Speaker 1: This is Suckers.
Speaker 2: I'm cal Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and I'm Jared.
Speaker 3: Haven at iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Everybody?
Speaker 4: Welcome to an all new episode of Suckers podcast featuring Dean.
Speaker 2: Caitlin and Jared.
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Speaker 4: Next on this Suckers is right. Welcome to the episode,
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen. I listened to last week's episode as
Speaker 4: I do most weeks, and I've realized I talk too fast,
Speaker 4: and so I'm going to slow it down today.
Speaker 3: It's funny. I thought the same thing about myself.
Speaker 2: That's just so funny.
Speaker 4: Maybe we were accidentally listen listening to the podcast and
Speaker 4: one point five x speed. Maybe I want to talk
Speaker 4: so slow that people have to listen to this at
Speaker 4: one point five x speed just to be able to
Speaker 4: get through the whole sea.
Speaker 2: Jared, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. I don't listen back. Somebody asked me that
Speaker 1: at Audrey's and I said I should because it's probably
Speaker 1: like an athlete watching film on themselves. But I can't
Speaker 1: listen to my own voice, so sorry. I listened to
Speaker 1: two minutes in I've already listened to the conversation because
Speaker 1: we had the conversation, and then I can't stand the
Speaker 1: sound of my own voice.
Speaker 4: Oh, totally agree. For me, it's like watching a horror movie.
Speaker 4: I watched between my fingers, like under the covers a
Speaker 4: little bit. It's like I'm a cringe listening to myself,
Speaker 4: but it is. It's like an athlete watching film. You know,
Speaker 4: you got to learn from your.
Speaker 1: Mistakes, figure out how you get better every day.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you.
Speaker 4: I saw on Ben and Ashley's so stories on Instagram
Speaker 4: that Ashley found out that I muted her, and I
Speaker 4: just wanted to check in with you.
Speaker 2: How she's doing. Is she okay?
Speaker 4: Is that why you guys are at the hospital in
Speaker 4: Virginia this week?
Speaker 2: You're well.
Speaker 1: She had a panic attack after she found out that
Speaker 1: you muted her, but she honestly did not care. She
Speaker 1: was We were talking about it yesterday we brought Dawson
Speaker 1: to the playground and on the way back. Forget how
Speaker 1: it got brought up, but she was talking about how
Speaker 1: she read the article that said Dean blocks. I think
Speaker 1: it was like Nick viol Maybe was the headline. I
Speaker 1: can't remember, Yeah, but Kaelin Bristow in the article that
Speaker 1: you also blocked Ashley, And at first she was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell he blocks me? And then she was like, honestly,
Speaker 1: that's so Dean, That's fine. I don't care, Like I
Speaker 1: get if he doesn't want to see me talk about motherhood.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you're on the sign mindset is me
Speaker 1: For the record, though she.
Speaker 4: Does, I didn't block her though, right, I just just
Speaker 4: muted her. I still he muted whatever. I still looked
Speaker 4: at her. I still responded to her store the other
Speaker 4: day after I found out that she found out that
Speaker 4: I muted her, and I was like, I just want
Speaker 4: you to know I'm still here checking in.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I think that that article was so funny.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of past the point of like getting mad
Speaker 4: at ridiculous articles being written just because they are so
Speaker 4: like ironic and humorous to me, like that does not
Speaker 4: that it was zero percent deserving of an article, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean? And all it's doing is now
Speaker 4: just kind of making me feel even worse. But at
Speaker 4: the end of the day, it's it is what it is.
Speaker 4: I accept it, and I kind of appreciate that these
Speaker 4: silly little articles maybe are leading to a couple more
Speaker 4: listeners in the podcast.
Speaker 3: Has Caitlin Bristow talked about.
Speaker 2: It, I've probably not. I don't think it's beneath her.
Speaker 1: I mean not to my knowledge. I doubt she cares either,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure she's in the same boat as you would.
Speaker 3: Address on her podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just feel like I mentioned it, she's probably
Speaker 4: got a lot more going on than I do. That's
Speaker 4: why I actually grasp it straws and she's talking about
Speaker 4: way more interesting things than I am.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it only helps us if Kaitlyn talks about it. Well,
Speaker 1: that's talk.
Speaker 4: About it like I don't. I don't really care as
Speaker 4: much about Like I don't. I really don't care, like
Speaker 4: it's not gonna affect my day to day basis. But
Speaker 4: but now because that article was written, it almost feels
Speaker 4: like Kate like I don't want Caitlyn to think I
Speaker 4: have a vendetta against her or anything like that, which
Speaker 4: it kind of does feel like that way once an
Speaker 4: article gets written about it, which is not true at all.
