WEBVTT - Best Of Eps 56-60 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.200 show where we only talk about what is most obviously 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:10.840 very crucially important. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:14.240 Let's go. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:28.479 Yo yo right, Hello Nation? Right? 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:34.040 Oh now I remember what the podcast is until the 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.760 popo's out and then I'm like, oh right, this is 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.120 us and. 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:38.239 Then this is what we do. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.480 Welcome back to Nation, and thank you. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:45.080 For the wampum Gangham style. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.440 Absolutely, Hey, what's up? What's up on higher? 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:49.320 Hey? 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.680 Kyle? Hey, what's up? Adam? How you doing? 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.560 Not much? I'm doing good. How are you, Blake? 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.120 I'm doing Gray? Hi? How are you? 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.040 How are you? 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.440 Hey? Blake? How's a go? Dude? Love your smile, dude. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:07.120 Hey guys, Hey, what's up? YouTubers? How are you smash 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:07.959 the subscribe? 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:12.280 Like? Can subscribe? Ring? You? 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.360 Guys watch anything on YouTube where people are hosting it 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.280 and I don't. For whatever reason, they all think they 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.120 need to open up the episode or whatever you call 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.080 it with the same like what's up, fam, Like it's 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:23.959 the same shit, Everyone's just doing the same thing. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.240 TII Nation. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:27.160 Right, It's so weird. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:28.839 We always open up with like. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:34.440 Oh no, no, no, no, I'm not saying one dude 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:38.279 opens up the same I'm saying. Many different people start 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.720 their YouTube whatever's the exact same way. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:46.160 You're saying, there's a universal YouTube call sign when you start. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.240 Yes, it's fucking weird. There's an art of the vlog. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.680 What is it? Let's start doing it. It's like, Hey, 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:55.000 what's up, world, or like, what's up guys, And you're 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.280 just like, but it's no, no, no no. But it's the 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.640 same cadence. There's a weird there's a weird cadence to 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:04.680 these YouTube hosts who are like, we're back again, y'all. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.240 I'm gonna show you, guys these new nails I bought. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.280 These are for wood, These are for drywall. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:15.000 Do your kids any and this goes for any of y'all. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.520 Maybe not Kyle because I don't think his child is 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.320 deep into the YouTube game quite yet. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.320 No no, but. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:26.520 Do your kids Durors or Blake want to be YouTubers 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:27.200 when they grow up? 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.640 I think that children are like super more aware of 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.600 like like just like being famous. I know, like that's 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.520 always been a thing, but like I don't know, I 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.680 kind of always grew up just wanting to like be 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:42.800 in comedy and not so much caring about like the 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.399 fame of it all. But it seems like that influencing 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:46.600 and YouTube makes it. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:47.000 Yeah. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.040 I feel like as a little kid, I didn't even 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.200 think of like being an actor. I just thought like, yeah, 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.080 movies are a thing that we watch together as a family. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.240 But like I want to be a baseball player a dancer. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:02:59.240 I just want to be a dancer. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.640 I want to be discover discovered at a wedding as 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.200 a dancer. Did you say you wanted to be a 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.919 baseball player? 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:04.160 Yeah? 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.960 When I was like real young, and then like twelve, 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.840 I was like, oh, I can't, you know, play baseball 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.119 in a wheelchair, So yeah, it's impossible. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.320 And everyone's like, didn't you want to play baseball? And 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:19.440 You're like, I was joking. I tell jokes. I'm a 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.960 joke sir. I love joke. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.840 Hell, but it's weird. Kids kids like love YouTube. 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:28.640 Now, Blake, are you saying that these kids are just 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.320 wanting to skip the craft and go straight to the fame. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.919 Is that what's happening on YouTube right now? 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:34.079 Well? 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.640 I think it's I think it directly is is like 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.960 a trickle down from like you can see how many 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.240 people view stuff, you can see how many people like 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.960 stuff like. It's very monetized in that way. Like before 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.080 you would just throw it into the dark. You could 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.800 kind of guess how many people were on your jock. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.600 But now you know if you're famous or not, because. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.360 Then know how many people are on your jock? Right? 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.920 Exactly? Do you have that jock counter up top? That's 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:58.720 hell's right. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.760 I wish that's what the like button was called. Jock counter? 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.040 Jump on jo How many jocks do you have? Smash 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.080 that jock button? 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:07.760 How many guys are on your job? 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:17.560 Smash that jock button? Smash my jock? This he got 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:22.159 any more? That other one was a little nause x 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.080 at the b M so good. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.680 Oh my god. Can we talk about how fucking. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.120 He gave out a battle cry of a let's go 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.520 and it just got me just man, I bet. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:33.760 The rest go. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.160 You just to let's hear it again. Let's hear it. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.400 He can feel it, you can feel he hit it 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:45.760 with the Z let it go. That's great. He wanted 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:50.200 to go. He fucking killed that. He's he killed it 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.800 at the BET Awards. And then just when you think 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.279 you can't outdo himself, he out didn't see. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.920 Well, he but fucked a ton of dudes on on 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.840 stage right did Yeah. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.880 He was just in like a little little pit of men. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:06.400 It was very sexual. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.280 Yeah, it was in a little booty short. I watched 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.560 her for I watched her for like thirty seconds and 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:11.480 then and. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.120 Then you had to finish. I gotta go to the bathroom. 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:18.240 I couldn't watch it anymore before drinking off. Dude, it 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:19.680 was too hot to handle. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.640 Man, it was hot. There were guys like rubbing their 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.080 dicks and I was like, are we can we do that? 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.360 Now? 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.919 What's the deal? Wait, dude, I didn't see this. What 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.520 what do you mean? How are they rubbing it? Can 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.000 you show? 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.760 Can you show us since this is a video pod? 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.520 Yeah, I don't know if I can. That's what I'm meaning, like, 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.960 is it like, is it like show us right now 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.160 as friends? 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.600 No, it was like a sexual No, dude, you have 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:44.560 to watch the video. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.880 It's like I watched I like, I literally turned it 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.800 on and I just saw a man bent over and 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.000 him grabbing a dude by the waist and butt fucking him. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:57.000 And I'm like, yeah, oh, rock, it was great. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.640 Well they're not actually butt fucking. It's obviously a pantomime 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.920 of s Yeah, it's pantomimes. 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's the difference between us and 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:07.640 we could start at their penis. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:07.960 Dude. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.000 Things they've gotten advanced. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:13.560 Things they've gotten advanced. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.200 Sure, I like the way it's going. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:19.240 Things have gotten real sexual. I'm sure you can go 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.680 sort down the mountain. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.919 Super dangerous too. That's one of the scariest things, Like 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.040 I always remember hearing about like people in San Francisco, 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.839 like bike messengers and all that. Like when you're bombing 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.640 those hills, if you hit someone, you straight up like 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.880 you die, you kill them. You're like a missile. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:37.400 Yeah, you're a human missile. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.960 What's that movie with Joseph Gordon Levet where he's like 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:40.880 a bike messenger? 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:47.080 Oh damn good, it's so good. What it's called, like 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.400 the Delivery Boy or something like that. The Messenger, Yeah, 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:52.159 the Messenger. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.919 Yeah, it's the delivery Boy. I like that. He's just 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.600 he's just out there aggressively delivering sandwiches. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:00.720 It's about Jimmy John. 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.360 I just remember the shots from the trailer were like, whoa, 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:07.239 what the fuck? This is the most epic shiit freaky fast. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:09.320 He skid slides underneath that truck. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.559 Yeah, you have to drop down and slide under a truck. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:16.360 Has anyone here actually seen it? No? No, I've seen it. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.960 It's good. Oh my god. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.520 So what's the premise? He delivers packages and his thing 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.960 is he's just a fucking wild man in those streets. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.040 He gets a package he's not supposed to have or 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.760 something like that, and then Michael Shannon is like after him, 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:38.080 and he doesn't have a bike, so he's running get 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:38.640 back here. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.680 Isn't that the same exact premise of the Transporter. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:46.640 Yeah, and it's probably the same premise as Homer and 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:53.560 the Odyssey. All these stories are recycled. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.160 There's four stories, guys, there's four stories. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:01.280 This is Adam and Eve, not Adam. Lead me when 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.440 I tell you these are all a stops fables. Yes, okay, 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:10.200 these are all harms Christian Anderson's tinder Box. Okay. Charles 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.040 Dickens wrote four stories. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:15.440 Yes, Queen, absolutely, there's four stories in this world. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:24.640 The Transporter, Transporder, Space Jam, New Legacy, Castaway and Ready 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:29.000 Player one and Soprana. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.280 And the Many Saints of Newark. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:35.160 Forget about it, hey, gobble gool. Since none of us 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:39.000 are East Coasters, were West Coast and Midwesterns Midwest Newark 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:42.600 for this first time you thought somebody was being weird 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.160 and like mispronouncing new York. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:49.880 Right, oh one hundred when they say what Newark? 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:50.880 Oh? Newark? 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.280 Yeah? Yeah, Like when people like I flew into Newark. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:58.200 I was like, yeah, okay, okay, buddy, just slow it down. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.520 You could say new York. You don't need to smashed 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:01.360 the words together. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.800 That was like when Ninja Turtles came out and it 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.560 was set in New York. But then when Throw Mama 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.560 from the Train came out and it was Newark. 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:12.160 Okay, Kyle, I was like, what is going on here? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.040 I know new York because as Turtles, throw Mama from 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.880 the Train. Is that a good movie? Is that? And 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:17.679 that is based on. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.800 The honesty throw Mama from the train? Yeah, that's a 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.840 that's an iteration of the messenger. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:26.480 Throw Mama from the train. Weirdly, I remember watching with Kyle, 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:29.440 like at your party or something. Why did we grow? 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.720 Kyle famously punched his mom, So I think this might 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:32.839 have been his favorite movie. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:34.520 He's like, I gotta see this. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.120 Famously punched his mom throwing her from a train? Is 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.840 he During that time of Kyle's life, he was just 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.480 watching that movie over and over, and. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.120 I wish it's a real, Mom. What the hell? 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.520 I wish the title of this movie was real. 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.439 I wish it was don't tell the babysitter Mom's dead. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.880 Kuy stop. I love my mother. I love her. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:56.200 Come on. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.920 It was a tough you know whatever. She had three 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.840 boys in the house. We had we were crazy. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.080 I'm sorry, mom. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.320 It was a tough eighteen years cat. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:17.640 We were crazy. Hello yellow boys music voices. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:23.000 Yeah, we're bad, all right. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:24.520 Yo. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:33.079 See in the building, t I nation hit him with 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:34.520 the freestyle brother. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:45.440 And I packed one, two three, four, gonna yeah mic now, 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.839 But then I passed it to cow okay yo. They 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:57.840 called me, yeah, chunk. My man is chunking. So I'm 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.160 gonna pass the mic. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:02.520 To play, like, has the mic? 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:12.200 This is in the building. It's a big it's the 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:18.800 big Chunk. It's the big I ain't punking. I ain't punking, 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:24.960 but I'm chunking. Welcome to the trying to where's the mic? 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.760 The mic? Have you passed the Adam has the mic? 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.200 And I passed the mic? Adam you got? 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:31.760 I don't want the mic. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:32.800 I don't want mike. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.680 I actually lost the mic. I'm no longer, I can't 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:41.160 find the mic. Yeah, on that pass, there was a mishap, 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.160 mike dropped, the mic was dropped, and now we don't 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.640 know where the mic is and we have to stop. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.440 So you dropped the mic, which is different than a 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:51.160 mic drop. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.880 Yeah, yeah, no, it was an accident. It was a fumbling. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:54.920 We fumbled the mic. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:59.400 Yeah, yeah, this wasn't This wasn't your your typical mic drop. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.880 It was a mic fumble and that's our bad. Yeah, 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:02.920 collective bad. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.680 And that's our bad. And I'm sorry about that, but. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:04.920 But it was. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.960 It was about to be such hotel the vibe. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.679 Yeah, we were warming up. I had bars on dead and. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:12.640 We were all feeling it. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.320 Why didn't you hit us with your bars? What happened 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.280 with that? We'll see. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.800 I was about to I was about to hit you 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.320 guys with the bars. But then when Blake tried to 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.199 pass the mic, there was a fumble. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:24.240 There was a mishap. 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.880 But you have a mic currently, you currently are talking 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.680 into a mic. This is all bed No, No. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.760 We're talking about the hip hop, the proverbial mic that 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:32.640 we were passing. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.160 We're just warming up, man. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.720 We were just warming up and it was gonna be 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.400 so it was electric if I wasn't chunking. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:45.760 That's new content. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.880 Bring the energy. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:53.720 I happen to me again. Someone said, I like your content. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.040 That's a good compliment. Yeah. 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.480 At the hotel bar, huh, someone someone said, hey, I 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:00.600 really like your content. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.480 I think I hate it. I think I hate that. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.800 How old is this person? Yeah they're young. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.880 They're young. I mean they're in their twenties for sure. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.079 Right, Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Though, they said, like blanketly not, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.559 I like you as this. I like your content that 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:14.040 it's weird. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:18.760 It's it's weird because did you hit them? Yeah? Well 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.480 I pinched them where that no one could see the bruises. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:26.120 Right, get call, you got to hit the little muffin top. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.400 Yeah, I pitched him on the top of their skull. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.120 Good, Yeah, as you were trained. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.000 Weirdly, a lot of skin there, like. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.520 One of them dogs, one of them dogs with the 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:39.240 rumpy skins are yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:42.960 Hot hot dog neck. I love a good hot dog neck. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.520 Oh God, I hope to god is that. Can you 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.320 be a skinny guy and have hot dog neck? 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:49.960 Yeah? 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.760 You can. You can. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.560 Fuck is hot dog neck? Like when you stretch you 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.080 just stretch it. You just no, no, back of the neck. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.440 No, No, it's the back of the head where you're 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.199 ye the rolls. It just folds up on top of itself. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.400 That's that's like, maybe maybe my biggest fear of my 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:08.800 entire life. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.640 Really is hot dog neck. Oh that's a point of pride. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.720 Yeah, if you've got the hot dog neck, then you 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.520 can start wearing the shades. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.720 On the back of your head and it's just a 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:17.400 whole ass. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.400 Look dude, Yeah, it looks it looks like lips back there. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.920 You can put some lipstick on it. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.480 Dude, I kind of I'm feeling back here. I'm I'm 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.160 I'm feeling it, and I think underneath my hair I 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.520 might have some hot dog neck. You have hot dog 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.320 I think I might have early hot dog neck early stage. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:35.120 I don't. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:35.840 I'm not buying. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:40.400 You got early on hot dog neck early. Yeah, you 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.080 got some little smoky's back there. The cause of hot 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.400 dog neck could be underneath his hair, could be there. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:53.840 That'd be cool. Happy birthday at them, happy bird. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:55.800 You. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.520 We don't need to have paper if we don't, we 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.040 don't want to. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.480 We don't want to pay for that. Yeah, we don't 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:07.560 want Tom. 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.760 I don't think the birthday song is public domain. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.880 You can no, No, someone bought it. No, oh, really, someone. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.240 Owns the birthday sign. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:18.000 Bezos Musk. Who bought it? Bezos? Chad Bezos? 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:19.240 You know my favorite? 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.560 What I think we should start and what's I've been 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.120 doing for the past second. I want to say, like 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.400 five or six years, you just sing the end. The 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.840 whole song sucks like it's too long of a song. 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:28.560 That's true. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:39.880 You just go to you just say happy birdday two you. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:38.200 You just do that. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:39.680 You do that fifty times. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.520 That just costs US one hundred thousand dollars. I don't 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:44.240 like that, and I'm going to go out on a limit. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:45.200 Say I don't like that. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.400 Adam, I like it, Adham, you don't. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.880 No, I would never do that for you. You want 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:50.840 to see what I got you? 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:55.600 Oh fitness? What is that? Sporty and rich? I love 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:56.120 it dirty. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.160 It's coming at you, pal. It came to my house. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.680 He's got me a hat that says fitness on it. 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:07.600 He knows I'm a chubby fitness king and I appreciate that. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.360 Thank you. Body active chunk aaro, I'm an active chunk. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.240 That is huge. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:13.920 They called me active chunk. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.520 Whoa, Hey, Adam, is this something that used to happen 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.480 when we lived together? Like you would have your birthday 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.640 and you're the oldest out of out of me, you 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.880 and Blake, right, and you told me that like the 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:28.960 birthday owl comes and visits you in the evening and 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.880 gives you wisdom only on your birthday? 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.680 Did you get any wisdom? Is that the thing? Bro Am? 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.880 I like, am I making I might have said? 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.400 I might have made that up. Yeah, I feel like 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:42.640 I was smoking a lot of weed. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.840 I feel like it was like a really bad yeah, 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:49.240 a really bad, like fucking recurring joke that we just 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:49.880 went with. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:51.680 Yeah, every once a. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.520 Year, Yeah, he's here the birthday, all comes and gives 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.800 me and gives me wisdom. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.280 Right, And then you could that was the bit. 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:59.640 You couldn't tell me what the wisdom was because I 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.600 had a turned the age yet, so it. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.720 Was, yeah, you're not old enough. You were old enough. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.120 Along with age comes wizzo, along. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.280 With age comes whiz That was cool. 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.840 That's such a big brother move. Hey, Yeah, sorry, I 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:14.680 can't tell y'all you're not old enough yet. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.119 Yeah, And I never had a big brother, so, like 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.480 you know, that was cool for me. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:19.840 Adam is your brother. 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:21.680 Yeah, I guess I kind of am your big brother. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.040 I guess, yeah, I guess kind of. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.560 Yeah, you are big bro. That's huge. My big brother 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:28.800 was not my brother. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:29.359 Yeah, I am. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.679 I'm the I'm the oldest out of the three of 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.720 us because Blake, Kyle and myself we are the exact 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.879 same age. We graduated high school the same year, and 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:45.120 Endors is the oldest person that we know. And it's 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.359 cool to get wisdom. It's cool to have your grandfather 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:48.159 with you. 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:49.440 In the older state. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.359 It's been elder statesman, just to ask, like what it 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:53.679 was like in the old timing times and. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:18:02.640 Stuff before I just busted nuts of dust. Lordy wordy 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.600 getting close to thirty eight. 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.160 Yeah you are man, damn near fort damn near forty 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.680 Holy moly, wow Wow. 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.320 I've been thinking about this a lot lately though, Like 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.399 you have to tell you, it was like a thing 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:22.400 when we were coming up, Like selling out was goofy, 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.080 Like you didn't give up your art too, brands, because 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.520 then what would happen. Is what we live in today. 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.440 We're literally every single thing we see is a commercial. 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.480 We're all just walking commercials now. You tag your. 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:40.119 Shit brought to you by Tushy. This podcast is brought 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.119 to you by Manscape. 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.359 Yeah exactly. This friendship is brought to you by Liquid Ivan. 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:49.560 They're best buds, we promise. 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.600 But I was like, I mean, I feel like the 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:57.480 Internet started because we were also sick of watching commercials 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:01.320 in between TV shows, And now literally the Internet is 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:04.320 just commercials without you even knowing their commercial. 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:06.960 Oh dude, I was thinking about this today too because 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:10.400 I was watching Norms. Norm has a show on Netflix, 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.360 and he's always like, you want a red Bull? 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:17.679 Norm MacDonald rip didn't give him flowers, but he was. 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:20.040 He was giving out red Bulls. 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:21.800 He's like, you want something from the drink thing and 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:23.560 he's given out red Bulls and people are drinking red 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:27.040 Bulls on the screen. I'm like, yeah, product placement. And then 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.840 I pop back to like, I'm pretty sure our opening 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:35.600 shot of Workaholics, because of the relationship that Viacom had 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.600 with Red Bull, is a floating red Bull bull in 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:42.000 the pool like it is an endorse, like a commercial. 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:43.800 Is our first show that was on purpose? 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:44.440 Yeah? 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.720 But red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:48.880 was counter culture. 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:50.680 I don't think that was on purpose was it? That 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.040 was one thousand percent on purpose because they had a 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:56.359 deal with Viacom, And I was like, I got the shot. 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:58.240 Then I wouldn't have done the show. I'm out, I'm 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:00.840 a monster guy. I put it in there, then I walk. 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:03.280 I put it in there out Hey, Kyle. 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:04.720 And now I pass on the show, and I want 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:08.520 you to digitally a race show. 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:16.639 How come none of us have been on Sesame Street 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:17.760 or The Muppet Show. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:21.840 I think we might be a little dirte for for 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:22.480 their style. 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:24.760 Yeah, they don't. They got to oscar the ground so 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.520 they don't need another dirty dumpster diver. Like that's where 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:28.760 I'd want to go. I'd want to do a. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:32.399 Dirty dogs begin the scene with Grover. 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:33.680 Let's hang with the Crouch. 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.680 Yeah, I'm trying to kick it with my homies Burt 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.120 and Ernie. Are they gay together? I'll never tell. 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.119 I thought that they said they were. Didn't they just 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.760 announce that somebody's got I think they did. 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.000 Yeah, But when I'm there with them, like am I am? 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:48.080 I fucking all of them? 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:50.080 Oh? Are you? 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:53.000 They go back into the closet because of Adam. 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:56.200 Right, Hey, I don't know. I'll never tell. I'll never tell. 0:20:56.359 --> 0:20:59.560 He's the friend that they can't be themselves around, right. 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:02.680 I love that they're like. 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.480 Oh hey Adam, Yeah no, man, we love watching football 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:06.160 with you, dude. 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:07.200 It's freaking cool. 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:11.159 And not that gay people can't watch football gos, just 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:12.520 like I just don't judge us. 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.840 We could do like a cool curse word section with 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:16.080 Oscar the Grouch. 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:18.520 Oh yeah, that's I feel like that's our thing. 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:20.920 Yeah, that would be where we'd get on there is like. 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:22.440 Like what's the naughty words? 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:28.520 Fuck you, that's the count, don't say fun yea, go 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:34.840 fuck yourself. Snuffle up against the snuffle up against talk. Yeah, 0:21:34.960 --> 0:21:36.160 he had a real weird voice. 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:38.600 I feel like he was kind of like real. 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:41.040 He was hell sad. I don't think I liked him. 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:44.720 I was like, this guy's a loser. His eyelashes were weird, dude, 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:48.920 he was like depressing. We were on strike. We went 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:49.479 on strike. 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:52.040 We basically were on strike. 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:53.960 For a week, and Adam, thank you for coming to 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:58.639 our terms. Yeah, we do appreciate it. Thanks for being flexible. 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:01.840 We were to negotiated against me somehow. 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:03.879 I think both of us left the table a little angry, 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:05.720 which means both of us are happy. So it's a 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:06.440 good thing. 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:07.920 That's right, That is absolutely right. 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:10.600 I think we found the middle. Thanks, thank you. 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:11.480 We really did. 0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:15.040 What else anything else happened? Anything at all? So you 0:22:15.040 --> 0:22:17.000 guys at home. I'm only gonna be here for seven 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:21.960 more minutes. Is there the contract that's contractually that's the deal. 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:23.840 That's part of the deal that you guys came away with. 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:25.560 Mm hm doctor. 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:28.160 Well it's meal breaks we now get. We now get 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:29.280 meal breaks on the pod. 0:22:29.440 --> 0:22:31.840 Well, thank god, yeah, I feel like we've been snacking 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:32.359 on the pod? 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.960 Is this a meal break? There's got a payday right there? Yeah? 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:37.320 Oh ship, yeah he does. 0:22:37.440 --> 0:22:38.840 Oh payday. Damn. 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:40.920 That's the biggest payday I've ever seen. 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:43.159 Yeah, this is almost This is almost as big as 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:45.040 a it's a king size. 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:47.560 It's about the size of mine. What's happened? 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:48.840 Who's the well? 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.359 The wh who's wait? Do you you like paydays? Was 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:53.720 that a choice or was that a gift? 0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:56.840 Yeah? Choice, obviously niceydays? 0:22:57.000 --> 0:22:57.880 Yes, choice. 0:22:59.000 --> 0:23:01.199 I don't know. I feel like paydays is down the 0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:03.600 wrung on the candy bar hierarchy. 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:04.720 Well, it for sure is. 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:08.000 But I can see Drs durs is looking for an experience. 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:09.760 Want to go down that candy aisle. 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:14.040 He's looking. He's looking for something uh special. He's not 0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.239 going tried and true. He wants that. He wants that 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.240 weird off off ship or he's eating this. 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.400 Yeah, he wants a lot of nuts because we look, 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.920 we get snickers all the time, we get twigs all 0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:25.359 the time. 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:26.679 See here, I knew there. 0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:27.000 I knew. 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:27.800 There's a backstory. 0:23:27.840 --> 0:23:29.800 And sometimes you got to shake it up. And when's 0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:32.320 the last time you had a payday? Bro? All the time? 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:37.040 Every time I go to home depot? What but like, wait, 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:38.199 what you do? 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:42.240 You're true? Why is payday a specific home depot? True? 0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:44.520 I love getting pay days, bro, I love Payday's. 0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:47.480 Yeah, I need to know your home depot experience because. 0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:49.080 It does taste like saw dust a little bit. 0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:53.479 I just be inspired by this taste in the air. 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:55.680 It is kind of just like a thing of glue 0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:57.680 with sawdust wrapped around it. Yeah. 0:23:57.680 --> 0:24:00.359 I got no gripe with your choice, bro. My gripe 0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:02.920 is with your choice of size. That's too much payday 0:24:02.960 --> 0:24:03.880 in one in one. 0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:06.840 That's a lot of payday. Yeah, that's like a shock 0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:10.280 dick of a payday. That's a lot. That's a little greedy. 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:13.480 You know me, guys, I know Drs durs is gonna 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:17.040 want maybe a little leftover payday. Yeah, he's gonna want 0:24:17.080 --> 0:24:18.000 it tomorrow pay day. 0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:22.040 Gross, dude's gonna he's gonna fold it in half, all perfect, 0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:24.000 like uh huh payday for tomorrow. 0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:27.480 Yeah, you can't save a payday. You put a little 0:24:27.480 --> 0:24:29.760 coin in your purse. That's what That's what I call it. 0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:33.840 What do you mean you can't say it's the most 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:36.960 you can say. I bet that thing will look like 0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:38.720 a payday two thousand years. 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:39.960 Now you put it on a layaway. 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:43.480 When are paydays covered in chocolate or are they just 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:46.560 like peanuts glued together with like nougat or something. 0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:55.320 Blake Anderson has entered the chats. Thank you God. That's like, Hey, 0:24:55.840 --> 0:24:58.240 let's have we ever told the story about what happened 0:24:58.280 --> 0:25:01.720 on our hidden camera show? Remember? 0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:05.440 Oh we had a hidden camera show? How crazy is that? 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:10.840 We We were the Impractical Jokers before the Impractical Jokers? 0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:15.560 Thank you? Can we start some beef with the impractical Joker? 0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:19.560 I'm so so yeah, Hell yeah yourself. 0:25:19.640 --> 0:25:20.480 I'm so sorry. 0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:22.879 I want to be the other one. They rock, by 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:26.000 the way, Impractical Jokers rock. But get to the story. Yeah, 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.159 we've partied with them. They freaking rock, they know how 0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:29.800 to dance to. 0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:33.359 Them hips don't lie. We fucked those guys. 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:35.000 Uh. 0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:39.840 So we did a hidden camera show in Las Vegas, 0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:44.040 and we like had one scenario where we dressed up 0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:46.080 as people in a cult and we ordered a pizza 0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:48.480 and the whole thing was like deliveries and you would 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:50.560 come into the house. There's cameras everywhere, and you'd come 0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.119 into like a crazy situation, and we were the crazy situation. 0:25:53.200 --> 0:25:56.959 We're in Las Vegas, yes, yes, yes, in BF Las Vegas, 0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:57.600 not on the strip. 0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:00.000 We were like on the outer skirts of Las Vegas. 0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:04.119 We actually shot that show in the house, the house 0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:09.520 that's from from Casino that lived in Ye Small world. 0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:11.639 Yeah, a lot of come on those carpets. 0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:13.040 It was covered in just very crusty. 0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:15.800 We were dressed as a cult and when the person 0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:17.840 came in, we had we tried to like lure them 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:22.280 into our like ritual that we're doing right. And this 0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:26.840 fucking enormous biker comes in and he does not look 0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:29.760 like he's fucking around. But one of the other people 0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:32.200 in this group was like, yeah, come on in, come 0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:34.639 on back here, and we were all like get and 0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:37.119 he was like, what's going on here? And she starts 0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:39.840 kind of spelling out what our cult is and then 0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:44.520 the guy goes, I get it. I understand. I've lived 0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:47.280 a thousand lives and I keep coming back to kill 0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:49.480 a woman named Catherine, and. 0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:52.800 We all and she was he was dead serious. 0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:58.000 Dead serious, he he was. He like thought he found us. 0:26:58.720 --> 0:26:59.880 It was a trick. 0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:01.640 We are kindred spirits. 0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:04.640 And he's a pizza delivery guy who was like in 0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:05.520 his fifties. 0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:07.840 Yeah, grizzled, like a biker looking guy. 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:12.679 Scary, yeah, tough looking guy, absolutely insane. 0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:14.960 Yeah, and then we had to be like. 0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.000 Oh, yeah, well, uh here hold this and say blah 0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:19.520 blah blah blah to the God of whatever. 0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.360 Yeah, and so we're like punking him and because he's 0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.280 on the hidden camera show and then we have to. 0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:25.800 Say, well, here's the tip. 0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.919 Right, you're on special Delivery, a hidden camera show on 0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:31.000 my Space TV. 0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:34.840 No, the guy has just admitted to like murders, murders. 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.480 Yeah, he said he had killed people before, and he 0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:41.359 keeps coming back and he like described how he was 0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:43.040 like a little boy and we were like. 0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:46.800 Oh, huh okay, what and yeah, it was one of 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.320 those ones when you're looking in his eyes and it's 0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:52.040 only truth there, Like this guy, you knew you were 0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:54.680 in a room with Satan. 0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:58.879 And when and when we said that line about this 0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:03.880 show on MySpace, his face starts darting around like what, no, 0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:08.119 he made a noise? He went right right ryeah, And 0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:10.520 he looks around at all of us and we're like hah, 0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:15.320 like jazz hands, and then like producers start coming out, 0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:18.560 and then he starts steaming and he starts yelling at 0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:21.040 people and he says, I'm gonna go get my AK 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.440 forty seven and when I come back, I'm gonna murder 0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.400 or can't shoot everyone here. And then he just took 0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:31.679 off on his motorcycle in a Jeep motorcycle. Right, I 0:28:31.680 --> 0:28:32.200 think it was. 0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.280 A motorcycle, which was an insane way to deliver a 0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:36.360 pizza to you. 0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:38.400 Yeah, you're gonna judge him on math. He seems like 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:42.280 it would get cold. He was really cool. He seemed cool. 0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.520 But who does that? Yeah it did. 0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:46.520 The pizza got a little cold. 0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.280 I feel like the pizza would get really cold really 0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:50.600 fast on a motorcycle. 0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.760 Yeah, well it's in the bag, but you know, yeah, right. 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:56.200 And I don't even know if we wrapped. I think 0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:57.960 we were like, yeah, we're gonna get the fuck out 0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:00.360 of here. We're done. All the producers were like, might 0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:02.560 look we would I was running a jump in and 0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:04.640 be like, were you to do? 0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:04.800 What? 0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:07.600 I know? And there was no security. It's not like 0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:10.040 we had the actual security, you know what I mean. 0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:12.400 It's not like there was like we should have hired 0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:15.600 one person, one just big guy to be security. 0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:17.880 Someone with a gun, right, a shack, one shack. 0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.120 One seven foot tall man. 0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:23.880 One Kimbo's life, Yeah, Timbo. 0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.880 I went and saw Metallica last night, which was kind 0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:29.440 of a dream. 0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:30.200 Yeah. 0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:33.320 Yeah, I was kind of a dream concert and uh 0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:39.200 awesome opening bands, Rete Van Vliet, Cage the Elephant. Didn't 0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:40.720 see either of them. 0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:42.080 Cage is the Elephant? 0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.280 Hm, wow, didn't see either. 0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:48.040 Not sure I could sign off on that for the Elephant, 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:49.560 right yeah right? 0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:52.720 Conceptually yeah, yes, yes, yes, they're a band though they're 0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:53.160 just a band. 0:29:53.240 --> 0:29:56.760 Yeah. And by the way, how do you eat an elephant? One? 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:57.520 The time. 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.360 Into the pleasure is ours and what we're talking about. 0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.000 But I got to we we you know, it's hard 0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:09.080 to get there for an opening the opening acts it started. 0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:12.280 It started at seven o'clock. I had to work yesterday. 0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:14.920 I had to work on a Saturday. Would sucked. So 0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:20.040 we barely got home in time to you know, to 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:23.440 make the turnaround to go see guys. Greta van Vliet 0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:26.680 fucking rules. I wanted to see them badly, and so 0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:28.200 does Cage the Elephant, So I was excited. 0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:32.480 Greta a person? Or is that this like a weird 0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.040 name of I think? I think that's the little girl. 0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:39.800 Isn't that the that's the little girl who does the the. 0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:43.480 Yeah, isn't that the girl who's into No, that's credit. No, 0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:44.440 you just. 0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:49.040 Really wanted to see her talk about global warming climate. Yeah, 0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:53.040 this is despicable. These lights the wind Para takes to 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:55.520 light the stadium must stop. 0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:59.080 I think it's pretty cool and progressive for Metallica to 0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:00.040 have her right. 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:04.160 Before, like give me fuel, give me fire, and speaking 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:09.720 of fossil fuels, cut in the fuel, no more fire, 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:15.000 kill them all, kill them all, Well, funny you should say, 0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.240 kill them all because the climate. 0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:20.240 It will all die. The icebergs melt. 0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:24.400 Sleep with one eye opened because ice have to sleep, 0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:29.920 because ozons melted, because the freaking the amount of UV 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:35.640 Rays getting through is absolutely funny. Everybody's like, fucking Lars 0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:42.000 called this chicken. There's really into it, freaking Lars. Freaking Lars. 0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:45.280 Well, that's fucking dude. I mean, holy ship, Metallica goold 0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:49.200 like one of the greatest bands of all freaking time, dude. 0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.760 Very cool, Uh, very cool. 0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:54.480 I went with our manager Isaac and that was awesome. 0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:55.360 He was having a great time. 0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:56.520 Oh yeah, punk rock. 0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.800 But then also I went with Chloe and then Nina 0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:05.640 dorev Hick and her friend Erica. Nina's in the movie 0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:08.479 with me in the Outlaws, And uh, none of these 0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:12.000 girls knew Metallica, not even like one song. They were 0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:15.440 just like, whoa, okay, not even one, not even like 0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.920 one song. It was like finally at the very end 0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:20.640 they played like Antra Sandman or some shit, and they 0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:21.880 were like, Okay, I kind of. 0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:24.560 Know this one. Yeah, du yeah crazy. 0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:26.680 I feel like, if you've ever been to a carnival, 0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:29.280 you've heard Metallica, Like I feel like that's the first time. 0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:31.720 That is a good point. Yea, every time I'm going 0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:32.880 to a carnival, dude. 0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:35.720 I have a very specific memory of being on the 0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:38.760 tilta World and the dude playing Metallica and I'm being like, 0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:39.920 what is this band? 0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:40.840 Holy shit? 0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:46.040 Do you remember at the Camden Martinique. 0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:48.120 Where we used to live in Coast to Mesa. 0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:51.160 And Coast to Mesa and I had the I had 0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.640 a giant poster of James Dean in my bathroom. 0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:56.800 Oh cool, dude, Holly was just because I think I 0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:58.520 went to like Hot Topic and bought a bunch of 0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:01.960 boss and then people like I don't know, we had 0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:05.440 like some it was like a theater thing came over 0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:08.040 to my house and like all the gay dudes in 0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:09.880 our in the like the theater group were like. 0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:11.840 Oh, I didn't know, you're good dude. I'm like, I'm 0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:14.160 not a what like James Dean. 0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:17.280 He's like a gay icon and they were like, whoa right, 0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:19.760 Like he's a gay icon and you have it like 0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:21.800 it was like over it was like basically over my bed. 0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.320 It was right there. I didn't know. I didn't know. 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.080 It's okay, I'm with it. 0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:28.560 Fast forward to a little I didn't know that. 0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.400 I didn't know that I should have just had that 0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:32.160 and like Wizard of Oshi about my bed. 0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:35.120 Yeah, I knew about Wizard of and little Little nas 0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:39.440 X well early early nas early. 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.640 Nazas when he was like nine. It's super weird that 0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:46.760 I have it over my bed. Kid is done, yeah, 0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:55.400 because he's so much younger than me. I did do 0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:59.120 a thing with uh Fozzy Bear and uh miss Piggy. 0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:01.600 Weird old stuff. They're cool. 0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:04.000 What do you mean that's on the Muppets, right yeah, 0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:06.400 Muppets okay, but not Sesame Street. 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.240 There is a line there, right, Yeah. 0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:11.840 There isn't a line totally because you know who crosses 0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:17.359 the line, Hermit frogs on both good point Blake. 0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:20.839 But Kermit was like a guesst fucking shuts it down. 0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:23.480 I feel like Kermit was a guest on Sesame Street. 0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:25.480 Like he's not a part of the fucking cast. He 0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:28.160 was like a guest. I'm just being real, Kit. 0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:31.640 Kermit was very in there. He was like the news reporter, 0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:34.200 be like, Kermit the Frog here reporting line. 0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:36.280 I don't think that's Sesame Street? Is that Sesame Street? 0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.080 He just relax, Kyle. He just wanted to do his impression. 0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:40.799 He just needed but you can do it more, do 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:41.880 it again? What did it sound like? 0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:42.320 Go ahead? 0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:44.720 I can't. Well, this is Kermit by Frog. 0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:47.440 He're reporting live from the Pond. 0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:49.960 From the Pond exactly. 0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:52.720 That's pretty good. That was honest. 0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:54.360 You know, Brian Henson person. 0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:59.960 Better admittedly doing when I did that thing with Fozzy, 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:03.560 and I think it was Miss Piggy. Like the people 0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:07.319 that the puppeteers were so fucking cool. 0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:11.600 Of course they're cool. 0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:15.280 They were all like seventy years old, just like hilarious 0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:21.799 older guys that yeah, oh broo, yeah, you can tell 0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:25.680 that they like were just acid heads back in the day. 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.160 These guys, I'm like, oh, they were just funny as 0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:28.879 hell and cool. 0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:31.000 I'm like, man, what a cool gig that they've had 0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:32.080 for fifty years. 0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:32.640 Man. 0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.160 One of the coolest things I did while I was 0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:38.520 in Atlanta shooting Woke season two coming soon next year, 0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:42.800 was go to the the Puppetry Center, like the museum, 0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:45.600 and they have a whole wings dedicated to Jim Henson 0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:48.279 and they have all these photos from like the seventies 0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:50.799 where it's them like coming up with the show and 0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:52.880 it's just like behind the scenes. So it's just like 0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:56.520 all these hippie bros with their hands up, puppets asses 0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.840 just standing there. But it's like, yeah, dude, man, what 0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:00.280 a cool time? 0:36:00.440 --> 0:36:04.600 Did you say puppet bros. Puppet brosy, what do you 0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:08.200 I thought you know. I can't stand fucking puppet bros. 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:14.600 Let's just the fucking puppet puppet bros or ruining puppetry. 0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:16.759 Everyone's gotta be a fucking puppet bro. 0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:20.160 Now it used to be puppet artists and now it's 0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.920 puppet bros. They get into the whole thing for the 0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:23.680 wrong reason. 0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:25.240 Frank Anchors changed everything. 0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:28.600 They scream, let's go before every. 0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:31.200 Time weights to their puppets. 0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:34.200 We're getting a little shoulder workout. 0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:40.840 It's just in their lat It drives places to these people. 0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:47.000 Let's could you imagine Jim Henson just with two weighted puppets, 0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:47.279 Like you. 0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:49.920 Know, these fucking puppet bros. They stick their hand them 0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:53.399 there and they don't even ask permission. Why is there 0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.520 a museum of puppetry in Atlanta? 0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:58.960 Is Jim Henson from Atlanta? 0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:01.319 I don't think he is. 0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:03.560 Actually, that was like the weird part of it is. 0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:05.760 No, there's one up in Seattle too, though I remember 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:06.920 seeing it up in Seattle. 0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:09.640 My follow up question is why is there a puppetry 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:12.279 museum in Seattle? Well, I just I think it was 0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:15.000 just coming through when I saw it. Up there, Okay, 0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:17.000 an exhibit because I saw it in la when it 0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:19.240 was at the Getty. Well, yeah, I think it moves 0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.920 like I saw like Beaker, and I saw the puppets 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:23.040 as well. It was very cool. 0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:26.000 Well, this museum is a permanent installment in Atlanta. 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:27.000 It's very cool. 0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:29.839 It's just one wing of it is dedicated to Jim 0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:32.640 Henson and they have a ton of like sick relics. 0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.920 But then the other wing is like puppets throughout history 0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.919 and of the world, and those are mad interesting too. 0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:42.080 But there must be a huge puppet market down there 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.080 and something that's probably in its. 0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:47.160 Roots a lot of puppet bros. Yeah, Hotlanta, I don't 0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:47.520 doubt it. 0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:49.759 That's cool. 0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:53.560 The puppet bro scene is totally as Kyle would say, 0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:55.080 vibro in Atlanta. 0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:59.440 It's just like lifted trucks and freaking just lots of 0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:02.640 fel just tons of felt in google eyes. 0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:06.760 Puppet nuts. Huh yeah, lifted trucks and puppet nuts. 0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:10.680 Right bro. I love your Gonzo. 0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:15.400 Gonzo was sick too. I'd love to do a scene 0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:15.960 with Gonzo. 0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.480 Yeah, oh yeah, Oh my god, I'd love to do 0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:23.000 a scene. Oh so what is your you go to 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:24.759 a movie. What is your go to. 0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:26.000 Went to a movie today? 0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.920 What I feel like that is the one where you 0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:30.880 you always kind of picked the same thing because I 0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:31.759 get the same. 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:33.880 Oh yeah, I got for sure. 0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:34.959 Yeah I don't. 0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:37.960 I don't like to eat at the movies. But you snack? 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:38.560 You snack? 0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.120 Correct, What do you mean nothing, I wouldn't. 0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:42.600 I don't like to. You're not snacking. I will say this, 0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:46.640 I have, but I don't. I definitely don't get a 0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:48.239 drink because and then you got to take a piss 0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:49.560 and you're sitting there for the last twenty minutes in 0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:53.160 the movie and you're just like go and then it's 0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.080 fine if you miss you know when to leave? Yeah 0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:57.040 you know? No, no, no, there is a website that 0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:58.880 tells you, like when to go to the bathroom. You 0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.719 guys know about that. Really, it's like, if you go 0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:03.279 right now, you can feel it out. I don't want to. 0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:06.400 I want to give myself to the experience, all right. 0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:09.319 I don't like getting the popcorn butter on my finger. 0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.920 It's just it's too messy. You've already touched, bro. If 0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:14.960 you're in a public movie theater, the dirtiest place in 0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:16.600 the world, your feet are sticking. 0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:20.879 Okay, I like this lesson last the more you were 0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:22.480 just like, I gave myself the experience. 0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:23.440 I'd co signed it. 0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:26.480 Really, that's the dumbest thing I've said so far. Oh 0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:28.600 oh wait, hey, well it gives himself to the experience. 0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:28.960 Okay. 0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:31.880 I mean, you know, you want to just really concentrate 0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:33.160 on whatever movie you're watching. 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:34.719 Okay, sure, but that's it. 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:38.000 I don't want to be chewing and like chewing. 0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:41.560 Yeah, if you get sour patch kids, yeah, blake, what 0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:43.879 do you mean chewing? You have to chew your food. 0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:46.680 Good luck chewing a whopper and having no one know 0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:53.440 about it. Wrinkle crinkle, Yeah, I don't know. But what 0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:54.200 do your guys go to? 0:39:54.320 --> 0:40:01.560 Go ahead, I get a medium sized soda. It's half 0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:04.080 uh doctor pepper, half Coke. 0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:06.120 Zero, and there we go. That's my guy. 0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:10.719 Fuck with that crushed ice, small popcorn and large one 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:14.279 of those very expensive to sawny waters, just to have it, 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:15.280 just to treat myself. 0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:18.359 You get soda, wash your hands, you pour it over 0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:20.040 your hands during tons of liquid. 0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:25.200 I double down and I pissed three times throughout the movie. 0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:27.760 If it's an eighty minute movie, I'm pissing three times. 0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:29.080 I'm pissing so much. 0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.319 I'm not worried about the peepee during the movie. I'll 0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:35.080 just run out pee come back. Yeah, it's not a 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:35.480 big deal. 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:39.800 That's these are way too expensive to be missing even 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:41.240 a second of the fuck. 0:40:41.160 --> 0:40:43.400 Right, And if you run into a front of the bathroom, 0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.440 oh yeah, and then your chit chat or if you 0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:48.880 have to rub one out, what's happened? You should we 0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:50.799 go outside into a selfie next to the stand up. 0:40:50.840 --> 0:40:52.200 I mean, like these things you can't. 0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:55.560 Yeah, sure, the peepee turns into a poopoo and the 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.120 next thing we're in there for. 0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.399 A while, we'll see the poopoo could come out during 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:01.400 the movie anyways, in which case you would have to 0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:02.920 go take care of it. You can't just hold in 0:41:02.960 --> 0:41:03.479 the poo poo. 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:05.320 You can, I can hold it a poop poo. 0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:06.200 I can't. 0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:08.719 I can't. I have to. 0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:10.200 I feel like, no, I feel like I have to 0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:10.879 hold in the poop. 0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:12.600 You can't hold it a poop poo. I can hold 0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:13.880 that way longer than a peepee. 