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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, a girl wanted us to prank

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend who works at Applebee's, and she says he

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Speaker 1: gets hit on all the time by a group of

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Speaker 1: older women who come in there every single week, and

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Speaker 1: they flirt with him. They kind of give him a

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Speaker 1: bad time.

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Speaker 2: And tease him.

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Speaker 1: Miss those days of being a service hit on my

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Speaker 1: old ladies all the time. I mean, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: nice but also a little bit weird. But we thought,

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Speaker 1: how perfect would it be for our own brook Fox

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Speaker 1: to be one of these thirsty cougars.

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Speaker 2: I was surprised Literally's asked me to do this. I

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Speaker 2: thought for sure you're going to ask Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a second choice. I will be honest

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Speaker 1: with you there. But she calls this guy trying to

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Speaker 1: get her delicious or derv if you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You can see if she traps her young prey in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Cory, I'm sorry who is this?

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Speaker 2: This is Anya? Because That's where I'm gonna be Lateranya.

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Speaker 3: It I I'm sorry who is this? Though? Anya?

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Speaker 2: Remember Anya from Applebee's.

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Speaker 3: I work at Applebee's, but I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.

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Speaker 2: Ring iting thing. I knew you'd remember me.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm really sorry. I don't remember you. How would

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Speaker 3: I know you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I get it. We're playing games tonight? I like that.

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Speaker 3: No, no games. I'm really I'm being serious. I think

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Speaker 3: you have the wrong person.

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Speaker 2: I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the

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Speaker 2: toilet seed up makes me work for it.

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Speaker 3: Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know

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Speaker 3: what that means.

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Speaker 2: You know, the last server I was with had a British.

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Speaker 3: Accent, okay, and it.

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Speaker 2: Only happened after we hooked up. Now he just speaks British.

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Speaker 2: How would you like a posh British party baby.

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Speaker 3: Because British partty. No, I don't know. I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 3: that accent is like some weird German or you know.

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Speaker 2: In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four

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Speaker 2: for hungriest cougar on the Block.

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Speaker 3: Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm about.

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Speaker 2: To be more okay when you bump me up to

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Speaker 2: number three, or you could just bump me.

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Speaker 3: No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm

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Speaker 3: really sorry.

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Speaker 2: I've been wondering, do you have a stepmom or do

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Speaker 2: you want me to just roll play as one.

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Speaker 3: That's gross.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room

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Speaker 2: for being naughty.

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Speaker 3: I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that

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Speaker 3: one of my fellow servers probably put my number on

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Speaker 3: your your receipts about you.

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Speaker 2: Just shut up and listen.

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Speaker 3: Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.

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Speaker 2: Tonight, you'll come over to my house, take off your shirt,

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to write a number on your back

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Speaker 2: with my finger that tells you my body count.

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Speaker 3: Your body count as.

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Speaker 2: In previous partners.

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Speaker 3: That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know?

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Speaker 2: Why? Back? Because mama's got a lot of commas.

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Speaker 1: I don't become a mama.

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Speaker 3: It's really obvious that you've been drinking.

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Speaker 2: Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in

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Speaker 2: my wineglass minutes ago, fished out with my teeth.

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Speaker 3: You need to sober up and I need to go.

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Speaker 2: You have to live so soon? Are you going to

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Speaker 2: go party with your girlfriend? Naomi?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: What she told me? How you get hit on all

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Speaker 2: the time at your waiter job by wait sexy older women?

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Speaker 3: When did you talk to Naomi, I'm confused here can.

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Speaker 2: She set you up for this prank phone call? Oh my,

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Speaker 2: oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wait sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.

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Speaker 2: I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tell on you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, who is this creepy woman called? So

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Speaker 3: you were getting hot?

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Speaker 2: I heard it?

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Speaker 3: I heard No, Yeah, your.

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Speaker 2: Girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars apparently at Applebee's

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Speaker 2: have asked you to hang out.

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Speaker 3: And yes, there's a group of women that come in

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Speaker 3: like three times a week and it's awkward and she knows.

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Speaker 2: That backfired on her if you were into.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you

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Speaker 3: write your body count number on my back. That would

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Speaker 3: have been weird.

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Speaker 2: Oh you wanted me to be the stepmama? Come on?

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Speaker 3: No, definitely not having this week up every morning with

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Speaker 3: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning