1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: the subject is I've been faking it and got caught. 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: Not what you think? Not what you think. We'll get 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: into it in just a bit, but right now it 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call. 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: What's your guy for us? Now? You've been wearing my clothes? 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 1: You've been wearing my clothes? Really? Yeah, that's it? Come okay, Hello, Hello, 9 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: trying to uh I'm trying to read uh Wilson, Yeah, 10 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 1: this is Will. Hey you you you you on the 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 1: cleaner though? Long? Right? Yeah, that's me. How'm I happy? 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: How long y'all have been over there? How many? I 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: many years y'all have been over there? On? Man, we've 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: been here for two minute? My fifteen years? Man, I've 15 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: been a long time. Yeah, I'm a happy. Uh. Now 16 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: you you're the only My name is Donnie. Man, I'm 17 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: sorry my name you did you do you know you've 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: always been the owner there? Man? I thought the thing 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,559 Speaker 1: was about fifteen years ago. Got all my own equipment, everything, 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: we do everything in the house. And you ain't got 21 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: where ab I going? Nowhere? You got your clothes off here, 22 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: I may show we take everything right here in the house. Man. Okay, okay, 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: let's let's listen. Man, you want to call see I've been. 24 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: I've been. I actually been bringing my clothes to you 25 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 1: for about a year now. My name is Donnie. Oh yeah, 26 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember. I know I would be 27 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: coming here. I know your faith though you ain't. You 28 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: probably to know me when you see me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 29 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: you're probably you probably know. But listen, uh here, when 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: I had a problem and I came in, but last 31 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: week sometimes I came in, I think the last thirty 32 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: I came in to get my clothes. I dropped off 33 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: and uh no, no, I had brought some clothes probably 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: about three weeks before that. Uh huh. And and when 35 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I got home three you know, like I said, three weeks. 36 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: When I got on with that with them clothes, I 37 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: realized I was missing a shot. And uh and I 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I onna wear my shirt 39 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: and I come fast. So now just last week when 40 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: I came back to pick up some clothes, and uh 41 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: and that's what what what you know? I don't want 42 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: to raise you, no, No, having in your in your 43 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: stoe with nothing but what what I looked and I 44 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 1: looked at you. You was actually putting that took my 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: money and gave him, gave him a clothes. But when 46 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: I when I looked closer at you, I realized you 47 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: you you you actually had on my shirt? What you 48 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: had it? I had gone on and count the team 49 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: and I went on out to my car and I said, 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But you was 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: actually standing there give me my clothes. But you had 52 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: on my shirt too. Now, you bro, you could have 53 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: got the twenty Yeah you ain't see me in your shirt? 54 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: I mean, or what what? What? What have your clothes? 55 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: You left your clothes up here a long with the 56 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: thirty day? Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, 57 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on wait wait what what what did 58 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: you saying if if people leave their stuff long and 59 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: thirty day you start waiting it now? Now, hold on, 60 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: hold on, I ain't won't nobody shirt and I mind, 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, You ain't won't know about the 62 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: shirt because listen, let me tell you something. I mean, 63 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: I work every day, I work hard, and I ain't 64 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: buy my own I buy my own shirt I mean, 65 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: I ain't gotta way nobody and shirts. A matter of fact, 66 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: I was just saying because you said that that you 67 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: felt like I held your shirt. I ain't won't know 68 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: about the share, but okay, we got coming there him 69 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: come on, missing is if it's been here thirty day? 70 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: We don't I mean, we we ain't taking nobody clothes. 71 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: But listen, I gotta feel he brought his stuff over 72 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 1: there too, and he tells me he has some pass 73 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: missing and he coming there. One thing that swell. He 74 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: think you had his playing something? Who is it? He lied? 75 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: Let let me tell holder, I mean I don't know. 76 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: I mean I don't know who you are. Man, I'll 77 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: fit out that close. You got my shirt only his plays. 78 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: So this is ridiculous man, as you as you creating 79 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: your own wardrobe with people's stuff. Look, hold, let me 80 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: tell you something. Man, I didn't talk you. I don't 81 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: want nobody that share. Don't calm me and something integrated. 82 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: Come ou don't want somebody else shirts. I don't have 83 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: to wape your shirt. I don't clean that you got man, 84 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: that you clean people stuff, but then you wear it 85 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: around the cleaners. I don't have to win, think and 86 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: nobody's around. No cleaners. I got my old you have 87 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: you You You must not been up here yourself. Do you 88 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: see the uniform we ware up here? That's how you 89 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: know it ain't say Wilson on my uniform. Man, I 90 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: know it's say Wilson on it. But why you ain't 91 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: leave me where and other people stuff? Mr Wilson, Look 92 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: at man, look at I'm a Christian bro Listen, I'm 93 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing. I don't appreciate nobody 94 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: calling me. And you can tell you, you can inquire 95 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: and we can get this fix, you know, figure it out, 96 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: But you don't call here saying that you've seen me waring. 