1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Cool Zone Media. 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to cool people do cool stuff, but 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 2: your weekly reminder that I'm a nerd. I'm your host, 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: Maria Kiljoy and with me today is my guest Edza 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: Trun who's the host of Better Offline. Hi. Hi ho 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 2: h Offline Just life. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 3: Absolutely just flawless introduction from me, and I'm just unable 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 3: to communicate with the human Yeah. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 2: That's that's why we get paid the big bucks. 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 3: That's why we told good Macron. 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, because they told us we had faces for radio, 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 2: and then here we are. Our producer today is Sharene 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 2: Hi Sharen. Hi, I'm back, Sharene. When did you play 14 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 2: D and D? What was it like? How'd it go? 15 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm being honest, it was like maybe 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: twelve thirteen years ago. It was a long time ago. 17 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And if I'm being honest, I thought it 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: was a little boring. Yeah, really long. It's like the 19 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: Baseball of games. 20 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 3: It takes a way to yeah. 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: And I don't it's hard to pay attention and most 22 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: people are really into it, so if you're not, it's 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: just kind of a weird vibe. 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 2: But that makes a lot of sense to me. I 25 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 2: feel like it might be they just like not into it. 26 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 2: And there's also that I think that a lot of 27 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 2: people running games just sort of take it for granted 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 2: that everyone's having fun. Whereas I was reading this thing 29 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 2: I really liked while I was doing research for this episode, 30 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 2: where I was talking about how like people are used 31 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 2: to coming into games where it's like this team versus 32 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 2: that team, but the players are working together, and then 33 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 2: the game master's goal isn't to kill all the players, 34 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 2: it's to make them have fun. And that's like your 35 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 2: win condition. 36 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 3: Punish them. 37 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guy gaxit's punish them. 38 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with games. I love any kind of game, 39 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: I love any kind of puzzle, but I just need 40 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: able to have and I'm very competitive. At the same time, 41 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: I understand people being into something. But D and D 42 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: has a it's a little too much for me. Maybe 43 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: there's just a little too much of a. 44 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 2: It feels like. 45 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 3: Something that's very variable based on the group you have. 46 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: My best mate, it's very true, plays. 47 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 4: D and D. 48 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 3: He's a great dungeon master and also apparently very horrible 49 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 3: to people during it in a fun way. But I imagine 50 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 3: if you get kind of a half ost group or 51 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 3: you get like a guy gag style guy. Yeah, the 52 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 3: guy's like, ah, but the book was the book was cursed. 53 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 3: You opened and read the cursed book, you fucking idiot. 54 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 3: How didn't you know that? Yeah? And I get I 55 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 3: guess maybe there's some sort of line to drive from. 56 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 3: Was Guy GaX a very paranoid guy? 57 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 2: Yes? I was after him. 58 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 3: Okay, so he may legitimately have just been trying to 59 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 3: teach people or just lived his life in his constant stay. Well, 60 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 3: is this dangerous? Is there a centipede in there? 61 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 2: Gary? Gary, we're in an Albertson. 62 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 3: We'll get buying groceries imilipeds in it? 63 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 2: Dangerous reason. I got really excited when I found out 64 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: the first game of D and d Ever had centipedes 65 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 2: as the the monster. Was that in the game that 66 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 2: I wrote the number city, the like generic first enemy 67 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 2: for the players to fight is giant centipedes. Yeah, if 68 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 2: you don't know what. 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 1: In most games, I mean not pretty sure worm you know, 70 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: like Zelda had like the worm that in the sand 71 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: like it was. 72 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, like the slimes and dragon, I mean I'm pretty 73 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 2: sure that they were in early EverQuest. 74 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 3: Whatever. The someone listening to this is going to correct 75 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 3: me here. Pretty sure what the second zone of Western 76 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 3: Commons after knos Quinos. It was Sony EQ backwards. I'm 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: pretty sure that there were some there, but it might 78 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 3: also have been the later expansion. If you email me 79 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 3: and want to talk about EverQuest, I will talk to 80 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 3: you all day. I got a lot of depression in 81 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 3: that game. 82 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 2: I am very grateful that I am old enough that 83 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 2: World of Warcraft came out after I was done with 84 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 2: high school. Yeah, it was. 85 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: It was a tough time to have to be around 86 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: for the high school. 87 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 2: Time of Wow. Yeah, I was. 88 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 3: I was EverQuest in high school. Wow. In the beginning 89 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 3: of Carl Wow. Wow. Towards the end, do you know 90 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 3: how World of Warcraft actually got started? Though? Just taking 91 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 3: the show. But there's a very short story. Okay, so 92 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 3: well towards the EverQuest is still going for some reason day. 93 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 3: But what happened towards the end in the name they 94 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 3: keep claiming it the end of the Shadows of Lukelin expansion, 95 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 3: which was set on the moon, or maybe it was 96 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 3: the Planes of Power there was, Yeah, it was the 97 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 3: Planes of Power expansion, and the game was kind of 98 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 3: very obviously starting to fall apart. 99 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 2: Like. 100 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 3: It was obvious that the developers kind of weren't fucking 101 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 3: sure what to sell people anymore. And there was this 102 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 3: final level raide level called Planes of Time and a group, 103 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 3: one of the bigger groups, Fires of Heaven, one of 104 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 3: the they went to it. They got to the thing 105 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 3: and it just didn't work. It was very obvious that 106 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 3: Sony did not expect Sony Online Entiment did not expect 107 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 3: people to get there. Guy called four Or got very 108 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 3: pissy about it. Another guy called tig old Bitties was 109 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 3: his name, and on the nameless I believe Legacy. 110 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 2: A classic English name. Both of these two guys. 111 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 3: Insult the culture, insult them all away. Jeff Kaplan who 112 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 3: played tig Ole Bitties. He is now senior at Blizzard 113 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 3: Activision Blizzard, so is Rob Pardo, who I believe is 114 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 3: also on Legacy of Steel, as well as Furor, who 115 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 3: I can't remember the real name of. I've actually also 116 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 3: been a weird guy. Nevertheless, what World of Warcraft did 117 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 3: and what Blizzard did, because they used to be quite 118 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 3: a smart company, was they just hired people from the 119 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 3: EverQuest forums whoa okay, they hired them and they went 120 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: and they everyone I've met a Blizzard really not like 121 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 3: World of Walcroff was actually founded on something kind of cool, 122 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 3: which is these people actually played the game. 123 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,840 Speaker 2: It's crazy idea, yeah fans. Yeah, but all of. 124 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 3: This, like mailing people's stuff and all of this like 125 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,239 Speaker 3: really petty shit, kind of reminds me of the Fires 126 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 3: of Heaven days when people just went on there like well, 127 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 3: that's actually the conflict needs being and it was usually 128 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 3: just directed at the game developers, who are in this 129 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 3: thankless job of just knowing that they had to make 130 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 3: these people happy, but knowing that this was like twenty people, yeah, 131 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 3: in a game with hundreds of thousands, if not millions 132 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 3: of players, and you just had to make these very 133 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 3: loud people who people just agreed with. Anyway, that's my story. 134 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: No that sorry for that. 135 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 2: No, it's a good like nothing ever changes about nerds thing, 136 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 2: you know, And again for all my like, well, I 137 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: think I started this episode by saying I'm a nerd, 138 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 2: I'm whatever. So in case you're just joining now, which 139 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 2: would be a very strange thing for you to do. 140 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 2: This is part two of a two parter about the 141 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 2: history of Dungeons and Dragons and role playing games in general. 142 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 2: Where we last left our heroes, they were working for 143 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 2: minimum wage for a monster who invented D and D, 144 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 2: swimming around a man who wait, he can't sue me, 145 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 2: he's dead buildings. Yeah. D and d's early heyday is 146 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 2: the mid nineteen seventies of the mid nineteen eighties, and 147 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 2: this is a time when, especially for white American culture, 148 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 2: it's obsessively and we talked with this last time, almost 149 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 2: pathologically non political. Don't talk about politics is of course 150 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 2: a political position, one that reinforced the status quote capitalism, consumerism, 151 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 2: and shit. Everyone in twenty twenty four knows that fucking shit, 152 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 2: but people didn't want to hear it back then. The 153 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 2: thing is, though, the cultural influences on D and D 154 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 2: and RPGs more broadly way way the fuck political in 155 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 2: all kinds of ways, both good ways and bad ways. 156 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 2: You don't live through the forties or the sixties without 157 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 2: paying attention to how the world works and noticing that 158 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 2: there's a lot of people trying to make very dramatic 159 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: changes in how the world works. There are all kinds 160 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,239 Speaker 2: of influences on Dungeons and Dragons, of course, high fantasy 161 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 2: and epic fantasy. We're really getting going by the nineteen sixties. 162 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 2: But two of the most present and clear influences are 163 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 2: two authors I've paid a lot of attention to as 164 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 2: relates to their political positions. J R. Tolkien, who's probably 165 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 2: from the same town as you because he's British, and 166 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 2: fucking Michael Moorcock, who is also British. I assume people 167 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 2: have heard of Tolkien, and if people are first hearing 168 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 2: about Morcock just now, you're going to be in this 169 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 2: stage for about a year where you can't say his 170 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: name without laughing. 171 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 3: Oh fuck, he was he was born He wasn't even 172 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 3: born in England, j R. R. 173 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 2: Tolkien. 174 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 3: He was born in South Africa. 175 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 2: Oh shit, really that makes sense. 176 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,199 Speaker 3: He died in Bournemouth, which is where my mother was born. 177 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 3: And I thought I was about to be very embarrassed, 178 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 3: like the technically we all kind of from the same place. 179 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 2: No, yeah, I love that. You know this British guy 180 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, of course there's three people on 181 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 2: this island and no one's angry. 182 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 3: Yeah hate each other. So wait, there's a fellow called 183 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 3: Morecock in England. 184 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Moorcock. 185 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:15,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got a rough ross secondary school for that man. 186 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 2: Either we are if they all read any more Cock, No, 187 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 2: I've had plenty. Thanks, yeah, I will. I won't expect 188 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 2: any of you to say his name yet. In a 189 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 2: year he'll be able to say his name. Just too 190 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,080 Speaker 2: hard to pronounce anyway. 191 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 3: I think Michael Moorcock might have actually grown up near me. Yeah, 192 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 3: he lives in Texas now, born in London and thirty 193 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 3: nine of the landscape of London, particularly the er in 194 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 3: notting Hill and Labort Grove. Labbort Grove is very close 195 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 3: to where I grew up. 196 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, See there's three people in England and none 197 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 2: of them live there, and one of them is here. 198 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. 199 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go too deep on talking because he's 200 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 2: probably gonna get his own episodes one of these days 201 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 2: when I'm because, but I'm gonna say a few things 202 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 2: about him first. Anyone isn't aware of J. R. Tolkien. 203 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 2: This is the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings, 204 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 2: which is basically where modern fantasy fiction comes from. He 205 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,319 Speaker 2: didn't invent the genre, but he breathed life into it. 206 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 2: Another one of my favorite authors, Terry Pratchett, said about 207 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 2: who's also British God damn it said about Tolkien and 208 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 2: his influence quote j R. R. Tolkien has become a 209 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 2: sort of mountain, appearing in all subsequent fantasy, the way 210 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 2: that Mount Fuji appears so often in Japanese prints. Sometimes 211 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 2: it's big and up close, sometimes it's just shape on 212 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 2: the horizon. Sometimes it's not there at all, which means 213 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,199 Speaker 2: either of the artist has either made a deliberate decision 214 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,840 Speaker 2: against the mountain, which is interesting in itself, or is 215 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 2: in fact standing on Mount Fuji. So whenever there isn't 216 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 2: Tolkien in fantasy, it is a conscious choice, right Terry, Yeah, 217 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,719 Speaker 2: Terry Bratchet is probably the most blameless of all these. 218 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 3: People, one of the few people I'll say whatever, Yeah, 219 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 3: I got nothing bad to say about Terry. 220 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:06,000 Speaker 2: No, the only good cop he know is uh Vimes. 221 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 3: Vimes. Yeah, it was luck how he didn't like being 222 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 3: He didn't like other people to shave him. WHOA. 223 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 2: When that other British author decided to come out as 224 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 2: a massive transphobe a couple of years ago, there's this 225 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 2: Everyone was like, oh God, this is sad and horrible. 226 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 2: And then this person told a story, this trans woman 227 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 2: told a story about meeting Terry Pratchett and getting her 228 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 2: book signed by Terry Pratchett and being like, well, my 229 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 2: name is actually and then gave a boy's name, but 230 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 2: I'm trying to change my name to girl's name, and 231 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,679 Speaker 2: Terry Pratchett was like, oh great, and signed it to 232 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 2: the girl's name and was like that, good luck with 233 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:40,839 Speaker 2: every name. 234 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. What a legend. Yeah, and so I have no 235 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,319 Speaker 3: idea what the other author is. But if I did, 236 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 3: they get it by a big truck. 237 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 2: An obscure lady that no one pays attention to anymore. 238 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 2: Tolkien has earned his detractors. He is an English Catholic 239 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 2: who's obsessed with Norse mythology, so his monumental impact on 240 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 2: fantasy has made it extra hard for non European fantasy 241 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 2: and medieval stuff to really break through culturally. And his writing, 242 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 2: while I would argue it's well intentioned, is absolutely racist. 243 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 2: In a short story I wrote back a while back, 244 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 2: a character calls him the most influential, subconsciously racist author 245 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,720 Speaker 2: of the twentieth century, and I stand by that completely. 246 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 3: It makes say it was the World War One veteran 247 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, he grew up in like. 248 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 2: The Golden Age, of British racism. Yeah, and he tried 249 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 2: not to be. And he actively worked against racism while 250 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 2: unconsciously absolutely encouraging racism fairly our a bias. His villains 251 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 2: are basically Middle Eastern coded and Orcs are like born 252 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,440 Speaker 2: bad and all kinds of other shit. He was also 253 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 2: vocally anti Nazi. The Nazis wrote saying they wanted to 254 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 2: translate his stuff into German, but they wanted to make 255 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 2: sure he wasn't Jewish first, and he told his publisher, 256 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,439 Speaker 2: as far as I'm concerned, they can go hang. And 257 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,719 Speaker 2: he told Nazis, if I am to understand that you 258 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 2: are inquiring whether or not I am of Jewish origin, 259 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 2: I can only reply that I regret that I appeared 260 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,959 Speaker 2: to have no ancestors of that gifted people nice And 261 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 2: so Nazi Germany did not publish translations of his books. 262 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,760 Speaker 2: He also wrote some of the most compelling critiques of 263 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 2: political power ever written, and he wasn't subtle when he 264 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 2: named the ring of power the ring of power which 265 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 2: is not to be used but instead cast into the 266 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 2: fires of Mount Doom. Near the end of his life, 267 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 2: he wrote a letter to his son saying this politics 268 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,319 Speaker 2: were moving more and more towards anarchism. He wrote a 269 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 2: world full of elves and dwarves and hobbits, which is 270 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,079 Speaker 2: what D and D is, except D and D had 271 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,599 Speaker 2: to change it's the name of hobbits to halflings to 272 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,319 Speaker 2: avoid a lawsuit. He basically set up all the fucking 273 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 2: tropes of modern fantasy, well a lot of them, because 274 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 2: actually all these other writers did too, and hippies love Tolkien. 275 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: So you have all these like crazy radicals through the 276 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 2: sixties and seventies, like kind of doing shit and naming 277 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 2: it after shit from Lord of the Rings and shit. 278 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 2: Hippies love Tolkien, but not all of them. One fantasy 279 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 2: author writing during that time whose influence on D and 280 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 2: D is just as apparent when you dig into it, 281 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 2: is the anarchist author Michael Moorcock. Morcock is mostly known 282 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 2: today for writing el Rick, maybe the first anti hero 283 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 2: the fantasy genre. Morcock also invented the chaos star, that 284 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,360 Speaker 2: eight pointed star that everyone either loves or hates, and 285 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 2: there's always annoying discourse about on the Internet unless you 286 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 2: live in a blessed corner of the Internet that doesn't 287 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 2: care about the sort of thing, which case I'm envious 288 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 2: all kinds of shit from him ended up in D 289 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 2: and D and D and D. There's like this, and 290 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 2: some of it's like bad and annoying stuff in D 291 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 2: and D, Like basically everyone speaks this language called Common, 292 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 2: which is more or less like English. Like if you're 293 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 2: like an elf, you speak Elvin and Common. If you're 294 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 2: a human, you just speak Common. So just fucking Americans 295 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 2: in English, you know, right. That comes from Michael Morcock. 296 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 2: He had the common tongue that he wrote into things. 297 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 2: Also drinking a potion that makes you immune to edged weapons, 298 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 2: which is some obscure, random gamey shit. He wrote gamey 299 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 2: ass fiction like it was just full of game stuff. 300 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 2: Put on a ring that makes you move twice as fast, 301 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 2: that kind of fancy writing. Yeah, all these new moods. 302 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 3: Sound one hundred years old, these new movies, it's all 303 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 3: like interconnected shit. Oh, it's got to be a franchise thing. Now, 304 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 3: why didn't you get cart I took a poshm. Yeah, 305 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 3: why are we in a fancy world if we can't 306 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 3: use the easy tree? The fuck that it has? 307 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 2: It's fantasy? Yeah, yeah, I have some. 308 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 3: Fun with everything. Some fucking dull these days. 309 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 2: He might like his writing, his writing is like kind 310 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 2: of edgy, but pulpy and well, not edgy. If he 311 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 2: took the potion, that's true, it's immune. Well, people can 312 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 2: be as edgy as they want around him, He's immune 313 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: to it. He also cynical talking swords comes from fucking 314 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 2: Michael Morricock. And maybe most importantly, he frames his book 315 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 2: as books a lot of them as this like weird 316 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 2: theological war between the universal forces of law and chaos, 317 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 2: only he's not in favor of law. His hero is 318 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 2: a chaos paragon. The D and D alignment system of 319 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 2: morality used to just be law versus chaos. Eventually it 320 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 2: became a two axis chart of law and chaos and 321 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 2: good and evil. Morcock also wasn't a big fan of Tolkien. 322 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 2: He didn't like cozy moral stories of good and evil. 323 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 2: I love Tolkien, but I also love my Morcock's teardown 324 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 2: of the Lord of the Rings, which is called the 325 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 2: Epic Pooh, which compares Lord of the Rings to the 326 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 2: Winnie Pooh to the Winny Pooh, Winnie. 327 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 4: The Pooh, the Winnie the Witty the Pooh. Yeah no, 328 00:16:54,760 --> 00:17:00,200 Speaker 4: the Winnie Pooh has his real name. Yeah, clipp is game. 329 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 3: The other day drunk off his ass yelling at the 330 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 3: dances got chucked out of the half. 331 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, a fucking winny. So Morcock was part of this 332 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 2: culture of like free sharing of ideas, that was a 333 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:21,440 Speaker 2: common hippie thing. That was where the juice of D 334 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,680 Speaker 2: and D comes from. I will never call it that again. 335 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 2: Morcock freely gave permission to the founders of D and 336 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,399 Speaker 2: D to use his stuff without credit or payment. He wrote, 337 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,040 Speaker 2: quote when I told the original D and D guys 338 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 2: they could use elric it was in the spirit of 339 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 2: the sixties slash seventies, when it seemed to many of 340 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 2: us that we were sharing in a common culture and 341 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 2: the products of that culture. Of course, I hadn't anticipated 342 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 2: that some people would start turning all this stuff into 343 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 2: commercial businesses. I was even more surprised to see it 344 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 2: all developing into pretty soulless marketing methods, where companies like 345 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 2: Warcraft and others began to rip me off and talking 346 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 2: in particular, I suppose I should have trademarked and copyrighted 347 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 2: all this stuff sooner, but I'm still unhappy about that 348 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 2: sort of thing, which goes against all my ethical notions, 349 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 2: and so, like you know, they ripped him off because 350 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 2: he was like, oh, we're all just sharing, and then 351 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,199 Speaker 2: someone's like yeah, sharing, and then then just say they 352 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,520 Speaker 2: sell this shit, you know, just before it feels like 353 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 2: like a. 354 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:27,719 Speaker 3: Real invention of lying situation. They're like, yeah, capitalism doesn't exist, right, 355 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 3: we're all friends here, Gary geigs like, we are not friends. 356 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, I am going to steal all of this because 357 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 4: you allowed me to the trap that I hit undunderneath 358 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 4: the contract. I didn't know the legal contract hidden within. 359 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. As for Tolkien, Gary Geygax hated Tolkien, but not 360 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 2: for like because he wanted political nuance like more Cock did, 361 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 2: but for boring like let's not talk about politics, asshole reasons. Also, 362 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,680 Speaker 2: I suspect most of what Gygax wrote about how D 363 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 2: and D how he doesn't even like Tolkien. He only 364 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 2: threw it in there because fans insisted all of this stuff. 365 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 2: It's because he didn't want to get sued by Tolkien's estate. Yes, 366 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 2: that's my best guess. I read this like editorial he 367 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,080 Speaker 2: wrote about Tolkien and D and D and years ago, 368 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 2: and in it he wrote, I found the Ring trilogy 369 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 2: well tedious, The action dragged, and it smacked of an 370 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 2: allegory of the struggle of the little common working folk 371 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 2: of England against the threat of Hitler's Nazi evil. At 372 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 2: the risk of incurring the wrath of the Professor's dedicated readers, 373 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 2: I must say that I was so bored with his 374 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 2: tones that it took me nearly three weeks to finish them, 375 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 2: which is like so many weird levels of bragging. Three 376 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 2: weeks is a perfectly reasonable length of time to read 377 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 2: very thick ass fucking books. I was gonna say, am 378 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 2: I just like an anciently slow reader. No, No, you're not. 379 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 3: I mean, None of the Rings is a fucking long book. 380 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 3: It's not I'm going to come out and say I 381 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 3: do not like that book. It took me forever to 382 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 3: retook me more than three weeks. Yeah, it is through 383 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 3: the Earth's Sea books though. Yeah, and the fourth one 384 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 3: with the farming that was not not very good. 385 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 2: I've only read the first two Earth Sea books. 386 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,920 Speaker 3: I've been like third one is that the first. I 387 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 3: don't consider it going further than the third just because 388 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 3: it gets weird. But the first three is some of 389 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 3: the best fantasy books ever. Yeah, second one as well. 390 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 3: The punchline of the second book is so fantastic. It's 391 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 3: like it's one It's the first time I read something 392 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 3: where I was like, Wow, I fucking like I get 393 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,240 Speaker 3: why fantasy exists. 394 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 2: That's cool because it's not a like it's not pure polp. 395 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,679 Speaker 2: It actually is like specifically saying stuff. 396 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 3: I also just really like the fact that there is 397 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 3: with these with fantasy novels that including a lot of 398 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 3: the Rings, just the idea of the costs of power, Yeah, totally. 399 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 3: And I know bringing up anime is probably could have 400 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 3: pissed someone off, but for my Alchemists, great thing about 401 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 3: like the the exchange that one for power, but I 402 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 3: feel like obviously does a much better thing. But also 403 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 3: the consequences of that first book are threat like they 404 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,400 Speaker 3: just the whole time gets like, I fucking. 405 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 2: Why did I do any of them? 406 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 3: Like there's just a real regret. 407 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also the pain of curiosity. 408 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 3: It's fantastic. 409 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 2: I think that that whole thing, Like it's almost like 410 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 2: when you can tell whether someone takes just seriously as well, 411 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,320 Speaker 2: Like the thing the copy from talking is critiquing and 412 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 2: complicating and talking about power. That's what fantasy is really 413 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 2: good at doing. 414 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 3: So a delight in character like a real, just like 415 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,880 Speaker 3: truly getting into the guts. He got too far into 416 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 3: the guts of characters. 417 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm not going to read the similary and I'm 418 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 2: going to come out and say it. Oh, but you 419 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 2: know what I will read. Actually, I don't read ads, 420 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 2: but I do transition into them because of my desire 421 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 2: to eat food on a regular basis. And here are ads, 422 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,200 Speaker 2: and we're back. I really got to have more fun 423 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 2: with the ad rates. I it's it's like part of 424 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 2: the joy of your job for me. 425 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,119 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just especially off to like mainlining a 426 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 3: bunch of Bostard's recently. Yeah, Robert talk about untraceable poisons. 427 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, And everyone finds their own way. I mean 428 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,159 Speaker 2: trade actually is just kind of like I hate that 429 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 2: their ads. I'm just going to go whatever, here they are, now, 430 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,840 Speaker 2: we're done. 431 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: Now let's go back to But usually I'm just like, so, 432 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 1: I'm too upset to make a joke, you know, like, 433 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,600 Speaker 1: I know it makes sense. 