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Speaker 1: Oh, it's Alexis's favorite week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. It's the week where you can blame any

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it was just like an hour late

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Speaker 3: It, you know, I thought me, Yeah, oh sure.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. What do we got for

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Speaker 1: comments before we start our full show? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Someone texted him from Chicago and said a couple of questions.

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Speaker 5: Do you really get shocked? I hope not in a

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Speaker 5: shot collar?

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Speaker 1: That is true. It is a large dog shot collar

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Speaker 1: extra large shock shot called extra large?

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Speaker 4: And another one, does Brooke really leave the studio for

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Speaker 4: wim Brooks Bucks?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Also, yes, reach out.

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Speaker 1: I am highly competitive and I would be very disappointed

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Speaker 1: in myself if I cheated.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I like it when you come out then

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Speaker 4: we always get to the app and about something or

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Speaker 4: you tell me what just went wrong in there. You're like,

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Speaker 4: you won't believe what everyone just talked about because Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Isn't in on that second. No, I don't know why

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Speaker 5: It, But it's okay. That's my Starbucks time. I get

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Speaker 5: a Starbucks and you guys play.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, your brand new full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 6: A lot of people say the most important things in

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Speaker 6: of those just took a back seat to the new

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Speaker 6: number one thing Americans value fun experiences.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with your family and friends.

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Speaker 6: Right, Absolutely not broken Jeffrey in the morning, because a

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Speaker 6: new study found Americans at the moment are prioritizing experiences

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Speaker 6: over everything else right now, including making money and avoiding debt.

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Speaker 1: Yay, Yeah, I mean you do the experiences to avoid

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Speaker 6: It is worth sending yourself into financial ruin if you

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Speaker 6: can get one good memory out of it. Definitely. In fact,

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Speaker 6: the TSA is predicting a four percent increase in spring

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Speaker 1: Wild because the flights are so expensive.

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Speaker 7: Say that things are.

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Speaker 6: Crazy, but the experience is worth it. We're talking three

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Speaker 6: million airline travelers per day, which would make it the

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Speaker 1: Airport six hours early, is that what we're doing?

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Speaker 6: Yes, Because the more time that you spend in the airport,

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Speaker 6: that's more experience that you're having.

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Speaker 1: Experience. No, you just said it's just.

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Speaker 6: An experience for you. And apparently we're not just chasing

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Speaker 6: any type of experience. It's specifically warm weather experiences.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 6: The Dominican Republic see a big bump in visitors to

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Speaker 6: the island this year, also the Bahamas, and the top

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Speaker 6: Google search right now is has the cartel left Mexico yet?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we are.

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Speaker 6: So thirsty for a sunny getaway.

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Speaker 7: You know what, That beach is gonna be pretty empty.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, advantage of that definitely. Life is short, so

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Speaker 6: enjoy the chaos. Just ask my pal with the shot

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Speaker 6: collar over there. His name is Jake. Do you think

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Speaker 6: he's doing this for money and paychecks for the cartel

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Speaker 6: and the fun experience?

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Speaker 1: I know were pro cartel.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, let's do it normally. If we ever do something

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Speaker 9: it's usually the kiss of death, and we put that

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Speaker 8: Fair.

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Speaker 9: But there is one exception to that rule, and that's

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Speaker 9: when we do Boys Versus Girls one hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 9: We tried this a week ago, got a little crazy

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Speaker 1: It goes with spaghetti, National Meatball Day.

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Speaker 1: National John Day, National Jane Day, National Jennifer Day.

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Speaker 1: Maybe National kidney Day.

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Speaker 9: The last one they missed was National Shane. And I'm

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Speaker 9: Alexis and Brook you have four points. And now, Jose,

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Speaker 9: you're gonna give the clues to Jeffrey. All right, Jose,

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Speaker 6: Breakfast Meat Sausage National Sausage Day. National Bacon Day, Okay,

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Speaker 7: What are your body parts on your head?

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Speaker 6: Brown Liquor National Whiskey Day.

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Speaker 6: What did what did I miss? What goes on your head?

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Speaker 9: some catching up to do its Brook. Here is your list.

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Speaker 5: Okay, please no boring boy names in this one.

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Speaker 1: She's a toy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, your gender showing, Jay.

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Speaker 9: One's right around the corner. It's eight two, Jeffrey. Here's

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Speaker 6: Well it's a guy's name. Nay, it starts with that

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Speaker 6: letter National God Day.

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Speaker 7: National Good Sportsmanship dayne there's no controversy whatsoever.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, society proves once again the superior.

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Speaker 6: shot collar question of the day, brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 6: the morning. Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey MythBusters, where we

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Speaker 6: mostly with things that Brooke believed were true.

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Speaker 6: For example, is it a good thing for your overall

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Speaker 6: No, it does not. Because a new study looked at

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Speaker 6: Pretty much, they learn to match what any half decent

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Speaker 6: Also, plants make people mentally depressed. No, because most of

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Speaker 6: This first laser story is out of Las Vegas. If

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Speaker 6: But they should really post signs that say you're not

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Speaker 6: To be a rule for that job. I think they

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Speaker 6: He was just standing in the sunshine and the good

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this next LaSure story is out of the TV taverns.

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Speaker 6: There's a new reality show that's making news. It's actually

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Speaker 6: It's not a crime show. It starts with eighteen contestants

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Speaker 1: Like I just did that?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it is smiling so evil. Hopefully the film

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Speaker 6: Are we gonna go with?

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna fight first?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: You should put to the opposite political parties next.

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Speaker 7: We could come together.

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Speaker 6: But you get the point. Each pair is handcuffed together

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Speaker 6: The only time that they're even any distance is if

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Speaker 6: It's about worldwide fame and recognition, Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't named one of their actual names.

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Speaker 6: to know who on this show should be handcuffed together?

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Speaker 6: And how long do you think we could make it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I want to be handcuffed Ashton because he could slip

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Speaker 1: Brook, I'd be fine with that of us by myself.

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Speaker 6: I see, you're big enough where you could just drag

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Speaker 10: Wanted to go.

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Speaker 6: He couldn't fight you, gotcha. This next Lazer story is

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Speaker 14: This just in.

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Speaker 6: Wendy's is hiring a Chief Tasting Officer or CTO, and

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Speaker 1: Wendy's is our family favorite.

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Speaker 6: Might be perfect for you. It is a temporary role,

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Speaker 3: The reason we.

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Speaker 1: Started loving it was it was the only place my

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Speaker 7: And they make them fresh. I think they make them.

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Speaker 6: I prefer the gloves. I prefer a non glove fast

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Speaker 6: Basically, you'll get paid to eat, be chill and maybe

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Speaker 1: Maybe it sounds like definitely yea.

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Speaker 6: And content means social media stuff.

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Speaker 5: By the way, else, were you going to your head?

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Speaker 1: Go no, no, So you're using your mouth to taste

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Speaker 6: It could be an only fans thing.

