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Speaker 1: So imagine you're single. Okay, Brook, don't smile like that.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, imagine.

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Speaker 1: Your single and you've been looking to meet someone for

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Speaker 1: a while. When your best friend comes to you and

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Speaker 1: says they just found your perfect match. If it's your best.

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Speaker 4: Friend, I believe him.

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Speaker 2: No, Jeff, I just think this. No, I can't imagine it.

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Speaker 1: Just disbelief. They found your perfect match. They work with them,

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Speaker 1: and for weeks they're talking this person up to you, saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: he is a catch, you have to meet him, and

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Speaker 1: then you finally get that big phone call. Thirty seconds

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Speaker 1: scene you're wondering, why did I pick up the phone?

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Speaker 1: This was a terrible mistake, and that's exactly what we

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Speaker 1: wanted to have happened during your brand new phone tap.

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Speaker 2: That's right now.

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Speaker 4: Another hello, well, Elloh is this Emily?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Emily.

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Speaker 4: Well hello my lady. Oh this is Eddie. Some people

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Speaker 4: call me steady Eddie. Your friends Hannah told me to

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Speaker 4: give you a little ring a ding ding. That's what

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Speaker 4: I did on my phone when I was dialing. I

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Speaker 4: was like ring ding ding.

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Speaker 5: I was like singing, Oh okay, so Eddie, Yes, Hannah

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Speaker 5: has mentioned you to me a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Dam gross. Sorry, I sneeze on my phone.

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Speaker 2: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Usually I have a handkerchief on me, but all

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Speaker 4: of them are in the washer right now, like ten

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Speaker 4: of them. I have all different colors too.

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Speaker 2: You know, I thought it'd be really honest, like Hannah

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Speaker 2: has really built you up to me, great things to

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Speaker 2: say about you. But like, for some reason for me

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Speaker 2: right now, Like I'm really not trying to be rude,

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Speaker 2: but it is just not translating here with my sneeze.

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Speaker 4: Because that's nature. I couldn't help that, right And Plus,

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Speaker 4: I think we've only been talking for approximately forty three

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Speaker 4: seconds forty four now, I mean forty five.

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Speaker 2: Weird it out? Is there anyway could like change its subject?

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Speaker 4: You know what? I agree? Yeah, let's get to talk

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Speaker 4: in tuts. I think we've gone off to the wrong

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Speaker 4: foot or the wrong nodes.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm not. Yeah, you said, all right.

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Speaker 4: Let's get to know each other. First thing First, my

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Speaker 4: parents got divorced about a decade ago, and I think

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Speaker 4: about it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Trauma out for me right now, Okay, I'm not willing

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Speaker 2: to do that.

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Speaker 4: It's just something I'm dealing with and that you mean

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Speaker 4: appreciate honesty. You know, maybe I'll rail it on back

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Speaker 4: a little like I'm fishing, railing the line back. Nothing on,

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Speaker 4: nothing on the hook.

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Speaker 2: For me either. I really don't know if I can

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Speaker 2: talk much longer. I have something going on today. I

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Speaker 2: gotta get to Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm super busy too. I am totally was not

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Speaker 4: looking forward to this call a week.

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Speaker 2: It was talking to you.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about our date.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about what our date.

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Speaker 4: I want to take you out to eat. There's some

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Speaker 4: really great restaurants I hear in the city. I can

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Speaker 4: go anywhere. I love all food. Watch that for I

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Speaker 4: can't eat greenk or Italian or American. I can't eat those.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I throw up spontaneously on myself.

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Speaker 2: Right, So you're allergic to everything.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not allergic to love. Have you ever been

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Speaker 4: in love before?

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Speaker 2: I guess?

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Speaker 4: Oh, well, don't worry, am, You'll find love. I was

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Speaker 4: in love once, but she left me for a guy

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Speaker 4: who drives a tour bus. Oh boy, yeah, not even no,

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Speaker 4: not even the guy that talks on the tours. He

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Speaker 4: just did the driving.

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Speaker 2: Listen, it's been talking to you all.

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Speaker 4: Wait, hold on before you hang up. Do you like pets?

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Speaker 4: What that's a hand effect? She said, you like animals?

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Speaker 4: You have a dog, right.

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Speaker 2: Hannah told you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I asked, because I had a dog who

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Speaker 4: had syphil as one.

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: You recovered. But it was a long time till he

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Speaker 4: got horny again. He just stopped dry humping my leg,

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Speaker 4: and I wasn't really carried.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say that, is he the more disturbing than

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Speaker 2: anything else. I thought it was gonna come out of

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Speaker 2: your mouth, so really gotta go down.

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Speaker 4: Well, I have one more disturbing thing to come out

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Speaker 4: of my mouth that you got. Prank Tut's jokes on you,

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Speaker 4: Philly Goose.

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about? I can barely

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Speaker 2: understand you.

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Speaker 4: I'm tagging, Oh you can't understand me. My name's from

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Speaker 4: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're doing a

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Speaker 4: prank phone call on you. Hannah set you up? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: your friend, Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, was like my worst night folding right

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Speaker 2: in front of me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not your nightmare. I'm your dream come true. My lady, Oh,

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Speaker 4: real quick, before I hang up, do you retain a

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Speaker 4: lot of water during that time? Of the month because

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Speaker 4: I've been, I've been. My jeans are just not fitting well.

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Speaker 2: But can I hang up now?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Salutations wake up every morning weisy Tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning