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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

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Speaker 1: ity scared? He was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With?

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Speaker 2: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 2: Hello, my friend Karen. Hi, how are you.

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I just got back from a trip to Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: No brag.

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Speaker 2: You went to Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: I went to May. I pronounce it correctly, Hawaii the

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Speaker 1: island of kawa e. I don't know if that's actually

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Speaker 1: how I pronounce it, But I thought of you on

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Speaker 1: my ride home. It was very fast trip, it was

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Speaker 1: it was lovely, and that's my favorite place and all

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Speaker 1: these things. But so I was dreading the flight home anyway.

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Speaker 1: But I also hate I just I hate the in between,

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Speaker 1: I have to shut down. I just have to not

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, that's the problem. Easy every would stand up.

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Speaker 2: I can't. The actual flights, I can't.

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Speaker 1: You got too sensitive. You and I where like other

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Speaker 1: people affect us. I will have one comment from one

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Speaker 1: So that's the mode I was in. But there was

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Speaker 1: time you see a man act like that? I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to have my shit near your stuff. Where

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I did mean that way, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't even say that. I just went back to

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Speaker 1: my I was like, don't break out of the pod.

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Speaker 1: When we land, him and his friend across, who looked

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Speaker 1: very familiar, take down skateboards. Oh and then when we

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, of course they're professional skateboarders, that's

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think what was going on in Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the island of Kawaii. They could have

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Speaker 4: It could have maybe, but those I mean, if usually

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Speaker 4: that means someone's got a camera and they're working. Where

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Speaker 4: did they have red bull hats on? I needed to

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Speaker 4: if I could start guest guys.

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Speaker 1: The guy sitting next to me had like a cowboy

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure that happens leisure where.

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Speaker 1: And then the guy and then here's what I loved.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, they cut the zip ties and as

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Speaker 4: Anyone that's an amateur doesn't have the confidence like me

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Speaker 4: Pros do it because then they can just flash there,

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Speaker 1: Yes that's what. That's what to me locked it down

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally terrific. No, I is terrific information. Did

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Speaker 4: the guy with the cowboy hat have face tattoos?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, looked there was a kind of he looked

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Speaker 4: That's that's skateboarders for you. There's a sense of community.

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Speaker 2: It's not the early nineties anymore.

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Speaker 1: No, And I think they're excited to be making a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Well, they make the most of it.

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Speaker 4: thousand and twenty seven. Oh sorry, I don't mean to

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Speaker 4: wish that on his cowboy wearing hat. No cowboy wearing

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Speaker 4: it's a full on cowboy hat boy you got me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but that could have been like his

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Speaker 2: Go, right right, we all wear islands.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get to the bottom of this great

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Speaker 4: and I knew his phone.

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Speaker 1: Numbers can text it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, remember me.

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Speaker 1: But now we should introduce our guests, don't you think.

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Speaker 4: Of course, one of my favorite people on and off stage.

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Speaker 4: We share the same manager, we're related, and that we

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Speaker 4: both started in the wonderful city of Austin, Texas. You

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Speaker 1: So many colleges all over the country.

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Speaker 2: Every ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 4: Maggie May whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 5: Is that root and toot?

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Speaker 1: sitting here smiling, Maggie, you might not know how excited

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Speaker 1: I was. So I have to. I have to do

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Speaker 5: I feel very welcome with that.

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Speaker 4: It's mostly for the guests, but when you're gesticulating, it

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Speaker 4: can't see it. Karen and I are always wildly throwing

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Speaker 4: we're all bobbing our shoulders right now and we always

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Speaker 5: Does feel good. That's going to be part of something.

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Speaker 1: Right, A team, A shoulder team.

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Speaker 5: We look good on Zoom doing it too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense we could be fly Girls or something, Maggie.

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Speaker 2: Maggie, you go ahead, Karen.

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Speaker 1: I was just thank you, Chris. I was just gonna say, Maggie,

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Speaker 1: So nice to see you again.

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Speaker 3: It's always hard because I'm like, now that we're coming

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Speaker 4: And every time I see someone, I'm like, I haven't

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Speaker 2: Why why, Oh I forgot about the world.

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Speaker 1: Oh the disease, the disease hid you from it.

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Speaker 4: It's a great it's a great sign. We don't immediately think.

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Speaker 4: See, it's not it's it's slipping our minds. Now we're

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Speaker 2: It's great. It's a good sign.

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Speaker 1: It's a healthy sign. Maggie. How was your quarantine overall?

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Speaker 5: And I know there's an end to this, but it

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Speaker 3: I was like, no, it's fun to kind of be

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Speaker 1: Well then I would love to brag right now that

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Speaker 3: Now see here, kid, you could reduce this snigger down

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Speaker 1: Oh man, so wait sorry. The Johnny Garlics ever would

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Speaker 5: From South Texas?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, South Texas does that too, the text Mex. I

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Speaker 1: No one wants a bunch of wet beans, separate, separate

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's real good, but I think it truly is

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Speaker 5: I mean it's pretty commitment.

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Speaker 3: You just got to make a commitment for one day,

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Speaker 5: Yeah and walk home. Yeah, it burns some of it off,

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Speaker 1: It Caeso is a miracle dish though. It's amazing.

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Speaker 5: It really is.

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Speaker 5: Like a nice hug. And you're like, this is hardening

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's other arteries.

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Speaker 4: So reading is now, when did when did you start

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Speaker 5: I started in two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I had already established residency here.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, La, I have a residency at Tenure in.

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Speaker 2: Both Echo Park and Austin. I have a residency.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Fairbanks is the You're the Elton John of

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Speaker 4: Residency is where you performed somewhere for a whole month

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Speaker 2: I've done that too, sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a residency at Tiger Lily, I think.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I have ten is that in Austin?

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Speaker 2: No, that was a show here. It was bad.

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Speaker 4: It was pre pre your arrival. I like to reference

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Speaker 1: I like, Maggie, We've got an information sheet on you,

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Speaker 1: and it was just like things you do and whatever,

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Speaker 4: That's the time remember where whenever it was that you

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't know that I've ever

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Speaker 4: just days later, and I'm like, hey, I've been hearing

448
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 4: about these things.

449
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 2: And yeah, you weren't.

450
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: Kind of amazing.

451
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, it's yeah, it's it's everything.

452
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: All the textures, it's every it's a texture of kind

453
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 1: of every kind of sour candy. Yeah, but then a

454
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 1: newness that that I appreciate.

455
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I feel like the nerds on a nerd

456
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 3: rope have more of a mouthfeel to them mm hmm,

457
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 3: because they have to like compete with the with the rope.

458
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 3: But Karen, have you have you fucked with the nerds

459
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 3: Goma clusters.

460
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 4: Gommy clusters. You just like them because they're stuck together.

461
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 4: It's the same as this bean situation. Now, you don't

462
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 4: like loose sass nerds. Yeah, you know these nerds strewn about.

463
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 1: You don't want nerds just going everywhere. You'll never be

464
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: able to get them back up. They're hard to vacuum

465
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: and meet him on a roper and a.

466
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and when you're in the box it's like, yeah, oh,

467
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 4: you can get crazy and mix these two nerds together,

468
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 4: but on a rope or the gummy cluster I haven't

469
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 4: seen yet. You got probably ten different nerd varieties in

470
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 4: one mouth bite.

471
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 5: See, the gummy cluster is like the perfect bite of

472
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 5: a nerd rope.

473
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because sometimes when you try to eat the nerd rope,

474
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: you pull the rope apart and then the.

475
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 5: The nerds just go flying get strewn about.

476
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: Yes, they do.

477
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 5: Loosed.

478
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 4: And plus, when you're dealing with a length of rope

479
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 4: like that, there's a lot of pre It's not like

480
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 4: you can slide it back into its sheath and it

481
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 4: comes with a ziplock like.

482
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 2: It means you eat this whole rope today.

483
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: And you should probably eat it in the backyard. Yeah,

484
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: you guys, they're just gonna get all over the place.

485
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 4: You gotta go out out by a barn or something

486
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 4: where no one can see you.

487
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: But not on my good couch.

488
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, you stay out.

489
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: Of that room.

490
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 2: And when someone sees you go out to the back

491
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: house with.

492
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 4: A length of any kind of rope, they think you're

493
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 4: about to off yourself.

494
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm going out on a limb.

495
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 5: There, are you about to deliciously kill you.

496
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: It's the darkest about a murder myself as a flavor.

497
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need the answer, use and delight down there's

498
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: a there's another one that I just tried. And truly,

499
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: it's this thing where sometimes I'll just walk down that aisle.

500
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: Most of the time I try to stay out of

501
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: that aisle, like it wherever Walgreens or CBS. But sometimes

502
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: you go down there and they're just like, oh no, no,

503
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: we've come up with another one. Come over from the

504
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: come and see, you know. And so there's one and

505
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: I can't. I think this is in the sweet Tarts family,

506
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: because you know how sweet Tarts that now make a licorice,

507
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: which is the greatest. The texture alone, it really seems

508
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: like you're eating a Hello Katie eraser, which is my

509
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 1: lifelong dream. Yes, now they have. I can't even explain it.

510
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 1: It's like they're sweet I can't remember there's sweet heart

511
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: clusters or something. But you bite into it. I can't.

512
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 1: You just have to buy them. I can't explain it.

513
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 2: It's like a little like or like it's got something

514
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: in there.

515
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: No, there's nothing inside. It's empty inside. So it's hard

516
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: to explain because there's not a lot to describe except

517
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: for this sensation is so ir like interestingly strange. It's

518
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: like there they know that those candy people must be

519
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 1: doing lots of studies where they're like, it's not just

520
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: about a good taste. There's also needs to be some

521
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: kind of like consistency and your mouth. That's interesting.

522
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: Crunch is like a necessary sensation or whatever, like the

523
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 3: human brain.

524
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's funny that we all are taught as

525
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 4: young people that candy is made in a laboratory with

526
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 4: a bunch of people with lab coats and.

527
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 2: The flat like how do you put this flavor?

528
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 4: And I thought more about that than so many more

529
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 4: important advances in technology and the medical field. I just

530
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 4: think of, yeah, lab technicians making candy.

531
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,479
Speaker 1: And why can't they get banana right? It just doesn't

532
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: taste anything like it.

533
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 4: Actually, when it comes to runts, I mean all those

534
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 4: are the exact crunchiness you need to then you get

535
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 4: to the banana. I guess they were trying to keep

536
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 4: because the banana's long and they don't want to break.

537
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: They want full, but at the price of you bust

538
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 4: and a tooth open. Banana runs are always too hard.

539
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 4: They've always been the worst. It's just get rid of them. Sorry,

540
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 4: it's a size problem. It's a shape problem.

541
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 2: No more banana.

542
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 5: You get it at the wrong angle, it just goes

543
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 5: right into your mouth.

544
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh, under your gut.

545
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah like ow.

546
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: But also I'm not against it, but I'm also in

547
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 1: serious paint. I always really loved Runts because I like

548
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: things that are the shape of the thing of the

549
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: flavor they are, which is a weird, but like I've

550
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: gotten lip glosses because they're shaped like an actual cherry

551
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: that you unscrew and then the lip glosses on the inside.

552
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: I have ever seen things like that, So like when

553
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: Runts first came out, I was like, thank you, it's

554
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: strawberry shaped. I know which one I'm having right now.

555
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 4: Right, and it's by the color and it's a miniature

556
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 4: version of fruit, which you know, I hit it for

557
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 4: so many years. But I've been very outspoken about how

558
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 4: I enjoy miniatures and if I could put that shit

559
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 4: in my mouth, oh yeah yeah, and bite it like

560
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 4: it's a tiny apple, Like pretend I'm a little you know,

561
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 4: a giant eating an apple.

562
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: Actually try to turn it into an apple core. I

563
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: mean stop.

564
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: It, stop it stop it, just stop.

565
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 5: I hope my dolls eat them.

566
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 3: Have a slightly larger than necessary banana.

567
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 5: Eat this lime, Come on, Idroe.

568
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: So Maggie, what would your say top three candies across

569
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: the candy spectrum be like if it was Halloween? Okay,

570
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: take your time.

571
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: So I'm a huge gummy fan, but the the more

572
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 3: things go, the more I'm kind of grossed out at

573
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 3: the idea of anything with gelatine in it.

574
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 5: Gotcha and there are Yeah.

575
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: I was at day So when they had some some

576
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: gummies and it was like gelatine parentheses, pig and I

577
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 3: was like, they're really just letting you know. You can't

578
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: ever say you didn't know, because they're just letting you know.

