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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember email the show

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Speaker 1: on air at the Jewelshow dot com if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. And if you do,

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Speaker 1: you're safe to say whatever you want because nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. Everybody remains anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. And that's why the person

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Speaker 1: on the phone, we don't know their real name, but

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Speaker 1: they're gonna tell us a dirty little secret. Hello, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Okay? So, first of all, my

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Speaker 1: wife can never know about this. However, I'm taking this

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Speaker 1: to the great Okay, yeah, is well, um, well, let's

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Speaker 1: get into it here. So this was maybe two Christmases ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: I was at her family's place, her parents place, and

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Speaker 1: I was just, you know, getting really drunk with her

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Speaker 1: with her brother, my brother in law, down in the

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Speaker 1: living room. Okay, you guys made out. No, Hey, we've

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Speaker 1: all been there. That's okay. So, um, you know, first

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Speaker 1: of all, you know we're drinking in the living room

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Speaker 1: and you know, you know, I'm having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go upstairs to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: We're staying in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Um, so

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Speaker 1: let me, you know, go back to a step here

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Speaker 1: and just say that my wife and her mother are

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Speaker 1: very similar looking. Oh, I think I know where this

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Speaker 1: is going. So you know, same build, uh, same hair color,

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Speaker 1: same you know you know. So, Um, I'm going upstairs

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Speaker 1: the end of the night. You know, I'm I'm feeling

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Speaker 1: pretty tipsy, but I'm you know, I'm also you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the mood, you know. So I go to

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Speaker 1: the bedroom, Um that I believe my wife is in here. Um,

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Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I'm ready to go, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I think, I think,

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Speaker 1: I think I do. So I climb into bed and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, snuggle up. And about two seconds into that snuggle,

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Speaker 1: I realized that I am not in bed with my wife.

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Speaker 1: And how did you realize that? Yeah? Um, well she

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Speaker 1: turned and said something and I'm like, uh, honey, must

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Speaker 1: have been the most awkward time in your entire life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I threw my clothes back on. Did you tell I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you told your wife? Oh no, not at all.

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Speaker 1: Me and her mom were just like this never happened,

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Speaker 1: never speak of this. Oh wait, where did you say

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Speaker 1: your wife was sleeping. Yeah, she's sleeping in the other bedroom.

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Speaker 1: I went into the wrong door because you were hammered.

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Speaker 1: Why could you not tell your wife though, Like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it was an accident. I don't know. I would essentially

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Speaker 1: down to my birthday suit at this point, so, you know,

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Speaker 1: with her mom. So I just feel like I so

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Speaker 1: I just put into the wrong door, and I just

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Speaker 1: wouldn't late in that freaking bed with your mom. How

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Speaker 1: funny is that leave that birthday sit out naked part out? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but no, everyone would find that funny because if you're naked.

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Speaker 1: I just said, I don't know if I could leave

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Speaker 1: that part out though, Like you'd have to tell that

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Speaker 1: part why you never know? Maybe she's like, well, I

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Speaker 1: mean they look like maybe she thought I was going

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Speaker 1: for it. I don't know, so I don't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying anything ever, So you guys just made an agreement

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Speaker 1: not to talk about it. She's probably grossed out too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh for sure turned on and she's like I can't. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So every Christmas now that we go back to that house,

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Speaker 1: I make sure to take it easy on the drinks

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Speaker 1: and know exactly where my wife is. Yeah, maybe turn

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Speaker 1: her location on or something. Thanks did you will show

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Speaker 1: on demand