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Speaker 6: But the ideal candidate is an influencer or someone who

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Speaker 6: link for you to apply up on the Brook and

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey inst to stories and according to the listing, a

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Speaker 6: lot of people are qualified for this. The required skills

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Speaker 1: You probably can't be a vegetarian or gluten free.

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Speaker 6: It would be funny to see a vegetarian try this, though,

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Speaker 6: I'd watch that. This final laser story is out of Veggieville.

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Speaker 6: Scientists in Japan just developed a new breed of onion

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Speaker 1: Jude, look like someone died every time I cook with onions.

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Speaker 1: I looks so sad.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's absolutely no hack or trick that you have

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Speaker 6: to follow. These particular onions are called smile balls.

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Speaker 6: They were developed by a Japanese research team who's work

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Speaker 6: with onions actually won them a Nobel Prize in twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 6: You smile Nobel Prize. Yes. Back then we were all

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Speaker 6: laughing at how hilariously stupid it was to research why

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Speaker 7: Wow, I wonder if you could do the opposite and

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Speaker 7: make them stronger.

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Speaker 6: Instead of smile balls depression balls. So, the scientists were

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Speaker 6: able to discover that the enzyme that creates volatile gas

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Speaker 6: Enzymes are bad. Yes, so this new breed has that

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Speaker 1: Oh go, that's why we need to call regular onions

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Speaker 6: They're smile balls for sure.

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Speaker 10: I like it.

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Speaker 6: So the new onion tastes just like an onion, has

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Speaker 6: it's amazing. Isn't science great?

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Speaker 14: It is.

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Speaker 6: This guy's hoping that the next big breakthrough is going

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Speaker 6: to be shoes with D sized heel enhancements that might

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Speaker 16: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, we got.

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Speaker 6: A voicemail from a woman who's figured out the most

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Speaker 6: diabolical way to get out of tipping her waiter at

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Speaker 6: to still be jeff Plus a message from Alexus's dream guy.

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Speaker 6: W if her dream guy is a dude that she

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Speaker 7: I feel like you're about to.

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Speaker 6: Hear Alexis swoon during a brand new Loser line. It's

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Speaker 1: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the Loser line?

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Speaker 6: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 6: the Loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 7: Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: So long?

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Speaker 1: Why are you still standing there?

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Speaker 6: Whatever you do, don't look down his pants and tell

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Speaker 6: him it seems like his fries are cold, I can tell. Instead,

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Speaker 6: Voicemail like this one.

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Speaker 13: Good, Hey, Paul, and I know you're you're you're probably confused,

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Speaker 13: Ablo in Glisy. So so I'm just calling you now

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Speaker 13: I mean, obviously you can hear me right now. I

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Speaker 17: You know, I could be.

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Speaker 13: You Knowlando, I mean, you get it. But I realized

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Speaker 13: like it helped me get out of tipping. So many

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Speaker 13: well they don't tip in her culture.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, that's interesting, that's how she does it, broke, how

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Speaker 1: lingo for a long time and now I finally found

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Speaker 1: her inspiration.

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Speaker 6: It's just to get out of talking to guys that

454
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Speaker 6: creep you out.

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Speaker 10: Of course, Hey, so I just got my phone back

456
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Speaker 10: from the bar. I don't recommend anybody.

457
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Speaker 11: Trying to pop and lock on top of the bar

458
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Speaker 11: like I did.

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Speaker 10: Because.

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Speaker 15: Well, yeah, when you saw.

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Speaker 6: That, it never thought I'd leave that bar on a stretcher.

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Speaker 10: So it turns out I broke my leg in four places.

463
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Speaker 11: But I'm doing much better now, definitely definitely doing better.

464
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Speaker 11: But my mom's place right now and she's waiting on me,

465
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Speaker 11: got meeting a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Speaker 10: I mean a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches. She won't

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Speaker 10: let me have any beer, though, so that part sucks.

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Speaker 11: But it's kind of cool though, you know, because she

469
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Speaker 11: brought me a bucket from my room, so you know,

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Speaker 11: I don't have to get up and walk all the

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Speaker 11: way down to the hall to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 10: So I mean that's just still over lining right there right,

473
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Speaker 10: No wonder.

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Speaker 1: The mom won't let him have beer. She doesn't want

475
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Speaker 1: to empty that bucket, making me want.

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Speaker 6: To break my leg in four places. He feels like

477
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Speaker 6: he's living the lights.

478
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Speaker 1: They do call it break dancing, very literal and.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of getting injured and not being able to do much.

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Speaker 6: If you're currently in a hospital or maybe a nursing home,

481
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Speaker 6: maybe you're in a medically induced cone some sort, and

482
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Speaker 6: that makes you our target demographic. That's to binge listen

483
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Speaker 6: our show. Just leave a little note for the nurse

484
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Speaker 6: asking for twenty four to seven Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: You can do that. Yeah, I don't forget to subscribe

486
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Speaker 1: all you're there exactly?

487
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Speaker 6: Will you be entertained? Who knows? The look on your

488
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Speaker 6: face isn't gonna change, but at least we're gonna feel

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Speaker 6: good about it. Yeah, saying that's something to smile about,

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Speaker 6: if you could smile anyway. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 18: Next message, Hi Ryan doctor, that's a pretty unique class name.

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Speaker 18: Did you seriously think I would google you and find

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Speaker 18: out your weird history? Serving time?

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Speaker 9: Perhaps?

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Speaker 3: Sorry this day?

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Speaker 18: You know Bonnie and Clyde situation. I'm not gonna help you,

497
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Speaker 18: Rob Banks. I've dated guys like you in the past.

498
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Speaker 9: It never works out.

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Speaker 18: I'm not playing myself through that again now.

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Speaker 3: My sister, on the other hand, oh.

501
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Speaker 1: Lord, love you so making you used to call her.

502
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Speaker 5: Now but I think about it.

503
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Speaker 3: You probably already banger.

504
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Speaker 15: You have the medical test to prove it.

505
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Speaker 6: Next message between sisters. It's just so so strong.

506
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Speaker 1: There's always got to be one outlaw loving person in

507
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Speaker 1: your family, right, Yeah, let's.

508
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Speaker 6: Tried the Bonnie and Clyde route, robbed a few banks

509
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Speaker 6: with their lover and realized, oh, this isn't for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: but my sister she's all about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have a medical tries to prove it

512
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Speaker 1: background checks.

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Speaker 6: You always hit harder when you've been drinking heavily all morning,

514
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Speaker 6: so that was awesome.

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Speaker 10: Next, Hey, Hi, it's I'm.

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Speaker 12: So.

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Speaker 14: I just wanted to call because body thing you could tell.

518
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Speaker 14: I'm not the most adventurous person. I haven't tried a

519
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 14: lot of uh uh you know, the crazy stuff that

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Speaker 14: the rest of the table seemingly has. But I want

521
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Speaker 14: to I don't know, I want to do something uh crazy,

522
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Speaker 14: So I uh.

523
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Speaker 10: I think I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 14: I'm gonna try to kombucha for the first time. So

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Speaker 14: I don't know if I need to get from like

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Speaker 14: a contact you have or a dealer, or or maybe

527
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Speaker 14: if I can find it on like Craigslist or like

528
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Speaker 14: the dark web, or or what from from someone and

529
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Speaker 14: I don't know if you can even answer this, but

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Speaker 14: I just I need to know how it works. So,

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Speaker 14: uh yeah, how how do I? How? How do I

532
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Speaker 14: do it?

533
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Speaker 11: How do I do it?

534
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Speaker 14: So just coming back when you can.

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Speaker 7: I have a bad feelings are base. He's not going

536
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Speaker 7: to drink.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just more like tell me you were

538
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Speaker 1: homeschooled without telling me.

539
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Speaker 6: It's gonna have a wild night with that special k

540
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Speaker 6: totally remember. Hit up and subscribe to our YouTube page

541
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Speaker 6: at Brook and Jeffrey, where we post all of our content.

542
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 6: We got our second dates, our phone tabs, and video

543
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Speaker 6: of us reacting live in studio to all of your

544
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 6: favorite loser line.

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Speaker 1: Grips, drug and kombuchafree.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're gonna do a phone tap coming out

547
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Speaker 6: right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

548
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 6: and today we call a woman who just put in

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Speaker 6: her notice at work because her husband got a new

550
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Speaker 6: job in a different city, so they'll both be moving soon.

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Speaker 6: But before her last day, one of her co workers

552
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Speaker 6: wanted to say goodbye the proper way with a sweet

553
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Speaker 6: old fashioned radio prank. Let's do it's your phone tap

554
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 16: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, is this Amy?

557
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Speaker 19: This is Amy?

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Speaker 9: Who is it?

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Speaker 10: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Amy? I'm with the Human Resources My name is Ole Cuts.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry who My name is Cole. I'm with Human

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Speaker 6: Resources HR cold Cuts?

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Speaker 15: Okay do you say cold Did you say cold Cuts?

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Speaker 6: Cole? C?

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Speaker 14: O l E?

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Speaker 10: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Hi Cole.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 6: I don't think we've ever met before, but I did

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Speaker 6: hear the news that you're leaving us soon?

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Speaker 15: Yes I am, I am unfortunately yeah, Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 6: What's going on?

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Speaker 19: Well, it's really because my husband got another job and

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Speaker 19: we just have we have to relocate.

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Speaker 15: I'm actually really upset about it, to be honest.

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Speaker 14: But.

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Speaker 6: Definitely so. Just a few other details to tidy up

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Speaker 6: before your departure. It looks like your exit interview scheduled

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Speaker 6: for Friday at three pm. Uh huh okay, make sure

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Speaker 6: to bring your check book with.

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Speaker 10: You to that.

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Speaker 14: My check book?

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Speaker 6: M hm?

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Speaker 15: Why what I need my check book for.

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Speaker 6: The supplies reimbursement?

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Speaker 19: Oh, supplies reimbursement.

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Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 6: Well, it's in the company handbook under the exit process.

589
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Speaker 6: Have you not read this?

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Speaker 15: Truthfully? I have not looked at the handbook in a while.

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Speaker 15: I was at the company for five years, so it's

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Speaker 15: been well.

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Speaker 6: Well, let me remind you it's company policy that when

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Speaker 6: anyone leaves their position here to join a new company,

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Speaker 6: you need to pay for the amount of office supplies

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Speaker 6: you used.

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Speaker 15: Are you serious?

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Speaker 6: You think I'm not serious? I'm literally calling you about it.

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Speaker 6: It's my job.

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Speaker 17: Okay, Relax, So.

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Speaker 6: I'm not the one that's getting bent out of shape here.

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Speaker 19: Well, I use a computer, I've used multiple screens.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, trust me. I have the full rundown of

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Speaker 6: all the supplies that you've used in the past five

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Speaker 6: years here, and if you break it down, let's just

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Speaker 6: dive into this. That's sixty months, at an average of

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Speaker 6: forty seven dollars per month, your total is going to

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Speaker 6: come out to two eight hundred and twenty dollars.

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Speaker 19: You're telling me that I have to pay you almost

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Speaker 19: three grand for using equipment I needed to use to

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Speaker 19: do my job.

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Speaker 6: I get that this is all a big surprise for you,

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Speaker 6: but I need to know will you be paying cash

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Speaker 6: or check.

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Speaker 13: I'm not going to be paying at all.

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Speaker 6: Coal whoever you are, it's coal cuts, hold cut. And

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Speaker 6: if I'm understanding you correctly, you've elected to have it

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Speaker 6: deducted from your last two paychecks.

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Speaker 15: Then no, I haven't elected.

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Speaker 16: I haven't elected anything.

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Speaker 6: Well, you're refusing to pay the amount that you owe

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Speaker 6: the company.

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Speaker 9: I don't owe.

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Speaker 19: I gave the company five years of my god's life.

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Speaker 6: But you also took five years of supplies from us too.

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Speaker 9: I didn't take anything borrowed.

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Speaker 17: I know whatever you call it, tools to do my

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Speaker 17: goddamn job right, and my.

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Speaker 6: God job is getting you to pay the money that

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Speaker 6: you owe to us. So if we can just get

631
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Speaker 6: to that, so you're a thief.

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Speaker 5: So you're a thief.

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Speaker 6: Well, if you're the one refusing to pay us, that

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Speaker 6: would make you the thief. No, again, this is all

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Speaker 6: laid out for you in the company handbook.

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Speaker 15: Cruel, the damn company handbook. I don't believe you.

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Speaker 19: I think that you're just trying to squeeze three grands

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Speaker 19: out of an employee.

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Speaker 6: Well you think this is some kind of shakedown who

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Speaker 6: pays to work?

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Speaker 11: What is that?

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Speaker 6: My plan was to keep this very cordial and I

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Speaker 6: wasn't even going to charge you for the birthday cake

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Speaker 6: that we got you last year.

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Speaker 15: So birthday cake?

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Speaker 6: You think that was free?

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Speaker 15: That does be a dry act birthday cake. You want

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Speaker 15: me to pay for that?

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Speaker 6: Listen. I talked to your supervisor. He bought it and

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Speaker 6: it costs at least nineteen dollars.

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Speaker 5: This is so absurd.

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Speaker 15: This is more absurd than anything that you have your seat.

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Speaker 6: Really more absurd than your coworker tone. He's setting you

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Speaker 6: up for a phone tap on the radio. Wait what

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Speaker 6: because he did that?

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Speaker 15: Shut up?

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Speaker 10: I can't up.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 19: Oh my gosh, I am going to go and slap him.

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Speaker 17: Across his face.

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Speaker 15: I almost I almost had.

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Speaker 17: A heart attack.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. This is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 6: the Morning. Your coworker Tony set you up.

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Speaker 17: I would like this has to be some sort.

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Speaker 15: Of joke that I have to pay for office supplies.

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Speaker 6: Don't forget the birthday cake.

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Speaker 17: Oh my god, the birthday cake.

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Speaker 15: I'm never going to forget the birthday cake.

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Speaker 6: Good we won't either. We'll take your nineteen dollars.

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Speaker 9: Now, Okay, enough broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: If you listen to our second date updates and you've

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Speaker 6: heard enough of them, you know anything can happen in

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Speaker 6: these calls that is pretty much. I mean, we never

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Speaker 6: know what to expect going in, and today even we

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Speaker 6: were surprised because the guy who wanted to score another

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Speaker 6: hangout isn't even the one that's on the phone with us.

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Speaker 6: Somebody else is doing the call in his place.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it already starts weird.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and you're gonna find out who it is and

682
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 6: probably be shocked when we come back for your brand

683
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 6: new second date update right after.

684
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 16: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date Updates.

685
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 6: I read an article recently where in New York City

686
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 6: right now, they're holding speed dating events, just tons of them,

687
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 6: where it's a three to one female to male ratio.

688
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 7: Keep going, I've heard about this, and this.

689
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 6: Is where men can attend them for free and women

690
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 6: have to pay one hundred dollars or more, which is

691
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 6: crazy drastic price difference. But guys just aren't showing up

692
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 6: to these like at all anymore. And the reason why

693
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 6: because they interviewed some of the guys and men say

694
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 6: they feel like they're most likely going to get ignored

695
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 6: or rejected by the women there anyway, So even a

696
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 6: free ticket just feels like a big waste of time.

697
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 6: Totally so that all the.

698
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: Men have given up in New York City and blame

699
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: the women. I love it. That's what I just heard.

700
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 6: Well, it's nice that you came with such an open

701
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 6: heart towards these guys and their feelings. I'm sure that

702
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 6: it has nothing to do with how they feel.

703
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 7: They feel weird about the women.

704
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 6: I know, but no one knows that better than one

705
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 6: of our listeners, Stacy, who's on the phone right now

706
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 6: because she wingmanned her brother at one of these events.

707
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 6: I'm not sure why he's not on the phone with us.

708
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: If you're just wing manning your brother, your brother better

709
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: have paid your one hundred dollars entry sh Stacey.

710
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

711
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 15: Hey guys, how's it going today?

712
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 8: Good?

713
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 7: We ask you the questions.

714
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 6: So, yeah, I guess who paid? Did your brother pay

715
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 6: for this?

716
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 15: My brother did pay for it, okay?

717
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: And why did he think he wanted his sister to

718
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 1: be there?

719
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 15: You know, he's just a really shy guy. So he

720
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 15: asked if I would go with him, and of course,

721
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 15: you know, he's my baby brother. I'm not sure I'm

722
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 15: going to go with him. I want him to find happiness.

723
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 7: You're like his comfort like service animals.

724
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, until until you find a hot guy and then

725
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 6: he's on his own.

726
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 7: Why did you participate too?

727
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 8: I did.

728
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 15: I didn't find anybody, but he did.

729
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: Wait, we thought, okay, I thought this was a second

730
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: date update for you.

731
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 15: No, I am actually calling for my brother.

732
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 6: Interesting.

733
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 16: I told him to.

734
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 13: Call you guys.

735
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 15: He said he was too nervous, So I said, why

736
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 15: didn't you just email them? And he just was too embarrassed.

737
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 16: Couldn't do it.

738
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 7: With us, Like we're harmless, we're on the fought.

739
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: No, but that's scary to be on the radio, Like

740
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: I can get that.

741
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, especially we're talking to Brook as.

742
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 8: A man, I feel fear.

743
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean, your sister will air all your dirty laundry.

744
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: The nice thing is we'll probably get the honest truth

745
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: about what you think he did wrong.

746
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 7: Before, instead of him oblivious to everything.

747
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: That's how siblings were.

748
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 6: I'm curious, how much do you know about your brother

749
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 6: and the girl he met, Like, how much detail do

750
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 6: you have?

751
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 15: I mean I have the detail in the sense that

752
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 15: I was there and I was kind of overhearing what

753
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 15: they were saying.

754
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 13: But they hit it off so well.

755
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 15: They had so much in common, Like my brother spent

756
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 15: a year in Italy for a travel abroad program, and

757
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 15: it turned out that she did toos. They just seemed

758
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 15: to really really hit it off. And you know that

759
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 15: arm touch, you just like reach across the table when

760
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 15: you're laughing, and it means more than just touching your arm.

761
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 15: She did that like five times.

762
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 6: And did he did he do that to her?

763
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: Just touching arms?

764
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 6: Touching arms and maybe you touched both their arms.

765
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 15: No, no, he he was very respectful. But at the

766
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 15: end of the day they picked each other.

767
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: Okay, at the end of the speed day, choose your

768
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: favorite wild to like, pick somebody, spend the money to

769
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: be at the event, and then not follow through with

770
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: the person that you picked.

771
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 7: Are you thinking about wasting money? Yes, sometimes you change

772
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 7: of hearts.

773
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 6: So this is the only interaction that they had is

774
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 6: at the speed dating.

775
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 13: No, they did go on a follow up date.

776
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 15: Oh, right after they went to dinner. I did not

777
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 15: join them for that one.

778
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 17: It is very.

779
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 15: Possible he screwed it up there. Okay, she said dinner

780
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 15: was fine, but it ended with him walking her to

781
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 15: the car. He was hoping to chat with her, but

782
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 15: she was really really quiet and just kept insisting that

783
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 15: he didn't have to walk her back.

784
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 6: Oh oh during the walks. Yeah, you really don't have

785
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 6: to come.

786
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: Well, I mean at night you want somebody.

787
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 6: To do anybody, I mean girl friend normally unless Yeah,

788
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 6: clearly there's something happening between the two of them where

789
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 6: she doesn't want him around, and.

790
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 7: That's how you know he did something wrong. Right as the.

791
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 15: Sister, it's very possible. Ben is so sweet, like we

792
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 15: call him sweet Benjamin in the family, like that.

793
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 6: Is I don't know if that yeah, sweet Benjamin sounds

794
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 6: like he needs extra like we have her first reason

795
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 6: why she's probably not calling him.

796
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 13: It is very possible.

797
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 15: But I also you know he doesn't know what's going on,

798
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 15: and I just I want to help because he walked

799
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 15: herto the car and apparently she didn't even say thank you.

800
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 15: She just waved, got right in her car, like no

801
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 15: opportunity to even hug goodbye.

802
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: Does Ben know that you're doing this for him? I

803
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: know you encouraged him to do it, but does he

804
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: know you took the reins?

805
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 15: I told him I was going to. I don't know

806
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 15: if he believed me, but at this point he should.

807
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 7: If this is interesting, it's going to hit the air.

808
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: He's gonna hear it, sister instinct. What do you think

809
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 1: went wrong?

810
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 15: I feel like there was probably a misunderstanding of some

811
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 15: kind at dinner. I don't know what it could be,

812
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 15: but Vita seemed so into him that it just doesn't

813
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 15: make sense.

814
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

815
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 15: What was her name, Vita, don't cry for me, Argentina.

816
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 7: The coconut water, Yeah, the coconut.

817
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 6: All right, So she sounds a little bit foreign. Maybe

818
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 6: she needs like a spicier guy in her life, not

819
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 6: Sweet Ben. Well, she did go to Italy for a while,

820
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 6: that's true.

821
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: If she's also a shy person, this may be really overwhelming.

822
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 7: And well again, then we won't air it.

823
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: I know.

824
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 6: I'm excited to find out. When we come back. We

825
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 6: call Vita for on, behalf of Stacy's brother, Ben, Sweet Ben,

826
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 6: I forget. We'll see why she was acting so awkward

827
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 6: at the end of their day when we come back

828
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 6: and get it with your second date update right after this,

829
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 6: hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in.

830
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 16: The morning Second date updates.

831
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 6: Behind every sweet shy boy is a proud, well spoken

832
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 6: sister ready to go to bat on his behalf.

833
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: Your sister, says our own shy boy.

834
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 6: And that's why Stacy reached out to us because she

835
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 6: wingmanned her brother Ben recently at a speed dating event

836
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 6: and watched him walk out the door with a pretty woman,

837
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 6: watched chemistry happen.

838
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: Did it, sweet Benjamin?

839
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 6: You want to write it out? That event and took

840
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 6: her straight to dinner, where apparently things probably went wrong.

841
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 6: We don't know exactly what happened there, but according to

842
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 6: what Stacy has heard from her brother several times, as

843
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 6: he was walking her back to her car, she said

844
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 6: to him, you know, you don't have to walk with me,

845
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 6: which is not a good sign. Never said thank you

846
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 6: and just waved goodbye at him before she left, and

847
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 6: Stacy demands answers.

848
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Stacy's trying to help out.

849
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 6: Is ready to hit someone if someone doesn't explain what

850
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 6: went on?

851
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,479
Speaker 3: Right, Stacey Aday, Oh, you are not wrong.

852
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 15: I am ready to.

853
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 6: Stacy, I knew it.

854
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 10: Do you know?

855
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: We never asked did Vita find out that you were

856
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: at the speed dating event?

857
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 15: I don't know if she did.

858
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just.

859
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 17: Wondering, but it did occur to me.

860
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 15: That could be a weird thing, right, Some people that.

861
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: May not sit right especially if they're not close with

862
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: their sibling. They don't understand that the way that.

863
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 6: Ben may have brought it up at dinner could be

864
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 6: you know, yeah, I took my sister to the speed

865
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 6: dating events. Yeah, and that could be kind of awkward.

866
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: My husband often says I married my sister. I'm like, no,

867
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: you officiated the wedding, honey, I said.

868
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 7: The same officiated my sister's wedding.

869
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 10: Yeah.

870
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 6: How you say the words matters a lot. Let's find

871
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 6: out what happened. We don't know, so the only way

872
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 6: to find out is if Vita picks up the phone

873
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 6: and actually comes clean with it. So let's do it.

874
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 6: I'm going to dial the number. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

875
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,479
Speaker 6: we're looking to speak with Vita.

876
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 17: Yes, this is her.

877
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 6: Hey Vita, thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're

878
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 6: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

879
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 7: Hi Vita, good morning. I like your name.

880
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 6: Hi.

881
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 7: Thank you.

882
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: You sound really outgoing, not you?

883
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 17: Thank you? Guys. What's up?

884
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're really eager to talk to you because we

885
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 6: heard you went out with a guy we kind of know, Benjamin.

886
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 6: His name is Ben as you, guys, went on a

887
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 6: speed date. That's where you met and then went on

888
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 6: a dinner date afterwards.

889
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, the pity date?

890
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 6: What why would you say that us?

891
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 17: Well, like at the speed date, he was just like

892
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 17: borderline crying about how he hasn't been out with a woman.

893
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 17: I was like, okay, well, I guess let's just go

894
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 17: after this.

895
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 7: Are you a little bit?

896
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he was just mayes walk us through

897
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: the crying part.

898
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 17: I mean, she's not crying like just like borderline, like

899
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 17: tears and sulky. But you know, he wasn't creepy, so

900
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 17: like I knew like he would be safe to go

901
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 17: out with.

902
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okayah, I hate that these are our boundaries as women.

903
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 6: Yeah I'll take some free dinner from this sweet not

904
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 6: creepy guy and then I'll ghost him forever.

905
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: Well, maybe she took him out. Did you pay?

906
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 14: No?

907
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 13: He paid?

908
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 6: Okay, well like a gentleman.

909
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: But yeah when you when you said yes to dinner,

910
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: did you tell him like, fine, take me out? Like

911
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: was it obvious that it was a pity date or

912
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: did he think you were actually into it?

913
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 17: I mean, he couldn't have thought that I was too

914
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 17: into it, Like I didn't seem like overly enthusiastic about it.

915
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 17: I was just like, Okay, well let's go to dinner.

916
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 6: That's not quite the review that we heard. We were

917
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 6: under the impression there was more chemistry between you two

918
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 6: at the speed dating whatever.

919
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: You had lived in Italy, he had lived in Italy.

920
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 6: He had arms, You had arms. You touched your arm

921
00:43:59,280 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 6: with his arm.

922
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 17: I remember on the speed date, I kept touching his

923
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 17: hand because he had like peanut butter on it or something.

924
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: That made me not want to touch it.

925
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 7: Just eating bumps on a log.

926
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 17: So it was pretty pathetic.

927
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 7: Oh, I feel like he's adorable because he's a pathetic.

928
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You never gave him a chance.

929
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 17: It sounds like I went to freaking dinner with him.

930
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 17: What do you mean I did give him a chance.

931
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: He'd already written in your mind that it was a

932
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: pity date, you know, like once you pity someone, you

933
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: can't like, there's no respect there.

934
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, even if he does something cool, it's hard to

935
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 7: break out a pity.

936
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 6: Well did he do something cool? Like? Was he was?

937
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 6: He at least nice and respectful during your dinner date?

938
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 17: He was fine, but just like anything like once you

939
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 17: get the ick with somebody, like and you know what

940
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 17: like he couldn't even order his own dinner, like I

941
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 17: had to pick his meal for him, like mother, like

942
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 17: the price. He didn't ask me to cut up his food.

943
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 6: Child wearily awkward, Yeah, or just maybe nervous around a

944
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 6: really pretty woman.

945
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 17: A pretty woman out to dinner, you should at least

946
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 17: be able to like order for yourself.

947
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 7: I'm taking you to the nicest place in the city.

948
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 3: It's not gonna look good on the phone.