579
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 4: The reason I stopped eating paste because that's all horse Yeah,

580
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: Elmer Elmer's is all hoof baby.

581
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 3: I love a good gummy. I like a good like

582
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: a gummy worm. Yeah, I like those. Harribo has some

583
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: really good rainbow gummy worms. The number one candy, though,

584
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: has to be a bulk Caribo letter. Yeah, you know

585
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 3: the ones where you go to those candy stores and

586
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 3: you like shovel the ones that because they have them

587
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: in a peg bag.

588
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 5: But they're little.

589
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 3: But the ones that you go and shove them in,

590
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: they're like, you know, pretty big. They're like fingerlink.

591
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: And you said, bulk hariboo leather letter letter.

592
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: I thought you like, I like some bulk harrabo chaps.

593
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 2: You eat them when you're done with us.

594
00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 4: Struck as much off as for your modesty, strawberry ass.

595
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: Less, ass less edible chaps.

596
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: They weren't gonna be assless, but they're delicious.

597
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: We can make the massless.

598
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: All chaps are assless. By the way.

599
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: The first, the first good point. The first time I

600
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: went to a candy store like that was in the

601
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: early nineties, Stones Town, the mall at San Francisco, and

602
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: we were incredibly stoned, and we walked in and it

603
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: was just like in these you know, bins and tubes

604
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: of every gummy, every anything that you would want. And

605
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: we took our bags and we were going around and

606
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: filling the bag and oh my god, there's this kind

607
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: and I love a gummy peach, I love a sour ball.

608
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: They had every everything. And then I got up to

609
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: the counter and it cost me like twenty five dollars

610
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I was super broke. You know,

611
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: I'd like a minimum waste job, and I was just

612
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: like oh, Like for some reason, it was like, oh,

613
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: I like all this, so I'm gonna fill my bag.

614
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: And it's like right, and this shit is ten dollars

615
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: a pound or whatever, like you're not just getting it.

616
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: It's not just gonna cost you seventy five cents like

617
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: you're at the drug stores. It was a rude awakening.

618
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 5: That's the thing.

619
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: They just really rely on that nostalgia of like, oh, shoot,

620
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 3: gummy rings. I haven't seen a gummy ring, and oh

621
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,479
Speaker 3: I like gummy rings. And then like I mean, nobody

622
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 3: is ever picking anything out, knows what size it is,

623
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 3: like a weed dealer, Like this is an eighth of

624
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: gummy bears.

625
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: Let's go give me my four ounces of those? Yeah yeah, yeah.

626
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 4: That night actually the night you gave everyone candy at

627
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 4: the Zoom thing, I kept a ring.

628
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 2: You gave me a ring pop and I kept that

629
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: for a while. That's because I was.

630
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 4: My parents got me really paranoid about cavities, I think

631
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 4: more than other parents did. Like I'd have my Halloween

632
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 4: candy all year and then I'd i'd save it for

633
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 4: a special occasion. And eat it while listening to music

634
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 4: and dancing in my room. And then I'd hide it. Oh,

635
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: I'd stash it. Oh, I don't wait. It was a

636
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 4: weird routine of dancing and listening to the cure or something,

637
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 4: but I still do it a little bit. I kept

638
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 4: that Ring Pop for a while and then I needed it.

639
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 4: One day, had a stressful day, got some bad emails.

640
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 4: I locked my door, I turned on some OMD and

641
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 4: I sucked that thing dry.

642
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 2: I sucked it all the way to the plastic little nubbin.

643
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

644
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: And also ring Pop the candy itself. I find you

645
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: don't usually get such a quality candy when it's a

646
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: novelty item like that, Like you know, when they're trying

647
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: to make it a shape or a thing, then they

648
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: actually can't. Like candy. Cigarettes, yeah, which we absolutely used

649
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: to buy and pretend to smoke. We always thought cars

650
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: going by I thought we were smoking, which we thought

651
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: was really cool. But the app you actually got to

652
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: like the gum or the hard candy on the inside,

653
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: it was disgusting. It's just like she felt like a mistake.

654
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: Ring Pop candy is some of the best hard candy

655
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: there is.

656
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is because it's hard. That's why those those runts.

657
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 4: I bring those up again. Those goddamn bananas made me mad.

658
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 4: One time I made these. I was trying to get

659
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 4: art illustration work, and I just made all these samples

660
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 4: of my art in a little fold out thing that

661
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 4: was the size of a CD jewel case, because I'm like,

662
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: what can I hand out? That's a miniature booklet portfolio too,

663
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 4: And so I had all the samples in the fold out,

664
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 4: but then there was this EMPTYCD thing. So I randomly

665
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 4: but then it was like this, TOPS made a CD

666
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 4: sized piece of bubble gum, and I ordered a bunch

667
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 4: of them, and they were all broken in half, like

668
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: imagine a CD sized piece of gum, a compact disc

669
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 4: of gum. Of course, start to make it too hard

670
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 4: and crumbly, so half of them were broken. But I

671
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 4: put them in there. And then when I handed them out,

672
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 4: everyone thought at the time, I mean, this was the

673
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 4: early two thousands, so they're like, ooh, a DVD ROM

674
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 4: of your art, like they thought I was all high tech,

675
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, open it up and it would

676
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: just be a broken piece of gum. So I went

677
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 4: to this trade show and I was handing all these out,

678
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 4: and all these guys were like, oh, gum, and they

679
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 4: just instinctively put it in their mouth and then bit

680
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 4: down on it and there's a loud crunch and they'd

681
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 4: spit it in their hand. They kind of ended up backfiring,

682
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 4: but it made me more memorable, and I did get

683
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 4: a lot of work for like years just from that one,

684
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 4: like illustration. Yeah, it was an accidental thing. I'm like, wow,

685
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 4: my tooth hurts. Oh yeah, we need an illustrator for that.

686
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: Oh that guy yew that guy, the.

687
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: Guy that actually is responsible for this broken Yeah.

688
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a weird thing that worked.

689
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 1: But yeah, I love that old gum like baseball card

690
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: gum or whatever, where you would try to chew it

691
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: and then truly, after like six minutes, it just you know,

692
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: even if you could get it going as gum, it

693
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: would just start crumbling. Like it's almost like it was

694
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: so cheap. They didn't put in actual gum. You know,

695
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,479
Speaker 1: it's like there's powder and there's other shit in there,

696
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: but like they were going to splurge on the thing

697
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 1: that makes gum gum, they just left it out.

698
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

699
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 5: The same with listen kid, take your baseball card, get

700
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 5: out of here.

701
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: You got plenty with your car.

702
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: And then they double like I can't believe they I

703
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 4: bet they still make it. There was speaking of baseball

704
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 4: and gum, Big League chew Hell yeah, it was shredded gum.

705
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 4: And they even had a caricature on the front like

706
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 4: it was like, hey, do you want to chew tobacco

707
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 4: like your uncle, Well here's tobacco for kids. That should

708
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 4: have been downright illegal. The fact that it was marketing,

709
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: and I know that's why later in life I tried

710
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 4: Copenhagen in school. It was because the great experience I

711
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 4: had with the gum version. It's up there with candy

712
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 4: cigarettes as far as just a bad idea for the youth.

713
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 4: I know I get political sometimes.

714
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: But it was no you have to express yourself. But

715
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: it was good gum. That's the difference is that was

716
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: like the eighties remix where the gum quality like you could.

717
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: I feel like we were We paid so much attention

718
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: to candy growing up because we had a corner store

719
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: and that would be like the thing we did every

720
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: day after school, so we'd just get other people in

721
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: the neighborhood or whoever wanted to or was like should

722
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: we walk to Agis's and then we it was like

723
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: a mile there and a mile back. So anything that

724
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: was new, if they had it, we would get it.

725
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: So we would buy candy that'd be like Violet Crumble,

726
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: which is an Australian candy bar that for some reason

727
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: our little local store started ordering. So then we would

728
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: order it. And it was basically like any comb candy

729
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: and it was a little bit like more for adults,

730
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: I think, but we got it anyway because we were

731
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: just like, we have to know whatever candy is. You know,

732
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: you're just like connoisseurs. And when Big League Chew came out,

733
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: it was almost like, well, I'm not a professional baseball player,

734
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: but I have to try this gum. I need to

735
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: be in on this.

736
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 5: I wonder.

737
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 3: The line was of like, caddy cigarettes are bad for hilation.

738
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 3: We need to start letting our kids know there's a

739
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 3: healthier gum candy alternative for them.

740
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 4: To It still reminds you of another way to get cancer.

741
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 4: I actually would put Big Leg Chew in my lip

742
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 4: and spit like it was it's all coming back to

743
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 4: me now.

744
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: It was very dangerous, very dangerous idea for kids.

745
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: It was a gateway gum for sure, it's.

746
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 2: The gate wait, gateway eist gum.

747
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: What about toffee fay? Remember, Oh, you guys are too

748
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: I think you're too young, do you? When they were

749
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: the commercial was to coffee is too good for kids,

750
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 1: but it's not too good for you. That was the commercial,

751
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: and so it'd be like, yeah, for real. So it's

752
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: such a like eighties thing of like, hey, fuck you kid,

753
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: but also you might be able to get this maybe,

754
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: like and then you're like, I have to have that.

755
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: I have to have that. So it be like grandparents

756
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: passing around this candy and they pass it over the

757
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: kid's head and then it's like at the end they're

758
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: like you can have one. Oh, and it wasn't the

759
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: best candy, but you wanted to eat it because you

760
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: weren't supposed to do.

761
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 2: So it's it's higher quality. It's like Worthers, we all know.

762
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 4: As for the older folks, there's candies marketed towards the

763
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 4: older people. There's also I can't remember what was it,

764
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 4: a dove like where it's like sensual and it shows

765
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 4: waves of sexy chocolate and it was almost like pornographic.

766
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: Those ads.

767
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they got a little messages in them too.

768
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: Really, you're going to find love soon? Yeah, over each

769
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 4: twenty guy.

770
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 5: It just something, you know, something Woo woo, something Lululemon.

771
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 5: It's just like I wish is a dream of your

772
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 5: heart or something like.

773
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: It's nothing. Why are you.

774
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 5: Writing this in here? But it's snapple fashion.

775
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: You're just shoving for in your mouth at a time,

776
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: just like, okay, all right, yeah, all my dreams are

777
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna come true.

778
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 4: I mean, no one's ever truly enjoyed a fortune cookie.

779
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we but we all eat them because we

780
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 4: want to find out, you know, about the next fiscal

781
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 4: gear or love around the corner.

782
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: There's what's my future? I tell me, cookie on the planet.

783
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: There's definitely not any flavor in your future.

784
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 4: But yeah, I I that's the only I believe in

785
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 4: fortune cookies.

786
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: Like I it's.

787
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: So funny that I actually I have to read them,

788
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 4: and I feel like you can't read it without eating

789
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 4: the cookie.

790
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: I still believe that as an adult. What the hell?

791
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: Who trained me?

792
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten one of those fortunes cookies where

793
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 3: it's like crumbled and you can see the fortune in

794
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: it already, but the cookie is already crumbled, around it.

795
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh, that's always a bad omen.

796
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 5: I don't know if those cookies have authority though.

797
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's yeah, that seems like a bad Yeah.

798
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: That's you don't even want to read that fortune That's

799
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: that's bad. That's bad diet. Yeah, you know.

800
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's basically like just slide that cookie is somewhere else. Yeah,

801
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 4: it's like that VHS tape in the ring. You just

802
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 4: want you got to pass that.

803
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: On to stay away.

804
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

805
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: I actually got a fortune cookie one time when we

806
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: lived in Sacramento and that so I was in college

807
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: or around college age, probably flunking out of college at

808
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: the time. Things were a little dark anyway, and I

809
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: got a fortune that said it was something immediately, I

810
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: like remembered it for a long time, but it said

811
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: something along the lines of he may love you, but

812
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: he does not love you very much. And everybody else

813
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: is like, you know, got the real general life ones

814
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: that you've seen all your life. And I was just

815
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: sitting there like did someone hand write this to me?

816
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: Like what in the fuck it was? It was harsh

817
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: and kind of hilarious.

818
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 5: Here It's like, well, right, that's just mean. It was

819
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 5: Every so often there's someone in the factory. You're like,

820
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 5: you know what, fuck it, You're losing your job tomorrow.

821
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 5: Everybody hates you.

822
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

823
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta put some bad ones out there. Can't

824
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 2: all be good news.

825
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 3: No.

826
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 4: My favorite, my favorite thing in Austin, Maggie, you might

827
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 4: remember this but or maybe it was too long ago,

828
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 4: but there was a car dealership that also did palm reading.

829
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: And there was so.

830
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 4: It was obviously like, uh, my wife and I worked.

831
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 4: I sell cars and she does palm readings or whatever.

832
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 4: So there was like a neon sign of a hand

833
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 4: and like, come in and learn.

834
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: About your future.

835
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 4: So it was a perfect situation to be like, ooh,

836
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 4: I see a you know, a ninety eight Chevy Burretta

837
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 4: in your future or whatever. Like I wondered if they

838
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 4: somehow lured people into I see you're.

839
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: Gonna have an income monthly income raise, which would be

840
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: perfect I always thought.

841
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 5: I always kind of absolutely did.

842
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're like, oh, I see your current car in

843
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: an accident, would.

844
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: You win it?

845
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it looks like you need to trade it in.

846
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way they weren't doing that. I love it.

847
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

848
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: That's quite a combination. I liked that's like the KFC

849
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: Taco bell but gone completely awry of like, you know,

850
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: it would be good together selling cars and doing palm

851
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: readings or just like disagree, disagree doesn't fit.

852
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there, Yeah, there's so many things I used

853
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 4: to make fun of.

854
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 3: There.

855
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: There was also a do you remember Dreamers, Maggie.

856
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 5: I do remember drummer?

857
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 4: There was so that was not a There weren't dancing

858
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 4: dancing girls there, right, you know, I.

859
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: Don't think I ever went in and I thought it

860
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: was one thing, and it was wow.

861
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 2: I think it's a store.

862
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 4: But it said it literally was open late at night,

863
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 4: and it said lingerie modeling.

864
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 2: Like you're gonna go? I don't. I there's no way.

865
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a legal sex worker place.

866
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 5: There had to have been a thing in the back.

867
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,479
Speaker 4: Texas is amazing, Yeah, and then there'd be churches surrounding it.

868
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 2: It was. It's so funny how all that was. I

869
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 2: don't know. I kind of miss that about Texas.

870
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: Do sex work.

871
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 5: Texas is open for business. Texas is about their money.

872
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 5: Sell that ass.

873
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: If it's gonna make money.

874
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 5: We all want our cut.

875
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: Yes, strike the oil, bring your money, take it down

876
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: to Dreamers buy some life.

877
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 4: I literally would see that sign though, and I'm like,

878
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 4: so you bring lingerie in there to like maybe it's

879
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: supposed to be a surprise, and you have it modeled first,

880
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 4: Like I.

881
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: Didn't understand you're if you're the one that has launde

882
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 2: it won't be a surprise.

883
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 4: If I my wife her size, do you have anyone

884
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 4: here that could try this on?

885
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 2: She's about her size.

886
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 4: But it's gonna work. It's gonna work, Okay, box it up,

887
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 4: box it up.

888
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 2: Thank you for modeling that for me.

889
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: What a great service.

890
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: Thanks.

891
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.

892
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: Thank you.

893
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 4: You know, with a mannequin, you can't see someone like

894
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 4: sash around and walk around the room. So that's just

895
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 4: very helpful.

896
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: You know that happened. We were there's a bar in

897
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: my hometown, literally across the street from Johnny Garlics. I'm

898
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: not kidding at all. It's in the strip across the

899
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: street and it's a The bar is called the Aquarium,

900
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 1: and we were in there it's been there forever, and

901
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: me and my sister and Adrian, my sister's friend Adrian

902
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: or we were all in there for like happy hour

903
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: and I can't I was home for it. May have

904
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,479
Speaker 1: been a holiday, like I was home for Christmas or whatever,

905
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: and we were like, hey, let's all go drink in

906
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: the afternoon tomorrow at the aquarium. So we're sitting in

907
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: there and uh it like five o'clock struck and all

908
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all these young girls showed up who

909
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: were wearing lingerie but like the sun was still kind

910
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: of coming through the like bud light sign in the window,

911
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: so it was like and this, like this bar is

912
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: like you know, old burgundy carpet, Like it's not a

913
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: nice place, you know, or it might be now, but

914
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: this was in the nineties, and these girls suddenly start

915
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: like they become the cocktail waitresses, but they're wearing like

916
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: negliges and stuff, and it was really odd and clearly

917
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: it was for It's like it was like for a

918
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: world where the things that only old men go to

919
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: bars where we were the three of us were just

920
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: sitting there like hey, what's up, like kids like, and

921
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: they're like, do you want anything? And it's like I'm

922
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: literally sitting at the bar like I don't need you

923
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: to get me a drink. I'm closer than you are

924
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: to the tap, Like what is this? And it was

925
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: they basically hired like it was like long, you're a

926
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: modeling cocktail wing for the happy hour crack. It was

927
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: so weird.

928
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 4: I've always thought Hooters was weird too, Like what a

929
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,479
Speaker 4: weird a setup for every employee to be mistreated. There's

930
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 4: also there was a place in Austin that gave haircuts

931
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 4: to men and it was topless, like topless women cutting hair.

932
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. I'm not waiting anyone that knows me

933
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 4: from Austin. That was a thing, and I always used

934
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 4: to think, like, what a dangerous thing for the actual

935
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 4: hairstylist have Like I kept thinking of as scissors and

936
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 4: nipples and I have said that I'm sorry, but we

937
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 4: all elephant in the room.

938
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 2: What if the scissors cut off a nipple? That's all

939
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 2: I ever thought about.

940
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: And these so you're standing there top It.

941
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 4: Was called sexy scissors.

942
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 2: I know it now. I'm not making this up. This

943
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: goes bad.

944
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: It's like that bar with skunk asses. This, I'm not

945
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 4: making this up. Sexy Scissors was a place and it

946
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 4: might still be.

947
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: It might still be.

948
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: I don't mean to offend anyone that works here cutting hair.

949
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 4: And maybe they wear bikinis. I don't know as far

950
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 4: as I.

951
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: Recall, it was totally topless, though.

952
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: It's just the idea of like, you know, when you're

953
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: sitting in the barber's chair that you know, the seed

954
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they have to pump the chair up

955
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: so you're higher and closer to them. Like how absolutely

956
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: unsexy that would be if you were topless and then

957
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: pumping that chair up like it's not it's not a

958
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: super sexy job, right, this kind of stuff that people

959
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: have to do as they're standing back there.