0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.200 Me too, really, No, if I have to poo poo 0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:17.759 a thousand hours ago, poo poo. 0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:18.520 Yeah. 0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:20.960 Wait, you guys are better at holding poop in than pepe. 0:41:21.080 --> 0:41:24.560 Absolutely, dude, it's so much easier to hold a poop 0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:25.040 poo in than a. 0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:29.360 Peep because because the poopoo just backs up the peepee, 0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:33.160 there's nowhere it can't go anywhere. The bladder's fall. Yeah, 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:36.879 you don't drink coffee. This is true. Coffee, that is true. 0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:38.200 I drink a lot of coffee. 0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.880 Coffee, and you can hold your poopoos more than your peepe's. 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:46.200 You should see it. I would love to. I can 0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:48.439 hold my poopoo for days if I had to. 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:51.480 Excuse dude, that seems like that's unhealthy. 0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:55.399 That's you're backed up, bud. You got to clean out 0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:56.000 them pipes. 0:41:56.480 --> 0:42:01.200 It is unhealthy. And I don't practice anymore. That practice 0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:02.480 practicing holder. 0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.080 We're talking about practice? Oh yeah, did we talk about 0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.480 this once upon a time? Did you used to see 0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:08.040 how long you could go without shipping or was that 0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:12.720 one of your home That's not I did have, Sorry, bro, No, 0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:14.040 that's not me. 0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:17.160 If anything, I think the more fun thing would be 0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:19.200 like how many ships did you take today? 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.000 Well, it's not it's that's not a challenge as much 0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:24.719 as it is fun. Are we talking about a challenge? 0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:27.759 Yeah, It's a fun thing to do with friends, you know, 0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:29.160 like a fun like game. 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.279 To play with Did you poop again? Yeah? Me too? 0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:35.040 Bathroom up today. 0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:37.839 This day is the legendary. Let's live stream. 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:44.239 It so much, so much chilly chili and coffee all 0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:44.799 day long. 0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.399 Did that TikTok? Don't take a ship challenge. That's gonna 0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:50.480 be hot. 0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:53.759 But you have to dance. You have to dance. 0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:56.120 You have to dance. You have to do like weird 0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:57.839 claps and jiggles with your hand. 0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:02.759 It's so good. I claps and jiggles with your cheek. 0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:07.720 I'm gonna put out one of those uh skinny ways, 0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:10.240 pretty face and a big bass, and I'm just gonna 0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:12.319 clap my butt cheeks in front of the camera. I'm 0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:15.799 gonna do one of those. Dude, I could get it. 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:17.480 I think maybe we got to do one for that 0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:19.400 butt challenge that we had to each other back in 0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:22.560 the day. Yeah, if you're just joining us now, and 0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:24.040 we said who had the best, But I think we 0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:25.479 gotta do the skinny ways. 0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:29.160 Pretty Face universally was known as me. 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:31.160 I feel well, that's not what I said. 0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:31.800 Pretty Universal. 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.600 Now that we're on YouTube, I feel like we could 0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:35.919 really get straight to the source. 0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:45.520 If we ever have guests on this is important. We 0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.160 have to have the most important guests. 0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:51.960 And by that you mean Joe Biden. 0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:54.880 No, I mean yeah. 0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:55.840 Yeah, I got you. I'm with you. 0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:57.640 Well, then we would be kind of that's kind of 0:43:57.640 --> 0:44:00.400 what Tosh point oh did. If we could shout out 0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:01.879 to our brother in arms. 0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:04.920 Let's give him flowers, right, let's give Tosh some flowers. 0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:08.319 Did we come on after Tosh ever, we'll call it yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:11.560 we did. We would do that absolutely, yeah, yeah that 0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:14.080 he was a great, great lead in Yes, he was. 0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:15.600 We would hold his audience. 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:19.600 We did. Let's be clear, though, plenty of other shows 0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:22.919 had viral video like concepts where it's like, let's watch 0:44:22.960 --> 0:44:27.880 this and ridiculousness much I know, but he actually he 0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:30.759 actually added to it, like he makes it better, you 0:44:30.760 --> 0:44:33.399 know what I mean? Yeah, right right. I can't say 0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:34.840 the same for the rest of those shows. 0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:36.359 Okay, dang bro. 0:44:36.719 --> 0:44:39.239 Right, Tosh was very funny. I'm not saying I won't. 0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:40.000 I'm saying I can't. 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:41.600 He physically can't. 0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:43.919 Didn't. They have the surfer on and that was cool? 0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:45.200 What that guy? Yeah? 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:46.040 Guy? 0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:50.759 And then he just and then drop right in. 0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:54.719 Well, now that we're so deep into internet culture, there 0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:57.720 are so many great videos from the past and present 0:44:57.719 --> 0:44:59.920 and they just coming. I love the Internet. 0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:03.320 It rocks. Yeah, you can't be it. Love you content. 0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:06.319 Did you guys see this thing on the internet? This 0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:11.280 content of Cardi B. And she's being interviewed by Jimmy 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:16.319 Fallon and Jimmy Fallon goes, what is if it's up 0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:17.120 and it's stuck? 0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:18.880 What does that mean? What is up and stuck? 0:45:19.000 --> 0:45:19.120 Oh? 0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:20.200 I didn't click on that. 0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:23.640 Yeah, And she goes, well, you know when you poop 0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:25.919 and and it won't come out. 0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:28.240 Yeah, uh huh, yes, I'm listening. 0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:31.840 Then it's up and it's stuck. And Jimmy Fallon's face 0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:37.120 was just like diary. I mean, it was like, is 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:38.799 that what she's talking about the song? 0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:39.520 Evidently? 0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:41.759 And if and if that is true, First of all, 0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:43.959 funniest thing in the world that she's just talking about 0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:46.120 constipation in a song. 0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:48.120 But it's like also so funny. 0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:50.600 That like people around the world are like in the 0:45:50.600 --> 0:45:53.040 club like shaking their ass two. 0:45:53.080 --> 0:45:55.280 When it's up and it's and it's stuff. 0:45:55.400 --> 0:45:57.759 I thought you were saying, when it's up, then it's up, 0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:58.600 Then it's up. 0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:01.680 I don't know. This is what the video said. 0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:02.239 Man, I don't know. 0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:02.600 I don't know. 0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:04.520 I don't even know what song that is. But I 0:46:04.520 --> 0:46:06.239 would say, like when it's up and it stuck, it's 0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:07.800 like when you got a boner and it just won't 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:10.120 go down. Sure, then you put it in your belt. Luke, 0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:11.000 here comes Cardi b. 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.600 Yeah, but then why is Cardi b rapping about that? 0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:15.400 She she doesn't have a boner because she's here to 0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:16.719 take care of it. Oh, she's going to take care 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:18.920 of the boner, all right, Yeah, I hope. 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:23.760 I assume so for her. Whoever, what's whatever? I don't know. Quavo, yeah, 0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:29.360 Quavo on don't off very up and down. Yeah, But 0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:32.960 she's the one saying this, right, she's interpreting her own song. 0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:37.520 That's what she interpreted it to Jimmy Fallon, sais about constipation? 0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:38.920 Well she? 0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:41.319 I mean, I'm assuming she wrote it with those with 0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:44.480 those lyrics. I don't think there was a ghostwriter writing 0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:45.839 about constipation for her. 0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:48.560 That seems like, yeah, but there might be a ghostwriter 0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:50.960 at Jimmy Fallon, who's like, hey, it'd be funny to 0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.080 say this, right, true? True. 0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:56.080 I don't know if if they're if they're pitching shit 0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:57.680 jokes on Jimmy Fallon. 0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.920 They're like, hey, do you want to do this? This 0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:02.960 could be funny. She's like, okay, cool, that is funny. 0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:05.359 It's a disgusting I do see that. Like if you're 0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:07.600 not a comedian, like you come in, they're like, hey, 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:10.120 do you have any stories? And we have stories and 0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:11.400 like they go great. 0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.359 So many stories. God damn our story card. 0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:17.439 B oh gosh. Which, by the way, Okay, Blake, let's 0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:20.400 what's up, Blake? I was on Ellen? I did the 0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:25.800 Ellen Show. Let's give you your flowers? Who I've always 0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:28.000 thought you were funny and you deserve to go on Ellen? 0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:29.560 How was it? It was terrible? 0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:37.319 Okay, I am honestly talking about substances. 0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:40.120 I am about to fucking fall off the wagon. 0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:45.319 Take a take a meloton that's a sleeping answer, yeah, and. 0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.280 Hans her sleep and ancer? 0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:50.200 Should we take five? Should we just take a little 0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:50.759 break here? 0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.320 And I mean we all know that what I what 0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.200 I say, sipping on every night, which is a z 0:47:56.880 --> 0:47:57.680 a zequil. 0:47:58.239 --> 0:48:01.240 You're still doing this, Oh boy, A cup of zequill 0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:02.840 mixed with some soda water. 0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:04.360 Do not try this at home. 0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:07.160 It's my night night. I have it every night. 0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:09.960 This is thirty eight. Are you gonna make it to forty? 0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:12.120 Come on you still, dude, Adam, hold on no, because 0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:13.480 this is crazy. 0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:16.960 This is thirty eight. Fucking look at me, dude. 0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:20.040 I'm worried about the inside, not the outside. Outside is great, 0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:20.920 very kissable. 0:48:20.960 --> 0:48:21.239 Thank you. 0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:21.799 Tell me again? 0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:23.839 What the what the concoction is? It's been a while 0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:25.120 since we ran down this, I think. 0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:26.160 Okay, it is. 0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:27.920 It is a disgusting happening. 0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:30.920 It is ze quill, the purple flavor. 0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:33.560 You know, so z quill is where you're asking your 0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:34.719 liver to work overtime. 0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:36.760 It's not niquill. It's not niquil. 0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.920 Yeah, okay, And it's non habit for me, although I 0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:41.000 do have it every night. 0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.000 So I've got down to a sign. 0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:46.360 Yeah, although I can't go to sleep unless I have it, okay. 0:48:46.560 --> 0:48:48.520 And so that I put I put it in a 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:52.719 like a candle of quaw over ice, you know, like 0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:55.680 a lemon, the quaw over ice, and I mix it 0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:58.040 together and every once in a while pull O vodka 0:48:58.120 --> 0:48:58.319 in it. 0:48:58.400 --> 0:48:58.560 You know. 0:48:59.200 --> 0:49:02.760 You know that's lean. You're just drinking lean. 0:49:03.040 --> 0:49:07.319 Yeah, you're you're purely making like homemade like moonshine lean. 0:49:07.600 --> 0:49:08.279 That's not lean. 0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:11.799 It's not lean. It's a softened lean. It's it's like 0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:13.399 over the counter lean. 0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:15.319 Right, it's a little slant. 0:49:15.239 --> 0:49:17.360 Because you can't get lean over the counter anymore. 0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:19.160 Can't get lean over the counter. 0:49:19.480 --> 0:49:22.319 But the ze quill But I bet you the the 0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:24.439 product that's in it, though, is just named something else 0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:26.839 and got a different distribution channel, dude. 0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:29.279 And I'm not I'm not like, I'm not drinking half 0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:31.759 a bottle. I'm doing what the amount that they say 0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:33.959 to do, the one scoop. 0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:36.320 If you're sick, it's it's supposed to No, no, No. 0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:38.360 Ze quill isn't is just for sleeping. 0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:40.279 Quis a sleep aid o. 0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:44.000 Nike will is if you're sick. And I've tried that too, 0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:46.680 believe me, and it's it sound as good. The Zeque's 0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:48.880 actually pretty tasty. 0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:51.560 Sorry, just adam. You can drink an entire bottle of 0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:54.200 that stuff and it just does not kick in. Well, 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:57.560 what's you say, vodka sometimes? Is that real, ma'am? Or 0:49:57.600 --> 0:50:00.239 are you hitting the vodka every night? No, it's every time, No, 0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.440 it's not every time. Yeah, that's what I want to know, 0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:03.200 I want to discern this. 0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:04.120 It's not every time. 0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:05.040 This is not every time. 0:50:05.719 --> 0:50:06.279 Not every time. 0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:08.640 I mean, this guy goes to Metallica shows, dude, of 0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:10.080 course he's going for it. 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:10.799 It's not every time. 0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:13.000 So tonight what I'm doing because you know, I gotta 0:50:13.040 --> 0:50:14.680 wake up at five am tomorrow right. 0:50:14.800 --> 0:50:17.600 For work, six or seven of these things. Oh my god, 0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:18.799 how are you going to get up? 0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:21.360 That's why I'm gonna take the melatonin, because I gotta 0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:22.200 fucking get down. 0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:23.759 Oh my god, Oh my god. 0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.200 Yeah, we gotta, we gotta hit our z's mean, kai guy, 0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:28.359 I gotta go night night. We're on the East Coast 0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:28.960 for real. 0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:31.200 Yeah, but aren't you worried about getting up into how 0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:34.120 you feel in the morning when he's sluggish because there's coffee? 0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:36.279 No, no, no, And I am drinking a lot of 0:50:36.280 --> 0:50:37.200 coffee in the morning. 0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:39.359 Oh my god, your poor body is Like. 0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:42.560 What I do? Is I exactly? I wake up, I 0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:44.160 have a pre brew pot. 0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:46.920 I just hit the little button, I take my shower, 0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:49.680 I chug one cup of coffee. Then I have three 0:50:50.040 --> 0:50:54.560 venty iced Starbucks until lunchtime. 0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:57.200 Then I have lunch. 0:50:57.440 --> 0:51:01.600 Then I have a red Bull mixed with a Lacroix. 0:51:01.880 --> 0:51:05.439 That's my afternoon, go juice, and then usually maybe two 0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:08.360 diet cokes to round out the day. And then I 0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:08.920 come home. 0:51:09.200 --> 0:51:12.080 You still have fucking diet cokes. You're still doing that. 0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:14.080 I can't do a diet coke. I'll get a heart burned. 0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:16.840 Your heart must look like Freddy Krueger's face. 0:51:17.040 --> 0:51:19.560 And then I come home. Then I take pre workout, 0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:21.600 Then I work out, learn my lines? 0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.520 Uh, you do pre workout at night? Pre workout is 0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:25.360 what's the what's that? 0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:29.040 After I go home, it's caffeine. And then I do that. 0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:32.759 I work out and then usually like learn my lines 0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:34.560 while on the bike or whatever whatever I have to 0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:35.480 memorize for the day. 0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:38.920 And then and then you know, take my lane, right, 0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:40.640 take my night night and go to bed. 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:44.240 That is so much caffeine. Why don't you skip skip 0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:47.320 the skip the workout, the pre workout when that felt 0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:48.360 like one you could get rid of. 0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:50.759 But because then I won't go work out, like I don't. 0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:53.360 I just don't have the energy after you know, after 0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:54.360 working and all them. 0:51:54.360 --> 0:51:56.200 Are you sure you don't have the energy? Are you 0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.120 sure after all the the potions? 0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:00.839 Yeah? And I don't do it. I know I do. 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:02.040 I do do it every day. 0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:04.480 Are you sure you actually don't have the energy? That's 0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:07.600 my question, because I know, Bro, you fucking go. You 0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:10.480 don't need this ship. You're a divine, divine run at 0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:11.880 a high octane no matter. 0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:14.920 Do Bro, Yeah, we do, Thank you, thank you? And 0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:15.920 this is how this is it. 0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.240 This is how it would work on me an intervention 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:20.279 with just a lot of compliments being like, I know 0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:20.759 I do. 0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:22.439 You're good, You're good. 0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.040 You don't need it, but no, I do. 0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:28.600 And then you kind of dodge it. But I'm gonna 0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:29.080 keep doing it. 0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:31.480 Well, gotta keep doing You don't, though, Bro, you don't. 0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:33.440 I mean, I know, I'm on the grind too. It's 0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:37.200 fucking tiring. I get it, Bro, I get it. Kyle, 0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:40.040 you're working out, No, but I mean this whole fucking 0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:43.799 wake up kind of life, Yeah, wake wake up. 0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:50.280 What Kyle means by the grind, he means he's waking up. Yeah. 0:52:51.320 --> 0:52:53.279 Instead of like trying to make like a really good 0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:55.680 movie for like the next movie that we do together, 0:52:56.080 --> 0:52:59.000 besides the work alics movie we should do, we should 0:52:59.080 --> 0:53:01.719 just get a hold of like sci Fi channel and go, hey, 0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:07.240 we'll make your fucking silly little Sharknado disaster disaster movies, 0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.759 because that seems so damn fun to do. 0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:12.719 I mean, the Sharknado movies get like fucking twenty million 0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:13.360 people watching it. 0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:14.160 Absolutely. 0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:18.360 Hey, maybe wait too, what about fucking let's make kroctpus? 0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:20.480 What's croctpus? 0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:25.040 Is that an eight arm alligators connected together? Eight crocodiles? Kroctopus? 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:27.840 Bro let's go, are you coming up with that right now? 0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:31.200 Right now? Yeah, you just came up with croctopus. That's 0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:35.080 right now, that's it. Are you fucking serious, ractile? Oh no, no, 0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:36.600 hang on a second, hang on, I want to. 0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:40.680 The bottle Kyle that would sell in the room. Dude, 0:53:40.760 --> 0:53:42.320 if you, if you, if we went. 0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:45.480 To I just you just made that up. Bullshit. I 0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:48.319 just made that up. Bullshitt. Believe what do you want 0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:49.480 me to swear on? What do you want me to 0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:51.880 swear on anything? What do you have around you? Fucking 0:53:51.880 --> 0:53:53.319 cup of coffee? Swear on it? 0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:54.960 I mean, we could do this all day and we 0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:56.600 can sell this in the room. 0:53:57.160 --> 0:54:00.520 I love kroctopus, bro, let's do it. Are you seeing 0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.480 it as something like eight. 0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:06.919 Head volcano volcano beaver and it's just a volcano that. 0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:08.160 Gesture roughs beavers. 