1 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: Dennis Brandon being and Iron Wrap Reports Stereo podcast is here. 2 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: He could he have no fear. On today's I Am 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: wrapp Reports Stereo podcast update. I have an update and 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: important update on my noisy He'll striking disruptive neighbors. I 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: have a fantastic exclusive update on them. Plus another weekend, 6 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: another batch of mass shootings all over the United States 7 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: and abroad. Plus the NBA Finals are in full effect, 8 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: and why Draymond Green sometimes needs to to shut the 9 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: funk up and play fucking ball all that morning. 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Welcome to the the the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. 19 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport a K. The Gringo Man 20 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: Didn't Go a K. A The Sultan of Sniff a K. 21 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: A The Raging Bullshitter, a K. The Disruptive Warrior a K. 22 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: MR New York In. The Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is 23 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: coming live and direct from New New York City. Got 24 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: the window open. It is a pick Chress day in 25 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: the month of June. Beautiful day, beautiful beautiful spring day 26 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: here in the month of June. One week down in 27 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: the month of June. I hope everybody's feeling good. Hope 28 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: everybody's feeling safe. Hope everybody is feeling sane. I'm feeling 29 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: pretty damn good. Like I said, Uh, Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. 30 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption, Disignity, Zone of Destruction, 31 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: the the world's only non fact checking podcast. You could 32 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: be any place at any time, but you chose to 33 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: rock with the very very best, and I appreciate it, 34 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: never ever, ever not appreciate you. The fans, you listeners 35 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: worldwide who subscribe, who have been supporting the I Am 36 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: Wrap Reports stereo podcast for nine hundred plus episodes. Like 37 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: I said, we are in the month of June. Do 38 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: you always think of my father's birthday, my brother's birthday, 39 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: and I think a father's day. Father's Day is coming 40 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: up June, so make sure you get a letter, get 41 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: a card, some balloons, some bubble gums, some cigars, whatever, 42 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: whatever your father's into, your father figures into the father 43 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: of your kids, into show him a little, a little 44 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: love and appreciation this Father's Day. Like I said, I 45 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: hope everybody is feeling good. I know I am feeling 46 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: pretty good today. I told you guys last week I 47 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: wasn't feeling right. I'm starting to feel more like myself. 48 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: I'm dealing with some ship man. This is fucking I 49 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: don't know. I tell you about it all the time. 50 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: It's the inflammation, it's the colleitis. It's all that ship 51 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: got off track. I don't know why. I wish I 52 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: knew why. Um, but definitely feeling a lot better. I 53 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: got a busy week ahead of me. I am ho 54 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: sting to Wendy Williams show all week long. Uh you 55 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: if you don't watch the Wendy Williams you should definitely 56 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: check out the episodes this week on YouTube. You know, 57 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: on the Wendy Williams page. They play all the episodes, 58 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: you guys will get a fucking kick out of them. 59 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: They're just it's so much fun doing the show. And 60 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: this is my last week of guest toast thing because 61 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: the show, the actual Wendy Show, is coming to an end. 62 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: Um so I'm giving it. I'm giving it my all. 63 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: I always give it my all, but I'm really really uh, 64 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tear it up all week long because I 65 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: just have so much fun doing it, and I've had 66 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: so much fun doing it, and it's such an incredible opportunity. 67 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: And you know, I think of all the people that 68 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,239 Speaker 1: they could have gotten to guest toasts all these weeks, 69 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: and then they've had other people, but to have me. 70 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: The gringo man dingo Ak, the Salton of sniff Ak, 71 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: the raging bullshit are out there doing it so many times. 72 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: And I'm the best, fuck being humble, better than everybody. 73 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: To quote the Great Sean Price, I'm the best uh 74 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: filling in for Wendy. I'm the one who's bringing the noise. 75 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: I'm the one who's talking that ship. I'm the one 76 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: who's going viral. I'm the one who's keeping a real 77 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: entertaining and it's just been a lot of fun. But 78 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: this is the last week, uh for me, and then 79 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: the show will be shutting down next week for good, 80 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: the end of the Wendy The Wendy Show, and I've 81 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 1: had fun doing and then I'm going away this weekend. 82 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to Virginia Beach Friday and Saturday. Virginia Beach, 83 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: I'll be at the Funny Morning Virginia Beach two shows 84 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: Friday to shows Saturday. And then the next week I'll 85 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: be in San Antonio. Of June seventeen and eighteenth, I'll 86 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: be in San Antonio, Texas performing. All tickets all information 87 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: is available at Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. As I 88 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: told you in July, i'll be in Milwaukee, uh be uh, 89 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: I'll be here, I'll be there, Huh. I'll be everywhere, 90 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: but you can come see me in Virginia Beach and 91 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: San Antonio the next two weeks. Tickets information is availab 92 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport Comedy dot kiss. Um A lot to unpack, 93 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: a lot to dissect on today's podcast, Big News. This 94 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: is big So on the last I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. 95 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: If you were listening closely at one point me and 96 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: the young shooter. I my attention got diverted because I 97 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: was talking about the neighbors upstairs. Somehow someway they were. 98 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: They were thumping around. The next day I go downstairs. 99 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: My dorman, people in the building will be like, are 100 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: you excited? I was like, what he said, they're moving 101 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 1: out today? I said who? He said, your neighbors, And 102 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: I said, oh fucking shit. Oh they're gone. They fucking left, 103 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: They're out. I don't know where the funk they're going to, 104 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: but uh, good riddance you Fox you heal stomping Fox 105 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 1: you you heal striking motherfucker's their gun and the end 106 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: of an era. I ran them the funk out. I 107 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: hope I made it as unpleasant for you guys as 108 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: you made it for me at times. I mean, they 109 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: really these people were just these were animals. And like 110 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: I said, I've been in this building for a long time. 111 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: It's not the building, it's the animals upstairs. It's the 112 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: herd of elephants. In their loveless relationship they broke up. 113 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: To be honest with you, because the woman always seemed 114 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: like she was trying to get away from the guy 115 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: and the funny thing is that all the time I 116 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: was here, I never saw them, My wife never saw them, 117 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: but the building rejoiced when they left. I'm excited they're 118 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:02,640 Speaker 1: gun and uh, what can I say? What can I say? 119 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm happy my heel striking, heavy footed, timberland boot wearing, 120 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: jumping jack fucking. I don't know they're doing pilates, CrossFit. 121 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: I don't know what was happening up there, but they 122 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: are gone. It's been it's been bliss. It has been 123 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: bliss since they left, because a lot of people say, 124 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: what's up with your neighbors? People d m me, what's 125 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: up with the neighbors? Where they at? Bye? Bye? See 126 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: you later, Sayanara, you Fox you podcast? What else is going? Unfortunately, 127 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 1: we had another another weekend of just ridicu gless amounts 128 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: of shootings. First of all, in Nigeria, there was a 129 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: horrible crime. Somebody broke into a church in Nigeria and 130 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: killed fifty people people. And that was obviously in Nigeria. 131 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: Over the weekend in the United States, we had a 132 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: shooting in Philadelphia right there, right there, in the main 133 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 1: street in Philadelphia. I think these guys were beefing and 134 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: somehow a guy pulled out a gun uh and killed 135 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:37,679 Speaker 1: three people and twelve were hurt. This is like, right there, 136 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: on a Saturday night, in a beautiful, beautiful Saturday night 137 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, three people and twelve hurt. H And a 138 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: few hours later, Saturday, Chattanooga, Texas, I had a shooting 139 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: outside a bar that had people going nuts. Three people 140 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: were killed there too, not getting reported. One was struck 141 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: by a vehicle um trying to get away. Fourteen were hurt, 142 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: most of them with gunshot wounds. At parties in Phoenix, Chester, Virginia, Somerton, 143 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: South Carolina, celebrations turned into mass shootings. Why three deaths? 144 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: Twenty two people were injured, many of them children. Why 145 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: don't if you have beef with people, why don't you 146 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: just fight? I mean, I don't understand this. There was 147 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,959 Speaker 1: there was shootings all over, of course Chicago, and like 148 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: I said, I'll say it once, I've said it before. 149 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: I don't care if it's gang violence. I don't care. 150 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 1: If it's racially motivated violence. I don't care. If it's 151 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: a drug deal gone wrong. I don't care if you're 152 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: robbing somebody, if you're pulling out a gun and think 153 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:58,320 Speaker 1: that it's okay to pull out a gun and shoot people. 154 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: I don't care if it's a school shooting. I don't 155 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: care if somebody owes you a thousand dollars. You have 156 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:10,199 Speaker 1: mental fucking problems, because if you think that that's a 157 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: way to deal with things in life, you have mental 158 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:18,280 Speaker 1: fucking problems on the worst, worst, worst end of it 159 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: and on the random, like yea, I'm gonna go shoot 160 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,719 Speaker 1: and kill this guy, or on a Brooklyn street. We 161 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 1: see these videos people in Brooklyn. We see these people 162 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: in broad daylight all over the country and the Bronx, Harlem, Manhattan, 163 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,959 Speaker 1: pulling out guns and shooting people at two thirty in 164 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: the afternoon on a bright, sunny Wednesday afternoon, like somehow 165 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,240 Speaker 1: that's okay. Like you're so desensitized that you think that 166 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,599 Speaker 1: that's acceptable behavior. Not only are you dumb, you have 167 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: mental fucking problem, probably mentally retarded. You're mentally fucking retarded. 168 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,719 Speaker 1: Your brain doesn't work correctly to do that. And I 169 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 1: learned over this weekend that in the state of Texas 170 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: where there was that terrible shooting at that val day, 171 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,960 Speaker 1: Sorry if I'm saying it wrong, that school just last 172 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:18,760 Speaker 1: week in Texas, you can still get assault rifles at eighteen, 173 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: but you have to be twenty one to get handguns. 174 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 1: Think about how fucking dumb that is. You can get 175 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: an assault rifle at eighteen, but you have to wait 176 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: till your twenty one to get a handgun. Ship is cockamami. 177 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 1: And don't forget in Texas, the majority of places will 178 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: not rent you cars until you're twenty five, because, like 179 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,599 Speaker 1: I said, they know, why would we rent cars to 180 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,839 Speaker 1: twenty two year olds nineteen year olds when they're irresponsible 181 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: as fuck hurts rent a car doesn't give you a car, 182 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 1: but you can go get an assault rifle at eighteen 183 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,960 Speaker 1: in the state of Texas. And that fucking Ted Cruz 184 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: and your ugly wife, you Ryan, fuck you. He's up 185 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: there making excuses. Oh well, if the doors this and 186 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: the doors shut, and we need to get the locks 187 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: and the doors and anything but getting rid of the 188 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: assault rifles. I mean he must begin money for that. 189 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: He must begin to kick back to say this ship that, 190 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 1: it's the locks, it's this, it's the doors, it's this that. 191 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 1: In the third crazy speaking of rifles and lunatics, that 192 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: Kyle rittenhouse he went on someone with someone those one 193 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,319 Speaker 1: of those, right, wing podcasts. He went up there like 194 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: he was like fucking Kobe Bryant in high school to 195 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: make the announcement where he was going to go to college. Literally, 196 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: he thought he was like a fourth star, like a 197 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 1: five star recruit. Kyle Rittenhouse went on this podcast saying 198 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,440 Speaker 1: that he's the signed it. He's gonna go to Texas 199 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: A and M. Like he's Vaughan Miller one of these 200 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: fucking dudes, you he was Ryan Tannehill or one of 201 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: these Texas A and M dudes, Like he was Chris 202 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,239 Speaker 1: Middleton in one of these motherfucker's. So he makes this announcement. 203 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 1: He's like, I'm so happy I'm gonna go to Texas 204 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 1: I've I've decided to go to Texas A and M. 205 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: Like he's being offered scholarships, like he's fucking Kobe Bryant 206 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: coming out of high school. He put the hat on, 207 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: and Texas A and M got the news and they 208 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 1: were like, Duke, you ain't coming to Texas A and M. 209 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: You ain't accept it. You haven't been admitted as a 210 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: student this summer this fall. I'm like, fuck you think 211 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: this is Duke, Like you you chose the life you 212 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: want to choose not that. Listen, you got staining on you, 213 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: You got dick staying on you, that doesn't just rub 214 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: off you. Ain't just gonna I'm gonna go to Texas 215 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 1: A and m ain't happening like that, Dukes. I don't 216 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 1: know where little Kyle Writtenhouse is going, but as of now, 217 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: he ain't going to Texas A and m your little 218 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: fuck you. You know, like I said, I uh, but 219 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: dealing with this inflammation. And I've said this before, I said, inevitably, 220 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: I know, I know what's gonna happen with with my health. 221 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: The only thing I haven't tried is becoming one of 222 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 1: these celery juice drinking green juice, drinking grilled salmon playing 223 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 1: broccoli motherfucker's. And I've started this quest because of all 224 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: this flim the mucus, the amount of mucus that I 225 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: contain in my body that just comes out of nowhere. 226 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I get it if I'm eating cheese, cheeseburgers 227 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: and pizza and talenty and all this ship. But at 228 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 1: some point I'm like, Okay, well, if I don't put 229 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,440 Speaker 1: any of that in my body, where does the mucus 230 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: keep coming from? And I'm researching my wife's research, and 231 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: I got talking to this one. I'm talking to that 232 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: when I'm taking all these tinctures and all that ship, 233 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 1: and I go, you know what I have to do. 234 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: I have to like it's like that starvation diet, like 235 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: when I'm on that pro lawn. I have to like 236 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: starve it out. Yeah, I'm losing a few pounds, but 237 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 1: I'm not in a way that's fun. I went to 238 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 1: lunch today. I told the guys that can I get 239 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: a piece of grilled salmon and some plain broccoli. The 240 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: whole thing tastes like paper bag. I didn't put anything 241 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: on it. I need to carry a little thing of 242 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: a hot sauce in my sock, like Hillary Clinton. You know, 243 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton keeps up a little thing of hot sauce 244 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: in her purse. I get it. Hillary Clinton looks like 245 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 1: she's inflamed. Hillary Clinton looks like shit. And if her 246 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 1: doctor hit her with it, Like, yo, you need plain 247 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: piece of chicken, piece of grilled salmon, and some broccoli, 248 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: I could see you know, you know you put that 249 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: hot sauce on anything. I don't think there's there's anything 250 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 1: wrong with the hot sauce on anything, but I inevitably 251 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,119 Speaker 1: feel like this is where things are gonna go for me. 252 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I know I'm gonna 253 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,960 Speaker 1: be in uh, Virginia Beach on Friday. I don't know. See, 254 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,159 Speaker 1: that's the thing when you go on the road. What 255 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: do I do when I'm in Virginia Beach? Like? Do 256 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,440 Speaker 1: am I like a tupperware guy? Do I travel with 257 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 1: my own piece of grilled salmon and broccoli? Am I 258 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 1: one of these fucking guys? No, I'm Mike Rock. I 259 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:38,399 Speaker 1: don't know what to do. And then when you're in 260 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: San Antonio, in San Antonio, Texas next week, you know 261 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: they've got the barbecue, Like, I don't know what the 262 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 1: fund to do? You know, I want some grilled oysters 263 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,399 Speaker 1: ship like that. That's what I'm talking about, Some grilled oysters, 264 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:55,760 Speaker 1: some some barbecued lobster, some lobster on the barbie. I'm 265 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: into that kind of ship, not sucking dry piece of 266 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 1: salmon and a piece of chick and put some plain 267 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: broccoli on the side. Yo. DeShawn Watson of the Cleveland Cavaliers, 268 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,399 Speaker 1: the quarterback formerly of the Houston what is it, the 269 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,680 Speaker 1: Houston Texans ship that was a little see that's that 270 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: brain fog. That's that brain fog. Um, why said Houston whatever? 271 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: Just when you thought the smoke was clear, Now he 272 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: has a I think it's two fifty or two or 273 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: two hundred fifteen million dollar contract guaranteed from the Cleveland Browns. 274 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: I think, I said, Cleveland Cavaliers, the Cleveland Browns. Let's 275 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 1: just say two million. It might be to fifty, but 276 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: after two hundred million, really, who's who's counting? You're set 277 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: for life life, you know hard it would be to 278 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: funk off two million dollars. Anyway, he was put on 279 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 1: trial for different degrees of sexual misconduct, sexual assault allegedly. Um, 280 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: he wasn't put on trial. No judge took it to court. 281 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,119 Speaker 1: It went to the the whatever the grand jury or 282 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 1: the they tried to indict him. They couldn't in diet 283 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: him on anything. So now there was twenty three civil cases. 284 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: Twenty three civil cases. I just saw a thing on 285 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 1: Real Sports, HBO, Real Sports, HBO, Real Sports. Such a 286 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 1: good show. But it's all over the news DeShawn Watson. 287 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: In the last three days, there's been three more allegations 288 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: of women coming out saying that when he was they're 289 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,400 Speaker 1: getting what was spoke used to be a professional massage, 290 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 1: not a rubbing tug, not a Thailand special, not a 291 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 1: Robert craft on the side of the road in West 292 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: Palm Beach. Okay, not a crafty. We call those crafties 293 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: where you go into a little spot in West Palm 294 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 1: Beach you go, yeah, I want a massage. Huh and 295 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: like gh you in They always Asian accents. Are you 296 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: you see girl named Lily? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see 297 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: girl named Lily. A massage, strong massage. That's what I 298 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: came here for. And that's not what you came there for. 299 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: Came here to get that juice. Okay, yo, bullshit. Massage 300 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: and massages are never good. They're never deep tissue, they're 301 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:47,399 Speaker 1: never Swedish. These are not massage experts. These are not 302 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,120 Speaker 1: trained masseuses. These are people that will stick their finger 303 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,199 Speaker 1: up your ass and give your rubbing tug ass proper craft. 304 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: That's what we called a crafty. But the Shawn Wats 305 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: was a wild cowboy, is a wild cowboy. He would 306 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 1: hit up these women, mostly in the Houston and Texas area. 307 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 1: Like I said, he played for the Houston Texans. Say 308 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: that he wanted a massage he's a football player. My 309 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:20,160 Speaker 1: back hurts, my my hamstring hurts. Everything. Fucking this guy's 310 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 1: a bruiser. And now there's been twenty six I believe 311 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: it was twenty six or twenty five women who have 312 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 1: all said allegedly, allegedly, he hasn't been proven guilty in 313 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: a court of law and there's been no payouts in 314 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: the civil court yet allegedly that while he was in 315 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,440 Speaker 1: there getting what was supposed to be a professional sports massage, 316 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: DeShawn Watson was unfolding the loaf. They said that my 317 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 1: man would not only sometimes they would be like, oh, well, 318 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,520 Speaker 1: you we used towels and he was like, no, I 319 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,200 Speaker 1: don't need a towel, and they're like, well we're covering 320 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: up that dick, homie. You gonna be here with your 321 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: ass out. Like when you get a massage, even if 322 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 1: they rub your ass because it's nice you rub, you're 323 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: forgetting a proper massage. I get a massage all the time. 324 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: That massus. It could be a guy. I don't get 325 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:14,199 Speaker 1: funk who it is. He sticks those elbows, those forearms, 326 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,440 Speaker 1: and the hips and the glutes. If I'm a football 327 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: player and I know the ass has to hurt, you 328 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: fall on your ass. I want those elbows. I want 329 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 1: those forums on that ass. No Bruno, like I said, 330 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: I don't care who it is, my mother, your whoever 331 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,200 Speaker 1: give me the hardest massage, I'm down for it. But 332 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 1: DeShawn Watson, he would say, no, I don't need a towel, 333 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 1: and they say, well, we're giving you a towel, and 334 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 1: they said, you know what, I'll just use a a washcloth. 335 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: My man was in there with a washcloth on his dick, 336 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: and they would be giving him the massages and he's 337 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: like leaning this way and leaning that way, and allegedly 338 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: this and allegedly that, and the next thing you know, 339 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: you know, he's bricked up, real nice, real proper, and 340 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,480 Speaker 1: you know the women are like, what the funk, man, 341 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,239 Speaker 1: I'm trying to build a career as masseuse. And now 342 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 1: I will say there were a couple of women who 343 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 1: he did wind up having sex with and had relationships with. 344 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: But when you're putting it out there that many times again, 345 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,680 Speaker 1: this is just people. You know, there's some people that 346 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: are not like, yeah, I don't want to be involved. 