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Speaker 1: with Halloween. And let me explain why. Because the pumpkins

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Speaker 1: everybody's getting organized for Thanksgiving. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: and so Halloween I had the presence locked. I seemed insane.

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