0:54:08.640 --> 0:54:10.839 Wait, adam hanging onto the bottom of this, did you 0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:18.200 just make that up? No way, volcan, There's no fucking way. 0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:19.280 Volcane beaver. 0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:22.799 You guys got together before this and hey, I got 0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:23.560 one hurricant. 0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:28.080 You tried to be mad. 0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:32.120 That's guess what sold in the room. Hurri Cats sold 0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:32.520 in the room. 0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:40.320 Dude, snake dog dog dogs. Every day we're. 0:54:40.160 --> 0:54:41.320 Gonna have to pass. 0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:50.360 We're going we just stop at volcanoo beaver. We have 0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:55.200 one budget, we have one purse, and volcano peper volcano beaver. 0:54:57.600 --> 0:55:00.560 Vulcan volcano beaver's got legs? 0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:05.600 Man, is there a de there? No one knows that. 0:55:05.640 --> 0:55:06.799 No one should know. Man. 0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:14.719 The beavers that can swim in molten lava and they 0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:17.960 like are like lava. 0:55:17.560 --> 0:55:21.480 And then when it erupts, it erupts, and uh, then 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:24.040 there's beavers just every piss. 0:55:24.200 --> 0:55:25.960 They're piss because they've just been in lava. 0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:32.600 They he bothered either way, this is probably how they 0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:32.920 do it. 0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:35.760 Like the executives are like, is it like a beaver 0:55:35.880 --> 0:55:39.399 that can swim and lava? Like yes, absolutely absolutely, And 0:55:39.400 --> 0:55:42.720 can these beavers like come out of lava and bite 0:55:42.760 --> 0:55:43.600 through anything. 0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:46.680 Yes, yes they can because. 0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:51.400 They're the molten lava. Toughen them up exactly. And uh 0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:53.400 right right, yes, that's right. 0:56:00.840 --> 0:56:04.280 Where did fragle Rock come from? Is that Muppet Babies? 0:56:04.719 --> 0:56:06.400 Fragle Rock was an HBO. 0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:09.719 Show, Jim Henson, but it's a completely different show. 0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:13.840 Were they in the show as cartoons? Uh? Skeeter was 0:56:13.960 --> 0:56:17.760 kind of he looked like one of those Fraggles, But no. 0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:20.640 And his his sister, Frago Rock was my ship. 0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:22.160 I loved Frago Rock. 0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:23.280 Now you look like a Doozer. 0:56:23.719 --> 0:56:25.000 Yeah, I look like a Bulldozer. 0:56:25.120 --> 0:56:26.839 Bulldozer. 0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:29.800 D That's where it came from. You named your wizard 0:56:29.880 --> 0:56:34.560 rap character. I mean, you met a wizard rapper named 0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:36.000 Bulldozer and you guys hit it off. 0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.640 So I'm I'm writing my vows right now for the wedding. 0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:46.000 Oh yeah, right now. So if I look distracted. 0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:47.400 I want you to be the Fragle to my Doozer. 0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:51.640 It did. The first draft of it was like a 0:56:51.760 --> 0:56:55.680 lot of references to the wizards. Uh what do you mean? 0:56:56.640 --> 0:57:03.680 I've since toned it back and pull those references out. Wow, 0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:06.040 this is why you should do a few drafts of 0:57:06.080 --> 0:57:09.160 your vow so you don't just come in real hot. 0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:14.360 I gotta asks what and why were these references? Was 0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:16.800 it wizards never die much like love? 0:57:19.000 --> 0:57:21.440 I mean that was the end. I swear to you. 0:57:21.520 --> 0:57:23.320 That was how I was gonna end it. 0:57:23.440 --> 0:57:26.320 And then I was gonna start it with uh to 0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:30.959 quote Chloe's favorite two thousand and six seminal hip hop 0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:38.680 rap syndicate from Another World, The Wizards poof pow surprise, 0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:42.600 what's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized and I still am, 0:57:44.400 --> 0:57:47.000 And then and then go into the vow and then 0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:52.520 end with as they say, motherfucking wizards never die much 0:57:52.640 --> 0:57:53.160 like our love. 0:57:53.240 --> 0:57:54.959 I love you, Chloe, and. 0:57:58.160 --> 0:57:58.600 You can't. 0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:02.000 Yeah, all right, I'm glad we're talking about this. I'm 0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:04.520 glad we're talking this through. Yeah, this is good. 0:58:04.680 --> 0:58:08.400 So I wrote that draft and then and then gave it, 0:58:08.440 --> 0:58:09.880 gave it a day, slept on it. 0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:11.720 Yeah, and then came back and looked at it in 0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:17.480 the morning light and was like, ah, no. 0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:19.680 When you say morning light is like after you sobered up? 0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:21.280 Did you write it very drunk? 0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.240 No? Not drunk. Haven't drank for like over a month. 0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:27.400 Okay, Okay, I don't like he there you go. 0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:29.720 Yeah it sucks. Actually I hate it. 0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:32.400 It sucks. What happens? Why are you doing it? Then? 0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:35.439 Are you trapped? Are you trapped? Yeah? I mean good 0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:36.840 for you. A month is a month is. 0:58:36.840 --> 0:58:37.560 A long time ago. 0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:39.160 We're out drink a drink. 0:58:39.280 --> 0:58:40.880 Yeah, So I it was. 0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:44.840 I had it was like the bachelor party and everything, 0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:47.280 and then like a few other things where I was 0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:49.320 just like kind of drinking and eating a lot, like 0:58:49.360 --> 0:58:52.160 a pig, and I was like pushing two hundred pounds 0:58:52.240 --> 0:58:54.280 and I look at them and I'm like, Jesus, I'm 0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:56.200 five foot eight. I can't be two hundred pounds. That's 0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:57.120 a big fucking boy. 0:58:57.480 --> 0:58:59.680 And I'm like, man, I got a wedding. 0:58:59.840 --> 0:59:02.840 I have this movie, The Outlaws that I'm going to 0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:04.400 be shooting right after the wedding. 0:59:04.480 --> 0:59:06.040 So I'm like, I gotta roll right into that. I 0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:06.920 got to tighten up the game. 0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:09.560 Well then you got Toto it. Yeah. 0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:14.439 So I did that, and then and then this week 0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:17.040 I was like, you know, two weeks ago, I was like, 0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:19.200 I might have a drink or two, you know, but 0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:23.000 you know, really tighten it up two weeks ago. No, 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:25.280 but a month ago I stopped there. And then two 0:59:25.320 --> 0:59:26.400 weeks ago I got COVID. 0:59:26.920 --> 0:59:33.120 Oh, COVID. We hold the hold. Yeah, so you knew that. 0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:34.400 We talked about that the other day. 0:59:34.440 --> 0:59:36.880 But uh yeah, So then I got fucking COVID and 0:59:36.960 --> 0:59:40.160 actually like, and I'm vaccinated, which is fucked up breakthrough 0:59:41.160 --> 0:59:44.440 breakthrough and and everyone that I've heard that has had 0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:48.680 a break through, uh they were like, oh it was nothing, dude. 0:59:48.720 --> 0:59:50.400 It was like it was in and out of my 0:59:50.400 --> 0:59:53.240 system in a day. It fucking knocked my ass to 0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:55.640 the ground. For like three days. I had a fever. 0:59:56.160 --> 0:59:59.280 I was like, all fucked up. Today is my tenth day. 0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:04.400 I'm ending my quarantine today and I'm fine, finally, Like 1:00:04.440 --> 1:00:05.520 I'm finally fine. 1:00:05.560 --> 1:00:06.400 Oh my god. 1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:08.280 I did hear On the same day I heard about you, 1:00:08.320 --> 1:00:10.040 I heard about another friend of mine in New York 1:00:10.080 --> 1:00:11.840 who's a writer, and he said him and his wife 1:00:11.840 --> 1:00:13.640 had a breakthrough case and it knocked him down. 1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:17.840 For three weeks master post vaccination. 1:00:18.000 --> 1:00:20.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so glad that ours wasn't that bad. 1:00:20.840 --> 1:00:23.720 And we're both testing negative and everything already, so that's 1:00:23.800 --> 1:00:25.400 that's a good thing. But I was for a minute, 1:00:25.440 --> 1:00:27.680 I was like, am I gonna have to cancel the 1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:28.400 fucking wedding? 1:00:29.000 --> 1:00:30.800 Like after everything terrible. 1:00:30.920 --> 1:00:32.440 This would be a goddamn nightmare. 1:00:32.520 --> 1:00:35.360 So dude, that would been crazy. I would have kept 1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:37.960 those tickets and still gone just to kind of celebrate 1:00:38.040 --> 1:00:39.040 for you, you know, I know. 1:00:39.040 --> 1:00:43.040 I know every everybody would have. Everyone would have and 1:00:43.080 --> 1:00:45.560 we've already paid for everything. And I was like, talking 1:00:45.600 --> 1:00:47.720 to Cloy, I'm like, how do we get our money back, 1:00:48.840 --> 1:00:52.520 especially for like the booze. I'm like, because the fuck, 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:54.600 you know, it's like a lot of money for the 1:00:55.000 --> 1:00:56.880 bar tab And I'm like, well, they're not just going 1:00:56.920 --> 1:00:58.040 to throw away the alcohol. 1:00:58.600 --> 1:01:01.560 Yeah, alcohol stays good, Oh for sure. It's days. So 1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:03.920 you're saving up, you're gearing up for the wedding. That's 1:01:03.920 --> 1:01:05.400 when you're gonna kind of break the seal. 1:01:05.920 --> 1:01:07.760 Yeah, basically. And also just like. 1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:15.040 I wanted to get better, so I'm not gonna even 1:01:15.080 --> 1:01:17.360 though I felt fine the last four or five days, 1:01:17.440 --> 1:01:20.800 I didn't want to then like slide back into sickness 1:01:20.880 --> 1:01:23.440 because I just wanted some delicious ashlands. 1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:23.919 Yeah. 1:01:23.960 --> 1:01:26.200 So now you're like, you're like vaccinated and you have 1:01:26.240 --> 1:01:28.680 the antibodies, so you can pretty much go anywhere, you 1:01:28.720 --> 1:01:29.200 know what I mean? 1:01:29.640 --> 1:01:30.560 Right that it works? 1:01:31.480 --> 1:01:35.240 Yeah, which, Yeah, so I'm I'm I'm hella strong now. 1:01:35.320 --> 1:01:38.000 But you you were like fairly good about wearing your 1:01:38.040 --> 1:01:41.400 mask and ship and like and being safe for it. 1:01:41.440 --> 1:01:42.880 I think it was are we on the Air? 1:01:43.040 --> 1:01:45.320 I got it? I think I got it on are 1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:45.920 we Recording? 1:01:49.720 --> 1:01:52.200 So Dur's you went into an actual movie theater? 1:01:52.240 --> 1:01:52.919 Were you yeah? 1:01:53.080 --> 1:01:55.080 Were you scared or what was the vibe? 1:01:55.080 --> 1:01:56.600 What do you mean you haven't been to a movie yet? 1:01:56.640 --> 1:01:58.880 Now, First of all, I'm always scared in the hitter, 1:01:58.960 --> 1:01:59.760 and that's half the rush. 1:01:59.800 --> 1:02:04.760 Wait, you go to every shitty dive bar in Los Angeles. 1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:08.200 US are sanitized? Oh they are. No, that's so much 1:02:08.240 --> 1:02:09.160 freakier than a movie. 1:02:09.240 --> 1:02:10.920 I used to work at a movie theater. I know 1:02:10.920 --> 1:02:13.720 how they clean those theaters. They don't do ship this is. 1:02:13.640 --> 1:02:15.000 My point point. 1:02:15.600 --> 1:02:18.040 Okay, but you're just sitting. You're not like spitting in 1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:20.080 other guys mouths, like I know you do it all 1:02:20.120 --> 1:02:21.360 those West Hollywood bars that you. 1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:23.960 I definitely don't do that. Welcome to the Kissing Club. 1:02:25.920 --> 1:02:27.880 We're sipping tea on this episode. 1:02:28.080 --> 1:02:30.080 Nobody was really in the theater. I mean they're probably 1:02:30.080 --> 1:02:39.040 like eight other people, super spread out. Okay, oh my god, 1:02:39.160 --> 1:02:40.840 get out of there and get out of there. That's 1:02:40.880 --> 1:02:42.760 not good. I saw Dune. 1:02:43.080 --> 1:02:47.720 Okay, Oh how hot people are saying they like it? 1:02:47.760 --> 1:02:51.480 Is it long? It's it's long. Uh, let's just say 1:02:51.520 --> 1:02:52.160 I'm not chunking. 1:02:52.640 --> 1:02:55.120 Oh your face isn't frozen. That's just the pace you're 1:02:55.160 --> 1:02:57.760 making about the movie. Yeah, well there's Are you a 1:02:57.880 --> 1:02:58.960 sci fi guy? 1:02:59.120 --> 1:02:59.360 Though? 1:02:59.480 --> 1:03:03.320 Or well? He loves Avatar. It's like his favorite movie 1:03:03.320 --> 1:03:03.760 of all time. 1:03:03.840 --> 1:03:05.600 I'm like, why, Yeah, why is he even asking me 1:03:06.160 --> 1:03:12.240 Adam today? Dude? South together weird? 1:03:12.520 --> 1:03:15.200 Yeah it might it might be this the Southern heat. 1:03:15.680 --> 1:03:17.880 I mean, what the fuck? Do I like sci fi? 1:03:18.000 --> 1:03:20.800 You like Avatar? That's it. You don't like any other 1:03:21.120 --> 1:03:25.840 he likes. Kyle like dren He likes drenn bro that's 1:03:25.920 --> 1:03:26.600 kind of sci fi. 1:03:27.400 --> 1:03:30.320 Show him with it and we passed the mic to Kyle. 1:03:30.480 --> 1:03:33.200 I just don't like the old Star Wars movies. I 1:03:33.240 --> 1:03:35.480 just wasn't a fan of Star Wars Star Wars back 1:03:35.520 --> 1:03:36.560 in the day. Star Wars. 1:03:36.560 --> 1:03:39.800 Well, you watch the wrong movie Star Wars to have them. 1:03:40.160 --> 1:03:42.920 Uh so you don't like Star Wars, you like Avatar. 1:03:43.360 --> 1:03:46.200 You aren't a huge fan of Dune. Have you seen 1:03:46.240 --> 1:03:46.960 the old Dune? 1:03:47.120 --> 1:03:50.520 I'm like that Oldune's fine, it's not like remarkable. 1:03:50.600 --> 1:03:53.320 I don't I didn't see Dune. I don't know what 1:03:53.360 --> 1:03:56.160 this movie is about. Like, and the commercials don't do 1:03:56.240 --> 1:03:58.200 anything for me. They don't explain what the fuck the 1:03:58.240 --> 1:03:58.800 movie's about. 1:03:59.040 --> 1:04:01.840 There's nothing to we do commercials for it. 1:04:01.960 --> 1:04:04.280 I know, I've done yeah, I've read commercials for I 1:04:04.360 --> 1:04:06.760 have never I have no idea what it is, dude, 1:04:06.880 --> 1:04:07.880 I'm just saying word. 1:04:07.960 --> 1:04:11.560 This movie was like act one of whatever the story's 1:04:11.600 --> 1:04:14.400 going to be. It was just like a slow build 1:04:14.520 --> 1:04:16.480 to the end, and then when the credits hit, I 1:04:16.560 --> 1:04:20.400 was like, okay, there's there's not another hour. And it 1:04:21.040 --> 1:04:24.160 didn't resolve for you. No, it was That's the whole 1:04:24.160 --> 1:04:26.600 thing though, that now it's like everything's a TV episode. 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:28.040 I hate that. I hate it. 1:04:28.080 --> 1:04:31.080 What is the movie about? Because from the commercials and 1:04:31.120 --> 1:04:34.160 the trailer, it just seems like they're just on a 1:04:34.240 --> 1:04:38.000 sand dune and that's basically it's just like, really sandy, 1:04:38.280 --> 1:04:38.880 that's it. 1:04:39.040 --> 1:04:40.160 That's what it's called, dude. 1:04:40.480 --> 1:04:40.760 I know. 1:04:42.160 --> 1:04:45.080 Do you remember MTV MTV sand Blast or it was 1:04:45.080 --> 1:04:46.360 a beach blast sand blast? 1:04:46.880 --> 1:04:48.840 I don't, but how are you going to connect? 1:04:49.560 --> 1:04:52.400 It was like American gladiators, but like on the beach 1:04:52.480 --> 1:04:54.800 with like, oh yeah, I kind of do. Remember they 1:04:54.800 --> 1:04:56.640 had like the launch pad thing that they would jump 1:04:56.720 --> 1:04:57.040 off of. 1:04:57.320 --> 1:04:58.439 Yeah, that shit was hot. 1:04:58.840 --> 1:05:01.200 It sounds great, sound like something I would have loved. 1:05:01.280 --> 1:05:04.440 Yeah, it was worse than that. Oh and. 1:05:07.000 --> 1:05:10.440 You have a track record of actual terrible interviews? 1:05:10.600 --> 1:05:12.360 Was this like actually terrible? 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:18.360 You have a track record of terrible interviews? 1:05:18.440 --> 1:05:18.880 He does? 1:05:19.000 --> 1:05:19.840 Yeah, he does. 1:05:21.160 --> 1:05:24.880 What the fellas are referring to is I did do 1:05:24.960 --> 1:05:28.680 an interview the day after the Warriors won. I had 1:05:28.680 --> 1:05:31.520 to do some press for Dope, this movie Dope that 1:05:31.560 --> 1:05:31.880 I was. 1:05:31.840 --> 1:05:35.320 In NBA basketball team, the Warriors NBA Championships. 1:05:35.520 --> 1:05:37.640 Yes, yes, And it was the first time they had one, 1:05:37.840 --> 1:05:41.160 and I went really crazy. I went all in. I 1:05:41.240 --> 1:05:44.040 ended up like sleeping in my garage, like passing out 1:05:44.040 --> 1:05:45.800 on the floor of my garage. 1:05:45.400 --> 1:05:47.360 Which is where he normally sleeves. So that's not that 1:05:47.400 --> 1:05:48.240 big of a deal. 1:05:48.160 --> 1:05:52.080 Right, Kevin kan sleeper, Yeah, accustomed to that. 1:05:52.720 --> 1:05:55.040 But I had to wake up at like six am, 1:05:55.480 --> 1:05:57.640 and I thought the drive was a little longer to 1:05:57.680 --> 1:05:59.560 the studio I was going to be doing the interview in, 1:05:59.640 --> 1:06:02.360 so I thought I had like thirty to like collect myself. 1:06:02.760 --> 1:06:06.280 Wait, okay, and did you so first of all, you 1:06:06.400 --> 1:06:09.160 drunk drove to this interview because no, I was picked 1:06:09.200 --> 1:06:11.320 up by a car Okay, okay, okay. 1:06:11.520 --> 1:06:13.160 Yeah, yeah, but I thought I was going to snooze 1:06:13.160 --> 1:06:16.080 in the back in the back seat, but I didn't. 1:06:16.080 --> 1:06:17.720 I got there in like seven minutes. 1:06:17.760 --> 1:06:18.960 It was very close. 1:06:19.120 --> 1:06:22.880 Yeah, and they put me right on Live with like 1:06:23.720 --> 1:06:25.520 this news guy in Cincinnati. 1:06:25.800 --> 1:06:30.800 Oh yeah, he fucking skewed dude. Oh yeah, you weirdo. 1:06:31.120 --> 1:06:33.040 He got you, you fucking weird. 1:06:32.920 --> 1:06:35.280 F this perspective. I don't know that I've heard Blake 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:37.920 to I didn't know you only had seven minutes to 1:06:37.920 --> 1:06:38.680 get ready, bro. 1:06:38.720 --> 1:06:40.760 He's only told the story and counselor Oh yeah, we 1:06:40.760 --> 1:06:42.760 were in we were in the writer's room like the 1:06:42.800 --> 1:06:43.880 next to the next day. 1:06:43.920 --> 1:06:45.280 I remember you telling this dude. 1:06:45.360 --> 1:06:48.240 I was so fried, and he was asking me about 1:06:48.240 --> 1:06:50.640 the movie, and I'm kind of stumbling through the interview. 1:06:51.160 --> 1:06:53.720 You were doing an interview for Dope, the movie that you. 1:06:53.720 --> 1:06:55.439 Were yeah, yeah, promoting Dope. Yeah. 1:06:55.440 --> 1:06:57.960 Well, because there was hell of like radio silence when 1:06:57.960 --> 1:07:01.240 they were playing clips, You're like, well, it's about He's. 1:07:01.040 --> 1:07:03.160 Like explained the movie and then they're showing you know, 1:07:03.320 --> 1:07:06.320 I think that they they were showing clips of the movie, 1:07:06.400 --> 1:07:06.640 and you. 1:07:06.720 --> 1:07:10.880 Know how we get into trouble right since to daddy, right, 1:07:11.000 --> 1:07:14.040 don't say Cincinnati man. Yeah, well, I mean, let's just 1:07:14.200 --> 1:07:16.720 we're gonna cut to it now and we're back. 1:07:17.360 --> 1:07:20.479 I feel we have to post we have to post 1:07:20.520 --> 1:07:23.760 this on the on the on the gram, we have 1:07:23.800 --> 1:07:24.840 to post this content. 1:07:24.960 --> 1:07:26.680 I end up dropping an F bomb. 1:07:26.680 --> 1:07:27.640 They end up cutting. 1:07:27.680 --> 1:07:30.320 He's like, oh, okay, that's your language. We're gonna just 1:07:30.480 --> 1:07:32.840 cut this short. Yeah, you flipped on him, and you 1:07:32.920 --> 1:07:34.880 flipped on him right there, I remember out. 1:07:35.000 --> 1:07:38.000 And then and then they were like, uh, usually when 1:07:38.040 --> 1:07:42.720 we have actors stars come on, they're very polite, they're 1:07:42.720 --> 1:07:46.160 put together, sometimes not, and we. 1:07:46.080 --> 1:07:49.200 Are apologized for his language. 1:07:49.280 --> 1:07:54.520 That's live, that's live. Hey what dude. 1:07:54.240 --> 1:07:57.480 But I also think you must have been filming Adam. 1:07:57.520 --> 1:08:01.000 I think you're filming Mike and Dave, because literally the 1:08:01.040 --> 1:08:04.560 next day that that interview came out, it's the only 1:08:04.640 --> 1:08:08.680 time that zach Afron has ever hit me up. Zach 1:08:08.720 --> 1:08:11.479 Evron like text me like that's right from an unknown number. 1:08:11.520 --> 1:08:13.480 It's just like, hey, dude, this is zach Evron. I 1:08:13.560 --> 1:08:16.200 just watched your interview epic dude. 1:08:16.439 --> 1:08:18.519 I know he loved it. I actually do remember. I 1:08:18.560 --> 1:08:20.640 thought we were in the work halls writer's room, but no, 1:08:20.720 --> 1:08:23.320 you were right. I remember being in the UH. 1:08:23.640 --> 1:08:25.640 I think Isaac sent me the clip and he's like, 1:08:25.680 --> 1:08:31.000 look at Blake on morning Morning radio or morning news. 1:08:31.240 --> 1:08:32.040 Legend made. 1:08:32.080 --> 1:08:34.320 And then I was in the the makeup trailer and 1:08:34.360 --> 1:08:36.799 I showed Zak and he loved it. 1:08:37.280 --> 1:08:39.479 Yeah. 1:08:40.040 --> 1:08:42.559 So I've been around people with COVID before, but then 1:08:42.600 --> 1:08:44.760 now I think it's just because I was so run 1:08:44.840 --> 1:08:47.679 down from like the stress of like planning the wedding, 1:08:48.200 --> 1:08:51.960 my dad having you know, brain radiation, all the shit, all. 1:08:51.880 --> 1:08:55.519 The other dad blaming your father. Yeah, cool, it's most 1:08:55.560 --> 1:08:56.240 of your dad's fault. 1:08:56.360 --> 1:09:00.639 Yes, I'm it's my cancer riddled father all that stuff, 1:09:01.520 --> 1:09:02.320 and it's his fault. 1:09:02.479 --> 1:09:07.439 That sh It's important. So I think I think it 1:09:07.479 --> 1:09:09.400 was that, and then it just it just fucking hit me. 1:09:09.520 --> 1:09:12.680 That's wild. Did you have so fever or cough like 1:09:13.040 --> 1:09:15.080 flemmy long, wet long, Oh. 1:09:15.000 --> 1:09:19.000 Dude, I had everything. I had one all the symptoms. 1:09:19.000 --> 1:09:19.960 I was like, I don't know what they are. 1:09:20.000 --> 1:09:24.120 I was I I had a bad temp. 1:09:24.160 --> 1:09:26.040 It was like one hundred and two or something. 1:09:26.200 --> 1:09:28.559 Dude, big temperature, big hot. 1:09:28.560 --> 1:09:29.719 So hot. I had chill. 1:09:29.880 --> 1:09:32.000 That was a big hot. That's a big hot. Did 1:09:32.000 --> 1:09:32.840 you have a big hot? 1:09:33.479 --> 1:09:34.240 I had a big hot. 1:09:34.360 --> 1:09:37.680 I had a headache for like days and days and days. 1:09:37.840 --> 1:09:40.600 I'm still like pretty tired. I'm just like tired of 1:09:41.760 --> 1:09:42.160 a squirt. 1:09:43.200 --> 1:09:47.679 The diarrhea was unrelenting, the trot and it only lasted 1:09:47.720 --> 1:09:50.240 for one day. But it was like cause I was like, 1:09:50.320 --> 1:09:53.080 I'm gonna ship my pants. I'm going to ship my pants. 1:09:54.360 --> 1:09:57.320 I'm just like I watched five seasons of Friday Night Lights. 1:09:57.960 --> 1:09:59.720 That's all I did. I just I just turned my 1:09:59.720 --> 1:10:02.960 brain off and just watched Friday Night Lights like a 1:10:03.000 --> 1:10:03.599 week straight. 1:10:05.400 --> 1:10:07.120 Yeah, but but I'm back now. 1:10:07.240 --> 1:10:09.400 Baby solid poops. Good job, buddy. 1:10:10.479 --> 1:10:12.280 Hell it's almost too solid now. 1:10:12.760 --> 1:10:14.360 Tell me about it. That's my problem. 1:10:15.080 --> 1:10:17.519 After hearing you say, I wish like they made masks 1:10:17.680 --> 1:10:21.320 that had it where they would tell you if when 1:10:21.360 --> 1:10:24.320 you have encountered like I want to. I just want 1:10:24.320 --> 1:10:26.599 to know my stats, like how many times I've been 1:10:26.680 --> 1:10:29.519 around COVID like with a mask or whatever, and I've 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:32.200 avoided it and I've dodged the bullet it's just like 1:10:33.000 --> 1:10:37.320 always dozens of times yeaheah, just like in Starbucks. 1:10:36.600 --> 1:10:38.800 Because you know you've gone out to bars and restaurants 1:10:38.800 --> 1:10:41.479 and stuff. If you're around a certain amount of people, 1:10:41.520 --> 1:10:42.799 you're around COVID. 1:10:43.120 --> 1:10:45.200 Yeah, around COVID is my friend. 1:10:45.320 --> 1:10:47.080 And especially I was in the South. 1:10:47.120 --> 1:10:50.160 I was in Charleston, South Carolina, right, and there's a 1:10:50.160 --> 1:10:54.680 lot of unvaccinated people in South Carolina, and uh, you know. 1:10:54.640 --> 1:10:56.760 I know for a fact I was. And I was like, 1:10:56.880 --> 1:10:59.720 am I superhuman? Because I hadn't gotten it yet? 1:10:59.760 --> 1:11:01.880 That's a well what's your blood type? 1:11:01.880 --> 1:11:02.200 Adam? 1:11:02.200 --> 1:11:04.800 Because that was a rumor I heard, oh negative? Yeah, 1:11:04.800 --> 1:11:07.400 I heard a rumor swirling that like, oh negative is 1:11:07.439 --> 1:11:10.040 like immune, like you're you can't get. 1:11:10.760 --> 1:11:14.080 Yeah, that's really yeah, that's a positive? What about oh positive? 1:11:14.120 --> 1:11:17.840 Am? I you could get it easier? Actually, yeah, you 1:11:17.840 --> 1:11:18.760 can get it extra it. 1:11:18.800 --> 1:11:21.320 Might be dead. You're probably a go. It's easier for 1:11:21.360 --> 1:11:22.599 me to get it. It's easier. 1:11:23.000 --> 1:11:26.320 Yeah, I don't know for what I heard. It was 1:11:26.360 --> 1:11:30.000 oh negative. I don't know about oh positive, but oh nag. 1:11:30.160 --> 1:11:30.960 You shouldn't be a lot. 1:11:31.160 --> 1:11:35.519 So you have dispelled that rumor because you got it. 1:11:35.560 --> 1:11:37.519 Well, I got it I think I was just like 1:11:37.640 --> 1:11:40.200 I was exhausted, dude, that that last week, I was 1:11:40.240 --> 1:11:42.680 like having a hard time switching in the night's. One 1:11:42.800 --> 1:11:44.720 night I got one hour of sleep, and then it 1:11:44.800 --> 1:11:47.479 was like three or four days that week where I 1:11:47.520 --> 1:11:50.120 only got like three or four hours of sleep. So 1:11:50.320 --> 1:11:52.160 I think I was just like if I if I 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:55.280 wouldn't have gotten COVID, I would have just been regularly sick. 1:11:55.800 --> 1:11:58.040 So I just got that, dude, I. 1:11:57.960 --> 1:11:58.519 Did, right. 