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Speaker 1: Hello, is me you looking for Hey, guys, this is

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Speaker 1: the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm Lionel Richie and I'm Riah Carey. Now this is

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Speaker 2: Sydney and Lionel Richie. How's everybody doing.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, this is gonna be a great episode

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Speaker 1: because we don't have a guest. Hey.

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Speaker 3: You know why we don't have a guest though, because

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Speaker 3: we're experts at not properly booking the show at all.

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Speaker 2: So what we're.

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Speaker 1: Doing today today's a special episode because we're going to

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Speaker 1: touch base.

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Speaker 2: We gonna see what y'all think.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna tell you guys what we've been up to,

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Speaker 3: and we're gonna reminisce on some of the episodes that

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Speaker 3: we've allready recorded. Cool.

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Speaker 2: I think this is brilliant. Honestly, I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like we don't even really need to get a guest

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Speaker 3: after this.

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Speaker 2: I think people just want to hear us, you know. Well, no,

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Speaker 2: they want us to have a guest because then we

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Speaker 2: can roast them.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're good at making people feel bad.

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Speaker 1: We felt good at the same time, like we roast

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Speaker 1: them and they walk out like wow, I really like

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Speaker 1: those girls.

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Speaker 2: Mm.

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Speaker 3: Somebody gonna try to kill us after a show. We

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Speaker 3: hosted an Oscar's viewing party on Sunday, you know, the

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Speaker 3: day the Oscars was, and we had a friend come, hey, Royce,

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Speaker 3: I know you'd be listening and shading us and telling

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Speaker 3: us that we sound tired on the podcast. How you doing,

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Speaker 3: mister Wynn and Royce, a comedian friend of ours, came

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Speaker 3: and he had the nerve. He decided the audacity.

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Speaker 2: He decided to.

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Speaker 3: To show up head to toe in brown brown like

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Speaker 3: ups Brown.

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Speaker 1: I felt like he might have went to church that day,

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Speaker 1: and he just felt like coordinating with the Lord.

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Speaker 3: She had on a brown sweater with a brown undershirt

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Speaker 3: and then.

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Speaker 1: A brown shoe and a brown.

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Speaker 3: And a khaki, a brown khaki.

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Speaker 2: It was brown on brown on brown.

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Speaker 3: So we called him Charlie Brown. We called him fifty

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Speaker 3: shades of brown. Sydney called him brown versus board of ed.

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Speaker 2: Brown.

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Speaker 1: We love you, hey, Royce, We love roasting you brown

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Speaker 1: brown room. So we're gonna touch baits with our expertise

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Speaker 1: this week.

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Speaker 2: What were you an expert in marine.

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Speaker 3: Expert at trusting my gut, you know, just putting all

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Speaker 3: of my faith in my intuition, because we have this

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Speaker 3: innate sense in ourselves that like a red flag goes off,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, or a Spidey sense if

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Speaker 3: you will, you know what I'm talking about. When something

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Speaker 3: happens and our brain is like warning, warning, warning, he

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Speaker 3: gonna kill you and he ain't got money, Like something

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Speaker 3: goes off in our minds that just warns us to

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Speaker 3: go the other way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mine, mine left nipple usually starts itching with

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Speaker 1: something bad that's about half.

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Speaker 3: Or not properly scrubbing that or exfollating I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: with that is no. But I had somebody come to

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Speaker 3: a show that I was performing at last week.

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Speaker 2: It was a beautiful day.

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Speaker 3: It was a warm sixty nine climate changed winter day.

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Speaker 2: It felt it fell at very summertime. It felt. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it was white.

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Speaker 3: People had on sandals, and then people on the train

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Speaker 3: was cold. It was warm, but people were like, it's

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Speaker 3: he was like, hey, let me drop you off at home,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, no, it's nice outside. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: I came here. And he was like, listen, I got

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Speaker 3: a car to go. You know, one of these little

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Speaker 3: tiny smart cars that you could rent. It looks like

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Speaker 2: I see.

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Speaker 1: And that's where you suck up, because if you're gonna

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Speaker 2: Maybe not a zip car. Listen, he rolled, not a

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Speaker 2: zip car. There's not enough room for your hair and

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Speaker 3: Word, my attitude don't fit in a smart car. You

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Speaker 3: didn't rent a Tesla for this, a Lamba with the door,

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Speaker 2: You deserve a suicide door.

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Speaker 3: I deserve a suicide door. So he was like, I

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Speaker 3: And I watched him cancel it, and then we walked

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Speaker 3: drop you off at home. I was like, we live

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Speaker 3: different directions, Like I live south and you live north.

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Speaker 2: Why would you drop me off at my house? Because

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Speaker 2: you are a queen.

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Speaker 1: I mean, your whole set is about how you are

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Speaker 1: the queen, so why wouldn't he want to drop you off?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm also the queen of the no

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Speaker 3: and I'm also the queen of watching lorn Order SVU.

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Speaker 3: I watched too much Lifetime, I watched the news, I

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Speaker 2: I'm not here.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm not here for that horn, but I'm

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Speaker 3: not here for a white man, a European white man,

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Speaker 3: to drop me off at my house in Brooklyn. When

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Speaker 3: I'm telling him no, it was the way he was insisting,

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Speaker 3: was like, you gonna you're planning to kill me in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well didn't he say I'll drop you off two

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Speaker 3: He was like listen, He's like, I'll drop you get

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Speaker 3: Like it's not about me not wanting you to know

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Speaker 3: where I live. You just too eager about this.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like this is he was gonna, this is what was

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I can't, and I feel like that's genius. So

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Speaker 1: how do I make that happen to me? Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: My brain was like me a girl like I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's nice out. He was too eager,

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Speaker 3: Like even when a dude likes you too much, likes

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Speaker 2: But I'm always looking for things like I'm parando.

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Speaker 3: Maybe my intuition is off sometimes, like I'll go to

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Speaker 2: Like you know, I have an intuition too, because I

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Speaker 2: was hooking up with this guy well before he even

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Speaker 1: I went to his room and I was like, man,

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Speaker 2: And then on the side of his bed he had

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Speaker 1: Of spells, a book of spells, like yeah, yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it was popping.

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Speaker 1: He had coconut oil like for like a body massage.

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Speaker 2: Ah, he's using that for lubricant. Just want to let

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Speaker 2: the listeners know coconut oil is a popping lubriant.

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Speaker 1: I'm not here for coconut oil lube. Never listen, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't lie to the kids.

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Speaker 3: I mean I said, you know what, it might be good.

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Speaker 3: It might be good for your Filippian tubes. Dont cerfrix.

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Speaker 1: It might need to be uh, you know, coconut oil down,

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Speaker 3: Yo, you gotta go with your gun, even though Cinny didn't.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes like you know, we're getting this whatever this ability

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Speaker 1: I think you shouldn't go through phones.

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Speaker 3: You've never gone through somebody's phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I definitely. Actually I didn't go through his phone.

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Speaker 1: I was on his iPad and he was getting text

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Speaker 2: Who was messaging him? Some bitch in New Jersey? And

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Speaker 1: She was in New Jersey. So I was like, you're

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Speaker 3: So what happened? Sydney walk us through the scene?

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Speaker 2: I called him. He was at work.

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Speaker 1: The messages were from I guess like a couple of

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Speaker 1: you know, I was like, let me talk to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I said, but you you need to end things with

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Speaker 2: Haven't really been talking.

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Speaker 3: If you're in his house and you're using his technology,

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Speaker 3: his Apple products, Marie.

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Speaker 1: You know, you could be in somebody's place and just

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Speaker 1: this is your place, but I'm a disrespect for you

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've been there, done that for three years.

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Speaker 3: But so what happened? I never owned, he said.

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Speaker 1: He just was like, he said, I never went to

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Speaker 1: New Jersey. What I look like going to New Jersey?

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, But she asked if you were coming,

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Speaker 3: You couldn't see none of his responses on the cloud.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, the conversation cut off. He might he

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Speaker 1: probably got on a payphone. He was like, I think

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Speaker 2: He got but no, like we ended up trying to

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Speaker 2: work things O. We broke up anyway. But that's the thing,

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Speaker 2: you got it.

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Speaker 3: You should have went with your gut from the beginning.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you can't tell the difference between your intuition and

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Speaker 3: but you have to go with your gut. I was

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Speaker 3: I was hanging out with this dude and he used

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Speaker 3: He called me, And then he was like, so you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't call you. You wouldn't be the first call. I

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Speaker 3: You gotta send me an Uber bear. Actually we stopping

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Speaker 3: Sydney, you're an expert at not listening to hashtags on

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Speaker 2: Or go or move, they're all the same. Move is

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Speaker 2: a nigga uber. They're all the same. They're all bad. Listen.

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Speaker 3: But Sidney, you're not that bad of a person. No

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Speaker 2: What were you an expert at this week?

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Speaker 3: What did you kill?

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Speaker 2: The living at somebody else's house? Boo?

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Speaker 3: Paint the picture for us?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you know, just slang with a friend for a while,

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Speaker 1: Yes, making sure you know, I clean up after myself

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Speaker 2: Well, what happened?

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Speaker 3: Like, how did you get into the situation that you're

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Speaker 1: Listen, Sally Jesse, Raphael ass, Marie Foston.

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Speaker 3: It's actually Oprah Lionel Richie Foston.

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Speaker 2: Uh uh no, I'm just right now.

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Speaker 2: Just live in the American dream.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the lower east side right now, so I'm

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Speaker 3: Well, you're also your body is also on the lower

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Speaker 2: Well, Marie, the people didn't know need to know all

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm an expert at being honest and blowing up spots.

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Speaker 3: So you're on the lower east side, which is That's nice?

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's a cool neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, with ibookers in morning breath, I'm gonna be late,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, sometimes you need to take little breaks

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Speaker 3: Get back in the game. Listen, I'm all about a break.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I tell you to spread your wings and fly,

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Speaker 1: Why would I want you to go out there think

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Speaker 2: No, no one's ever done that to you. It's ever

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Speaker 3: It's not you, it's me. Let me spread my wings

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Speaker 2: I had a guy said it's not you, it's me.

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Speaker 2: You know, he went out and he just didn't come.

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Speaker 1: He was like, whoa, you know, she just understands me.

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Speaker 3: Listen, if you want to do something stupid, go do

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Speaker 2: And also I don't trust you, like you probably went

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you're using coconut oil, is lube?

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Speaker 1: You just getting some real already got some, So it

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Speaker 1: don't matter you're making pizzas down there. It's all of

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this is where how many months have we

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like five or six since the summertime.

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Speaker 2: So what do we did we learn anything?

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Speaker 1: I feel like we've had some really amazing guests, right

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Speaker 2: I really loved your cousin, the MTA expert.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there were so many things about bus drivers

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Speaker 2: If you only have a forty two minute like lunch.

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Speaker 1: Break, like that's so specific, Cidy, do you get a

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Speaker 2: Lunch break listen. I eat the whole time I'm there,

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Speaker 1: I'm eating the food that I'm serving like it's I'm

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Speaker 1: They would like those fries anyway, So I eat off

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Speaker 2: I'm just a mess.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that I can ever go back to

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't. It's the worst. I mean, people are so specific.

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Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I want a burger, I want three

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Speaker 2: It's like, go back there and make your own burger,

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Speaker 3: I want the bottom bun to be chilled on a

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Speaker 2: At my job?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I know that you're working on your one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm trying to get the hell out of there.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, And I've been seeing you work on some of

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Speaker 3: Oh, you were feeling like a white woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I felt like a white woman from Long Island.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I had a good ze boat in

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Speaker 2: You couldn't tell me fucking shit I would do for

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Speaker 1: So eventually I started getting real comfortable and just drinking

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Speaker 1: He's like nah, nah, like you party or whatever. I'm like, yeah, party.

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Speaker 3: So when people say do you party, that's code for

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Speaker 3: do you do cocaine?

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Speaker 1: So so he passes me this limousine jar of drugs.

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Speaker 3: Dan is a limousine, Joe.

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Speaker 2: It's a jar. It's like a little vial.

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Speaker 2: Walk away, It's time to go.

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Speaker 3: It's yo. I don't even know if anybody listening knows

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Speaker 3: what a vile of crack looks like.

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Speaker 1: There's between crack and cocaine. The rocks are chunkiest. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely a rocks. Right, don't be food by the

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Speaker 1: recks that I got. It's just cracked that I bought

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna do fur So anyway, he asked.

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Speaker 1: You got like a like a jar like that, like

444
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 1: this person probably spent at least two hundred dollars, if

445
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 1: not more on the drugs. Okay, well you said the violet.

446
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 1: It was like this the length of a finger. It

447
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 1: was like the size of your hand. It was like

448
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 1: my pinky, okay, and this is a long it's a

449
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 1: long pin. Yeah, it's a long pinchill.

450
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaker 3: Sydney's pinky is the size of my middle finger. Shvel cutup,

451
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:32,719
Speaker 3: shut up.

452
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 2: So it's the at finger to phone home. So I'm

453
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,960
Speaker 2: I had like four or five tables that night, and

454
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I've been working hard.

455
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 1: Time for me to take a break. I told I

456
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 1: told her brother, I'm like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

457
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 1: I'll be back. So I go to the bathroom and

458
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 1: then I look at it and I'm like, you know what,

459
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 1: he's so dumb. Why would he give me this? Like

460
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: he don't know me. I could just like fucking do

461
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,680
Speaker 1: anything with this. So what I did is I put

462
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 1: half half of the jar in a napkin, and then

463
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 1: I poured a little bit in the toilet. Why because

464
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck this, dude, like why are you

465
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 1: giving me drugs? You don't know who I am, what

466
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 1: you made, but you were saving the drugs to do later.

467
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 1: I was so wasted that I but I was so

468
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 1: annoyed that I was like, oh, he's so privileged. He

469
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: just thinks he can give me drugs and buy bottles

470
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 1: and then tip me.

471
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 2: Like fuck him. That's how wasted I was.

472
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 1: So then I poured some of it in the toilet

473
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: and then I do the rest.

474
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,719
Speaker 3: And then the rest is in the napkin.

475
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then I put I put the napkin in

476
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: my brawl and then I walk out and I passed

477
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: him the jar and then I walk I do a lap.

478
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: I do a lap, and listen, I was the lap

479
00:21:50,200 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: was a Whitney uston and yeah, yeah.

480
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 2: We just peeked. Oh that was terrible. So I did

481
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 2: that lap and then I'm like avoiding the table obviously

482
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 2: because because because I was high. And so he finally

483
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 2: weighs me down and he's like, uh, you know that's

484
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 2: all you know what happened in there?

485
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean? It's like what happened?

486
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean? He's like all

487
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: the drugs are gone. I'm like what drugs? What drug Yeah,

488
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: He's like wait, what, Like, what do you mean I

489
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: just gave you some drugs. I was like, no, you

490
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 1: did not, And so then we get in kind of

491
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: like a back and forth. I was like, I'm not

492
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 1: arguing with the patron. I didn't do your drugs. Like

493
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 1: that's how high I was.

494
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 2: So then I'm turving my.

495
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: Other tables, you know, doing doing me, taking shots, having

496
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: a good time. And then my manager comes with him

497
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: and pulls me to the side. He said, this man

498
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: said that he gave you his drugs, and he said you.

499
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: Did them all.

500
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 3: Hold on time out, pause, sidebar flag on the play objection.

501
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 3: He was so white that he was like, I'm gonna

502
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,479
Speaker 3: tell I'm a snitch, I'm a tattle yep on her

503
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 3: manager and I'm gonna be like, she took my drugs.

504
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 2: That's how white you like? Really. Yeah.

505
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna admit that I'm doing drugs

506
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: in this establishment and they're gonna give me my drugs back.

507
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 3: But what did he think was gonna happen?

508
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought he thought I was gonna

509
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: get fired.

510
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: But anyway, so my manager's like, yeah, this man says

511
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: you took his drugs. And I looked my manager dead

512
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: in my dead in his face, and I said I

513
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: don't even do drugs, and the guy like dropped his

514
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: mouth drops. He's like what And I was like, I

515
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: don't even do drugs.

516
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: I probably had a ring around my nose.

517
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: And everything, the whitest, my eyes probably look crazy. I

518
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 1: had to type bright her mouth and everything.

519
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 3: Did you aw was going off the here?

520
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: You couldn't tell me shit. So my manager looks at

521
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: me and then looked at him. He said, she says

522
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: she doesn't do drugs, so I.

523
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: Don't know what to tell you.

524
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: The guy was like so flabberg actid that like, my

525
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: manager actually looked at him, like, she doesn't do drugs,

526
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 1: so I don't know what to tell you. He said,

527
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: maybe you should watch the tapes. He's like, uh, okay,

528
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: we'll watch the tapes tonight, but for now, I don't

529
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: know what to tell you about your drugs. And then

530
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: he was like, sir, you really shouldn't be doing drugs.

531
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, going up on a Tuesday Tuesday. And then

532
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: so the guy obviously wants to close out and I'll

533
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: put money spent. Oh, he spent about three grand and

534
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: I put twenty percent on it. Mind you, this place

535
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: is no longer in business like this. This place shut down, yeah,

536
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: because coming in there doing drugs. No staff was also

537
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: doing drugs. No, No, it was shut down anyway. So my

538
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: manager pulls me to decide. He's said, Sydney, I can't

539
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: even do this again, Like, I can't do this. You

540
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: told this, You told me in front of this guy

541
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: that you don't do drugs.

542
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: That's a lie. I've seen you do coke. And then

543
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: I looked and then I looked him back in his eyes.

544
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't do drugs.

545
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 3: And then I skipped off.

546
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: I was like bite.

547
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: Then I was like, man, I got a problem. But

548
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: I got away with it. So I was like, wow,

549
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: this is like do I have a problem. I was like,

550
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: this is the whitest I think I've ever been in

551
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: my entire life.

552
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: Yo, that is crazy. I don't think I've ever felt

553
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 3: that white. I've never felt that way, bitch.

554
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: When I tell you yo that, I was like, man,

555
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: this is some good coke because people are starting to

556
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: believe my lies.

557
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: Yo, I've never felt that white.

558
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: I did feel super black this weekend, though, why because

559
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 3: I was invited to do a show in the Hamptons,

560
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 3: and I was like, I am, it's warm out. Did

561
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: he might be there in a white linen suit hanging

562
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: next to the Dale Dondale miss the Worldwide? And so

563
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 3: I get to the Hampton's and they put us in

564
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 3: a motel. Right, they put us in a motel and

565
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 3: I get there and it looks like the Baits motel.

566
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna die tonight because it was

567
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: like facing the woods. So it was very Blair Witch Project,

568
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 3: very you gonna die at midnight? Right, And the two

569
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 3: other comedians were like, well, we drove in, so we

570
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 3: gonna drive home tonight.

571
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm a ride home with you guys,

572
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 2: Like there's no reason for me to.

573
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: Be in the Hamptons sitting here with owls watching me

574
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 3: and creepy white men in pickup trucks.

575
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: But you could have had like a Mariah Carrey Always

576
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Be My Baby type situation, you know, swinging from a

577
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: tire string.

578
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm not swinging from no tire no, because I wasn't

579
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 3: out there with anybody that I know, and you know

580
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 3: I can't swim. What tire swing am I swinging from

581
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 3: in the Hampton?

582
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 2: I don't know.

583
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: I felt like you could have like a Jitney love affair. No,

584
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: you should have made it work. No, I'm not trying

585
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: to make it work. You got not Samantha from sex.

586
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: And you don't want to have like a Nantucket nectar's

587
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: with some vodka with for the beij Man.

588
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to drink nectar with a beije man.

589
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 3: That's not the way that my life is set up

590
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 3: in twenty seventeen.

591
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 2: Right now, a Nantucket nectar's with some peach snops, nothanks,

592
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: rock sand.

593
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 3: So I get so these guys are like, we're gonna

594
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 3: drive home tonight. It's like a two hour drive, let's

595
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 3: do it. I was like, fantastic. I get to the car.

596
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 3: It's a Prius. I was like, is this one of

597
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: them cars you plug in? Because this looks like we're

598
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 3: not gonna get it back to Brooklyn. I get in

599
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 3: the car anyway. The way a Prius is set up.

600
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: It's one of them hybrid cars that you plug in,

601
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 3: so the trunk is like super tiny because that's where

602
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 3: like the charger is for the car. But whatever. We

603
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: drive down the street. We chitchatting about things that black

604
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: women and white dudes talk about, video games. And we

605
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: get to a certain point halfway down Long Island and

606
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: the driver's like, who, something's wrong with my car. I

607
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 3: think I got a flat tire. And I was like, what,

608
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: it's midnight. We pull over in the pitch black darkness

609
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 3: of Long Island and I was like, listen, I've seen

610
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 3: all the scary movies. I've seen Amityville Horror, I've seen jeebers, Creepers,

611
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 3: I've seen all the Saw movies.

612
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: I was like, three of them is too many of them.

613
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 3: I've seen Wrong Turn, Texas, Chainsaw, Massacred. I was like,

614
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: I'm not getting out of this car, and then they

615
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 3: jumped out. I was like, I'm not gonna say in

616
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: this car by myself.

617
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 2: I get out.

618
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: A cop car pulls up, comes around behind us, and

619
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my god, it's like the beginning

620
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 3: of Hidden Figures.

621
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: I'm Janelle Monette.

622
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 3: They were like, what the hell, what words did you

623
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 3: just say? I was like, Janelle Monette, this is like

624
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 3: in the beginning of the movie. And they were like,

625
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 3: stop talking. You don't speak black. You speaking in Haitian?

626
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: Whatever what you're talking Haitian?

627
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 2: Right now? The cop comes. He's like, I'm gonna call it.

628
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: Tow truck for you guys. He calls the tow truck

629
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: and then he leaves.

630
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, I thought you supposed to

631
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 3: protect and serve, Like, yeah, shouldn't you stay in case

632
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 3: somebody tries to.

633
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: Keep There was a woman there, like you were there.

634
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: That's enough reason for the cop to say no.

635
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: The cop was like, she black. She gonna die first

636
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 2: in this movie.

637
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: He left right, and we get back in the car

638
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: and the light the car pulls up behind us. The

639
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 3: driver's like, that must be the toe truck. He jumps

640
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: out the car. The cop is like, get back in

641
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 3: the car. Get your ass back in the car, right like,

642
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 3: yelling at him to get back in the car. He

643
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 3: gets back in. Both the white dudes put their hands up.

644
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 3: I immediately reach for my phone and starts sending people

645
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 3: my location, my coordinates.

646
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: I wasn't get one.

647
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: You was at work. I was like longitude and latitude.

648
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: I was like dropping pins for people to know where

649
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 3: I was at Legit started live tweeting because I was like,

650
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: if I died at night, y'all gonna say name right.

