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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: You is just the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Go just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the

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Speaker 5: club and uses this charming pickup line on you knock

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Speaker 5: knock there?

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Speaker 4: What when?

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Speaker 2: What when? Who?

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Speaker 4: My place?

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Speaker 2: Tonight? You and me just answering your question.

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Speaker 4: That's a good one. Oh yeah, why did I hear?

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Speaker 1: Just my husband in the future.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't blow his metamucil powder directly into

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Speaker 5: his eyes.

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Speaker 4: Instead, whisper you can't smell sialis without us.

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Speaker 5: And that's when you give them the number to the

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Speaker 5: loser line. So hopefully he calls it and leaves an

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Speaker 5: awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, this is not gonna work. I mean, you

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Speaker 6: like seeing I'm totally sweet and everything the other night

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Speaker 6: that I just I don't know. I don't want to

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Speaker 6: waste my time, you know, because I'm sure you know

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Speaker 6: that Sagittarius Scorpio guys are like super chaotic, like you

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Speaker 6: crave danger and you drive on instabilities and problems and

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Speaker 6: like I don't know I can already see what's coming, Like,

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Speaker 6: you're probably going to cheat on me with one of

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Speaker 6: my best friends and then gas like me and make

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Speaker 6: me feel like it was my fault. And I just

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Speaker 6: I don't know, I just don't deserve that, Okay. I'm like,

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Speaker 6: I'm a trivil Pizzies of the Capricorn moon and I

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Speaker 6: need something stable, you know, like really stable.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I thought I liked you, but it's just it's just

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Speaker 6: too risky. So I hope you find a Gemini girl

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Speaker 6: who can handle your energy next message. I mean, she's

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Speaker 6: not wrong on that assessment of the end.

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Speaker 4: Because you're a Gemini guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I can handle them.

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Speaker 1: But I liked that she was an optimist, you don't.

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Speaker 6: Really taking the future about all the great things that

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Speaker 6: could happen with Yeah, my heart.

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Speaker 5: I really liked the about these books, the book.

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Speaker 7: And the crystals Crystal, and she sounds like the kind

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Speaker 7: of woman though, who's gonna call back in ten minutes

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Speaker 7: and be like, Okay, I just re examined my star chart,

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Speaker 7: and the thing is, it's possible if you have a

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Speaker 7: sister who's a Libra sign.

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Speaker 4: With a Virgo moon, then we could hook up. One

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Speaker 4: or two times.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: That's what the stars said.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Karleen, it's me from the bar. You you remember me, Dad, Sorry,

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Speaker 2: but I was a little loud that night when we met.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: You know, my friends tell me I speak at the

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Speaker 2: same ballume as we flowers the airport announcements.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I had a great time meeting. It was really cool.

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Speaker 2: Uh a new flag. You were there on the wrong night.

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Speaker 2: Every Thursday, the bars celebrates crazy Hair Day. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: you should go and totally keep your hair the way

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Speaker 2: it was. Hey, before you hang up, you should know

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Speaker 2: that I'm roasting you on purpose, Okay, because roath are

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Speaker 2: really cool now and everyone is doing them legally. This

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Speaker 2: is flirting, I hope not positive, but.

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Speaker 4: He sid Let's ask the ladies.

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Speaker 5: Does that work when a guy playfully roasts you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as he can take him back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because you have a lot of things to.

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Speaker 4: Say back about it.

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Speaker 3: Say, I may make him cry.

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Speaker 5: Listen, if you're going to roast anyone, roast us in

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Speaker 5: the comments section.

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Speaker 4: Of our YouTube page, I dropping Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Say something about Alexis's hair or Brooks glasses, Jose's hoodie

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Speaker 5: selection and you can even roast me on my page boy?

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Speaker 6: Good looks too, beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Boy, what's a page boy? Seems like someone's not fancy enough.

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Speaker 5: And while you're flirtatiously tearing us down, take a look

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Speaker 5: at the videos that are up there where we post

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Speaker 5: our favorite loser lines every single week. Anyway, probably sounding

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Speaker 5: like a total page boy right now.

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Speaker 4: So back to the clipse. Next messo.

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's me. It's thanks for giving me your number.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm curious, so why did you give it me? Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong, You're really cute, like

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Speaker 1: extremely cute, I'd say bordering hot. So what's between hot

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Speaker 1: and cute? Like smoldering? Wait, hold on, okay, hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me google it. Okay, Okay, I think that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it looks like it goes cute, then adorable, then stunning

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Speaker 1: that's a good word, and smoldering and then hot and

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Speaker 1: the volcanic And I'm not saying that you're like seven

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Speaker 1: spots away from being the volcanic hottest guy I've ever met,

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Speaker 1: but it's well, okay, so the list, okay, the list

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Speaker 1: is what the list is. I'm just saying that you're

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Speaker 1: like super cute, which super cute, not even on the list. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so hold on, okay, So okay, you're like, next message.

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Speaker 4: I totally get where she's coming from.

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Speaker 5: We can't all be Mount Vesuvius over here, so it's

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Speaker 5: a struggle.

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Speaker 4: How do I feel like?

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Speaker 6: She had five more Google searches after.

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Speaker 3: Got cut off?

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Speaker 4: Next message?

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to reach out again because I've been thinking.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's just the birds, it's the fish too.

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of them are reconsummersibles, and I

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Speaker 3: don't think they're using them just for surveillance. Nah, the

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Speaker 3: whole ocean is a giant screen but needs to government laughs. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're plotting for the endgame, and every second did we

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Speaker 3: waste it's gonna bring us closer to that dysopian society

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Speaker 3: that we were talking about. Most other girls normally just

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Speaker 3: roll their eyes and they look at me like I'm crazy,

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Speaker 3: But not you. You actually did it, like you actually wanted

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Speaker 3: to hear the truth.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we need to talk. I think we have

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Speaker 4: a lot of work to do.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, finally someone on the loser line that makes sense?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Or was he the entire time?

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Speaker 7: I love conspiracies, I just get confused because how is

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Speaker 7: there an underground water lab of the earth is flat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh right, God, which the conflict?

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Speaker 5: Only the government can answer those questions and they never will. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: we just unlocked the truth right here on the Loser Line.

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Speaker 7: You are welcome, maybe the last time you hear from us,

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Speaker 7: So before we.

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Speaker 5: Go away forever, remember to hit up and subscribe to

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Speaker 5: our YouTube page at Broke and Jeffrey, where we post

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Speaker 5: all of our non government to proof content, second date updates,

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Speaker 5: phone taps, and video recordings of us reacting live in

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Speaker 5: studio to all the Loser Line clips. We got a

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Speaker 5: phone tap coming up Brook.

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Morning