1:11:58.840 --> 1:12:00.519 I did hear something the other day where if you 1:12:00.520 --> 1:12:08.200 smoke a certain strain of sativa, Okay, yeah, it coached 1:12:08.200 --> 1:12:09.640 the lungs and it blocks it. 1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:13.960 There's gonna be a cool CDC like warning before this. 1:12:14.080 --> 1:12:16.000 Yeah, and we're gonna put a link to that. What 1:12:16.040 --> 1:12:17.960 I'm guessing is the university research. 1:12:18.560 --> 1:12:22.760 I'm gonna say Allegedly Buddy on set told me about it. 1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:24.280 But allegedly he said he. 1:12:24.280 --> 1:12:26.439 Read one Humboldt College, right. 1:12:26.320 --> 1:12:30.960 Yeah, exactly, it's all nor Cow's like, yeah, put it out, Yeah, 1:12:31.040 --> 1:12:33.439 hey bulldog from props. 1:12:33.520 --> 1:12:36.240 Yet it's e forty community college. 1:12:36.479 --> 1:12:42.600 It's cookies or better, right, Adam, how long have you 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:47.160 been only seeing the set doctors, like since we started Workaholics? 1:12:47.240 --> 1:12:47.439 Yeah? 1:12:47.479 --> 1:12:48.599 Ten years a decade now. 1:12:48.600 --> 1:12:50.840 So you've gone a decade now doing lean every night 1:12:50.880 --> 1:12:53.000 and all this shit, and then you haven't gone to 1:12:53.000 --> 1:12:53.639 a real doctor. 1:12:53.760 --> 1:12:58.759 No, I'd say, I started doing uh this, this doctor 1:12:58.840 --> 1:13:03.479 comes over you smoke out. Yes, She's like, no, I've 1:13:03.479 --> 1:13:07.840 been doing I've been doing the zequel every night for 1:13:08.360 --> 1:13:11.800 three years now, four years, eight five years, something like 1:13:11.840 --> 1:13:13.320 that happy bird. 1:13:16.560 --> 1:13:19.080 So wait, so you go to you go to this doctor, 1:13:19.160 --> 1:13:22.479 the little industry doctor, right, but you haven't gotten like 1:13:22.479 --> 1:13:26.960 a legit physical from like a practicing physician that. 1:13:27.040 --> 1:13:29.880 The doctor's practicing is practiced like a blood test and 1:13:29.880 --> 1:13:32.240 shit like have you remember, like like I'm saying, like 1:13:32.280 --> 1:13:34.120 the whole nine yards type shit, No you're not. 1:13:34.160 --> 1:13:36.280 You don't have to do that stuff to your forty dude, 1:13:36.439 --> 1:13:38.920 it's science. Well, when you have to start doing it. 1:13:38.920 --> 1:13:42.040 I would agree. Your heart is one thousand years old 1:13:42.120 --> 1:13:46.960 right now. Though the caffeine is you know, like age, 1:13:47.000 --> 1:13:48.920 age is a number or whatever, Like I mean, there's 1:13:49.040 --> 1:13:50.679 seventy year old dudes that are in the same shape 1:13:50.680 --> 1:13:51.400 as me right now. 1:13:51.840 --> 1:13:55.360 You you don't drink caffeine. Is is caffeine bad for 1:13:55.400 --> 1:13:55.760 your heart? 1:13:55.840 --> 1:13:58.679 I have been wondering this, like caffeine's hella, good for you, dude? 1:13:58.840 --> 1:14:01.880 What is the do you know what the health uh 1:14:02.560 --> 1:14:03.240 issues are? 1:14:03.840 --> 1:14:05.200 No? No, no, he doesn't know. 1:14:05.320 --> 1:14:07.719 I don't know. But like I remember, Adam was drinking 1:14:07.760 --> 1:14:09.840 monsters all the time. The doctor was like, well are 1:14:09.880 --> 1:14:13.240 you drinking caffeine? He was holding a monster like, obviously 1:14:13.280 --> 1:14:15.479 it's not good for your heart because it raises your 1:14:15.520 --> 1:14:15.960 heart rate. 1:14:16.400 --> 1:14:18.960 Well yeah, yeah, because you're you're spinning it up, You're 1:14:19.000 --> 1:14:21.599 you're no matter what, the caffeine is taking your blood 1:14:21.960 --> 1:14:24.920 like your vessels and fucking constricting them. 1:14:24.960 --> 1:14:28.320 That's what the caffeine does. Exactly, exactly, That's exactly what 1:14:28.439 --> 1:14:28.840 was sure. 1:14:28.920 --> 1:14:30.120 Maybe that is what they're doing. 1:14:30.160 --> 1:14:32.200 I don't know that's what happens. That's what happened. I 1:14:32.240 --> 1:14:33.519 think it speeds your heart rate up. 1:14:33.600 --> 1:14:36.800 Is because the blood vessels are constricting. That's why, because 1:14:36.800 --> 1:14:38.200 you're still faying of pump blood through that. 1:14:38.240 --> 1:14:42.400 Well missing it's science, like a motherfucker right now. Science. 1:14:42.920 --> 1:14:45.600 When we started this podcast, we knew that it was 1:14:45.640 --> 1:14:49.040 going to be even more hilarious. After Adam's heart explodes 1:14:49.120 --> 1:14:51.320 and we go back and listen to these We've talked 1:14:51.320 --> 1:14:53.960 about this, We've warned this man we're back. 1:14:54.439 --> 1:14:56.960 Yeah, now we're having a birthday episode and it's. 1:14:56.880 --> 1:14:59.760 And guess what, Sometimes I bite off more than I 1:14:59.800 --> 1:15:02.200 can chew and I need a little go go to 1:15:02.240 --> 1:15:03.320 get me through the day. 1:15:03.479 --> 1:15:05.360 I mean, we're lucky. I'm not like a cokette or 1:15:05.360 --> 1:15:05.800 something like. 1:15:05.840 --> 1:15:08.000 If this were the eighties or something, I might be 1:15:08.080 --> 1:15:09.760 like a full blown cocaine, but I'm not. 1:15:09.960 --> 1:15:12.639 You know, it would probably be a cautionary tale, fairly 1:15:12.680 --> 1:15:13.360 a different thing. 1:15:14.080 --> 1:15:16.200 You would have been a cautionary tale in the eighties. 1:15:16.520 --> 1:15:19.360 It's definitely different. It is way different than than coke. 1:15:19.640 --> 1:15:24.240 I'm drinking, uh you know, I'm drinking coffee and and 1:15:24.479 --> 1:15:26.519 you know, one Red Bull a day. I cut down 1:15:26.560 --> 1:15:30.040 to one sugar free Red Bull a day. That's pretty good. 1:15:30.200 --> 1:15:31.240 Oh congrats, dude. 1:15:31.280 --> 1:15:33.679 I remember how many Monster Energy drinks I was drying. 1:15:33.720 --> 1:15:37.080 Four cups of coffee, one red Bull, a diet coke, 1:15:37.360 --> 1:15:42.000 and a pre workout Cokes and a pre workout and 1:15:43.640 --> 1:15:47.040 the anti equal and can don't forget can. Can is 1:15:47.040 --> 1:15:50.360 also a down or no, it's down. This whole story 1:15:50.439 --> 1:15:54.360 is a downer. Does all of that together equal cocaine? Yeah, 1:15:54.439 --> 1:15:56.519 that's my point. You might as well just on like 1:15:56.640 --> 1:16:01.120 three rails and then just yeah, it might be safer 1:16:01.160 --> 1:16:03.479 for you to pick up the coke habit and been 1:16:03.600 --> 1:16:04.479 way more cool. 1:16:04.520 --> 1:16:07.200 Bro, Well, maybe maybe I get into cocaine then you 1:16:07.200 --> 1:16:09.160 know what you guys are. 1:16:09.080 --> 1:16:15.840 Saying this Dude, that dude, Hollywood baby Adam. 1:16:15.880 --> 1:16:16.400 I like that. 1:16:16.600 --> 1:16:17.679 I like that for you. 1:16:18.040 --> 1:16:21.280 I do think it's amazing that this is the new cocaine. 1:16:21.280 --> 1:16:23.479 Like this is like all the old like a fucking 1:16:23.520 --> 1:16:25.559 got on cocaine just gets through the days of this 1:16:25.640 --> 1:16:28.280 is the new version. Guess what. Not as cool, just 1:16:28.280 --> 1:16:30.519 just not as cool. You know, I'm saying you aren't cool. 1:16:30.600 --> 1:16:32.320 You're cool, thank you. This is not cool. 1:16:32.920 --> 1:16:36.880 I feel h dude, cocaine sucks. You know, the handful 1:16:36.920 --> 1:16:39.839 of times I've done cocaine, it sucks. You feel so shitty. 1:16:39.920 --> 1:16:41.320 You did a handful of cocaine. 1:16:41.479 --> 1:16:45.880 I did a handful, I've I've done it a few times. 1:16:45.920 --> 1:16:47.280 But I don't ball. 1:16:49.240 --> 1:16:50.680 I don't like it. I don't like it. 1:16:50.680 --> 1:16:52.960 I always feel like gross. The next day, you feel 1:16:52.960 --> 1:16:54.200 like you're sick. The next day. 1:16:54.240 --> 1:16:56.040 It's like cocaine sucks up. 1:16:56.280 --> 1:16:56.719 Yeah. 1:16:56.840 --> 1:16:59.559 Yeah, I did it one time and like the next 1:16:59.600 --> 1:17:01.960 I didn't. I had no idea what the fuck I was, 1:17:02.360 --> 1:17:04.760 you know what I was in store for? And the 1:17:04.800 --> 1:17:06.439 next day I had to like go over to my 1:17:06.560 --> 1:17:08.880 dad's house and watch football, and I just felt like 1:17:08.960 --> 1:17:12.240 a dirty fucking sack of ship. I was just like 1:17:12.320 --> 1:17:14.280 this sucks. I couldn't sleep. 1:17:14.360 --> 1:17:16.800 Wait before I do this line? What am I in 1:17:16.840 --> 1:17:24.240 store for? This guy? Just kidding. 1:17:28.040 --> 1:17:28.800 In store for? 1:17:29.840 --> 1:17:32.320 What am I in store for? Sir? No? 1:17:32.560 --> 1:17:34.840 But I think even worse is like anytime you're at 1:17:34.880 --> 1:17:37.920 like a coke party or a coke bar, it's just 1:17:37.960 --> 1:17:40.559 like the vibe is just not for me. I'm purely 1:17:40.840 --> 1:17:42.400 just powered by Jaeger. 1:17:42.920 --> 1:17:45.120 Cocaine is a different vibe. 1:17:51.880 --> 1:17:53.800 Yeah, I feel the same way, and I'm sure it's 1:17:53.840 --> 1:17:56.280 even harder for you, you know, having like a young 1:17:56.360 --> 1:17:57.320 family and ship at home. 1:17:58.320 --> 1:18:00.559 Dude. Yeah, with the six like saying good BUYE like 1:18:00.640 --> 1:18:02.360 my son just like I want to go with you. 1:18:02.560 --> 1:18:04.400 I want to go with you, And I'm like, dude, 1:18:04.520 --> 1:18:06.240 I want you to roll with me. You gotta do 1:18:06.320 --> 1:18:09.200 like in White Fang, where like he starts throwing rocks 1:18:09.200 --> 1:18:10.599 at the wolf so it goes away. 1:18:12.120 --> 1:18:15.280 Oh yeah, those are the best moments any movie where 1:18:15.280 --> 1:18:18.640 it's a go on get situations make songs. 1:18:18.240 --> 1:18:20.360 To like make it make you leaving like a fun 1:18:20.400 --> 1:18:23.800 adventure for him. My dad used to do that. 1:18:23.880 --> 1:18:26.360 My dad used to go Dad's got to go to 1:18:26.600 --> 1:18:29.439 work to make a lot of money so he can 1:18:29.439 --> 1:18:33.320 buy Barbie dads and baseball cards for his the knees, 1:18:33.560 --> 1:18:38.719 and then he goes, yeah and do like the Robin 1:18:38.720 --> 1:18:41.519 Williams doesn't know how to do hip hop with with 1:18:41.560 --> 1:18:42.400 his hands dance. 1:18:42.520 --> 1:18:43.960 That's why I never fuck with that guy. 1:18:44.120 --> 1:18:45.280 Yeah, from this. 1:18:45.400 --> 1:18:50.800 Down fire and he would do that stuff, and I'm like, well, 1:18:50.920 --> 1:18:52.280 fucking this sounds awesome. 1:18:52.320 --> 1:18:53.800 You're gonna go away, and then when you come back, 1:18:53.840 --> 1:18:55.120 I'm gonna have like baseball cards. 1:18:55.160 --> 1:18:55.600 I like that. 1:18:56.000 --> 1:18:58.400 Very very rarely brought me baseball cards. 1:18:58.400 --> 1:18:59.920 But oh way again, I like that. 1:19:00.160 --> 1:19:03.800 I like making songs for children to make them deal 1:19:03.840 --> 1:19:04.959 with a hard situation. 1:19:05.960 --> 1:19:08.080 I think I think I'm gonna use all my pitch 1:19:08.120 --> 1:19:10.760 perfect skills to uh be a song and dance man 1:19:10.880 --> 1:19:12.040 for these kids. 1:19:12.560 --> 1:19:13.519 Dad got fired. 1:19:13.600 --> 1:19:17.719 He don't stop the music. Music, Please don't. 1:19:17.560 --> 1:19:19.720 Stop the Please stop crying. 1:19:20.320 --> 1:19:25.000 Daddy just stopped fire. We're gonna lose the farm. Rain, 1:19:25.120 --> 1:19:33.839 please stop crying. Yeah, daddy just got canceled. Old pictures 1:19:33.880 --> 1:19:36.160 from Halloween. M stop working. 1:19:37.040 --> 1:19:41.599 I over extended myself and the family up. 1:19:42.840 --> 1:19:45.560 Good role, mom. We have too much overhead. 1:19:47.960 --> 1:19:51.600 Need to beten on the hatches. Pictures of my nipples 1:19:51.640 --> 1:19:55.400 at work did not go well. My accountant stole my money. 1:19:57.880 --> 1:20:01.920 I trusted him with everything. Do you know who? Bernie Man? 1:20:02.240 --> 1:20:04.120 We're living in our car now? 1:20:04.880 --> 1:20:05.960 This is a fun song. 1:20:06.720 --> 1:20:16.000 What's you're sleeping in the back seat. I'm hunting squirrels 1:20:16.040 --> 1:20:20.080 for food, shower at the gym. 1:20:20.360 --> 1:20:26.360 I've said traps, for traps, for rat ats, cooking them 1:20:26.400 --> 1:20:26.760 on the. 1:20:26.880 --> 1:20:33.480 Radiator, for heavy bug short desert bugs. 1:20:34.479 --> 1:20:38.760 Shit, things went down, caterpillar wins. 1:20:39.000 --> 1:20:42.559 Caterpillar windsday, just one of those days. 1:20:42.560 --> 1:20:48.639 Your daddy is a freaking oh man. It ain't easy 1:20:50.000 --> 1:20:57.439 giving it up. Give it up once on. Yeah, I 1:20:57.520 --> 1:21:00.960 believe in freakingism. Maybe what is what is free? 1:21:01.120 --> 1:21:02.720 I don't know what fu you eat? 1:21:02.760 --> 1:21:05.760 What's free? Like out of a dumpster? Exactly? 1:21:06.479 --> 1:21:11.000 It's a free lifestyle and it's called freaks because it's free. 1:21:13.680 --> 1:21:14.080 With a G. 1:21:14.320 --> 1:21:18.000 This is like a last man standing storyline for sure. 1:21:18.520 --> 1:21:18.920 With a G. 1:21:20.040 --> 1:21:20.280 Free. 1:21:21.800 --> 1:21:23.680 I'm asking how to say it. I've never heard this 1:21:23.720 --> 1:21:24.880 word before. You guys are. 1:21:24.760 --> 1:21:27.800 Acting so you know how people say vegan, you know, 1:21:28.280 --> 1:21:29.480 you say bald. 1:21:29.720 --> 1:21:35.840 Bald, So this is free good Yeah, yeah. 1:21:34.720 --> 1:21:39.160 Okay, then you appreciate you just had to make it 1:21:39.200 --> 1:21:42.200 seem more legit, which is what happened with you. I 1:21:42.280 --> 1:21:44.040 said freakingism and you're like, what is this? 1:21:44.360 --> 1:21:45.080 Is it a real thing? 1:21:45.280 --> 1:21:47.400 Just a joke? Yeah? I mean it's a real thing 1:21:47.400 --> 1:21:49.479 that's been said out loud. Yeah, or do you think 1:21:49.520 --> 1:21:50.559 I just came up with it right now? 1:21:50.800 --> 1:21:52.920 Did you just so you think I'll buy that? 1:21:52.960 --> 1:21:56.559 In the room, people say it's dumpster diving? 1:21:58.240 --> 1:22:00.880 Was did it have a resurgence? Like why was that 1:22:01.320 --> 1:22:02.960 like even something that was on our. 1:22:02.920 --> 1:22:05.759 Maturen What is it swing dancing? 1:22:07.479 --> 1:22:11.679 I could say? We're like, uh, we're you know, people 1:22:11.680 --> 1:22:14.200 are like, act you I live by this, I get everything, 1:22:14.240 --> 1:22:16.280 you can get everything from the dumper. Yeah. 1:22:16.360 --> 1:22:18.280 I think it was a thing, you know, but you know, 1:22:18.479 --> 1:22:18.800 and then. 1:22:18.720 --> 1:22:20.759 People are like a lot of people got really sick. 1:22:21.439 --> 1:22:23.760 They're like, you can't eat that? Do not eat that? 1:22:24.080 --> 1:22:26.000 It was like an episode of Vice News tonight or 1:22:26.040 --> 1:22:28.240 some ship. And that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean 1:22:28.240 --> 1:22:30.479 there's definitely there's definitely something. 1:22:31.960 --> 1:22:34.360 There's definitely something to it. Like, yeah, you can find 1:22:34.400 --> 1:22:36.200 a lot of great ship in dumpsters. 1:22:36.400 --> 1:22:39.400 There's something to it outside, like forage. I just don't 1:22:39.439 --> 1:22:40.280 know if I would like. 1:22:40.360 --> 1:22:44.839 I don't like how strict is Freaganism, Like how strict? 1:22:45.240 --> 1:22:48.920 Like can you buy anything like or. 1:22:48.880 --> 1:22:51.560 Not not if you're living that paganism lifestyle. 1:22:51.320 --> 1:22:53.880 Strict freagan Yeah, Like how strict do they get? 1:22:54.000 --> 1:22:57.080 Yeah, if you're a strict freagan you're not purchasing anything. 1:22:57.120 --> 1:23:01.000 I don't think zero you zero pain for or anything. 1:23:01.360 --> 1:23:04.600 You get your electricity from the dumpsters? 1:23:04.840 --> 1:23:07.519 No, you get your electricity from like the the plugs 1:23:07.520 --> 1:23:09.719 that are just chilling on somebody's wall. You just plug 1:23:09.760 --> 1:23:10.920 your phone in for a little bit there. 1:23:11.080 --> 1:23:14.360 I believe Freaganism is just eating. I believe. 1:23:14.880 --> 1:23:17.040 Really, do you think it's a dietary thing. 1:23:17.479 --> 1:23:20.559 Well, it's if it's playing off veganism. 1:23:20.120 --> 1:23:22.800 Yeah, to play on veganism. I think it's just trying 1:23:22.840 --> 1:23:25.720 to eat for free. I never even thought about that. 1:23:25.760 --> 1:23:28.400 I don't know, but I think that it's just about 1:23:28.400 --> 1:23:30.640 eating because now because now you guys are all making it. 1:23:30.840 --> 1:23:33.080 Up, I mean, that makes the most sense and that's 1:23:33.120 --> 1:23:33.880 the grossest. 1:23:34.360 --> 1:23:35.040 Yeah, I don't know. 1:23:35.200 --> 1:23:37.639 Well, yeah, because we were describing like we were starting 1:23:37.640 --> 1:23:40.519 to describe homelessness. 1:23:39.120 --> 1:23:44.400 It's I'm frigging houselessness. Okay, yeah, you don't. You can't 1:23:44.400 --> 1:23:45.040 say what you said. 1:23:47.439 --> 1:23:52.400 Yeah, okay, sorry, O getting too charged over here. 1:23:52.439 --> 1:23:56.080 It's called free range human, organic free range human. But 1:23:56.200 --> 1:23:56.559 you can't. 1:23:56.560 --> 1:23:59.200 You cannot say homeless anymore. You have to say free 1:23:59.479 --> 1:24:00.280 can you can't. 1:24:00.800 --> 1:24:03.599 Hey, you can say whatever you want, dude, that's true. Yeah, 1:24:03.640 --> 1:24:07.120 I just I think homeless is out and organic free 1:24:07.200 --> 1:24:11.880 range human is the new because it's because you know why, 1:24:12.040 --> 1:24:19.080 why organic free range human uncaged from uncaged human. 1:24:20.800 --> 1:24:23.320 It's because, like the staying home is where the heart is, 1:24:23.320 --> 1:24:25.720 so you can't stay homeless because you got a heart 1:24:25.760 --> 1:24:26.400 that's beating, you. 1:24:26.439 --> 1:24:29.160 Know what I mean? Why it's not cool. That's how 1:24:29.200 --> 1:24:29.920 I interpret this. 1:24:30.200 --> 1:24:32.640 We do have to live by that saying that is 1:24:32.720 --> 1:24:35.599 on a wooden sign in my mom's house, right, but 1:24:35.680 --> 1:24:37.680 you have to live by every wooden sign in my 1:24:37.720 --> 1:24:41.200 mom's house. But you guys, now that you've all been there, 1:24:41.280 --> 1:24:44.360 can attest there's a lot of signs. There's a lot 1:24:44.400 --> 1:24:44.799 of signs. 1:24:46.040 --> 1:24:48.160 I gave your mama sign. I brought a sign to 1:24:48.520 --> 1:24:49.160 the Best of party. 1:24:49.240 --> 1:24:51.800 You did bring a sign. I want to think you sign? 1:24:52.200 --> 1:24:53.360 What did the sign say? 1:24:53.840 --> 1:24:54.599 I know what it said? 1:24:55.160 --> 1:24:58.040 Yeah, what was it? It was like it's wine something wine. 1:24:58.320 --> 1:25:05.080 It was dinner plus one line equals winter equals pretty good? Eh, 1:25:05.360 --> 1:25:06.040 pretty good. 1:25:06.439 --> 1:25:06.599 Yes. 1:25:09.920 --> 1:25:13.000 I'm in Alabama right now, and apparently I don't know 1:25:13.080 --> 1:25:15.839 if this stat was last month or last year or something, 1:25:15.880 --> 1:25:19.880 but more people died than were born in this state, 1:25:20.160 --> 1:25:23.800 mostly because of COVID. And I was like, oh my god, 1:25:25.720 --> 1:25:27.559 that's terrifying. That's terrible. 1:25:28.479 --> 1:25:31.799 That's really Scary's out there or what? Nobody's having babies? 1:25:31.840 --> 1:25:33.240 Like, yeah, yeah, what's going on? 1:25:33.320 --> 1:25:36.320 I think people were like they gave up fucking. Oh 1:25:36.400 --> 1:25:38.519 my god. Well that's the first thing we need to 1:25:38.600 --> 1:25:39.759 do is start fucking again. 1:25:40.080 --> 1:25:42.760 Right, Yeah, how's the movie going, Jersey? 1:25:42.960 --> 1:25:43.840 Uh, it's going. 1:25:44.040 --> 1:25:46.280 How's it does? Bobby? Do you remember you? 1:25:46.320 --> 1:25:49.880 Guys? I'm happy to report. Uh yeah, I'm doing a movie. 1:25:50.000 --> 1:25:53.520 I'm down here in Mobile, Alabama. Uh. It's a Sebastian 1:25:53.520 --> 1:25:55.680 Man of Scalco movie. It's kind of his like, not 1:25:55.760 --> 1:25:57.879 his life story, but a story from his life. 1:25:57.960 --> 1:26:00.920 And that's why you're watching Sopranos. And in the Italian 1:26:01.000 --> 1:26:01.840 that's what everyone says. 1:26:01.840 --> 1:26:03.960 And I was like, oh fuck, I feel like such 1:26:03.960 --> 1:26:09.240 a weird Uh. But no, I'm watching Yay and I 1:26:09.280 --> 1:26:11.200 don't know if that's a bad thing to say or not, 1:26:11.240 --> 1:26:12.360 so I'm not gonna repeat it. 1:26:12.439 --> 1:26:14.360 An I don't know what it is. 1:26:14.439 --> 1:26:16.040 Chris Pratt, motherfucker. 1:26:16.160 --> 1:26:19.960 Fuck Hey. Uh, but we had like a table read 1:26:19.960 --> 1:26:23.320 before we started shooting, and Bob rolls in and we're 1:26:23.320 --> 1:26:26.120 all kind of like sitting around me, Robert de Niro, 1:26:26.360 --> 1:26:29.040 he's talking about Robert Denier, Robert de Niro. I know 1:26:29.200 --> 1:26:34.360 Bobby DeNiro plays Sebastians Pops and uh, they're like full 1:26:34.400 --> 1:26:37.200 on like Italian. It's it's great anyway. So he comes in, 1:26:37.360 --> 1:26:40.840 we're doing table reading. Everyone's kind of introducing themselves around 1:26:40.840 --> 1:26:43.240 the table. I'm like, hey, Amanda's I'm playing Lucky and 1:26:43.280 --> 1:26:45.519 he kind of leans over, looks at me and gives 1:26:45.520 --> 1:26:49.200 me the fingerpoint like hey, no way. Yeah, So guys, 1:26:50.200 --> 1:26:53.960 let's just say he remembered me. Forget about it, not 1:26:54.000 --> 1:26:56.960 an option. I love that you made an impact on 1:26:58.240 --> 1:27:01.439 You're kidding me, Bobby D. He didn't forget about it. 1:27:02.760 --> 1:27:05.719 He didn't forget about you. Hey. I got some nice 1:27:05.800 --> 1:27:08.240 flowers from him right here. I got some or kids, 1:27:08.400 --> 1:27:10.320 you're kidding me. He's a professional. 1:27:10.400 --> 1:27:12.200 What a freaking class act? 1:27:12.640 --> 1:27:14.800 Actually, you know what? And Adam knows this from doing 1:27:14.840 --> 1:27:19.000 The Intern. When you're in like the main cast, Bob 1:27:19.120 --> 1:27:21.200 sends you like a little letter that says break a 1:27:21.280 --> 1:27:24.479 leg with like like his from his stationery and stuff, 1:27:24.479 --> 1:27:26.679 and you're just like, oh, it's so cool. 1:27:27.040 --> 1:27:27.679 Min framed. 1:27:27.840 --> 1:27:28.920 Yeah, you framed me. Yeah. 1:27:28.920 --> 1:27:30.200 I thought you were going to say he sends you 1:27:30.200 --> 1:27:31.599 a horsehead in your bed. 1:27:31.680 --> 1:27:32.559 Oh my god. 1:27:32.640 --> 1:27:34.719 So these are stereotypes that I'm sure he's been battling 1:27:34.760 --> 1:27:36.920 his whole life, and you're just kind of joking about 1:27:37.000 --> 1:27:41.800 him forget about me. But no, he is a class actor. 1:27:41.960 --> 1:27:44.800 And because he knows, he knows, like pretty exciting to 1:27:44.840 --> 1:27:45.320 work with me. 1:27:45.520 --> 1:27:47.800 Yeah here, he's like, you're gonna want this? 1:27:48.160 --> 1:27:49.479 Oh are you freaking kid? 1:27:49.560 --> 1:27:51.599 Do you remember when he would like bring his cheese 1:27:51.680 --> 1:27:53.320 guy on the set of The Intern. 1:27:53.439 --> 1:27:56.240 I just talked about it the other day. Yeah, he's 1:27:56.240 --> 1:27:57.080 got a cheese guy. 1:27:57.400 --> 1:28:00.920 Yeah, he had a cheese guy would come on set 1:28:01.120 --> 1:28:03.720 that He's like he's like he'd come up and be like, hey, 1:28:03.760 --> 1:28:06.120 I don't know if you saw, but I got my 1:28:06.560 --> 1:28:10.760 cheese guy spinning some mozzarella, and he was like homemade, 1:28:10.760 --> 1:28:14.040 like spinning mozzarella like in the parking lot, and you 1:28:14.120 --> 1:28:17.080 come out and give you like little mozzarella balls on 1:28:17.160 --> 1:28:17.639 a stick. 1:28:18.320 --> 1:28:22.960 Sounds on a stick or like a skewer, Yeah, like 1:28:23.000 --> 1:28:27.960 a branch, like a skewer, like a little skewer of mozzarella. 1:28:27.439 --> 1:28:30.840 A branch. This is Bob we're talking about. Here's another 1:28:30.840 --> 1:28:34.000 weird thing. On his birthday, on the in turned his 1:28:34.120 --> 1:28:37.040 cheese guy came and he just had these giant plates 1:28:37.080 --> 1:28:42.760 of spoons full of rakata. Period. He's coming around and 1:28:43.040 --> 1:28:45.960 then I'm like, bro am, I for real about to 1:28:46.000 --> 1:28:48.840 just eat a spoon of rakatta, and people like it's 1:28:48.840 --> 1:28:51.120 pretty good. And I was like, all right, I'll grab 1:28:51.160 --> 1:28:53.760 one so I'm not like a jerk. Yeah, I eat 1:28:53.840 --> 1:28:58.320 it and instantly grabbed three more spoons. Yeah, don't go 1:28:58.320 --> 1:29:00.519 away from here. I'm like, it was so fun good 1:29:00.520 --> 1:29:03.200 with like a little dollup of you know, olive oil. 1:29:03.400 --> 1:29:04.320 It was so damn good. 1:29:05.280 --> 1:29:09.320 God stop, dude, that sounds so good. I want to 1:29:09.360 --> 1:29:10.360 get a cheese guy. 1:29:10.880 --> 1:29:11.439 I remember. 1:29:11.520 --> 1:29:15.960 I remember de Niro was he like he'd come to 1:29:16.040 --> 1:29:19.120 set and he wasn't in wardrobe yet and he was 1:29:19.160 --> 1:29:22.320 wearing his actual watch and we were rehearsing the scene 1:29:22.360 --> 1:29:25.439 before we all went into hair and makeup, and he 1:29:25.520 --> 1:29:27.280 had his actual watch and it was like, I forget 1:29:27.280 --> 1:29:29.719 what it was, but I like watches, and I mentioned 1:29:29.720 --> 1:29:31.800 that I liked his watch and I and I had 1:29:31.840 --> 1:29:33.200 my watch on and he was like. 1:29:33.120 --> 1:29:36.000 Oh you like watches on, Like uh huh. 1:29:35.240 --> 1:29:37.200 Oh, you like times. 1:29:37.240 --> 1:29:41.200 Can't even tell my best friend andres can't tell time, 1:29:41.280 --> 1:29:41.920 But that's cool. 1:29:42.000 --> 1:29:42.200 You do. 1:29:43.680 --> 1:29:47.800 This is important. I'm gonna remember him. He can't tell time. 1:29:47.800 --> 1:29:48.439 That's memorable. 1:29:48.439 --> 1:29:49.320 I'm gonna remember him. 1:29:49.360 --> 1:29:52.720 I won't remember you forget about me. 1:29:53.479 --> 1:29:58.120 I'm gonna forget about you. He goes, I'll give you 1:29:58.160 --> 1:30:01.080 my watch guy, and I like threw away the card 1:30:01.240 --> 1:30:03.679 immediately because I was like, there's no way in hell 1:30:03.760 --> 1:30:06.639 that I can afford de Niro's watch guy. 1:30:07.200 --> 1:30:08.160 Yeah, Like there's no. 1:30:08.120 --> 1:30:10.519 Way I would be able to afford a walk maybe 1:30:10.680 --> 1:30:12.680 maybe now I wish I had it. That was like, 1:30:12.800 --> 1:30:13.880 there we go, eight years ago. 1:30:14.080 --> 1:30:16.360 Well, durs, can't you ask Adam if you can get 1:30:16.400 --> 1:30:17.519 in touch with his watch guy? 1:30:18.280 --> 1:30:20.360 Yeah, please hook me up with de Niro's watch guy. 1:30:20.439 --> 1:30:22.040 He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'll 1:30:22.040 --> 1:30:23.439 be like, hey, your watch guy. 1:30:23.640 --> 1:30:25.920 He's like, I don't know who you're talking about, right, 1:30:25.960 --> 1:30:27.120 I never heard of him, not a fan. 1:30:27.200 --> 1:30:29.559 Didn't anyone tell you. There's a huge black hole of 1:30:29.560 --> 1:30:34.320 my memory in that movie. Forgot about it. 1:30:34.640 --> 1:30:36.880 The whole first half of the movie. I don't remember. 1:30:37.000 --> 1:30:39.280 Oh there's your size twelve shoe, right, I remember that. 1:30:39.680 --> 1:30:42.759 Oh yeah, Hey, I'm going to my buddy Adam's wedding. 1:30:44.160 --> 1:30:47.400 You said you're going to your buddy wedding. I missed. 1:30:47.400 --> 1:30:49.360 There was like a part of that I couldn't I 1:30:49.400 --> 1:30:50.439 couldn't even hear. 1:30:51.080 --> 1:30:53.240 It's like a bad drive through speaker. 1:30:53.400 --> 1:30:58.280 Yeah, right, you're going to your buddy wedding. So I'm old, 1:30:58.320 --> 1:31:01.240 I have. I had tapes before that. So my first 1:31:01.280 --> 1:31:05.280 tape was Simpsons Sing the Blues. First tape. Yeah, after 1:31:05.280 --> 1:31:07.639 they did The bar Man my neighborhood that. 1:31:07.880 --> 1:31:10.000 My aunt gave me all of her tapes. So, like, 1:31:10.040 --> 1:31:13.639 my first tapes were twelve Rick Springfield tapes. 1:31:13.880 --> 1:31:18.400 Oh so your musical taste isn't band. That's cool. 1:31:18.560 --> 1:31:20.800 Yeah, my aunt just like gave me like a ton 1:31:20.880 --> 1:31:22.439 of Rick Springfield tapes. 1:31:22.560 --> 1:31:24.400 And wait, what is his big jam? 1:31:24.479 --> 1:31:26.960 Do you know if I ever remember, I listened to 1:31:26.960 --> 1:31:29.360 it once and was like, you know this, I guess 1:31:29.360 --> 1:31:30.000 this isn't for me? 1:31:30.520 --> 1:31:32.240 Is that Jenny I got your number? Or is that 1:31:32.439 --> 1:31:36.599 the outfields? Jenny I got eight, six, seven, five three 1:31:36.640 --> 1:31:39.479 or nine? Jesse Girl? Oh the saying is Jesse's girl. Oh, 1:31:39.560 --> 1:31:44.800 Jesse's girl. That's a great sauce. That was Jesse's girl. Yeah, dude, 1:31:44.800 --> 1:31:48.080 if that was in the bins, He's girl. How could 1:31:48.120 --> 1:31:50.080 a findo like that? 1:31:53.520 --> 1:31:55.120 And then he gets a little nasty with it? 1:31:55.520 --> 1:31:59.360 Yeah, that's that's a music. Was sweatier, right, there. 