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Speaker 1: And it's time for a round of would you rather on

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Speaker 1: Steam's birthday? Would you rather get a five hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars watch for your birthday? Or would you rather get

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Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars in cash, half a milk watch

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Speaker 1: or half a million.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the cash, oh and not the.

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Speaker 1: Watch and you can buy your own woe watch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have a birthday party at Chuck e

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Speaker 1: Cheese or would you rather have a birthday party at

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Speaker 1: Magic City? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Come on, boy? Would you want it that? I'm had to.

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Speaker 2: I'm had to have that birthday proud down the Chucky

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Speaker 2: Cheese because I see I can't be seen going in coming.

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Speaker 1: Out all these camera phones.

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Speaker 2: Making it rain. All this here, trying to sit women down,

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Speaker 2: council them, you know all this huh.

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Speaker 1: And motivate them a motivational speeches.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather flaunch your birthday suit or a custom

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Speaker 1: suit on your birthday? Which one?

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Speaker 2: Custom? Custom? Come on? Custom suit? I'm talking. I got

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Speaker 2: a new one made man and really strong, man strong.

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Speaker 2: It's leather, but it's burnished leather, like distressed leather. Now

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Speaker 2: I have three piece suit made out of distressed leather.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, sixty eight's gonna be great,

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Speaker 1: all right. Would you rather take a four hour road

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Speaker 1: trip in an r V or five first class on

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Speaker 1: a plane? Which one?

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Speaker 2: I'm gona take a four hour road trip in the

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Speaker 2: r V? Yeh, I just bought me to the r V.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, y'all they know that. I ain't tell.

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Speaker 1: Y'all, no you do.

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Speaker 2: I got birthday yeah, all right, we got it last year.

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Speaker 2: I just ain't never used it. Oh okay, I had

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Speaker 2: Mark Marjorie ticket to Memphis one time. She used it first,

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Speaker 2: but it popped asides pop out, So I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: use it for But I put a real total toilet

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Speaker 2: in it that flushed for real, not like no, I

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Speaker 2: had to rebuild. I didn't. I don't like the little

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Speaker 2: trailer toilets where you step on the foot pedal and

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Speaker 2: then hope it go down. No, wow, wow marble, real

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Speaker 2: nice man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well then RV. What's wrong?

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Speaker 2: He got a new Polarison?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the last one.

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Speaker 2: I showed us, and then I went and got r

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Speaker 2: V in it. Didn't mention if that's all it was.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather buy a book of poetry by Junior?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather buy buy tickets to a musical?

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Speaker 1: Hate musicals.

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Speaker 2: I go to the musical, Go to the music singing Ohklahoma,

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Speaker 2: have seen it? Have seen oh Anny swinging in the swing?

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Speaker 1: Go any coming up next? Our last break of the

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Speaker 1: day and some closing remarks from the birthday boy, the

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Speaker 1: One and Only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.