651
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: I never found Natalie Halloween's body. They don't know exactly

652
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 3: where I was tweeting from. And I turned all my locations.

653
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: On and so you had like no data left.

654
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 2: There was no Wi Fi.

655
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 3: I was like, I should just throw my panties out

656
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 3: the window covered in DNA. I just started throwing stuff

657
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: out the car.

658
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: You started scratching yourself and like putting the DNA all

659
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: over the car.

660
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: I started scratching the white men's necks in front of

661
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: me and then just leaving just DNA shavings.

662
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: All over the back seat.

663
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 3: I was like, they gonna find the body. I was

664
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 3: freaking out. And then the cop gets out of the

665
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: car and he was like, oh, you guys have a

666
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: flat tire. Put your hands down, guys. The driver puts

667
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 3: his hands down because he dumb. The passenger was like, no,

668
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: I'm leaving my hands up. I was like, oh, he

669
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 3: must have some black friends. Yes, he does, he knows

670
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: some niggas. But I was sitting in the back seat

671
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: just tweeting the entire time, like y'all not gonna kill me,

672
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: and then act like I wasn't in this car. And

673
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: then he was like, oh, a truck's coming bye, and

674
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 3: he left us too, And then we had to wait

675
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: another fifteen minutes in the dark until a tow truck came,

676
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: and then the driver jumped out again. I was like, yo,

677
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: you ready to die for reels?

678
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: Where's his name?

679
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: His name was Dave.

680
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: Dave would definitely do some damn shit like that. He

681
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: ain't got no sense, Dave.

682
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: Just he kept jumping out of the car. I'm like that,

683
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: you don't even know if that's the our tow truck.

684
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 3: That could be a monster truck coming in, like flatten

685
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: the car, I mean, in which case you should jump out.

686
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 3: But it was a Jamaican dude. I was like, oh

687
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 3: my god, my PayPal. I was super excited. And then

688
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: it took two hours to change the.

689
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 2: Tire in the dark.

690
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: Well, he put the car on the tow truck and

691
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: then drove it to I don't know the tow truck garage.

692
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, and that was two hours away.

693
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 3: No, just the whole process from when we got the

694
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 3: flat tire to when we started driving again took two

695
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 3: whole hours. I got him a four o'clock in the morning.

696
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: Ugh. But you still got paid through and got paid

697
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: before the show.

698
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: You got your coins you got I think you got

699
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: extra coins yo.

700
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 3: Speaking of coins, we had a mina. We had a

701
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: frual expert, a money saving expert, and we learned a

702
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: lot that episode too.

703
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

704
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: I learned that I'm not moving my refrigerator and unplugging

705
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: it so I could save money.

706
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: That's not happening. But other than that, I mean.

707
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: She does a lot, Like she goes on trips. She's

708
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: going on another trip, like coming up. I'm like, wow,

709
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 1: you any she has a son. She can be done people.

710
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but did you know before that episode that you

711
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 3: could move your stove, like you could unplug your stove

712
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 3: Because I didn't listen.

713
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't even look at my stove, so I just

714
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: figure like it turns on by itself. Like I don't

715
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: turn my stove on. I'm not moving it. There's mad

716
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: dust behind my stove.

717
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: I'm not moving there's probably food back there.

718
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 3: I feel like I dropped a fresh bottle of Missus Dash,

719
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: But there's some lurries back there. I just dropped a

720
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 3: bunch of things.

721
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: Actually, I feel like I might have lost my Social

722
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: Security card. I should look behind the Refrigy.

723
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 3: Do you lose your Social Oh? You somebody's the scammers

724
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 3: already got that card.

725
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell the scammers.

726
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: If y'all out there, scammers, m your shit is gonna

727
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: get declined. Anything you try to open up in my name, Yo,

728
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna look at you and they're gonna ask lots

729
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: of questions.

730
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, how did you get here?

731
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: There's yeah, there's definitely no. Somebody tried to take money

732
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: on my account, Like in the summertime.

733
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: They took three hundred dollars out. They went to a

734
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 2: full locker and I was like, wait, what that some

735
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: young kids? They went to the mall. They went to

736
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: the foot locker.

737
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: In the mall, and my bank alerted me immediately because

738
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: they were like, you're spending three hundred dollars all at once.

739
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like you. You do three hundred dollars

740
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: in increments.

741
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: Listen, Chase will text me immediately if more than one

742
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: hundred and twelve dollars just try to be spent at

743
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: one time. They'd be like, did you authorize one hundred

744
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: and twelve dollars purchase? I'll be like, no, Chase, you

745
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: know I didn't.

746
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: I mean it was telling us about meal preps, and

747
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, I should do that.

748
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 2: Don't you do that? Marie?

749
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 3: No, my mother sends me food something that's like meal prep.

750
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: Like that's why you saved money.

751
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: I mean I save money that way. I also save

752
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 3: money by like letting terrible people take me out on dates.

753
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: I know, and I just just tag along. I'll be like,

754
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: so I'm here to accompany Marie on this date.

755
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: Sydney's been out with me. We got to get food before.

756
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 3: I remember that that meal, that lovely meal we had

757
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 3: a couple weeks ago where the gentleman spend seventy dollars.

758
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was seventy dollars, and I was like, wow,

759
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: this is real nice.

760
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: I should just hang out with Marie all the time.

761
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 3: All we were doing was eating soup. Seventy dollars worth

762
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: a soup.

763
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,959
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, this is beautiful, we're living the life.

764
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: That was was actually our white man expert. He did

765
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 3: this show and was talking about, you know, horses and

766
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 3: Connecticut and calling his mother Kathy. White people love calling

767
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 3: their parents by their first names.

768
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, Kathy is bold.

769
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: You know you're bold to remember you called my mother

770
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: by her first name on speakerphone.

771
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: And she was like, who dat eats?

772
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: I didn't know that your mother was on speakerphone. Like

773
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: that was you were on speakerphone. I mean, I didn't

774
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: know that I was on speakerphone, and I didn't know

775
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: your mother was right there. Listen, you got to assume

776
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: that you're always on speakerphone, which is super rude.

777
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 2: What I'm the friend expert.

778
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that you should never have your

779
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: friend on speaker if you're around other people, you never

780
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: know what they're going to say.

781
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm the mean expert, and you should just always

782
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: assume that I'm doing something that's going to be a

783
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 3: little bit mean and hurt your feelings.

784
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: I think you should have taken some hints from our

785
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: Southern hospitality expert, Alzo Slade. I just felt like such

786
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: a gentleman and he knows how to treat people, and

787
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: you should take all the the notes.

788
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 3: I feel like also got on the podcast and started

789
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: roasting us immediately.

790
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 2: Well he roasted us because we started we started up quick.

791
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: Well, we did talk. We did start talking about his mama.

792
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: Well we well, first we were talking about his uh,

793
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: his blouse.

794
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: That he had on.

795
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 3: He did have a very blousey shirt.

796
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: It's a collar that looked like it had been through something.

797
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 1: Oh has it gone through a couple of washes? My man,

798
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: you didn't take that to the dry cleaner at all.

799
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: That's a synthetic fabric. Did you hand wash that?

800
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 3: You know how Sometimes you gotta lay things flat to dry,

801
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: but sometimes you hang it and it starts to droop. Yeah,

802
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 3: that's what his blouse looked like.

803
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: His collar looked depressed.

804
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: I mean, we've also had a fashion expert on and

805
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: she came on and we're trying to tell us that

806
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: a kitten heel was appropriate and we know that's a

807
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: damn live Oh yeah, Carmen, She's Carmen is amazing. But

808
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: at the same time, she was like, don't make fun

809
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 1: of Hillary Clinton's shoes or her pants suits.

810
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 2: I love I'm like, on.

811
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 3: The pants suits. I'm here for a death row flavored

812
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 3: pants suit. I mean, Hillary clinton kittening heels were atrocious.

813
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 3: Just throw on an ox for throw on a lace

814
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 3: up flat shoe, Throw on a Tory birch you white,

815
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 3: that's what y'all wear.

816
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: The only reason why I had an issue with Hillary

817
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: Clinton with the pants suits. It's like, why do you

818
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: have to be an authority and have pants on? Why

819
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: can't you wear a dress?

820
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 2: Well?

821
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: Because sometimes when she got really really hype at them debates,

822
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: she wanted to drop down again igle on. She wanted

823
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 3: to shake a tail feather, take.

824
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 2: A tail, fella.

825
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 3: What is Murphy Lee doing these?

826
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's probably working at his local CVS.

827
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 3: He's working on a foot locker right now. Remember that

828
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 3: Air Force one song?

829
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 2: My god, that was Nelly.

830
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 3: Actually Murphy Lee was on that song two though. I mean,

831
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 3: we don't know what Nelly's doing either. I feel like

832
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: after Ashanti left him, I mean I don't even know

833
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 3: who left too.

834
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: But I mean Nelly has a lot of jobs. He's

835
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 2: doing well. He's just like our multiple job expert, your cousin.

836
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: Andrew, Yes, my cousin who's had sixteen jobs in three

837
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: years that cousin.

838
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 2: To be young again.

839
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: Man, I would have done more jobs in my younger

840
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: age if I could. Really, yeah, because it's just you

841
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: get the experience.

842
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:28,959
Speaker 2: I mean.

843
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 3: Andrew also did just come back from a three week

844
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 3: trip to Japan.

845
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 2: I had no idea that your cousin had coins like.

846
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: That, Like, oh, maybe he was saving money on like

847
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: not spending enough fabric on his sweatpants.

848
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 3: With them theme Heather gray House shorts that he threw

849
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: off for the podcast. Listen, if you're listening to this

850
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 3: and you think that you're an expert at something, you

851
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 3: got to hit us up. But also make sure you

852
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 3: come correct to the taping because we will clown your clothes,

853
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: your hairline, your dirty fingernails, and your yellow eyeballs.

854
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: You will clown you.

855
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: So if we have JNDAE, you just can't be on

856
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: the podcast at all. I like, it's a drug you

857
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: get to take to clear the eyes. Really for Jonas,

858
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: I have no idea, girl. But we did have a

859
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: drug expert on the podcast. We did, Christina Gaston, and

860
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: told us everything from like a weed to meth, and

861
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: I was I.

862
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 2: Was quite surprised about the meth.

863
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 3: Were you surprised about the myth.

864
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was like, meth with your dad and

865
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: you just gone too far. That's just too much.

866
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: I mean, but her dad is the Jewish one in

867
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: her right, the dad is the Jewish one.

868
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

869
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 3: She's Galston, Yes, dad is the Jewish one. Okay, she's

870
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: Jewish and Puerto Rican. It makes sense that her white

871
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 3: father was the one who she I don't know.

872
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: I just feel like meth doesn't really pair with the Judaism.

873
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,720
Speaker 1: Meth doesn't really pair well with the Judaism. Meth pairs

874
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: well with.

875
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 3: A hillbilly, a trailer part, with a redneck with a

876
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 3: ritz cracker. Meth pairs well with a cousin that.

877
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 2: Ju kis hmm. It just didn't like taste.

878
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 3: When is this this is your cousins's life in my mouth? Yes,

879
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: that's what med pairs well well. But Sidney, I feel

880
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 3: like while she was talking, you were nodding your head

881
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: to all the drugs that she'd done, because you had

882
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 3: done a lot of them too.

883
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: I mean, that was my old life. This is the

884
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: new me, the old me. We just reminisced about it

885
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: and laugh and be, like.

886
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: I said, it's still alive. It's crazy, like that's that's how,

887
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: that's what I do.

888
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: It is crazy, though, like you've lived like three or

889
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: four lives in the same time that I've lived one,

890
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: as she hastenation life m h.

891
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: I mean working in nightlife, you you're exposed to everything

892
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: like celebrities, money, rich dudes.

893
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 2: You get to see.

894
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: White people on a daily basis in the regular habitat.

895
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 2: It's just so real.

896
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: I see white people are daily habitat all the time.

897
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: I see them out in my window. Now there their

898
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 3: new habitat seems to be Brooklyn.

899
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you get to see not only just white people,

900
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: but like rich people, Like I met so many rich

901
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: celebrities that it's like it's crazy. Like one time I

902
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: was doing this private event and it was like the

903
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: whole place was nothing but a list legendary people. And

904
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of legendary people be having like

905
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: some Clinger honers. So I sometimes they look the same,

906
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: So I have no idea who's who. I just I

907
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: was supposed to assume everybody somebody, but you know me,

908
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm reckless.

909
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: So there was this.

910
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: Guy at this table and he pulled out his straw

911
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: from his drink and he started doing a line of

912
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, who knows.

913
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm gonna assume it's cocaine, but I don't know.

914
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 2: But he what else do you snort?

915
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: Though?

916
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: There's ketamine, there's there.

917
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: Adderall, like people just do.

918
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: People so rich and board that they're like, let's just

919
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: do everything underneath our kitchen cabinet, Like, let's do it.

920
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: Ooh, let me snort some this ammonia.

921
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.

922
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: So he's sniffing and I go up to him and

923
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: I was like, sir, you can't do that.

924
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: Here, you can't do that. And then two people that

925
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 2: was with him, they're like, oh, excuse.

926
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: Me, that's the sting sticks sting, And I was like

927
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: I dream over.

928
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, I see b a bee stung him.

929
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, so sting with sniffing ajax through a

930
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: soggy and help us.

931
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't care if he is sting.

932
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, can he get a dry straw?

933
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: Like you're it's a wet straw at that. So whatever

934
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: you're doing, you're losing most of the drugs.

935
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: Like what are you doing?

936
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,479
Speaker 3: So did you stop him or did he just keep

937
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 3: doing these lines?

938
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: Uh?

939
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: He said, get your nigga ass out of here, and

940
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: somebody please move the help Yeah, can somebody up? Can

941
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: you fetch me a bucket of water? And I was like,

942
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: you know what, see this why I should be working here?

943
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: Do you want to do the ice bucket challenge at

944
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: your job? I can't believe Sting did that pretty much.

945
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: I cannot believe the first time I saw somebody do

946
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: cocaine in my face. I had never seen it before

947
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 3: except in movies. And it was I was in college

948
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 3: in my dorm room and my roommate pulled out a

949
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: little bag of cocaine and she was like, she was

950
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 3: like rubbing it.

951
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: On her gums. Oh my lord.

952
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 3: She was like, oh my god, this is so good.

953
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 3: She was like, Marine, you should taste this.

954
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: Wait? What day was this? What day? What times? I

955
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: feel like?

956
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 3: It was like a Wednesday, Wow, Wednesday.

957
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 2: At like two oh two, your Meredith. You're Marabeth Maribeth.

958
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 3: Her name was Holly, Oh Holly, because that is the

959
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 3: bacious name in the world. And she was like, Marina says,

960
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 3: you gonna try some rub a little bit on your gums.

961
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 3: I said, excuse me, mind you. I had my retainer

962
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 3: in my mouth.

963
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: New teeth were brand spreaking news.

964
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: They still had the new teeth smell. I was like,

965
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: wait a minute. She's like, just rub a little on

966
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 3: your gums. It's so good.

967
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I will do no such thing.

968
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 3: And the more she started talking about the cocaine, the

969
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 3: like whiter and younger and more naives that I became.

970
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 3: And she she eventually morphed into a sugar night because

971
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't believe you, Holly, and she

972
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: was like tongue like she It was like it was

973
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 3: like freaky Friday.

974
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: And then she asked me if I had a straw

975
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, yes, it says you know me straws,

976
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: is you straws?

977
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: And she cut the straw out.

978
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 3: I watched her cut the stru up and I was like, oh,

979
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: she's doing grafts, arts and grafts over there. And then

980
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: she made this line and she snorted the cocaine through

981
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: my straw and I was like, wow, straw, my good

982
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: iced tea straws. And she snorted the line and then

983
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 3: she was like did you want to try?

984
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: No?

985
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: Right? I was like so nuts. And then after that

986
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: I'm here.

987
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: Listen. After that, have you got some nerve? After that,

988
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 3: she started selling the cocaine out of of our dorm room.

989
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: Wow.

990
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 3: And people would come through the window like they would

991
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: because we lived on the first floor. They would knock

992
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 3: on the window and they'd be like. I would open

993
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 3: the window and they'd be like, hey, is Holly here.

994
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 3: I'd be like no, and they're like, well, she said

995
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: that she has some stuff for me to pick up.

996
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 3: And then this these two dudes crawled into the window.

997
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 3: Knew exactly where her cocaine was. I was like, y'all

998
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 3: gonna leave some money. They're like, we already paid. I

999
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: was like, well, yo, I'm not an employee of Holly Hunter.

1000
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 3: So I was like, just take it and go.

1001
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I'm out of that life. I

1002
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: would have to think relationships for that.

1003
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 2: You know.

1004
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm being in a new relationship made me clean my

1005
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: act up, made like stop drinking, stop doing drugs, being

1006
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: super gay.

1007
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 2: You know, lesbians have that effect.

1008
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: On Lesbians help you get your left together. Yes, I

1009
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: mean look at Robin Cloud. She was there Lesbian Extra.

1010
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: She like, she told us a lot about uh, the

1011
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: lesbian world. Well, Actually it was just mainly about her

1012
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: in how what'd she do?

1013
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: She had? Like she tried two guys twice.

1014
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 3: She broke up with a girl, and then had dick

1015
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 3: twice in the same summer, and then in the same

1016
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: breath told us she'd only ever been with one black woman.

1017
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 3: And I was like, but you're black and you gay,

1018
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 3: and you've had two dicks and one black? Like how

1019
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 3: sway like you gave dick two shots and black only

1020
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 3: like one opportunity.

1021
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: I mean I get it, honestly, I do.

1022
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: And what do you mean you get it because you

1023
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: you don't like dating black women?

1024
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, you know what

1025
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 2: you want. You you you have a taste, you have

1026
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 2: a preference.

1027
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 3: I mean, everybody has a toime.

1028
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: There's no need to shame this woman. I mean we

1029
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: shamed her on the podcast it and then she was like, you're.

1030
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 3: Telling me you would never dated white person, and we

1031
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 3: were like, actually, my last.

1032
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: My last dude was my first woman was oh no,

1033
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: my first The first woman I can was black, but

1034
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: the first woman I was with.

1035
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 3: Was a white Have you ever done like an Asian woman,

1036
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 3: not a Filipino, no, a Latin Portuguese GeSe.

1037
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah, Like I mean, I feel like you

1038
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: like who you like.

1039
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 3: You know, you do like who you like.

1040
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: And I feel like I've liked everybody that we've had

1041
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Me too, I really enjoyed everybody we

1042
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: had Donna Rollins as our new dad expert.

1043
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, you made him eat baby food

1044
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 3: on the podcast.

1045
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 2: I did.

1046
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure that he could like tell

1047
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: the difference. And apparently Bodega baby food you can't tell

1048
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 1: the difference between carrots or peaches, apples.

1049
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 2: Or apples or bananas.

1050
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: Literally, I don't know what kind of ingredients they put

1051
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: in there, but it ain't real carrots.

1052
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: I like.

1053
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 3: I liked Donelle Rowlins. I like anybody who's like down

1054
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: to have a good time. I like anybody who's gonna

1055
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: hang out with me and pay for my friends and

1056
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 3: my plus one.

1057
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 2: I do.

1058
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: That's what I like. And I've been single for a.

1059
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 2: Minute.

1060
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 3: I'm out here thriving, though, Like some people don't get it.

1061
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: They're like they jump from relationship to relationship and they

1062
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 3: don't know how to be by themselves.

1063
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, or what about some people who are in relationships

1064
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 1: and then have open relationships with people like Karen Fihan.

1065
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I love Karen fee I mean the.

1066
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: Fact that she's still alive, because I just.

1067
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: Don't see in her future dating two people at the

1068
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: same time and not one person wanting.

1069
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 2: To kill her.

1070
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 3: Well, but it's not even that she's dating more than

1071
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 3: one person at a time. She also tells them, yeah,

1072
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 3: she wants to be in an open relationship.

1073
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: You have to tell, you have to tell somebody you

1074
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: can't have it. It's not an open relationship. If the

1075
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: other person doesn't know, that means you're cheating.

1076
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: Well, yes, that is what that means. That means you're

1077
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 3: cheating on somebody, if you've seen somebody else behind their back,

1078
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 3: or that means that the dick is trash. So like

1079
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 3: I mean if they're all's fair in love and war, right,

1080
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 3: I mean not for me, Like if I think that

1081
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: you're looking at somebody for too long, because I'm not crazy,

1082
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: but I can be.

1083
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: Crazy, Yeah you are, though, Like, be honest, I can

1084
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: be crazy.

1085
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing that you would do that I

1086
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: have done, or that I would that you would do.

1087
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1088
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 3: I feel like now you know I am of a

1089
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: particular age, and it's not like it's not that they're

1090
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 3: gonna be like, oh, Marie, she's young, she's like young nineteen,

1091
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 3: let's just give her a slap on the wrist. No,

1092
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: I'm black. They're gonna smack me my face no, and

1093
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 3: be like, we're gonna give you the minimum thirty years sentence. Listen.

1094
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 3: I watch I watch Just The New Black, and it

1095
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 3: seems like a fun prison. But I don't want to

1096
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 3: be in jail for thirty years.

1097
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: Listen. I don't care what people say. Jail is never fun,

1098
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: Like it's not gonna be fun. I just watched thirteen.

1099
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it because I know it's gonna pay

1100
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: me off.

1101
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 2: Such a good documentary.

1102
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: And they're just talking about how the thirteenth Amendment is

1103
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: pretty much made to set.

1104
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: Up black people to go to jail.

1105
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 3: Yep.

1106
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: And it's another form of slavery. Yes it is, and

1107
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: I believe it. I definitely believe it.

1108
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: And like I watched it and I was like, ugh,

1109
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: all of this makes me angry, angry, and also like wow,

1110
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: I can't believe I haven't gone to jail yet. I

1111
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: should have some of the stories on here, Like I'm

1112
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: gonna throw They're gonna throw my ass in jail after this.

1113
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 3: No, no, No, statues of limitation for cocaine is twelve days.

1114
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I know people who do cocaine and stay

1115
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: up all night and they mix prescription pills together and

1116
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 3: they also drink and they smoke cigarettes and blah blah blah,

1117
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 3: and then they think that they're better than you because

1118
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 3: they drive a Prius, you know what I mean, Like

1119
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 3: people be mad Prius, Marie, Yeah, just a little tiny

1120
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 3: like car. Did you could pick up that? Like if

1121
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: you hit a flat tire, you don't have a spare

1122
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: tire in the trunk for it. Like, I just feel like,

1123
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 3: you gotta live your life, Sydney. I mean, you can't

1124
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 3: go too fast and too furious because you're gonna die.

