Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they can. You can hear
Speaker 1: us and see this and stuff. Hello, what's up? Man?
Speaker 2: Who do I talk to?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Talk to me? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'm just kidding. Comfortable.
Speaker 1: How do you feel being a gecko right now?
Speaker 2: It's great and like, uh, it's a little different.
Speaker 4: It's hard to like, you know, I have O c D,
Speaker 4: so like itching and scratching is a little tough and
Speaker 4: I'm trying.
Speaker 1: Really you can't. I mean, if you it's it's okay.
Speaker 1: If you know, you scratch the paint here and there
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: You have the holes if I wish I had holes
Speaker 2: in my fingers. Should I be holding this to Mike?
Speaker 1: Can they yeah? Yeah, no, they can get I think
Speaker 1: they can hear yeah? Are you holding?
Speaker 2: Can you guys hear me? Who might do? I look
Speaker 2: at you?
Speaker 1: You can look at me, you can look at the
Speaker 1: you can look at whatever. There's no rule, there's no
Speaker 1: there's there's there's no uh, there's no rules here.
Speaker 4: I just found out what a mod is. Shout out
Speaker 4: to all the mods.
Speaker 1: You were you were saying you don't spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time on the internet.
Speaker 2: Of that was that cool?
Speaker 1: Was that cool to shout out of the bonds. I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, moderators, you know, they have definitely
Speaker 1: a a not what's the word unsung hero they're unsung heroes,
Speaker 1: so I feel like they would they appreciate a shout out.
Speaker 4: What's like the hierarchy of like, so there's you, you're
Speaker 4: the creator?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: And then is it go right to MOD?
Speaker 5: And then?
Speaker 1: And then I would say it goes right to mod?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And then what about But I'm also I have moderator privileges?
Speaker 4: What about MOD? Then after MOD? It's just innocent bystand After.
Speaker 1: MOD, there's there's vi P what's vip? VIPs? Can they
Speaker 1: so when the chat goes into slow mode?
Speaker 5: How you.
Speaker 1: Can hitch your balls? If you're a Get Go you
Speaker 1: you know what? Look, I know you said it was
Speaker 1: I know when I asked you, like, how are you
Speaker 1: feeling a Get Go costume? You said it's great. Do
Speaker 1: you feel you seem uncomfortable?
Speaker 4: I'm just a little itchier than when you know, like
Speaker 4: when like you do something and they're like, hey, you
Speaker 4: can't do this, and then everything I'm the itchy stuff
Speaker 4: ever been?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Now, you're the itsues you've ever.
Speaker 2: Been maybe in top three itches? Okay, what is No,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do it. What are those things?
Speaker 1: What are what things?
Speaker 2: Hype? What's hype means?
Speaker 1: It's a hype trend?
Speaker 2: What do you mean a hype train?
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: It's like what's.
Speaker 1: It's like there's like people and they're like they are
Speaker 1: they're they're getting they're getting their hype.
Speaker 2: There are you guys aboard?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Sometimes I don't question.
Speaker 2: Who watches this year? You got guys? What's making you hype?
Speaker 2: Right now? That my nuts itch?
Speaker 1: Or they're turning off the chata?
Speaker 2: We're turning it off?
Speaker 1: Are you usually turn off the chat?
Speaker 2: No, don't turn it off?
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to say to the chat?
Speaker 2: Well, we got to interact with the chat.
Speaker 1: We don't have to. I don't usually interact with I
Speaker 1: usually turn off well because I'm well, here's okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: I'd like the chat on? Would you guys like the
Speaker 2: chat on? Of course? The someone send someone send a
Speaker 2: hype train?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Did they send it?
Speaker 1: But what's been the most persistent thought on your mind
Speaker 1: lately in life or just in life?
Speaker 2: Hype right now?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Uh, in my life? The most persistent thought. I'm really
Speaker 4: excited to take a vacation.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you been feeling like burnt out?
Speaker 2: No, I just get excited.
Speaker 4: I like planning things very far in the future, and
Speaker 4: I have I have a plan to do a small
Speaker 4: vacation in August.
Speaker 1: That's not that far out.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just a planner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what's the farthest out you've planned something before?
Speaker 4: My schedules kind of planned out like a year in advance.
Speaker 1: Do you account for things potentially going wrong.
Speaker 2: Like death, like what type of thing?
Speaker 1: Just anything? I mean, I feel like anything can happen
Speaker 1: between now and a year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I I mean I don't. I guess
Speaker 4: I account for it. I don't know whether it's gonna
Speaker 4: happen or not. But when it happens, you, you know,
Speaker 4: sometimes the plans change.
Speaker 1: But you know you brought up death. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: feel like when people plan like really far, Like do
Speaker 1: you ever plan something two years in advance? No, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: because that's crazy because that's a lot of that's a
Speaker 1: lot of hubris. Like I don't know if I believe
Speaker 1: in like the juju and energy and whatnot, but like
Speaker 1: to have the hubris to be like, I know for.
Speaker 2: A fact, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be alive in two years.
Speaker 2: Saying how long is a wedding?
Speaker 1: I feel like a wedding takes about a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one even some people don't even make it
Speaker 2: to their wedding dawn.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, before we do the real questions on the
Speaker 4: call and thing, I'm gonna answer two questions on the chat.
Speaker 1: Sure answer to questions, get to markets two questions. Someone said,
Speaker 1: who is Benny Blanco?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Like is this like a light like the metaphorical who
Speaker 4: is the question?
Speaker 1: The question has been presented, and then I feel like
Speaker 1: it's up to you. It's up for you to interpretation.
Speaker 4: Uh, Benny Blanco is a fictional character that I created,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 2: Went when I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 4: When I went on and when I started embarking on
Speaker 4: this new musical path, there were many different iterations of
Speaker 4: my name, and then that's what it was, and it
Speaker 4: kind of just stuck. And I can tell who knows
Speaker 4: me from what period of my life by whether they
Speaker 4: call me Ben or Bennie.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't. I don't know if you're lying right now,
Speaker 1: but I I didn't know your name wasn't Bennie Blanco.
Speaker 2: My name is not Benny Blanco.
Speaker 1: Are you public with what your name is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean sure, like you wanted me to say
Speaker 2: my name.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just asking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my name is very public.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: My full name? What's Benjamin Joseph Levin?
Speaker 1: Here's Ben Levin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ben Levin.
Speaker 1: You know I was gonna say name. My name is
Speaker 1: Lyle Dresher, Dresher. It's German Jewish Dresher.
Speaker 2: Perfect. All right, guys, I don't even know if I
Speaker 2: want another quite? Do we want? Yeah? One more?
Speaker 1: We said we'll get one more question train someone wants
Speaker 1: to know, Uh, how do you feel about anal?
Speaker 2: I feel about anal? Yeah?
Speaker 4: My thoughts on anal are as follows. I've done it.
Speaker 4: I it's not really my bag. Like it's like it's
Speaker 4: it's cool. I think it's novelty and it's I kind
Speaker 4: of see the butt is like decoration.
Speaker 1: But it's like, see the butt is decoration. What do
Speaker 1: you mean by that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: I I I actually, but I do love licking a butt.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love, but.
Speaker 4: It's just like I don't know, but it's it's so
Speaker 4: tight and it's so it's you know, it's not all
Speaker 4: that it's cracked up to be.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done anal?
Speaker 1: I've actually never done any before.
Speaker 2: Wow, what do you want it?
Speaker 1: I'd be open to it for sure. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: know that it is like a lot of like preparatory
Speaker 1: where there's preparatory work, like.
Speaker 2: It's it's you know, it's I don't know. Do you guys?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Do we shut the chat off?
Speaker 4: I was gonna ask if you guys like Danel, but
Speaker 4: I guess send a hype train if you like?
Speaker 2: You know, all right, let's answer some.
Speaker 1: You want to take some calls? Yeah, yeah, let's Do
Speaker 1: you feel do you feel I feel that you feel
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How do you feel?
Speaker 1: I feel great?
Speaker 2: I feel great? Great?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Swan want.
Speaker 1: Hey? Juan?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 7: Holy shit?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: No way?
Speaker 2: Why why is he saying holy Ship? Does he like Aanal?
Speaker 2: Do you like anal Wan?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: I don't why not? Holy Ship?
Speaker 3: I never want you?
Speaker 1: One one one? Are you in a car right now?
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I'm I'm on my way to my aunt's house because
Speaker 8: I work here. You want to work, like in a
Speaker 8: different city from where you should work?
Speaker 2: Wait? You work at your aunt's house.
Speaker 8: Not on my aunt house. I work like for a
Speaker 8: painting company that's.
Speaker 2: Tight on one.
Speaker 1: It says here that you're thinking about quitting your job
Speaker 1: because your boss does witchcraft and he put a spell
Speaker 1: on the employees.
Speaker 8: Well that's what we think, like he practices witchcraft, and like, listen.
Speaker 1: You know as much as I.
Speaker 2: Where are you at?
Speaker 8: Like I'm on my way to my aunts?
Speaker 2: No, I know you're on here. What state or what
Speaker 2: state are you in?
Speaker 8: I'm in North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Okay, and there's witchcraft? Are you safe?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Are you safe?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry this calls like I can't hear.
Speaker 4: What are they practicing witchcraft on you right now?
Speaker 2: Are you safe?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, I don't think so because when I was at
Speaker 8: a party. I'm so sorry, I literally can't.
Speaker 1: What one are you in? You're not in like a
Speaker 1: stationary location where there's ron pullover? Pull over right now?
Speaker 2: Hold up?
Speaker 8: No, can you wait for me?
Speaker 1: I'm almost in my No, I need you to pull
Speaker 1: over right now. And you know I need you to
Speaker 1: pull over right now.
Speaker 2: You run a live stream. We can't wait. How far
Speaker 2: away is it?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 2: Pull over right now?
Speaker 1: Is there shoulder on the shoulder.
Speaker 2: We don't have fun.
Speaker 1: Just give you a ticket.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: I need you to pull over right now or we
Speaker 1: have to move on.
Speaker 8: Oh mom, pus.
Speaker 1: Forward always you're in the car with your mom.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: Up.
Speaker 8: We're pulling into a bank. We're pulling into a bank.
Speaker 1: Chill up, We're pulling into a bank.
Speaker 2: Hi mom, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Let me.
Speaker 1: Do you know a lot about it?
Speaker 2: Enough? Do you know?
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I am so so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna step off for a minute so I can
Speaker 3: get one.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, one? Are you safe?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: No, I don't think I'm safe at all.
Speaker 1: Why don't you think you're safe?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 8: Well, I went to a Christmas party with him and
Speaker 8: he was super drunk, and my cousin told me that
Speaker 8: drunk thoughts are sober thoughts, and hold.
Speaker 1: On, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna.
Speaker 2: Brown caps are sober cups, he said.
Speaker 1: But he said, uh, drunk thoughts or sober thoughts. Hold on.
Speaker 1: We need I need you to start from the beginning. Kuan,
Speaker 1: your boss. You were at a Christmas party with him,
Speaker 1: and he told you that he put a spell on you.
Speaker 8: He said, He said that if I did anything to him,
Speaker 8: he would kill me and comfort my family. That's what
Speaker 8: he said. Those were his direct words.
Speaker 2: Why are you on the phone with us and not
Speaker 2: with the police right now?
Speaker 8: I don't know. I thought he was just like super drunk,
Speaker 8: and I thought it was just, you know, super top.
Speaker 4: I've ever told someone I want to kill them when
Speaker 4: I'm super drunk, or did I want to kill their family?
Speaker 8: I don't know. Man, Like, yeah, I'm very naive and
Speaker 8: I puss people that that's my problem.
Speaker 2: You trust him to kill you? I would.
Speaker 1: Have you gone to the police about this?
Speaker 8: No, like, no, like, come on, I don't want to
Speaker 8: put him in Joe.
Speaker 2: He's a good guy.
Speaker 8: It's just that he's really stupid and he just says
Speaker 8: whatever comes to his mind.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think what's happening is uh Juan Uh isn't
Speaker 1: having this interaction with his boss, and he thinks his
Speaker 1: boss is joking, but he's not one hundred percent sure,
Speaker 1: and so he doesn't want to involve the police in
Speaker 1: the event that his boss is joking.
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening? One?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's basically what's going on.
Speaker 2: You're good, so all right, man.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't even know what to tell him. You
Speaker 4: got like, are you but you're not scared? But you're scared.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: No, it's because he involved my family. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 8: what the fuck? And I told my boss later and
Speaker 8: she's like, why didn't you tell me? Because I have
Speaker 8: two bosses. One's a dude and one's a girl.
Speaker 1: One are you Where are you right now? You're at
Speaker 1: a bank in the car with your mom.
Speaker 2: He stepped out of the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me talk to your mom.
Speaker 8: I stepped out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can we talk to your mom?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 8: No, she doesn't understand English. No, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 8: She doesn't know.
Speaker 2: What if we speak Spanish.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, but that's not gonna happen. I literally don't
Speaker 8: want to worry her. She doesn't like that I work
Speaker 8: over here, like in the painting business, and I don't
Speaker 8: want to cause anymore.
Speaker 1: Want listen our final I would say, uh, thoughts, you
Speaker 1: know what, go to the police, go to the I
Speaker 1: would err on the side of cost.
Speaker 4: This is insane, a man, I've never been drunk and
Speaker 4: told someone that I want to kill them and then
Speaker 4: followed it up with and your whole family. It's insane.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 2: You gotta look out for yourself.
Speaker 1: And hey, as you said, drunk thought, drunk thoughts can
Speaker 1: be sober.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 1: You've never heard that expression.
Speaker 4: No, the only thing I've heard of is that if
Speaker 4: someone says they're going to kill you with your whole family,
Speaker 4: you either change your name and identity or go to
Speaker 4: the police or both.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 2: I hope you're okay, man, Good luck to you, man.
Speaker 8: Okay, see you.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 2: That was insane.
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about the whole setup of this?
Speaker 2: That wasn't this is? That was insane? He's n see you?
Speaker 2: I guess what the is was he lying to us?
Speaker 2: Was that just to like get a rise out?
Speaker 1: Oh, We're not going to get any closure from that.
Speaker 1: I've abandoned all hope of any closure.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had follow.
Speaker 4: Ups with people on this sometimes like like, is there
Speaker 4: a chance that this guy like this could be real
Speaker 4: and he could wind up like in the news.
Speaker 2: Not to think about that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about.
Speaker 2: That was insane. I'd like to hear another this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he well, that one kind of confused me
Speaker 1: because the screening of the call all said that his boss,
Speaker 1: so he told the call screener that his boss practices
Speaker 1: witchcraft and I and there was no mention of witchcraft.
Speaker 1: There was sort of just a death threat.
Speaker 2: And you think it was bad screening or was it bad?
Speaker 1: I don't think. No, no, no, no, there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Wands a little bit.
Speaker 1: There's a little there's no there's no one to blame for.
Speaker 1: Nothing was bad. There was just what just what it was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, something's a little fishy there.
Speaker 1: Hey, you want to take another call?
Speaker 2: I'd love it.
Speaker 1: Vincent tends to go after girls who are already dating
Speaker 1: his friends.
Speaker 4: Date that one, Vincent? What the hell's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Vincent?
Speaker 9: Benny?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why is everyone in a car today?
Speaker 9: I'm working?
Speaker 2: So what do you do?
Speaker 4: I'm currently What are you delivering right now?
Speaker 9: Oh? I knew you're gonna ask. It's it's a double order.
Speaker 9: Actually it's seven to eleven bottle of wine and some
Speaker 9: tackle bell.
Speaker 2: Whoa same person? Double order?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that you can do a little double order.
Speaker 9: Somebody felt a little classy.
Speaker 4: Now now I'd really like to know have you ever
Speaker 4: eaten the food or stolen in order?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, if we're being completely honest.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm now I'm the new door dash CEO. You're
Speaker 4: fired immediately, sir. Sorry, what's his name? Vincent's Yeah, Vincent,
Speaker 4: we got your number. Sorry, man, fired. But tell us
Speaker 4: what you stall, please, No, just tell us what you stall.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you if it was worth it.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's one time.
Speaker 10: It was kind of excusable because one time I got
Speaker 10: a flat tire while I was taking the food and
Speaker 10: I called to support chat and they were like, uh,
Speaker 10: yeah that I'm so sorry you guys retire just give
Speaker 10: it to a homeless person.
Speaker 9: And I was like, I'm not doing that. I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 9: It was? It was a nice little McDonald's combo mcdouble,
Speaker 9: large fries and a diet pepsi.
Speaker 4: How could you tell was the diet pepsi or coke? Oh,
Speaker 4: it's sat it on the thing.
Speaker 9: Well yeah, McDonald's doesn't have pepsi. But I know, I
Speaker 9: just remember it was diet because I hated it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Vincent, it says here that you tend to go
Speaker 1: after girls who are already taken by close friends of yours.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's been a problem for a while now, since
Speaker 9: like middle school. I'm like a senior in college now.
Speaker 9: But yeah, I mean it's ruined some friendships. But like
Speaker 9: I don't know, if it feels like I can't stop it.
Speaker 4: You know, sounds like you might be an asshole, Like
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Why would you go for your friend's girlfriends?
Speaker 6: Yo?
Speaker 9: And you know, like talking to I know, believe me,
Speaker 9: but it's it's and it sometimes goes both ways where
Speaker 9: like I kind of push it and then the girl
Speaker 9: kind of gives in a bit. So I mean, like
Speaker 9: it'll it'll it's sometimes that'll.
Speaker 2: Explain us when they give in? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: And what do you mean you push it?
Speaker 9: Like like you know, there's like an implication.
Speaker 1: All right, So you have a friend, you know they
Speaker 1: have a girlfriends you like, I don't know, like get
Speaker 1: her number?
Speaker 2: Do you wait till they get drunk? What do you
Speaker 2: take me through it?
Speaker 4: Take me through a time where it worked and you mine?
Speaker 2: What are you? You're on a live stretch. I'm going
Speaker 2: to do my nine here, Vincent.
Speaker 1: Take us through a situation in which it quote worked,
Speaker 1: say again.
Speaker 2: Take us through a situation where it worked.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean, it.
Speaker 6: Never really works, does it?
Speaker 9: Even if you get to that like, you know, home run,
Speaker 9: you hit all bases, you kind of still ruin your friendship.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I but I want to know where
Speaker 4: it No, I want to know where you hit the
Speaker 4: home run and tell me how it happened.
Speaker 9: Oh so basically, I mean one time.
Speaker 12: It was we were.
Speaker 9: Oh, it was prom and I had to uh meet
Speaker 9: up with one of my friends at a hotel in Miami, and.
Speaker 13: I was going with uh, you know, close friend of mine,
Speaker 13: and he brought his girl. Basically we've been talking before
Speaker 13: that for like a week through the text, you know,
Speaker 13: and I've heard that they had like kind of brush
Speaker 13: patches at times.
Speaker 9: And so that day it was prom, you know, we
Speaker 9: just left the venue, got to the hotel, and my
Speaker 9: friend got completely wasted and and basically while I was
Speaker 9: trying to take care of him, I was also talking
Speaker 9: to his girlfriend at the same time. Put him to bed, uh,
Speaker 9: and then we kind of just went to my friend's
Speaker 9: hotel and then you know, you could.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know, Vincent, what happened. I mean, did
Speaker 4: the dirty.
Speaker 9: You know, I'm a big fan of atl.
Speaker 2: Vincent. You're an asshole girl.
Speaker 4: You fucked your friend got black out, and you blew
Speaker 4: his girlfriend's ass out.
Speaker 2: You're insane, prom.
Speaker 9: Many what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 6: On pro like?
Speaker 2: What do you mean You're supposed to be a good friend?
Speaker 4: I was supposed to fuck your best friends girlfriendss? What
Speaker 4: do you mean?
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to.
Speaker 7: Do on like?
Speaker 9: A recent one?
Speaker 1: Vincent? Vincent Vincent Vincent Vincent.
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear the recent one.
Speaker 1: I have my analysis, but sure, what's what? What's the
Speaker 1: recent one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to hear the recent one where you
Speaker 4: ruined a friendship and fuck your friend's girl up that ass?
Speaker 9: Okay, this was this was problematic though, This one so okay,
Speaker 9: the last.
Speaker 1: One problem I'm like, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared because I
Speaker 2: don't know what what the legality.
Speaker 1: I don't know the legality. I don't know the extent
Speaker 1: to which Vincent's depravity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, goes, tell us a little bit about Vincent slowly.
Speaker 9: It's not it's not far. It's this one's really more
Speaker 9: like I could use your guys advice on this one?
Speaker 2: Is currently all right?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Vincent.
Speaker 9: So I've been going to the gym with this you
Speaker 9: know girl, very cute girl, but she was She is
Speaker 9: an ex of a really really close friend of mine
Speaker 9: who moved the way to Maine.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 9: I had asked him.
Speaker 11: I had asked him before and because this day they
Speaker 11: broke up about like a couple of months ago, and
Speaker 11: I had asked him, is it okay if I, you know,
Speaker 11: start going to the gym with this girl and you know,
Speaker 11: you get to know her a bit more?
Speaker 9: And he's he asked me my reasons, and you know,
Speaker 9: I obviously let him know because he at this point,
Speaker 9: I've gone through enough to learn that, you know, being
Speaker 9: open and honest upfront it goes a long way. So
Speaker 9: I told him and he said it was fine. So
Speaker 9: then I started, you know, doing my thing, not feeling
Speaker 9: any guilt whatsoever, but like I should. And then after
Speaker 9: the fact, he texted me again saying, hey, never mind,
Speaker 9: I don't want you to do anything with this girl.
Speaker 9: And then and I'm now I'm here and I don't
Speaker 9: know what to do.
Speaker 2: Well, did you do anything with the girl?
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, we had our fun, You had your fun.
Speaker 2: What why would you do that to your good friend.
Speaker 3: That was before he had your friend?
Speaker 1: You're you're hanging out with this girl who's the acts
Speaker 1: of your really good friend. You say to your friend, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a cool if I start dating this girl. Your
Speaker 1: friend gives you his blessing, You start, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: you and the girl do your thing. Uh, and then
Speaker 1: your friend says, hey, actually I'm not cool with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that one's if I should stop or not.
Speaker 4: That one's okay, And then your friend can't can't say yes,
Speaker 4: Then no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the here's the overarching thing. Would you ask,
Speaker 1: here's the overarching There's like, is there something about like
Speaker 1: the fact that these women have been involved with your
Speaker 1: friends that makes you more attracted to them? Is it?
Speaker 1: Like you feel like you're doing something you shouldn't. So
Speaker 1: there's like a like.
Speaker 2: A danger that a kink?
Speaker 1: Is it a kink?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: What's what's the deal here?
Speaker 9: I've always thought it must be some sort of kink
Speaker 9: because I I do get that feeling of like like
Speaker 9: there I know them, and I I can sneak my
Speaker 9: way in there kind of and it gets me like
Speaker 9: I don't know me like you feeling. I guess, But
Speaker 9: I mean I wouldn't know what the steps would be
Speaker 9: this up.
Speaker 1: I guess to just I would not sure. First thing
Speaker 1: is never used sneak my way in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's not good man.
Speaker 1: I would drop any of the baseball analogies.
Speaker 4: Also, I'd like to know one thing. Have you has
Speaker 4: it ever not worked?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's.
Speaker 11: Girls I've been up front like no, you're you're you're
Speaker 11: a friend of of you know the guy I'm.
Speaker 9: With, Like, why would you even I've been I've been hard,
Speaker 9: hard rejected a million times that way.
Speaker 2: Okay, have you ever been rejected and then you convinced them?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, that's just because you know, you're persuasively.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, this is starting to get a
Speaker 2: little crazy.
Speaker 1: It's definitely uh been a little creepy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but well it's not it's.
Speaker 9: Not like persuadive. It's not like co.
Speaker 1: Listen, vincent, man, you are stop fucking your friends.
Speaker 2: Just stop fucking your friends, axes.
Speaker 1: Stop finding your friends, and then also like find people
Speaker 1: who who you don't even need to persuade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like find someone you just like you don't even know.
Speaker 4: You're like on a walk and all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: you guys just see each other and and you don't
Speaker 4: even know and the next thing, you're kissing and you're
Speaker 4: like in love, and then you're you're you're doing all
Speaker 4: the things. You're filling up her glass with water on
Speaker 4: the side of her bed and asking how her day was.
Speaker 4: Not not trying to convince some girl to fuck you.
Speaker 4: That was your best friend's girlfriend, so you fuck her
Speaker 4: on prom up the ass Like it's crazy. You asked me,
Speaker 4: what what you're supposed to?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's only been like the worst of the sea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there should never be a word there.
Speaker 9: There's been good ones where I've actually one of one
Speaker 9: of them. Like I just got really close. It wasn't
Speaker 9: even that. I like, that's why I when I used
Speaker 9: the word persuasions, I kind of didn't want to because
Speaker 9: it's it's not like that. It's like it just kind
Speaker 9: of happens in some sort of way, so in the
Speaker 9: best way. I actually got really close with one of
Speaker 9: my best friends, uh ex girlfriends at that time girlfriend.
Speaker 9: I did have any intentions for her, but when they
Speaker 9: broke up, I did. She rejected me, but since we
Speaker 9: were close friends, she decided to keep the friendship.
Speaker 4: And I could say, and now I get saying that
Speaker 4: it's crazy, like I think like you should just like,
Speaker 4: how are your friends? None of these people are actually
Speaker 4: your friend anymore? Right, Like none of the guys.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, some of them you need.
Speaker 1: You need like a complete overhaul of one or two
Speaker 1: your entire.
Speaker 2: I you might need real therapy, not gecko therapy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could definitely be a subject for real therapy.
Speaker 1: But I mean, look, Vincent, I try to find people
Speaker 1: who you don't have to convince or persue. I feel
Speaker 1: like this whole uh uh whatever game of persuasion is
Speaker 1: like you're like chasing it, like it seems like you
Speaker 1: enjoy the the whole. Like I'm gonna try to like
Speaker 1: convince somebody to like me, but uh try try to
Speaker 1: try to fall out of love with that game, because
Speaker 1: I feel like it will only lead you to terrible places.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fall in love with like the honest game. Man,
Speaker 4: what about good old fashioned just meeting a normal person
Speaker 4: and just like saying.
Speaker 1: Hey, Vincent, is there anything else that you would like
Speaker 1: to say to the people before we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Basically, you know, I'll definitely work on that. I like,
Speaker 9: I like to take away here. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Guys and Benny, if you could, you know, make another
Speaker 9: Heat out America.
Speaker 2: With I love that.
Speaker 4: Hey, I was gonna say for you, but I don't
Speaker 4: know if I was your friend. If I was your friend,
Speaker 4: i'd hate you.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You're all you do is fuck everyone's friends. Are you
Speaker 4: like really hot or something? Are you hot?
Speaker 6: I tell you.
Speaker 9: I mean I'm like, I'm a good looking guy.
Speaker 4: That means he's probably hot. When someone says like they're
Speaker 4: like good looking, like he's really hot.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Vincent.
Speaker 4: Kind of here.
Speaker 9: Put it this way. I think you. I think you
Speaker 9: would probably want to.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, that's the last that's those
Speaker 1: the last words from Vincent.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah, that was that was a little creepy.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely.
Speaker 4: Look, there was definitely when you started talking about like
Speaker 4: the persuasion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was gunning. And there was a line that
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this didn't like I'm afraid of this.
Speaker 2: Didn't like that.
Speaker 4: Guys, if you ever meet Vincent, maybe not, maybe stay
Speaker 4: away male or female.
Speaker 2: Sorry Vincent, but yeah, I hated.
