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Speaker 1: As I said my new Monica, Mr Nantucket, Mr a

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Speaker 1: Nantucket growing up in New York City. Always here about Nantucket.

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Speaker 1: You see people walking around with their Nantucket sweatshirts. And

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Speaker 1: I am cynical. I'm cynical about vacationing, I'm cynical about life.

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Speaker 1: charmed to the core by Nantucket. What a fucking beautiful, unique, special,

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Speaker 1: We met her friends there again cynical. These are some

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Speaker 1: But an hour flight from Languidi Airport, which by the way,

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Speaker 1: that and some roseaga, what are you a fucking pusher.

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Speaker 1: best way. These beautiful little cottages, all these flowers. It's

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Speaker 1: this ship. I just can't tell you how much. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Trey and Luca. But I feel like he's he's gone

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Speaker 1: and that'll be a loss for them. That will be

413
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Speaker 1: a loss for them. It's looking like he might go

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Speaker 1: to Indiana. Who knows, I'll be a loss for him.

415
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: He's a good player and he's continues to get better. Uh,

416
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:28,479
Speaker 1: you know John Morant talking shit Listen. I like this kid,

417
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: his stories, an underdog kid talks a lot of ship.

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00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: I think it's good. He wasn't being disrespectful because there's

419
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Speaker 1: a whole clip. He sat down with friends of the

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Speaker 1: Iron rap Pers Tereo podcast, Taylor Rooks, who's a hot

421
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: shit sports media broadcast of personnel. I really like Taylor.

422
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: She's dope. She did a dope interview on the Iron

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00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: rap Perstereo podcast. But John Morant was talking about how

424
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Speaker 1: he's he cooked Michael Jordan's one on one like I said,

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00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: play the whole clip because he wasn't dissing him and

426
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: all that ship. And I know these young guys, they

427
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: all think, well, I gotta say that, I gotta think

428
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Speaker 1: I'm the best. You gotta say that. But you know

429
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Speaker 1: you ain't the best. You guys haven't really done. You're

430
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Speaker 1: the most improved player of the year. Okay. I know

431
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: you think you're coming after this team and think it

432
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: takes a It's a long and winding road. And John

433
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: Moran has been injury prone. He's great, but listen to

434
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Speaker 1: him saying he cooked Michael Jordan's one on one. You

435
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: would have cooked Jordan. Nobody got more confidence to say

436
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm never gonna go and say nobody's

437
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: gonna beat me and one on one or any day.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what it is Westport, it is John

439
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: Morand let me tell you something, skinny, motherfucker talented. Love

440
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: them great, very good Iverson esque esque, not Alan Iverson

441
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Iverson esque. In the hand checking error. You wouldn't cook ship.

442
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: Those straight lines did you get to the basket in

443
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: today's NBA They wouldn't happen. You wouldn't cook Gary Peyton.

444
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: You wouldn't cook Michael Jordan. You wouldn't cook Scottie Pipping,

445
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:32,239
Speaker 1: You wouldn't cook Joe Dumars, Alvin Robertson. They put their

446
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: motherfucking hands on you. Guys, probably five pounds at the most. Yeah,

447
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 1: you could score them. Are your prose? A great pro

448
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: But stop faking jack. You're not cooking anybody named Michael

449
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: Jordan's okay. It's a different era, different time. Them straight lines.

450
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: Did you get to them, dunks ship wouldn't happen in

451
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: the old days? Put them? Then pause on you. It

452
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: ain't that easy. Other news, Dame Dollar Dame Lillard signed

453
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: a ridiculous consciento. Dame Lillard is fucking rich and I'm

454
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: glad he loves playing for the Portland Trailblazers. Signed a ridiculous,

455
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: ridiculous extension. I think this is this apparently his third.

456
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't factor like I think his third extension.

457
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: He's signed a two year, a hundred and twenty two

458
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: million dollar extension. Two years for a hundred and twenty

459
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: two million dollars extension. It'll keep his salary going with

460
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: them through the seven season. It'll top out at sixty

461
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: million dollars. Plus in its final year. He's averaging over

462
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars a season for the next five years.

463
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad good for him. He's not running around chasing teams,

464
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: chasing rings. He's either gonna do it his way or

465
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it. Trade me. I'm not playing all

466
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: this goofy ship. But he's rich as fuck. He's happy.

467
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: He loved playing in Portland's and that's all that matters.

468
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. He's having a good fucking time.

469
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,239
Speaker 1: Durant and Kyrie, they want to run around getting ran

470
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: up in, but all different teams, all different trainers. You

471
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: gotta meet new trainers, new people to stretch you out

472
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Do that anyway. Uh NBA's fantastic Summer

473
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: League is not that fantastic Summer League is like, I

474
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like, uh, I wouldn't even call it steroids.

475
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: It's like college games on pregnitzone, a little like those

476
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: that pregnant zone. What else is going on? Crackhead hunter Biden? Listen,

477
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: the President of the United States son is a crackhead.

478
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: I'll say it again, the President of the United States

479
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: son is a crackhead. Now once a crackhead, always a crackhead.

480
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that to disparage him or any

481
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: other crackheads. But it's like, once you're an alcoholic, you're

482
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. Again. I'm not saying that to disparage. It's like,

483
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: you must deal with the fact that you are a crackhead.

484
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: Homies a crackhead like Samuel Jackson and Jungle Fever, Like,

485
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: where's the TV. I smoked the goddamn TV, Mama, I

486
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: smoked it. He's on that. Okay. We got a sedacious,

487
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: riot causing president, and then we got smoking Joe Biden,

488
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: whose son a crackhead. Not his fault. It ain't smoking

489
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's fault that he's a crackhead. But when you

490
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: look at the last two presidents, how embarrassing is it

491
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: to the United States, to the Office of the President

492
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: that we had ship bag Donald Trump and smoking Joe Biden.

493
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: Cadaver Joe Biden, who's out of it. He's fucked up

494
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: in the game, Joe Biden. And on top of all that,

495
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: his son is a crackhead. Video came out on four Chan.

496
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun fortune. That's some Alex

497
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: Jones Q and on weird ship. This four chan four chain,

498
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: I think it's four chan with video. You know, we've

499
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: talked about this, this laptop, Hunter Biden's laptop. He's over

500
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: there in the Ukraine, China, Joe China, Hunter his eye.

501
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: We know all about it. But apparently more contents of

502
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's iCloud were hacked over the weekend. And there's videos,

503
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: there's texts, there's pictures. There's pictures of the sitting president's

504
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: son doing crack, freaking off with women, getting women to

505
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: hookers hose, prostitutes that were that were trained in busting

506
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: from I don't know where. I don't know where they

507
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: were going, where they're from Boston. At three or four

508
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: of them, he's freaking off. My man was having an orgy.

509
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: He was on that crack. Maybe he was on that

510
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: crystal meth. Maybe he was on that breaking bead that

511
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: Walter White. I don't know. But he wasn't just on

512
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: that that Delta eight or whatever the funk I was

513
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 1: on this past weekend. He was on that good, good

514
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: And the videos are wild, okay, the videos are bugged.

515
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: But the thing that I don't understand, okay, is that

516
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: Why are people so surprised at a crackhead. Even the

517
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: president's sonon is doing crackhead ship. He's a crackhead. Crackheads

518
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: gonna do what crackheads do. He's not crackhead adjacent. He

519
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: wasn't dabbling. My man was full on walking around buttass naked.

520
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: You know you're a cracking if you you're the president

521
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: of the United States sun and you drop a computer

522
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: off with all your crackhead comings and goings. My man

523
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: was like a crackhead TikTok star putting all his ship

524
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: up there videotaping himself freaking off with these prostitutes doing

525
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: crack walking around buttass naked, low fout, talking to himself,

526
00:37:54,480 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: sweaty teeth missing crackhead one O one ship. You put

527
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: all that on videotape. You drop your computer off somewhere

528
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: and you never come to get it. That's crackhead base success.

529
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: The crackhead for dummies, You know, like a cooking for dummies,

530
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: baseball for dummies, gardening for dummies, crackhead for dummies. You

531
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 1: drop your computer off, what are you doing crack fucking

532
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: prostitutes walking around but ass naked, talking to yourself, teeth

533
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: falling out crackhead shit, Why are we surprised, Say, well,

534
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: Mike crap, if it was Trump kids, it wasn't Trump

535
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: kids now Trump kids. They're not crackheads as far as

536
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 1: I know, as far as I know, but they're about

537
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: as productive as crackheads. They do nothing. Dick stain, Donald

538
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: Trump Jr. Nothing he's not he's not doing anything. Motherfucker's

539
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: selling T shirts. Eric Trump nothing, Ivanka Trump, she's a nothing.

540
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: The other daughter, Tiff Big Tiff, Tiffany Trump nothing. So

541
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: they're not crackheads, but they're about as productive to the

542
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: world in the community as a crack head. But I

543
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: don't know why everybody's all Hunter this Hunter that, whether

544
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: you like him or not, whether you're Democrat or or Republican,

545
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: whether you're left, left, right, right, crackheads gonna do what

546
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: crack heads do in Hunter Biden, is it crackhead Crickety

547
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: crackhead podcast? Oh I heard about the story dose It's

548
00:39:54,200 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: crazy man. Fifty year old man Indonesian has a dick

549
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: Deformity's loaf pipe is deformed. Apparently Duke broke his dick,

550
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: fractured his dick while having sex with his wife. Okay,

551
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: I'll say it again, Homie broke his motherfucking dick having

552
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: sex with his wife. Apparently it's rare, but it could happen.

553
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of fuck style my man had.

554
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of angle, what kind of

555
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: position he was trying to do, what kind of no

556
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: knows he was watching, what kind of pornos you. I

557
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of pills he was on. Again.

558
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: When I was on that Delta eight, I tried to

559
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: suck it out, but I didn't break my dick. But

560
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: Homie has a penile, a severe quote unquote penile fracture

561
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: that could happen during sexual intercourse. His his dick, his

562
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: loaf piped cop was swollen four hours after the mishap,

563
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: and while he was having sex again. I don't know

564
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: what kind of fun style this dude was into. He

565
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: heard a crack, broke his dick. That's not like an

566
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: ankle fracture, an elbow fracture, a torn meniscus in your knee. Oh,

567
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: I fucking stubbed my two. A man broke his dick.

568
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: That's probably a sound in a moment you'll never forget anyway,

569
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: Homies dick was purple, and it deviated to the right

570
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: like a question mark. My man had a question mark, dick. Okay,

571
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: my man ship deviated to the right. Do you make

572
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: a left or right? Now? We're gonna sort of yield

573
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: this day. Not a sharp right, not a sharp but

574
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: we're just kind of yielding to the right. They calling

575
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: it eggplant to form where his dick, his pipe, his

576
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: penis buckled due to blunt trauma. Again, I don't know what. Listen,

577
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: I've done some wild ship. I've tried some. You know,

578
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: you try to put it down, especially when you're young.

579
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: You're experimenting. It's like Olympic fucking, you know what I mean,

580
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: Like nineteen ninety two Dream Team fucking like Los Angeles Olympics,

581
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: Carl Lewis, Mary lou retton ship. You know, Edwin Moses experimenting.

582
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: How long can I funk? Honey nuts? Can I that's

583
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: not from I'm fifty two. I try to get the

584
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: poison out. I have a good time, my wife has

585
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: a good time. That's it. Nobody's got time from marathon

586
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: fucking anymore. I don't have the energy. Okay. Maybe Duke

587
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: was on that. Maybe Duke was on that Olympic ship

588
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: that soul Korea Olympic fuck. I don't know, but my

589
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: man has to have a catheter in his loaf for

590
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: the next twenty one days, has to come back for

591
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: a follow up appointment, and uh, you know, obviously he's

592
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: not gonna be in the ring and the funk ring

593
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: any time too. Good luck. But I'll tell you guys

594
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: out there, men and women, don't get ahead of yourself.

595
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Do not get ahead of yourself. Sh It ain't sweet

596
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: because it could happen to you two. You could break

597
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: that dick. I'm done. I'm done. We've covered a lot.

598
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: We've covered a lot anyway. Like I said, I am

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Speaker 1: rapports stereo podcast now on the I Heart podcast network,

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00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: which means you can still find us everywhere and anywhere.

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00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: I've still been getting a lot of people saying, I

602
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: hope you're good, dingo, you're feeling good, dingo, wishing you well.

603
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: I am feeling fantastic, and I really appreciate everybody who's emailed,

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00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: who's d m who's reached out about my health. I

605
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: truly am feeling like myself, feeling very optimistic and uh

606
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: well rested and uh, like I said, I appreciate everybody,

607
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: the thoughts and the sentiments. Uh, came, Saw conquered, came

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Speaker 1: Take me out of here with something real proper, but

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Speaker 1: most importantly, take me out of your mouth. Give me

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Speaker 1: something really loud and really funky. I am Wrapped Ports

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