1125
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: I already have done that, so I've moved on. You know,

1126
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: this is a new life. I'm trying to figure out

1127
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: what other.

1128
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 2: Job I can get, uh.

1129
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: I mean, listening to Andrew, I was like, mmmm, I

1130
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: don't want any of those jobs that he had.

1131
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 3: I mean he worked at v IM and he worked

1132
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 3: at a bakery.

1133
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

1134
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to cook pies with my baby in

1135
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: a bakery.

1136
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 3: Actually the place where he worked is where I got

1137
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,760
Speaker 3: your cake for your birthday with your picture on it. Really, yeah,

1138
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: I hope.

1139
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 2: He stole it.

1140
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I didn't even hit him up about it.

1141
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: He was in Japan. John, our MTA expert, was like, Yo,

1142
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: you gotta go to Lord's Bakery where Androw used to work.

1143
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, did you use his name? No?

1144
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: I pick they called.

1145
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 3: They had attitudes, Like anybody who works in customer service

1146
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 3: has an attitude problem.

1147
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 2: We need a customer service expert.

1148
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 3: Do we have somebody who works in customer service?

1149
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1150
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: If hey, you listening and you know somebody who's just

1151
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: really bad at customer service, let's bring them in.

1152
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: I mean preferably somebody West Indian, because those are the

1153
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 3: people who are the worst at right for Actually, you.

1154
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: Know what, we should get somebody who's concierge. We need

1155
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: concierge because that they're in hospitality and they deal with

1156
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: people like they're one on one. They're making sure that

1157
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: they're making dinner reservation, they're getting their cabs, they're booking

1158
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: their trips.

1159
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 2: Like we need somebody who actually is good at their job.

1160
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: Listening to somebody be mean to customers is actually kind

1161
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: of rude, you know.

1162
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: I thought being rude to customers was what. Sometimes you

1163
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 3: need to be rude to people, you think. Yes, that's

1164
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 3: why our white girl expert was so great because she

1165
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 3: came out here and she was being unapologetically rich and white.

1166
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:04,919
Speaker 3: Remember Greta was our our rich what was she just like, Yeah,

1167
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 3: she came in and she was just like, I wake up,

1168
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 3: I walk my dog, I have my manicurists, come paint

1169
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 3: my nails in my house. My mother almost killed my

1170
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 3: dad because you choked on a cheese doodle.

1171
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1172
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 3: It was like your white people are crazy.

1173
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: No, but it was really insightful because I was you know,

1174
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 1: she said that, you know, her dad works his ass off,

1175
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: and it's important because sometimes we think people just get

1176
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: money just for like being for breathing.

1177
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 3: I mean some people do. Some people are born with

1178
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 3: silver spoons in their mouths. Look at Ivy, she don't

1179
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 3: have to work.

1180
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith, No, but Beyonce and Jay have been working

1181
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: that asses off.

1182
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 3: But their children don't have to work. Okay, here's a

1183
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 3: better example. Here's Kim Kardashian. She put that terrible sex

1184
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 3: tape out with her mother and the sea. Well, you know,

1185
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 3: Chris Jenna released that messy ass video. I watched it.

1186
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 3: It was so fell asleep, woke up, fell asleep. Ray

1187
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 3: j was just body wasn't really one point, Dick Gang

1188
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 3: was strokes for shallow, Kim was just blowing kissy faces

1189
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 3: with her old face to the camera. And now North

1190
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 3: and Southwest whatever the baby's names are, are just living.

1191
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: I mean, Kanye West is their dad, so it's not

1192
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 3: like they live in like the best life in the world.

1193
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 3: But it was just she basically didn't do anything to

1194
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: get where she got and now she's doing better than

1195
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 3: everybody else.

1196
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Kim Kardashian, I feel like, uh, what's really

1197
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: important for me on this podcast? I want to find

1198
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: more experts on things that are like more outrageous, like

1199
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: like a wingman. I really want a wingman expert, because

1200
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: you need to be the kobe to somebody's shack, Right.

1201
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 3: You need to be the cod we did somebody's shack.

1202
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a wingman. Okay, we need we do need

1203
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 2: a wing man, or.

1204
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: Maybe you gotta be somebody shacked to somebody's kobe.

1205
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 2: I feel like that I don't really know basketball that way.

1206
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 3: I don't know why you're talking about that.

1207
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: But what's like two like two players that work together,

1208
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: that like help each other.

1209
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 2: Maybe you shouldn't do basketball.

1210
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: Maybe you should do somebody's Kelly to someone's Beyonce, somebody's

1211
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 3: kindle to somebody's kindly. I don't know. I don't know

1212
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 3: which which one is the is the alley one, which

1213
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: one is the sidekick? Somebody's Batman and Robin?

1214
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, yes, okay, that's better.

1215
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be basketball, especially since you do

1216
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: you not that gay?

1217
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 1: Stop being so fucking rude. Yeah, I want something like that.

1218
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 2: We also had a Brooklyn expert, Harry caught it. That

1219
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 2: was great.

1220
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 3: My brother came on as there a white woman whisper.

1221
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 3: Remember he came on and didn't know any of the

1222
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 3: white women that we showed him on his test.

1223
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: He didn't, he didn't at all. It was and it's

1224
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 2: so weird because you guys are like opposites. You're like similar,

1225
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 2: but opposites. What do you mean? Well, like I'm nice

1226
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 2: and he's mean. He's a damn fool.

1227
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: He really is so crazy, he's really messy.

1228
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 2: He came in so confident about like he's like, yeah,

1229
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: I know how to talk to them. Yeah, I know

1230
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: how I'm get him. Yeah. And then everything he was saying,

1231
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 2: I was like, that's a that's.

1232
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 3: An l that's a fail, that's a no from me.

1233
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 2: That's a no no no no no no no no no,

1234
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 2: that's a no no no no no.

1235
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 3: And he was like, but it's really yes, yes, yes,

1236
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 3: no yes, but it's no no no. And then we

1237
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 3: had we had Carolina. Teresa was the our lady in

1238
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 3: the streets freaking the sheets expert.

1239
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 2: Remember she ran.

1240
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: Us through all of the public sex that she's had.

1241
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: Remember she went to Africa.

1242
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,919
Speaker 2: And she had sex on her tree or something with.

1243
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 3: A white man.

1244
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like, you went to Africa, you couldn't even

1245
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 2: find somebody who looked like you. I mean, if you're

1246
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 2: gonna do that, you might as well, you know, switch

1247
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: it up.

1248
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: I mean, she wasn't a canoe, so, I mean, I

1249
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 3: don't know no black people who getting canoes.

1250
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 2: I wonder if it was a wooden canoe.

1251
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 3: I feel like it had wood. You think it was

1252
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: like a plastic canoe. And then let's run through who else?

1253
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 3: Some other honorable mentions. We had a shade throwing expert

1254
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 3: Courtney Courtney K. And then we had sex in public

1255
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 3: places expert Paris.

1256
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: Yes, oh he was messy.

1257
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 3: Sex and ubers and backseats of cabs under bridges.

1258
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 2: I know that was crazy that he hooked up with

1259
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 2: the cab driver and then still gave him some money.

1260
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 2: Like see that, I would never you know.

1261
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I've also had sex with people and then

1262
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: had to, you know, pay for my cab ride back home.

1263
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 2: But you know what, that's just me.

1264
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, if I'm going to hook up

1265
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: with the taxi driver, I should at least get the

1266
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: free ride. I mean, technically, shouldn't you be getting two

1267
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: free rides? A I should have unlimited rids. It should

1268
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: be like an unlimited metro card. I should get all of.

1269
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: The swipes, all of those swipes.

