Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is I've been faking it and got caught.
Speaker 1: Not what you think? Not what you think. We'll get
Speaker 1: into it in just a bit, but right now it
Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What's your guy for us? Now? You've been wearing my clothes?
Speaker 1: You've been wearing my clothes? Really? Yeah, that's it? Come okay, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: trying to uh I'm trying to read uh Wilson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Will. Hey you you you you on the
Speaker 1: cleaner though? Long? Right? Yeah, that's me. How'm I happy?
Speaker 1: How long y'all have been over there? How many? I
Speaker 1: many years y'all have been over there? On? Man, we've
Speaker 1: been here for two minute? My fifteen years? Man, I've
Speaker 1: been a long time. Yeah, I'm a happy. Uh. Now
Speaker 1: you you're the only My name is Donnie. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry my name you did you do you know you've
Speaker 1: always been the owner there? Man? I thought the thing
Speaker 1: was about fifteen years ago. Got all my own equipment, everything,
Speaker 1: we do everything in the house. And you ain't got
Speaker 1: where ab I going? Nowhere? You got your clothes off here,
Speaker 1: I may show we take everything right here in the house. Man. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's listen. Man, you want to call see I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been. I actually been bringing my clothes to you
Speaker 1: for about a year now. My name is Donnie. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember. I know I would be
Speaker 1: coming here. I know your faith though you ain't. You
Speaker 1: probably to know me when you see me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably you probably know. But listen, uh here, when
Speaker 1: I had a problem and I came in, but last
Speaker 1: week sometimes I came in, I think the last thirty
Speaker 1: I came in to get my clothes. I dropped off
Speaker 1: and uh no, no, I had brought some clothes probably
Speaker 1: about three weeks before that. Uh huh. And and when
Speaker 1: I got home three you know, like I said, three weeks.
Speaker 1: When I got on with that with them clothes, I
Speaker 1: realized I was missing a shot. And uh and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I onna wear my shirt
Speaker 1: and I come fast. So now just last week when
Speaker 1: I came back to pick up some clothes, and uh
Speaker 1: and that's what what what you know? I don't want
Speaker 1: to raise you, no, No, having in your in your
Speaker 1: stoe with nothing but what what I looked and I
Speaker 1: looked at you. You was actually putting that took my
Speaker 1: money and gave him, gave him a clothes. But when
Speaker 1: I when I looked closer at you, I realized you
Speaker 1: you you you actually had on my shirt? What you
Speaker 1: had it? I had gone on and count the team
Speaker 1: and I went on out to my car and I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But you was
Speaker 1: actually standing there give me my clothes. But you had
Speaker 1: on my shirt too. Now, you bro, you could have
Speaker 1: got the twenty Yeah you ain't see me in your shirt?
Speaker 1: I mean, or what what? What? What have your clothes?
Speaker 1: You left your clothes up here a long with the
Speaker 1: thirty day? Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on wait wait what what what did
Speaker 1: you saying if if people leave their stuff long and
Speaker 1: thirty day you start waiting it now? Now, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, I ain't won't nobody shirt and I mind,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, You ain't won't know about the
Speaker 1: shirt because listen, let me tell you something. I mean,
Speaker 1: I work every day, I work hard, and I ain't
Speaker 1: buy my own I buy my own shirt I mean,
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta way nobody and shirts. A matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I was just saying because you said that that you
Speaker 1: felt like I held your shirt. I ain't won't know
Speaker 1: about the share, but okay, we got coming there him
Speaker 1: come on, missing is if it's been here thirty day?
Speaker 1: We don't I mean, we we ain't taking nobody clothes.
Speaker 1: But listen, I gotta feel he brought his stuff over
Speaker 1: there too, and he tells me he has some pass
Speaker 1: missing and he coming there. One thing that swell. He
Speaker 1: think you had his playing something? Who is it? He lied?
Speaker 1: Let let me tell holder, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know who you are. Man, I'll
Speaker 1: fit out that close. You got my shirt only his plays.
Speaker 1: So this is ridiculous man, as you as you creating
Speaker 1: your own wardrobe with people's stuff. Look, hold, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Man, I didn't talk you. I don't
Speaker 1: want nobody that share. Don't calm me and something integrated.
Speaker 1: Come ou don't want somebody else shirts. I don't have
Speaker 1: to wape your shirt. I don't clean that you got man,
Speaker 1: that you clean people stuff, but then you wear it
Speaker 1: around the cleaners. I don't have to win, think and
Speaker 1: nobody's around. No cleaners. I got my old you have
Speaker 1: you You You must not been up here yourself. Do you
Speaker 1: see the uniform we ware up here? That's how you
Speaker 1: know it ain't say Wilson on my uniform. Man, I
Speaker 1: know it's say Wilson on it. But why you ain't
Speaker 1: leave me where and other people stuff? Mr Wilson, Look
Speaker 1: at man, look at I'm a Christian bro Listen, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing. I don't appreciate nobody
Speaker 1: calling me. And you can tell you, you can inquire
Speaker 1: and we can get this fix, you know, figure it out,
Speaker 1: But you don't call here saying that you've seen me waring.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna let the shirt go him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the ship here. What would do when
Speaker 1: I's now now? Mrs will do what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: But if I come in there, if I come in
Speaker 1: there one more time and see you quit one of
Speaker 1: my shirts song, then guess what I'm gonna tell it
Speaker 1: off for you. I don't beat you, set your stough,
Speaker 1: they tell you what you bring your back down here,
Speaker 1: come on down here. It ain't a danging a drumster
Speaker 1: don't kill you quicken our wheel. Come in here trying
Speaker 1: to bother me about a shirt when you need to
Speaker 1: quit wearing people stuff. See why, no, nothing, that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. And then you got on my shirt and
Speaker 1: got my boy playing. So I tell you what. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something before I open this clean us.
Speaker 1: I'm from the penetext. And when you try, when you
Speaker 1: call somebody a line, you better ready to back it up.
Speaker 1: Come up in there. This ain't well. Look you keep
Speaker 1: wearing everybody close in there. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm tell you what, Gola man, I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 1: If you come up here with them, you need to
Speaker 1: call your MoMA. That No, it's gonna be from snop
Speaker 1: slaying the flower bright because just like that shirt, just
Speaker 1: say you're missing, You're gonna be missing to your came
Speaker 1: up here, brother me about the dirt you're don't get
Speaker 1: your bird beat if I keep finding out you wearing
Speaker 1: people stuff looking at Wilson, don't don't get your bood
Speaker 1: beat up. You hear me, I'll tell you what you
Speaker 1: need to get off my phone. I baby did come
Speaker 1: about and I'm wearing his shirt. You I was wearing
Speaker 1: my shirts and you're wearing my friends players make you
Speaker 1: look brother, look dine in mc clucker. I don't dine it.
Speaker 1: Whoever you I don't know who died you are, but
Speaker 1: don't call him nor more. Man, I don't even want
Speaker 1: your business man. You don't have to. Don't bring your shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm matter of fact. What's your I'm gonna look your
Speaker 1: spell up anything any money? You don't think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a tactics. I don't need your money either, man,
Speaker 1: I don't need to. I got one more thing to
Speaker 1: say to you. Was you listening to me? What you
Speaker 1: ain't gotta thing to say to me? I do have
Speaker 1: somebody need to say to you your your thieving show?
Speaker 1: When I do have somebody need to say to you?
Speaker 1: What you listing? What this is? Miff you Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your body who Hey, Mrs Wills, this is Nephew Timing
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your boy got me
Speaker 1: to plank phone call you? What say? Bro? You can't Hey,
Speaker 1: we're to ascept that you can't tell nobody habously do
Speaker 1: it like that? Man? Why y'all some food? Man? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go somewhere and sit down. Man, I
Speaker 1: have to drink me some teafood and something shy. I know,
Speaker 1: I knew we had to be some my line because
Speaker 1: I won't nobody asshert man, Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell me y'all got his own and inside
Speaker 1: the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what hell?
Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? You
Speaker 1: already know the Steve Alway morning your baby speaking of
Speaker 1: wearing clothes? How was that? How was that the naked truth?
Speaker 1: It was cool naked truth? Alright, you're the King of Franks.
Speaker 1: What can we say the way you know you get
Speaker 1: him to do? Yeah? How do I? How do I?
Speaker 1: How do I get this name? Saying? How do I
Speaker 1: become Sir Thomas? Sir is a drop down from King?
Speaker 1: Just want you to know that? Oh, so can I
Speaker 1: do Sir King Thomas? Stupid people don't know that, though,
Speaker 1: Shut up, boy, get this name. If you do know
Speaker 1: sirs drop down from King? What can I be? Sir? Key?
Speaker 1: Oh you want to drop down and then go back up? King?
Speaker 1: Sir Thomas? Yeah, Sir Thomas, King Thomas King, get his
Speaker 1: name changed? It don't it. Don't it don't really sound
Speaker 1: right to you? Do? How about Lord Thomas, Lord Thoms,
Speaker 1: Lord Thomas, Like, who do you know fitting to call
Speaker 1: his dumb ass lord? They're the wrong with me being
Speaker 1: Lord Lord Thomas. Boy? What's wrong with that? Boy? Many
Speaker 1: times as we have to go to the Lord, you
Speaker 1: will not be a reference points to my troubled times
Speaker 1: and days. Thank you, Nephew, King of Franks. We'll just
Speaker 1: keep that coming up next the Strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 1: the subject I've been faking it and got caught. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: same Harvey Morning Show.