Speaker 2: I just, you know, don't I think anyone.
Speaker 3: Who knows you knows that you don't really care about
Speaker 3: a lot like a lot of like dumb things like.
Speaker 2: This, Okay, but I still care about some things.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. What's the difference between someone
Speaker 1: like me and you where you actively block someone because
Speaker 1: you're just like, well, I don't want to see their
Speaker 1: content versus someone like me who literally just flies right
Speaker 1: past their content. Is there any difference?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it's probably better for their numbers. I used
Speaker 4: to get somewhat offended when people like unfollow me or
Speaker 4: what have it, But I mean I still do. I
Speaker 4: mean I used to be at one point four million
Speaker 4: Instagram followers. Now I'm at one point one.
Speaker 2: That hurts.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sting me as much anymore. I mean, it
Speaker 1: definitely did, just because there's a competitiveness, you know, where
Speaker 1: you see somebody else on the show get x amount
Speaker 1: of followers and you're like, oh God, like I I
Speaker 1: can compete with them. It's more of a competitiveness with
Speaker 1: me more than anything. But the only time I guess
Speaker 1: it would ever bother me is if someone I consider
Speaker 1: a friend, yeah, doesn't follow me, I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: hell you don't follow me?
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 4: Do you have any examples of people from the show
Speaker 4: that you've considered friends that don't follow you.
Speaker 1: I'd have to think about it.
Speaker 2: Give me a minute.
Speaker 1: Besides me, Uh, you don't follow do you know? If
Speaker 1: you didn't follow me, I'll be like, bro, what you
Speaker 1: could block me? But you gotta follow me.
Speaker 2: I follow Jared, I Followaired.
Speaker 4: I actually send Jared a lot of Instagram posts and
Speaker 4: stuff and he never sends me back. It's always the
Speaker 4: one way street with us on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh, I said nobody. I'm like, oh, superhero stuff. Jared
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 4: Oh, a kid likes dinosaurs is probably going to be
Speaker 4: smarter than a kid that doesn't like dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Sending to Jared, Dean sent me a nice video of
Speaker 1: a particular you know, let's just call it a dance video.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a tutorial. Let's just say that.
Speaker 1: And uh I watched and uh it was entertaining, to say,
Speaker 1: the least best seconds of your days.
Speaker 3: The memes and the gifts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, but yeah, that's good that she Uh, she
Speaker 4: didn't take offense to it, but she knows I love her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who doesn't like Yeah? Actually, who would be? Now?
Speaker 1: I want to know? I also would be someone.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 3: I'm also just really bad at following people on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Like I just forget. I don't know, like a lot
Speaker 3: of your friends, I don't follow, and when they bring
Speaker 3: it up to me, it's really awkward. I'm like, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4: My big thing is like a lot of times, when
Speaker 4: you meet someone in today's day and age, you like
Speaker 4: your instinct after you leave that eating with them is
Speaker 4: to go and follow them on Instagram. I don't really
Speaker 4: have that inkling anymore, like either, I don't really think
Speaker 4: too oh I met this person, I'll go follow them
Speaker 4: on Instagram. Now it's kind of like if I hang out,
Speaker 4: I kind of have like a this is like totally
Speaker 4: not real, but just kind of like a mental thing
Speaker 4: that probably happens. Like I need to probably hang out
Speaker 4: with this person multiple times or at least exchange fun
Speaker 4: numbers and text privately before I can like consider myself
Speaker 4: good enough friends to be interested in following.
Speaker 2: You, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that, I think I've got it.
Speaker 3: The way NFL player you were ghosting, we won't say
Speaker 3: his name. That former NFL player you were ghosting. He
Speaker 3: texted you so many times and you don't need to
Speaker 3: say his name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like that, yeah, yeah, super ghosted an
Speaker 1: NFL player.
Speaker 4: Has been hit Yeah, well it's funny because Jered know
Speaker 4: exactly who it is. Super Bowl winning running back has
Speaker 4: been hitting me up, like just via text message, and
Speaker 4: his it says maybe this name and it's not his name,
Speaker 4: it's like his nickname. And I was like, who the
Speaker 4: heck is this person? Why does he keep hitting me up?
