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Speaker 1: Time for Steve's favorite segment. It's called Ask the Colo. Now, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you ready? Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Stay? Ready?

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Speaker 3: All?

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Speaker 1: Right, here we go. This one is from Tab in DC.

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Speaker 1: Tab says, I'm forty nine and I'm dating a man

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Speaker 1: that's seventy four. Okay, he looks like he's my age,

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Speaker 1: and he's very athletic and energetic. We have a big

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Speaker 1: problem in the bedroom, and it's not what you think.

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Speaker 1: His problem is that he doesn't know when to stop.

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Speaker 1: The sex can go on for an hour and I

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Speaker 1: have to work, run errands and do other stuff, so

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Speaker 1: he needs to wrap it up sooner. He admitted that

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Speaker 1: he's on medication and a side effect is increased sexual desire.

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Speaker 1: He's called me a lightweight and said I'll have to

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Speaker 1: find someone else that is up to the challenge.

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Speaker 2: I hate it when he says stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he's just joking.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's go over a couple of minutes for that all.

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Speaker 3: First of all, the seventy four and last too long.

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Speaker 3: In medication, he's lost feeling in certain areas, so.

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Speaker 2: The lasting longer is don't worry.

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Speaker 3: He done lost a lot of fear, he knows, so

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Speaker 3: don't worry about that, that, all that hours and all that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know, you know you need to pick gonna pay

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Speaker 3: you a lightweight. I need to get somebody else. And

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Speaker 3: the other thing you said was you forty nine and

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Speaker 3: he's seventy four and he look your age.

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Speaker 1: Now hold up, you're not going for he's athletic and energetic.

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Speaker 2: She says, he's seventy four and he look your age.

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Speaker 3: Ah, what he's seventy four and you look his age.

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Speaker 2: I think about that. See, I'm just say that. Well

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Speaker 2: I looks at all of it.

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Speaker 3: When you asked me something, Well, here problems because he

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Speaker 3: might not be all that athletic and energetic. Just your

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Speaker 3: ass is older than forty nine physically, and maybe that's

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Speaker 3: what the problem is. Maybe you thinking he more than

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Speaker 3: he really is because you ain't what you saying you are.

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Speaker 3: Let the church say, man, let's me. Sometimes the answer

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Speaker 3: is in your own damn question.

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Speaker 2: I believe her.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she ain't athletics. She ought to get athletics, she

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Speaker 3: would be more like forty nine. Most forty nine. Your

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Speaker 3: women still got it, so she ain't. Well, well he's

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Speaker 3: seventy four.

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Speaker 2: Well you got medication that increases his that's viagra. That's

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Speaker 2: what that is. What else is it increases your six?

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Speaker 2: What else? What are it taking?

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Speaker 3: Once again, if you have something else, sir, please write

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Speaker 3: in this show.

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Speaker 1: This became another saying.

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Speaker 2: Man because yesterday some dude took a shot. Yeah, a

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Speaker 2: strawberry letter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a shot, and he wasn't going through that pain

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Speaker 3: no more.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: This one's from We're moving on. This one's from Delisa

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Speaker 1: in Chicago. She says, I'm a single female in my

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Speaker 1: late twenties and I'm a bartender. I met a new

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Speaker 1: guy in the bar. He was hand and friendly and

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Speaker 1: always tipped well. He asked me on a date and

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Speaker 1: we really hit it off. He lives in an upscale

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Speaker 1: building with a doorman, and he drives a very nice car.

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Speaker 1: I asked him where he works, and he says he's

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Speaker 1: a kept man and his sugar mama lives in the suburbs.

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Speaker 1: She's unhappily married and very rich. He said he sees

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Speaker 1: her only twice a month and gets paid well. He

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Speaker 1: asked me if I had a problem with it, and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to have an open mind, is this a

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Speaker 1: deal breaker? Well?

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Speaker 3: He not finn to be yours. You know, you can

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Speaker 3: date him if you want to. You and your late twin,

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Speaker 3: you can date him if you want to. He told

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Speaker 3: you he's a kept man. He not finna be yours,

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Speaker 3: and he not finn to be unkept. So now he's

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Speaker 3: not gonna get him. Let me explain some t when

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Speaker 3: a man open up and tell you that it's for

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Speaker 3: one reason and one reason only, to see if you're

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Speaker 3: willing to go along with me. He ain't got nothing

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Speaker 3: invested in you, He ain't in love with you.

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Speaker 2: Now. He just want to see if you want to

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Speaker 2: go along with it.

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Speaker 3: You part of the other part of the game. I

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Speaker 3: can have a woman that be a kept man, and

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Speaker 3: I can and I can get with this little young

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Speaker 3: fine thing. And you're finna be the young fine thing.

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Speaker 3: And if you go along with it, that's it. Is

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Speaker 3: it a deal breaker? Do you want to share your man?

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Speaker 3: He ain't your man anyway, But do you want to

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Speaker 3: share him with somebody else? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not finna get a husband out of this here,

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Speaker 2: jig jiggerlows, All right, get lonely too.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. You're gonna love this name.

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Speaker 2: Steve bertel Burtail Bertel.

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Speaker 1: In Bertel says, I'm a married man, and I've been

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Speaker 1: having sex with my pastor's wife for about three weeks

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Speaker 1: a date before either of us got married. You've got

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Speaker 1: the best skills of any woman I've ever been with.

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Speaker 1: I made up all kinds of lies about the pastors

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Speaker 1: so my wife wouldn't want to join the church, but

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Speaker 1: she did anyway, and she dragged me to the church

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Speaker 1: with her. I knew it would only be a matter

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Speaker 1: of time before the first lady got under my skin

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Speaker 1: because we can't resist each other. I lovely wife, but

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Speaker 1: the pastor's wife and I have so much chemistry. How

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Speaker 1: can I get her out of my system?

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Speaker 2: You can't, No, you can't. You gotta stop seeing her,

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Speaker 2: But you can't. What see you see?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: See? His question is, ladies, listen to the question, how

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Speaker 2: can I get her out of my system?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Huh?

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Speaker 2: He ain't asked you nothing about know how could I

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Speaker 2: stop seeing her? Because the answer is simple, don't go

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Speaker 2: over there no more? Yeah. See Now he trying to

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Speaker 2: make it like it's more complicated than that. It's not, dog,

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Speaker 2: it's not well, you quit.

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Speaker 1: You like? What what is he gonna tell his wife

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Speaker 1: about the church. Tell his wife church about why they're

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Speaker 1: leaving the church. Yeah, no, his wife gonna find out. No,

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Speaker 1: he gotta quit going over to see her. His wife

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Speaker 1: gonna find out. Let me tell you something about you.

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Speaker 2: You need to go to hell.

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Speaker 3: If you are screwing another woman and that woman comes around,

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Speaker 3: your wife gonna know it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you keep keep putting it in the face

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Speaker 2: if you want to partner.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, cello.

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Speaker 2: Mister Steve Martin Martin show Man.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather on a cold winter day enjoy a

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Speaker 1: bowl of hot chili or a bowl of gumbo?

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Speaker 2: Junior?

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Speaker 3: Better eat that hot chili as soon as it gets

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Speaker 3: cold for in the hospital chili chili or something.

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Speaker 2: I want the gumbo to gumbo hot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why your ass steal any cold climbs? You need

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Speaker 3: to take your told you.

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Speaker 1: This is not about sickle cell.

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Speaker 2: It is if it get cold enough. This is how

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 3: Right here, I've learned more about sickle cell men than

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Speaker 3: I have never known in my life, hanging with my

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Speaker 3: little home at Junior. Right now, though you got the

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Speaker 3: best phone call, still, don't nobody call better than you do? Dog?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hey all right now? No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: This is how it go. Hey, Junior, what's having it?

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Speaker 3: You're doing.

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Speaker 2: You're doing it well?

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Speaker 3: Him a hold up, dog hanging that dog clicking Because

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be the one on the phone

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Speaker 3: that he last talked to. Because all in the criminal investigation,

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Speaker 3: you know, they looking at his phone.

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Speaker 2: No see they looking at.

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Speaker 3: His phone log and they looking at her the last

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Speaker 3: phone call. Now I'm down to the police station. What

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Speaker 3: did He's safe?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: Now you crazy? Twenty eight hours when they find the

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Speaker 3: phone one day, always want to talk to the last

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Speaker 3: person that talked to him.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that on forty.

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Speaker 1: Eight hours Murder investigator.

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Speaker 2: But if you had a crisis, I'm not finna be

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Speaker 2: the last one. Morning Steve Harby Morning Show coming up

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Speaker 2: right after that.