Speaker 1: I hate. I hated that whole thing of like he's
Speaker 1: like trying to persuade people. It's definitely weird.
Speaker 2: Are we taking another call?
Speaker 1: We can but Ryan has a best friend who's seeking
Speaker 1: to swing with him. Uh, and he's already here. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Let's talk to Ryan. Ryan.
Speaker 6: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: How's it going?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 6: It's going? Man?
Speaker 1: What you need?
Speaker 2: Are you in a car? To Ryan?
Speaker 6: No, hold on, you're a speaker.
Speaker 1: No one's really like one hundred percent prepared every time
Speaker 1: they get in.
Speaker 4: Like Ryan, why is everyone is like such a weird thing.
Speaker 4: Like no One's like, hey, man, how you doing? Like
Speaker 4: Ryan's like, hey, hey.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes people are you know, it always depends are
Speaker 1: you prepared?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 6: I'm prepared.
Speaker 2: You're prepared? All right? What do you want to what's
Speaker 2: going on in your life? Ryan?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 6: So I got this best friend, let's call him Johnny.
Speaker 6: Johnny and his wife have been in an emotional roller
Speaker 6: coaster since I've known him. But he's he's he's a
Speaker 6: good guy and like, he's my best friend for a reason.
Speaker 6: And so his wife got pretty heavy into drugs and
Speaker 6: ended up cheating on him during this drug binge and Tye, I,
Speaker 6: I said it really man? Uh Johnny? Uh he came
Speaker 6: in and he uh say, like still wanted to. Uh,
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, give me let me recopert you can.
Speaker 1: You can talk? You're confused.
Speaker 4: I'm confused to Ryan, can you just tell us in
Speaker 4: this simplest way what's going on?
Speaker 2: You already said the person's name. Here, is your wife here?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just to explain what's going on?
Speaker 1: Okay, Hi, Hi, you sound like more concise than he does,
Speaker 1: just automatically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can. I can tell you he's like is
Speaker 2: he he seems.
Speaker 1: A little like drunk or on drugs?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: What's what's your name?
Speaker 1: My name is Madison, Madison. Do you feel like you
Speaker 1: would be able to explain this situation coincisely to us?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Great, Okay, I trust you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So basically Ryan's good friend. He's calling him Johnny. Johnny
Speaker 5: and his wife. They've been in and out of we
Speaker 5: have in jail a lot of really scary situations. We
Speaker 5: lived with Johnny for a good amount of time when
Speaker 5: his wife was on a lot of drug binges, and
Speaker 5: basically the wife feels really guilty for becoming an affair
Speaker 5: and going back on drugs that she and Johnny have
Speaker 5: asked us if one of us would like to be
Speaker 5: in a threesome with them, So they kind of settle
Speaker 5: the score so even, and she wouldn't have to feel
Speaker 5: guilty about her affair anymore.
Speaker 2: One of you, Yeah, does that make sense? But that's insane.
Speaker 5: They wanted to ask somebody that they could trust, and
Speaker 5: we don't know how we feel about it, being me
Speaker 5: or my husband.
Speaker 2: Are you attracted to the couple.
Speaker 7: Not me personally?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I don't think Ryan is either, But we've known them
Speaker 5: for so long. They're very close with us.
Speaker 1: So you're considering having a fuck. So you're considering having
Speaker 1: sex with this guy's wife as a favor, as a
Speaker 1: pity fox to their relationship to get even.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's guys, that's insane. Do you realize how crazy
Speaker 4: that is?
Speaker 5: Because it puts us in a situation like if we
Speaker 5: say no, are we being offensive?
Speaker 2: And like it's gonna make everything worse?
Speaker 5: Like what predicament does that?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: Just saying no? You're afraid that this guy you're afraid
Speaker 1: that's saying no to this guy asking you to have
Speaker 1: sex with his wife will offend?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, okay, so somebody cheated.
Speaker 4: Okay, and there and then the other person is saying
Speaker 4: they're saying that the only way they could get even
Speaker 4: is by fucking one of their best friends together, and
Speaker 4: like you, guys don't think in any way a person
Speaker 4: that's thinking like this would in the threesome maybe even
Speaker 4: get more jealous, Like they'd be like, oh my god, well,
Speaker 4: why are you fucking that person? Why are you moaning
Speaker 4: more for this? Why are you coming say that?
Speaker 5: We think maybe that's maybe that's, like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: a good thing, and maybe they can realize that they
Speaker 5: shouldn't be together. We don't know. I mean, it just
Speaker 5: depends on how they feel. But she is not the
Speaker 5: most emotionally stable person to be put in that situation.
Speaker 4: Guys, don't fucking a person who's not emotionally stable in
Speaker 4: a relationship that's already fucked up and be best friends
Speaker 4: with them.
Speaker 2: I just don't. It's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 5: That's what it sounds like. But that's all they They
Speaker 5: come over every once in a while and they bring
Speaker 5: it up, and it just it puts us in a
Speaker 5: weird spot. We don't really know what to say. I
Speaker 5: would we be flattered or should we be?
Speaker 2: Like no, you should be like.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm so flattered, But like I really think that
Speaker 4: like not only will this could this put a strain
Speaker 4: on our friendship, but it could put a strain on
Speaker 4: your guys relationship. And like, I don't want I can't
Speaker 4: have that responsibility. And I love you guys too much
Speaker 4: to like let something so stupid. You guys, if you're
Speaker 4: gonna do that, I don't judge you at all, but
Speaker 4: do it with somebody else that's your friend.
Speaker 2: It does a feel good for us.
Speaker 1: That was a perfect script, right there.
Speaker 2: You like that? Where are you? Where you?
Speaker 4: Where are you guys from from Ohio?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Well, look, maybe it's a common thing in Ohio over there,
Speaker 4: but I never heard of it over here. And I
Speaker 4: think that the best I think that the best option
Speaker 4: is what we just said.
Speaker 2: You know, I think, yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: I think I also totally don't agree with the whole. Like,
Speaker 1: the only way to fix this is to settle the school.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely insane. You guys sound like you know it's insane.
Speaker 1: You guys sound like I don't mean I don't know
Speaker 1: about your husband. Your husband, You sound sane. You sound
Speaker 1: perfectly sound of mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't sound aware.
Speaker 5: The moment you see today was his last day of
Speaker 5: a week of works.
Speaker 1: He's extremely high show. And he's extremely high, isn't it.
Speaker 2: He's very high. That's all right, all right, we will
Speaker 2: excuse it. Everybody needs to be stone. Look. The moral
Speaker 2: of the story is don't fuck your best friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what else do you want to say? One last thing?
Speaker 4: All right, Well, it was great talking to you.
Speaker 9: Have a good night.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's crazy. Why is everyone fucking everyone's best frien?
Speaker 1: Yeah I was.
Speaker 4: I got to take another call to see if they
Speaker 4: want to fuck their best friend.
Speaker 1: Hello, Jason, Hello, what's up? Jason?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: While Wow, what a voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does have a really nice voice, Jason. It
Speaker 1: says here that you have a hypothetical question that you
Speaker 1: would like to ask us.
Speaker 14: I do have a hypothetical question I would love to ask.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna plug in my laptop and you can ask
Speaker 1: any this hypothetical question.
Speaker 2: All right, what's the hypothetical? Tell me?
Speaker 14: Just imagine you were walking late at night, probably back
Speaker 14: from the store or something like that. You'd probably maybe
Speaker 14: just I don't know, a.
Speaker 3: Quick run of the gas station.
Speaker 14: You're walking back home, in about two street lights ahead
Speaker 14: of you, you notice a humanoid figure about like knee height,
Speaker 14: and it starts running at you at a pretty pretty
Speaker 14: decent speed. And by the time it finally runs up
Speaker 14: and is only a foot away from you, you realize
Speaker 14: that it basically is you, but only just you know,
Speaker 14: knee height, smaller kind of creature. If it's reaching up
Speaker 14: at you and grabbing at you, what would your first
Speaker 14: response be. Would it be to like kick this creature?
Speaker 14: Would it be to like try to cradle it. Would
Speaker 14: you accept it as your child, or would you try
Speaker 14: like deserve it for science. Would you try to, like,
Speaker 14: maybe I don't know, capture it in some kind of
Speaker 14: net and bring it to a laboratory. So that was
Speaker 14: a lot of ones I'll start talking about.
Speaker 1: You want to answer you want to take this away first,
Speaker 1: I would definitely cradle the small version of me. I
Speaker 1: would bring it home, raise it as my own. I
Speaker 1: don't think the way that you've described to this creature,
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like it has a very long lifespan.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It also doesn't seem like a baby like it seems
Speaker 4: like the small miniature thirty or four year old version
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Yeah, it's about like toddler height, but it had
Speaker 14: like the facial features of adult you like your age.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: How did you even come up with this question?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 14: I did not want to take credit for this. Actually
Speaker 14: this was a hypothetical question by Zach Hadel.
Speaker 2: Okay, who's Zach Hadel?
Speaker 14: He is a You actually might know him as Psychic
Speaker 14: Pebbles on YouTube. He also did like smiling friends on
Speaker 14: adult Swim and like a bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this wasn't even your question.
Speaker 14: At No, it's actually a question we asked a V.
Speaker 6: Sauce.
Speaker 14: But I thought it was such an interesting question. I
Speaker 14: think I really wanted to know what your response would be.
