker 3: Come on you still, dude, Adam, hold on no, because
Speaker 3: this is crazy.
Speaker 2: This is thirty eight. Fucking look at me, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm worried about the inside, not the outside. Outside is great,
Speaker 3: very kissable.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Tell me again?
Speaker 4: What the what the concoction is? It's been a while
Speaker 4: since we ran down this, I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, it is.
Speaker 3: It is a disgusting happening.
Speaker 2: It is ze quill, the purple flavor.
Speaker 3: You know, so z quill is where you're asking your
Speaker 3: liver to work overtime.
Speaker 2: It's not niquill. It's not niquil.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, And it's non habit for me, although I
Speaker 6: do have it every night.
Speaker 3: So I've got down to a sign.
Speaker 6: Yeah, although I can't go to sleep unless I have it, okay.
Speaker 6: And so that I put I put it in a
Speaker 6: like a candle of quaw over ice, you know, like
Speaker 6: a lemon, the quaw over ice, and I mix it
Speaker 6: together and every once in a while pull O vodka
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: You know that's lean. You're just drinking lean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're purely making like homemade like moonshine lean.
Speaker 2: That's not lean.
Speaker 3: It's not lean. It's a softened lean. It's it's like
Speaker 3: over the counter lean.
Speaker 1: Right, it's a little slant.
Speaker 3: Because you can't get lean over the counter anymore.
Speaker 2: Can't get lean over the counter.
Speaker 4: But the ze quill But I bet you the the
Speaker 4: product that's in it, though, is just named something else
Speaker 4: and got a different distribution channel, dude.
Speaker 6: And I'm not I'm not like, I'm not drinking half
Speaker 6: a bottle. I'm doing what the amount that they say
Speaker 6: to do, the one scoop.
Speaker 3: If you're sick, it's it's supposed to No, no, No.
Speaker 2: Ze quill isn't is just for sleeping.
Speaker 3: Quis a sleep aid o.
Speaker 6: Nike will is if you're sick. And I've tried that too,
Speaker 6: believe me, and it's it sound as good. The Zeque's
Speaker 6: actually pretty tasty.
Speaker 3: Sorry, just adam. You can drink an entire bottle of
Speaker 3: that stuff and it just does not kick in. Well,
Speaker 3: what's you say, vodka sometimes? Is that real, ma'am? Or
Speaker 3: are you hitting the vodka every night? No, it's every time, No,
Speaker 3: it's not every time. Yeah, that's what I want to know,
Speaker 3: I want to discern this.
Speaker 2: It's not every time.
Speaker 3: This is not every time.
Speaker 2: Not every time.
Speaker 3: I mean, this guy goes to Metallica shows, dude, of
Speaker 3: course he's going for it.
Speaker 2: It's not every time.
Speaker 6: So tonight what I'm doing because you know, I gotta
Speaker 6: wake up at five am tomorrow right.
Speaker 3: For work, six or seven of these things. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: how are you going to get up?
Speaker 4: That's why I'm gonna take the melatonin, because I gotta
Speaker 4: fucking get down.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta, we gotta hit our z's mean, kai guy,
Speaker 2: I gotta go night night. We're on the East Coast
Speaker 2: for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but aren't you worried about getting up into how
Speaker 3: you feel in the morning when he's sluggish because there's coffee?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, And I am drinking a lot of
Speaker 4: coffee in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your poor body is Like.
Speaker 2: What I do? Is I exactly? I wake up, I
Speaker 2: have a pre brew pot.
Speaker 6: I just hit the little button, I take my shower,
Speaker 6: I chug one cup of coffee. Then I have three
Speaker 6: venty iced Starbucks until lunchtime.
Speaker 2: Then I have lunch.
Speaker 6: Then I have a red Bull mixed with a Lacroix.
Speaker 6: That's my afternoon, go juice, and then usually maybe two
Speaker 6: diet cokes to round out the day. And then I
Speaker 6: come home.
Speaker 4: You still have fucking diet cokes. You're still doing that.
Speaker 4: I can't do a diet coke. I'll get a heart burned.
Speaker 3: Your heart must look like Freddy Krueger's face.
Speaker 6: And then I come home. Then I take pre workout,
Speaker 6: Then I work out, learn my lines?
Speaker 3: Uh, you do pre workout at night? Pre workout is
Speaker 3: what's the what's that?
Speaker 2: After I go home, it's caffeine. And then I do that.
Speaker 6: I work out and then usually like learn my lines
Speaker 6: while on the bike or whatever whatever I have to
Speaker 6: memorize for the day.
Speaker 2: And then and then you know, take my lane, right,
Speaker 2: take my night night and go to bed.
Speaker 3: That is so much caffeine. Why don't you skip skip
Speaker 3: the skip the workout, the pre workout when that felt
Speaker 3: like one you could get rid of.
Speaker 6: But because then I won't go work out, like I don't.
Speaker 6: I just don't have the energy after you know, after
Speaker 6: working and all them.
Speaker 3: Are you sure you don't have the energy? Are you
Speaker 3: sure after all the the potions?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't do it. I know I do.
Speaker 2: I do do it every day.
Speaker 4: Are you sure you actually don't have the energy? That's
Speaker 4: my question, because I know, Bro, you fucking go. You
Speaker 4: don't need this ship. You're a divine, divine run at
Speaker 4: a high octane no matter.
Speaker 2: Do Bro, Yeah, we do, Thank you, thank you? And
Speaker 2: this is how this is it.
Speaker 6: This is how it would work on me an intervention
Speaker 6: with just a lot of compliments being like, I know
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 3: You're good, You're good.
Speaker 2: You don't need it, but no, I do.
Speaker 3: And then you kind of dodge it. But I'm gonna
Speaker 3: keep doing it.
Speaker 4: Well, gotta keep doing You don't, though, Bro, you don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know, I'm on the grind too. It's
Speaker 4: fucking tiring. I get it, Bro, I get it. Kyle,
Speaker 4: you're working out, No, but I mean this whole fucking
Speaker 4: wake up kind of life, Yeah, wake wake up.
Speaker 3: What Kyle means by the grind, he means he's waking up. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Instead of like trying to make like a really good
Speaker 6: movie for like the next movie that we do together,
Speaker 6: besides the work alics movie we should do, we should
Speaker 6: just get a hold of like sci Fi channel and go, hey,
Speaker 6: we'll make your fucking silly little Sharknado disaster disaster movies,
Speaker 6: because that seems so damn fun to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, the Sharknado movies get like fucking twenty million
Speaker 3: people watching it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Hey, maybe wait too, what about fucking let's make kroctpus?
Speaker 2: What's croctpus?
Speaker 3: Is that an eight arm alligators connected together? Eight crocodiles? Kroctopus?
Speaker 3: Bro let's go, are you coming up with that right now?
Speaker 3: Right now? Yeah, you just came up with croctopus. That's
Speaker 3: right now, that's it. Are you fucking serious, ractile? Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: hang on a second, hang on, I want to.
Speaker 6: The bottle Kyle that would sell in the room. Dude,
Speaker 6: if you, if you, if we went.
Speaker 3: To I just you just made that up. Bullshit. I
Speaker 3: just made that up. Bullshitt. Believe what do you want
Speaker 3: me to swear on? What do you want me to
Speaker 3: swear on anything? What do you have around you? Fucking
Speaker 3: cup of coffee? Swear on it?
Speaker 2: I mean, we could do this all day and we
Speaker 2: can sell this in the room.
Speaker 1: I love kroctopus, bro, let's do it. Are you seeing
Speaker 1: it as something like eight.
Speaker 6: Head volcano volcano beaver and it's just a volcano that.
Speaker 2: Gesture roughs beavers.
Speaker 3: Wait, adam hanging onto the bottom of this, did you
Speaker 3: just make that up? No way, volcan, There's no fucking way.
Speaker 2: Volcane beaver.
Speaker 1: You guys got together before this and hey, I got
Speaker 1: one hurricant.
Speaker 3: You tried to be mad.
Speaker 2: That's guess what sold in the room. Hurri Cats sold
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 3: Dude, snake dog dog dogs. Every day we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have to pass.
Speaker 4: We're going we just stop at volcanoo beaver. We have
Speaker 4: one budget, we have one purse, and volcano peper volcano beaver.
Speaker 3: Vulcan volcano beaver's got legs?
Speaker 2: Man, is there a de there? No one knows that.
Speaker 2: No one should know. Man.
Speaker 5: The beavers that can swim in molten lava and they
Speaker 5: like are like lava.
Speaker 6: And then when it erupts, it erupts, and uh, then
Speaker 6: there's beavers just every piss.
Speaker 2: They're piss because they've just been in lava.
Speaker 3: They he bothered either way, this is probably how they
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: Like the executives are like, is it like a beaver
Speaker 4: that can swim and lava? Like yes, absolutely absolutely, And
Speaker 4: can these beavers like come out of lava and bite
Speaker 4: through anything.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes they can because.
Speaker 6: They're the molten lava. Toughen them up exactly. And uh
Speaker 6: right right, yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: Where did fragle Rock come from? Is that Muppet Babies?
Speaker 3: Fragle Rock was an HBO.
Speaker 1: Show, Jim Henson, but it's a completely different show.
Speaker 3: Were they in the show as cartoons? Uh? Skeeter was
Speaker 3: kind of he looked like one of those Fraggles, But no.
Speaker 1: And his his sister, Frago Rock was my ship.
Speaker 2: I loved Frago Rock.
Speaker 3: Now you look like a Doozer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look like a Bulldozer.
Speaker 1: Bulldozer.
Speaker 3: D That's where it came from. You named your wizard
Speaker 3: rap character. I mean, you met a wizard rapper named
Speaker 3: Bulldozer and you guys hit it off.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm writing my vows right now for the wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right now. So if I look distracted.
Speaker 3: I want you to be the Fragle to my Doozer.
Speaker 2: It did. The first draft of it was like a
Speaker 2: lot of references to the wizards. Uh what do you mean?
Speaker 6: I've since toned it back and pull those references out. Wow,
Speaker 6: this is why you should do a few drafts of
Speaker 6: your vow so you don't just come in real hot.
Speaker 3: I gotta asks what and why were these references? Was
Speaker 3: it wizards never die much like love?
Speaker 2: I mean that was the end. I swear to you.
Speaker 2: That was how I was gonna end it.
Speaker 6: And then I was gonna start it with uh to
Speaker 6: quote Chloe's favorite two thousand and six seminal hip hop
Speaker 6: rap syndicate from Another World, The Wizards poof pow surprise,
Speaker 6: what's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized and I still am,
Speaker 6: And then and then go into the vow and then
Speaker 6: end with as they say, motherfucking wizards never die much
Speaker 6: like our love.
Speaker 2: I love you, Chloe, and.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I'm glad we're talking about this. I'm
Speaker 4: glad we're talking this through. Yeah, this is good.
Speaker 2: So I wrote that draft and then and then gave it,
Speaker 2: gave it a day, slept on it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then came back and looked at it in
Speaker 6: the morning light and was like, ah, no.
Speaker 1: When you say morning light is like after you sobered up?
Speaker 3: Did you write it very drunk?
Speaker 2: No? Not drunk. Haven't drank for like over a month.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I don't like he there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks. Actually I hate it.
Speaker 3: It sucks. What happens? Why are you doing it? Then?
Speaker 3: Are you trapped? Are you trapped? Yeah? I mean good
Speaker 3: for you. A month is a month is.
Speaker 8: A long time ago.
Speaker 3: We're out drink a drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I it was.
Speaker 6: I had it was like the bachelor party and everything,
Speaker 6: and then like a few other things where I was
Speaker 6: just like kind of drinking and eating a lot, like
Speaker 6: a pig, and I was like pushing two hundred pounds
Speaker 6: and I look at them and I'm like, Jesus, I'm
Speaker 6: five foot eight. I can't be two hundred pounds. That's
Speaker 6: a big fucking boy.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, man, I got a wedding.
Speaker 6: I have this movie, The Outlaws that I'm going to
Speaker 6: be shooting right after the wedding.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I gotta roll right into that. I
Speaker 2: got to tighten up the game.
Speaker 3: Well then you got Toto it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I did that, and then and then this week
Speaker 6: I was like, you know, two weeks ago, I was like,
Speaker 6: I might have a drink or two, you know, but
Speaker 6: you know, really tighten it up two weeks ago. No,
Speaker 6: but a month ago I stopped there. And then two
Speaker 6: weeks ago I got COVID.
Speaker 2: Oh, COVID. We hold the hold. Yeah, so you knew that.
Speaker 2: We talked about that the other day.
Speaker 6: But uh yeah, So then I got fucking COVID and
Speaker 6: actually like, and I'm vaccinated, which is fucked up breakthrough
Speaker 6: breakthrough and and everyone that I've heard that has had
Speaker 6: a break through, uh they were like, oh it was nothing, dude.
Speaker 6: It was like it was in and out of my
Speaker 6: system in a day. It fucking knocked my ass to
Speaker 6: the ground. For like three days. I had a fever.
Speaker 6: I was like, all fucked up. Today is my tenth day.
Speaker 6: I'm ending my quarantine today and I'm fine, finally, Like
Speaker 6: I'm finally fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I did hear On the same day I heard about you,
Speaker 4: I heard about another friend of mine in New York
Speaker 4: who's a writer, and he said him and his wife
Speaker 4: had a breakthrough case and it knocked him down.
Speaker 3: For three weeks master post vaccination.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so glad that ours wasn't that bad.
Speaker 6: And we're both testing negative and everything already, so that's
Speaker 6: that's a good thing. But I was for a minute,
Speaker 6: I was like, am I gonna have to cancel the
Speaker 6: fucking wedding?
Speaker 3: Like after everything terrible.
Speaker 2: This would be a goddamn nightmare.
Speaker 3: So dude, that would been crazy. I would have kept
Speaker 3: those tickets and still gone just to kind of celebrate
Speaker 3: for you, you know, I know.
Speaker 6: I know every everybody would have. Everyone would have and
Speaker 6: we've already paid for everything. And I was like, talking
Speaker 6: to Cloy, I'm like, how do we get our money back,
Speaker 6: especially for like the booze. I'm like, because the fuck,
Speaker 6: you know, it's like a lot of money for the
Speaker 6: bar tab And I'm like, well, they're not just going
Speaker 6: to throw away the alcohol.
Speaker 3: Yeah, alcohol stays good, Oh for sure. It's days. So
Speaker 3: you're saving up, you're gearing up for the wedding. That's
Speaker 3: when you're gonna kind of break the seal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically. And also just like.
Speaker 6: I wanted to get better, so I'm not gonna even
Speaker 6: though I felt fine the last four or five days,
Speaker 6: I didn't want to then like slide back into sickness
Speaker 6: because I just wanted some delicious ashlands.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So now you're like, you're like vaccinated and you have
Speaker 4: the antibodies, so you can pretty much go anywhere, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Right that it works?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which, Yeah, so I'm I'm I'm hella strong now.
Speaker 1: But you you were like fairly good about wearing your
Speaker 1: mask and ship and like and being safe for it.
Speaker 3: I think it was are we on the Air?
Speaker 2: I got it? I think I got it on are
Speaker 2: we Recording?
Speaker 1: So Dur's you went into an actual movie theater?
Speaker 3: Were you yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you scared or what was the vibe?
Speaker 2: What do you mean you haven't been to a movie yet?
Speaker 3: Now, First of all, I'm always scared in the hitter,
Speaker 3: and that's half the rush.
Speaker 2: Wait, you go to every shitty dive bar in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: US are sanitized? Oh they are. No, that's so much
Speaker 3: freakier than a movie.
Speaker 1: I used to work at a movie theater. I know
Speaker 1: how they clean those theaters. They don't do ship this is.
Speaker 3: My point point.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're just sitting. You're not like spitting in
Speaker 2: other guys mouths, like I know you do it all
Speaker 2: those West Hollywood bars that you.
Speaker 3: I definitely don't do that. Welcome to the Kissing Club.
Speaker 2: We're sipping tea on this episode.
Speaker 3: Nobody was really in the theater. I mean they're probably
Speaker 3: like eight other people, super spread out. Okay, oh my god,
Speaker 3: get out of there and get out of there. That's
Speaker 3: not good. I saw Dune.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh how hot people are saying they like it?
Speaker 3: Is it long? It's it's long. Uh, let's just say
Speaker 3: I'm not chunking.
Speaker 1: Oh your face isn't frozen. That's just the pace you're
Speaker 1: making about the movie. Yeah, well there's Are you a
Speaker 1: sci fi guy?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: Or well? He loves Avatar. It's like his favorite movie
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why, Yeah, why is he even asking me
Speaker 3: Adam today? Dude? South together weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah it might it might be this the Southern heat.
Speaker 3: I mean, what the fuck? Do I like sci fi?
Speaker 3: You like Avatar? That's it. You don't like any other
Speaker 3: he likes. Kyle like dren He likes drenn bro that's
Speaker 3: kind of sci fi.
Speaker 2: Show him with it and we passed the mic to Kyle.
Speaker 3: I just don't like the old Star Wars movies. I
Speaker 3: just wasn't a fan of Star Wars Star Wars back
Speaker 3: in the day. Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Well, you watch the wrong movie Star Wars to have them.
Speaker 1: Uh so you don't like Star Wars, you like Avatar.
Speaker 1: You aren't a huge fan of Dune. Have you seen
Speaker 1: the old Dune?
Speaker 3: I'm like that Oldune's fine, it's not like remarkable.
Speaker 6: I don't I didn't see Dune. I don't know what
Speaker 6: this movie is about. Like, and the commercials don't do
Speaker 6: anything for me. They don't explain what the fuck the
Speaker 6: movie's about.
Speaker 3: There's nothing to we do commercials for it.
Speaker 6: I know, I've done yeah, I've read commercials for I
Speaker 6: have never I have no idea what it is, dude,
Speaker 6: I'm just saying word.
Speaker 3: This movie was like act one of whatever the story's
Speaker 3: going to be. It was just like a slow build
Speaker 3: to the end, and then when the credits hit, I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, there's there's not another hour. And it
Speaker 3: didn't resolve for you. No, it was That's the whole
Speaker 3: thing though, that now it's like everything's a TV episode.
Speaker 3: I hate that. I hate it.
Speaker 2: What is the movie about? Because from the commercials and
Speaker 2: the trailer, it just seems like they're just on a
Speaker 2: sand dune and that's basically it's just like, really sandy,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: That's what it's called, dude.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Do you remember MTV MTV sand Blast or it was
Speaker 3: a beach blast sand blast?
Speaker 2: I don't, but how are you going to connect?
Speaker 3: It was like American gladiators, but like on the beach
Speaker 3: with like, oh yeah, I kind of do. Remember they
Speaker 3: had like the launch pad thing that they would jump
Speaker 3: off of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was hot.
Speaker 2: It sounds great, sound like something I would have loved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was worse than that. Oh and.
Speaker 4: You have a track record of actual terrible interviews?
Speaker 3: Was this like actually terrible?
Speaker 2: You have a track record of terrible interviews?
Speaker 3: He does?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: What the fellas are referring to is I did do
Speaker 1: an interview the day after the Warriors won. I had
Speaker 1: to do some press for Dope, this movie Dope that
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: In NBA basketball team, the Warriors NBA Championships.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And it was the first time they had one,
Speaker 1: and I went really crazy. I went all in. I
Speaker 1: ended up like sleeping in my garage, like passing out
Speaker 1: on the floor of my garage.
Speaker 2: Which is where he normally sleeves. So that's not that
Speaker 2: big of a deal.
Speaker 7: Right, Kevin kan sleeper, Yeah, accustomed to that.
Speaker 1: But I had to wake up at like six am,
Speaker 1: and I thought the drive was a little longer to
Speaker 1: the studio I was going to be doing the interview in,
Speaker 1: so I thought I had like thirty to like collect myself.
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, and did you so first of all, you
Speaker 2: drunk drove to this interview because no, I was picked
Speaker 2: up by a car Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I thought I was going to snooze
Speaker 1: in the back in the back seat, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I got there in like seven minutes.
Speaker 3: It was very close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they put me right on Live with like
Speaker 1: this news guy in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he fucking skewed dude. Oh yeah, you weirdo.
Speaker 3: He got you, you fucking weird.
Speaker 4: F this perspective. I don't know that I've heard Blake
Speaker 4: to I didn't know you only had seven minutes to
Speaker 4: get ready, bro.
Speaker 3: He's only told the story and counselor Oh yeah, we
Speaker 3: were in we were in the writer's room like the
Speaker 3: next to the next day.
Speaker 2: I remember you telling this dude.
Speaker 1: I was so fried, and he was asking me about
Speaker 1: the movie, and I'm kind of stumbling through the interview.
Speaker 2: You were doing an interview for Dope, the movie that you.
Speaker 3: Were yeah, yeah, promoting Dope. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, because there was hell of like radio silence when
Speaker 4: they were playing clips, You're like, well, it's about He's.
Speaker 6: Like explained the movie and then they're showing you know,
Speaker 6: I think that they they were showing clips of the movie,
Speaker 6: and you.
Speaker 3: Know how we get into trouble right since to daddy, right,
Speaker 3: don't say Cincinnati man. Yeah, well, I mean, let's just
Speaker 3: we're gonna cut to it now and we're back.
Speaker 6: I feel we have to post we have to post
Speaker 6: this on the on the on the gram, we have
Speaker 6: to post this content.
Speaker 3: I end up dropping an F bomb.
Speaker 1: They end up cutting.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, okay, that's your language. We're gonna just
Speaker 3: cut this short. Yeah, you flipped on him, and you
Speaker 3: flipped on him right there, I remember out.
Speaker 6: And then and then they were like, uh, usually when
Speaker 6: we have actors stars come on, they're very polite, they're
Speaker 6: put together, sometimes not, and we.
Speaker 2: Are apologized for his language.
Speaker 3: That's live, that's live. Hey what dude.
Speaker 1: But I also think you must have been filming Adam.
Speaker 1: I think you're filming Mike and Dave, because literally the
Speaker 1: next day that that interview came out, it's the only
Speaker 1: time that zach Afron has ever hit me up. Zach
Speaker 1: Evron like text me like that's right from an unknown number.
Speaker 1: It's just like, hey, dude, this is zach Evron. I
Speaker 1: just watched your interview epic dude.
Speaker 2: I know he loved it. I actually do remember. I
Speaker 2: thought we were in the work halls writer's room, but no,
Speaker 2: you were right. I remember being in the UH.
Speaker 6: I think Isaac sent me the clip and he's like,
Speaker 6: look at Blake on morning Morning radio or morning news.
Speaker 3: Legend made.
Speaker 2: And then I was in the the makeup trailer and
Speaker 2: I showed Zak and he loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I've been around people with COVID before, but then
Speaker 6: now I think it's just because I was so run
Speaker 6: down from like the stress of like planning the wedding,
Speaker 6: my dad having you know, brain radiation, all the shit, all.
Speaker 3: The other dad blaming your father. Yeah, cool, it's most
Speaker 3: of your dad's fault.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm it's my cancer riddled father all that stuff,
Speaker 6: and it's his fault.
Speaker 2: That sh It's important. So I think I think it
Speaker 2: was that, and then it just it just fucking hit me.
Speaker 3: That's wild. Did you have so fever or cough like
Speaker 3: flemmy long, wet long, Oh.
Speaker 2: Dude, I had everything. I had one all the symptoms.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know what they are.
Speaker 6: I was I I had a bad temp.
Speaker 2: It was like one hundred and two or something.
Speaker 3: Dude, big temperature, big hot.
Speaker 2: So hot. I had chill.
Speaker 3: That was a big hot. That's a big hot. Did
Speaker 3: you have a big hot?
Speaker 2: I had a big hot.
Speaker 6: I had a headache for like days and days and days.
Speaker 2: I'm still like pretty tired. I'm just like tired of
Speaker 2: a squirt.
Speaker 6: The diarrhea was unrelenting, the trot and it only lasted
Speaker 6: for one day. But it was like cause I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ship my pants. I'm going to ship my pants.
Speaker 6: I'm just like I watched five seasons of Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 6: That's all I did. I just I just turned my
Speaker 6: brain off and just watched Friday Night Lights like a
Speaker 6: week straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but I'm back now.
Speaker 3: Baby solid poops. Good job, buddy.
Speaker 2: Hell it's almost too solid now.
Speaker 3: Tell me about it. That's my problem.
Speaker 1: After hearing you say, I wish like they made masks
Speaker 1: that had it where they would tell you if when
Speaker 1: you have encountered like I want to. I just want
Speaker 1: to know my stats, like how many times I've been
Speaker 1: around COVID like with a mask or whatever, and I've
Speaker 1: avoided it and I've dodged the bullet it's just like
Speaker 1: always dozens of times yeaheah, just like in Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Because you know you've gone out to bars and restaurants
Speaker 2: and stuff. If you're around a certain amount of people,
Speaker 2: you're around COVID.
Speaker 3: Yeah, around COVID is my friend.
Speaker 2: And especially I was in the South.
Speaker 6: I was in Charleston, South Carolina, right, and there's a
Speaker 6: lot of unvaccinated people in South Carolina, and uh, you know.
Speaker 2: I know for a fact I was. And I was like,
Speaker 2: am I superhuman? Because I hadn't gotten it yet?
Speaker 1: That's a well what's your blood type?
Speaker 3: Adam?
Speaker 1: Because that was a rumor I heard, oh negative? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard a rumor swirling that like, oh negative is
Speaker 1: like immune, like you're you can't get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really yeah, that's a positive? What about oh positive?
Speaker 2: Am? I you could get it easier? Actually, yeah, you
Speaker 2: can get it extra it.
Speaker 3: Might be dead. You're probably a go. It's easier for
Speaker 3: me to get it. It's easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know for what I heard. It was
Speaker 2: oh negative. I don't know about oh positive, but oh nag.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be a lot.
Speaker 1: So you have dispelled that rumor because you got it.
Speaker 6: Well, I got it I think I was just like
Speaker 6: I was exhausted, dude, that that last week, I was
Speaker 6: like having a hard time switching in the night's. One
Speaker 6: night I got one hour of sleep, and then it
Speaker 6: was like three or four days that week where I
Speaker 6: only got like three or four hours of sleep. So
Speaker 6: I think I was just like if I if I
Speaker 6: wouldn't have gotten COVID, I would have just been regularly sick.
Speaker 2: So I just got that, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Did, right.
Speaker 4: I did hear something the other day where if you
Speaker 4: smoke a certain strain of sativa, Okay, yeah, it coached
Speaker 4: the lungs and it blocks it.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a cool CDC like warning before this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're gonna put a link to that. What
Speaker 3: I'm guessing is the university research.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Allegedly Buddy on set told me about it.
Speaker 3: But allegedly he said he.
Speaker 2: Read one Humboldt College, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, it's all nor Cow's like, yeah, put it out, Yeah,
Speaker 4: hey bulldog from props.
Speaker 2: Yet it's e forty community college.
Speaker 4: It's cookies or better, right, Adam, how long have you
Speaker 4: been only seeing the set doctors, like since we started Workaholics?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ten years a decade now.
Speaker 4: So you've gone a decade now doing lean every night
Speaker 4: and all this shit, and then you haven't gone to
Speaker 4: a real doctor.
Speaker 6: No, I'd say, I started doing uh this, this doctor
Speaker 6: comes over you smoke out. Yes, She's like, no, I've
Speaker 6: been doing I've been doing the zequel every night for
Speaker 6: three years now, four years, eight five years, something like
Speaker 6: that happy bird.
Speaker 3: So wait, so you go to you go to this doctor,
Speaker 3: the little industry doctor, right, but you haven't gotten like
Speaker 3: a legit physical from like a practicing physician that.
Speaker 4: The doctor's practicing is practiced like a blood test and
Speaker 4: shit like have you remember, like like I'm saying, like
Speaker 4: the whole nine yards type shit, No you're not.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do that stuff to your forty dude,
Speaker 2: it's science. Well, when you have to start doing it.
Speaker 3: I would agree. Your heart is one thousand years old
Speaker 3: right now. Though the caffeine is you know, like age,
Speaker 3: age is a number or whatever, Like I mean, there's
Speaker 3: seventy year old dudes that are in the same shape
Speaker 3: as me right now.
Speaker 4: You you don't drink caffeine. Is is caffeine bad for
Speaker 4: your heart?
Speaker 2: I have been wondering this, like caffeine's hella, good for you, dude?
Speaker 4: What is the do you know what the health uh
Speaker 4: issues are?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, he doesn't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. But like I remember, Adam was drinking
Speaker 3: monsters all the time. The doctor was like, well are
Speaker 3: you drinking caffeine? He was holding a monster like, obviously
Speaker 3: it's not good for your heart because it raises your
Speaker 3: heart rate.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, because you're you're spinning it up, You're
Speaker 4: you're no matter what, the caffeine is taking your blood
Speaker 4: like your vessels and fucking constricting them.
Speaker 3: That's what the caffeine does. Exactly, exactly, That's exactly what
Speaker 3: was sure.
Speaker 2: Maybe that is what they're doing.
Speaker 3: I don't know that's what happens. That's what happened. I
Speaker 3: think it speeds your heart rate up.
Speaker 4: Is because the blood vessels are constricting. That's why, because
Speaker 4: you're still faying of pump blood through that.
Speaker 3: Well missing it's science, like a motherfucker right now. Science.
Speaker 1: When we started this podcast, we knew that it was
Speaker 1: going to be even more hilarious. After Adam's heart explodes
Speaker 1: and we go back and listen to these We've talked
Speaker 1: about this, We've warned this man we're back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're having a birthday episode and it's.
Speaker 6: And guess what, Sometimes I bite off more than I
Speaker 6: can chew and I need a little go go to
Speaker 6: get me through the day.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're lucky. I'm not like a cokette or
Speaker 2: something like.
Speaker 6: If this were the eighties or something, I might be
Speaker 6: like a full blown cocaine, but I'm not.
Speaker 4: You know, it would probably be a cautionary tale, fairly
Speaker 4: a different thing.
Speaker 3: You would have been a cautionary tale in the eighties.
Speaker 2: It's definitely different. It is way different than than coke.
Speaker 2: I'm drinking, uh you know, I'm drinking coffee and and
Speaker 2: you know, one Red Bull a day. I cut down
Speaker 2: to one sugar free Red Bull a day. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Oh congrats, dude.
Speaker 2: I remember how many Monster Energy drinks I was drying.
Speaker 3: Four cups of coffee, one red Bull, a diet coke,
Speaker 3: and a pre workout Cokes and a pre workout and
Speaker 3: the anti equal and can don't forget can. Can is
Speaker 3: also a down or no, it's down. This whole story
Speaker 3: is a downer. Does all of that together equal cocaine? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's my point. You might as well just on like
Speaker 3: three rails and then just yeah, it might be safer
Speaker 3: for you to pick up the coke habit and been
Speaker 3: way more cool.
Speaker 2: Bro, Well, maybe maybe I get into cocaine then you
Speaker 2: know what you guys are.
Speaker 1: Saying this Dude, that dude, Hollywood baby Adam.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that for you.
Speaker 3: I do think it's amazing that this is the new cocaine.
Speaker 3: Like this is like all the old like a fucking
Speaker 3: got on cocaine just gets through the days of this
Speaker 3: is the new version. Guess what. Not as cool, just
Speaker 3: just not as cool. You know, I'm saying you aren't cool.
Speaker 3: You're cool, thank you. This is not cool.
Speaker 2: I feel h dude, cocaine sucks. You know, the handful
Speaker 2: of times I've done cocaine, it sucks. You feel so shitty.
Speaker 3: You did a handful of cocaine.
Speaker 2: I did a handful, I've I've done it a few times.
Speaker 3: But I don't ball.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 6: I always feel like gross. The next day, you feel
Speaker 6: like you're sick. The next day.
Speaker 3: It's like cocaine sucks up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it one time and like the next
Speaker 1: I didn't. I had no idea what the fuck I was,
Speaker 1: you know what I was in store for? And the
Speaker 1: next day I had to like go over to my
Speaker 1: dad's house and watch football, and I just felt like
Speaker 1: a dirty fucking sack of ship. I was just like
Speaker 1: this sucks. I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 3: Wait before I do this line? What am I in
Speaker 3: store for? This guy? Just kidding.
Speaker 2: In store for?
Speaker 3: What am I in store for? Sir? No?
Speaker 1: But I think even worse is like anytime you're at
Speaker 1: like a coke party or a coke bar, it's just
Speaker 1: like the vibe is just not for me. I'm purely
Speaker 1: just powered by Jaeger.
Speaker 3: Cocaine is a different vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel the same way, and I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: even harder for you, you know, having like a young
Speaker 2: family and ship at home.
Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, with the six like saying good BUYE like
Speaker 3: my son just like I want to go with you.
Speaker 3: I want to go with you, And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: I want you to roll with me. You gotta do
Speaker 3: like in White Fang, where like he starts throwing rocks
Speaker 3: at the wolf so it goes away.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are the best moments any movie where
Speaker 1: it's a go on get situations make songs.
Speaker 2: To like make it make you leaving like a fun
Speaker 2: adventure for him. My dad used to do that.
Speaker 6: My dad used to go Dad's got to go to
Speaker 6: work to make a lot of money so he can
Speaker 6: buy Barbie dads and baseball cards for his the knees,
Speaker 6: and then he goes, yeah and do like the Robin
Speaker 6: Williams doesn't know how to do hip hop with with
Speaker 6: his hands dance.
Speaker 3: That's why I never fuck with that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from this.
Speaker 6: Down fire and he would do that stuff, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: fucking this sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go away, and then when you come back,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have like baseball cards.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Very very rarely brought me baseball cards.
Speaker 3: But oh way again, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like making songs for children to make them deal
Speaker 1: with a hard situation.
Speaker 6: I think I think I'm gonna use all my pitch
Speaker 6: perfect skills to uh be a song and dance man
Speaker 6: for these kids.
Speaker 1: Dad got fired.
Speaker 3: He don't stop the music. Music, Please don't.
Speaker 2: Stop the Please stop crying.
Speaker 3: Daddy just stopped fire. We're gonna lose the farm. Rain,
Speaker 3: please stop crying. Yeah, daddy just got canceled. Old pictures
Speaker 3: from Halloween. M stop working.
Speaker 6: I over extended myself and the family up.
Speaker 2: Good role, mom. We have too much overhead.
Speaker 3: Need to beten on the hatches. Pictures of my nipples
Speaker 3: at work did not go well. My accountant stole my money.
Speaker 3: I trusted him with everything. Do you know who? Bernie Man?
Speaker 3: We're living in our car now?
Speaker 2: This is a fun song.
Speaker 9: What's you're sleeping in the back seat. I'm hunting squirrels
Speaker 9: for food, shower at the gym.
Speaker 6: I've said traps, for traps, for rat ats, cooking them
Speaker 6: on the.
Speaker 3: Radiator, for heavy bug short desert bugs.
Speaker 2: Shit, things went down, caterpillar wins.
Speaker 6: Caterpillar windsday, just one of those days.
Speaker 3: Your daddy is a freaking oh man. It ain't easy
Speaker 3: giving it up. Give it up once on. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: believe in freakingism. Maybe what is what is free?
Speaker 2: I don't know what fu you eat?
Speaker 3: What's free? Like out of a dumpster? Exactly?
Speaker 2: It's a free lifestyle and it's called freaks because it's free.
Speaker 3: With a G.
Speaker 1: This is like a last man standing storyline for sure.
Speaker 2: With a G.
Speaker 3: Free.
Speaker 2: I'm asking how to say it. I've never heard this
Speaker 2: word before. You guys are.
Speaker 3: Acting so you know how people say vegan, you know,
Speaker 3: you say bald.
Speaker 1: Bald, So this is free good Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, then you appreciate you just had to make it
Speaker 3: seem more legit, which is what happened with you. I
Speaker 3: said freakingism and you're like, what is this?
Speaker 2: Is it a real thing?
Speaker 3: Just a joke? Yeah? I mean it's a real thing
Speaker 3: that's been said out loud. Yeah, or do you think
Speaker 3: I just came up with it right now?
Speaker 2: Did you just so you think I'll buy that?
Speaker 3: In the room, people say it's dumpster diving?
Speaker 1: Was did it have a resurgence? Like why was that
Speaker 1: like even something that was on our.
Speaker 3: Maturen What is it swing dancing?
Speaker 2: I could say? We're like, uh, we're you know, people
Speaker 2: are like, act you I live by this, I get everything,
Speaker 2: you can get everything from the dumper. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was a thing, you know, but you know,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: People are like a lot of people got really sick.
Speaker 2: They're like, you can't eat that? Do not eat that?
Speaker 3: It was like an episode of Vice News tonight or
Speaker 3: some ship. And that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: there's definitely there's definitely something.
Speaker 1: There's definitely something to it. Like, yeah, you can find
Speaker 1: a lot of great ship in dumpsters.
Speaker 3: There's something to it outside, like forage. I just don't
Speaker 3: know if I would like.
Speaker 1: I don't like how strict is Freaganism, Like how strict?
Speaker 1: Like can you buy anything like or.
Speaker 2: Not not if you're living that paganism lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Strict freagan Yeah, Like how strict do they get?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a strict freagan you're not purchasing anything.
Speaker 3: I don't think zero you zero pain for or anything.
Speaker 2: You get your electricity from the dumpsters?
Speaker 4: No, you get your electricity from like the the plugs
Speaker 4: that are just chilling on somebody's wall. You just plug
Speaker 4: your phone in for a little bit there.
Speaker 3: I believe Freaganism is just eating. I believe.
Speaker 1: Really, do you think it's a dietary thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's if it's playing off veganism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to play on veganism. I think it's just trying
Speaker 3: to eat for free. I never even thought about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think that it's just about
Speaker 3: eating because now because now you guys are all making it.
Speaker 2: Up, I mean, that makes the most sense and that's
Speaker 2: the grossest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because we were describing like we were starting
Speaker 4: to describe homelessness.
Speaker 3: It's I'm frigging houselessness. Okay, yeah, you don't. You can't
Speaker 3: say what you said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sorry, O getting too charged over here.
Speaker 3: It's called free range human, organic free range human. But
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 2: You cannot say homeless anymore. You have to say free
Speaker 2: can you can't.
Speaker 3: Hey, you can say whatever you want, dude, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just I think homeless is out and organic free
Speaker 3: range human is the new because it's because you know why,
Speaker 3: why organic free range human uncaged from uncaged human.
Speaker 4: It's because, like the staying home is where the heart is,
Speaker 4: so you can't stay homeless because you got a heart
Speaker 4: that's beating, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Why it's not cool. That's how
Speaker 3: I interpret this.
Speaker 2: We do have to live by that saying that is
Speaker 2: on a wooden sign in my mom's house, right, but
Speaker 2: you have to live by every wooden sign in my
Speaker 2: mom's house. But you guys, now that you've all been there,
Speaker 2: can attest there's a lot of signs. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of signs.
Speaker 3: I gave your mama sign. I brought a sign to
Speaker 3: the Best of party.
Speaker 2: You did bring a sign. I want to think you sign?
Speaker 1: What did the sign say?
Speaker 3: I know what it said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it? It was like it's wine something wine.
Speaker 3: It was dinner plus one line equals winter equals pretty good? Eh,
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: I'm in Alabama right now, and apparently I don't know
Speaker 3: if this stat was last month or last year or something,
Speaker 3: but more people died than were born in this state,
Speaker 3: mostly because of COVID. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's terrifying. That's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's really Scary's out there or what? Nobody's having babies?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I think people were like they gave up fucking. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. Well that's the first thing we need to
Speaker 3: do is start fucking again.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, how's the movie going, Jersey?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's going.
Speaker 2: How's it does? Bobby? Do you remember you?
Speaker 3: Guys? I'm happy to report. Uh yeah, I'm doing a movie.
Speaker 3: I'm down here in Mobile, Alabama. Uh. It's a Sebastian
Speaker 3: Man of Scalco movie. It's kind of his like, not
Speaker 3: his life story, but a story from his life.
Speaker 1: And that's why you're watching Sopranos. And in the Italian
Speaker 1: that's what everyone says.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh fuck, I feel like such
Speaker 3: a weird Uh. But no, I'm watching Yay and I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's a bad thing to say or not,
Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna repeat it.
Speaker 2: An I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Fuck Hey. Uh, but we had like a table read
Speaker 3: before we started shooting, and Bob rolls in and we're
Speaker 3: all kind of like sitting around me, Robert de Niro,
Speaker 3: he's talking about Robert Denier, Robert de Niro. I know
Speaker 3: Bobby DeNiro plays Sebastians Pops and uh, they're like full
Speaker 3: on like Italian. It's it's great anyway. So he comes in,
Speaker 3: we're doing table reading. Everyone's kind of introducing themselves around
Speaker 3: the table. I'm like, hey, Amanda's I'm playing Lucky and
Speaker 3: he kind of leans over, looks at me and gives
Speaker 3: me the fingerpoint like hey, no way. Yeah, So guys,
Speaker 3: let's just say he remembered me. Forget about it, not
Speaker 3: an option. I love that you made an impact on
Speaker 3: You're kidding me, Bobby D. He didn't forget about it.
Speaker 3: He didn't forget about you. Hey. I got some nice
Speaker 3: flowers from him right here. I got some or kids,
Speaker 3: you're kidding me. He's a professional.
Speaker 1: What a freaking class act?
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what? And Adam knows this from doing
Speaker 3: The Intern. When you're in like the main cast, Bob
Speaker 3: sends you like a little letter that says break a
Speaker 3: leg with like like his from his stationery and stuff,
Speaker 3: and you're just like, oh, it's so cool.
Speaker 2: Min framed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you framed me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say he sends you
Speaker 1: a horsehead in your bed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So these are stereotypes that I'm sure he's been battling
Speaker 3: his whole life, and you're just kind of joking about
Speaker 3: him forget about me. But no, he is a class actor.
Speaker 3: And because he knows, he knows, like pretty exciting to
Speaker 3: work with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah here, he's like, you're gonna want this?
Speaker 1: Oh are you freaking kid?
Speaker 6: Do you remember when he would like bring his cheese
Speaker 6: guy on the set of The Intern.
Speaker 3: I just talked about it the other day. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: got a cheese guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a cheese guy would come on set
Speaker 6: that He's like he's like he'd come up and be like, hey,
Speaker 6: I don't know if you saw, but I got my
Speaker 6: cheese guy spinning some mozzarella, and he was like homemade,
Speaker 6: like spinning mozzarella like in the parking lot, and you
Speaker 6: come out and give you like little mozzarella balls on
Speaker 6: a stick.
Speaker 7: Sounds on a stick or like a skewer, Yeah, like
Speaker 7: a branch, like a skewer, like a little skewer of mozzarella.
Speaker 3: A branch. This is Bob we're talking about. Here's another
Speaker 3: weird thing. On his birthday, on the in turned his
Speaker 3: cheese guy came and he just had these giant plates
Speaker 3: of spoons full of rakata. Period. He's coming around and
Speaker 3: then I'm like, bro am, I for real about to
Speaker 3: just eat a spoon of rakatta, and people like it's
Speaker 3: pretty good. And I was like, all right, I'll grab
Speaker 3: one so I'm not like a jerk. Yeah, I eat
Speaker 3: it and instantly grabbed three more spoons. Yeah, don't go
Speaker 3: away from here. I'm like, it was so fun good
Speaker 3: with like a little dollup of you know, olive oil.
Speaker 2: It was so damn good.
Speaker 4: God stop, dude, that sounds so good. I want to
Speaker 4: get a cheese guy.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 6: I remember de Niro was he like he'd come to
Speaker 6: set and he wasn't in wardrobe yet and he was
Speaker 6: wearing his actual watch and we were rehearsing the scene
Speaker 6: before we all went into hair and makeup, and he
Speaker 6: had his actual watch and it was like, I forget
Speaker 6: what it was, but I like watches, and I mentioned
Speaker 6: that I liked his watch and I and I had
Speaker 6: my watch on and he was like.
Speaker 2: Oh you like watches on, Like uh huh.
Speaker 3: Oh, you like times.
Speaker 7: Can't even tell my best friend andres can't tell time,
Speaker 7: But that's cool.
Speaker 6: You do.
Speaker 3: This is important. I'm gonna remember him. He can't tell time.
Speaker 3: That's memorable.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna remember him.
Speaker 3: I won't remember you forget about me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna forget about you. He goes, I'll give you
Speaker 2: my watch guy, and I like threw away the card
Speaker 2: immediately because I was like, there's no way in hell
Speaker 2: that I can afford de Niro's watch guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's no.
Speaker 2: Way I would be able to afford a walk maybe
Speaker 2: maybe now I wish I had it. That was like,
Speaker 2: there we go, eight years ago.
Speaker 1: Well, durs, can't you ask Adam if you can get
Speaker 1: in touch with his watch guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, please hook me up with de Niro's watch guy.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll
Speaker 3: be like, hey, your watch guy.
Speaker 6: He's like, I don't know who you're talking about, right,
Speaker 6: I never heard of him, not a fan.
Speaker 3: Didn't anyone tell you. There's a huge black hole of
Speaker 3: my memory in that movie. Forgot about it.
Speaker 2: The whole first half of the movie. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh there's your size twelve shoe, right, I remember that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hey, I'm going to my buddy Adam's wedding.
Speaker 3: You said you're going to your buddy wedding. I missed.
Speaker 3: There was like a part of that I couldn't I
Speaker 3: couldn't even hear.
Speaker 1: It's like a bad drive through speaker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, you're going to your buddy wedding. So I'm old,
Speaker 3: I have. I had tapes before that. So my first
Speaker 3: tape was Simpsons Sing the Blues. First tape. Yeah, after
Speaker 3: they did The bar Man my neighborhood that.
Speaker 6: My aunt gave me all of her tapes. So, like,
Speaker 6: my first tapes were twelve Rick Springfield tapes.
Speaker 3: Oh so your musical taste isn't band. That's cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my aunt just like gave me like a ton
Speaker 6: of Rick Springfield tapes.
Speaker 3: And wait, what is his big jam?
Speaker 6: Do you know if I ever remember, I listened to
Speaker 6: it once and was like, you know this, I guess
Speaker 6: this isn't for me?
Speaker 3: Is that Jenny I got your number? Or is that
Speaker 3: the outfields? Jenny I got eight, six, seven, five three
Speaker 3: or nine? Jesse Girl? Oh the saying is Jesse's girl. Oh,
Speaker 3: Jesse's girl. That's a great sauce. That was Jesse's girl. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: if that was in the bins, He's girl. How could
Speaker 3: a findo like that?
Speaker 2: And then he gets a little nasty with it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a music. Was sweatier, right, there.
Speaker 1: Was like a little didn't smell right, you know it
Speaker 1: was the cocaine, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: Does that have a smell?
Speaker 2: Everyone had coke sweat.
Speaker 3: Does cocaine have a smell? Yeah? You gotta smell, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you gotta just smell this. What's happening here? Hey, it's back.
Speaker 1: Dude, urban legends. I thought that ship was true.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I remember hearing that like the new
Speaker 3: kids on the block had like to get their stomach
Speaker 3: pumped from like jizz or something.
Speaker 2: I feel like everybody, it was every every person was
Speaker 2: just getting their stomach pumped because they were swallowing too
Speaker 2: much jizz.
Speaker 3: Right, like a girl at a high school down the
Speaker 3: road or whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we should start like an urban legend about our
Speaker 6: that actually happened to me.
Speaker 2: I had to get my stomach pumped from too much
Speaker 2: jizz chizz. Yeah, did you guys know that?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: You know why they dropped a best of this is important.
Speaker 2: The guys had to get their stomach They.
Speaker 3: All had to go to the hospital and get their
Speaker 3: stomach pumped.
Speaker 2: From because they saw too much jizz each other. I think.
Speaker 4: So it was like a gallon when they took it
Speaker 4: all out, it was like a gallon.
Speaker 6: There's gallons of jizz that they like from each other.
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I think, wow, that's a lot of jizz.
Speaker 3: By the way, you're you're you're hearing these rumors and
Speaker 3: you're like eight, and you're like, it's called jizz. You're like,
Speaker 3: I think you understand, Like what it's a gallon of It's.
Speaker 6: A gallon, So yeah, you could just go to the
Speaker 6: hospital from It's a thing called jizz.
Speaker 1: Right, the dudes drink that much giz, so you're getting
Speaker 1: the best of.
Speaker 3: I remember hearing one this is legit. One I heard
Speaker 3: in high school was that a kid like at the
Speaker 3: other school, he was eating so much pussy that like
Speaker 3: his the acidity. He like couldn't He woke up and
Speaker 3: couldn't talk one day because like it like burned his tongue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the pussy was too hot. It was too fire.
Speaker 3: That's why I see. This is when we need a
Speaker 3: doctor in the building. Yeah, that can or can't have
Speaker 3: because I don't know, I don't feel like that could happen.
Speaker 6: Well, the classic one was Richer Gear, the urban legend
Speaker 6: of richer Gear getting his the gerbil stuck up his
Speaker 6: ass and you had to go to the the HR.
Speaker 6: To remove a gerbil up his.
Speaker 3: H he had to go to the HR.
Speaker 4: He had to go to the human resources at Universal
Speaker 4: Studio in.
Speaker 2: The resources department. No, he had to go to the R.
Speaker 5: Kind of evolved right into like it was like a
Speaker 5: tube and then it was a frozen gerbil, like a
Speaker 5: gerbil sickle.
Speaker 3: Well that's because somebody was like, well, how did he
Speaker 3: get the gerbil?
Speaker 2: Yeah, froze frozen.
Speaker 3: This is important.
Speaker 6: Oh no, well that was the that was the urban legend.
Speaker 6: It was like, no, they put it up there and
Speaker 6: then it squirms.
Speaker 2: That feels good.
Speaker 6: No, it squirms and it feels good, and then it
Speaker 6: finally dies and then you can't pull it out, and
Speaker 6: you're like.
Speaker 4: Oh what you had the urban legend where the gerbil
Speaker 4: died due I think like the urban legend, is it
Speaker 4: froze it? You put the frozen one in the butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it thaws out.
Speaker 2: Oh I never heard it that was frozen.
Speaker 3: You put the frozen one in your buddy thaws out,
Speaker 3: and that's when you start to feel it waking up,
Speaker 3: and then it crawls. What is a fucking encino man? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it just wakes up. Yeah, yes, this is it.
Speaker 2: So wait, it came back alive after being frozen, right.
Speaker 5: It was cryogenically frozen and you put it Hold up, what?
Speaker 3: Let me just say this, this is the problem. Richard Gear.
Speaker 3: Richard Gear was so fucking hot somebody had to knock
Speaker 3: him down to peckers. Yeah, they were like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: suck this.
Speaker 6: And that's what happened to us when someone that started
Speaker 6: that rumor about us kidding our sommach's pumped from all
Speaker 6: from swallowing each other's a gallon of Yeah, that person
Speaker 6: that first started that that same person.
Speaker 3: The person whose birthday may or not be today.
Speaker 2: Whoever started that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Hey, either way, you're getting the best
Speaker 3: of and Adam, this is for you right here.
Speaker 2: What is it? What is it? I see Adam's got
Speaker 2: a birthday today?
Speaker 3: Who's that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Shout out from my cousin Christ.
Speaker 8: So many more on Channel for.
Speaker 1: No. I actually was really curious about like what like
Speaker 1: saying homeless, Like why that became a bad word because
Speaker 1: I know it is unhoused now, but.
Speaker 3: Oh it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what people are rolling with now. That's
Speaker 1: the politically correct thing to.
Speaker 3: What's cool is how Adam you could be kind of
Speaker 3: sensitive about it. Oh okay, like you go, I've never
Speaker 3: heard that in my life.
Speaker 2: I mean I've never heard that ever. I've never even that.
Speaker 2: That is you've been working.
Speaker 3: You've been working, You've been working at home. He's been working.
Speaker 6: I haven't been in Los Angeles in a long time,
Speaker 6: an over over half a year. This is some new
Speaker 6: ship I'm catching up.
Speaker 1: Come back Faganism and unhoused, that's right, welcome back.
Speaker 2: Also is the exact same as homeless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's not though, it's not. I mean, I'm not,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's like saying like it goes back to sliding the
Speaker 3: d MS. It's just a we're trying to change it
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has negative connotations.
Speaker 2: Okay, just a different spin.
Speaker 3: Homeless means you're without a home.
Speaker 2: On means you you don't have that, don't have a house.
Speaker 3: A house, not a home a house. Those are two
Speaker 3: different things. I mean, that's who know, they're not not
Speaker 3: to me, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well but.
Speaker 4: That's what that's what we have to Uh, we have
Speaker 4: to realize that we're so charged. That's what we're supposed
Speaker 4: to be realizing right now. A home is where you
Speaker 4: hang your hat, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: A house is where you hang your hat. No like,
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 4: Can hang your hat in places that aren't houses. That's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What a tree, well sure, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, you can put a hook anywhere and call that
Speaker 4: your home, but you can't call it a house.
Speaker 3: Look, get hang on, I'm not going to say this.
Speaker 3: I'll say this. It's not any of our producers, but
Speaker 3: we have someone in our chat who's going drug addicts
Speaker 3: now called a substance use disorder. Hey, we're not trying
Speaker 3: to pile on people here, Okay, we're not going after
Speaker 3: people changing the words. He's like, you can't call it
Speaker 3: anything what it was. We're not doing that.
Speaker 4: Just so, I was talking about this one thing of
Speaker 4: homeless versus unhoused and what the connotations.
Speaker 1: Are sure because to me, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't see homeless as like something mean to say.
Speaker 1: But when you say, like other places can be homes
Speaker 1: that aren't houses, that makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's all right. But but but like there's a
Speaker 3: ton of people who don't live in houses either, And
Speaker 3: so what about those people who live in apartments or condos.
Speaker 3: We're just saying, fuck, yeah.
Speaker 6: They you know, they live in apartment apartments or condos
Speaker 6: or trailers?
Speaker 3: Are they on how Yeah? Well well that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The semantics up it.
Speaker 2: I mean, my uncle was homeless or unhoused, and uh,
Speaker 2: he just said he was camping for like three years.
Speaker 2: Well there you go. He was like, I'm camping.
Speaker 3: In our driveway. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2: We were like, are you still camping under the bridge.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'm camping there down still for a while,
Speaker 2: been camping for a while.
Speaker 1: Winning call him fucking campers.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, urban campers, urban campers, that's not at all. Urban
Speaker 2: campers is a way cooler term than on.
Speaker 3: Cells in the room right right there. That's it. That's
Speaker 3: sci fi. All right, Well that might be too good.
Speaker 6: Damn been back for seven months and I come back,
Speaker 6: swing and get me in the fucking uh the room,
Speaker 6: City Council.