949
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we do. Because here's the deal, Vita, we

950
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 6: kind of have a surprise for you because Ben is

951
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 6: not on the phone with us right now. His sister Stacy, however.

952
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 17: Is are you kidding me?

953
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 10: I'm not.

954
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 6: She was the one who reached out looking to get

955
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 6: answers on Ben's behalf, so she wants to talk to you,

956
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 6: I think, Stacy.

957
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 17: How dare you?

958
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 15: You are absolute monster of a human And I am

959
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 15: so grateful, so grateful that my brother is not going

960
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 15: on a second date with you.

961
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 17: If he can't even like call the radio station himself.

962
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 15: He has kid, he can't call the radio station himself

963
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 15: because he's so used to women like you causing these

964
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 15: kinds of problems, can see you.

965
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: So what, let's take a deep breath. But she didn't

966
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: know you were listening. She didn't know, like she wasn't

967
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: trying to hurt anybody's feelings. I understand it was probably

968
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: hard to hear it.

969
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 15: It was harsh, But you know what, if she didn't

970
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 15: like him, why did she pick him for the date?

971
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 15: Why was he the one you have to pick a person?

972
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 17: I didn't want him to boot out frying like I

973
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 17: was literally just like throwing the dog a bone.

974
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 7: Oh it sounds rude, but she was trying to help.

975
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 15: You were not trying to help?

976
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

977
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 17: This wanted a predial?

978
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 15: You literally said it. You literally said it in the call.

979
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: What did she say?

980
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 15: She said she was not interested and that she went

981
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 15: out with him anyway.

982
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 17: She called it a pity date.

983
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 15: And I swear to God, if I hear pity date

984
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 15: one more time, you got okay?

985
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: I agree, Vita is saying some not nice things. But

986
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: stacy maybe like, even though it's a pity date, maybe

987
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: your brother doesn't have to know. You know, it's like

988
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: getting a job when you already have a job is easier,

989
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: Like going on another date when you know you've been

990
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: on one. Maybe it's a boost of confidence he needs.

991
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 7: Let him break up with her.

992
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 15: Y'all are spinning this in a way that you're trying

993
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 15: to get her off the hook. And how dare you

994
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 15: treat a kind man like that?

995
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 6: Exactly broke?

996
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 3: How dare you treat a kind man like your brother

997
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 3: was like crying during.

998
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 5: The speed I was sitting right there.

999
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 15: He was absolutely not crying. He was engaging in the conversation.

1000
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 17: Yeah, a little to engage, just like a little too emotional.

1001
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 17: And then and then I did her like what adult

1002
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 17: cannot place their own suit order.

1003
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 15: You know what I've heard enough, You've already said all

1004
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 15: of these things, and you have absolutely made the worst

1005
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 15: decision of your life. You would be lucky to date

1006
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 15: someone like my brother.

1007
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 17: Love sister, you should go out with.

1008
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 6: Your brother, like, okay, I know we should do more

1009
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 6: brothers sister, second updates because this is awesome.

1010
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 3: My sister will call a girl yell at her from

1011
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 3: my brother, Stacy.

1012
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: Could you maybe see that you guys, like your family's

1013
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: may be coddling your brother a little bit too much,

1014
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: like you're calling ah.

1015
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 6: She's doubling.

1016
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 15: This isn't about my brother anymore. This is about that woman,

1017
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 15: that toxic woman and her behavior.

1018
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 6: I know Brook is not the most pleasant.

1019
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 7: Brook.

1020
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 15: I'm talking about Vita because what she did to that

1021
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 15: sweet boy, regardless of what.

1022
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:53,919
Speaker 17: He's a grown man, the Lord, that sweet boy needs

1023
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 17: to grow up.

1024
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 15: And you need to find a soul, you harpy.

1025
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 8: I'm not sure it hurt though.

1026
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 6: You know, it's at this point in the call where

1027
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 6: we always offer to send the couple out on another

1028
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 6: date and we would pay for so. At this point, Vita,

1029
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 6: I feel like there's a chance that we could have

1030
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 6: all three of you meet up one more time to

1031
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 6: work out your differences and all order food for each other.

1032
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 17: No, I think I'm going to pass on that one.

1033
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 6: So you're passing with Stacy, but not on her brother.

1034
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 6: You're still open to ben.

1035
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 17: On both of them. I'm good, and Stacy, I don't

1036
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 17: appreciate you calling me names. Your brother should grow the up.

1037
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 15: Maybe a hard truth, maybe he should, but at least

1038
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 15: he won't be alone for the rest of his life.

1039
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 6: You'll have Yeah, Okay, I think she meant that as

1040
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 6: a dig to Vita, but I worry that might actually

1041
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 6: happen where Big Sis is actually going to end up

1042
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 6: becoming Sweet Benjamin's mommy. Ordering him smiley faced pancakes off

1043
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 6: the I Hop menu for the rest of his life.

1044
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, it's kind of sweet.

1045
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 16: You're right, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1046
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 6: I don't know why during the call, I just I

1047
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 6: had this weird image in my mind. But do you

1048
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 6: think that during intimacy, sweet Ben shyly raises his hand

1049
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 6: and asks the woman to help him put on his

1050
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 6: prophylactic Oh excuse me, I could use a hand. Oh wow, yeah,

1051
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 6: I mean he couldn't order his own dinner. He had

1052
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 6: peanut butter all over his arm. I'm starting to see

1053
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 6: what Brooks saw during their conversation.

1054
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: I might not say that nobody pictured that he were there.

1055
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 6: I was jumping straight to the end a kiss.

1056
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 7: I can't imagine any of it.

1057
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hate to admit. Vita actually made a good point.

1058
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 6: If he really wanted a second date with her, he

1059
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 6: should have been the one that called.

1060
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean, that's kind of all the dates.

1061
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: That's the problem is, like, I understand that it can

1062
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: be probably really hard if you're socially anxious, but also

1063
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: you can have somebody hold your hand the whole time either.

1064
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, are you practicing the speech to give to your

1065
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 6: son a few years.

1066
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 10: Dude.

1067
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: I already tell my kids. I'm like, listen, Mommy's not

1068
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: going to be around to cut your meat when you're

1069
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: on a date. Someday. That's going to be real embarrassing.

1070
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 7: So your date, Yeah, that's a real man.

1071
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 6: Look, we can help you out with your dating life

1072
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 6: or help you out with your brother or sister's dating life.

1073
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: Let's not offer that again.

1074
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I thought it was fine. But if

1075
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 6: you need help, reach out to the show, and we

1076
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 6: can call that person who's not calling you back. Go

1077
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 6: check out all of our second date updates. They're online

1078
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 6: wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey. Brooke

1079
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 6: knows better than anyone then having children is a great

1080
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 6: tool to get out of your work responsibility or social events.

1081
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly anything. Wo nobody questions it.

1082
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 6: Right after Brooke had her first baby, Yeah, she didn't

1083
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 6: even come to the office for like three straight months. Yeah,

1084
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 6: oh you came with a name for it.

1085
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a whole eleven and a half week woow,

1086
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: plenty of time. But it was so much time to

1087
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: reach you. I found so excited respect for your commitment

1088
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: to don't worry on the second one. I only took

1089
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: ten weeks.

1090
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 6: Learned your lesson or something. But you can only use

1091
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 6: your helpless children as a scapegoat so many times before

1092
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 6: the boss starts to get upset. And that's why every

1093
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 6: good employee knows you got to get creative with your

1094
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 6: excuses for why you can't work that day. And people

1095
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 6: turns out kind of suck at that. And I know

1096
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 6: that because the list just came out of the craziest

1097
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 6: excuses people have ever used to try to leave work.

1098
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 6: We'll go over them after we all take a little

1099
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 6: mini maternity leave here, and then we'll come back right

1100
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 6: after this. Remember lying as a kid to try to

1101
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 6: get out of going to school? Oh yeah, such a

1102
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 6: good time. It's broken, Jeffrey. In the morning, you'd fake

1103
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 6: an illness or invent an injury, maybe slash the tires

1104
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 6: on your mom's car. So criminals did it?

1105
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: Whoassors?

1106
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,760
Speaker 7: Apparently?

1107
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: No?

1108
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 7: Not again?

1109
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 6: Why are the thugs in this cul de sac always

1110
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 6: hit our house? But when you grow up, you got

1111
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 6: to get a little bit more creative with your lies

1112
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 6: if you're trying to get out of work. And it

1113
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 6: turns out some people just aren't very good at that.

1114
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

1115
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 6: Because a new survey asked people to share the funniest

1116
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 6: excuses they've ever heard somebody else use in order to

1117
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 6: leave work early.

1118
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 8: Oh, here we go.

1119
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 6: You know, people try to get creative with it, but

1120
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 6: is it believable? Let's find out. One person said they

1121
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 6: needed to leave work because their dog had locked their

1122
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 6: son out of their house.

1123
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: But what if that's true somehow?

1124
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 18: Yeah?

1125
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: Why would you say that if it wasn't actually accurate?

1126
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 7: That makeup?

1127
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1128
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is interesting to think that a dog could

1129
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 6: like turn the knob on a door to lock it.

1130
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 1: But maybe the door was already locked like the handle,

1131
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: you know, like where you can set the handle to

1132
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: just and then the dog shut the door on accident.

1133
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 6: Maybe their dog was Scooby Doo and he's just very desterious.

1134
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,959
Speaker 7: Like mom, to oppress all the key cones.

1135
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, number all right, we'll give them a pass on

1136
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 6: that one. Another excuse that somebody tried. They couldn't come

1137
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 6: to work because their reflection looked judgy, that tipping, and

1138
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 6: they needed a mental health day to self evaluate and

1139
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 6: repair their relationship with the mirror brook You buying that one?

1140
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: Well, I have gotten into a fight with my shadow before.

1141
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 5: I mean, you don't have alpha crisis before you go

1142
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 5: out and you're like, that's it. I'm not going like,

1143
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 5: that's what this feels like.

1144
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 7: Mental health?

1145
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, tired eyes, that's the same same thing it is,

1146
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 6: don't deserve to work that day. Another gem, someone tossed

1147
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 6: out to get out of work. Their parent got out

1148
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 6: of its cage and was chasing their wife around the house.

1149
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: It's a Randy Parrott.

1150
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 6: Okay, well you know that one's a lot because any

1151
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 6: real husband would think that was hilarious and they would

1152
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 6: not go rushing home to help.

1153
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. All I can think about is remember

1154
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: our intern who lost his keys in a lake two

1155
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: states away? Yeah? How did they even get here? I

1156
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 1: can't remember.

1157
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 7: I have no idea.

1158
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: He somehow got to work but then had to go

1159
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: back to the other state to retrieve his vehicle.

1160
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I don't even know how he got it.

1161
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: This was the same intern that locked himself out on

1162
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: a balcony for hours.

1163
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, he got into so many shenanigans. We just started

1164
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 6: believing everything that can I say, he owns like four houses.

1165
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 7: He's doing better than all of us.

1166
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 6: Yes, this is a good one. Someone told their boss

1167
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 6: they needed to leave early because their car was low

1168
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 6: on gas. Oh, it makes total sense. Yeah, gas disappears

1169
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 6: from the tank if you leave it in there for

1170
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 6: too long, so you got to get some more before

1171
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 6: it runs out.

1172
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 7: I remember one time when I worked at the Olive Garden.

1173
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 6: I was a busser, but it was a religious haul

1174
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 6: like our Lady of Guadaloupe, something about the Latino community.

1175
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 7: So I tried to say, I can't come in.

1176
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,359
Speaker 6: Today because my family's going to my manager, whose name

1177
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 6: was Vicente Goes Jose.

1178
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 7: The entire kitchen is filled with Mexicans. No, they would

1179
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 7: be here get to work, and I had to come

1180
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 7: into work.

1181
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 6: That's right.

1182
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: I forgot.

1183
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 7: Damn it.

1184
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: Why were they working with a bunch of white people.

1185
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 6: You're just joining us. We're looking at a survey where

1186
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 6: people shared the dumbest excuses that they've ever heard somebody

1187
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 6: else try to use in order to get out of

1188
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 6: going to work. This one I believe, okay, because it

1189
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 6: says they worked from home. But they said they had

1190
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 6: to leave an online meeting because a squirrel fell down

1191
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 6: their chimney and was running around inside their house. I

1192
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 6: believe that I can see that that's too crazy to

1193
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 6: make up. That has to have actually happened.

1194
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 7: Madness.

1195
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: Why are animals so wild when they're in your own home,

1196
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: Like if a burden in your house? It is honestly

1197
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: the scariest thing, to be fair, Whenever I.

1198
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 6: Go into like a new hotel, I kind of act

1199
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 6: like an animal, and I'm like running around, I'm jumping

1200
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 6: on the bed, I'm going crazy in there bathroom. Yeah,

1201
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 6: I like, where's the exits? I don't know. Let's keep

1202
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 6: going with it. Back to the gold Someone told their

1203
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 6: boss they had to go because their goldfish was drowning,

1204
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 6: and then they walked out of the office before the

1205
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 6: manager could process the physics of that statement.

1206
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, they breathe water.

1207
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 6: Another one says a guy called out of work saying

1208
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,919
Speaker 6: he got lost in the woods all weekend and didn't

1209
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 6: find his way back home until like four am Monday morning,

1210
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 6: so he needed rest.

1211
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: He could have just been camping. Yeah, I'm not lying.

1212
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 6: I mean I planned to get lost for the entire weekend,

1213
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 6: but still I am in a cabin.

1214
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1215
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 6: One person actually left a hot tip for the excuse

1216
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 6: that they liked to use quote I frequently say I

1217
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 6: have a cast role in the oven and and just leave.