1:31:59.280 --> 1:32:02.000 Was like a little didn't smell right, you know it 1:32:02.080 --> 1:32:04.200 was the cocaine, right, Yeah? 1:32:04.280 --> 1:32:05.080 Does that have a smell? 1:32:05.120 --> 1:32:06.240 Everyone had coke sweat. 1:32:06.240 --> 1:32:09.000 Does cocaine have a smell? Yeah? You gotta smell, Yeah, 1:32:09.000 --> 1:32:17.080 you gotta just smell this. What's happening here? Hey, it's back. 1:32:18.760 --> 1:32:21.920 Dude, urban legends. I thought that ship was true. 1:32:21.960 --> 1:32:23.960 I don't know. I remember hearing that like the new 1:32:24.040 --> 1:32:26.639 kids on the block had like to get their stomach 1:32:26.680 --> 1:32:28.240 pumped from like jizz or something. 1:32:30.000 --> 1:32:33.360 I feel like everybody, it was every every person was 1:32:33.439 --> 1:32:35.640 just getting their stomach pumped because they were swallowing too 1:32:35.680 --> 1:32:36.560 much jizz. 1:32:37.080 --> 1:32:38.920 Right, like a girl at a high school down the 1:32:38.960 --> 1:32:39.559 road or whatever. 1:32:39.800 --> 1:32:42.040 Yeah, we should start like an urban legend about our 1:32:42.120 --> 1:32:43.040 that actually happened to me. 1:32:43.080 --> 1:32:44.840 I had to get my stomach pumped from too much 1:32:44.920 --> 1:32:47.000 jizz chizz. Yeah, did you guys know that? 1:32:47.240 --> 1:32:49.360 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's awesome. 1:32:49.720 --> 1:32:53.479 You know why they dropped a best of this is important. 1:32:55.960 --> 1:32:58.920 The guys had to get their stomach They. 1:32:58.920 --> 1:33:01.200 All had to go to the hospital and get their 1:33:01.520 --> 1:33:02.560 stomach pumped. 1:33:02.280 --> 1:33:05.559 From because they saw too much jizz each other. I think. 1:33:05.600 --> 1:33:07.479 So it was like a gallon when they took it 1:33:07.520 --> 1:33:08.719 all out, it was like a gallon. 1:33:08.920 --> 1:33:11.280 There's gallons of jizz that they like from each other. 1:33:11.400 --> 1:33:14.040 I think, yeah, I think, wow, that's a lot of jizz. 1:33:14.280 --> 1:33:16.880 By the way, you're you're you're hearing these rumors and 1:33:16.920 --> 1:33:21.479 you're like eight, and you're like, it's called jizz. You're like, 1:33:21.640 --> 1:33:24.839 I think you understand, Like what it's a gallon of It's. 1:33:24.640 --> 1:33:27.040 A gallon, So yeah, you could just go to the 1:33:27.080 --> 1:33:30.200 hospital from It's a thing called jizz. 1:33:30.200 --> 1:33:33.960 Right, the dudes drink that much giz, so you're getting 1:33:33.960 --> 1:33:34.439 the best of. 1:33:36.160 --> 1:33:38.760 I remember hearing one this is legit. One I heard 1:33:38.760 --> 1:33:40.760 in high school was that a kid like at the 1:33:40.800 --> 1:33:44.360 other school, he was eating so much pussy that like 1:33:44.520 --> 1:33:47.240 his the acidity. He like couldn't He woke up and 1:33:47.240 --> 1:33:49.840 couldn't talk one day because like it like burned his tongue. 1:33:49.960 --> 1:33:53.080 Yeah, because the pussy was too hot. It was too fire. 1:33:53.280 --> 1:33:55.600 That's why I see. This is when we need a 1:33:55.640 --> 1:33:58.439 doctor in the building. Yeah, that can or can't have 1:33:58.560 --> 1:34:01.000 because I don't know, I don't feel like that could happen. 1:34:01.120 --> 1:34:05.960 Well, the classic one was Richer Gear, the urban legend 1:34:06.000 --> 1:34:08.479 of richer Gear getting his the gerbil stuck up his 1:34:08.520 --> 1:34:10.639 ass and you had to go to the the HR. 1:34:10.760 --> 1:34:12.920 To remove a gerbil up his. 1:34:14.320 --> 1:34:16.400 H he had to go to the HR. 1:34:16.479 --> 1:34:19.800 He had to go to the human resources at Universal 1:34:19.840 --> 1:34:20.519 Studio in. 1:34:20.400 --> 1:34:22.680 The resources department. No, he had to go to the R. 1:34:22.880 --> 1:34:25.760 Kind of evolved right into like it was like a 1:34:25.800 --> 1:34:27.960 tube and then it was a frozen gerbil, like a 1:34:28.040 --> 1:34:28.799 gerbil sickle. 1:34:28.960 --> 1:34:31.040 Well that's because somebody was like, well, how did he 1:34:31.120 --> 1:34:31.719 get the gerbil? 1:34:32.040 --> 1:34:35.479 Yeah, froze frozen. 1:34:35.720 --> 1:34:36.439 This is important. 1:34:36.600 --> 1:34:38.920 Oh no, well that was the that was the urban legend. 1:34:39.000 --> 1:34:41.360 It was like, no, they put it up there and 1:34:41.400 --> 1:34:42.400 then it squirms. 1:34:42.520 --> 1:34:43.360 That feels good. 1:34:44.000 --> 1:34:45.840 No, it squirms and it feels good, and then it 1:34:45.880 --> 1:34:48.240 finally dies and then you can't pull it out, and 1:34:48.320 --> 1:34:48.800 you're like. 1:34:48.760 --> 1:34:51.839 Oh what you had the urban legend where the gerbil 1:34:51.960 --> 1:34:55.000 died due I think like the urban legend, is it 1:34:55.040 --> 1:34:57.439 froze it? You put the frozen one in the butt. 1:34:57.600 --> 1:34:58.679 Yeah, it thaws out. 1:34:58.760 --> 1:35:00.919 Oh I never heard it that was frozen. 1:35:01.000 --> 1:35:03.439 You put the frozen one in your buddy thaws out, 1:35:03.439 --> 1:35:06.200 and that's when you start to feel it waking up, 1:35:06.640 --> 1:35:09.679 and then it crawls. What is a fucking encino man? Yeah, 1:35:09.720 --> 1:35:13.200 it just wakes up. Yeah, yes, this is it. 1:35:13.320 --> 1:35:16.679 So wait, it came back alive after being frozen, right. 1:35:16.520 --> 1:35:22.200 It was cryogenically frozen and you put it Hold up, what? 1:35:22.280 --> 1:35:25.360 Let me just say this, this is the problem. Richard Gear. 1:35:25.800 --> 1:35:29.080 Richard Gear was so fucking hot somebody had to knock 1:35:29.120 --> 1:35:30.639 him down to peckers. Yeah, they were like, I'm gonna 1:35:30.640 --> 1:35:30.920 suck this. 1:35:31.000 --> 1:35:33.080 And that's what happened to us when someone that started 1:35:33.080 --> 1:35:35.240 that rumor about us kidding our sommach's pumped from all 1:35:35.640 --> 1:35:39.799 from swallowing each other's a gallon of Yeah, that person 1:35:40.040 --> 1:35:43.040 that first started that that same person. 1:35:44.520 --> 1:35:47.639 The person whose birthday may or not be today. 1:35:47.840 --> 1:35:48.720 Whoever started that? 1:35:48.920 --> 1:35:50.960 I don't know. Hey, either way, you're getting the best 1:35:51.000 --> 1:35:54.960 of and Adam, this is for you right here. 1:35:55.000 --> 1:35:56.720 What is it? What is it? I see Adam's got 1:35:56.760 --> 1:35:57.400 a birthday today? 1:35:57.400 --> 1:35:57.720 Who's that? 1:35:58.120 --> 1:35:58.320 Yeah? 1:35:58.520 --> 1:36:02.840 Shout out from my cousin Christ. 1:36:03.320 --> 1:36:15.639 So many more on Channel for. 1:36:16.800 --> 1:36:19.519 No. I actually was really curious about like what like 1:36:19.680 --> 1:36:23.519 saying homeless, Like why that became a bad word because 1:36:23.560 --> 1:36:25.400 I know it is unhoused now, but. 1:36:25.280 --> 1:36:25.800 Oh it is. 1:36:25.960 --> 1:36:28.719 Yeah, I've never heard that in my life. 1:36:29.000 --> 1:36:31.040 Yeah, that's that's what people are rolling with now. That's 1:36:31.040 --> 1:36:32.559 the politically correct thing to. 1:36:32.800 --> 1:36:36.479 What's cool is how Adam you could be kind of 1:36:36.520 --> 1:36:39.360 sensitive about it. Oh okay, like you go, I've never 1:36:39.479 --> 1:36:40.799 heard that in my life. 1:36:40.880 --> 1:36:43.880 I mean I've never heard that ever. I've never even that. 1:36:43.880 --> 1:36:44.960 That is you've been working. 1:36:44.960 --> 1:36:48.040 You've been working, You've been working at home. He's been working. 1:36:48.120 --> 1:36:50.479 I haven't been in Los Angeles in a long time, 1:36:50.600 --> 1:36:52.920 an over over half a year. This is some new 1:36:52.920 --> 1:36:53.800 ship I'm catching up. 1:36:53.840 --> 1:36:57.960 Come back Faganism and unhoused, that's right, welcome back. 1:36:58.800 --> 1:37:02.080 Also is the exact same as homeless. 1:37:02.360 --> 1:37:05.680 Yeah, well, it's not though, it's not. I mean, I'm not, 1:37:05.840 --> 1:37:06.240 I mean. 1:37:08.360 --> 1:37:08.800 It is. 1:37:08.960 --> 1:37:11.120 It's like saying like it goes back to sliding the 1:37:11.200 --> 1:37:13.640 d MS. It's just a we're trying to change it 1:37:13.640 --> 1:37:14.160 a little bit. 1:37:14.360 --> 1:37:17.800 Yeah, it has negative connotations. 1:37:17.439 --> 1:37:19.280 Okay, just a different spin. 1:37:19.920 --> 1:37:22.040 Homeless means you're without a home. 1:37:22.840 --> 1:37:26.400 On means you you don't have that, don't have a house. 1:37:26.720 --> 1:37:29.680 A house, not a home a house. Those are two 1:37:29.760 --> 1:37:32.920 different things. I mean, that's who know, they're not not 1:37:33.000 --> 1:37:34.160 to me, right, I don't know. 1:37:34.240 --> 1:37:36.240 Okay, yeah, well but. 1:37:36.200 --> 1:37:39.800 That's what that's what we have to Uh, we have 1:37:39.880 --> 1:37:44.000 to realize that we're so charged. That's what we're supposed 1:37:44.040 --> 1:37:47.880 to be realizing right now. A home is where you 1:37:47.920 --> 1:37:49.880 hang your hat, you know what I mean? 1:37:50.640 --> 1:37:52.760 A house is where you hang your hat. No like, 1:37:52.840 --> 1:37:53.160 but you. 1:37:53.120 --> 1:37:56.439 Can hang your hat in places that aren't houses. That's 1:37:56.439 --> 1:37:57.000 what I'm saying. 1:37:57.040 --> 1:37:59.720 What a tree, well sure, yeah, yeah. 1:37:59.680 --> 1:38:01.479 Yes, you can put a hook anywhere and call that 1:38:01.600 --> 1:38:03.479 your home, but you can't call it a house. 1:38:03.520 --> 1:38:05.840 Look, get hang on, I'm not going to say this. 1:38:06.040 --> 1:38:09.280 I'll say this. It's not any of our producers, but 1:38:09.360 --> 1:38:13.000 we have someone in our chat who's going drug addicts 1:38:13.040 --> 1:38:16.800 now called a substance use disorder. Hey, we're not trying 1:38:16.840 --> 1:38:20.639 to pile on people here, Okay, we're not going after 1:38:20.720 --> 1:38:23.080 people changing the words. He's like, you can't call it 1:38:23.120 --> 1:38:25.080 anything what it was. We're not doing that. 1:38:25.439 --> 1:38:27.680 Just so, I was talking about this one thing of 1:38:27.760 --> 1:38:32.040 homeless versus unhoused and what the connotations. 1:38:31.400 --> 1:38:34.280 Are sure because to me, yeah, I mean, I don't know. 1:38:34.320 --> 1:38:37.479 I didn't see homeless as like something mean to say. 1:38:37.520 --> 1:38:40.200 But when you say, like other places can be homes 1:38:40.320 --> 1:38:43.720 that aren't houses, that makes sense to me. 1:38:44.080 --> 1:38:47.160 Yeah that's all right. But but but like there's a 1:38:47.160 --> 1:38:51.080 ton of people who don't live in houses either, And 1:38:51.120 --> 1:38:53.559 so what about those people who live in apartments or condos. 1:38:53.600 --> 1:38:54.959 We're just saying, fuck, yeah. 1:38:54.760 --> 1:38:57.760 They you know, they live in apartment apartments or condos 1:38:57.880 --> 1:38:58.680 or trailers? 1:38:59.040 --> 1:39:02.800 Are they on how Yeah? Well well that's what I'm saying. 1:39:02.800 --> 1:39:03.640 The semantics up it. 1:39:03.760 --> 1:39:07.320 I mean, my uncle was homeless or unhoused, and uh, 1:39:07.400 --> 1:39:09.880 he just said he was camping for like three years. 1:39:10.160 --> 1:39:12.360 Well there you go. He was like, I'm camping. 1:39:13.479 --> 1:39:15.240 In our driveway. Oh, there you go. 1:39:15.479 --> 1:39:17.880 We were like, are you still camping under the bridge. 1:39:17.880 --> 1:39:20.400 He's like, yeah, I'm camping there down still for a while, 1:39:20.720 --> 1:39:21.679 been camping for a while. 1:39:22.320 --> 1:39:24.799 Winning call him fucking campers. 1:39:25.200 --> 1:39:27.040 Okay, yeah, that's kind of cool. 1:39:27.160 --> 1:39:31.240 Yeah, urban campers, urban campers, that's not at all. Urban 1:39:31.320 --> 1:39:33.519 campers is a way cooler term than on. 1:39:33.880 --> 1:39:37.120 Cells in the room right right there. That's it. That's 1:39:37.160 --> 1:39:39.400 sci fi. All right, Well that might be too good. 1:39:39.479 --> 1:39:41.960 Damn been back for seven months and I come back, 1:39:42.040 --> 1:39:45.200 swing and get me in the fucking uh the room, 1:39:45.439 --> 1:39:46.120 City Council. 1:39:46.200 --> 1:39:50.680 So there's some urban campers at the base of this volcano, and. 1:39:50.760 --> 1:39:54.960 All beaver beavers shootout. 1:39:54.840 --> 1:39:56.560 Start coming out of the volcanoes. 1:39:57.080 --> 1:39:58.600 Volcane to beaver. 1:39:58.880 --> 1:40:03.720 We call him volcan to Beaver. Quest one, unhoused. 1:40:04.720 --> 1:40:08.120 Quest one, nobody believe one. 1:40:09.439 --> 1:40:12.080 You're setting yourself myself up for the sequels with that one. 1:40:12.120 --> 1:40:15.040 We have to you have to, Yeah, you have to 1:40:15.080 --> 1:40:16.320 because everything's commercial. 1:40:16.400 --> 1:40:20.880 Man always pitch something with quest one. Yeah, question. 1:40:21.000 --> 1:40:22.599 Well, that's that's like with Game Over. 1:40:22.640 --> 1:40:22.840 Man. 1:40:22.880 --> 1:40:25.439 We never really intended on doing a sequel, but we 1:40:25.600 --> 1:40:27.760 made sure that we had the option. Yeah. 1:40:27.760 --> 1:40:30.439 Absolutely, you go to the door is open. 1:40:30.520 --> 1:40:33.439 Keep those doors open for as many sequels as possible. 1:40:33.920 --> 1:40:37.720 We even named it, right, Yeah, yeah, Game Over game Overboard. 1:40:37.880 --> 1:40:40.720 Yeah, and then we we talked about doing a third 1:40:40.760 --> 1:40:43.920 one called game over Mom, where like the boat ends 1:40:44.000 --> 1:40:47.600 up crashing into Jamaica. That was Shaggy Yeah, and we 1:40:48.000 --> 1:40:48.840 get Shaggy. Yeah. 1:40:49.320 --> 1:40:52.960 We never made the sequel, but we had this one 1:40:53.320 --> 1:40:53.920 third one. 1:40:53.960 --> 1:40:56.920 Name Netflix is like cute. 1:40:56.800 --> 1:40:59.040 Hey, guys, fake, can we promise that every movie that 1:40:59.080 --> 1:41:01.880 we do together, we you end it with, Uh, it's 1:41:02.000 --> 1:41:03.160 a possible sequel. 1:41:03.600 --> 1:41:07.240 Absolutely, Yeah, as long as as long as Overboard is in. 1:41:07.280 --> 1:41:15.200 The Yeah, that's a really good package. You got freaking 1:41:15.439 --> 1:41:18.519 game over Man, game Overboard, game over Mon. 1:41:18.800 --> 1:41:22.880 Like that's huge. Game over dude. Oh it was game 1:41:22.880 --> 1:41:26.720 over Mom. No, but that that's comes that comes. I 1:41:26.760 --> 1:41:27.880 was buying that in the room. 1:41:28.080 --> 1:41:30.560 No, that's that's the straight to DVD. Fourth one that 1:41:30.640 --> 1:41:31.400 none of us are in. 1:41:31.560 --> 1:41:34.880 Yeah, that's the lower budget one. Yeah, that goes like 1:41:34.920 --> 1:41:37.760 a Lifetime movie of the Week. Yeah, where like this 1:41:37.840 --> 1:41:40.839 mom has to fucking like learn how to play video games. 1:41:40.920 --> 1:41:43.439 Yeah, she's she's like she's a bro mom for sure. 1:41:43.479 --> 1:41:47.439 That Yeah, it's the the true story of a bro mom. Yeah. Yeah. 1:41:47.760 --> 1:41:49.519 After I put the kids to bed, I just go 1:41:49.760 --> 1:41:52.680 right into modern warfare and just tear ship out. 1:41:52.760 --> 1:41:54.040 There's got to be a mom who does. 1:41:53.920 --> 1:41:56.920 That, right, Oh absolutely, I hope so for sure. 1:42:03.840 --> 1:42:07.479 But I saw Robert de Niro backstage at some award 1:42:07.560 --> 1:42:11.080 show and he comes through and I go, hey, Bob, 1:42:11.200 --> 1:42:13.519 and he stops and just looks at right at me, 1:42:14.040 --> 1:42:15.519 and I was like waiting for him to. 1:42:15.439 --> 1:42:18.360 Be like, oh hey, but he didn't say anything. 1:42:18.479 --> 1:42:21.479 And then I weirdly like stood my ground and didn't 1:42:21.520 --> 1:42:24.200 introduce myself, which is admittedly a weird thing to do, 1:42:25.160 --> 1:42:27.800 but I was just like kind of like you want 1:42:27.840 --> 1:42:30.439 a deer in headlights style, and I wanted him to 1:42:30.479 --> 1:42:33.599 go like, oh hey, how's it going, and then I'd 1:42:33.600 --> 1:42:33.920 be like. 1:42:33.880 --> 1:42:36.680 Oh yeah, Adam the intern, remember, But he didn't do that. 1:42:36.720 --> 1:42:38.880 He just stared and looked at me for I swear 1:42:38.920 --> 1:42:41.559 to you, like twenty seconds of just like looking at me, 1:42:41.600 --> 1:42:44.920 and then he goes hum and then walked away. 1:42:45.439 --> 1:42:47.639 I'm sure it was like you do, but I felt like. 1:42:48.600 --> 1:42:50.759 You get what you give. I'm gonna forget about goodbye. 1:42:50.800 --> 1:42:52.760 And then Chloe was like was right next to me, 1:42:52.800 --> 1:42:55.519 and she goes, what what the fuck was that? And 1:42:55.560 --> 1:42:57.800 I'm like, I don't know, I don't know what just 1:42:57.840 --> 1:42:58.360 happened to her. 1:42:58.479 --> 1:43:00.320 You've ever be getting out all your forget about it 1:43:00.439 --> 1:43:03.800 jokes here because you bring those to said, de Niro 1:43:03.920 --> 1:43:06.800 is gonna crack up too hard. I heard his tummy. 1:43:07.040 --> 1:43:10.320 I do not say around de Niro. We don't know 1:43:10.360 --> 1:43:12.240 what it means. We don't know what it means. 1:43:12.280 --> 1:43:14.800 I'm not gonna say gobble gulls. 1:43:15.280 --> 1:43:16.840 Well, now I'm trying to think if I had like 1:43:17.000 --> 1:43:20.479 unlimited fame or and money, not that it unlimited money, 1:43:20.520 --> 1:43:22.880 but like, what kind of guy would I have with me? 1:43:23.080 --> 1:43:27.599 Like a cheese guy is such a specific, cool fucking flex. 1:43:27.800 --> 1:43:29.479 Oh dude, what a great pull. 1:43:29.760 --> 1:43:33.479 Well, I think if you have starred in like ten 1:43:34.040 --> 1:43:37.360 of the biggest like mafia type movies of all time, 1:43:37.600 --> 1:43:40.000 you're just gonna have a cheese guy. The cheese guy's 1:43:40.040 --> 1:43:44.320 gonna find you and be like, hey, I'm your cheese guy. Now, 1:43:44.600 --> 1:43:47.720 anytime you need cheese, I'm your guy. 1:43:47.920 --> 1:43:50.200 Because it's like he just brings you the spoon of 1:43:50.280 --> 1:43:52.360 rikatta and he's like, hey, man, I'll bring the spoon 1:43:52.400 --> 1:43:55.840 of ricatta anywhere you go, anywhere. 1:43:56.160 --> 1:44:00.800 You're gonna love this. You're beating cheese guys away. There's 1:44:00.840 --> 1:44:03.320 so many cheese guys. It's like, well, I got another 1:44:03.320 --> 1:44:05.639 guy gotta weed through them. Look, if your priccada's better 1:44:05.680 --> 1:44:07.479 than that guy's ricotta, you could come with. 1:44:07.520 --> 1:44:10.640 Me if this guy offends you, If this guy's a 1:44:10.680 --> 1:44:13.400 Gobba goool and of any at all. 1:44:13.560 --> 1:44:15.559 Are you reading? Are you reading the Notes of the producer? 1:44:16.320 --> 1:44:20.519 Gobba gool is a nickname for pork, which I had. 1:44:21.680 --> 1:44:25.679 So you're just calling somebody. Yeah, so you're just saying food. 1:44:25.800 --> 1:44:28.439 That's a cool nickname. What's the little pork shoulder, little 1:44:28.479 --> 1:44:29.040 pistol starter. 1:44:29.560 --> 1:44:32.080 I just watched The Saints of Newark last night, and 1:44:32.160 --> 1:44:34.600 I swear they were like saying Gobba. 1:44:34.320 --> 1:44:36.320 Gool is, like you fucking idiot. 1:44:36.760 --> 1:44:39.040 Yeah, it's like calling somebody a piece of maloney. 1:44:39.280 --> 1:44:41.839 Yeah, in Gangs of New York, isn't he a butcher? 1:44:41.840 --> 1:44:44.599 Though I didn't say Gangs of New York. Many Saints 1:44:44.600 --> 1:44:48.040 of Newark, which is the Sopranos. 1:44:47.400 --> 1:44:50.160 Prequel, and we're back to it. We're back to it. 1:44:50.120 --> 1:44:54.040 It's the New York Newark thing. Bro, I just fuck click. 1:44:56.320 --> 1:44:58.640 When they're naming towns and cities. Who thought it was 1:44:58.680 --> 1:45:01.080 a good idea to be like, No, I said Newark. 1:45:01.120 --> 1:45:03.479 Actually it's different, And they're like because we already have 1:45:03.520 --> 1:45:04.360 a New York up here. 1:45:04.640 --> 1:45:07.479 It's like right there, it's right there, And you said 1:45:07.520 --> 1:45:09.800 New Work. It's just right across the bridge, so it's 1:45:09.960 --> 1:45:10.800 really really close. 1:45:10.880 --> 1:45:12.679 Oh you're New York, we're Newark. 1:45:12.760 --> 1:45:14.160 I feel like you just said you were going to 1:45:14.200 --> 1:45:17.000 start a New York, but there already is one. I said, 1:45:17.160 --> 1:45:17.599 New Work. 1:45:18.600 --> 1:45:21.519 No, no, no, no, I'm going to New York. It's a there's 1:45:21.520 --> 1:45:24.160 a G at the end. It's New York. It's right 1:45:24.200 --> 1:45:24.840 down the block. 1:45:24.880 --> 1:45:28.760 Okay, Now the bit is different because that's not even 1:45:28.800 --> 1:45:32.000 a place. How do you know why he's ticking the confines. 1:45:31.439 --> 1:45:31.800 Of the bit? 1:45:32.080 --> 1:45:34.719 I refuse, I refuse one. 1:45:34.640 --> 1:45:36.880 Of the confines of the bit. Blake doesn't color in 1:45:36.920 --> 1:45:39.200 the lines. Man, he goes, I can tell. 1:45:39.320 --> 1:45:46.720 I see his shirts are all tied. He's a crazy boy. 1:45:47.000 --> 1:45:49.439 Well, durs, how many other ways could we take a 1:45:49.479 --> 1:45:52.000 city by a city that sounds like a city but 1:45:52.040 --> 1:45:54.120 it's already there? Oh no, but I was trying to 1:45:54.160 --> 1:45:56.080 expand on the joke and go New York. 1:45:56.400 --> 1:45:58.360 But then but then you might as well just go 1:45:58.960 --> 1:46:02.479 puke Dork. And it's like, hey, hey, that's funny, But 1:46:02.600 --> 1:46:05.519 puke Dork doesn't exist or do Yorg, Do. 1:46:05.640 --> 1:46:11.320 Yorg, Do York when Mountain Dude takes over New York. 1:46:09.720 --> 1:46:13.840 Okay, guys, how how improv works? 1:46:14.000 --> 1:46:17.000 Is we yes and each other? I admit that New 1:46:17.080 --> 1:46:20.720 York was a stretch. Yeah and uh and I. We 1:46:20.720 --> 1:46:22.760 probably wouldn't have walked down that road if Blake didn't 1:46:22.840 --> 1:46:23.519 lead us down it. 1:46:23.560 --> 1:46:25.840 But now that Blake let us down New York, I 1:46:25.880 --> 1:46:28.000 feel like we've got to walk down this road with it. 1:46:28.240 --> 1:46:30.800 But Adam, let's all be honest. There is something very 1:46:31.600 --> 1:46:33.920 very satisfying and funny about every once in a while, 1:46:34.040 --> 1:46:38.679 just drop it a huge deny. Hey man, the crowd 1:46:38.720 --> 1:46:39.160 loves it. 1:46:39.520 --> 1:46:41.040 You love the crowd loves it. 1:46:41.360 --> 1:46:45.120 The crowd loves But you can take it deny and 1:46:45.200 --> 1:46:48.200 throw it right into right into fucking do York. And 1:46:48.240 --> 1:46:51.240 now come up with do premise, new premise. 1:46:50.960 --> 1:47:00.360 What happens in the future, Hey Kyle, Kyle, Now you can't, no, dude, 1:47:00.439 --> 1:47:04.640 someone just crashed their car into that ship, So goodder. 1:47:04.800 --> 1:47:07.120 I'll walk it down New York if you guys want, 1:47:07.200 --> 1:47:07.599 but all. 1:47:09.560 --> 1:47:12.880 Give me a pork shoulder gobb I think it's baff 1:47:12.920 --> 1:47:14.440 on gool, not gobblegool. 1:47:15.680 --> 1:47:20.240 Oh, Yeah, that's baf on gool. Yeah what is Maybe 1:47:20.240 --> 1:47:20.640 that's it? 1:47:20.720 --> 1:47:24.240 What do we let me just preface? Yeah, I don't 1:47:24.280 --> 1:47:26.800 know what I just said, so please don't cancel me. 1:47:27.120 --> 1:47:29.519 Right, you're going to get kicked off of the movie 1:47:29.520 --> 1:47:31.000 you're on tomorrow. 1:47:31.800 --> 1:47:34.679 We're not hearing this. Yeah, this is in the ship. 1:47:35.000 --> 1:47:37.439 He doesn't know, he doesn't know what it means. He's 1:47:37.479 --> 1:47:39.599 just saying it. He doesn't know that's what he's trying 1:47:39.600 --> 1:47:41.320 to say. It's okay, why are we doing? 1:47:42.240 --> 1:47:43.880 We want boff? I'm not finishing it? 1:47:43.960 --> 1:47:47.680 Oh, Italian wannabes okay, oh, perfect used by Italians to 1:47:47.760 --> 1:47:49.000 define Italian wannabes. 1:47:49.000 --> 1:47:52.640 People that want that are posers basically, Okay, okay. 1:47:52.400 --> 1:47:55.040 So that's blake. So that's that's what we're doing. That's 1:47:55.040 --> 1:47:56.160 what's happening right now. 1:47:56.520 --> 1:47:58.639 Yeah, so where we are being a bunch. 1:47:58.520 --> 1:48:01.400 Of gobbol We are gabba. 1:48:01.120 --> 1:48:03.960 Guls and it's close to Halloween, so maybe I'm a 1:48:04.000 --> 1:48:04.879 gaba gool. 1:48:07.320 --> 1:48:08.559 Yeah? Urs is that? 1:48:08.640 --> 1:48:09.880 Okay? Can you kill that? 1:48:09.920 --> 1:48:14.120 I thought it was fun, Like just being an old person, 1:48:14.280 --> 1:48:16.160 that's gonna be the most fun thing to do. You 1:48:16.160 --> 1:48:19.000 can get away with fucking everything right right? 1:48:19.080 --> 1:48:21.439 Yeah, you could do can you put my mic down 1:48:21.479 --> 1:48:23.840 my pants? I'm old. 1:48:25.600 --> 1:48:28.040 I'm just gonna take a piss right in the middle 1:48:28.080 --> 1:48:29.000 of home depot. 1:48:29.640 --> 1:48:32.000 What yeah, are you talking about it in life or 1:48:32.000 --> 1:48:33.679 what are you talking about on a set? 1:48:34.120 --> 1:48:35.280 No, I'm talking in life. 1:48:35.320 --> 1:48:35.479 Man. 1:48:35.640 --> 1:48:36.920 There's those toilets set up. 1:48:36.960 --> 1:48:39.720 You just act all confused, like, oh, I thought this 1:48:39.920 --> 1:48:40.720 was the bad Yeah. 1:48:40.880 --> 1:48:44.479 Oh, admittedly, like I feel like like you never take 1:48:44.560 --> 1:48:47.240 full advantage of your youth, and it seems like most 1:48:47.240 --> 1:48:50.040 old people don't take full advantage of just being old. 1:48:50.120 --> 1:48:51.679 Right, Yeah, you can get away with. 1:48:51.640 --> 1:48:54.880 Everything because once you get over like seventy seventy five, 1:48:55.240 --> 1:48:55.759 you can. 1:48:55.560 --> 1:48:56.800 Do whatever the fuck you want to do. 1:48:56.960 --> 1:49:01.680 People don't know you could well put together ninety you're 1:49:01.760 --> 1:49:02.120 just old. 1:49:02.120 --> 1:49:04.960 Did I accidentally get in the wrong car and drive 1:49:05.000 --> 1:49:06.160 it away? 1:49:06.240 --> 1:49:09.400 I mean, what was the Knoxville movie where he dressed 1:49:09.479 --> 1:49:09.880 up like. 1:49:10.000 --> 1:49:12.240 How as bad Grandpa? No? 1:49:12.360 --> 1:49:14.400 I think that was Robert d No. 1:49:14.439 --> 1:49:16.280 That was dirty Grandpa, Bad Grandpa. 1:49:16.439 --> 1:49:19.120 How is it not just a TikTok of somebody who 1:49:19.160 --> 1:49:22.679 like films their fun grandpa doing insane shit all the time. 1:49:23.320 --> 1:49:25.920 There might be I'm sure I think that's out there. 1:49:26.000 --> 1:49:28.360 That's gotta be out there got to join TikTok to 1:49:28.400 --> 1:49:28.880 find out. 1:49:29.160 --> 1:49:32.040 Yeah, none of us are plugged in enough to TikTok. 1:49:32.479 --> 1:49:33.559 You guys gotta get on. 1:49:33.840 --> 1:49:37.040 They're probably very famous. They're hosting SNL next week. 1:49:37.280 --> 1:49:38.160 I just don't even know. 1:49:38.479 --> 1:49:43.920 Yeah, absolutely, they're out there, the real dirty Grandpa. 1:49:42.880 --> 1:49:46.519 What that was like right around the time that they 1:49:46.840 --> 1:49:49.680 had to stop like having like dogs be mascots for 1:49:49.720 --> 1:49:52.840 beers and ship because Joe Cambll because kids are like 1:49:53.040 --> 1:49:54.160 that's awesome. 1:49:53.920 --> 1:49:57.160 Like Joe Camill couldn't be within like a mile. Hey, uncle, 1:49:57.360 --> 1:49:59.599 I picked up all this garbage so you could buy 1:49:59.600 --> 1:50:02.960 a sky Yeah dude, yeah bro Chaine wallet. 1:50:03.200 --> 1:50:07.200 Yeah, so you can rep your addiction, okay, on your sleep. 1:50:07.360 --> 1:50:09.439 I mean, but you would go through those catalogs and 1:50:09.520 --> 1:50:12.160 the gear was fucking sick. Oh my god. 1:50:12.320 --> 1:50:14.920 It goes for a lot on emails, especially Marlborough. 1:50:15.000 --> 1:50:17.719 Yeah they did. Whoever was doing that Marlborough gear. 1:50:18.560 --> 1:50:21.559 Go back on some camel stuff. There's some sick tank top. 1:50:21.800 --> 1:50:23.880 Should I, Oh my gosh, you want me to go 1:50:23.960 --> 1:50:24.400 back on that. 1:50:25.040 --> 1:50:29.519 Treat yourself yourself a little peak at the camel gear. 1:50:29.560 --> 1:50:31.320 I might take the night. I don't think I would 1:50:31.320 --> 1:50:33.439 wear cammel. I don't think i'd wear cammel. I know 1:50:33.520 --> 1:50:35.639 that I would fucking rock Marlboro, but I don't think 1:50:35.640 --> 1:50:36.599 I would wear camel. 1:50:36.760 --> 1:50:37.960 It's a disgusting happen. 1:50:38.280 --> 1:50:41.080 What are the what are the best I mean cool? 1:50:41.240 --> 1:50:43.479 What are the best cigarette brands? And where this is 1:50:43.479 --> 1:50:46.519 for people out there who are thinking about getting into smoking. Yeah, yeah, 1:50:46.800 --> 1:50:49.000 you don't want to make a false step. You want 1:50:49.000 --> 1:50:49.880 to do the right thing. 1:50:50.680 --> 1:50:53.160 Do you think smoking's ever going to come back? Do 1:50:53.200 --> 1:50:56.320 you think it'll be like almost retro to where people 1:50:56.360 --> 1:50:58.840 will be like, you know what, fucking oh. 1:50:58.720 --> 1:51:00.840 It will You're right, because you're be like, I'm off 1:51:00.840 --> 1:51:02.839 the vape, I'm onto like the old schools. 1:51:03.040 --> 1:51:06.160 Yeah, the vape is corny, vape corn like vinyl. 