Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four r Trendsys. That's something right, are trendsy?
Speaker 1: My name is Jack, that is Miles. These are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this lovely July seventeenth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Happy Wednesday. Happy hump day to you, Miles,
Speaker 1: Happy hump day to YouTube. To end to you and
Speaker 1: with your spirit, sir, let's see. Let's check in with
Speaker 1: RNC real quick, because it's just I mean, there's no
Speaker 1: nothing surprising in terms of the messaging that there was
Speaker 1: at first some talk of a unifying unity message after
Speaker 1: you know, things were taken to a boiling point by
Speaker 1: the assassination attempt. And did you see did you see
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green's speech?
Speaker 2: I saw, I saw a summation of it. I didn't.
Speaker 3: That's a fair watch moving video of her talking anymore.
Speaker 3: But yeah, she had some interesting things to say.
Speaker 1: Sure, she also just kept doing this thing where she
Speaker 1: would like smile and go after each sentence. It was
Speaker 1: really it was weird.
Speaker 2: Just like a goofy, just like nailed nailed reading that sentence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think she was just trying to go
Speaker 1: with the niceness angle, but it doesn't seem like they're
Speaker 1: not they're not getting nicer at the at the RN
Speaker 1: the Republican.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, doing what they do it's the same.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like the reports of like Night two
Speaker 3: was just like it's just hardcore cult vibe around shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Rudy got nice with it, uh with Uh.
Speaker 1: He tried to ate ship.
Speaker 3: Tried to break it looked like he was walking and
Speaker 3: then it looked like he was like, oh, there's something
Speaker 3: on this chair. Like it looked like he bent down
Speaker 3: to get something on a chair and then fully just laid.
Speaker 1: Out ah ship and then couldn't get back up.
Speaker 3: That's so sad when you see something like an adult
Speaker 3: who like can't kind of get.
Speaker 2: Up on their own. You know, like like I'm kind of.
Speaker 3: Like watching my baby when he's like just building his course.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, yeah, this upright. You're like, here's a
Speaker 3: hand for you.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Watching my kids try to do sit ups is hilarious
Speaker 1: every day. Makes makes me laugh. Hand to laugh, do
Speaker 1: use your hands?
Speaker 2: None. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's also the clip, of course, of the guy giving
Speaker 1: a speech about how we're doomed if Trump doesn't win.
Speaker 1: I think he's specifically Justice from Justice says that we're
Speaker 1: what what what's the wording that he uses.
Speaker 2: We're gonna we need to go unhinged if he loses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, things, things in America will become unhinged if Donald
Speaker 1: Trump doesn't win the election and then cut wide too.
Speaker 1: For some reason. There is a very uh, that's just
Speaker 1: his dog that he yeah, he brings around with them.
Speaker 1: It's called baby dog. Is the name of that.
Speaker 3: Very cute sitting Yeah, it's his dog called baby Dog.
Speaker 1: Sitting up in a leather lounge chair next to him,
Speaker 1: just with a with a big old smile on.
Speaker 3: A such idiocracy shit when like this guy is basically
Speaker 3: saying like we need to go full blown, like we
Speaker 3: need to go sicko mode like Travis Scott if fucking
Speaker 3: Trump doesn't win, and then just a nice reveal of
Speaker 3: a bulldog panting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now look at this cute dog.
Speaker 2: Now watch this drive exactly. It's totally like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He also I think he I remember I feel we
Speaker 3: talked about it one time when he was showing the
Speaker 3: dog's asshole to people like at the state legislature.
Speaker 1: I would say, Miles, that seems like the sort of
Speaker 1: thing I would remember, but I have forgotten weirder shit
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 3: Of course, he was giving his State of the State
Speaker 3: address and he just like held up the dog like
Speaker 3: asshole out just to be like.
Speaker 2: And this is where we're headed, like very fiery.
Speaker 1: Prop intentionally like look at my yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Then kissed this dog's asshole.
Speaker 1: Or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, baby dog, good for you. Oh but bulldogs,
Speaker 3: beautiful dogs. It's just hard that end of life. I
Speaker 3: was just saying before we got on, I had a
Speaker 3: friend who had a bulldog, like a pure bred English bulldog,
Speaker 3: and like, you know, they're bread so they're functionally have
Speaker 3: no like proper breathing airways, like to get that face, yeah,
Speaker 3: man naked, Hearing a labored breath from a bulldog is
Speaker 3: a bit of a gut check. As a human, You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: should we be making things like this to inherently have
Speaker 3: such time breathing? Yeah, but it used the dog's asshole
Speaker 3: and it got better.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then there's also the I think one of
Speaker 1: the founders of Grinder is somebody who works at Grinders
Speaker 1: saying that the Republican National convention is like the super
Speaker 1: Bowl for Grinder, and then that's something you always hear,
Speaker 1: but that this has just been an opportunity for a
Speaker 1: lot of people to just be like and here is
Speaker 1: my grinder app like I'm inside the convention center. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the show your shows their phone and it's like
Speaker 1: melting from just did you see?