434 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't imagine cutting that aim with Gauza, like. 435 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 3: I do. 436 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 1: Try. I have a c Orchard episode coming out eventually, 437 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: and I want to hear that. 438 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:48,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that'll be fun. But like the sun but no, 439 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 2: it's it's Margaret's the best at it. I think I'm 440 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,760 Speaker 2: going to say that you, thank you. This is not 441 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 2: a lot of things I can. I'm a jack of 442 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 2: all trades, but I'm a master of one thing, the 443 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 2: cynically addressing my own position within a complicated system. So 444 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 2: what cynically broke? 445 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 3: Oh? 446 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,919 Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I can't transition out ads as 447 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 2: well as I can transition into them. So the thing 448 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 2: that fucking took D and D to another goddamn level 449 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,240 Speaker 2: was and broke it into the mainstream was right wing 450 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:27,399 Speaker 2: Christian backlash. Hell yeah, And what's funny about it is 451 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,719 Speaker 2: it's right wing Christian backlash against a game written by 452 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 2: like centrist. Honestly, my guess is center right. But I'm 453 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 2: not certain Christians like D and D was not made 454 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 2: by the woke mob like Jehovah's Witnesses. Yea, So Gygaks 455 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:53,520 Speaker 2: was okay. So my best read Gygax's first wife was 456 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 2: far more I'm guessing was far more religious, because certainly Gygax, 457 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,680 Speaker 2: as soon as he gets money in power, is just 458 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,960 Speaker 2: gonna do cocaine and move into a mansion and start 459 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 2: cheating on his wife. And then divorce her and marry 460 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,879 Speaker 2: his secretary. Spoiler alert for a couple paragraphs down from 461 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 2: no classic seventies guy. 462 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely entering the eighties as well, so really 463 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 3: like very acura. 464 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, almost cliche he is. He is a fucking cliche, 465 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 2: That's what he is. And like, look, if someone handed 466 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,480 Speaker 2: me millions of dollars, it would take my ethical background 467 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 2: of politics and stuff to not do a bunch of 468 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,679 Speaker 2: cocaine and move to a mansion. So who amongst us 469 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,680 Speaker 2: doesn't whatever? Okay, So this anti D and D panic 470 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 2: started in nineteen seventy nine, as best as I can tell. 471 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 2: On August fifteenth, nineteen seventy nine, content warning, I'm gonna 472 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 2: talk about suicide, a sixteen year old college kid like 473 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:59,480 Speaker 2: boy genius style named James Dallas Egbert the Third disappeared 474 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 2: from Michigan in State University and Lansing. He was a 475 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 2: computer science student. He wrote a suicide note, went down 476 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 2: to the steam tunnels beneath campus and tried to ode 477 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 2: on kueludes, which is another eighties thing to do, I guess. 478 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 2: But he survived, but he didn't return and so he 479 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 2: was missing. So his family hired a private private detective, 480 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 2: and this private detective was convinced the disappearance was related 481 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,400 Speaker 2: to D and D, that the kid had lost track 482 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,639 Speaker 2: of what was and wasn't reality. The detective was like, yeah, yeah, no, 483 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 2: and this is like this is where fucking everything comes from, right, 484 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:34,919 Speaker 2: because we've seen this with. 485 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 3: Like just people who do not understand fucking anything making 486 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,040 Speaker 3: decisions about children. 487 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 2: Yep. The detective was like in his dorm room taking 488 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 2: photos of the pushpins on the corkboard, convinced that there's 489 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 2: like clues and hidden messages in the way that the 490 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 2: push pins are in the corkboard or whatever. 491 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,160 Speaker 3: What was this person who tried to tagle on Live sixteen? Okay, 492 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 3: see the sixteen year old? The detective question was like, 493 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,879 Speaker 3: all right, got a genius here, We've got it, like 494 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 3: we've got I guess this might be before this audiat Kaila, 495 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,680 Speaker 3: but like this, we're going to decode the message of 496 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,679 Speaker 3: a fucking the press sixteen year old. 497 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, who wrote a note and then yeah no and. 498 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 3: Then tried to offer them poor thing. Yeah Jesus. 499 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,720 Speaker 2: And according to this guy, D and D was a 500 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,000 Speaker 2: cult and that's his like theory and the whole thing 501 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 2: actually that thing where it's so complicated that you have 502 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,959 Speaker 2: to get invited to play in order to learn how 503 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 2: to play. That's part of how it's a cult, right, 504 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,880 Speaker 2: And what actually happened is that the kid had gone 505 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 2: over to East Lansing after he survived. He took a 506 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 2: bus to New Orleans. He took a bunch of cyanide. 507 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,640 Speaker 2: The second time he survived that he became a day 508 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 2: laborer for in oil fields. 509 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,600 Speaker 3: Jesus, and this person cannot die. 510 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 2: No, he does eventually, but yeah, no, it took a while. Yeah, 511 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,480 Speaker 2: that's he. He goes back to his family. He like 512 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 2: turns himself in basically, and then the news stories drop 513 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 2: about him. That stops being They stop caring because he's 514 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,240 Speaker 2: been saved from D and D or whatever. Right, he 515 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 2: does successfully kill himself when he's seventeen a year later 516 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 2: with a gun. 517 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 3: Anytime, we could put some fucking government services into helping 518 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,679 Speaker 3: this person versus the ones which to them, and then 519 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 3: we'll blame colts versus having any responsibility for anyone. 520 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:29,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, him famous nationwide because articles around about him when 521 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 2: he's disappeared go nationwide. Game cult is still missing. Dungeons 522 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:40,360 Speaker 2: and Dragons cult may lead to missing boy like, yes, 523 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 2: I feel bad for the people he played with. 524 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 3: I feel bad for everybody involved other than the police. 525 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. 526 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 3: Like this poor person tries to off themselves and they 527 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,400 Speaker 3: have fucking newspaper things calling them ast a cultist. Yeah, 528 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 3: fucking hell, which I'm sure didn't help. Yeah, I don't 529 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 3: remain him. That made things better. 530 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, and so this is national news. And soon D 531 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,159 Speaker 2: and D was swept up into the satanic panic. A 532 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 2: minister in nineteen eighty one was like raised that they 533 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 2: either wanted to or did raise one thousand dollars to 534 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,879 Speaker 2: buy D and D products and then burn them. And 535 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 2: I just want to say that is the early level 536 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 2: conservatism I know. But if any evangelicals, I publish a 537 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 2: way more radical game than called P Number City. If 538 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 2: you want to buy one hundred copies at full price 539 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 2: to burn them, hit me up. You can buy my 540 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 2: product at full price. It's yours now you can do 541 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 2: whatever you want with it. 542 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, my very boring pr business books full of satanic shit. 543 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 3: You need to buy them and burn them right now. 544 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 545 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, you go go back download by podcast as well, 546 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 3: and then down your phone. 547 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of downloads. The more down, the. 548 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 3: Cool zone media full of satanic sheet You need to 549 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 3: go and download everything. 550 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. In a school, a school in Utah band D 551 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,400 Speaker 2: and D. In nineteen eighty one, teachers who defended it 552 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 2: were accused of witchcraft because that's a real thing that people. 553 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,239 Speaker 2: And also people claimed that the books screamed when they 554 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 2: were burned because there was literal demons in them. Oh 555 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 2: my god, who's the weird wacky cult snack? Now, who's 556 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 2: called the crazy beliefs here? 557 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 3: Yeah? 558 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, not me. 559 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 3: I'm just the one that heard the book screaming. 560 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know there's that group mad Mothers against 561 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 2: drunk Driving. 562 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,480 Speaker 3: I now remembered them. 563 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 2: Okay, well, how do you feel about bad bothered? About 564 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,720 Speaker 2: Dungeons and dragons? 565 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 3: Is that real thing? 566 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 2: It is real? 567 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 3: You double bothered? 568 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? It was Ricky Gervaissa Ship, the mother of a 569 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 2: kid who killed himself because teenagers who are alienated by 570 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,800 Speaker 2: society sometimes killed themselves. 571 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 3: It sucks. It's not my faults, his mother, it's dungeons 572 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:01,680 Speaker 3: and dragons. 573 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. She later wrote a book called The Devil's Web, 574 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 2: Who is stalking your children? For Satan? So is she 575 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 2: the one that kind of led the detective? No, it's 576 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 2: a different is a different mother. Oh okay, yeah. 577 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 3: It's the same shit though. It's the same bullshit, conservative nonsense. 578 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 3: I know, a lack of responsibility towards the people that 579 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 3: you are responsible for, finding anything else to blame tragic, 580 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 3: horrible things that you took part in. Yeah. Yeah, it's 581 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 3: the same shit being done to trans kids, same shit 582 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 3: being done to every child who's ever been part of 583 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 3: these things. Fucking disgusting. You have a child, you owe them, 584 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 3: not the other way round. Fucking assholes. 585 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,920 Speaker 2: No, I I fucking agree. 586 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 3: Uh. 587 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 2: You ever seen the nineteen eighty two Tom Hanks movie 588 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 2: called Mazes and Monsters? Absolutely not? 589 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 3: I have not. 590 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 2: I watched it last night. 591 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 3: How was it? 592 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 2: It is based roughly on What Happened to James. It 593 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 2: is a trash movie. It is like, not even so bad, 594 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,120 Speaker 2: it's good. It's only worth watching in this specific the 595 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,640 Speaker 2: context of trying to pay attention to the satanic panic 596 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 2: around this. It's about a guy at college who plays 597 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 2: too much and he starts hallucinating and following a god, 598 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 2: and he tries to kill himself and his friends. I'll 599 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 2: try and save him, but it's two ladies. Lost his 600 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 2: mind forever? Well, when I was in fourth grade and 601 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,239 Speaker 2: getting into D and D. We whispered rumors that there 602 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 2: were older kids who played D and D for real, 603 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 2: D and D for blood, we called it. If you 604 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 2: were injured in the game, you had to hurt yourself. 605 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 2: If you were killed, you had to die. There is 606 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 2: no evidence that this was anything other than some shit. 607 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 2: Some fourth graders fucking talked about this shit. 608 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 3: This sounds like in London when they claim that people 609 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,560 Speaker 3: had HIV needles that they put in the bus seats. Yeah, yeah, totally, 610 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 3: like in the Yeah, yeah that you meant that you 611 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,720 Speaker 3: sit down on the bus you got HIV, the plan 612 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 3: being I'm not sure. Yeah, like question Mark prophet Big 613 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 3: HIV was, we had HIV the thing that was having 614 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 3: a lot of trouble spreading in London. 615 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and neat people really wanted to give a 616 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 2: needed new vectus for Yeah. And all of this moral 617 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 2: panic made D and D cool as shit. It was 618 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,760 Speaker 2: up there with underage drinking and fucking and smoking cigarettes 619 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,760 Speaker 2: and shit. You know, like, you want to be cool 620 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 2: and edgy played D and D, which is good advertising 621 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,920 Speaker 2: for fun. Yeah, that is nerdy that you do hiding 622 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 2: in the basement with uncool friends, you know, totally. A 623 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 2: church in Minnesota burned a bunch of D and D books, 624 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 2: so sales doubled in that area. Like they literally they 625 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 2: were like I know they fucking yeah, hurt me. Oh 626 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 2: they got me. During the Satanic Panic from nineteen seventy 627 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 2: nine to nineteen eighty three, sales of D and D 628 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 2: went from two point three million dollars a year to 629 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,080 Speaker 2: twenty seven million dollars a year. 630 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: That's honestly hilarious, I know, fucking funny, Like a church 631 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: burned a bunch of books and people bought them more 632 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: than ever, Like that's. 633 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 2: Just they must have been so mad. Yeah, yeah, Wow, 634 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 2: that's a big jump too. That's like I know, yeah, 635 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 2: it's like millions, and there's like correlation causation stuff going 636 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 2: on in there, right, Like it could be that it's 637 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 2: just an idea is time had come, but like nationwide 638 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 2: attention and making it cool, like yeah, you know, even 639 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,880 Speaker 2: like thinking about like stranger things, right, you have this 640 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 2: like concept of like the nerd kids, but then by 641 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,840 Speaker 2: the end of whatever such and such season, you also 642 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 2: have like there's still nerds, but they're like metal heads 643 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 2: and punks and they're kind of cool, they're like the 644 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 2: bad kids instead of the just relentlessly bullied kids. And 645 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 2: as someone who made that own trend, like I am 646 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 2: a living example of that. When I first would play 647 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 2: D and Dia, I'd have to go h over to 648 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,360 Speaker 2: my friend's house in fourth grade. In order to get there, 649 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 2: I had to go through my bully's backyard where people 650 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,840 Speaker 2: would like he would come out and beat me up 651 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,560 Speaker 2: on my way to go play D and Jason's right. 652 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,800 Speaker 2: But then by like high school, I hung out with 653 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 2: the bad kids and anyone who tried to beat us up, like, 654 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,799 Speaker 2: don't try to fuck with someone wearing a Sepultura shirt. 655 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 2: Don't fuck with him or as friends, it's not gonna work. 656 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 2: You're going somewhere painful. Yeah, like Brazilian metal not made 657 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 2: by soft people. So I don't know whatever. D and 658 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,920 Speaker 2: D became cool and I became cool. That's the important 659 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 2: part of the story, right, I never beat anyone up. 660 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 2: My friends beat people up when they tried to fuck 661 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 2: with us. We didn't go around beating people up anyway. Whatever. 662 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 2: So there were impacts on the game from the satanic 663 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 2: panic before Margaret started talking about her own childhood. Distributors 664 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 2: did drop them like JC Penny used to carry D 665 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 2: and D. And then they stopped and folks were like, hey, 666 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,480 Speaker 2: if you remove the demons, the devils will keep publishing 667 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,120 Speaker 2: them and props to Guy GaX. He was like, no, fuck, no, 668 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,800 Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. Why would I do that. 669 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 2: By the second edition of A D and D, under 670 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,320 Speaker 2: a new CEO who wasn't a gamer, they dropped devils, 671 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 2: demons and assassins in order to try and what did 672 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 2: assassins have to do with it? They're killing people, aren't 673 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 2: they poise looped in with a supernatural there? I know, 674 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,799 Speaker 2: have they ever heard of like war or like there's 675 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,919 Speaker 2: like worse things in this world? 676 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 3: Was it one of those things where assassins had, like 677 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,759 Speaker 3: I remember with early fantasy things that weren't great, there 678 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 3: was like a weird kind of a Middle Eastern tinge 679 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 3: to assassinations that it was something of the foreigners. 680 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 2: Like assassins. I don't think so, because they were selling 681 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,839 Speaker 2: the shit out of Orientalism at the time. They haven't. 682 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:53,279 Speaker 2: There's a D and D book called Oriental Adventures. Jesus Christ. 683 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,560 Speaker 2: That's terrible. Yeah, no it is. Yeah, we're unfortunately, we're 684 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 2: going to talk a little bit about the misogyny baked 685 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 2: in and all like kind of also touch in on 686 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,799 Speaker 2: all the orientalism and shit picked, and when we get 687 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,160 Speaker 2: near the end, we'll talk about all the work that 688 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 2: people have done to try and undo all of the 689 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 2: shit that's baked into it. But Oriental adventures part of 690 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,359 Speaker 2: Dandy from the start. In fact, the first woman game 691 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 2: designer was named Gene Wells, who joined in nineteen seventy nine. 692 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,239 Speaker 2: At this point, about ten percent of the D and 693 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,799 Speaker 2: D players in the country are women, which is way 694 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,160 Speaker 2: the fuck up from the point five percent of war gamers. 695 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,840 Speaker 2: Still not super high. Just to spoil my own script, 696 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,000 Speaker 2: these days, it's fifty three percent men who played D 697 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 2: and D as of twenty twenty. What happened to Jean 698 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,399 Speaker 2: Wells is not great. She did a bunch of work 699 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 2: on different adventures and then she wrote her own. It 700 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 2: was called The Palace of the Silver Princess. One of 701 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 2: the pieces art of art in it was like too 702 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 2: sexual or something, even though other TSR art from the 703 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,439 Speaker 2: same time was at least as horny. The whole thing 704 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,800 Speaker 2: was recalled like either a day or three days, depending 705 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 2: on your source. After it was published, They published this 706 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 2: adventure and then someone was like, oh, I don't know 707 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,200 Speaker 2: about this, and then they recalled it and like buried 708 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,000 Speaker 2: it in a landfill, and then it was rewritten by 709 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,520 Speaker 2: a man. No one would ever green light Jean's ideas anymore, 710 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,759 Speaker 2: and she wounded up basically being a secretary, so she quit. 711 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,960 Speaker 2: The surviving copies of her adventure are some of the 712 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,359 Speaker 2: most expensive collectible pieces in D and D because there's 713 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,560 Speaker 2: some of the rarest Do you think that she lived 714 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,240 Speaker 2: long enough to see that? Yeah, I've read some interviews 715 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,320 Speaker 2: with her from I Actually I'm unsure one way or 716 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,960 Speaker 2: the other whether she's still alive, but I've read like 717 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,560 Speaker 2: interviews from the twenty first century with her. 718 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 1: Okay, for this part of it, maybe that's I mean, 719 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,040 Speaker 1: that's I hate that she had to go through that, 720 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,400 Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm glad that she's at least getting some 721 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: type of recognition. 722 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. No, Yeah, people are like, I mean, it's funny too, 723 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,480 Speaker 2: because though because it's just like, oh, this is rare 724 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,120 Speaker 2: and has like the secret horny picture in it, which 725 00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,640 Speaker 2: is a naked woman tied up by her hair being 726 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 2: attacked by men. It was actually less sexual than like 727 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,200 Speaker 2: the cover of like another one that was like a 728 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:11,759 Speaker 2: woman being sacrificed naked on a fucking altar and shit, 729 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,520 Speaker 2: you know, like but they're like, oh, this is too 730 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 2: s and M. And I'm a little bit like, oh 731 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 2: a girl wrote this. You're mad that a fucking girl 732 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,239 Speaker 2: wrote something. Well, you said it was written by a man. 733 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,640 Speaker 2: I'm sure it defined yeah, once it was rewritten by man. Yeah, totally. 734 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,279 Speaker 2: They took out the offending pictures and changed it up 735 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 2: a little bit, and it sure didn't help the misogyny 736 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 2: culture at the office. That guy GaX, who was one 737 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,080 Speaker 2: of the three leaders of the company in the early days, 738 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,399 Speaker 2: it is just a misogynist, sorry, a biological determinist as 739 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:44,880 Speaker 2: he puts it. 740 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,279 Speaker 3: Oh that's better. 741 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to hear what he said? Is that 742 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,279 Speaker 1: a phrase that it's just like a thing? Am I 743 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,919 Speaker 1: just a little bit out of the loop. 744 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,000 Speaker 3: Whenever someone has a contrived term I know this from 745 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 3: Silicon Valley like that, it just means they're racist or sexist. 746 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,520 Speaker 3: Like that's it. 747 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,719 Speaker 5: You don't need to even work out what it means, 748 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,959 Speaker 5: just to be so I don't like woman or people 749 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,640 Speaker 5: who want know why. Oh, but I'm going to give 750 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 5: the quote about it, and why if anyone cuts that 751 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 5: and uses that against me, I will kill you. 752 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, because his whole thing, right is he's like, I'm 753 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 2: a simulationist. I want everything to be as realistic as 754 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,600 Speaker 2: possible in my game with Fireballs. As late as two 755 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,399 Speaker 2: thousand and four, he said, quote as I have often said, 756 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,640 Speaker 2: I am a biological determinist, and there is no question 757 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,360 Speaker 2: that male and female brains are different. It is apparent 758 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 2: to me that by and large, females do not derive 759 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,040 Speaker 2: the same inner satisfaction from playing games as a hobby 760 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,359 Speaker 2: that males do. It isn't that females can't play games, well, 761 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,759 Speaker 2: it's just that it is not a compelling activity to 762 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,879 Speaker 2: them as is in the case for males. Ah, fuck 763 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 2: this guy. 764 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 3: I know. 765 00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:00,160 Speaker 2: Perfect, and I would guess and I will use the 766 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,640 Speaker 2: fact that now D and D's almost fifty percent women 767 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,360 Speaker 2: that the reason women didn't enjoy playing D and D 768 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,120 Speaker 2: to the same degree is that the games were very 769 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:12,440 Speaker 2: gygax overwhelmingly male, and men acted badly. During those games. 770 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,640 Speaker 2: Women would write into the game's magazine called The Dragon 771 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,080 Speaker 2: later Dragon. They would write and tell stories about how 772 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,759 Speaker 2: other players in the DM were routinely sexist to them. 773 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,440 Speaker 2: Early versions of the game, instead of having the fighter 774 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,200 Speaker 2: had the fighting man and women's strength score. Once they 775 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,080 Speaker 2: finally added rules, they were like, well, I guess you 776 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 2: could play a woman, and so they added some rules 777 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 2: in case you wanted to play a woman. Don't worry, 778 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,560 Speaker 2: they got you covered. Women's strength score was capped four 779 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,759 Speaker 2: points lower than men's. Oh and most offensive of all, 780 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,440 Speaker 2: because you can vaguely, vaguely be like, I guess on 781 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,919 Speaker 2: average the average testosterum bodied person. 782 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,239 Speaker 3: Whatever. 783 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 2: But it's a fantasy game. Who fucking cares. Also, the 784 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 2: other thing they did is they replaced one of the 785 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,200 Speaker 2: ability scores in Dungeons Dragons's careerisma for boys. Boys can 786 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,640 Speaker 2: have charisma and girls have beauty instead, so. 787 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,360 Speaker 3: Women are only perceived they are not interacted with. 788 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,720 Speaker 2: It was bad, that's terrible. 789 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's good that a lot of these guys 790 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 3: didn't meet women. 791 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,160 Speaker 2: I met a woman, they would think differently. 792 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,960 Speaker 1: Maybe it's because they had never met a woman that they. 793 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,520 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I mean he's probably not guys, because we 794 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,439 Speaker 2: know because he's higher women. 795 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,640 Speaker 3: Often they should have met women in a more violent sense. 796 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,040 Speaker 3: The woman should have smacked them. Yeah, so I'm just thinking. 797 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,239 Speaker 3: I grew up, I grew very close to my sister. 798 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,000 Speaker 3: I'm just imagining telling her she did not have charisma. Yeah, 799 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,480 Speaker 3: she would say to me in response to. 800 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:57,080 Speaker 2: That, Yeah, no personality, just a face. Yeah yeah, did 801 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,359 Speaker 2: we already do a second ad? Break? 802 00:41:59,800 --> 00:41:59,960 Speaker 3: Well? 803 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:06,719 Speaker 2: Who does have charisma? Here's ads of charisma? Did they 804 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 2: roll your will to defend yourself? What the young kids 805 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:12,839 Speaker 2: call it RIZ? 806 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,120 Speaker 3: Now? 807 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,719 Speaker 2: Well, really is that what RIZ stands for? This makes 808 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:22,960 Speaker 2: so much sense. It's for charisma. Jez, Well, here's I 809 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,239 Speaker 2: can't even say that with a straight face. So here's 810 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:38,600 Speaker 2: some ads and we're back. So by nineteen eighty two, 811 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,920 Speaker 2: Dungeons Tsr. Rather was the nation's sixth fastest growing privately 812 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 2: held company in the country. It's in all the glossy 813 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 2: business matters wild yeah, despite none of their nine top 814 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,760 Speaker 2: level managers having any prior business experience. But don't worry, 815 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,560 Speaker 2: they all did shit. That's as fucked up as any 816 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,600 Speaker 2: NBA great well off all of them did, but several 817 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,719 Speaker 2: of them certainly did. Former occupations of the people in 818 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:15,839 Speaker 2: charge were like biologists and plumber and the fuckery, oh 819 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,960 Speaker 2: my god, the business fuckery. Game designers worked against impossible 820 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,880 Speaker 2: odds to make the game work because the business of 821 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,839 Speaker 2: it was trying to make it not. Everyone in charge 822 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,840 Speaker 2: of TSR did weird nepotistic shit and made horrible decisions 823 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,680 Speaker 2: with money. Soon enough, writers got cut out of royalties 824 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,600 Speaker 2: for what they had made, and former employees were constantly 825 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:40,719 Speaker 2: being threatened with lawsuits for taking their ideas elsewhere. This 826 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,480 Speaker 2: isn't really an episode about the rise and fall of 827 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,040 Speaker 2: TSR Wizards of the Coast, but here are some of 828 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,320 Speaker 2: the highlights. They changed the name to AD and D 829 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 2: Advanced Ungs and Dragons to try and cut that guy 830 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,319 Speaker 2: out of royalties. Right then, Okay, this one's actually kind 831 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,359 Speaker 2: of fun. They blew a whole bunch of corporate money 832 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,359 Speaker 2: raising a shipwreck out of Geneva Lake for no discernible reason. Cool. 833 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 3: No, that's cool. I I don't fucking need a reason. 834 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,760 Speaker 3: Bring the ship out. I know the ghosts. 835 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. They kept the boiler from the ship like behind 836 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,920 Speaker 2: the building for a while and then like sold it 837 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,960 Speaker 2: for scrap. Gary Geygax moved out to la to try 838 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,800 Speaker 2: and sell TSR's properties to Hollywood. He rented out a 839 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,800 Speaker 2: mansion and he would have like hot tub parties with 840 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,800 Speaker 2: sex workers in cocaine and shit. Not inherently bad except 841 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,600 Speaker 2: those funded by paying writer's minimum wage and cutting their 842 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:37,080 Speaker 2: fucking royalties. Although I think he was more pro worker 843 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:43,520 Speaker 2: than everyone else involved. That's grim good. He like at 844 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:48,920 Speaker 2: some point he tried to get workers like shares in 845 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,040 Speaker 2: the company. Oh, and it didn't happen. It was a 846 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,640 Speaker 2: complete jackass. I suppose I know he see, he's like 847 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 2: an interesting jackass. He's like a jackass. I'd have a 848 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 2: beer with, you know, unless he thinks my womanly brain 849 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,320 Speaker 2: can't handle it, or I suppose unless he thinks that 850 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,880 Speaker 2: I'm a woke mob. 851 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:11,279 Speaker 3: Just won't let you speak, yeah, just to be looked at. 852 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's how he's being trans affirming as he's like, no, no, 853 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,040 Speaker 2: I changed your I changed your character sheet, says female. 854 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,560 Speaker 3: Now that's good though, Like you can change your character 855 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,920 Speaker 3: sheet too, but I will obey the rules. 