1218
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 6: I use it for parties, weddings, social events, and work

1219
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 6: doesn't matter. I'll just check my watch and say, oh,

1220
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 6: I have a cast roll in the oven, and I go.

1221
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 6: And it works every time.

1222
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: Who needs a castle in the oven then leaves their house, goes.

1223
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 6: To a wedding?

1224
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 7: What like a croc bob?

1225
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 16: Would that work?

1226
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 11: No?

1227
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 6: No, never mind? And finally one worker witnessed this. It

1228
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 6: says their wife called the office and said her husband

1229
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 6: had to come home immediately. She sounded flustered and couldn't

1230
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 6: explain why everybody in the office was concerned. And then

1231
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 6: later the guy walked back into work and confessed his

1232
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 6: wife had called into a radio show and won five

1233
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 6: hundred dollars because she was able to convince him to

1234
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 6: leave work immediately without telling him. It was a radio contest.

1235
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 6: That was the contest like that take if you.

1236
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 7: Get him to quit your job yet fifty bucks.

1237
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 6: So those were the strangest excuses people have ever tried

1238
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 6: to use to get out of work.

1239
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 16: Broken Jeffrey in the morning, they say.

1240
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 6: Size doesn't matter, but on Newbie Week it absolutely does.

1241
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 6: We go big with newbes. That's right, Monday through Friday.

1242
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 6: This week only are brand new players that have never

1243
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 6: sniffed a whiff of Brook before a book. You gotta

1244
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 6: be nice because remember their newbies. Will they win? Probably not,

1245
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 6: but let's pretend like they have a shot anyway. La,

1246
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:44,479
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. Is our newest newbie, Ya, Laura.

1247
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 6: A lot of people will tell us that they play

1248
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 6: along in their car and always win, but then they'll

1249
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 6: lose in person. You said you lose every time in

1250
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 6: the car, So maybe maybe this will be the opposite

1251
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 6: for you and you'll come on the show and destroy her.

1252
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 10: I like that.

1253
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 6: Singers cross All right, we're crossing all of our limbs.

1254
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 6: Let's get to the game. You got thirty seconds to

1255
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 6: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1256
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 6: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1257
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 6: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1258
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 14: Yes?

1259
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now. In what decade did

1260
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 6: Mattel introduce the Barbie doll? Forties or fifties?

1261
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 17: Forties?

1262
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 6: What's the technical name for a gas pedal in your car?

1263
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 6: A gas pedal in Lion King? What's the name of

1264
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 6: the iconic Cliff where Rafiki lifts Simba. Twenty eight states,

1265
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 6: including Wisconsin, have the same official state beverage.

1266
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 14: What is it.

1267
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 6: Coffee in the movie Shrek? What's the name of the donkey?

1268
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: Oh?

1269
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 6: Pass, Laura, You're gonna be kicking yourself when we come

1270
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 6: around to that one again. But let's bring Brooke back

1271
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 6: into the studio here, cuz.

1272
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 19: Oh it's donkey.

1273
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 7: You heard that, you say?

1274
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 6: Like every newbie on Newbie Week, We're gonna get to

1275
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 6: know our player a little bit more. Laura says that

1276
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 6: she's a country girl who lives on a farm with chickens,

1277
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 6: and she likes to spend her free time training her

1278
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 6: new puppy and enjoys national parks. I'm surprised you even

1279
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 6: have any time to listen to us. It sounds like

1280
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 6: you are really busy, fulfilling life. Laura.

1281
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 17: Well, the chickens, you know, and get up early, take

1282
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 17: care of those. The puppy goes with me in the truck.

1283
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 17: She tries to win too.

1284
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: But the bars chicken question, Yeah, I heard that the

1285
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: color of the egg is just reflective of the color

1286
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: of the feathers of the chicken.

1287
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 17: The color is just a hyper breeze that's all it is.

1288
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe that's right.

1289
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 7: Do you like Ella Langley? I'm obsessed with her.

1290
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 17: I don't know who she is country.

1291
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, she lives in the country.

1292
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 6: I just hear her playing Old McDonald has a farm

1293
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 6: over and over again. Maybe that's just me Brook. Your

1294
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 6: time starts now. In what decade did Mattel introduced the

1295
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 6: Barbie doll? Forties or fifties?

1296
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: Fifties?

1297
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 6: What is the technical name for a gas pedal in

1298
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 6: your car?

1299
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: Accelerator?

1300
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 6: In Lion King? What's the name of the iconic cliff

1301
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 6: where Raffiki lifts Simba the Cliff? Twenty eight states, including Wisconsin,

1302
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 6: have the same official state beverage. What is it uh

1303
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 6: cola in the movie Treck? What's the name of the donkey?

1304
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 11: Uh?

1305
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: Donkey?

1306
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 6: For twenty eight years? What wall separated East and West

1307
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 6: Germany before being torn down?

1308
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: Those are weird that it's all part of the answer too.

1309
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 6: What was part of the answer?

1310
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 7: Never mind, you didn't say the word Berlin.

1311
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 11: What?

1312
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't, He just said German.

1313
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 6: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you boll

1314
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 6: did with Jose But I do love nuts.

1315
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 7: Well, why would you randomly say that for no reason,

1316
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 7: as I do, Laura. Yeah, you gots zero own.

1317
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm so sorry.

1318
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 5: Thanks Laura.

1319
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 6: Well, she predicted she wouldn't do well and she followed through.

1320
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 7: Well, good job, Laura, just as you thought. And Brooke

1321
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 7: four Correco.

1322
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 6: She's a big fan of your victory today.

1323
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 15: Bro take it.

1324
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: I like it, Laura.

1325
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 6: All right, let's go over the answers for everybody. Mattel

1326
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 6: first introduced Barbie dolls back in the nineteen fifties. On

1327
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 6: this day, actually in nineteen fifty nine, the technical name

1328
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 6: for a gas pedal in your car would be the

1329
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 6: accelerator in Lion King Rafiki lifts Simba on top of

1330
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 6: Pride Rock. I knew that twenty eight states, including Wisconsin.

1331
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 6: Wisconsin was the big hint here. You have the official

1332
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 6: state beverage of milk.

1333
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: When you said Wisconsin, I'm like, what liquid cheese?

1334
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be good. Yes, milk is another name

1335
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 6: for that cheese in the movie Shrek, Donkey's name is Donkey.

1336
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 7: Great question.

1337
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 6: You did get there, Laura, But unfortunately time had expired

1338
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 6: and for twenty eight years the wall that separated East

1339
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 6: and West Germany was the Berlin Wall. So it was

1340
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 6: not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news

1341
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 6: is just for playing, we are going to give you

1342
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 6: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any

1343
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 6: Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney Store.

1344
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 13: Awesome.

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Speaker 17: Thank you guys, it was fun playing even though I lost.

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Speaker 6: You're awesome. We'll be back to the Windbrooks Buck the

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Speaker 6: same time Tomorrow's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.