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Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here it is straw very

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Speaker 1: all right. Subject, if you lost your underwear, please call me.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're I can't hear you. Excuse me. I

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Speaker 1: would come into the house draws just on one leg,

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Speaker 1: but below my leaf, and all the draws was in

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Speaker 1: one past league. All right, there's Stephen Shirley. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I am a married man that drives part time as

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Speaker 1: a Lift Flash Uber driver for extra income for my

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Speaker 1: No you ain't, no, no, you ain't both. Now wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, Yeah, that's what you can do. Well, he's both. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can do anyway. He's he part time drives for

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Speaker 1: Lift and Uber for extra income for his family. So

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Speaker 1: last week he got him. I get Uber and I

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Speaker 1: don't like my drive, and I call Luv and hear

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Speaker 1: let me kiss through this letter? Honey? All right? Last

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Speaker 1: week I got home late one evening after working my

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Speaker 1: in my seat and I see my wife pinching a

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Speaker 1: were several sizes larger than what my wife wears. My

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Speaker 1: First off, let me say that I don't have anything

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Speaker 1: My wife refuses to believe that a random overlift passenger

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Speaker 1: Please help? Well, First of all, if someone left their

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Speaker 1: panties in your back seat. They're not gonna call you.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna do any of that, especially, you know,

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Speaker 1: to get you out of trouble. If anything, they left

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Speaker 1: them to get you in some trouble, all right, but

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Speaker 1: Please help you say, I just got to ask you,

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Speaker 1: are you for real with this letter? I can't even

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Speaker 1: do you honestly, you know how hard this is for

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Speaker 1: back seat. Yes, she's going to react just like your

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Speaker 1: in all of that hollering everything. Forget taking them out

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Speaker 1: just too hard to believe. You know. It's just wrong

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Speaker 1: on so many levels. So from now on you have

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Speaker 1: That's for the future, but you're in it now. You're

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know the fact that you're a good dad.

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Speaker 1: all right, so you can take care of your wife

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Speaker 1: because I don't know. It's gonna take a lot. It's

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Speaker 1: not even your fault. You're a victim of circumstance here.

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Speaker 1: I feel for you, my brother Steve. I don't know

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Speaker 1: and what happened? I immediately turned around in my seat

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Speaker 1: So now she's accusing you were messing around with somebody

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Speaker 1: he don't have nothing against four figured women, but that's

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Speaker 1: not my thing. And secondly, by the size of them draws,

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Speaker 1: because this could be out. See the thing that got

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Speaker 1: Oh see, you let Hall bring a false accusation against

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Speaker 1: you that you have had something to do with them draws.

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Speaker 1: Now they were draws when she was picking them up,

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Speaker 1: But when you turned around, your identification of them could

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Speaker 1: you could have got your ass out this situation earlier.

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Speaker 1: They main pattis that's a car cover. Yes, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Baby, They may they ain't patties. I

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Speaker 1: took your kids camping. That's a pin. See what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You got to throw them off because if they that big,

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Speaker 1: you got to go with that. That's not baby. You

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Speaker 1: because you need a minute. King Kong jumped in the

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Speaker 1: and King Kong had on draws and when he jumped

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Speaker 1: The something that's all that, why is you talking to me? Rather?

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Speaker 1: off you. It's nothing you all right. Look, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Yeah, his second party,

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Speaker 1: this letter, which is more fast. Really nothing we could

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Speaker 1: This big girl been in the back seat and it

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Speaker 1: See we believe you. Every man believe you. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you in here, you know you got to come

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Speaker 1: up with something else, man, Yeah, because this ain't working.

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Speaker 1: I believe him. I don't know if I were, if

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Speaker 1: I were his wife. Let's just go with something. You know. Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: It was her cousin. You know how big your cousin

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Speaker 1: is and she sat in the backseat just talking that

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Speaker 1: I heard a town when she got out and next

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Speaker 1: thing I know, you putting her draws out and asked

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Speaker 1: your cousin, I remember fabric for a suit I'm getting made.

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Speaker 1: Get out of all that is. Baby, it's got me

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Speaker 1: something big man, that's a comfort that I'm getting made.

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Speaker 1: Um please, actually my draw to be Yeah, is this

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Speaker 1: a reenactment with everyone? Yeah? Everybody, everybody, because every man

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Speaker 1: know how to cover this. Every that is this is

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Speaker 1: my mama's draw. Gird them curtains for the house. I'm

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Speaker 1: table clothes? Girls about my spit, the ridiculousness of it all.

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Speaker 1: Put that down. That's my that's my car cover with

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Speaker 1: I park. I'm having the house humigated. They're gonna cover

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Speaker 1: the whole house. Why don't you sit them up? Though

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Speaker 1: there ain't no drag. Put that down. You don't see that.

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Speaker 1: That's a rug. That that down, that's a runner. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna put that in the hardway with a bathroom. Man. Oh,

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Speaker 1: man's baby, don't float? Man? Great, you you didn't spoil it.

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Speaker 1: Now we was going on the picnic. We was gonna

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Speaker 1: so much for surprising you what you're doing. All down

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Speaker 1: and them cracks for now. You didn't pull the oh now,

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Speaker 1: you didn't pull the carpet up out the trunk digging

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Speaker 1: down in that damn fault. Quit. None of these are working.

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Speaker 1: Just you got they sound good? I know every man,

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Speaker 1: every man right, every man within the sound of our voices.

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Speaker 1: Right now, baby, there ain't no drawls. That's my niece's jumper.

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Speaker 1: Put that back, girl. That's a hammock for the backyard

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Speaker 1: and role play. Baby, roll. I'm putting them on for you.

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Speaker 1: That's what. Will you take them and cover the baby

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Speaker 1: since you're strapping to me there main draws. That's a

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Speaker 1: role Put that down, girl. We're gonna put that across

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Speaker 1: need not acting like that with it. It's the stick

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Speaker 1: back there because he go with the kite handy kites. Girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm slimp in the basement. Now stop acting like that.

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Speaker 1: Just quit it silly, say so. Can't just let him

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Speaker 1: sparling it all yeah, to cut them up and make napkins.

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Speaker 1: Now stop it, napkin baby, I'll cut these off, make napkins.

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Speaker 1: We was that was the winning selection. Damnage the choir robes.

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Speaker 1: That's all that is. That's the fabric for the choir.

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Speaker 1: That's the one we robes, baby, panty robes. Baby, why

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Speaker 1: is you tripping? That is the backdrop for my canvas.

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Speaker 1: I'm painting on them. Okay, Oh you don't want to

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Speaker 1: go win sailing? Okay, try to introduce you to new things.

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Speaker 1: Now you don't want them? Oh okay, so you don't

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Speaker 1: want to try nothing new? Weak? Oh so all in

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Speaker 1: parachute lessons was for nothing. That back window is broke,

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Speaker 1: that's why the drawls was there. They was covering up that. Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: why you people say put some drawls on that window?

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Speaker 1: That is where I came from. Put some driver that

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Speaker 1: window come out? Didn't you tell me you want to

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Speaker 1: go sky Davin? So now we ain't going? Ohrd, I

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Speaker 1: love that. I'm making a hot air balloon that looked

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Speaker 1: like underwear and stop now, stop it silly. I can't

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Speaker 1: do nothing for you. Our son wanted to be a superhero.

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Speaker 1: He painted man. I'm trying to work on the board

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Speaker 1: cape baby, put together. I want to be a fan

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Speaker 1: of man here, calm to save the Really, guys, really,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna watch a movie in the backyard. And but

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Speaker 1: now it's done. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: it now, Steve, you're awfully quiet. I know what that means.

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Speaker 1: I'm done a man. I ain't got no more sister

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Speaker 1: save was a Christening outfit? Anything? All right? Listen, we

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Speaker 1: gotta get out of here, you crazy guys. You can, okay,

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Speaker 1: come on, hurry up. The main't panish, baby, that's wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew that more I do nothing,

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Speaker 1: Harvey FM with your thoughts on today Strawberry Letter. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.