1:51:06.200 --> 1:51:08.360 You think it'll be like vinyl where people, oh, it 1:51:08.479 --> 1:51:09.679 just actually tastes better. 1:51:09.800 --> 1:51:10.800 Yeah, it's like. 1:51:10.720 --> 1:51:14.000 You're like us listening to our parents' records, and then 1:51:14.200 --> 1:51:17.639 for our generation it became cool to like collect records. 1:51:17.840 --> 1:51:19.360 That's what That's what I think is gonna happen with 1:51:19.360 --> 1:51:22.320 cigarettes or every like no one fucking smokes anymore, and 1:51:22.360 --> 1:51:25.280 then in like twenty years, while our fucking little ship 1:51:25.320 --> 1:51:28.879 head kids are gonna be like, right, actually, I'm a smoker. 1:51:29.000 --> 1:51:32.880 It's like people on old bicycles. You're like, congratulations, you 1:51:32.920 --> 1:51:34.439 know bikes are way better. 1:51:34.280 --> 1:51:39.080 Now, right, Yeah, they're not sixty pounds each exact Specialized Hello, 1:51:39.320 --> 1:51:41.559 e bye, dude. I'm so bummed. 1:51:41.600 --> 1:51:44.639 I got the Specialized bike and then I got COVID 1:51:44.680 --> 1:51:47.559 like the next day. So Specialized gave me this or 1:51:47.680 --> 1:51:53.880 gave us these super dope e bikes and uh, and 1:51:54.040 --> 1:51:56.240 I haven't even been able to really ride it because 1:51:56.280 --> 1:51:58.840 I got COVID and then now I'm I'm in it. 1:51:59.160 --> 1:52:01.439 So is this a shout out or a slam kick 1:52:01.600 --> 1:52:04.520 off or is this like introspective? 1:52:04.960 --> 1:52:07.200 They for sure gave me COVID. Now I don't think 1:52:07.320 --> 1:52:08.960 if anything, I might have gave them COVID. 1:52:09.880 --> 1:52:11.599 Yeah no, I just I just realized that I have 1:52:11.600 --> 1:52:15.000 this sick ass Specialized bike and I haven't even gotten 1:52:15.000 --> 1:52:15.400 to ride it. 1:52:15.560 --> 1:52:16.640 Yeah, you gotta get on that. 1:52:17.160 --> 1:52:17.719 It's awesome. 1:52:17.800 --> 1:52:19.760 Yeah, they're they're game changers. 1:52:19.880 --> 1:52:21.639 Do they work in the snow? It's about to start 1:52:21.680 --> 1:52:23.160 snowing up here in Torontos? 1:52:23.160 --> 1:52:24.040 On what tires you're. 1:52:23.960 --> 1:52:25.320 Going to get them? Snow tires? 1:52:25.360 --> 1:52:28.720 Hm, dude? Off road e biking in the snow. That's 1:52:28.760 --> 1:52:30.080 not kind of fucking dope as. 1:52:30.240 --> 1:52:31.240 Zoom zoom baby. 1:52:31.400 --> 1:52:33.559 What was the cigarette brand where it was like the 1:52:33.600 --> 1:52:35.920 pleasure is ours and it was always like people like 1:52:36.040 --> 1:52:36.800 outside on. 1:52:37.120 --> 1:52:40.400 Our companion podcast too, this is important the pleasure. 1:52:40.560 --> 1:52:42.800 It's cool. It's cool, that's cool. We were talking about No, 1:52:42.840 --> 1:52:45.200 it's new Parliament, new part. Yeah it was. It was green. 1:52:45.240 --> 1:52:46.640 I know it was green, remember, And it would just 1:52:46.680 --> 1:52:49.559 be like it would be like people doing activities like 1:52:49.760 --> 1:52:50.880 sailing or see. 1:52:51.160 --> 1:52:53.479 I love when they do that when it's like, uh, 1:52:53.680 --> 1:52:55.479 Michelo Ultra, it's like their. 1:52:56.520 --> 1:53:00.080 Beer is people. Uh just like jogging and ship it 1:53:00.240 --> 1:53:02.160 right and you're just like all right. 1:53:02.160 --> 1:53:04.760 Like no you're not. Yeah, yeah, I think fucking cool. 1:53:04.880 --> 1:53:07.200 Used to do that ship with the ciggies and Newport 1:53:07.280 --> 1:53:09.120 used to do that ship with the Cigi's hardcore. 1:53:09.280 --> 1:53:11.679 Yeah, didn't Newport. It was like they're always like sailine 1:53:11.760 --> 1:53:13.240 or some shit, it's Newport. 1:53:13.280 --> 1:53:15.880 It was all water based activities. Yeah, there you go. 1:53:16.080 --> 1:53:18.840 Yeah, you're you're out, you're having fun, You're you're getting 1:53:18.880 --> 1:53:19.400 lung cancer. 1:53:19.479 --> 1:53:21.440 I love the idea of Virginia slims. 1:53:21.520 --> 1:53:21.960 Oh yeah. 1:53:21.960 --> 1:53:27.160 It was like longer, little thinner long you know. Yeah, 1:53:27.240 --> 1:53:28.560 I like Paul Malls. 1:53:28.600 --> 1:53:31.840 Paul Mall, Yeah, like Paul Wall. 1:53:31.760 --> 1:53:35.240 Yeah, I like Paul Wall's cigarette. You like Candy paint ripping, Yeah, 1:53:35.600 --> 1:53:38.439 and Trunk's waving grills. 1:53:40.240 --> 1:53:44.040 There's something that I stumble upon every five years or so. 1:53:45.479 --> 1:53:46.639 Look at what I found, dude. 1:53:46.760 --> 1:53:48.479 Oh dude, that's from. 1:53:48.920 --> 1:53:51.320 Original chain wallet, mate. 1:53:51.400 --> 1:53:53.519 Describe to the audience what you are holding up? 1:53:54.000 --> 1:53:59.160 Okay, So so I've got my leather, smiley faced chain wallet. Ye, 1:53:59.520 --> 1:54:02.479 that I put just from hot topic and probably I 1:54:02.520 --> 1:54:03.600 don't know, maybe. 1:54:03.360 --> 1:54:06.719 That ninety six, ninety five or ninety six. 1:54:06.880 --> 1:54:08.960 Yeah, dude, Hey, it's pretty fly for white guys. I 1:54:09.000 --> 1:54:12.439 rEFInd this thing like every five years, I feel, and then. 1:54:13.000 --> 1:54:15.920 Every time you refined it, I'm right there with you 1:54:15.960 --> 1:54:19.479 when you're like when you're like what I just dug out, 1:54:19.600 --> 1:54:22.599 and I'm like, oh, yeah, like a smiley face cool. 1:54:23.200 --> 1:54:25.840 No, that thing is fucking sick cool. Are we getting 1:54:25.880 --> 1:54:30.360 Carls Junior or not? Did you guys rock chain wallets 1:54:30.439 --> 1:54:31.240 or what? Dude? 1:54:31.360 --> 1:54:34.960 Yes, there's no way, durs did. He's a Muppet babies 1:54:35.040 --> 1:54:37.360 fan fucking rugrads boy rugrats. 1:54:38.080 --> 1:54:39.200 Uh No, I didn't. 1:54:39.240 --> 1:54:44.440 I had a hemp necklace chain wallet, which was even crunchy, 1:54:44.560 --> 1:54:45.600 Like the chain was hamp. 1:54:45.720 --> 1:54:48.040 Yeah, the chain was hamp fuck it, I made it. 1:54:48.040 --> 1:54:52.880 It was I was Wait, Kyle has hearing COVID. 1:54:53.080 --> 1:54:55.120 By the time I was a senior in high school, 1:54:55.120 --> 1:54:57.720 I think I just really wanted people to know that 1:54:57.760 --> 1:55:01.440 I smoked weed. So, like I made, I had multiple 1:55:01.480 --> 1:55:04.680 hemp necklaces that I would wear. I had a bracelet, 1:55:04.800 --> 1:55:06.760 I had a hemp belt, and I had a hemp 1:55:06.880 --> 1:55:07.720 chain wallet. 1:55:07.920 --> 1:55:09.080 Right, all right, just. 1:55:09.080 --> 1:55:12.360 Letting people know, like this guy loves hemp. 1:55:12.120 --> 1:55:15.720 But like hemp just being a product of like marijuana. Right, 1:55:15.720 --> 1:55:17.520 But you don't nobody smoked he. 1:55:17.800 --> 1:55:19.960 No, no, no, you can't smoke the hemp. Right. 1:55:20.040 --> 1:55:21.560 But you know if you if you. 1:55:21.600 --> 1:55:24.480 Rock a lot of hemp, people are are gonna assume 1:55:24.560 --> 1:55:25.400 that you smoke weed. 1:55:25.400 --> 1:55:27.440 And I think that's what I was going for. 1:55:27.600 --> 1:55:29.960 Or you're just resourceful, that's true, Kyle. 1:55:30.080 --> 1:55:31.440 Yeah, Like hemp people. 1:55:31.200 --> 1:55:34.880 Have changed nowadays. Nowadays, it's like nowadays, if you're using it, 1:55:34.920 --> 1:55:39.080 you're like resourceful and fucking also smoking hell of weed. 1:55:39.160 --> 1:55:43.680 Bro. Yeah, hemp hats changed. I guarantee you the percentage 1:55:43.680 --> 1:55:48.120 of people who have a hemp product ninety eight percent 1:55:48.160 --> 1:55:51.200 of them smoking weed. Yes, they believe in the plant. 1:55:51.240 --> 1:55:53.600 It's true. Two percent of them didn't know the thing 1:55:53.640 --> 1:55:56.040 they got from their son for Christmas was made of hemp. 1:55:56.080 --> 1:55:57.600 But he's just like, how do you like? 1:55:57.840 --> 1:55:58.000 Op? 1:55:58.440 --> 1:55:58.720 Mom? 1:55:59.000 --> 1:56:02.160 It's actually a candles do you shirt? 1:56:02.280 --> 1:56:03.160 It's made a weed. 1:56:04.360 --> 1:56:08.120 It's so but it's like, it's like he so Actually 1:56:08.280 --> 1:56:15.760 his grandma put on the scar made the Grandma's like, 1:56:15.880 --> 1:56:18.120 you could have just got me like CBD oil and 1:56:18.160 --> 1:56:19.160 that would have been fire. 1:56:19.600 --> 1:56:21.960 And the grandma was like, I don't give a fuck. 1:56:22.160 --> 1:56:25.800 I ri right pulls the fucking bowl out of her butthole. 1:56:26.520 --> 1:56:32.000 We hypothetically cool, grandma ripping Grammy. Yeah, bro, I have 1:56:32.080 --> 1:56:33.440 a ball in my butthole. 1:56:34.000 --> 1:56:40.360 Huh, don't even trip, bro, I'm ripping bongs. H No, man, 1:56:40.880 --> 1:56:43.520 I didn't know that anybody who had an actual hemp 1:56:43.600 --> 1:56:46.960 chain wallet, but big up. I went straight to hot 1:56:47.000 --> 1:56:48.200 topic to get my dude. 1:56:48.240 --> 1:56:49.640 You should have came with me and Mike. 1:56:49.760 --> 1:56:52.160 How long was it? How long was it? Just? The question? 1:56:52.160 --> 1:56:54.120 Pretty long? It went down to about the knee like. 1:56:54.160 --> 1:56:56.440 Zoot suit style. That's the you don't want it to 1:56:56.440 --> 1:56:58.560 be long, right. The whole point is that that was it. 1:56:58.640 --> 1:57:00.720 That was the thing, is like they there was when 1:57:00.720 --> 1:57:03.440 it was in style, like after Blake got that, people 1:57:03.480 --> 1:57:07.400 would people would connect chains together and do long ass change. 1:57:07.640 --> 1:57:11.800 Remember that, also fucking multiple chains. 1:57:12.040 --> 1:57:14.360 We ain't talking titty boy. Is that why he got 1:57:14.400 --> 1:57:16.640 that name because he had a chain wallet? 1:57:16.960 --> 1:57:17.160 Yeah? 1:57:17.240 --> 1:57:18.840 Yeah, he had a watch. 1:57:19.080 --> 1:57:21.120 Get a pocket watch and a chain wallet. 1:57:23.120 --> 1:57:26.600 The Princess Bride is like everyone's favorite movie. 1:57:26.960 --> 1:57:30.480 Yeah, I mean that's a great school movie, school movie. Yeah, 1:57:30.680 --> 1:57:32.040 you watch it in school. 1:57:31.720 --> 1:57:35.680 When Harry met Sally rom a great school movie. 1:57:35.440 --> 1:57:37.960 That every time it rained and you couldn't go outside, 1:57:37.960 --> 1:57:39.919 they put on what's it called. 1:57:39.840 --> 1:57:44.520 Glory Hoosiers Glory. Yeah, Rudy Tucker a man in his dream. 1:57:45.040 --> 1:57:46.880 We watch Glory once a week. 1:57:47.400 --> 1:57:49.480 Oh no, it was always Princess Bride. 1:57:49.520 --> 1:57:52.640 That ship was always dude, I never got to watch that. 1:57:53.440 --> 1:57:55.080 Yeah, they would wheel out the little TV. 1:57:55.680 --> 1:57:57.720 I mean, that's a that's a pretty cool deep cut. 1:57:58.120 --> 1:58:01.120 The best movie I ever saw in school was Sucking Tucker. 1:58:02.360 --> 1:58:05.720 But what's crazy, Carrie el Wes. He's in both of those. 1:58:05.840 --> 1:58:07.880 What the funk's up with that? I don't know? 1:58:07.920 --> 1:58:11.440 Man, And he's in works. So yeah, he's a artist. 1:58:11.480 --> 1:58:14.920 What are your edibles telling you about that? Wait? What's 1:58:14.920 --> 1:58:16.839 he in? What's princes? 1:58:17.320 --> 1:58:17.440 Did? 1:58:17.600 --> 1:58:20.800 We did it all right? Carry el Wes was in uh, 1:58:22.160 --> 1:58:30.280 Princess Bride and Glory Glory Glory. Oh, okay, okay, cool 1:58:30.800 --> 1:58:35.960 to the bottom of that. And as Adams said, we're 1:58:36.080 --> 1:58:40.240 call it very cool, very fun. That episode was actually 1:58:40.240 --> 1:58:43.120 fun because we had two iconic dudes from way back. 1:58:43.280 --> 1:58:49.760 We had Biff Biff also now known as Tom Wilson. 1:58:50.200 --> 1:58:55.640 Tom Wilson, Uh, what a nice guy. 1:58:56.320 --> 1:59:00.480 It's always being I'm not talking. 1:59:00.680 --> 1:59:04.680 Yeah, you know, you gotta gotta float for Tom. 1:59:03.560 --> 1:59:08.200 Okay, don't call him with chicken. Okay, it's a scream 1:59:08.280 --> 1:59:15.320 door in the battleship scream acting looking like Carrie Hill 1:59:15.400 --> 1:59:19.680 said yeah, okay, coming to you a man. 1:59:20.000 --> 1:59:29.160 To Okay, I had the mic. It's tight, he's on 1:59:29.240 --> 1:59:30.960 the incredible battle. 1:59:35.560 --> 1:59:39.000 Blake hit him. He turned off the beat. Blake turned 1:59:39.040 --> 1:59:43.080 off the beat. I's dont get sued, man. I don't 1:59:43.080 --> 1:59:45.720 want to get man. It's easier to hold in the 1:59:45.800 --> 1:59:54.720 pee than pooh man to me. You know, yo, let 1:59:54.760 --> 1:59:59.840 me know what do you need two bars? We got you? Hey, 1:59:59.840 --> 2:00:00.960 I just need that one bar a. 2:00:02.480 --> 2:00:02.640 Bar? 2:00:04.560 --> 2:00:13.880 Wow, okay, eating up, dude, I got a big barn right. 2:00:13.800 --> 2:00:17.600 Now, whip it? Can we see? Can you whip it 2:00:17.800 --> 2:00:21.440 back and forth? Whip the day? Yeah, let me see it. 2:00:22.840 --> 2:00:26.520 Oh yeah, Well we talked on on the pleasure is ours? 2:00:27.320 --> 2:00:31.040 Miss Sorry about that, I missed it. It's okay. 2:00:31.800 --> 2:00:35.800 Anders was being a big time movie star and flexing 2:00:35.840 --> 2:00:36.120 on us. 2:00:36.400 --> 2:00:39.600 Actor huge act was needed on set, we say. 2:00:39.560 --> 2:00:41.919 And refused to do the podcast. 2:00:41.960 --> 2:00:44.560 But we're doing this one now and we all agreed 2:00:44.800 --> 2:00:49.080 that we're all going to get kitchen with the thing 2:00:49.120 --> 2:00:52.680 that you wave food on scale and scale they call 2:00:52.760 --> 2:00:57.520 them scales, and we're all going to weigh our cocks 2:00:57.800 --> 2:01:01.160 and see how heavy the meat is our cock is? 2:01:01.520 --> 2:01:04.040 Do I have to do? I? Do I have to? 2:01:05.120 --> 2:01:08.480 You have to? We all agree they want two numbers. 2:01:08.520 --> 2:01:10.840 You don't have to do it well, because we were 2:01:10.880 --> 2:01:13.600 talking about like who has the heaviest cock? 2:01:13.880 --> 2:01:14.640 I said Adams? 2:01:14.640 --> 2:01:16.360 Adams said his cock was small, and I said it 2:01:16.800 --> 2:01:19.800 rings a little heavier than mine. 2:01:19.120 --> 2:01:24.040 It seems right, maybe not larger, but heavier. 2:01:24.400 --> 2:01:26.720 Yeah. Is it cool if I if I get a 2:01:26.760 --> 2:01:30.040 boner and then I do a handstand that pushes it 2:01:30.040 --> 2:01:33.560 pushes down on the scale, winning did you guys already 2:01:33.560 --> 2:01:33.960 cover this? 2:01:34.040 --> 2:01:36.440 Holy shit, this is one hundred and ninety pounds. 2:01:36.520 --> 2:01:40.840 Have you covered this already? It's a cock push up? Yeah. 2:01:41.000 --> 2:01:45.240 The first number is weight of dick only dick, no balls, 2:01:45.360 --> 2:01:49.120 second number is weight of dick with balls, and third 2:01:49.200 --> 2:01:52.040 number is about already. 2:01:54.800 --> 2:01:57.240 Well, no, the boner I might not because it'll it'll 2:01:57.320 --> 2:01:58.920 kind of raise off the scale. 2:01:59.240 --> 2:02:00.760 You won't be able to you know what I mean. 2:02:00.880 --> 2:02:02.560 Oh, you'll have to press it down. I think one 2:02:02.600 --> 2:02:05.080 of my first tweets ever was and when I when 2:02:05.080 --> 2:02:06.480 I was trying to be like, what's going to make 2:02:06.480 --> 2:02:07.080 a mark here? 2:02:07.160 --> 2:02:10.600 I was like, Yeah, content is king content. 2:02:10.680 --> 2:02:13.080 I love your content content exactly. 2:02:13.120 --> 2:02:15.840 I was like, here we go, Twitter, Do you way 2:02:15.880 --> 2:02:18.240 more when you have a boner? Do you way more 2:02:18.320 --> 2:02:21.040 when you have a boner? Yeah? Do you way more 2:02:21.280 --> 2:02:24.000 when you have a b That's a great question. Suddenly 2:02:24.040 --> 2:02:26.240 are you like, whoa, I'm tipping the scales here? And 2:02:26.280 --> 2:02:27.320 then it's like no. 2:02:27.160 --> 2:02:29.280 No, the blood just moved from from elsewhere. 2:02:29.320 --> 2:02:32.560 Yeah, the displacement theory doesn't work. Well. Does ice weigh 2:02:32.600 --> 2:02:33.240 more than water? 2:02:33.360 --> 2:02:33.480 No? 2:02:35.040 --> 2:02:36.720 Yeah, I guess that is the exact same thing. 2:02:36.840 --> 2:02:39.600 Actually, Blake, I think you're right, you're onto something scientifically, 2:02:39.600 --> 2:02:42.120 because I don't think that ice and water weigh the same. 2:02:42.240 --> 2:02:45.000 I think there's some mixture of ice is filled with air. 2:02:45.600 --> 2:02:49.040 Right, So when you get a boner, who's to say 2:02:49.200 --> 2:02:52.760 you're not getting more air in your bloodstream? Maybe you 2:02:52.800 --> 2:02:55.160 don't have more blood, Maybe you have more air. 2:02:55.320 --> 2:02:57.040 Right, your dick is full of air. 2:02:57.320 --> 2:02:59.080 You're a stupid dumb ass. 2:02:59.160 --> 2:03:00.680 Ye, it's like a hot air balloon. 2:03:00.920 --> 2:03:03.320 Yeah, if you found out your dick was full of air, 2:03:03.480 --> 2:03:03.800 uh huh. 2:03:03.880 --> 2:03:04.720 Yeah, it's science. 2:03:04.920 --> 2:03:06.040 It's a balloon animal. 2:03:06.280 --> 2:03:09.120 That's why it rises. It's a it's a hot air balloon. 2:03:09.200 --> 2:03:10.840 That's right, exactly, that's tight. 2:03:10.920 --> 2:03:12.640 I do wish when you got a boner it squeaked 2:03:12.680 --> 2:03:13.560 like a balloon animal. 2:03:13.720 --> 2:03:17.920 Yeah, helium fills the shaft and it rises. And then 2:03:18.080 --> 2:03:20.840 that's why when if you spring the league and somebody 2:03:20.840 --> 2:03:25.360 sucks on it, their their voice goes, why what, that's 2:03:25.360 --> 2:03:29.120 why there's helium and you don't get After somebody sucks 2:03:29.160 --> 2:03:31.560 on your dingy, their voice gets all high after they 2:03:31.600 --> 2:03:31.960 do it. 2:03:32.520 --> 2:03:34.760 Wait what they're like, I gotta. 2:03:34.640 --> 2:03:35.240 Wash my face. 2:03:35.520 --> 2:03:38.040 I trying to feel like if I remember that I 2:03:39.160 --> 2:03:43.920 got to wash my face oh boy, you scoundrel. Yeah, 2:03:43.920 --> 2:03:45.880 oh sorry, you guys. 2:03:45.960 --> 2:03:47.120 Sorry, that's how I do it every time. 2:03:47.160 --> 2:03:59.280 I know that's big of you. You know what. 2:03:59.560 --> 2:04:00.760 You're in a room, Gloyd, Ye. 2:04:00.880 --> 2:04:01.800 Yes, sorry, dog. 2:04:01.880 --> 2:04:04.400 I always That's why I went to the fucking Sizzler 2:04:04.520 --> 2:04:05.440 was to get the buffet. 2:04:05.520 --> 2:04:07.600 Oh yeah, dude, I forgot. You're a gangster. You go 2:04:07.600 --> 2:04:10.200 to Sizzler and don't get the fucking steak. You fucking 2:04:10.400 --> 2:04:12.360 door cups winning. 2:04:12.080 --> 2:04:14.680 You don't get lobster GE's up, hoose down. 2:04:15.120 --> 2:04:16.920 Uh that was my my ship back. 2:04:17.080 --> 2:04:18.920 You know, when I was a kid, I used to 2:04:19.680 --> 2:04:21.640 my family when it was your birthday, you got to 2:04:21.680 --> 2:04:23.520 choose the restaurant that you get to go to. 2:04:23.720 --> 2:04:26.680 Yes, Sizzler. 2:04:27.040 --> 2:04:29.640 No, literally, I remember being a kid. I knew my 2:04:29.720 --> 2:04:31.520 family was on a budget, you know. I just that's 2:04:31.520 --> 2:04:33.520 the thing that I hear my mom talk about. So 2:04:33.560 --> 2:04:35.960 I remember seeing a commercial for Sizzler and they had 2:04:36.000 --> 2:04:39.720 that garnish and it's like it looks so fucking good, 2:04:39.880 --> 2:04:42.760 and I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna I can't believe 2:04:42.800 --> 2:04:44.960 I'm even floating this idea. So I was all, I 2:04:45.000 --> 2:04:48.840 was mad, nervous, and I'm like, for my birthday I 2:04:48.840 --> 2:04:51.320 I hope we can afford it. I would really like 2:04:51.360 --> 2:04:55.600 to go to Sizzler, and my mom goes, yeah, I 2:04:55.600 --> 2:04:59.080 think we can swing that, honey, all right man. Yeah, 2:04:59.160 --> 2:05:00.440 she like took me on a little bit of a 2:05:00.520 --> 2:05:04.320 ride and I'm like, oh, special Tree. 2:05:04.360 --> 2:05:06.400 That was a big deal to go to Sizzler, man, 2:05:06.480 --> 2:05:09.400 bro Like I've I remember people would always say it 2:05:09.400 --> 2:05:11.040 when they won, like, what are you going to do next? 2:05:11.080 --> 2:05:14.600 I'm going to Sizzler, right like. 2:05:14.040 --> 2:05:14.920 That was Disneyland. 2:05:15.000 --> 2:05:16.720 Disneyland, it was Sizzler. 2:05:17.560 --> 2:05:19.280 They've literally never said. 2:05:19.200 --> 2:05:21.400 It wasn't there wasn't there a dance or something like 2:05:21.480 --> 2:05:24.560 I'm going to Czer, I'm going to Cler. 2:05:24.800 --> 2:05:31.520 I'm going They never going to Disneyland. 2:05:31.560 --> 2:05:35.040 You And then I like what you said when they won. Yeah, 2:05:35.240 --> 2:05:37.720 not even like a championship, just like a regular game. 2:05:38.040 --> 2:05:40.640 You just want the championship. I swear somebody said they're 2:05:40.680 --> 2:05:44.760 going to You just want to be a championship. I'm 2:05:44.800 --> 2:05:49.840 going to Siman, you just scored the winning touch was 2:05:50.320 --> 2:05:53.800 going I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yeah, I thought it 2:05:53.840 --> 2:05:57.360 was like some Olympians Sizzler, man. I thought some like 2:05:57.440 --> 2:05:58.680 Olympians or something. 2:05:58.760 --> 2:06:02.520 I heard Disneyland and in his little brain he heard 2:06:02.600 --> 2:06:04.280 Sizzler man go. 2:06:04.360 --> 2:06:05.680 To Sizzler Mann. 2:06:06.200 --> 2:06:11.400 Yeah, I swear Sizzler man, you are so dumb. 2:06:12.000 --> 2:06:13.400 I thought I think it was a thing to go 2:06:13.480 --> 2:06:15.640 to Sizzler for your birthday though, right, because there's like, 2:06:15.680 --> 2:06:19.480 it's your birthday, you go to Sizzler, Like, I feel like. 2:06:19.520 --> 2:06:22.680 What are you? No one has ever said this. 2:06:22.760 --> 2:06:25.000 Dude, what are you talking about? What reality are you 2:06:25.040 --> 2:06:28.600 living in? Does nobody have this ref hitting the pipe? Buddy? 2:06:29.160 --> 2:06:30.920 I don't know if I've been to Sizzler what is 2:06:31.000 --> 2:06:33.240 this what they sing to you. 2:06:36.800 --> 2:06:39.240 I would like to compliment all of us actually, because 2:06:39.240 --> 2:06:43.440 I believe we started making content together and I think 2:06:43.480 --> 2:06:46.440 we have a hell of a lot of great content 2:06:46.520 --> 2:06:47.720 in our way. 2:06:47.880 --> 2:06:50.480 And you know, when we when we do it, we 2:06:50.560 --> 2:06:52.920 do it together. And I'm just happy to be here 2:06:52.960 --> 2:06:53.560 with you guys. 2:06:55.800 --> 2:06:59.600 When we when we go we go hard, we go hard. 2:07:00.160 --> 2:07:01.640 And I love that you're saying, when we do it, 2:07:01.680 --> 2:07:04.280 we do it together. Adam is in Atlanta making something 2:07:04.320 --> 2:07:12.520 without us imbile. We're in Canada, but when we make it, Yeah, but. 2:07:12.960 --> 2:07:13.920 Look at this guy's. 2:07:13.760 --> 2:07:16.600 Well, you know what, different parts of the country and 2:07:16.680 --> 2:07:19.480 the world. Yes, but we still come together for the 2:07:19.560 --> 2:07:23.360 pod because we love making content together. 2:07:28.640 --> 2:07:30.919 That's what you're doing, right. Oh, look at Kyle. 2:07:31.040 --> 2:07:34.839 Very very I'm sorry, I'm stone, I'm sorry. 2:07:34.880 --> 2:07:37.040 I've been stoned. We do two more minutes. Kyle just 2:07:37.040 --> 2:07:40.360 took a big in here. Okay. You know I fought 2:07:40.400 --> 2:07:41.440 through that whole one. 2:07:42.040 --> 2:07:45.480 Hi boy, you fought through okay because you you weren't high. 2:07:45.520 --> 2:07:46.040 You couldn't know. 2:07:46.080 --> 2:07:48.240 I was very high for pretty much the whole time. 2:07:48.360 --> 2:07:53.800 Oh nice, Yeah, I lost my mind on the last podcast. 2:07:53.840 --> 2:07:55.880 I was I got too high and I was too 2:07:55.960 --> 2:07:59.240 I was crying from from laughing. My my good friends. 2:07:59.360 --> 2:08:02.400 I love you guys, Tony guys. This is important, all right, Okay, 2:08:02.440 --> 2:08:04.640 So that's it, right, and that's it. 2:08:05.520 --> 2:08:07.360 I don't know, and we're done, and we are done. 2:08:07.480 --> 2:08:09.520 I don't even know, and we are done. 2:08:09.960 --> 2:08:15.520 Last one we rolled up really slizzard and I just 2:08:15.560 --> 2:08:16.240 feeling ballsy. 2:08:16.320 --> 2:08:17.800 I'm like pizzas on me. 2:08:18.720 --> 2:08:21.240 People were cool that macaroni and cheese. 2:08:21.240 --> 2:08:24.040 Ba. It wasn't even to dodge the line. We already 2:08:24.040 --> 2:08:25.440 bought it, and you were like black. 2:08:25.560 --> 2:08:28.400 Yeah, I miss getting a slizzard with you, guys. I've 2:08:28.440 --> 2:08:30.640 been slizzard with my boys in quite a while. 2:08:31.040 --> 2:08:31.640 To get slippered. 2:08:31.680 --> 2:08:32.600 When was the last time I got? 2:08:32.560 --> 2:08:32.600 It? 2:08:32.720 --> 2:08:35.840 Was the bash that the last that wasn't too long? Yeah, 2:08:35.960 --> 2:08:40.680 the wedding and weddings your way, Oh yeah, yeah. 2:08:40.840 --> 2:08:44.240 It's never enough. It's never enough ever, dude. Honestly, Adam. 2:08:44.400 --> 2:08:48.480 After your wedding, I went sober for twenty two days, dude. 2:08:48.480 --> 2:08:52.520 But now and this Villager dropped and I had to get. 2:08:52.120 --> 2:08:53.440 Back on this sauce. 2:08:53.600 --> 2:08:56.360 Kyle was like Kyle thought he had just like, oh wait, 2:08:56.600 --> 2:08:59.280 can't keep going for twenty three, twenty four, twenty five? 2:08:59.400 --> 2:09:03.720 No, no, how could you not enjoy a Villager mango margarita? 2:09:03.840 --> 2:09:06.000 My god, it's delicious. Is that just a big drink 2:09:06.000 --> 2:09:08.600 in a can? That's right? Yeah, that's right, it's very good. 2:09:08.680 --> 2:09:09.080 I love it. 2:09:09.200 --> 2:09:11.440 Yeah, I love that those are becoming a thing. 2:09:11.800 --> 2:09:15.920 I think my co stars in this movie about my 2:09:15.960 --> 2:09:19.240 father that mobile. Yes, I want to hear more about Alabama. 2:09:19.320 --> 2:09:21.560 I think they think I'm like a drunk because at 2:09:21.560 --> 2:09:23.560 dinner I would get like three or four drinks and 2:09:23.560 --> 2:09:25.240 they'd be like, i'll get it. I'll have a drink 2:09:25.240 --> 2:09:27.480 today that could be a nice yes, And I'd be like, 2:09:27.480 --> 2:09:29.240 I need another margarita, and they would be like. 2:09:29.200 --> 2:09:32.760 Oh, yeah, guys, we're we're animals. We're animals. 2:09:32.800 --> 2:09:36.160 Yeah, I sometimes forget that we are little monsters. 2:09:36.360 --> 2:09:38.240 Yes, and uh great movie. 2:09:38.280 --> 2:09:40.840 Yeah, we we just dread people on at the table unfortunately. 2:09:40.920 --> 2:09:41.120 Yeah. 2:09:41.240 --> 2:09:42.959 No, And we might be a little. 2:09:42.720 --> 2:09:44.760 Bit of alcoholics, but you know, I mean we have 2:09:44.800 --> 2:09:46.000 fun with it, right. 2:09:48.280 --> 2:09:51.640 I'm normally keeping paced with like a tiba and a 2:09:51.760 --> 2:09:57.600 tiba is it the Yeah, man, that's why I. 2:09:56.160 --> 2:09:58.040 I know, no, I mean, I'm watching you guys. 2:09:58.040 --> 2:10:00.440 It is very interesting from that because you know, like 2:10:00.480 --> 2:10:02.920 we came up together and fucking I still got the 2:10:03.000 --> 2:10:05.560 rowdy in me even when I don't drink. You know, 2:10:05.640 --> 2:10:07.720 I can still like fucking turn up with you guys. 2:10:07.760 --> 2:10:12.160 But the level at which the turn up occurs is 2:10:12.920 --> 2:10:15.000 fucking nuts, dude. 2:10:15.120 --> 2:10:17.600 Yeah, we're still turning it up to eleven. Yeah, I wonder. 2:10:17.640 --> 2:10:18.800 I wonder when that'll stop. 2:10:19.040 --> 2:10:20.960 When you have a heart attack? Is this the podcast 2:10:21.000 --> 2:10:22.840 where we just go what the fuck are we doing? 2:10:23.000 --> 2:10:23.640 Yeah? 2:10:23.800 --> 2:10:26.120 We're thirty eight knocking on forty Yeah. 2:10:26.200 --> 2:10:29.800 Yeah, zquil And that's I mean, bro, there's a lot happening. 2:10:29.920 --> 2:10:31.320 There's a lot happening. 2:10:31.520 --> 2:10:32.320 There's a lot happening. 2:10:32.520 --> 2:10:34.400 Yeah, crazy it's slizzarded sizzler. 2:10:34.480 --> 2:10:34.880 I love it. 2:10:34.920 --> 2:10:38.840 I love that there's a lot happening. Yep, yep, I 2:10:38.920 --> 2:10:41.560 love it. Hard lessons there's a lot. 2:10:41.640 --> 2:10:43.640 There's a lot happening. Yeah yeah, and I love it 2:10:43.800 --> 2:10:44.280 there is. 2:10:46.040 --> 2:10:48.080 Well yeah, no, thank you, thank you for giving us 2:10:48.120 --> 2:10:51.320 a week off. I enjoyed it. This is a chore 2:10:51.400 --> 2:10:51.640 for me. 2:10:52.000 --> 2:10:55.400 Well, I'll say I enjoyed coming back and talking to 2:10:55.440 --> 2:10:57.320 you guys. My gosh, I missed the hell Abby. 2:10:57.440 --> 2:10:57.920 I did too. 2:10:58.360 --> 2:10:59.160 I missed you guys. 2:11:00.000 --> 2:11:02.520 This is an absolute chore for me. I have an 2:11:03.080 --> 2:11:07.520 here's my apology, Kyle. I'm sorry we're still friends. I 2:11:07.840 --> 2:11:10.320 don't wanna be that black cloud over you. 2:11:10.640 --> 2:11:14.560 So sorry that we're pressuring you into this friendship. 2:11:14.760 --> 2:11:17.800 Super rough. I loved the week off. It's rough to 2:11:17.840 --> 2:11:19.800 do this with you guys every week. 2:11:20.480 --> 2:11:21.040 I don't like it. 2:11:22.120 --> 2:11:24.400 Just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I enjoy it with 2:11:24.440 --> 2:11:24.880 you guys.