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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, take us to the letter. Yes, hold

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Speaker 1: on tight, we got it for you. Here it is

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, subject you did? What where? All right?

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met the love of my life.

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Speaker 1: This beautiful woman was so perfect I could not believe

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Speaker 1: she was still single. Well after dating her for six months,

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Speaker 1: I figured out exactly why she is not married. She

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Speaker 1: has a bizarre, nasty habit. It all started to go

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Speaker 1: downhill when I took her around my friends for the

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Speaker 1: first time. We went to a house party and had

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Speaker 1: a good time eating and drinking. The next day, my

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Speaker 1: friend called me upset because someone had relieved themselves in

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Speaker 1: his bathroom drawer. What to put it politely, It was

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Speaker 1: not yeurine what he thought. Someone had had too much

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Speaker 1: to drink and made a mistake. Two months later, my

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Speaker 1: lady and I went to play cards at another friend's home.

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Speaker 1: The next day, my buddy called me and was very

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Speaker 1: upset because someone had relieved themselves in his son's closet.

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Speaker 1: It's odd to me that it's happened twice, but I

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Speaker 1: don't dwell on it. A week later, my lady and

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Speaker 1: I went to my brother's house for a cookout. The

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Speaker 1: next day, same thing, My brother called me and said

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Speaker 1: he had discovered a mess on the back seat of

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Speaker 1: his suv. Now there have been three incidents and it's

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Speaker 1: starting to get really weird. So I mentioned it to

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Speaker 1: my girl. I told her that everywhere we had been,

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Speaker 1: someone had left a surprise for the homeowner each time.

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Speaker 1: Her response blew my mind. She shamefully admitted that it

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Speaker 1: was her all three times. She said she can't help it.

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Speaker 1: She likes to relieve herself in odd places when she

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Speaker 1: goes out. She said she tried therapy for many years,

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Speaker 1: but nothing has worked. I consulted a psychiatrist on my own,

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Speaker 1: and he said that the problem is very common and

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Speaker 1: that I should stay with her and support her. I

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Speaker 1: was going to marry this woman, but now I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: that marriage would not be a good idea. What's your advice?

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Speaker 1: Should I throw in the towel now or stay with

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Speaker 1: her and help her through this? All? Right? My ample

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Speaker 1: is going to be very short and very simple. Money.

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Speaker 1: Run as fast as you can. This is not a

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Speaker 1: good look. Run. Something medically is wrong with her, mentally

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Speaker 1: is wrong with her. Therapy didn't help her. I don't

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Speaker 1: think anything can be helped by this situation. This is

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Speaker 1: crazy and nasty. Steve, run, I say run Steve, you know, oh,

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Speaker 1: things like this is what I specialize. And this is

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Speaker 1: why really I'm a proponent of who I go to

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Speaker 1: school when you could do common see, education will get

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Speaker 1: in the way of what I'm about to say, school

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Speaker 1: and and and proper technique and discussing what could have

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Speaker 1: gone wrong in her childhood? How normal? This is a behavior?

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Speaker 1: Clinically what this is called, well, there is no clinical

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Speaker 1: name for this. Let's call this what it is. This

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Speaker 1: is just yeah, yeah, come on, boy, come on, what

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Speaker 1: is it again? They can't believe I said it? Just

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Speaker 1: bleep it cat all this is and you can't call

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Speaker 1: this listen to me. This is spout out. You just

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Speaker 1: running around just ever you want to. Yeah, now, when

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Speaker 1: we come back to give a different name to we

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Speaker 1: gonna call it sugar honny iced tea. But what really

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Speaker 1: is it? Right now? We all know you're just rush

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Speaker 1: and you'll be right back. Let's recap today's strawberry. Let

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Speaker 1: her uh and get to your party. Let me explain

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Speaker 1: so too. You don't mess his beautiful woman. You can't

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Speaker 1: believe she's still single. But then you found out why

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Speaker 1: she's still single, because she got a disgusting habit. She

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Speaker 1: likes to relieve herself in odd places. She went over

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Speaker 1: your friends tops. She the sugar hounded iced tea in

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Speaker 1: the drawer in the bathroom. Then she went over your

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Speaker 1: brother's house. Shut her fucking ass up in the back

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Speaker 1: seat of his issue V and sugar her iced tea

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Speaker 1: right here. It's a nasty call. This. Now you can

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Speaker 1: marry her if you want to. S'g gonna be walking

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Speaker 1: around I love house discovering stock. You go one day,

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Speaker 1: open up your laptop, be down in the hell, sugar

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Speaker 1: on the iced tea on this damn keyboard. You know

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Speaker 1: who it is. It's huh. That's why her finding horney.