97 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna let the shirt go him. 98 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the ship here. What would do when 99 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: I's now now? Mrs will do what I'm gonna do. 100 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: But if I come in there, if I come in 101 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: there one more time and see you quit one of 102 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: my shirts song, then guess what I'm gonna tell it 103 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 1: off for you. I don't beat you, set your stough, 104 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: they tell you what you bring your back down here, 105 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: come on down here. It ain't a danging a drumster 106 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,719 Speaker 1: don't kill you quicken our wheel. Come in here trying 107 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: to bother me about a shirt when you need to 108 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: quit wearing people stuff. See why, no, nothing, that's what 109 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: you're doing. And then you got on my shirt and 110 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: got my boy playing. So I tell you what. Let 111 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: me tell you something before I open this clean us. 112 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: I'm from the penetext. And when you try, when you 113 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: call somebody a line, you better ready to back it up. 114 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: Come up in there. This ain't well. Look you keep 115 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: wearing everybody close in there. Let me tell you something. 116 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: I'm tell you what, Gola man, I'm telling the truth. 117 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: If you come up here with them, you need to 118 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: call your MoMA. That No, it's gonna be from snop 119 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: slaying the flower bright because just like that shirt, just 120 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: say you're missing, You're gonna be missing to your came 121 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: up here, brother me about the dirt you're don't get 122 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: your bird beat if I keep finding out you wearing 123 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: people stuff looking at Wilson, don't don't get your bood 124 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: beat up. You hear me, I'll tell you what you 125 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: need to get off my phone. I baby did come 126 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 1: about and I'm wearing his shirt. You I was wearing 127 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: my shirts and you're wearing my friends players make you 128 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: look brother, look dine in mc clucker. I don't dine it. 129 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: Whoever you I don't know who died you are, but 130 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: don't call him nor more. Man, I don't even want 131 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,799 Speaker 1: your business man. You don't have to. Don't bring your shirt. 132 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: I'm matter of fact. What's your I'm gonna look your 133 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 1: spell up anything any money? You don't think I'm gonna 134 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: get a tactics. I don't need your money either, man, 135 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: I don't need to. I got one more thing to 136 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: say to you. Was you listening to me? What you 137 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: ain't gotta thing to say to me? I do have 138 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: somebody need to say to you your your thieving show? 139 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: When I do have somebody need to say to you? 140 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: What you listing? What this is? Miff you Tommy from 141 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by 142 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: your body who Hey, Mrs Wills, this is Nephew Timing 143 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your boy got me 144 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: to plank phone call you? What say? Bro? You can't Hey, 145 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: we're to ascept that you can't tell nobody habously do 146 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: it like that? Man? Why y'all some food? Man? Well, 147 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to go somewhere and sit down. Man, I 148 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: have to drink me some teafood and something shy. I know, 149 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: I knew we had to be some my line because 150 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: I won't nobody asshert man, Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, 151 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 1: I gotta tell me y'all got his own and inside 152 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what hell? 153 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? You 154 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: already know the Steve Alway morning your baby speaking of 155 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: wearing clothes? How was that? How was that the naked truth? 156 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:46,239 Speaker 1: It was cool naked truth? Alright, you're the King of Franks. 157 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: What can we say the way you know you get 158 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: him to do? Yeah? How do I? How do I? 159 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: How do I get this name? Saying? How do I 160 00:07:55,880 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: become Sir Thomas? Sir is a drop down from King? 161 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: Just want you to know that? Oh, so can I 162 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: do Sir King Thomas? Stupid people don't know that, though, 163 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: Shut up, boy, get this name. If you do know 164 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: sirs drop down from King? What can I be? Sir? Key? 165 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: Oh you want to drop down and then go back up? King? 166 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: Sir Thomas? Yeah, Sir Thomas, King Thomas King, get his 167 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: name changed? It don't it. Don't it don't really sound 168 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: right to you? Do? How about Lord Thomas, Lord Thoms, 169 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: Lord Thomas, Like, who do you know fitting to call 170 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: his dumb ass lord? They're the wrong with me being 171 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 1: Lord Lord Thomas. Boy? What's wrong with that? Boy? Many 172 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: times as we have to go to the Lord, you 173 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: will not be a reference points to my troubled times 174 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: and days. Thank you, Nephew, King of Franks. We'll just 175 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: keep that coming up next the Strawberry letter for today, 176 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: the subject I've been faking it and got caught. We'll 177 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,839 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 178 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: same Harvey Morning Show.