960
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

961
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 3: Also, I'll say this, if I'm topless, that's the whole job.

962
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 5: I'm not additionally working.

963
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you a fade. I'm topless, I'm doing this.

964
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 3: The most I'll do is a little dams and that's it.

965
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 3: But now that I'm going to.

966
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 5: Be checking to make sure your ears.

967
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 4: Look good, you know what a weird ridiculous forest multitask.

968
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, it's enough that this.

969
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: Women's labor where it's never enough. It's never enough to

970
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: just be topless, topless and run some errands for me,

971
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 1: like fuck off.

972
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 3: Also, that's the only jobs that you see like the

973
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 3: like the women's centric jobs, those are the only ones

974
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 3: that actually double as like a top like a topless

975
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 3: maid or a topless Uh you know that's the weather girl.

976
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 4: Wait do you there was? Wasn't there there maids in Austin?

977
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 2: This is like.

978
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: And they're here too.

979
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 3: I don't think it's in an official business. I think

980
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 3: it's more of like an answer to a Craigslist ad.

981
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 3: But people do it.

982
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but are we just there was a van that

983
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 1: used to be parked in Bourbank that was topless maids. Yeah,

984
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: and I remember the first time I saw it. I

985
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: just had that like, well, I said, I always have to

986
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: be this way. Yeah, it's yeah. Isn't it bad enough

987
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: to be a maid if some dude is home? Like,

988
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: isn't it sexy enough to have somebody just like doing

989
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: your housework with that?

990
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: Right?

991
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

992
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 4: And it's funny that I'm The experience that's sticking out

993
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 4: of my head right now is one time I was

994
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 4: had a dentist and he was working on my teeth

995
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 4: and it's uncomfortable, so I was gripping the hand rests

996
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 4: on the chair, but he was leaning over and his

997
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 4: balls were resting on the back of my hand like

998
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 4: my knuckles, and he was working though he thought that

999
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 4: he was just resting his balls on the chair, and

1000
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 4: it was I was in the same position. I could

1001
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 4: not especially after a minute or so of my hand

1002
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 4: clearly being in there, I could not move it because

1003
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 4: it then it's me revealing to him that, like surprise,

1004
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 4: I've had my hand under there this whole time.

1005
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm.

1006
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: There's no way that was a mistake. There's no First

1007
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: of all, do you and you can tell us do

1008
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: you need to rest your balls during the day.

1009
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't like, go oh man, these old balls

1010
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 4: are tired, just out of necessity to reach the back

1011
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 4: of my mount you know.

1012
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: He his he didn't have tired, weary balls, but it just.

1013
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 4: Happened to that's where they rested. And he to him

1014
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 4: it was like, no big deal, it's part of the chair.

1015
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 2: But no, I.

1016
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: Knew it was my hand, and that he knew it

1017
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: was your hand too, is what I'm saying. He knew

1018
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: I don't need it.

1019
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 2: You think he was an older guy.

1020
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 4: It's pretty straight up dentist guy. My experience with him

1021
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 4: through you know, he'd been my dentist for many years. Okay,

1022
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 4: I don't think that it was a situation like that,

1023
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 4: and this wasn't in Texas where it's probably a themed dentistry.

1024
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 5: I don't trust dentists though like that.

1025
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because there's always.

1026
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 3: Some story that comes out about like, oh, I got

1027
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 3: anesthesia for you know, a filling, and then I woke

1028
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 3: up and it was filled with some other shits.

1029
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.

1030
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 4: I always just or I just think of you know,

1031
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 4: Steve Martin from a little shop of Horse and you know,

1032
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 4: he's high on laughing gas, probably doing god knows what,

1033
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 4: and we're all just laughing and it's a musical.

1034
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: My friend Alicia one time got laughing gas at the

1035
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: dentist and her dentists like was young and cute, and

1036
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: she said she started like she felt super high. She

1037
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: didn't feel any pain. Then she started stroking his arm

1038
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: as he was working. That's She's like, now I can't

1039
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: go back to that dentist.

1040
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 4: That's so funny because she was what is laughing gas?

1041
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 4: I thought it was a made up thing.

1042
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: Do you actually laugh nitrous oxide? No, it just makes

1043
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: you not be in pain while they drill on you.

1044
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: I've never I've actually never had dennists.

1045
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 2: It's probably used to so much.

1046
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's why my dentist didn't say anything when

1047
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 4: I was consciously backhanding his tired, tired. I'm sorry, I

1048
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 4: keep saying balls. You know, I'm like a boy and

1049
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 4: so I think it's funny keep bringing.

1050
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: Up balls, the idea of resting your balls, like you

1051
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: have to take time out during the day. Maybe he

1052
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: missed his lunch.

1053
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a two pm ball siesta.

1054
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 5: Doesn't imagine.

1055
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, it's five o'clock.

1056
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: Filled so many cavities. My balls are exhausted. It's ridiculous

1057
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: this job. He has to wear a jockstrap most of

1058
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: the time, but not that day, not not with Chris's help.

1059
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 3: See you, people don't talk about how weary your balls

1060
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 3: get when you're dentist.

1061
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: Ingee, you're both sweet because you're just backing me up.

1062
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 4: Now you're like, hey, you you're not the only one

1063
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 4: that can riff about balls.

1064
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you both.

1065
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: I know that we support you.

1066
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1067
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: Like a job we all can't thank you. That'd be

1068
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: interesting if it was like a bottomless dentist, you know,

1069
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: if they switched it up a little bit. It wasn't

1070
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 1: just the ladies in their work. But it's like, hey,

1071
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: if you. Hey, ladies, if you want a little Chippendale's

1072
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: action and get you know, a root canal, go to

1073
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: this bottomless dentist. Bottomless. They all look like porky pick

1074
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: just at the top and no bottom.

1075
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 3: It's just getting your teeth cleaned by someone who's dick

1076
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: is al.

1077
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, matter'll be talking about flopping.

1078
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 5: You could be next to a penis.

1079
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 4: You could be the most attractive man ever and that's

1080
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 4: never a good look. Like you could be yeah, just

1081
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 4: shirt on and then nothing, because it just makes you

1082
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 4: think of little kids going to the bat, you know,

1083
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 4: pulling their pants all the way down.

1084
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: It's not a good look.

1085
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: No, No, it doesn't work the other way, did you

1086
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: guys see pam and Tommy.

1087
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 2: No, I've been not supporting it.

1088
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: You're intentionally not supporting I don't, are you anti?

1089
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1090
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 4: Just because uh well I what I was reading is

1091
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 4: that they talked about a lot of stuff that didn't

1092
00:53:54,160 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 4: have her approval, Pamela Anderson's approval, and so it was like,

1093
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 4: I don't know, they're just she's just going through the

1094
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 4: same trump. I don't What I read is that it

1095
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 4: was traumatic for her, much like the whole sex tape

1096
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 4: thing something else. See, Well, I think everyone thought, oh

1097
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 4: together they released this sex tape, but I don't think

1098
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 4: she had any say in that, and then apparently wasn't

1099
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 4: consulted during the thing. But then I keep hearing it's great,

1100
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 4: so yeah, I'm going to watch it eventually.

1101
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing I was going to say about

1102
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: it is just there was a real turn about his

1103
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: fair play moment because there is so much full frontal

1104
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: male nudity, to the point where Jason Manzukis does the

1105
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: voice of Tommy Lee's dick what and he's fighting with

1106
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: his own dick because he wants to marry her and

1107
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: the dick's like, don't do it. We were rock stars,

1108
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: can we can fuck anyone we want? And I was

1109
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: just watching the scene where he's art and I was

1110
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: just like, God, this is really this is really advanced

1111
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: compared to like most of the entertainment advanced.

1112
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 2: You were like, do you actually see it talking not

1113
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 2: like not like a little puppet on there.

1114
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: No, but it's kind of like sticking out that. It's

1115
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: just it's intense male nudity, Unlike usually if there's male nudity,

1116
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: it's like Vigo Mortensen in Uh that Russian movie where

1117
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, having a knife fight in the

1118
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: steam bath or whatever. You were like, it saw little

1119
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: something here and a little something there.

1120
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: It's a literally something forever.

1121
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: Yes, but this was like a bunch of something for everyone.

1122
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 5: Sounds great.

1123
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad that it was gratuitous and I'm glad

1124
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 3: that it was not artistic. I'm glad that it was

1125
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 3: just out Yeah, you know, like like eighties horror films

1126
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 3: did for titties.

1127
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm glad that they're doing that back for them.

1128
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, equality in twenty twenty two. Finally, finally we've

1129
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: made it.

1130
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 5: We see digs on Hulu. We are equal here.

1131
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: This is it. That's all we need. Everyone can rest

1132
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: and relax now, thank god. What else, Maggie, anything else

1133
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: you want to talk about this's been going on? Anything exciting?

1134
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: Anything you need to report?

1135
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see. What do I need to report? Let's see.

1136
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 5: I've been spending a lot of time in Orange County.

1137
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 2: It's uh yeah, yeah, I'm curious. I've spent some time there.

1138
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: I have opinions about it. What are you doing.

1139
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 5: Seeing what they're doing?

1140
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 3: I'm seeing a guy who lives in Orange County so

1141
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 3: I'll go hang out with him there and then he'll

1142
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: come over and hang out.

1143
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, get me over here.

1144
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 4: But it's a that's what brought me down there years

1145
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 4: ago as a relationship that I so, I was spending

1146
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 4: a lot of time in Newport Beach and it was

1147
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 4: I do.

1148
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 2: You like I kind of liked it.

1149
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 4: It feels like you're you know, you're in actual surfing, uh,

1150
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,280
Speaker 4: you know, southern California like in the movies.

1151
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 5: It seems so far away before I started going back

1152
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 5: and forth a lot, but like it.

1153
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 3: It's like a nice little suburb that kind of looks

1154
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 3: down on La Yeah.

1155
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I like that.

1156
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of cute, and there's mountains and

1157
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 3: stuff and you go hiking. They got they got a

1158
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 3: whole bunch of Dazo's and I love that store so.

1159
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: And not a single mask, you know. That's nice.

1160
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 4: It's like it's like you're on another planet.

1161
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 2: Or a few months ago I went down there.

1162
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, I'm thirty minutes south of

1163
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 4: where I live and it's like it's twenty seventeen.

1164
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 5: I was surprised. I'm like, y'all have things to live.

1165
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 3: For, Like, yeah, they put them on like, yeah, you're

1166
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: not wearing health insurance.

1167
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 4: And you pay, like yeah, you make payments on that

1168
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 4: beautiful car and you're not willing to wear a mask.

1169
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: A lot of winnebagos that uh maybe will go on sale, Yeah.

1170
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: Are able to find them at the at the Palm

1171
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: reader used wouldn't been a lot coming soon to you.

1172
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 2: I swear that was real.

1173
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: That's kind of like that is a long distance relationshipship

1174
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: technically because of how long a freeway drive like that

1175
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: is to Orange County.

1176
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 3: I mean it can be anywhere from like thirty five

1177
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 3: minutes to like two hours if you go at the

1178
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 3: wrong time.

1179
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so well, good for you doing that work.

1180
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're putting in the relationship work your relationship.

1181
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 5: I'm putting in the leg work in this way, the way.

1182
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 2: You're walking there, Just kidding, no dometer.

1183
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: There's a really nice path that takes you from from

1184
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: silver Lake all the way down.

1185
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 3: Look, I want this relationship to be strong, and I

1186
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 3: want my legs to be stronger.

1187
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 5: So walk into those see every other.

1188
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: Week, everybody wins stand up. Yeah you got any plugs?

1189
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I've got some shows coming up. Let's see.

1190
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 5: I always forget like what I'm doing.

1191
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 3: People are like, aren't you doing some other Let's see

1192
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 3: uh doing Howard Kramer's show tomorrow?

1193
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yes.

1194
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 5: I like that show a lot.

1195
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 3: It's fun and if it's too cold, you can do

1196
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 3: your set in your car and nobody really like hassles

1197
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 3: you about it.

1198
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 4: I get really nervous to do that show because there

1199
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 4: have been nights where we're in a dimly lit park

1200
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 4: and there's like some kids that go there to hang

1201
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 4: out and not be around their parents or whatever, and

1202
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 4: they're like, you're playing with switchblades or something, and I'm like.

1203
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: Are we really doing stamp? I mean, anyone can?

1204
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 4: It keeps you on your toes in a way that

1205
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 4: and forget about being a comic that's picky about a

1206
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 4: low ceiling or something like me. It's like you're just

1207
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 4: outside in public. Yeah yeah, car, no microphone? I think

1208
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 4: there's there is no I think maybe now.

1209
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 3: I think there's one now, but there wasn't before. Oddly,

1210
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 3: and my car died there?

1211
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 2: Who died?

1212
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 3: Right?

1213
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 5: My car?

1214
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 2: Oh god, your car? I thought I thought you my girl?

1215
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, a friend.

1216
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 3: The rest of this story is gonna be very underwhelming

1217
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 3: after that. But my car died and there was a

1218
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 3: dude doing exactly that, like playing with a switchblade across

1219
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 3: the street in front of my car. And I'm just

1220
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: standing there calling Triple A and They're like, are you

1221
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 3: in a safe area?

1222
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 4: And I was like, wait, you had a switchblade guy too,

1223
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just a fan.

1224
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 5: He was like it was terrifying, like he was just

1225
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 5: like pulling stuff off of himself. I just I did

1226
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 5: not know what was going on.

1227
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: I was just like, look, I'm I'm I'm a I'm

1228
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 3: a small, wide eyed girl from Texas, and I do

1229
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 3: not feel safe. And then Paul Danky showed up and

1230
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 3: was like, oh, well, I'll hang out with you and

1231
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 3: see if I can jump your car and he couldn't

1232
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 3: get to his engine, and then like he stayed with

1233
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 3: me until Triple A got Cole has.

1234
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 4: He's a protector, he's got the he's got the good instincts.

1235
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 5: He's got dad energy.

1236
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got dad energy.

1237
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 5: Yeah he's safe because he's a dad.

1238
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you're right. Here's Paul Day.

1239
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: Really, So Howard Kramer's walking show is what's do we

1240
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: have a name for that show? In a location if

1241
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: people want to call the comedy crawl. Comedy crawl, that's right.

1242
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was called squat milk, squad.

1243
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 2: Milt, I think it or chaplain.

1244
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 5: I think this chaplain stage.

1245
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 2: You're right. I think you're right. He calls it squat melt.

1246
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 4: Originally, when Meltdown shut down, he started doing shows in

1247
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 4: the alley there that was the original novelty and it

1248
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 4: was it was kind of like an homage.

1249
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 2: To all the all the years. That was such a.

1250
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 4: Cool venue for everyone. But then he just started making

1251
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 4: it a mobile thing. But I think I even though

1252
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 4: I get nervous to do it, and a lot of

1253
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 4: times if I'm not feeling it, I just say no,

1254
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: I don't, I'm scared.

1255
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 2: I get to worry. But after I do that show,

1256
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: I feel.

1257
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,919
Speaker 4: Like a stronger performer because it's like you've done. There's

1258
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 4: the added you have to like deal with the elements

1259
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 4: of not being amplified and knife play.

1260
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 2: But I have that.

1261
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: I have the same attitude that Maggie does about topless haircutting,

1262
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: where I'm like, comedy is hard enough when you have

1263
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: a nice loud mic and you're in a clock people

1264
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: are drunk. I please don't make me go stand on

1265
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: the street and shout like a you know, like I'm

1266
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: a a busker.

1267
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 2: It depends on we're too hard. Yeah's too hard.

1268
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 3: I think you'll make me busk to my own jokes

1269
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 3: and please go currently in process.

1270
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 2: I looked.

1271
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: I just looked it up, and you're right. It's the

1272
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: chaplain stage. And also it might be once this gets

1273
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: posted it might be too late. But the but the

1274
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 1: important part is that Maggie is going to do it,

1275
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 1: which means credit to Maggie for having done it.

1276
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and I'll be there again eventually. Yeah, I'll

1277
01:02:59,320 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 5: come back through.

1278
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1279
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 3: The beauty of that show is like even if I'm

1280
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 3: not on the show, and I want to be on

1281
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 3: the show, like, yeah, I could be on the show.

1282
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 5: I'm the after show.

1283
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying, Like, anyone, could you

1284
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 3: stand on the street and be on the show.

1285
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, get your own switch play and be like guess

1286
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: what it's my sat down?

1287
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 4: Well you all ready for your headline, and people go

1288
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 4: it's kind of cool because like in the past, I've

1289
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 4: done it and he's like, now let's do somebody set

1290
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: over here, and the entire audience.

1291
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 2: Walks with you.

1292
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 4: It's like this weird perform group performance thing like a

1293
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 4: flash mob or something. It's just a lot of elements,

1294
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 4: but it's cool. But you're right, it's stand ups hard enough.

1295
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 4: When I have a booked spot at the impro, I

1296
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 4: can eat it there and wherever all the stars are

1297
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 4: aligned for me to not mess it up.

1298
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 2: I can. I can. I can fuck up stand up anywhere.

1299
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: I'm so good at it, so good at it, but

1300
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: I love doing.

1301
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 3: I also have an indoor show coming up. Oh okay,

1302
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 3: so ever Maynard has a show on the sixth of

1303
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 3: April that's going to be indoors, and then Randy felt

1304
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 3: Face is also going to be indoors in April.

1305
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 5: A Dynasty typewriter.

1306
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 2: I think we'll just have is it? Do you have?

1307
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 4: What's your website? People can go there or your Instagram

1308
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 4: your Maggie.

1309
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,919
Speaker 5: Oh, Maggie may ha may is spelled m A y e.

1310
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 1: Nice because I'm extra. Are you doing are you doing

1311
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: ever Maynard show at the Allusion?

1312
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 5: I think so said we do my show.

1313
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I didn't ask any you're going

1314
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 3: to even thought about it.

1315
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. You're gonna love that venue. It's amazing.

1316
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 4: It's yet I've never. It's so cool, it's exciting. It

1317
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 4: feels like when you first started stand up and you

1318
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 4: do one of these black box theaters. It's like it'll

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Speaker 4: bring back old nostalgic comedy vibes.

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Speaker 5: You're nice, it's great nice.

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Speaker 4: So check out Maggie May's Instagram and Twitter and her

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Speaker 4: website to see where she's doing stand up because she's

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Speaker 4: very good at it.

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Speaker 1: She's one of the great and truly make me blush.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're the best, and thank you for being on

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Speaker 4: our podcast today.

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Speaker 2: Y'all you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 2: Dyn he This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Casey O'Brien, mixed by Ryo Boum.

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Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 4: podcast That's dyn Ar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly wrightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher

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Speaker 4: or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Thank you and you're welcome. Fu