Speaker 4: And then like finally hit me one like a couple
Speaker 4: of days ago, and I like texted him back and
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm so sorry for ignoring you. I
Speaker 4: had no idea that this was you. That's kind of
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. I don't follow him on Instagram. You
Speaker 4: need to follow or hang out with him some more
Speaker 4: before I get to that point. It's just such a
Speaker 4: silly it's such a silly like social dilemma that people
Speaker 4: are faced with where following people on social media like
Speaker 4: has a bearing in your relationship with them, where it's
Speaker 4: just like such a silly little thing to take into consideration.
Speaker 2: But it's true, we do. Like I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: saying I don't do that at all. I am also
Speaker 2: guilty of that.
Speaker 1: You know, I have one and it's a little bit
Speaker 1: juicier and it does not offend me, but there was
Speaker 1: a part of me that wishes he followed me. Si, huh,
Speaker 1: Paul Simon, No, no, no, he's Bachelor Bachelor Universe. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you should I give you guys. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you guys some guesses. So he's someone that I'm
Speaker 1: definitely friendly with. I'm friends with but not super close with. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been to his wedding. Okay, nope, No, Joe follows me.
Speaker 1: Joe and I send Seinfeld clips back and forth. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: You've been to his wedding. Jerry, yup?
Speaker 1: And it wasn't it. I follow him. I wasn't expecting
Speaker 1: him to follow me, but there was a sliver of hope.
Speaker 1: Because he follows, he falls Ashley, he falls Ben, he follows,
Speaker 1: but he falls you, Dean, I just looked.
Speaker 3: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Who is this person?
Speaker 1: It's not Jerry Gary Gary? Oh, it's not Gary. It's
Speaker 1: not Gary. No, No, sorry, I could. I mean love
Speaker 1: Gary so much, but there's there.
Speaker 4: Really haven't been that many bachelor weddings, right, Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know who it is. Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison is correct. The ladies and gentlemen for the wind. Oh,
Speaker 1: he doesn't follow me, that's okay.
Speaker 4: He only he only just started following me after we
Speaker 4: spent some time together in Pebble recently. Oh nice, and
Speaker 4: you weren't there, So maybe that's why he takes me.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was that was the kicker right there, and
Speaker 1: not that I have would expect obviously.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I know it's nothing personal, so it doesn't really
Speaker 1: bother me that much. But when I was looking, I
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder if Harrison follows me because he
Speaker 1: came up on my Instagram story. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh he doesn't. That's sad. Oh well, because he follows
Speaker 1: like Tanner and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 4: It does sting a little bit, right, Do you have
Speaker 4: any any types of h No, it doesn't sting.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything No, I don't want him to
Speaker 1: think that like it actually does sting. I've perfectly followed
Speaker 1: him not following me. I know it's not personal.
Speaker 2: The sun will still rise in the morning. Absolutely. Do
Speaker 2: you have any of these?
Speaker 3: There's people that like, you know, when you're unreels and
Speaker 3: then I'm looking for sounds and then I find people.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I want to follow them, and they
Speaker 3: follow like every Bachelor person except for me. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: that that hurts. I know, random things.
Speaker 4: Like that, but no one hurts more like Bachelor franchise
Speaker 4: or anything that don't follow you that you I don't.
Speaker 3: Think so, No, I don't really I would agree with
Speaker 3: I think it's more of some people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's the person that I want to follow,
Speaker 1: that follow that's not a part of Bachelor, that follows
Speaker 1: so many people from the Bachelor.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, yeah, I can't follow them, and.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, they follow everyone everyone know. It bugs
Speaker 3: me too when people follow Dean and they don't follow
Speaker 3: like women, sorry women, specifically, when hot women follow Dean
Speaker 3: and they don't follow me. I'm like, I'm his wife,
Speaker 3: you should follow me.
Speaker 1: That must make Dean feel pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm gone, it does.
Speaker 4: But I'm sure more people follow you than they follow me, Kalen,
Speaker 4: so there's more of that than there is for me.
Speaker 3: There's one person in particular that I'm thinking of that
Speaker 3: I won't name, but she follows every Bachelor person Dean included.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna invite her to like my Dillard's
Speaker 3: launch in Denver, and then I was like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe so does she live in Denver, Colorado area?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Hmmm, not a Bachelor person, just random?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I know that's one.
Speaker 4: There is a There is definitely something to be said
Speaker 4: when someone that you admire like their life or whatever
Speaker 4: it is, and you got to see who they follow
Speaker 4: and you're the only actually personally follow it. That's happened
Speaker 4: to me a few times, and I'm like, yes, part
Speaker 4: of me just gets really happy inside.
Speaker 3: Well, what's cool too. I was thinking about this in
Speaker 3: the airport. Dean has a lot of young fans, like
Speaker 3: male fans, and he had two men come up to him.
Speaker 3: One of them was like, I love your photography, like
Speaker 3: you're crushing it. And then this other, like little boy
Speaker 3: he was probably in college, was like do you need babies?
Speaker 3: And it's cool that you've created something outside of the Bachelor,
Speaker 3: Like people are huge fans of your photography, which I
Speaker 3: think is cool.
Speaker 4: It turns out one of those guys This's has been
Speaker 4: like hitting up for a while and I have messaged
Speaker 4: him back a little bit on Instagram and he's like,
Speaker 4: it was so funny bumping into you and Charlotte, and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, what are the odds
Speaker 4: that we ran into each other.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, but yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: But it's cool.
Speaker 3: It's cool that you've created that.
Speaker 2: You get that a lot more from young girls, though,
Speaker 2: I think, well.
Speaker 3: They just watch a show. I haven't done anything cool,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have.
Speaker 4: You hiked Nepoli Coast, you hike to have a supie.
Speaker 4: You've been to Guatemal, You've been to swaant Lucia, you've
Speaker 4: been to Aruba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2: So that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things is when people cut like actually,
Speaker 1: my favorite thing is when people come up to me
Speaker 1: and they're like Brady and I'm like, uh, yes, like yes,
Speaker 1: love it, Thank you so much, Jared.
Speaker 2: What did you guys do for Ashley's birthday?
Speaker 1: We went out to dinner, so I got her flowers
Speaker 1: and a card in the morning, and I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to get for her because we're at that stage
Speaker 1: in our relationship right now. I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: her anything of material because there's just nothing. You know,
Speaker 1: We're very lucky, as you guys are in the same
Speaker 1: boat where we are able to have a lot of
Speaker 1: things that we've wanted in terms of like you know
Speaker 1: rooms or you know baby stuff, and and so it's like, well,
Speaker 1: we're trying to declutter the house and not clutter it.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna get her anything, just like she
Speaker 1: doesn't get me anything, like we didn't exchange gifts for Christmas,
Speaker 1: even though I did get her something for Christmas, but
Speaker 1: she didn't get me anything. But so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get her anything because like I remember
Speaker 1: last birthday, I got her like a shirt. It's a
Speaker 1: cute little shirt with had like Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo
Speaker 1: DiCaprio when there were kids on there, because like that's
Speaker 1: her two crushes. And I'm like that's stupid though, like
Speaker 1: she never wears the shirts. It's such a waste. So
Speaker 1: I told her that she what I said, because we
Speaker 1: were coming here the next week for a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 1: I said, you should, let's schedule a day where you
Speaker 1: and Lauren just hang out, like you guys go to
Speaker 1: the spa, you go do whatever you want, and then
Speaker 1: I'll take care of Dawson. That'll be my birthday gift.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, well, all I want to
Speaker 1: do with my sister is hang on on the couch.
Speaker 1: Kind of in with Dawson, and I'm like, all right, well, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess that's fine too. But we did have a
Speaker 1: nice meal out. We went to the White Horse Tavern,
Speaker 1: which is in Newport's the oldest tavern in the United States.
Speaker 1: It was opened in sixteen ninety two and it still
Speaker 1: has a very colonial feel to it. Like you walk
Speaker 1: in and it's like like the bars separate room, the
Speaker 1: hallway is a separate room, the dining room is everything separate.
Speaker 1: So it is really cool. It feels very historic in there,
Speaker 1: and it was fun. So we had a really nice
Speaker 1: evening out. She can't drink, obviously because she's pregoes. So
Speaker 1: I had a glass of wine and we had some
Speaker 1: good food and it was just nice of us. No,
Speaker 1: she just gets coke.
Speaker 4: I love that. You're like, she can't drink, obviously, so
Speaker 4: I got wasted. I know, I know, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I know, obviously I'll drink.
Speaker 2: She can drive it.
Speaker 1: No. I mean I do like having a glass of
Speaker 1: wine with dinner though, And she doesn't care. She's not
Speaker 1: like the type of person who's like, please don't drink
Speaker 1: because I can't drink.
Speaker 2: She doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I think I would be that way. I think I
Speaker 3: would say, you don't drink in solidarity with me.
Speaker 2: You you think you will be that way?
Speaker 3: Huh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 4: I would probably take nine months off without question to
Speaker 4: what about coffee?