1270
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 2: And then who else that we had. I feel like

1271
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: we hold our hood expert.

1272
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 3: Expert.

1273
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: Right.

1274
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 3: We learned all about how to go to the beach

1275
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 3: in the hood. You gotta have tims on and because

1276
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 3: you never know what you're gonna step on when you

1277
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 3: get to that hoodhouse beach.

1278
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he said, like, how we can survive off

1279
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: of five dollars. He was like, plantains. You just gotta

1280
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: get mad plantains.

1281
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: You get the Chinese food.

1282
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: You gotta like get enough boars head meat, slabs of meat.

1283
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta do that.

1284
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: I mean, this has been a fun podcast so far.

1285
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm always learning something.

1286
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 3: I mean, you learned about a dude who lives at

1287
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 3: home with his mom is yet apologetically freeloading at his

1288
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 3: mama house.

1289
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: That was kind of crazy because it came it became

1290
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: an intervention, Like Marie, you were really pressing him, and

1291
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: I was like, Marie, this.

1292
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 2: Is supposed to be light. This is late.

1293
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 3: Oh, Sydney. You can't let people just consistently lose. You

1294
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 3: how to help them win, especially if it's black men

1295
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 3: in America. You gotta be like, yo, my man, Yo,

1296
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 3: my man. When you're moving out your mother's house, and

1297
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 3: he was like, why would I leave? She cook?

1298
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: Why would he? I don't know, Sydney.

1299
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 3: You sound like you want to go back to your

1300
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 3: mom's house.

1301
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: No, Ramona wouldn't even allow that.

1302
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: First of all, Ramona is not cooking for me anymore,

1303
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: Like I would have to the whole point of going

1304
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: back to your parents' house, which you do frequently is

1305
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: to get food, home cooked food. No, I haven't been

1306
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: going home because I be having shows. So my sister,

1307
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: who's oh, get that plug, put them plugs.

1308
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 2: In, Marie, you'd be busy out here, going out here.

1309
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 2: I'm on the road. Uh, I know there was a

1310
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 2: road gig.

1311
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 3: That sure was a road gig. That's where we got

1312
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 3: the flat tire.

1313
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: I feel like in my family, we don't say I

1314
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: love you.

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Speaker 3: We show love through food. And my mother loves her

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Speaker 3: children and she's a bomb ass cook. So anytime someone

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Speaker 3: goes home she drops all Like, my mother will just

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Speaker 3: send me tup aware full of food, and that's it.

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Speaker 3: Like that's how my mother's supposed to do it. Your

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Speaker 3: mom hates you, She's not looking for you no more.

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Speaker 3: Ramona looths you louth.

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Speaker 1: That's such a good word loo, because it actually sounds

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Speaker 1: like a nice way of saying I love you, But

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Speaker 1: it's just.

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Speaker 2: I hate you, really looth. So I love to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, loth to me sounds loth loth. No loath is

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01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: like super hate, extreme hatred.

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Speaker 2: For did you make it sound so like nice? Maybe soothing?

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Speaker 2: A looth?

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Speaker 3: That's what I have a good raspby Bronchitis, Laryngiti's voice.

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Speaker 2: You have that ay Riise voice. Iris.

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Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we've learned a lot. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: we deserve a quiz. We obviously remember everybody that we've interviewed.

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Speaker 1: We probably miss some people. We got some more people

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Speaker 1: on the way. Uh, you know, we don't have a

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Speaker 1: location at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Around Yeah, he happened around, But we have my house

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Speaker 3: right now doing this.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to my we're recording these.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have so many more amazing episodes. We're gonna

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01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: maybe try to get Joe Biden in here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I can get some celebrities and just like quiz

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01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: them on all the ridiculous stuff they think they're expert in,

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Speaker 1: that would be amazing.

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Speaker 3: Bradley Cooper likes black people, so maybe he'll come hang

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Speaker 3: out with us. I feel like Sasha, Malia and the

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Speaker 3: dog bo are all out of the White House now,

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Speaker 3: so maybe one of them can come between internship to

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Speaker 3: talk to us.

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Speaker 2: That would be blessed.

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01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: Also, I just want Angela Bassett to come here and

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Speaker 1: talk about her arms.

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01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and that can happen.

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Speaker 1: I mean wow, I mean I'll also take a Violet Davis.

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Speaker 1: She's just she's our dramatic mother, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: She's our dramatic mom expert, because she just everything she

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01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: does is like, is a drama. She gave that Oscar

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Speaker 1: speech and it was like she trying to win a

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Speaker 1: Tony for this. You're trying to win another award where

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Speaker 1: they should get an award for the speeches that they did,

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01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: because I was like, damn, everything she was saying was

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01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 1: bores on bores on, bores hashtag bores her and herschel

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01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: La Ali, he should just be our expert on like

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: sexy black men in suits who licked their lips too much.

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Speaker 2: He was guess me, look at my lips. You're so stupid.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, where are we leaving these people? We

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Speaker 1: want them to subscribe.

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Speaker 2: We want them to subscribe.

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01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: Please comment, like, subscribe, comment rate us tell other people

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Speaker 1: to listen.

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Speaker 3: A matter of fact, don't even tell the people who listen,

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01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 3: just grab their phone and subscribe on their phone.

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01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: Or what you can do is find a place for

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01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: us so we can stay forever.

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Speaker 3: Let us move in with you. Yeah you got that,

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01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: and also come see us live. The Unofficial Expert is

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01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 3: going to be live at the Wild Project. That's wild

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01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 3: like wildly crazy kids project, like them things that my

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01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 3: father used to do for me. Wild Project on Sunday,

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Speaker 3: May seventh, at seven pm. It's gonna be lit. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna interview people on stage.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have comedians, We're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna have some of our favorite comedians who may or

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01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 3: may not have done the podcast, and then we're gonna

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Speaker 3: pull somebody from the audience to do the podcast live

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Speaker 3: on stage with us.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so come through.

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Speaker 1: So figure out what you're an expert in. Please thank

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Speaker 1: you that stuff now hit us up. I mean people

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01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: have been hitting me up on the unofficial expert Instagram

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01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: and I'm in the DMS looking and I'm like, ooh,

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01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: all we need is this place to record and then

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01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: I can get these random people in here, because if

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01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: we don't know you, you're not coming to Marine.

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Speaker 3: You absolutely not. I'm in my house. I'm going with

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Speaker 3: my intuition, and I don't want your dirty ass on

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01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 3: my Craigslist couch. She damn mare and didn't want me

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Speaker 3: in this bitch, So I was like, sending you coming

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Speaker 3: with all the equipment. She's like, take your shoes and

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01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: your jack it off and leave them outside catch me out?

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: As always follow us on the Unofficial Expert Instagram page,

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01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: which is just unofficial experts spelled exactly.

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Speaker 2: I would sound yep.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know how to spell it, then you

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Speaker 3: probably shouldn't be listening to podcasts. I'm ma rezy r

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Speaker 3: e e e z y and this is.

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Speaker 2: Just said NYC j U s T s y d

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Speaker 2: n YC.

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Speaker 3: I thought your Instagram was just said BW.

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Speaker 2: You know, I really need to have more cohesive, consistent,

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Speaker 2: consistent you you know, something with a C. I need

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Speaker 2: to have one of those.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't because somebody took uh just said BW, which

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Speaker 1: is weird.

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you terrible? It's probably some dude named Justin and

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Speaker 3: his last name is syndication.

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Speaker 2: Oh he just thanks.

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Speaker 3: The letters b W because he likes black women.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just made that up, but that's because I'm smart. Guys,

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Speaker 3: stay smart. Thank you for listening. We'll catch you next week.

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Speaker 1: Bye name bye bye bye bye bye bye blame

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Speaker 2: Bye