856 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,640 Speaker 2: I do love. There's this thing that happens to me 857 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,520 Speaker 2: sometimes in nerd spaces that I kind of appreciate, where 858 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,960 Speaker 2: I'll be like hanging out with some like random like 859 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,960 Speaker 2: hanging out with some random dude, and then he'll figure 860 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,640 Speaker 2: out that I'm trans and he'll immediately switched like kind 861 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,759 Speaker 2: of maladying me, and I'm like, oh, that's kind of 862 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:50,120 Speaker 2: sweet at all. It comes from a good place, exactly 863 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 2: exactly me, Like. 864 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,760 Speaker 3: On some level I figured to some extent, it's almost 865 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,560 Speaker 3: like ship, did I walk into this acting roy and 866 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,719 Speaker 3: you have no look, if you haven't met many transpatople, 867 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 3: perhaps it's just like I don't fucking do it a 868 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,200 Speaker 3: little different. 869 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, totally no, We're a monolith. That's why I 870 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,320 Speaker 2: play in a noise band and I'm a computer programmer 871 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,400 Speaker 2: and only talk about I don't know howse trans people do. 872 00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,560 Speaker 2: I did the most trans thing I've ever done. When 873 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,799 Speaker 2: people come over my house, I show them I built. 874 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 2: I built a gaming computer that has like pink fans 875 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,080 Speaker 2: inside it that glue. 876 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:32,839 Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good ship. 877 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:38,280 Speaker 1: That's pretty Yeah, I'm really proudous, some nerdy ass ship, Margaret. 878 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I hadn't built a fucking computer since I was 879 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,759 Speaker 2: in high school. But I was like, I really wanted 880 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 2: to play boulders Gate three, which in the end I 881 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,120 Speaker 2: didn't like very much. But that's completely besides the point. Okay, 882 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:57,120 Speaker 2: So anyway, let's see what else. So he's like he 883 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,560 Speaker 2: divorces his wife on not good terms, and he marries 884 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,480 Speaker 2: a secret harry, which you know, maybe they're in love 885 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 2: and shit, and I don't know. It just looks fucking 886 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:10,320 Speaker 2: cheesy eighties yuppie bullshit. There's two brothers that are in 887 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,120 Speaker 2: charge alongside of him, and they buy a relative's needle 888 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,160 Speaker 2: point business to sell needle point patterns that say shit 889 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 2: like dragon power. And they're convinced that a fifth of 890 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,440 Speaker 2: the company's revenue is going to come from this. They 891 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,319 Speaker 2: the Etsy or something. No, I'm what do you mean 892 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:27,640 Speaker 2: by that? 893 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,759 Speaker 3: I'm a bit confused. 894 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,840 Speaker 2: So they that they bought a needle point company. 895 00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:34,480 Speaker 3: A needle point company. 896 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was like I think they're like sisters 897 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,919 Speaker 2: or cousins or something. We're like, oh, we do needle point. 898 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,160 Speaker 2: And someone's like, I'm gonna give you all so much 899 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,920 Speaker 2: money in order to sell needle point patterns. This was 900 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,319 Speaker 2: going to be dragon power. And who was who made 901 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,200 Speaker 2: this decision to two brothers who are in charge of 902 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 2: this company. I haven't introduced. They're the Bloom Brothers, and 903 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,680 Speaker 2: I don't know enough about them, but they keep coming 904 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,600 Speaker 2: up as villains and all the histories of it, but 905 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,480 Speaker 2: it's all there's so much corporate fuckery that gets them 906 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,600 Speaker 2: put in charge for a while. It's like them too, 907 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,200 Speaker 2: and guy GaX for a while. Wow, And this is 908 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,600 Speaker 2: just transparently nepotism. No one, their audience is not buying 909 00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:16,640 Speaker 2: needle point patterns. Let's say dragon Power. They would grow 910 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,799 Speaker 2: too large and then layoff workers again and again as 911 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,520 Speaker 2: they made terrible business decisions. The Dragonlance novel so the 912 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,240 Speaker 2: mid eighties floated the company for years, but the authors 913 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,120 Speaker 2: are basically paid fuck call and they pretty much have 914 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,080 Speaker 2: delve tsar to write books elsewhere. And then in nineteen 915 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,160 Speaker 2: eighty five, Gary Geygax was forced out of the company 916 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:38,240 Speaker 2: by a hostile takeover by a non gamer woman sorry 917 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:45,040 Speaker 2: femail named Lorraine Williams dun dun dum, a woman I know. 918 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,839 Speaker 2: And here's where all the histories get really annoying, because 919 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,240 Speaker 2: like everyone's like mostly people are like Gygax is amazing. 920 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,160 Speaker 2: Lorrain is the one who destroyed the company, and it's like, no, 921 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,840 Speaker 2: everyone involved sucked, and the fact that Lorraine was a 922 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,160 Speaker 2: woman is unrelated. And she did suck, and so did 923 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:08,680 Speaker 2: Gary at least as business people whatever. Almost everyone did 924 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,239 Speaker 2: prefer working under her, but she wasn't much better. Lots 925 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,399 Speaker 2: of ink has been spilled, defaming her to the point 926 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,320 Speaker 2: where it just reads like misogyny. She was corrupt and incompetent, 927 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,239 Speaker 2: so were the people who came before her. The fun 928 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,719 Speaker 2: part of her story is that her family owned the 929 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,440 Speaker 2: rights to Buck Rogers. This is where the story just 930 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,440 Speaker 2: goes off the rails. Okay, buck Rogers is a wildly 931 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,960 Speaker 2: irrelevant comic book hero from the nineteen twenties that had 932 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,279 Speaker 2: a failed recent TV run recent at this point nine 933 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:45,880 Speaker 2: also a famous TV run though, Yeah, I like, I 934 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,160 Speaker 2: know all I know about Buck Rogers some old timey shit. 935 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,680 Speaker 3: Yeah it was that was That was a TV show. 936 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,879 Speaker 3: No true, listen, I was just about to say, anyone 937 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,240 Speaker 3: else hear. This is if the readers can, like Jesus 938 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:04,640 Speaker 3: fucking Grist cost work almost done TV show. 939 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,600 Speaker 2: That's a TV show, And at this point when she's 940 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,239 Speaker 2: in charge mid eighties, he is irrelevant. No one wants 941 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:19,160 Speaker 2: this property. Her family owns the property, the rights, so 942 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,279 Speaker 2: she keeps more or less bankrupting TSR to try and 943 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 2: push buck Rogers stuff. They make game after game that 944 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:32,040 Speaker 2: won't sell. Everyone in I know, I know, and her 945 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,000 Speaker 2: priorities are her family's bullshit. 946 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,040 Speaker 3: This is actually nepotism sounding. I'm sorry, you know, my 947 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,319 Speaker 3: family's assets. Most That's what it is, and I think 948 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,520 Speaker 3: everyone who's like working on it hates it. At one point, 949 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,520 Speaker 3: the salesperson at a big trade show is like up 950 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,600 Speaker 3: there like pitching the new buck Rogers RPG after like 951 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,160 Speaker 3: the last one doesn't sell, and he says, We'll keep 952 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,200 Speaker 3: making it until you buy it. It's a classic way 953 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,880 Speaker 3: to appeal to your audience, you know what they say, Uh, 954 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,520 Speaker 3: Supply and demand is just forcing supply on people as 955 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,920 Speaker 3: much as humanly possible until they accept it. 956 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,960 Speaker 2: So one thing that they did that was going really 957 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,600 Speaker 2: well is they started working with DC Comics, and they 958 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,760 Speaker 2: started selling their properties to DC Comics, and you started 959 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,319 Speaker 2: getting these ad and d fucking comic books that were 960 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 2: like mid list but like successful and profitable. They were 961 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,600 Speaker 2: compared with Aquaman and Wonder Woman at terms of how 962 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,840 Speaker 2: popular they were, which is funny to me because now 963 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,640 Speaker 2: Wonder Woman's a big fucking deal, right, I mean, Wonder 964 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,160 Speaker 2: Woman was a big deal then as well, seventies eighties 965 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,200 Speaker 2: so apparently less so. Apparently they were all around the 966 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,880 Speaker 2: like in the top one hundred best selling comics, but 967 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,080 Speaker 2: kind of just hanging out around near one hundred, which 968 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,399 Speaker 2: was fine. It was profitable. DC Comics made some money. 969 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,800 Speaker 2: TSR made some money, and they did a bunch of comics. 970 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:06,480 Speaker 2: But Lorraine was like, what about buck Rogers. Don't you 971 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,880 Speaker 2: all want to do Buck Rogers? And they were like, no, 972 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,759 Speaker 2: that's some corny old shit. We do not care at 973 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,880 Speaker 2: all about Buck Rogers. She really tried. 974 00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,560 Speaker 3: It was a Buck Rogers TV show from uh nineteen 975 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,600 Speaker 3: seventy nine through ninety ninety one. Oh that's a time, 976 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,480 Speaker 3: wrote little Buck Rogers histories in the twenty fifth century. 977 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, better than I thought. But DC Comics wouldn't fucking 978 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,160 Speaker 2: touch it. And so instead of doing something that would 979 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:42,719 Speaker 2: be intelligent, like saying, oh, well we tried, Lorraine ran 980 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,160 Speaker 2: the company like her personal fiefdom, as had the previous owners. People. 981 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,400 Speaker 2: People don't really get that we don't live in a 982 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,560 Speaker 2: democracy because the primary economic model is authoritarian, hierarchical corporate structures. 983 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,840 Speaker 2: But she decided to compete with DC Comics. That's what 984 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,680 Speaker 2: she would do in order to get buck Rogers comics out. 985 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,400 Speaker 2: So she decided to compete with the people who published 986 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,279 Speaker 2: a ton of their comics and had rights to all 987 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,880 Speaker 2: their most popular properties. But you said that they were 988 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,520 Speaker 2: working with TC Comics. I know it wasn't very smart. Yeah, 989 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,879 Speaker 2: So in nineteen eighty nine, TSR went back to where 990 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,680 Speaker 2: It's dream goes to die, Los Angeles, this time to 991 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,239 Speaker 2: make buck Rogers comics under the name TSR. West. Lorraine's 992 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:38,200 Speaker 2: brother was running it. Naturally nice, DC, for completely predictable reasons, 993 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,360 Speaker 2: got mad about this. So TSR. West was like, oh, no, 994 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:48,279 Speaker 2: we are not making comic books. Their comic modules, and 995 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,680 Speaker 2: a module is basically an adventure in D and D 996 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,800 Speaker 2: talk like at ice self contained thing. And so what 997 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,239 Speaker 2: they did in order to make them legally distinct from 998 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:01,880 Speaker 2: comic books was throwing tiny amounts of RPG content at 999 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,560 Speaker 2: the end of any given comic book. And they didn't 1000 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,080 Speaker 2: just do buck Rogers, but they did all they didn't 1001 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,399 Speaker 2: do any of their frontless shit is all their backless shit, 1002 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,120 Speaker 2: because all their frontless shits with DC. But now they're 1003 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,040 Speaker 2: not comic books. They're not sold by a comic book distributor. 1004 00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,319 Speaker 2: They're distributed I think by Random House, and so they're 1005 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,960 Speaker 2: in the book section of the store and they're not 1006 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,160 Speaker 2: in comic book stores. They're comic books. No one fucking 1007 00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,440 Speaker 2: buys them because they're in the wrong. They're not. It's 1008 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:37,960 Speaker 2: just a mess. It's a nightmare. And DC was like, yeah, 1009 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,239 Speaker 2: we're gonna stop publishing y'all's shit. You're right, we can't 1010 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,960 Speaker 2: sue you because you call them comic modules. We can 1011 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,600 Speaker 2: just drop all your shit and you can't publish it 1012 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:52,480 Speaker 2: because we have all the rights. So they did. So, Yeah, 1013 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,680 Speaker 2: Lorrain saved the company from being run into the ground 1014 00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,880 Speaker 2: by Guygax and co. And then ran it into the 1015 00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:01,640 Speaker 2: ground herself because of the book rogers. Yes, yeah, yeah, 1016 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,520 Speaker 2: And there's like some other shit, and they like keep 1017 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,400 Speaker 2: trying to go become basically like a book publisher, and 1018 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,560 Speaker 2: they drive away all their like most fiction publisher because 1019 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,600 Speaker 2: for a while fiction is just covering the cost of 1020 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:21,720 Speaker 2: everything else, and they're just just wildly incompetent at running 1021 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,600 Speaker 2: this thing, and they drive away all the creatives and 1022 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:28,040 Speaker 2: they just treat everyone like shit. So eventually it was 1023 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,760 Speaker 2: bought by the makers of Magic the Gathering, a company 1024 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:35,080 Speaker 2: called Wizards of the Coast in nineteen ninety seven. Wizards 1025 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,160 Speaker 2: of the Coast. I'm not trying to like sing their praises, 1026 00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,520 Speaker 2: but they revitalized Dungeons and Dragons. They put out additions 1027 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:45,120 Speaker 2: where the rules actually were consistent in the and they book, 1028 00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:50,680 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and they they made it the wildly successful 1029 00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,440 Speaker 2: game it is now. They are still full of fuckery, 1030 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,680 Speaker 2: But this isn't a show about fuckery. It's a show 1031 00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,320 Speaker 2: about cool people did cool stuff. And an incredible amount 1032 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,319 Speaker 2: of work has been done across the field, especially by 1033 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,640 Speaker 2: this upstart publisher, pays O Games that I'm not really 1034 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,200 Speaker 2: talking about anywhere in here, but they publish a game 1035 00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:13,640 Speaker 2: called Pathfinder that's a split from Dungeons and Dragons. An 1036 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,920 Speaker 2: incredible amount of work has been done to make tabletop 1037 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,279 Speaker 2: role playing games more accessible to a wider audience, not 1038 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,800 Speaker 2: by dumbing down the games or making them less interesting, 1039 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,120 Speaker 2: just going through systematically and rooting out the misogyny and 1040 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,359 Speaker 2: racism that have been baked into them. And a couple 1041 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,080 Speaker 2: of years ago, I had the pleasure to write a 1042 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,400 Speaker 2: canon Magic the Gathering story in which I got to 1043 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,600 Speaker 2: make one of the characters canonically gay and another I 1044 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,160 Speaker 2: added a trans character to the lore of Magic the 1045 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,239 Speaker 2: Gathering because and that was her. Wizards of the Coast. 1046 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,560 Speaker 2: Giant evil companies run the world, but the weird thing 1047 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,040 Speaker 2: that you run across all the time, especially these days, 1048 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,799 Speaker 2: is that evil companies are worked for and at by 1049 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,480 Speaker 2: people like you and I, not us. We don't work 1050 00:56:58,520 --> 00:56:59,880 Speaker 2: for a giant evil company obviously. 1051 00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:02,680 Speaker 3: No, that's so good. I love them. 1052 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, And many of the people who work at these 1053 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,799 Speaker 2: companies fucking hate capitalism and racism and misogyny and all 1054 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,480 Speaker 2: that shit and try to do what they can to 1055 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,560 Speaker 2: alleviate the worst of the evils they run across. And 1056 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,200 Speaker 2: so the people in the role playing game industry, and 1057 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,919 Speaker 2: there's like all these fights about it where these people 1058 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,640 Speaker 2: are like, no, Gygax did nothing wrong, and women are weaker, 1059 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,480 Speaker 2: and you know, probably running around measuring the skulls of 1060 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:35,040 Speaker 2: different ethnicities. But by and large, it is it's changing. 1061 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,000 Speaker 2: And I didn't even get into it how much this 1062 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:43,120 Speaker 2: shit changed everything else about how everything just how much 1063 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 2: D and D in role playing suffuse through culture, video games, 1064 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,080 Speaker 2: everything and like change the way that we see creativity. 1065 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,520 Speaker 2: But that's my story of the history of Dungeons and Dragons. 1066 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,600 Speaker 2: The end of the story. 1067 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,080 Speaker 3: Think what we've learned here, m hmm is that women 1068 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,560 Speaker 3: do not have charisma. 1069 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:13,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, that is Ed's takeaway, just takeaway is that I would. 1070 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,320 Speaker 3: Say exactly the kind of guy who I thought did 1071 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,680 Speaker 3: invented dungeons and dragons. Oh yeah, had you asked me 1072 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,640 Speaker 3: to come up with who did it would come up? Yeah, 1073 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,400 Speaker 3: I would have come up with some Hitchhiker's guide the 1074 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,920 Speaker 3: galaxy sounding ass guy. Yeah, assume he had weird proclivities 1075 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,680 Speaker 3: of some sort, and then assumed that he got into 1076 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,960 Speaker 3: weird labor disputes. They're kind of close story. 1077 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,080 Speaker 2: Yeah no. And then when you think about the people 1078 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,480 Speaker 2: who make it. I mean, he obviously ran the first 1079 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,320 Speaker 2: dandie game, right, but the people that they ended up hiring, 1080 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,440 Speaker 2: you get all of these people who like it's kind 1081 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,400 Speaker 2: of like a nonprofit job where people work at nonprofit 1082 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,200 Speaker 2: jobs because they care and then they get treated by 1083 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,480 Speaker 2: shit like shit by the nonprofit. Yeah, you know, and 1084 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,520 Speaker 2: the people who run the nonprofit of horrifying Yeah. TSR 1085 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:07,160 Speaker 2: was people's dream because it was the fucking magic factory, 1086 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:13,360 Speaker 2: you know, and they took advantage of that, and sometimes consciously, 1087 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:18,560 Speaker 2: sometimes unconsciously, and that sucks. But people made incredible stuff, 1088 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:26,160 Speaker 2: much like you make an incredible podcast called Better Offline 1089 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,160 Speaker 2: that people can listen to. 1090 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,400 Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I meant to plug stuff, So yeah, Better 1091 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,640 Speaker 3: offline dot com. You can FuMB a newsletter. Please subscribe 1092 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,800 Speaker 3: to my newsletter. It's very lonely, please read it. Please 1093 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,680 Speaker 3: listen to my podcast. Download every episode. Go to Better 1094 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,200 Speaker 3: offline dot com click the link. Go to your podcast thing. 1095 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,080 Speaker 3: Click every single download button. Listen to every episode in fact, 1096 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,240 Speaker 3: go and do that. 1097 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,240 Speaker 2: Then do it again. 1098 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,320 Speaker 3: Leave it on all day. 1099 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,240 Speaker 2: H don't work. 1100 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:56,200 Speaker 3: Listen to podcasts now money now, please. 1101 00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:00,280 Speaker 2: Get more the sales pitch and then oh, oh my god, 1102 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,720 Speaker 2: I didn't even get into there's all this stuff baked 1103 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,360 Speaker 2: into the problem of running role playing games where once 1104 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 2: you buy the game, you don't need anything else, and 1105 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,400 Speaker 2: so that they like run out of like when I'm like, oh, 1106 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,360 Speaker 2: they fucked it up with comics. It's also like market saturation, 1107 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,760 Speaker 2: right because like people whatever. 1108 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,760 Speaker 3: I imaginations are so dangerous. 1109 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,520 Speaker 2: I know. Well, and that's the thing is, it's like 1110 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,000 Speaker 2: people are trying to figure out how to make this 1111 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,080 Speaker 2: game work within this economic system, and like everything else 1112 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,720 Speaker 2: we do, it struggles against the economic system we live in. 1113 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:39,160 Speaker 2: But you know, that's the episode. I also have a 1114 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,880 Speaker 2: newsletter you should subscribe to both. 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