Speaker 3: I felt like that one dude was showing all the
Speaker 3: like his like matches, like one person was there like
Speaker 3: five dudes named Troy, Yeah, bro, I saw multiple Troys
Speaker 3: and I was like, is that just everyone's name or
Speaker 3: is that everyone's like monic gone Grinder, Moniker of Troy's.
Speaker 2: With an E.
Speaker 1: They were heavily influenced by the Hudah thought.
Speaker 3: It's not projection, folks. The Conservative Amendment is doing the
Speaker 3: other thing though, that is also trending at the R
Speaker 3: and see the ear.
Speaker 1: The hot new look.
Speaker 3: People are now like rocking little white ear bandages to
Speaker 3: mimic their lord and be like, yeah, man, we're this
Speaker 3: is the new thing where put a white piece of
Speaker 3: paper on.
Speaker 2: Your ear and now you are Trump, which is doing
Speaker 2: as much.
Speaker 3: I guess medical good for Trump because well, there's like
Speaker 3: still a lot of speculation, like Was he hit with
Speaker 3: a bullet?
Speaker 2: Was he hit with a glass fragment? Like? What the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: What we I mean, his own son Eric was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like he didn't need stitches for that, which I don't
Speaker 3: know if he knows, kind of gives up the game there,
Speaker 3: because yeah, and I don't know if you need a
Speaker 3: bandage that crazy. I've had the top of my ear
Speaker 3: cut off with like hair clipping scissors before and the
Speaker 3: haircut gone awry and that was nasty work. And I
Speaker 3: was able to get by with like a normal band
Speaker 3: aid on top of it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to put on a weird little envelope.
Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: It does seem like when I first thought this, I
Speaker 1: thought this was like somebody making fun of him the
Speaker 1: white like just putting a white post it note on
Speaker 1: the side of their ear. Yeah, but it just seems
Speaker 1: like we are at that level where they're like, I'm
Speaker 1: you now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no truly.
Speaker 3: I mean once people were wearing diapers, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense, Like
Speaker 3: I knew, I knew they were gone, but like to
Speaker 3: the point where they're like, and I will wear this diaper.
Speaker 3: They say, you wear diapers. I do wear diaper. Donald, Yeah,
Speaker 3: real men wear diapers, and real men have.
Speaker 2: Posted on ear for a thing. Yeah, it wasn't a
Speaker 2: gunshot wound thought.
Speaker 1: So we we it was. It was a scratch, whether
Speaker 1: it be a scratch created by bullet or not. Because
Speaker 1: there's also like there was you know, somebody showed a
Speaker 1: like computer recreation of the path of the bullet and
Speaker 1: like how close we were to you know that his
Speaker 1: head turned at the last second and that's where when
Speaker 1: the three.
Speaker 2: Bullets, Like I made that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I was trying to find I was like, so is
Speaker 1: this this feels like they have a bunch of information
Speaker 1: on that, But then nobody was able to really.
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of diagrams or they're like head
Speaker 3: to the side, that's the trajet, the path had this way,
Speaker 3: that's the path. But like unless this is like coming
Speaker 3: from like actual like forensic investigation, it's just computer graphics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, I'm sure to get your new Eric.
Speaker 1: Trump was like, you know, and I'm gonna say this
Speaker 1: because it makes it seem like my dad is invincible
Speaker 1: and he only he can get shot in the ear
Speaker 1: and doesn't even need band aid. Right, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he was seen golfing the next day with uh
Speaker 1: no bandage on his ear, but it did. It just
Speaker 1: seemed like such a weird look to have the It's.
Speaker 3: Just it's all, look, he's a fucking showman, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, everything gets from the fist pump.
Speaker 2: He knew unless he's like.
Speaker 3: No, an a beend aid on it, bigger, heard bad,
Speaker 3: like babe, you're okay, you don't.
Speaker 2: Need to know what the big one you mean?
Speaker 3: Indeed, yeah, and but no, as Tibbalt from Romeo and
Speaker 3: Juliet puts it, it was but a scratch, scratch, a scratch,
Speaker 3: although his was not a scratch.
Speaker 2: He got shanked pretty bad.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, all right, let's uh take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and
Speaker 1: the Emmy noms are out. Shoguan is leading the nomination
Speaker 1: Shogun with Nogum, which this show is a show with
Speaker 1: twenty five. Damn, I gotta watch that ship. Apparently the
Speaker 1: Bear is next with twenty three, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people are pointing out the Bear. So with twenty three nominations,
Speaker 1: the Bear surpasses. I think thirty Rock had the had
Speaker 1: the record for twenty two nominations in a single year
Speaker 1: for a comedy, and so now The Bear is officially
Speaker 1: the funniest show of all time.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, hey that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm just bent, just bent in half laughing as
Speaker 3: I watched The Bear.
Speaker 1: You're back on. You're still in season two, right, you've kind.
Speaker 2: Of skeetered out to the Christmas episode. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: I've just absorbed so much secondary anxiety from people's like
Speaker 3: familial trauma, like with that Christmas episode that I'm like
Speaker 3: do I And it was like, no, it's good, it's good.
Speaker 1: You got watch, you got watch, you gotta watch. But like, man,
Speaker 1: it is good. I don't think that's the one that
Speaker 1: should stop you. I will say, no, no, it's episode
Speaker 1: I think one of season three was the one that
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time. I'm getting myself going again.
Speaker 3: Right, it's a little weird for me. It's more just
Speaker 3: like it naturally. I think my interest just waned. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I loved the first season and then the second
Speaker 3: season was fine, but it's like I'm not really a completionist.
Speaker 2: I'll fuck it, I'll leave your ass mid season. I
Speaker 2: don't give them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need to know how it is love
Speaker 1: to quit a show. I love to dump the show.
Speaker 1: We're done. You're a tough guy, but yeah, SE's three.
Speaker 1: Episode one. I am a tough guy. Uh, that is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Let me give you a little.
Speaker 1: Episode one is like this like tone poem like where
Speaker 1: it's there's not much dialogue and it's just like showing
Speaker 1: him cooking and like different ideas coming together. And it
Speaker 1: just like reminded me too much of like a like
Speaker 1: one of those videos that would play on a like
Speaker 1: Hotel TV where it's like the height of luxury and
Speaker 1: then it just like shows a chef like doing his thing.
Speaker 1: To you know, it was just like it just felt
Speaker 1: weird to me, Like I don't I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not fully giving up on it, but I'm
Speaker 1: just like it has definitely slowed my going when it
Speaker 1: comes to watching the Bear.
Speaker 3: Well, it's doing great. Cleaning up with the Emmy noms
Speaker 3: also look man with Japanese people fucking were up in
Speaker 3: the nominee got Maya Erskine and Anna so Y the
Speaker 3: Best Actress in a Drama Series and is also nominated
Speaker 3: in the Actor category and interests Elba, Donald Glover ioed
Speaker 3: every Blazians. I'm proud, no specifically, but you know, the
Speaker 3: components are there, the components, the component parts there. Donald
Speaker 3: Drake's mansion just flooded. They're apparently our man on the
Speaker 3: street in Toronto. Jam uh can report that there is
Speaker 3: a major storm in Toronto on Tuesday, with huge amounts
Speaker 3: of rainfall, flooding streets, knocking out power for thousands of people,
Speaker 3: and the most famous casualty of the storm was Drake's mansion.
Speaker 3: Drake posted a video of his home filled with brown water,
Speaker 3: including the caption this better be espresso Martini. When I
Speaker 3: saw that, I'm like, I don't know if you want
Speaker 3: to be walking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's walking around barefoot in this brown water shorts.
Speaker 2: Could it is sewage? It is sewage? Do we know?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, it's not not sewage. When brown,
Speaker 1: that's just clean water.
Speaker 3: That's river water, pure mountain spring water coming out through
Speaker 3: your floors.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't sit on I mean at that.
Speaker 1: Point when all the water is just flowing everywhere, like
Speaker 1: you're a lot of different water sources are being connected, right,
Speaker 1: and I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, when you when I saw that footage. I
Speaker 3: was like, damn, bro, your your house is fucked.
Speaker 1: He's a lot of stressful blowing in. He's carrying a
Speaker 1: broom around.
Speaker 2: I know. I was like, wow, just like real.
Speaker 1: Famous person energy, Like he's like, did I help?
Speaker 2: Oh? I feel bad? You're doing everything?
Speaker 1: Is it okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go to turks and cakes. That's okay.
Speaker 3: This is like really stressing me out, like just like
Speaker 3: everything I'd imagine. I don't know how you like what
Speaker 3: has to get replaced, but man, the embassy, Wow, there
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: Toronto recently proposed taxing houses and businesses for paved surfaces
Speaker 1: that couldn't absorb water. Absorb water as we as we
Speaker 1: mentioned recently in Los Angeles, like you know a thing
Speaker 1: that LA is working on to become more drought and
Speaker 1: rain tolerant, because that's kind of how things were around here,
Speaker 1: is long periods of drought and then big downpours is
Speaker 1: making the city more spongy and yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: just trying to incentivize that. Of course, the right wing,
Speaker 1: including Donald Trump Junior, who's an expert on local Toronto politics,
Speaker 1: commentary of calling it a rain tax. Don't go to
Speaker 1: Toronto because they're going to tax you. When it rains,
Speaker 1: I'm going to attack you rains there to there you go,
Speaker 1: get Shirley Manson on the case. Anyways, the alternative plan
Speaker 1: of not doing anything seems to be going great for
Speaker 1: the millionaires.
Speaker 3: And there was a video game too, someone created a
Speaker 3: Not Like Us video game. There's just a lot of
Speaker 3: like drake El's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also there's also a clip where they're Not
Speaker 1: like Us starts playing like at one of the USA
Speaker 1: basketball games and f is like, g like, can we
Speaker 1: just like It's fine, But there are other songs in.
Speaker 2: Stuff because you're you're with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you know Kendrick that he said ker
Speaker 3: keep their family away.
Speaker 2: Cut dude, it's like I'm golfing with the Obio group.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I didn't know that. But anyways, Lebron said
Speaker 1: that he loves the song, so he's he's still with Kendrick,
Speaker 1: which has to hurt a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look, you idolize Lebron.
Speaker 3: Maybe idolize you know the fact he was he was
Speaker 3: at the pop out and friends.
Speaker 2: You know, we weren't there. But it's okay, okay, it's Okay,
Speaker 2: do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: And finally we do have an update on uh the
Speaker 1: upcoming Olympics and specifically the open mouth swimming events that
Speaker 1: are to take place in the Seine Opyle open mouth freestyle. Uh. So,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people pointing out that the
Speaker 1: sin is a traditionally fairly polluted water source, and the
Speaker 1: mayor was like, oh, you think it's too polluted to
Speaker 1: swim in, that's all right, I'm gonna swim in it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm gonna just oh you really want, you
Speaker 1: really want, you really expect me to swim in it. Shit,
Speaker 1: And so she kept putting it off, putting it out,
Speaker 1: but she finally swam. There is a clip with her
Speaker 1: mouth open in the sin.
Speaker 3: Taking a big old like the exact thing. I was like,
Speaker 3: that's dude, that's that's good. If there are people who
Speaker 3: are testing like there's still unsafe levels of E. Coli
Speaker 3: in it, I would have been like I would have
Speaker 3: been like, all right, I got it, okay, scuba mask
Speaker 3: on I did, motherfuckers, see proved you wrong. But there's
Speaker 3: a funny like there's another photo where she I think
Speaker 3: it's like after the swim, where it's clear. She's like,
Speaker 3: uh shit, Like it's kind of like yeah, her face
Speaker 3: is like yes, it's like I'm in the sand river.
Speaker 3: But hey, what it did prove is that she didn't
Speaker 3: die immediately upon.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like when that person was like, look you
Speaker 1: can huff this leaded gasoline and it doesn't hurt you
Speaker 1: and then like immediately died on the stage. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's what someone did. I don't know if they died
Speaker 1: on the stage, but they did not make it very well.
Speaker 1: It did not go well for them. They're like, look,
Speaker 1: you can wash your hands in the leaded gasoline, and
Speaker 1: like did that and then immediately had all sorts of problems.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the follow up picture of Paris Mayor and
Speaker 1: I'll go, her brain is saying fucking smile to her
Speaker 1: face and her body is going you call it.
Speaker 2: The bird shit smile.
Speaker 3: We used to call it the bird shit smile, Like
Speaker 3: you're smiling as if a bird just shit in your
Speaker 3: mouth and you got to make it work.
Speaker 2: Bras specific a specific way to smile. When you're fifteen,
Speaker 2: you come up with new phrases. It's the bird shit smile.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, giving you the bird shit.
Speaker 1: This is the Parisian shiit smile, where a Parisian just
Speaker 1: shit in your mouth, and then you got trapped into,
Speaker 1: you know, having to pretend you like it.
Speaker 2: You've got mailed mouth, okay.
Speaker 3: Mail, you've got mailed, you've got married.
Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending on this Wednesday, July seventeenth. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to you all done. Bite, Bite,