Speaker 4: So there's some urban campers at the base of this volcano, and.
Speaker 2: All beaver beavers shootout.
Speaker 3: Start coming out of the volcanoes.
Speaker 2: Volcane to beaver.
Speaker 3: We call him volcan to Beaver. Quest one, unhoused.
Speaker 1: Quest one, nobody believe one.
Speaker 2: You're setting yourself myself up for the sequels with that one.
Speaker 1: We have to you have to, Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: because everything's commercial.
Speaker 3: Man always pitch something with quest one. Yeah, question.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's like with Game Over.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We never really intended on doing a sequel, but we
Speaker 2: made sure that we had the option. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you go to the door is open.
Speaker 2: Keep those doors open for as many sequels as possible.
Speaker 1: We even named it, right, Yeah, yeah, Game Over game Overboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we we talked about doing a third
Speaker 3: one called game over Mom, where like the boat ends
Speaker 3: up crashing into Jamaica. That was Shaggy Yeah, and we
Speaker 3: get Shaggy. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We never made the sequel, but we had this one
Speaker 5: third one.
Speaker 3: Name Netflix is like cute.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, fake, can we promise that every movie that
Speaker 2: we do together, we you end it with, Uh, it's
Speaker 2: a possible sequel.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah, as long as as long as Overboard is in.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, that's a really good package. You got freaking
Speaker 4: game over Man, game Overboard, game over Mon.
Speaker 3: Like that's huge. Game over dude. Oh it was game
Speaker 3: over Mom. No, but that that's comes that comes. I
Speaker 3: was buying that in the room.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's the straight to DVD. Fourth one that
Speaker 2: none of us are in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the lower budget one. Yeah, that goes like
Speaker 3: a Lifetime movie of the Week. Yeah, where like this
Speaker 3: mom has to fucking like learn how to play video games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's like she's a bro mom for sure.
Speaker 3: That Yeah, it's the the true story of a bro mom. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: After I put the kids to bed, I just go
Speaker 1: right into modern warfare and just tear ship out.
Speaker 3: There's got to be a mom who does.
Speaker 1: That, right, Oh absolutely, I hope so for sure.
Speaker 6: But I saw Robert de Niro backstage at some award
Speaker 6: show and he comes through and I go, hey, Bob,
Speaker 6: and he stops and just looks at right at me,
Speaker 6: and I was like waiting for him to.
Speaker 2: Be like, oh hey, but he didn't say anything.
Speaker 6: And then I weirdly like stood my ground and didn't
Speaker 6: introduce myself, which is admittedly a weird thing to do,
Speaker 6: but I was just like kind of like you want
Speaker 6: a deer in headlights style, and I wanted him to
Speaker 6: go like, oh hey, how's it going, and then I'd
Speaker 6: be like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Adam the intern, remember, But he didn't do that.
Speaker 6: He just stared and looked at me for I swear
Speaker 6: to you, like twenty seconds of just like looking at me,
Speaker 6: and then he goes hum and then walked away.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like you do, but I felt like.
Speaker 3: You get what you give. I'm gonna forget about goodbye.
Speaker 2: And then Chloe was like was right next to me,
Speaker 2: and she goes, what what the fuck was that? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, I don't know what just
Speaker 2: happened to her.
Speaker 1: You've ever be getting out all your forget about it
Speaker 1: jokes here because you bring those to said, de Niro
Speaker 1: is gonna crack up too hard. I heard his tummy.
Speaker 2: I do not say around de Niro. We don't know
Speaker 2: what it means. We don't know what it means.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say gobble gulls.
Speaker 1: Well, now I'm trying to think if I had like
Speaker 1: unlimited fame or and money, not that it unlimited money,
Speaker 1: but like, what kind of guy would I have with me?
Speaker 3: Like a cheese guy is such a specific, cool fucking flex.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, what a great pull.
Speaker 6: Well, I think if you have starred in like ten
Speaker 6: of the biggest like mafia type movies of all time,
Speaker 6: you're just gonna have a cheese guy. The cheese guy's
Speaker 6: gonna find you and be like, hey, I'm your cheese guy. Now,
Speaker 6: anytime you need cheese, I'm your guy.
Speaker 4: Because it's like he just brings you the spoon of
Speaker 4: rikatta and he's like, hey, man, I'll bring the spoon
Speaker 4: of ricatta anywhere you go, anywhere.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love this. You're beating cheese guys away. There's
Speaker 3: so many cheese guys. It's like, well, I got another
Speaker 3: guy gotta weed through them. Look, if your priccada's better
Speaker 3: than that guy's ricotta, you could come with.
Speaker 6: Me if this guy offends you, If this guy's a
Speaker 6: Gobba goool and of any at all.
Speaker 3: Are you reading? Are you reading the Notes of the producer?
Speaker 3: Gobba gool is a nickname for pork, which I had.
Speaker 3: So you're just calling somebody. Yeah, so you're just saying food.
Speaker 3: That's a cool nickname. What's the little pork shoulder, little
Speaker 3: pistol starter.
Speaker 6: I just watched The Saints of Newark last night, and
Speaker 6: I swear they were like saying Gobba.
Speaker 2: Gool is, like you fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like calling somebody a piece of maloney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in Gangs of New York, isn't he a butcher?
Speaker 2: Though I didn't say Gangs of New York. Many Saints
Speaker 2: of Newark, which is the Sopranos.
Speaker 3: Prequel, and we're back to it. We're back to it.
Speaker 3: It's the New York Newark thing. Bro, I just fuck click.
Speaker 3: When they're naming towns and cities. Who thought it was
Speaker 3: a good idea to be like, No, I said Newark.
Speaker 3: Actually it's different, And they're like because we already have
Speaker 3: a New York up here.
Speaker 6: It's like right there, it's right there, And you said
Speaker 6: New Work. It's just right across the bridge, so it's
Speaker 6: really really close.
Speaker 2: Oh you're New York, we're Newark.
Speaker 3: I feel like you just said you were going to
Speaker 3: start a New York, but there already is one. I said,
Speaker 3: New Work.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm going to New York. It's a there's
Speaker 1: a G at the end. It's New York. It's right
Speaker 1: down the block.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now the bit is different because that's not even
Speaker 3: a place. How do you know why he's ticking the confines.
Speaker 2: Of the bit?
Speaker 3: I refuse, I refuse one.
Speaker 4: Of the confines of the bit. Blake doesn't color in
Speaker 4: the lines. Man, he goes, I can tell.
Speaker 3: I see his shirts are all tied. He's a crazy boy.
Speaker 1: Well, durs, how many other ways could we take a
Speaker 1: city by a city that sounds like a city but
Speaker 1: it's already there? Oh no, but I was trying to
Speaker 1: expand on the joke and go New York.
Speaker 3: But then but then you might as well just go
Speaker 3: puke Dork. And it's like, hey, hey, that's funny, But
Speaker 3: puke Dork doesn't exist or do Yorg, Do.
Speaker 1: Yorg, Do York when Mountain Dude takes over New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, how how improv works?
Speaker 6: Is we yes and each other? I admit that New
Speaker 6: York was a stretch. Yeah and uh and I. We
Speaker 6: probably wouldn't have walked down that road if Blake didn't
Speaker 6: lead us down it.
Speaker 2: But now that Blake let us down New York, I
Speaker 2: feel like we've got to walk down this road with it.
Speaker 3: But Adam, let's all be honest. There is something very
Speaker 3: very satisfying and funny about every once in a while,
Speaker 3: just drop it a huge deny. Hey man, the crowd
Speaker 3: loves it.
Speaker 2: You love the crowd loves it.
Speaker 4: The crowd loves But you can take it deny and
Speaker 4: throw it right into right into fucking do York. And
Speaker 4: now come up with do premise, new premise.
Speaker 3: What happens in the future, Hey Kyle, Kyle, Now you can't, no, dude,
Speaker 3: someone just crashed their car into that ship, So goodder.
Speaker 1: I'll walk it down New York if you guys want,
Speaker 1: but all.
Speaker 3: Give me a pork shoulder gobb I think it's baff
Speaker 3: on gool, not gobblegool.
Speaker 1: Oh, Yeah, that's baf on gool. Yeah what is Maybe
Speaker 1: that's it?
Speaker 3: What do we let me just preface? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know what I just said, so please don't cancel me.
Speaker 1: Right, you're going to get kicked off of the movie
Speaker 1: you're on tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We're not hearing this. Yeah, this is in the ship.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know, he doesn't know what it means. He's
Speaker 4: just saying it. He doesn't know that's what he's trying
Speaker 4: to say. It's okay, why are we doing?
Speaker 3: We want boff? I'm not finishing it?
Speaker 6: Oh, Italian wannabes okay, oh, perfect used by Italians to
Speaker 6: define Italian wannabes.
Speaker 2: People that want that are posers basically, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So that's blake. So that's that's what we're doing. That's
Speaker 4: what's happening right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so where we are being a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of gobbol We are gabba.
Speaker 1: Guls and it's close to Halloween, so maybe I'm a
Speaker 1: gaba gool.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Urs is that?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can you kill that?
Speaker 1: I thought it was fun, Like just being an old person,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the most fun thing to do. You
Speaker 1: can get away with fucking everything right right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could do can you put my mic down
Speaker 3: my pants? I'm old.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a piss right in the middle
Speaker 1: of home depot.
Speaker 6: What yeah, are you talking about it in life or
Speaker 6: what are you talking about on a set?
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking in life.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: There's those toilets set up.
Speaker 1: You just act all confused, like, oh, I thought this
Speaker 1: was the bad Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, admittedly, like I feel like like you never take
Speaker 6: full advantage of your youth, and it seems like most
Speaker 6: old people don't take full advantage of just being old.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you can get away with.
Speaker 6: Everything because once you get over like seventy seventy five,
Speaker 6: you can.
Speaker 2: Do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Speaker 6: People don't know you could well put together ninety you're
Speaker 6: just old.
Speaker 1: Did I accidentally get in the wrong car and drive
Speaker 1: it away?
Speaker 3: I mean, what was the Knoxville movie where he dressed
Speaker 3: up like.
Speaker 2: How as bad Grandpa? No?
Speaker 3: I think that was Robert d No.
Speaker 2: That was dirty Grandpa, Bad Grandpa.
Speaker 3: How is it not just a TikTok of somebody who
Speaker 3: like films their fun grandpa doing insane shit all the time.
Speaker 4: There might be I'm sure I think that's out there.
Speaker 4: That's gotta be out there got to join TikTok to
Speaker 4: find out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, none of us are plugged in enough to TikTok.
Speaker 3: You guys gotta get on.
Speaker 2: They're probably very famous. They're hosting SNL next week.
Speaker 3: I just don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, they're out there, the real dirty Grandpa.
Speaker 6: What that was like right around the time that they
Speaker 6: had to stop like having like dogs be mascots for
Speaker 6: beers and ship because Joe Cambll because kids are like
Speaker 6: that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Like Joe Camill couldn't be within like a mile. Hey, uncle,
Speaker 3: I picked up all this garbage so you could buy
Speaker 3: a sky Yeah dude, yeah bro Chaine wallet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can rep your addiction, okay, on your sleep.
Speaker 3: I mean, but you would go through those catalogs and
Speaker 3: the gear was fucking sick. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It goes for a lot on emails, especially Marlborough.
Speaker 2: Yeah they did. Whoever was doing that Marlborough gear.
Speaker 1: Go back on some camel stuff. There's some sick tank top.
Speaker 3: Should I, Oh my gosh, you want me to go
Speaker 3: back on that.
Speaker 1: Treat yourself yourself a little peak at the camel gear.
Speaker 4: I might take the night. I don't think I would
Speaker 4: wear cammel. I don't think i'd wear cammel. I know
Speaker 4: that I would fucking rock Marlboro, but I don't think
Speaker 4: I would wear camel.
Speaker 2: It's a disgusting happen.
Speaker 3: What are the what are the best I mean cool?
Speaker 3: What are the best cigarette brands? And where this is
Speaker 3: for people out there who are thinking about getting into smoking. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't want to make a false step. You want
Speaker 3: to do the right thing.
Speaker 6: Do you think smoking's ever going to come back? Do
Speaker 6: you think it'll be like almost retro to where people
Speaker 6: will be like, you know what, fucking oh.
Speaker 4: It will You're right, because you're be like, I'm off
Speaker 4: the vape, I'm onto like the old schools.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the vape is corny, vape corn like vinyl.
Speaker 3: You think it'll be like vinyl where people, oh, it
Speaker 3: just actually tastes better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 6: You're like us listening to our parents' records, and then
Speaker 6: for our generation it became cool to like collect records.
Speaker 6: That's what That's what I think is gonna happen with
Speaker 6: cigarettes or every like no one fucking smokes anymore, and
Speaker 6: then in like twenty years, while our fucking little ship
Speaker 6: head kids are gonna be like, right, actually, I'm a smoker.
Speaker 3: It's like people on old bicycles. You're like, congratulations, you
Speaker 3: know bikes are way better.
Speaker 2: Now, right, Yeah, they're not sixty pounds each exact Specialized Hello,
Speaker 2: e bye, dude. I'm so bummed.
Speaker 6: I got the Specialized bike and then I got COVID
Speaker 6: like the next day. So Specialized gave me this or
Speaker 6: gave us these super dope e bikes and uh, and
Speaker 6: I haven't even been able to really ride it because
Speaker 6: I got COVID and then now I'm I'm in it.
Speaker 3: So is this a shout out or a slam kick
Speaker 3: off or is this like introspective?
Speaker 2: They for sure gave me COVID. Now I don't think
Speaker 2: if anything, I might have gave them COVID.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, I just I just realized that I have
Speaker 6: this sick ass Specialized bike and I haven't even gotten
Speaker 6: to ride it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get on that.
Speaker 3: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're game changers.
Speaker 4: Do they work in the snow? It's about to start
Speaker 4: snowing up here in Torontos?
Speaker 3: On what tires you're.
Speaker 1: Going to get them? Snow tires?
Speaker 3: Hm, dude? Off road e biking in the snow. That's
Speaker 3: not kind of fucking dope as.
Speaker 2: Zoom zoom baby.
Speaker 1: What was the cigarette brand where it was like the
Speaker 1: pleasure is ours and it was always like people like
Speaker 1: outside on.
Speaker 2: Our companion podcast too, this is important the pleasure.
Speaker 3: It's cool. It's cool, that's cool. We were talking about No,
Speaker 3: it's new Parliament, new part. Yeah it was. It was green.
Speaker 1: I know it was green, remember, And it would just
Speaker 1: be like it would be like people doing activities like
Speaker 1: sailing or see.
Speaker 6: I love when they do that when it's like, uh,
Speaker 6: Michelo Ultra, it's like their.
Speaker 2: Beer is people. Uh just like jogging and ship it
Speaker 2: right and you're just like all right.
Speaker 3: Like no you're not. Yeah, yeah, I think fucking cool.
Speaker 4: Used to do that ship with the ciggies and Newport
Speaker 4: used to do that ship with the Cigi's hardcore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't Newport. It was like they're always like sailine
Speaker 2: or some shit, it's Newport.
Speaker 3: It was all water based activities. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're out, you're having fun, You're you're getting
Speaker 2: lung cancer.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of Virginia slims.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like longer, little thinner long you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like Paul Malls.
Speaker 2: Paul Mall, Yeah, like Paul Wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Paul Wall's cigarette. You like Candy paint ripping, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and Trunk's waving grills.
Speaker 1: There's something that I stumble upon every five years or so.
Speaker 1: Look at what I found, dude.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's from.
Speaker 1: Original chain wallet, mate.
Speaker 3: Describe to the audience what you are holding up?
Speaker 1: Okay, So so I've got my leather, smiley faced chain wallet. Ye,
Speaker 1: that I put just from hot topic and probably I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe.
Speaker 3: That ninety six, ninety five or ninety six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Hey, it's pretty fly for white guys. I
Speaker 1: rEFInd this thing like every five years, I feel, and then.
Speaker 2: Every time you refined it, I'm right there with you
Speaker 2: when you're like when you're like what I just dug out,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, yeah, like a smiley face cool.
Speaker 3: No, that thing is fucking sick cool. Are we getting
Speaker 3: Carls Junior or not? Did you guys rock chain wallets
Speaker 3: or what? Dude?
Speaker 1: Yes, there's no way, durs did. He's a Muppet babies
Speaker 1: fan fucking rugrads boy rugrats.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: I had a hemp necklace chain wallet, which was even crunchy,
Speaker 6: Like the chain was hamp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the chain was hamp fuck it, I made it.
Speaker 3: It was I was Wait, Kyle has hearing COVID.
Speaker 6: By the time I was a senior in high school,
Speaker 6: I think I just really wanted people to know that
Speaker 6: I smoked weed. So, like I made, I had multiple
Speaker 6: hemp necklaces that I would wear. I had a bracelet,
Speaker 6: I had a hemp belt, and I had a hemp
Speaker 6: chain wallet.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, just.
Speaker 2: Letting people know, like this guy loves hemp.
Speaker 1: But like hemp just being a product of like marijuana. Right,
Speaker 1: But you don't nobody smoked he.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you can't smoke the hemp. Right.
Speaker 2: But you know if you if you.
Speaker 6: Rock a lot of hemp, people are are gonna assume
Speaker 6: that you smoke weed.
Speaker 2: And I think that's what I was going for.
Speaker 3: Or you're just resourceful, that's true, Kyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like hemp people.
Speaker 4: Have changed nowadays. Nowadays, it's like nowadays, if you're using it,
Speaker 4: you're like resourceful and fucking also smoking hell of weed.
Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, hemp hats changed. I guarantee you the percentage
Speaker 3: of people who have a hemp product ninety eight percent
Speaker 3: of them smoking weed. Yes, they believe in the plant.
Speaker 3: It's true. Two percent of them didn't know the thing
Speaker 3: they got from their son for Christmas was made of hemp.
Speaker 3: But he's just like, how do you like?
Speaker 2: Op?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 2: It's actually a candles do you shirt?
Speaker 3: It's made a weed.
Speaker 1: It's so but it's like, it's like he so Actually
Speaker 1: his grandma put on the scar made the Grandma's like,
Speaker 1: you could have just got me like CBD oil and
Speaker 1: that would have been fire.
Speaker 2: And the grandma was like, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I ri right pulls the fucking bowl out of her butthole.
Speaker 3: We hypothetically cool, grandma ripping Grammy. Yeah, bro, I have
Speaker 3: a ball in my butthole.
Speaker 1: Huh, don't even trip, bro, I'm ripping bongs. H No, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that anybody who had an actual hemp
Speaker 1: chain wallet, but big up. I went straight to hot
Speaker 1: topic to get my dude.
Speaker 2: You should have came with me and Mike.
Speaker 3: How long was it? How long was it? Just? The question?
Speaker 2: Pretty long? It went down to about the knee like.
Speaker 3: Zoot suit style. That's the you don't want it to
Speaker 3: be long, right. The whole point is that that was it.
Speaker 4: That was the thing, is like they there was when
Speaker 4: it was in style, like after Blake got that, people
Speaker 4: would people would connect chains together and do long ass change.
Speaker 4: Remember that, also fucking multiple chains.
Speaker 3: We ain't talking titty boy. Is that why he got
Speaker 3: that name because he had a chain wallet?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a watch.
Speaker 1: Get a pocket watch and a chain wallet.
Speaker 3: The Princess Bride is like everyone's favorite movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a great school movie, school movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you watch it in school.
Speaker 3: When Harry met Sally rom a great school movie.
Speaker 1: That every time it rained and you couldn't go outside,
Speaker 1: they put on what's it called.
Speaker 3: Glory Hoosiers Glory. Yeah, Rudy Tucker a man in his dream.
Speaker 3: We watch Glory once a week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was always Princess Bride.
Speaker 3: That ship was always dude, I never got to watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would wheel out the little TV.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a that's a pretty cool deep cut.
Speaker 3: The best movie I ever saw in school was Sucking Tucker.
Speaker 3: But what's crazy, Carrie el Wes. He's in both of those.
Speaker 3: What the funk's up with that? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Man, And he's in works. So yeah, he's a artist.
Speaker 3: What are your edibles telling you about that? Wait? What's
Speaker 3: he in? What's princes?
Speaker 9: Did?
Speaker 3: We did it all right? Carry el Wes was in uh,
Speaker 3: Princess Bride and Glory Glory Glory. Oh, okay, okay, cool
Speaker 3: to the bottom of that. And as Adams said, we're
Speaker 3: call it very cool, very fun. That episode was actually
Speaker 3: fun because we had two iconic dudes from way back.
Speaker 3: We had Biff Biff also now known as Tom Wilson.
Speaker 2: Tom Wilson, Uh, what a nice guy.
Speaker 3: It's always being I'm not talking.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, you gotta gotta float for Tom.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't call him with chicken. Okay, it's a scream
Speaker 3: door in the battleship scream acting looking like Carrie Hill
Speaker 3: said yeah, okay, coming to you a man.
Speaker 2: To Okay, I had the mic. It's tight, he's on
Speaker 2: the incredible battle.
Speaker 3: Blake hit him. He turned off the beat. Blake turned
Speaker 3: off the beat. I's dont get sued, man. I don't
Speaker 3: want to get man. It's easier to hold in the
Speaker 3: pee than pooh man to me. You know, yo, let
Speaker 3: me know what do you need two bars? We got you? Hey,
Speaker 3: I just need that one bar a.
Speaker 6: Bar?
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, eating up, dude, I got a big barn right.
Speaker 3: Now, whip it? Can we see? Can you whip it
Speaker 3: back and forth? Whip the day? Yeah, let me see it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well we talked on on the pleasure is ours?
Speaker 3: Miss Sorry about that, I missed it. It's okay.
Speaker 6: Anders was being a big time movie star and flexing
Speaker 6: on us.
Speaker 3: Actor huge act was needed on set, we say.
Speaker 2: And refused to do the podcast.
Speaker 6: But we're doing this one now and we all agreed
Speaker 6: that we're all going to get kitchen with the thing
Speaker 6: that you wave food on scale and scale they call
Speaker 6: them scales, and we're all going to weigh our cocks
Speaker 6: and see how heavy the meat is our cock is?
Speaker 3: Do I have to do? I? Do I have to?
Speaker 3: You have to? We all agree they want two numbers.
Speaker 6: You don't have to do it well, because we were
Speaker 6: talking about like who has the heaviest cock?
Speaker 3: I said Adams?
Speaker 4: Adams said his cock was small, and I said it
Speaker 4: rings a little heavier than mine.
Speaker 2: It seems right, maybe not larger, but heavier.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Is it cool if I if I get a
Speaker 3: boner and then I do a handstand that pushes it
Speaker 3: pushes down on the scale, winning did you guys already
Speaker 3: cover this?
Speaker 2: Holy shit, this is one hundred and ninety pounds.
Speaker 3: Have you covered this already? It's a cock push up? Yeah.
Speaker 4: The first number is weight of dick only dick, no balls,
Speaker 4: second number is weight of dick with balls, and third
Speaker 4: number is about already.
Speaker 6: Well, no, the boner I might not because it'll it'll
Speaker 6: kind of raise off the scale.
Speaker 2: You won't be able to you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'll have to press it down. I think one
Speaker 3: of my first tweets ever was and when I when
Speaker 3: I was trying to be like, what's going to make
Speaker 3: a mark here?
Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, content is king content.
Speaker 2: I love your content content exactly.
Speaker 3: I was like, here we go, Twitter, Do you way
Speaker 3: more when you have a boner? Do you way more
Speaker 3: when you have a boner? Yeah? Do you way more
Speaker 3: when you have a b That's a great question. Suddenly
Speaker 3: are you like, whoa, I'm tipping the scales here? And
Speaker 3: then it's like no.
Speaker 2: No, the blood just moved from from elsewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the displacement theory doesn't work. Well. Does ice weigh
Speaker 3: more than water?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that is the exact same thing.
Speaker 4: Actually, Blake, I think you're right, you're onto something scientifically,
Speaker 4: because I don't think that ice and water weigh the same.
Speaker 3: I think there's some mixture of ice is filled with air.
Speaker 4: Right, So when you get a boner, who's to say
Speaker 4: you're not getting more air in your bloodstream? Maybe you
Speaker 4: don't have more blood, Maybe you have more air.
Speaker 3: Right, your dick is full of air.
Speaker 8: You're a stupid dumb ass.
Speaker 2: Ye, it's like a hot air balloon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you found out your dick was full of air,
Speaker 3: uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's science.
Speaker 3: It's a balloon animal.
Speaker 6: That's why it rises. It's a it's a hot air balloon.
Speaker 6: That's right, exactly, that's tight.
Speaker 3: I do wish when you got a boner it squeaked
Speaker 3: like a balloon animal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, helium fills the shaft and it rises. And then
Speaker 1: that's why when if you spring the league and somebody
Speaker 1: sucks on it, their their voice goes, why what, that's
Speaker 1: why there's helium and you don't get After somebody sucks
Speaker 1: on your dingy, their voice gets all high after they
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Wait what they're like, I gotta.
Speaker 4: Wash my face.
Speaker 3: I trying to feel like if I remember that I
Speaker 3: got to wash my face oh boy, you scoundrel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh sorry, you guys.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's how I do it every time.
Speaker 3: I know that's big of you. You know what.
Speaker 2: You're in a room, Gloyd, Ye.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, dog.
Speaker 4: I always That's why I went to the fucking Sizzler
Speaker 4: was to get the buffet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, I forgot. You're a gangster. You go
Speaker 2: to Sizzler and don't get the fucking steak. You fucking
Speaker 2: door cups winning.
Speaker 3: You don't get lobster GE's up, hoose down.
Speaker 2: Uh that was my my ship back.
Speaker 6: You know, when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 6: my family when it was your birthday, you got to
Speaker 6: choose the restaurant that you get to go to.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sizzler.
Speaker 6: No, literally, I remember being a kid. I knew my
Speaker 6: family was on a budget, you know. I just that's
Speaker 6: the thing that I hear my mom talk about. So
Speaker 6: I remember seeing a commercial for Sizzler and they had
Speaker 6: that garnish and it's like it looks so fucking good,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna I can't believe
Speaker 6: I'm even floating this idea. So I was all, I
Speaker 6: was mad, nervous, and I'm like, for my birthday I
Speaker 6: I hope we can afford it. I would really like
Speaker 6: to go to Sizzler, and my mom goes, yeah, I
Speaker 6: think we can swing that, honey, all right man. Yeah,
Speaker 6: she like took me on a little bit of a
Speaker 6: ride and I'm like, oh, special Tree.
Speaker 4: That was a big deal to go to Sizzler, man,
Speaker 4: bro Like I've I remember people would always say it
Speaker 4: when they won, like, what are you going to do next?
Speaker 3: I'm going to Sizzler, right like.
Speaker 2: That was Disneyland.
Speaker 3: Disneyland, it was Sizzler.
Speaker 2: They've literally never said.
Speaker 4: It wasn't there wasn't there a dance or something like
Speaker 4: I'm going to Czer, I'm going to Cler.
Speaker 3: I'm going They never going to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: You And then I like what you said when they won. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not even like a championship, just like a regular game.
Speaker 3: You just want the championship. I swear somebody said they're
Speaker 3: going to You just want to be a championship. I'm
Speaker 3: going to Siman, you just scored the winning touch was
Speaker 3: going I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yeah, I thought it
Speaker 3: was like some Olympians Sizzler, man. I thought some like
Speaker 3: Olympians or something.
Speaker 6: I heard Disneyland and in his little brain he heard
Speaker 6: Sizzler man go.
Speaker 3: To Sizzler Mann.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear Sizzler man, you are so dumb.
Speaker 3: I thought I think it was a thing to go
Speaker 3: to Sizzler for your birthday though, right, because there's like,
Speaker 3: it's your birthday, you go to Sizzler, Like, I feel like.
Speaker 2: What are you? No one has ever said this.
Speaker 3: Dude, what are you talking about? What reality are you
Speaker 3: living in? Does nobody have this ref hitting the pipe? Buddy?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've been to Sizzler what is
Speaker 3: this what they sing to you.
Speaker 4: I would like to compliment all of us actually, because
Speaker 4: I believe we started making content together and I think
Speaker 4: we have a hell of a lot of great content
Speaker 4: in our way.
Speaker 3: And you know, when we when we do it, we
Speaker 3: do it together. And I'm just happy to be here
Speaker 3: with you guys.
Speaker 6: When we when we go we go hard, we go hard.
Speaker 3: And I love that you're saying, when we do it,
Speaker 3: we do it together. Adam is in Atlanta making something
Speaker 3: without us imbile. We're in Canada, but when we make it, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Look at this guy's.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what, different parts of the country and
Speaker 6: the world. Yes, but we still come together for the
Speaker 6: pod because we love making content together.
Speaker 3: That's what you're doing, right. Oh, look at Kyle.
Speaker 4: Very very I'm sorry, I'm stone, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I've been stoned. We do two more minutes. Kyle just
Speaker 3: took a big in here. Okay. You know I fought
Speaker 3: through that whole one.
Speaker 2: Hi boy, you fought through okay because you you weren't high.
Speaker 2: You couldn't know.
Speaker 3: I was very high for pretty much the whole time.
Speaker 6: Oh nice, Yeah, I lost my mind on the last podcast.
Speaker 2: I was I got too high and I was too
Speaker 2: I was crying from from laughing. My my good friends.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, Tony guys. This is important, all right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So that's it, right, and that's it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, and we're done, and we are done.
Speaker 3: I don't even know, and we are done.
Speaker 1: Last one we rolled up really slizzard and I just
Speaker 1: feeling ballsy.
Speaker 3: I'm like pizzas on me.
Speaker 1: People were cool that macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 3: Ba. It wasn't even to dodge the line. We already
Speaker 3: bought it, and you were like black.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I miss getting a slizzard with you, guys. I've
Speaker 6: been slizzard with my boys in quite a while.
Speaker 1: To get slippered.
Speaker 2: When was the last time I got?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Was the bash that the last that wasn't too long? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the wedding and weddings your way, Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's never enough. It's never enough ever, dude. Honestly, Adam.
Speaker 1: After your wedding, I went sober for twenty two days, dude.
Speaker 1: But now and this Villager dropped and I had to get.
Speaker 2: Back on this sauce.
Speaker 3: Kyle was like Kyle thought he had just like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: can't keep going for twenty three, twenty four, twenty five?
Speaker 1: No, no, how could you not enjoy a Villager mango margarita?
Speaker 3: My god, it's delicious. Is that just a big drink
Speaker 3: in a can? That's right? Yeah, that's right, it's very good.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that those are becoming a thing.
Speaker 3: I think my co stars in this movie about my
Speaker 3: father that mobile. Yes, I want to hear more about Alabama.
Speaker 3: I think they think I'm like a drunk because at
Speaker 3: dinner I would get like three or four drinks and
Speaker 3: they'd be like, i'll get it. I'll have a drink
Speaker 3: today that could be a nice yes, And I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I need another margarita, and they would be like.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, guys, we're we're animals. We're animals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sometimes forget that we are little monsters.
Speaker 3: Yes, and uh great movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we just dread people on at the table unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, And we might be a little.
Speaker 3: Bit of alcoholics, but you know, I mean we have
Speaker 3: fun with it, right.
Speaker 1: I'm normally keeping paced with like a tiba and a
Speaker 1: tiba is it the Yeah, man, that's why I.
Speaker 3: I know, no, I mean, I'm watching you guys.
Speaker 4: It is very interesting from that because you know, like
Speaker 4: we came up together and fucking I still got the
Speaker 4: rowdy in me even when I don't drink. You know,
Speaker 4: I can still like fucking turn up with you guys.
Speaker 4: But the level at which the turn up occurs is
Speaker 4: fucking nuts, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're still turning it up to eleven. Yeah, I wonder.
Speaker 2: I wonder when that'll stop.
Speaker 3: When you have a heart attack? Is this the podcast
Speaker 3: where we just go what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We're thirty eight knocking on forty Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, zquil And that's I mean, bro, there's a lot happening.
Speaker 4: There's a lot happening.
Speaker 2: There's a lot happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy it's slizzarded sizzler.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love that there's a lot happening. Yep, yep, I
Speaker 3: love it. Hard lessons there's a lot.
Speaker 2: There's a lot happening. Yeah yeah, and I love it
Speaker 2: there is.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, no, thank you, thank you for giving us
Speaker 4: a week off. I enjoyed it. This is a chore
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say I enjoyed coming back and talking to
Speaker 1: you guys. My gosh, I missed the hell Abby.
Speaker 3: I did too.
Speaker 2: I missed you guys.
Speaker 3: This is an absolute chore for me. I have an
Speaker 3: here's my apology, Kyle. I'm sorry we're still friends. I
Speaker 3: don't wanna be that black cloud over you.
Speaker 2: So sorry that we're pressuring you into this friendship.
Speaker 3: Super rough. I loved the week off. It's rough to
Speaker 3: do this with you guys every week.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I enjoy it with
Speaker 3: you guys.