Speaker 2: Who's V Sauce.
Speaker 1: Jason? What's your Jason? What would you do if you
Speaker 1: saw a tiny version of yourself chasing you? Forget about
Speaker 1: fuck V Sauce and Zach fuck all the names of
Speaker 1: the yell simplify this. What would you do?
Speaker 7: All?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 14: Well, to be honest with you, I think my initial
Speaker 14: initial instinct if it was jumping up and grab it
Speaker 14: at me, I think I'd be scared. I'd probably push
Speaker 14: it off to me, to be honest, But my secondary
Speaker 14: response would be all right. This is a small me.
Speaker 14: I would like to I would like to createle this creature.
Speaker 14: I'd like to probably take it in and maybe make
Speaker 14: it my friend. I don't I want to try to
Speaker 14: figure out where it came from.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you've put enough. I wish I hope
Speaker 1: that this happens to you, because I know that you've
Speaker 1: I can tell that you've put a lot of thought
Speaker 1: into what you would do, and I hate the idea
Speaker 1: of this never happening to you so that you don't
Speaker 1: get the chance to actually put this thought process to use.
Speaker 14: I don't think it's something that happens to a lot
Speaker 14: of people too often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely don't think it happens to a lot
Speaker 2: of people. Jason. I'd fuck the smaller version of me.
Speaker 1: You know, I was waiting for someone to bring that up.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for someone to bring that up.
Speaker 2: Fuck the smaller version of me. I'd get head at least,
Speaker 2: I would just you know, I don't judge. I would
Speaker 2: just start pushing.
Speaker 1: It would be great if there was like a bunch
Speaker 1: of them, and then you could fuck the one in
Speaker 1: the mouth and then you can suck the dick of
Speaker 1: the oh wow, and then maybe you get like a
Speaker 1: chain of them.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting. You're disgusting, like.
Speaker 14: An army of yourselves. Also, I want to say really quickly,
Speaker 14: I remember one time and you said that the first
Speaker 14: thing you jerked off to was like zero suit Samus
Speaker 14: from Ball.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I forget that. People can hear you the
Speaker 1: first time I jerked off to what was the first
Speaker 1: thing you durned off to? You said?
Speaker 14: You said, like you jerked off like zero suit Samos
Speaker 14: from Ball.
Speaker 1: That's true, And I was like twelve, it's like.
Speaker 14: Twelve years old.
Speaker 3: You're like twelve.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, that was me as well, mean as.
Speaker 2: Well language you guys, what's zero thinking.
Speaker 14: We're kind of like Eskimo brothers, like Eskimo brothers for
Speaker 14: zero suit Salmon.
Speaker 1: Hey, look, man, it's an on, it's an it's an on,
Speaker 1: whatever you would call that relationship. It's an honor having
Speaker 1: that with you.
Speaker 14: Hey, it's it's it's I think it's an honor for
Speaker 14: me as well. I'm glad that we have this eternal brotherhood.
Speaker 1: Now, thank you for calling Jason, thank you.
Speaker 6: For picking me up.
Speaker 14: You guys, have a great night.
Speaker 2: Why, Uh well, I don't know who v Sauce is.
Speaker 4: I don't know who Zach Hatel is, and I don't
Speaker 4: know what that thing they said you jerked off to
Speaker 4: was ziebun Fuvin like.
Speaker 1: Zero Suit Samus?
Speaker 2: What is zero Suit saying?
Speaker 1: Do you play video games?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: What video games?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of two K.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Super Smash brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, super Smash but you ear play Super Smash Brothers Brawl?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What version of Super Smash Brothers Stupid?
Speaker 2: And sixty four?
Speaker 1: In sixty okay? The new version? The two versions ahead
Speaker 1: of that. For the we Super Smash Brothers Brawl, there
Speaker 1: was a character in it named zero Suit Samus, and
Speaker 1: I apparently, at one point on this stream mentioned the
Speaker 1: fact that when I was twelve years old, one of
Speaker 1: the first things that I started jacking off to was
Speaker 1: do you know Henti is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was Hentai of this character?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: That's crazy? What what a It's so strange because the
Speaker 2: way we jerked off was so different than you.
Speaker 1: Oh because you because you're a decade older.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my age, it was so different. There was there
Speaker 4: was no porn hub, there was no anything. There was
Speaker 4: a website that I would go do website. It was
Speaker 4: called Tommy's Bookmark Tommy's book Yeah, it was like Tommy Lee.
Speaker 4: I guess it was based off of maybe it was
Speaker 4: like had a picture of his face and then there
Speaker 4: was a button and you would press and it would
Speaker 4: show you all the bookmarks and it would say like
Speaker 4: woman breass bush and then it would be like woman
Speaker 4: fucked by peanut, like and that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like what I would google when I was first Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, no, but I would be looking and I'd be like, fuck,
Speaker 4: which one do I choose? Which one do I choose?
Speaker 4: And then you'd press it and you'd always like, first
Speaker 4: of all, it's crazy. When we were younger, first of all,
Speaker 4: take twenty minutes for the page to load, and like
Speaker 4: if someone called your house, your whole computer shut down
Speaker 4: because it was on the same line. It was a
Speaker 4: fifty six K, there was no cable modem. And then
Speaker 4: finally when you got it, it would just be like
Speaker 4: a woman like this, she'd be like and it was
Speaker 4: just be like her rest there was like you be.
Speaker 1: Like, was it like a dial up?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was crazy. And then like we have these things
Speaker 2: called did you have pop up ads?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Pop up ads? Okay, so like, did you have viruses? No,
Speaker 1: mac books are pretty good about not getting.
Speaker 2: The virus, So this didn't exist yet.
Speaker 4: Max didn't exist, and there was a you would you
Speaker 4: would press it, yeah, and you would get like one
Speaker 4: thing that would be like and that would be like
Speaker 4: the pop up ad.
Speaker 2: Then your your computer would.
Speaker 4: Get infected and you'd have to download a thing called
Speaker 4: Norton Anti Virus okay. And then it would get to
Speaker 4: the point where like you're like that little like startup
Speaker 4: window at the bottom that would disappear and you wouldn't
Speaker 4: have one anymore, or it would change the place it was,
Speaker 4: or it just wouldn't be there and it would be
Speaker 4: invisible and you just have to guess where things were.
Speaker 4: And then it would get to the point where like
Speaker 4: when like I would sign into my computer, the second
Speaker 4: it loaded up, it would be like and there'd be
Speaker 4: hundreds of pop ups popping up where you couldn't use
Speaker 4: the computer and you have to call a man and
Speaker 4: the man would show up at your house with like
Speaker 4: a briefcase and he would come and fix your computer.
Speaker 4: And I would always be like, oh Mom, I'll take
Speaker 4: care of.
Speaker 1: It, okay. So I just was gonna ask is this
Speaker 1: is this all happening on, like your family family computer.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, oh, mom, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 2: I'll go talk to the guy.
Speaker 4: And the guy would be like, I've never seen this
Speaker 4: much porn, Like there's just so much porn porn.
Speaker 2: And I would be and he and you fix your computer?
Speaker 4: And you'd have to give him like fifty bucks to
Speaker 4: fix your computer.
Speaker 1: You know, you were saying like it was woman gets
Speaker 1: sex with penis bread and you were like, what should
Speaker 1: I choose? And I'm like, you don't have to choose.
Speaker 1: You can do you have?
Speaker 4: You can well now and now you can now you
Speaker 4: can have windows amazing. I and I and I narrow
Speaker 4: it down till the last second.
Speaker 1: Do you watch a lot of porn? I watch porn often,
Speaker 1: much porn.
Speaker 2: How often do I jerk off?
Speaker 1: Or how often do I watch pornot? Did you start
Speaker 1: jerk off?
Speaker 4: Is like it's a battle between ether I'm gonna stay
Speaker 4: up long enough to jerk off or not. Like sometimes
Speaker 4: I'll be like, I'll like have the computer too, And
Speaker 4: I'll be like, and I'll like fall asleep while looking
Speaker 4: at the work. Sometimes I fall asleep while I'm jerking off.
Speaker 4: And I can't tell.
Speaker 2: I wake up and I have to check and see
Speaker 2: if there's come on me or not to see it.
Speaker 4: You'll come in your sleep, no no, no, I like
Speaker 4: jerk off, and then it's like a haze and I like,
Speaker 4: you'll pass out mid Sometimes I have to check and
Speaker 4: sometimes there's no come there, and sometimes there's come there,
Speaker 4: And if there's no come, I keep going. I've developed
Speaker 4: a very good clean up system.
Speaker 2: My cleanup system now is incredible.
Speaker 4: So like right before me, I love how excited you
Speaker 4: look what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You have the whole podcast up until you talking about
Speaker 1: I wasn't even born. You didn't look excited, And now
Speaker 1: your whole body language is completely different.
Speaker 2: I lay a towel that's like a it's like yeah, big.
Speaker 4: On your and you come like toward your face, yeah
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, and I and I and I just shoot
Speaker 4: it and it all falls onto there and then I
Speaker 4: just go like this, I fold the towel over it
Speaker 4: and I go and I like kind of wring my
Speaker 4: dick out like it's a tooth based container, and I
Speaker 4: ring out all the come and then I just take
Speaker 4: the thing and I throw it on the ground next
Speaker 4: to me. And then I fall a sleep instantly, and
Speaker 4: then but I make sure I pee before so.
