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Speaker 1: It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nepht All.

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Speaker 1: Right, sure be going down to the church.

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Speaker 2: This right here is the Church Gospel Quiz. The Church

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Speaker 2: Gospel Quiz. There's a white guy married to a black woman.

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Speaker 2: So if you're gonna come to our church, there's some

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Speaker 2: things you need to know. There's some things you need

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Speaker 2: to you know, there's some customs that you need to

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Speaker 2: be aware of. All right, this is what what we're

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Speaker 2: gonna do, is we're gonna go through the Church Gospel

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Speaker 2: Quiz so we can get him on the same path

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Speaker 2: that we own, because because you know, that's that's just

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Speaker 2: how we do. When you come up in our church,

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Speaker 2: you need to know how we roll. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: cat dog, if you would the Church Gospel Quiz.

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Speaker 1: This is Grant, our Grand Grant Stephens. Right. Yes, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from mouth Side

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Speaker 1: Line Missionary Baptist. Shared you you and your wife just

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Speaker 1: joined a couple of weeks ago, am I right?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out

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Speaker 1: to you. I know you guys have started the uh

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Speaker 1: the orientation and from my understanding, you you finished one

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Speaker 1: one class of the orientation. You got three more to go?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes? All right, all right, all right.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, I want to say welcome to

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Speaker 1: my mouth. Sign that, and and I hope you are

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Speaker 1: enjoying yourself. I know that you and your wife are

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Speaker 1: a mixed couple. You you're a Caucasian and she's she's black.

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Speaker 1: Are you Are you liking the church so far? Grant?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first

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Speaker 4: orientation and uh yeah, so far, we're really enjoying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I catch it at a bad time.

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Speaker 3: I am at work right now, but it's okay.

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Speaker 4: I've got a couple, I've got a.

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Speaker 1: Couple of minutes, okay, okay. I just wanted to call you, man.

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Speaker 1: I was worried, I know you because I don't think

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Speaker 1: you noticed. But you are the first Caucasian to join

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Speaker 1: our church, and I just want to make sure you

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Speaker 1: kind of knew the language and just just kind of

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Speaker 1: knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's

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Speaker 1: certain sins and different things I think you should know,

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Speaker 1: so that you know. I just don't want you to

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Speaker 1: say that the wrong thing while you at the church,

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Speaker 1: if that makes sense. Okay, okay, So what I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do, like I wanted to give you a little

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Speaker 1: Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if

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Speaker 1: you could let me know where you are, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're on a lower level or a high level

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Speaker 1: as far as being knowledgeable about the Black church like steel,

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Speaker 1: this blank in for me, grant And if you don't matter,

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Speaker 1: I just want to take a little bit of time

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Speaker 1: and I'll let you get back to work. But first

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Speaker 1: of all, give a blank to God. What would go

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Speaker 1: in that blank? Right there? First of all, give a

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Speaker 1: blank to God?

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Speaker 4: Well, all I can think of something has give give

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Speaker 4: thanks to God.

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Speaker 1: No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see what

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Speaker 1: it is is. First of all, give a honor to

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Speaker 1: y'all all right, remember that. First of all, give an

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Speaker 1: honor the God.

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Speaker 4: You got that, okay, yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, give an honor to God, who is

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Speaker 1: the blank of my life? What what? What? What goes

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Speaker 1: in the blake? First of all, give an honor to God,

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Speaker 1: who is the blank of my life, the love of

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Speaker 1: my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.

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Speaker 1: First of all, give an honor to God, who is

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Speaker 1: the head of my life.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure that?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Okay, I was just are you sure?

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Speaker 3: Are you sure about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm definitely sure about man. Don't, don't. Don't. What

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to do is question what I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm from the Black Churldren. I know you. No, I wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't question I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I just always heard it that way.

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Speaker 1: But okay, So so I'm trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I understand.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I appreciate you.

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Speaker 3: I'm I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Now, look, I don't know these answers, obviously, but I've

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Speaker 4: got a meeting. I got to get you here in

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Speaker 4: a minute like this. I'm curious if everyone in the

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Speaker 4: church gets these stone calls.

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Speaker 1: Well wait a minute, Wait a minute, grand I know

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Speaker 1: what you have a meaning, But what's more important your

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Speaker 1: meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church. What's

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Speaker 1: more important?

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Speaker 4: I really don't have time for this right now. I

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Speaker 4: can't believe it's actually happening like does your pastor even

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Speaker 4: know that you're calling you right now?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I took the liberty of myself. What I

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Speaker 1: realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try

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Speaker 1: to help you so you would know what to do

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Speaker 1: when you're in the black church when people are saying

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Speaker 1: certain things you Okay, okay, Grant if you don't, man,

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Speaker 1: just do this for me, Grant, Like, do you know

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Speaker 1: what hooping is?

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Speaker 3: Hooping?

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Speaker 4: Like, who's a hooping?

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Speaker 1: No, hooping is when the pastor is at the in

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Speaker 1: of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh got him night?

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Speaker 1: Do that funny? If you if you would, Grant?

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Speaker 3: Oh hell, oh god, oh mighty.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no more, come on you wo me? Oh no.

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Speaker 3: God him, I gott.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 4: oh God, hold mighty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, gret do you think maybe it's possible. Day mean,

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Speaker 1: you could have some sessions before you come back to

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Speaker 1: the church and I can prepare you more.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, let's listen.

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Speaker 4: You have caught me at a really bad time, and

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Speaker 4: I'm quite honestly just so frustrated. Like I've never heard

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Speaker 4: of a quiz like this.

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Speaker 3: I'm really extended to be like, do you guys not

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Speaker 3: want me to don't hear a church?

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Speaker 4: More like, as matter of fact, dude, you should be

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Speaker 4: calling my wife right now.

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Speaker 3: She's black.

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Speaker 1: Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the ones.

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Speaker 1: Don't know why I'm gonna call her, I said, call you.

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Speaker 4: I am at work right now. I have a meeting

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Speaker 4: to get you in just a minute. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: And I hold on a second. I have got to

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Speaker 3: close my office door. This is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I have never ever received a phone call like this

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Speaker 4: in my life, and you better be lucky.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I want to talk to your pastor. I

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Speaker 3: am going to talk to him next Sunday. No joke.

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile

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Speaker 1: like that. I didn't mean to get you. I didn't

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Speaker 1: mean to upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can

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Speaker 1: I say something else to you?

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Speaker 3: One last thing?

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Speaker 1: And I have to go, Okay, I just want to

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Speaker 1: let you know that this is nephew. Tell me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve harbit More on the show, your wife Carolyn

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Speaker 1: got me to brank phone call you.

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Speaker 3: Shut up. Shut I am so I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're good. You are.

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Speaker 4: I'm all right, man, I'm all right a little embarrassed,

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Speaker 4: but I'm alright.

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Speaker 1: Gret you gotta do it for me one more time?

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Speaker 1: Oh talk?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh yeah, god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, look at do this for me. Tell me

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the lane, the.

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Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way.

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Speaker 5: And now you have it right there, right down, Come on,

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Speaker 5: come on, get just just just just give me my problems.

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Speaker 5: Maybe maybe today I need some some some praise and

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Speaker 5: pranks up in here?

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Speaker 4: Can I get some praise?

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Speaker 1: Thank you can't? Can't nobody? Well you know that's.

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Speaker 3: Only one, you know he needs that.

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Speaker 1: Well, well let me know. I am but only one on.

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Speaker 3: This show doing prank. So I guess you is the best.

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Speaker 5: Oh lord, that's that's that's how they do it. I

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Speaker 5: This coming weekend, I am in Memphis, Tennessee, Memphis Baby soundstage,

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Speaker 5: that's right, sound stage, Graceland. The Nephew is coming to

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Speaker 5: town in the.

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Speaker 1: Greatest one ever. Did that too?

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Speaker 5: Huh yeah, yeah, I am and Lexington, Kentucky gonna be

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Speaker 5: the greatest come through there in March.

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Speaker 1: Yes what what? Oh yeah? You are.

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Speaker 5: Oh, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm a nephew.