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Speaker 1: Ain't got nobody, because ain't nobody solving that. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sitting here putting on your coat, take your hand

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Speaker 1: in your pocket, go in the hell, sugar on the

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Speaker 1: iced tea in this jacket pocket. You nasty. You can't

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Speaker 1: staying nobody like this man. I got the training for

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Speaker 1: this set up in here, y'all in the y'all in

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Speaker 1: the living room, having a good time. You go over

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Speaker 1: at the start of fire. I didn't heed logs in

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Speaker 1: this damn fire. This sugar on the iced tea in

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Speaker 1: the fireplace, everywhere, just it's just everywhere. You're going down

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Speaker 1: the infacement. You're gonna wash a load of clothes. You

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Speaker 1: open up the leave the iced tea in the damn

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Speaker 1: washing machine. You're sitting up in here. You're going the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: You ain't paying no attention. You use the bathroom where

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to use it. You flushed the tarlet like

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Speaker 1: you posed to. You get up and go to the

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Speaker 1: tea in the damn sink. You sitting up in here.

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Speaker 1: You got company coming over, everybody that got hungry. What

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Speaker 1: did the little kids say? Can I have some silk?

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Speaker 1: You go up there and on the camera to get

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Speaker 1: a ball down. You pull the ball down. This hell

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Speaker 1: fun the iced tea and your baby syl ball. This

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Speaker 1: is why she can't stay with nobody. You outside cutting

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Speaker 1: the gray, You're just running up. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: you stop and go. We ain't got no don't what

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Speaker 1: when this came out and in the yard, what you

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Speaker 1: better run? Shelley said. Run. You can't stay with a

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Speaker 1: person like this because it's gonna keep popping up. He

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Speaker 1: enjoys doing, but she don't. Nobody enjoy finding it what

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Speaker 1: you like to do. I don't give a damn how

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Speaker 1: much I love you, and I don't care how I

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Speaker 1: find you all what I'm not gonna be doing. This

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Speaker 1: is where you draw the line. It's gold to my draw.

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Speaker 1: Trying to get dressed for work and I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: a tie and you, oh my god, this don't make

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Speaker 1: no damn sense. I'm sitting up in him. I'm outside this,

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Speaker 1: of fire. I gonna get everything. I open up, set

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Speaker 1: up sugar in the damn chop call. Can not, man,

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Speaker 1: you cannot marry this girl. She already has said she's

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Speaker 1: gone to therapy and it does not help. So now

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Speaker 1: what do you? Probably did it in adoptor's office? You can't.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of that? They can't? You can't you

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Speaker 1: getting married and say I do? And then I right there, no,

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Speaker 1: you can This is can you give me? This is

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Speaker 1: the best one ever? This This is one word. I

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Speaker 1: think this is the best. Listen to me. This is

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Speaker 1: not profanity. This is one word. Okay. The clinical term

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Speaker 1: t e r i z u s. It's called shia riots.

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Speaker 1: Now if you heard, you're not gonna be pronounced that way,

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Speaker 1: u S. It's called shot a riots man, and that's

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Speaker 1: where she has. There is no cure for it. Give me,

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Speaker 1: give me some moa, give me two. You're sitting up

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Speaker 1: in here thanksgiving us over now. This produce a lot

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Speaker 1: of thanksgiving us over. You wake up the next day,

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Speaker 1: you hung you're open up defrigerating the green. You hold

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Speaker 1: up the top and oh damn, I know he set

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Speaker 1: up here and shun everybody go hate honey. Thankfully, it

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Speaker 1: is time to go. I know you enjoyed that. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for allowing me to shine. That is my family.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I see we gotta go. Email us or

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Speaker 1: instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. At my girl, Shirley,

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