Speaker 2: I don't have to pee in the middle of the
Speaker 2: night or in the morning.
Speaker 4: Then what I do is the next day, I use
Speaker 4: the exact same towel and I use it. I use
Speaker 4: it more until it's until it's so crunchy that I'm
Speaker 4: embarrassed of it. And then I wash it in the
Speaker 4: in the sink, and then I or in the shower,
Speaker 4: and then I throw it in the laundry after.
Speaker 1: Now, how often are you watching porn when you're jacking
Speaker 1: off as well? Because then there's a because that's a
Speaker 1: whole that just because I give like a laptop or
Speaker 1: pornos much home made pornos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like ones I've made.
Speaker 1: Oh you watch your your okay, you watched videos of
Speaker 1: yourself having sex?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like that.
Speaker 4: And then I also watch porn that's like, uh, I
Speaker 4: don't like I don't care for like all like the
Speaker 4: porn stars.
Speaker 2: I wanted to feel real.
Speaker 1: Do you have a fair You don't have a favorite
Speaker 1: porn star?
Speaker 2: No, I wanted to just feel like real.
Speaker 4: I love everything. I love all the weirdest things. What
Speaker 4: are what are you jerking off?
Speaker 6: To.
Speaker 1: I have like a couple of I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything weird. Nothing weird. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe you could say it's weird. Like
Speaker 1: there's this website called mom po v. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of this? No, tell me mom pov? And it
Speaker 1: specializes in like older.
Speaker 2: Women, and it's it's their point of view of you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I don't know why. It's not
Speaker 1: from the point of view of the I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It seems like it's a bad I
Speaker 1: didn't make the website, but uh, it's it's I think
Speaker 1: it's it's like primarily like you know the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not I want. That's not like my default. But no,
Speaker 1: I don't I've hung out on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: One of my friends is really into milking. Do you
Speaker 2: know what that is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, milk coming out of.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no. Milking is when they take your body.
Speaker 1: Oh, they treat you like a cow and they.
Speaker 4: Like there's a whole table and they just milk it
Speaker 4: until the gum comes out.
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing that you jerk off to.
Speaker 2: That I've ever jerked off to, or that I do
Speaker 2: jerk off.
Speaker 1: That's in your rotation.
Speaker 2: You know what I did the other day, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: So I was jerking off.
Speaker 4: I was the whole thing was happening, and I was
Speaker 4: doing it in my in my closet for some reason,
Speaker 4: it's like a walking closet. So I was like in there,
Speaker 4: was comfy, I was like on the ground, I was naked,
Speaker 4: I was spread out and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's cool, right, jerking off in a closet.
Speaker 4: So I was looked in the mirror, and I was
Speaker 4: so turned on by the way. I had never seen
Speaker 4: my penis in that angle, and I was just so
Speaker 4: turned on by it that that made me come.
Speaker 1: Your own penis in that angle.
Speaker 4: But it was just an angle. It was so amazing.
Speaker 4: It was like, it looks so cool.
Speaker 1: Dude, I can kind of see that because when you
Speaker 1: see yourself hard, you're like you're like reinforcing how turned
Speaker 1: on you are. Yeah, so it's like it's like an
Speaker 1: infinite loop.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: I loved the way I looked. I thought I looked sick.
Speaker 2: You ever look at yourself in the mirror thing. You
Speaker 2: look sick or not?
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes how's your dick?
Speaker 2: You got a good one? It's okay.
Speaker 1: I you know, I've I've heard, I've heard or heard
Speaker 1: I guess been told, or like I think I have.
Speaker 2: Boyfriend dick?
Speaker 1: What is boyfriend dick?
Speaker 3: Mean?
Speaker 2: It's like it's not too big, it's not too small.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a word for it, but
Speaker 1: it was like, not too big, not too small.
Speaker 2: It's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. Sure you could call it cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great. Or like a girl when she sees it,
Speaker 2: she's like, wow, you have the perfect dick.
Speaker 1: When they say perfect, I mean it's not too big. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got boyfriend dick?
Speaker 2: Do you did?
Speaker 1: You just curve it all?
Speaker 2: Not to the side up, It curves up. It's like
Speaker 2: a banana.
Speaker 1: Wad mine curves to the left.
Speaker 2: It's a curver.
Speaker 1: It's a curve.
Speaker 2: How much? How curved? Like like a turn?
Speaker 1: It's probably it's probably like an eighty degree angle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: He do you want to take a call?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you were going to say something so different.
Speaker 1: Well what did you think I was gonna say? I
Speaker 1: see it? No, we can do that after the stream.
Speaker 2: You never got nude on the stream, you can't. Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I've like shown my like fucking like stomach
Speaker 1: and ship, but like never like my my penis. I've
Speaker 1: like a pretty hefty stomach. You look good, Thank you man.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, let's take a call.
Speaker 1: We have a guy who's a wind turbine technician. He
Speaker 1: says he hates where he lives. Doctor this guy, let's
Speaker 1: talk to this wind turbine technician.
Speaker 2: Are those the things you never know what they are?
Speaker 1: The wind turbines? This guy knows what they are.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, hey man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hi, Hi, is this the gag?
Speaker 1: This is both of the geckos. Oh, this is this
Speaker 1: is two geckos. This is therapy gecko. This is a stream.
Speaker 1: This is on the internet. We're hanging out, we're talking
Speaker 1: to people.
Speaker 2: We're being geckos, and we'd love to know about wind turbines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really would love to know about wind turbine. What
Speaker 1: about wind wind turbines?
Speaker 12: Oh, well, they they use winds to generate electricity and stuff.
Speaker 1: And it says here that you have a job as
Speaker 1: a wind turbine technician, and then you absolutely despise it.
Speaker 12: Well, I don't hate the work itself. I just hate
Speaker 12: the location.
Speaker 2: Where is it.
Speaker 12: Western Kansas? So you can imagine why I hate the location.
Speaker 2: Where are you from?
Speaker 12: I'm from Missouri originally.
Speaker 4: Why'd you go to Western Canada for wind turbines? I
Speaker 4: feel like there's some of.
Speaker 2: The states you always see.
Speaker 1: He's at Kansas.
Speaker 2: Oh, Kansas? Oh oh oh oh okay, I changed my theories.
Speaker 2: Uh okay? Why do you hate your boss?
Speaker 12: He is very strictly business oriented. He's all about the
Speaker 12: numbers and generating the most electricity and not caring much
Speaker 12: about his employees as much as I think he should
Speaker 12: at least not like my old boss. Is a lot
Speaker 12: cooler than he was.
Speaker 2: Why did you leave the old.
Speaker 12: My new boss is kind of an asshole?
Speaker 2: Why'd you leave the old boss?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 12: I didn't leave him. He got a promotion and left
Speaker 12: and we got a new boss in replacement of him.
Speaker 1: Now, Ben, do you like everything else about the job?
Speaker 1: I know you don't like where it is. You don't
Speaker 1: like Western Kansas, because who really does? You don't like
Speaker 1: the boss because he said it doesn't care about other people,
Speaker 1: but like all the other sort of elements to the
Speaker 1: job that you're co workers, the work itself, how do
Speaker 1: you feel about that?
Speaker 12: I love my coworkers, all of them, honestly, but it's
Speaker 12: the work kind of sucks sometimes, but also it's kind
Speaker 12: of chill at the same time. So the work and
Speaker 12: the coworkers, they're pretty badass.
Speaker 4: I'd like I have two questions. One, are you climbing
Speaker 4: up the wind turbines?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 12: Sometimes I am, but the turbines on what don't have lists?
Speaker 12: But sometimes the lips don't work, and that's the only time.
Speaker 1: I have to climb.
Speaker 4: Okay, And now I'd like to know one other thing.
Speaker 4: What are your what's your dream in life? Like your
Speaker 4: dream scenario? Like right now, nothing is an object you
Speaker 4: can do and money's not an object. You can pick
Speaker 4: whatever job you want whatever, Like, what's what's the dream?
Speaker 2: What's Ben's dream? Man?
Speaker 12: If I do anything I wanted to do and money
Speaker 12: wasn't a problem, Yeah, I'd like to be an actor
Speaker 12: or like a like a theater actor on stage.
Speaker 2: Hmm, you ever done it before?
Speaker 12: But I don't know. That doesn't seem practical to me.
Speaker 12: Have you done it a lot when I was younger?
Speaker 2: Why don't you start doing it?
Speaker 4: Like like at like a place you know locally first
Speaker 4: and see if you like it again.
Speaker 12: There aren't very many options for that where I live.
Speaker 12: That's the problem. There aren't theaters near me. I live
Speaker 12: in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yet you think it would make you happy to
Speaker 2: do it again?
Speaker 12: I think it would. And I've actually been memorizing a
Speaker 12: script that I'm planning on doing next time I visit
Speaker 12: my hometown, because they have a theater there. I plant unperforming.
Speaker 4: Maybe there's some sort of online performance or something, or
Speaker 4: like I was, have you.
Speaker 1: Ever like thought about making like TikTok's or doing some sketches?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What about doing your own sketches or something and tiktoks?
Speaker 4: You know, if you did something with wind turbines and.
Speaker 2: You were with a wind turbine guy and you.
Speaker 4: Were on top of like the wind turbines or just
Speaker 4: talked about like, I feel like that could be a thing.
Speaker 1: That's a great niche.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great niche. There's not a lot of those.
Speaker 6: Damn.
Speaker 12: That's a good point, man. I I just I don't
Speaker 12: know where to start. I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, you just open the app at the.
Speaker 12: Top, and I'm like, I got my hard head on
Speaker 12: and my harness and stuff like, what would I even say?
Speaker 4: You don't even need to I don't know, you don't
Speaker 4: even need Just take a clip, take a clip from
Speaker 4: this thing when it's posted, and then post yourself on
Speaker 4: the turbine and show the turbine and then that and
Speaker 4: then and say I'm the guy and it's gold.
Speaker 1: If we make this as a clip, you have to
Speaker 1: then even if we.
Speaker 4: Don't make it a clip, you can just take it
Speaker 4: from the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean so, okay, Look, we're telling you about
Speaker 1: all this. We're floating this idea by you. You know,
Speaker 1: you seem like you're open to it. What do you
Speaker 1: think of the chances that you could be convinced after
Speaker 1: this phone call is over, to actually go up the
Speaker 1: wind turbine, pull out your phone and do it. What
Speaker 1: are the chances that is going to actually happen?
Speaker 12: Be honest with us, And if I have a chance
Speaker 12: tomorrow to do it, I will. I am pretty certain
Speaker 12: I never even thought of it as a possibility, to
Speaker 12: be honest, I just wake up early and go to work,
Speaker 12: and that's what.
Speaker 6: I've been doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just make stuff to make content creatively well on
Speaker 4: network it would change everything for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just make some content like for fun.
Speaker 12: That's a good idea.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: Fuck man, I think.
Speaker 1: We just helped you. Yeah, I'm wait, do you have
Speaker 1: can you do us a favor? By the way, you
Speaker 1: I assume you don't have a TikTok account.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I have one. I've never made a video or anything.
Speaker 1: You have one? Okay, but you're gonna what can you
Speaker 1: tell us the username of it so that we can,
Speaker 1: like everyone listening will follow you and we'll see when
Speaker 1: you make the wind turbine TikTok?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll find it though real quick. I get on
Speaker 12: my TikTok and remember it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get on your TikTok right now? Is you definitely
Speaker 4: changed it to the wind turbine?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 1: The wind turbine is If that's not taken, please change
Speaker 1: it to the wind turbine.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: I'm curious what it is now? If it's just like
Speaker 1: Ben thirty five for show, it's how you been, It's
Speaker 1: how you be?
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Just is it? There's no numbers or anything, just how Yeah?
Speaker 12: Then yeah, it's h O W Y A B E N.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's gold. You're on your way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you already have like one of the most important parts.
Speaker 2: Your name is amazing.
Speaker 1: Also, you were the first you know what. Also, you
Speaker 1: were the first person to come up with that, because
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 7: How you been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the first guy ever to come up with
Speaker 2: how you ban.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow you, though, and I'm gonna check. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna check. I'm gonna give you like a few days,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna check. I'm gonna make sure you.
Speaker 3: Did this well.
Speaker 12: Now I have pressure under me, so I have to
Speaker 12: do it.
Speaker 2: No, there's no pressure. This guy's in a fucking Geico Geck. Costume.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Just live your life and if it makes you happy,
Speaker 4: do it, U Ben, Is there anything else?
Speaker 12: I'm gonna do it because I want you, because.
Speaker 2: You told me beautiful, good, I love you. Got anything
Speaker 2: else you want to say to the computer?
Speaker 1: Is that what you said?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 12: H No, guys, just appreciate what you have before you
Speaker 12: die and take advantage of what you have.
Speaker 2: That's I love that. I really like it, man.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about it's. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: a disservice for you to not make stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like you, man, I like you a lot.
Speaker 12: I like you guys too, just from a few minutes
Speaker 12: I've had with you.
Speaker 2: All right, man, it was great talking to you. My
Speaker 2: favorite call the night. Honest.
Speaker 4: You guys have a great rest of your night, all right,
Speaker 4: to take care of them peace, all right, good night.
Speaker 2: I love that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great. I'm i'm, I'm. I like this show.
Speaker 2: Or does anyone ever just hit you hit it home
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Actually know what I have? I cried once? Really Yeah
Speaker 1: it's sad.
Speaker 2: We can talk about okay, uh.
Speaker 1: Some it's like some uh this is probably a year ago.
Speaker 1: That was like on the phone with a girl who
Speaker 1: like brought who's brother died. I got really into it.
Speaker 1: I cried a little bit. Yeah that was the only time.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, when was the last time you cried?
Speaker 2: I think I cried in a movie recently, kind of
Speaker 2: a movie like yeah, yeah, I watch movies and cry.
Speaker 2: What movie music makes me cry too?
Speaker 1: Do you ever cry at your own music?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you ever make something like beautiful.
Speaker 2: Like finished just to be like fuck, I finally finished?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Does it take a while for you to like crack
Speaker 1: the code?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sometimes sometimes it happens right away. Sometimes it
Speaker 4: takes like weeks. Sometimes I work on a song and
Speaker 4: then I don't work on it again for like ten
Speaker 4: years really literally.
Speaker 1: But so you've started something, stopped it, and later, Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me about when the time the time you cracked
Speaker 1: the code and it made you cry.
Speaker 4: Remember, now, I've made so many songs. But you know
Speaker 4: what else, Some times makes me cry. If I'm like,
Speaker 4: if I make a song and then I see like
Speaker 4: I'm at like a concert and I see like everyone
Speaker 4: singing it, or like if I like see like a
Speaker 4: like a little girl with her mother and she's like
Speaker 4: singing every word to the song on scradia, and like
Speaker 4: sometimes I'm like, I don't know if it makes me cry,
Speaker 4: but it makes me be like.
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, did you bring this up because
Speaker 1: you felt like you were about to cry? At Ben?
Speaker 2: No? I just love Ben. I love I love that guy.
Speaker 2: He was a good guy. Like if if like Ben
Speaker 2: is here, Vincent is here?
Speaker 4: The scale, the Ben Vincent scale, Yeah, the Benatonic scale.
Speaker 4: It's like a music reference. Panatonic.
Speaker 1: Oh, panatonic. Yeah, I don't know a lot about.
Speaker 4: Music, I said, and I said, benatonic. It's really bad.
Speaker 1: Do you like talking about music?
Speaker 4: I mean sure, yeah, I mean it's not like my
Speaker 4: favorite topic.
Speaker 2: I don't think, but I like that.
Speaker 1: I well sometimes, you know, I mean, obviously you enjoy
Speaker 1: the process of making music, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: you like enjoy like getting in depth conversations about like if.
Speaker 2: Someone wants to really get into it. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: get in. Nicole. You're a last caller, Nicole.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. We're on it the heavy here, Nicole. It
Speaker 1: says here. It says here, Nicolenny.
Speaker 7: I wanted to say that we're both piscey and I
Speaker 7: love that.
Speaker 2: I love that too, Nicole.
Speaker 1: Nicole, it says here that you're adopted and you recently
Speaker 1: moved back to where your biological mother lives and you're
Speaker 1: wondering whether or not you should reach out to her.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: Much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this. Okay, So when were you adopted?
Speaker 7: I was actually adopted, like when I was technically before
Speaker 7: I was born. She found out she was pregnant and
Speaker 7: immediately like tried to find someone to take me. How
Speaker 7: old was she so yeah, my parents, Oh she was
Speaker 7: she was twenty two.
Speaker 2: Okay, And what about your dad.
Speaker 7: Oh no, she was twenty one, so she was the
Speaker 7: same She was the same age I was. Now I
Speaker 7: don't know about him.
Speaker 4: Okay, And you're moving back, you're saying to your hometown.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm actually already here. I when I was adopted,
Speaker 7: I went from Arizona to Ohio, and now I'm back
Speaker 7: in Arizona.
Speaker 2: Do you want to reach out to your mom? How
Speaker 2: do you feel about it?
Speaker 12: All?
Speaker 7: I don't know because from what I know, I don't
Speaker 7: think her kids know about me and she has like
Speaker 7: I think I have seven siblings that I'm the oldest of.
Speaker 2: Okay, And and how are your adopted parents? Do you
Speaker 2: like them? Are they cool?
Speaker 7: They're pretty cool? Yeah, I mean they're older. My parents
Speaker 7: are in their like mid seventies and I'm only twenty one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And did you how how what was it? What
Speaker 4: was it like growing up adopted? Like did you guys
Speaker 4: have like a good relationship? Like do you do you
Speaker 4: call them mom and dad?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah? Like every year, I February eighteenth of my
Speaker 7: technical adoption day, so they adopted me a year after
Speaker 7: I was born, even though they had me for the
Speaker 7: entire year. So like we always good to celebrate for
Speaker 7: that kind of stuff, like the majority of their family
Speaker 7: can considers me family. I mean it's been pretty good.
Speaker 2: So it's good.
Speaker 4: So you love you love them, it's you. They're great. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and there's a part of.
Speaker 1: You the whole.
Speaker 7: Like I don't know if I want to find out,
Speaker 7: like the side of my mother. Like I don't know
Speaker 7: anything about my background. I don't know any medical history.
Speaker 7: I don't know like literally anything.
Speaker 2: How are things going in your life right now?
Speaker 7: Questionable? Why?
Speaker 1: Questionable?