347 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 1: I don't want to get mixed up in any of this. 348 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,560 Speaker 1: I was a fan. I choked this chick. I mean, 349 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 1: this is just the ones that are coming out. But 350 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 1: I know the Cleveland Browns must be going, what the 351 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: fund did we do? I mean they keep coming out, 352 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,359 Speaker 1: the allegations keep coming out after they've paid him two 353 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: and twenty five million dollars guaranteed. All the while they 354 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: can't ship off Baker Mayfield. There's no takers for Faker Baker, Baker, 355 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: Baker the touchdown maker. Remember everybody is so hyped up 356 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,639 Speaker 1: on Baker Mayfield was dancing. Are there's still gonna be 357 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: that many commercials for Baker Mayfield. You know, no team 358 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: wants him. Guys on every other commercial, like the sting 359 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 1: for the last two or three it was like the 360 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: Steph Curry of the NFL, the most commercials with the 361 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: least accomplishments. Cleveland Browns are all fucked up in the game. 362 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: I know they're like funck Man, we gave this guy 363 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: guaranteed money, but Cleveland's gonna Cleveland. The Lakers officially hired. 364 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: They had the press conference for Darvin Ham, who's going 365 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,120 Speaker 1: to take over as the coach of the Los Angeles 366 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: Lakers heading into next season. If you don't know who 367 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,600 Speaker 1: Darvin Ham is. I mean, if you're an NBA player, 368 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 1: you know who he is. A fucking goon. You know, 369 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: he gooned around the league. He's been assistant coaching. He 370 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,640 Speaker 1: infamously has been an assistant coach, very well respected assistant 371 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:57,680 Speaker 1: coach for the Milwaukee Bucks. And then this is a 372 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,639 Speaker 1: fucking true blue goon. I've seen Darwin ha him in 373 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: person once. It's a fucking big motherfucker. Like I saw 374 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 1: him recently. He's like six eight six nine six seven 375 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 1: something like that. Gotta be like at least two fifty pounds. 376 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,120 Speaker 1: He's like on some debo ship, straight up and down. 377 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 1: He might have one eye that's wonky, may not be 378 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 1: officially wonky, but it definitely wonks out. But he's a 379 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: fucking man. Anyway, he was announced as the head coach 380 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,159 Speaker 1: of the the Lakers, gave his press conference, and I 381 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 1: like it. You listen, I can't stand the Lakers. You 382 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 1: know that. And I'm not going to discuss a team 383 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: that didn't even make the play in tournament. Forget the playoffs, playoffs. 384 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,919 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the play in tournament. They didn't even 385 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: make the play in tournament. But not only is Darvin 386 00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: Ham coming to coach the Lakers. He's bringing Rashid Wallace 387 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:07,320 Speaker 1: as an assistant coach. Motherfucking Rashid Wallace. And if I'm 388 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: a Lakers fan and I'm not, I like this because 389 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,159 Speaker 1: Darvin Ham, I don't think he's a flunky, and I 390 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: think he's a type of motherfucker who he'll fight players, 391 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: and we know Rashid Wallace is on that same ship. 392 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: I think Darvin Him is like, yo, fuck these dudes. 393 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,399 Speaker 1: A d Anthony Davis is a bitchass, soft talented, always 394 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: getting hurt. Motherfucker Rashid, your one and only priority is 395 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: to stay in his ass. No Bruno take him from 396 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,680 Speaker 1: being a boy into being a man, and Darvin Him, 397 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 1: I just don't think. I mean, listen, who knows what 398 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,120 Speaker 1: kind of a coach he'll be, But as a presence, 399 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,960 Speaker 1: I like a coach who looks like he could beat 400 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 1: up all of his players. That's unprecedented in the NBA 401 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,360 Speaker 1: where the coach looks like he'll smack the ship out 402 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: of every single one of his players. I like that, 403 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: And I like that he's bringing in Rashid because Rashid's 404 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: another When these guys are punks, they're not Funky's So 405 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be exciting. I think it's gonna 406 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,080 Speaker 1: be funny. Feels confident about Russell Westbrook. I mean, he's 407 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,879 Speaker 1: probably the last one who feels confident about him. I mean, 408 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 1: I guess he just got hired. He's got to feel confident, 409 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 1: or at least say he feels confident. Um, but I 410 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 1: think it's fun I think if you're a Laker fan again, 411 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm not you should be excited about Darvin Ham coming 412 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: into coach the Los Angeles Lakers, and as far as 413 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,920 Speaker 1: the NBA Finals are concerned, loving it, loving every minute 414 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 1: of it, not into the fact that the games have 415 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,760 Speaker 1: been three days apart. First game was last Thursday, the 416 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: second game was Sunday. Now I gotta wait just two days. 417 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: Third game, Game three is this Wednesday, and then Game 418 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:09,640 Speaker 1: four it's Friday. That's not too bad, but that three 419 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: day wait was tough because I'm so excited about the games, 420 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: and um, you know where I stand. Listen. I was 421 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:22,440 Speaker 1: there when the Boston Celtics swept they swept away the 422 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,959 Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets, and I was all in Al Horford, Marcus Smart, 423 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: Derek White looks like a fucking Elmo Derek White looks 424 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: like a fucked up Elmo. It looks like a light 425 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: skinned Elmo with that headband, that fucked up hairline, and 426 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,280 Speaker 1: that raggedy little ship of an afro he's got. But 427 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 1: I was all in for that. And may maybe some 428 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: of you were confused because some people say, yo, Mike 429 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: rib you were sucking Boston Dick no Bruno when they 430 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: beat your Brooklyn nets and they swept Kevin Duran I go, yet, 431 00:28:54,120 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: that's right, I compartmentalize. I appreciate that. Okay, I watched 432 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: him do it. I was very very, very very happy 433 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 1: when that fucking Grant Williams. I was very happy. Grant 434 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: Williams looks like he rode the happy bus. You know, 435 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 1: the happy bus, short bus, yellow bus. He looks like 436 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: he rode that happy bus. That's slow bus, that's slow 437 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,360 Speaker 1: ride to school. Grant Williams. I was happy with him. 438 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 1: I was. He was chasing around Kevin Durant, bumping into him, talking, 439 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 1: shipped him. But that was then. This is now we 440 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:42,040 Speaker 1: all know year after year the Knicks aren't involved funk 441 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,280 Speaker 1: with the Golden State Warriors. I'm all in on Steph Curry, 442 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: last name rhymes with flurry, Okay, funk with Clay. Mama 443 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: called him Clay. Why shouldn't the rest of us just 444 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 1: call him Clay? Frustrated his funk with Draymond Green. Draymond 445 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: Green is so frustrating. It must be so frustrating to 446 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 1: play with Draymond Green to coach great Draymond Green. Draymond 447 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: Green is was just a smidge away from getting kicked 448 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,680 Speaker 1: out of a game last night. He almost got kicked 449 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: out of Game two. And I'm thinking of myself, if 450 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 1: you get kicked out of another game and lose your 451 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,280 Speaker 1: team in the finals, they should cut him right there. 452 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: Because yes, he's a great player. Yes defensively he's great. Yes, 453 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: the energy and all that, but you have to be 454 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: able to control yourself. You also have to be able 455 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,400 Speaker 1: to make free throws. And every single time Draymond Green 456 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 1: shoots the ball, it's a different release. Sometimes it's over 457 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,520 Speaker 1: his head, sometimes it's to the side of his head, 458 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 1: sometimes it's to the right of his Every time he 459 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,800 Speaker 1: shoots a jump shot, this is a probably be in 460 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: the NBA Hall of Fame. Every single time he shoots 461 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: a jump shot, it's different. And this is somebody with 462 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,560 Speaker 1: a self proclaimed Sue producer high Basketball i Q. Yet 463 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 1: every single time you shoot the fucking ball, it's like 464 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 1: an experiment. It's like he's working out the kinks, but 465 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: in real time in the NBA Finals. But he was 466 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: so close to getting himself kicked out of game too, which, 467 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: of course, the Warriors blew the funk out of the 468 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: Boston Celtics. They were up by thirty points at one point, 469 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: I believe it was thirty points. It was glorious. And now, 470 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: of course they gotta go to Boston, which ain't gonna 471 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 1: be easy because Boston is a good team. The Boston 472 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: Celtic fans are gonna be They're gonna be rabid. These 473 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 1: people literally cook and eat Steph Curry if they could. 474 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: These fans are animals up there, the old ones, the 475 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: new ones, these are inbreds, the majority of these Boston, 476 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: the Boston Celtics fans, especially the ones in the higher 477 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: up seats. But you got Game three, you got Game four, 478 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: and aside from that fourth quarter in Game one, the 479 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: Warriors have outplayed the Celtics and seven out of the 480 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: eight quarters. Yes, they didn't necessarily win every quarter scoring wise, 481 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: but they've been in control of every single quarter except 482 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,440 Speaker 1: for when things got way fucked up in the fourth 483 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 1: quarter of Game one. So now it's tied up. Like 484 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 1: I said, they got to go to that. It's like 485 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 1: the oven. It's like going into the red brick oven 486 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: over there of Boston. What is it? The TDS Arena, 487 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,960 Speaker 1: tb D Arena, Who then knows it ain't the Boston Garden, 488 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: the SPC A area, what is it? I don't know 489 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,480 Speaker 1: what it is. I don't care what it is. But 490 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 1: based on the way things are going, I really think 491 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,479 Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors could win this in six games. 492 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 1: I think they could win this in six games. I 493 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: think they're gonna win one game in Boston, and I 494 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,640 Speaker 1: think they're gonna they're gonna wind up winning this in 495 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 1: six games. If not, they're gonna win in seven. I 496 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: just think that. I think that kid Robert Williams is hurt. 497 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 1: He's been a big asset around the basket, rebounding block 498 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 1: and shots. I think Steph Curry is on fire. I 499 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: think Clay Thompson, who had a shitty fucking game the 500 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: other night, he'll turn it around. Obviously, this is what 501 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,560 Speaker 1: I want, and obviously the Boston Celtics they're gonna play 502 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 1: better than they did in Game two. But it's been 503 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 1: a great, great, fun series. I mean, how could you not, like, 504 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,800 Speaker 1: you know, I supow some people interneting I'm not really 505 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: into this series. Then you're not in the basketball. You 506 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 1: got stars galore, you got defense, you got Steph Curry 507 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,080 Speaker 1: playing out of his fucking mind, playing the best basketball 508 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: all around that he's ever played, playing hard on defense, 509 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: being physical with the physical players. You got Marcus Smart, 510 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,240 Speaker 1: You've got Al horror for there's so many storylines, Jayson Tatum, 511 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 1: Jalen Brown, Everybody hates Draymond, forget everybody hates Chris. There 512 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,800 Speaker 1: should literally be a TV show called Everybody Hates Draymond 513 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,800 Speaker 1: because I know Steph sometimes he's like, just shut the 514 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:38,640 Speaker 1: fuck up, man, shut the funk up and play. He 515 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 1: actually people are scared him, Like, yo, nobody's scared of you. 516 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,399 Speaker 1: You're not intimidating anybody. I know. Steve Curse sometimes will 517 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: be like, just fucking just get the shut the funk 518 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,720 Speaker 1: up man, and play fucking ball. But it's been great. 519 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: It ain't over. It certainly ain't a and listen, that's 520 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,359 Speaker 1: wishful thinking. I want the Warriors to win in six. 521 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,160 Speaker 1: I want them to win this final so fucking bad. 522 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,000 Speaker 1: I always want them to win. I just love that team, 523 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: loves Steph. I love watching Steph. I love Clay. Even 524 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: though I can't stand this fucking Draymond, I love it. 525 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 1: I just love that team. I've always really enjoyed the 526 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: Golden State Wars. Like I said, I sat there on 527 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,320 Speaker 1: the court with the We Believe team. I think it 528 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,680 Speaker 1: was two thousand and five, Game four, they swept the 529 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 1: Dallas Mavericks. I never ever, I'll never forget to look 530 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,879 Speaker 1: on Mark Cuban and Dirk Newinsky's face. Dirk Nwinsky had 531 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 1: to accept the m v P Award about a week 532 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:45,760 Speaker 1: later after getting swept four games straight by the Golden 533 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,680 Speaker 1: State Wars. Of course, Chris Mullen, bern King, World b Free, 534 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,759 Speaker 1: Joe Barry Carroll, Mitch Richmond, Latrelle spree Well, I've always 535 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,960 Speaker 1: I've always liked the Warriors, but obviously this team I'd 536 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: just fucking love. I love those run t MC teams too, 537 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,839 Speaker 1: like I said, Mitch Richmond, Latrell Spreewall, and a man 538 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: Chris Mullen, Brooklyn's in the house. But the NBA Playoffs 539 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,799 Speaker 1: are and always will be fantastic. And if you don't 540 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: think this is a you're not feeling these NBA Finals, 541 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: then you don't feel the NBA, then you don't like 542 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,680 Speaker 1: the NBA. Go watch hockey. Hockey is fun. I watched 543 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 1: a little hockey, but I ain't watching anything over the 544 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,240 Speaker 1: NBA Finals. I even didn't even watch the Real Housewives 545 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: of Atlanta last night. I was like, fun, My wife 546 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360 Speaker 1: is like, we're gonna watch Atlanta. I said, no, we 547 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:37,160 Speaker 1: ain't watching funk that. We'll catch the Real Housewives of 548 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,359 Speaker 1: Atlanta on the downstroke, if you know what I mean, 549 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: catch that ship later. And I never not watched the 550 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,560 Speaker 1: Real Housewives. But if it's the NBA Finals and the 551 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: Real aus Wives, we're watching the motherfucking NBA Finals. Anyway, 552 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm done. 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