Speaker 7: I've committed to a lot of things that are very
Speaker 7: expensive and I have no money to do so, which
Speaker 7: has been a struggle at the moment. What kind of things, Uh,
Speaker 7: non refundable trips that I can't back out of?
Speaker 2: Could you tell us more about these trips?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: I mean, like it's just one of my friends. I
Speaker 7: bought a ticket to go see an artist in London,
Speaker 7: but I have no money to get a plane ticket
Speaker 7: even I money committed that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Who's the artist?
Speaker 7: Uh, this is embarrassing. I have Harry Styles.
Speaker 4: Ah yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to London? Sorry, have you ever
Speaker 2: been to London?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah I have?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have all these non refundable trips that
Speaker 1: you don't have any money for. Ye when you say
Speaker 1: when you say you don't have any money, are you
Speaker 1: saying like it's depleting all your friends? Are you saying
Speaker 1: you literally have insufficient funds to like eat food and
Speaker 1: drink water and shit?
Speaker 7: My current bank account is about twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a job, Yeah, Nicole, do I.
Speaker 3: Have a job.
Speaker 7: I'm self employed?
Speaker 2: But yeah, what are you self employed with?
Speaker 7: I run my own business, uh online. I don't really
Speaker 7: want to compose it too much.
Speaker 2: What's your business?
Speaker 7: I sell crystals online and I have a pretty big
Speaker 7: following during that.
Speaker 4: Fuck y oh, you sell crystals, So seems like you
Speaker 4: got to sell some more.
Speaker 7: My co owner is actually in the chat right now.
Speaker 4: Well, you got to sell some more crystals to go
Speaker 4: to see Harry Styles for sure, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can use it as motivation to sell more crystals.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So how the crystal business must not be going
Speaker 4: very well though right now?
Speaker 7: It was for a long time and then like we
Speaker 7: hit like a dead spot in the past like months.
Speaker 1: Can I ask what variables affect the crystal market? Like,
Speaker 1: what what is the landscape like that too. What's going
Speaker 1: on in the world that you think is making people
Speaker 1: buy more crystals?
Speaker 7: That's the thing. I don't know anything about marketing or advertising.
Speaker 7: They're just they kind of come and they go and.
Speaker 4: I'm what's your crystal company? And you can permay what's
Speaker 4: your crystal company called? I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker 7: Mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's called the Crystal Cottage a Z.
Speaker 1: The Crystal Cottage a Z. What are you on Instagram?
Speaker 9: TikTok Instagram?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Instagram, the Crystal Cottage, easy crystal. We're looking it up.
Speaker 1: Do you find it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, the Crystal Cottage. I'll say, oh, these are kind
Speaker 1: of nice, hollow mushroom cottage sticker. Those are good crystals.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really I don't really know a
Speaker 1: lot about crystals. I don't really have a good frame
Speaker 1: of reference. But oh, I like this little skull guy.
Speaker 1: Do you do you move a lot of crystals?
Speaker 7: Uh? Yeah, we go through if you're like from twenty
Speaker 7: to one hundred orders a weekly, from like one to
Speaker 7: like twenty crystals in order.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was gonna word, where do you source these
Speaker 1: crystals from?
Speaker 7: So? I live in Arizona and Tucson and Arizona is
Speaker 7: like the big crystal capital of the United States, So
Speaker 7: we're able to meet with a lot of wholesalers there.
Speaker 7: Does that force them like directly from mines across the world.
Speaker 1: You had a whole thing going on, like anything. They
Speaker 1: can't hear you without the part.
Speaker 2: Do you want to meet your mom.
Speaker 1: And maybe give her some crystals?
Speaker 7: I still don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. I always wonder that.
Speaker 7: Oh A big part of this that I didn't say
Speaker 7: is she's Mormon?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: I mean? Is that a big factor for you? Are
Speaker 1: you like a defector from the Mormon thing?
Speaker 7: Oh? I'm jay?
Speaker 2: So, oh are you not allowed to be gay?
Speaker 9: And if the whole thing I'm worried about are you
Speaker 9: not allowed.
Speaker 1: To be gay?
Speaker 2: And be more?
Speaker 3: That's like a big Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a big factor about whether or not you
Speaker 1: want to meet up with her because you're afraid of
Speaker 1: what she'll have to say about that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, because like it's not accepted and and like at
Speaker 7: b YU and like places like that which are like
Speaker 7: big more in schools, you like can't be seen like
Speaker 7: holding hands and stuff like that. You can get kicked out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Okay, now now I see I'm excited.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 4: Look, you gotta protect yourself. You gotta do whatever is
Speaker 4: gonna be good for you. This is your life, you know.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like she's not in your life currently.
Speaker 4: So if you think it's gonna be good to see her,
Speaker 4: you can see her.
Speaker 2: And if you don't, then you do.
Speaker 4: You do owe her nothing, and you just owe things
Speaker 4: to yourself to do whatever you want to make yourself
Speaker 4: feel good.
Speaker 7: I really like that adviceful. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. By the way, we were looking
Speaker 1: at your crystal Instagram, you're doing a good job. That
Speaker 1: was cool, Like that was a very like competently run
Speaker 1: endeavor from what we saw.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was very good. I think maybe cool it
Speaker 2: on like.
Speaker 4: Taking seven million trips and like just make like, you know,
Speaker 4: get your feet back under you, you know, when the
Speaker 4: crystal market bounces back.
Speaker 1: I feel like when the pandemic happened, I feel like crystals.
Speaker 1: I feel like people were like they're looking for some crystals.
Speaker 2: Were huge. Seems to get into pandemic, right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some catastrophic event will inevitably happen in the
Speaker 1: universe to make a lot of people uh, depressed and
Speaker 1: looking for something and want in crystals. So hold out
Speaker 1: for that, and then after that you can take more
Speaker 1: trips to to see your favorite your favorite pop stars.
Speaker 2: You like Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: I love that new song he just put out.
Speaker 2: He's so cute. He's a nice guy. I know him.
Speaker 2: He's a great guy.
Speaker 7: Can you tell him I said Hi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell him. You say hi and Nicole or
Speaker 2: what is your name? Nicole? Yeah? I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know if.
Speaker 4: I'll realistically tell him, but if I remember the next
Speaker 4: time I were to randomly see him, and you know,
Speaker 4: who knows, maybe maybe there's he'll.
Speaker 2: Have crystals and it'll remind me.
Speaker 1: Nicole, is is there anything you want to say to
Speaker 1: the people before we go?
Speaker 7: Just keep going at it. I don't know. A great
Speaker 7: night and a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, I love it.
Speaker 2: I wish you. I wish you peace and happiness.
Speaker 1: Same here. I wish you good luck with the crystal.
Speaker 1: Just to reinforce, I feel like if you really put
Speaker 1: your head down and like focus focused on focused on
Speaker 1: the biz, I think you got a future in crystals. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you guys, have a good night, Nicole.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: She was great too.
Speaker 2: She was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah the end, we're done. We're done.
Speaker 2: Yes, so bad.
Speaker 1: Is Is there anything Benny that you want to say?
Speaker 1: And you don't plug anything?
Speaker 2: You wanna know, I don't want to plug anything anything
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: Just say just to write to the computer, to me,
Speaker 1: to the world. Please. What are your final wrap up
Speaker 1: thoughts about being a get go on the internet.
Speaker 2: It's a great thing you're doing.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 4: You know, at first, when I first saw this stuff,
Speaker 4: I thought it was just like funny and like really
Speaker 4: hilarious and like, you know.
Speaker 2: I'd see it on TikTok and stuff. But it's, uh,
Speaker 2: I feel like what you're doing is like super rewarding.
Speaker 1: Thanks man. It uh it, It definitely is. When you
Speaker 1: can kind of like hear that people are like, actually,
Speaker 1: you can gotta tell when someone is talking when they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: no one's ever actually asked me about this before, and
Speaker 1: that find that very awarding.
Speaker 2: I want to come on again. I love it.
Speaker 1: Please, I love this. Come on any time, man.
Speaker 2: This is great. I hope I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: You know, I've never watched a twitch, so I don't
Speaker 4: even know why people watch it, but I hope if
Speaker 4: you watched it, you got what.
Speaker 2: You came for and more and you liked it.
Speaker 3: And like.
Speaker 4: Vincent, you gotta pull your act together. Like Vincent's really
Speaker 4: got to get his act together.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's possible that we got through to him.
Speaker 4: Yep, Ben, I can't wait to see your future. How
Speaker 4: you Ben is incredible. I'll be thinking about that forever.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 4: It was amazing. I'll see you on the hype train
Speaker 4: and maybe I'll be a mod.
Speaker 2: Could I be a mom?
Speaker 1: I'll make you if you if you make a Twitch account,
Speaker 1: I'll make you a mod. You have to make. You
Speaker 1: have a Twitch account.
Speaker 2: You got Discord?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Discord. I'm Discard. Make your mom.
Speaker 2: I'm on Discord.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll make your mo all right, beautiful.
Speaker 2: I love it all right. I love you, guys. I
Speaker 2: gotta pee. This was great. Thanks man, This is incredible.
Speaker 1: Bye guys, Benny Blanco, Folks, thanks for coming to my friend.
Speaker 1: We just we just hit a button.
Speaker 4: The repeat Kid goes.
Speaker 1: On the line taking your phone calls every night.
Speaker 4: Then repeat Kid goes doing his ride. He's teaching you
Speaker 4: about every life, but he's not really an expert.