Speaker 1: Oh, no way, there is no way in hell you're
Speaker 1: not drinking coffee.
Speaker 4: For that's that's that's a big question mark.
Speaker 2: I could just sneak it and like drink it other room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an addict.
Speaker 2: No, that's me being that's me being cognizan a year.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't ask you to give up coffee, but.
Speaker 2: You would ask me to give up boost for nine months.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you're with me, we don't really like drink
Speaker 3: together anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm way more into mocktails,
Speaker 3: So I think I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: And then Kaitlin, you might have like I think it's
Speaker 1: called an adversion to some of these things. For example,
Speaker 1: Ashley doesn't even enjoy the smell of coffee right now.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just not not appealing to her one bit.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want it, So me drinking in front of her,
Speaker 1: She's like, that's fine, Like I could care less. I
Speaker 1: wonder if there's something though that I do drink or
Speaker 1: eat in front of her, that she's like this mother.
Speaker 3: Like hard boiled eggs in the office.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can't have like sliced Deli meat right now.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure if I had a nice big turkey
Speaker 1: and cheese, she would not be happy with me.
Speaker 3: Is she? What is her thoughts on people having alcohol?
Speaker 3: Because I've seen a few people do this, like later
Speaker 3: on in you're pregnant, so you can have a glass
Speaker 3: of wine or something. Is that true or is that yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I feel I know that there's that you
Speaker 1: can or there's I don't there's certain studies or people do,
Speaker 1: especially in Europe. I'm sure she would be fine if
Speaker 1: she had a glass of wine, but again, she has
Speaker 1: no desires for it right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, we're the type of people like if we
Speaker 1: were out and we were having fun with people and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, let's have a drink. But Ashley and
Speaker 1: I are never the type of people. I wish we
Speaker 1: were a little bit more where it's like we're sitting
Speaker 1: on the counch watching TV. It's like, oh, let's have
Speaker 1: a glass of wine. Yeah, Like we're way more cookies
Speaker 1: ice cream type people.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of how we are too. We
Speaker 4: don't really ever drink together. The only time is like
Speaker 4: when we're at dinner, maybe Kitlen, I'll have a glass
Speaker 4: of wine and I typically won't. The only time I
Speaker 4: really drink is like if I'm with my friends golfing
Speaker 4: or something. And then but that's like you know, once
Speaker 4: twice twice a month something like that.
Speaker 2: An it's kind of nice like I do.
Speaker 4: I I'm like when I look back to when I
Speaker 4: how I was, when I was in my mid twenties
Speaker 4: or whatever, and it was you know, bulligerent drinking three
Speaker 4: days a week.
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful those days are behind me because.
Speaker 3: Even COVID, though, I feel like we drink so much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: during the shutdown.
Speaker 4: I did plow through some jamison during during COVID, that's
Speaker 4: for sure. I When you have a baby, I've heard
Speaker 4: that it's good to like take a shot of whiskey
Speaker 4: and then you breastfeed through the whisky goes through the
Speaker 4: breast milk and then it kind of like calms the
Speaker 4: baby down a little bit. That could be like an
Speaker 4: old timey thing, but that's just whatever.
Speaker 3: We are being serious. Yeah, I don't think that you
Speaker 3: can do that.
Speaker 2: That's that's just what I've heard.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty I don't think like.
Speaker 4: A single shot of whiskey, so it's obviously not really
Speaker 4: like that. Jared would know, Jared, what do you think
Speaker 4: about that?
Speaker 1: Say it against I was looking up a Harvard Health
Speaker 1: study about drinking while pregnant.
Speaker 4: So, like, let's say Ashley just has this baby, newborn,
Speaker 4: it's breastfeeding.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if he has brestfeople.
Speaker 4: Let's say you do, for the sake of this conversation,
Speaker 4: and you can take a shot of whiskey or like
Speaker 4: have a glass of wine, and then that goes through
Speaker 4: the breast milk and then the baby absorbs it, and
Speaker 4: it's obviously like a very small amount, but it like
Speaker 4: calms the baby down. I'm not saying. I'm obviously not
Speaker 4: a medical professional whatsoever. I'm not encouraging people to do this.
Speaker 4: I've just heard. This is what I've heard is an
Speaker 4: upward like.
Speaker 3: Sounds like something from the seventies that people did.
Speaker 1: For sure, Yeah, like an old lives tale. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just what I've heard. But they also like I know
Speaker 1: that parents used to it. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: still do. They may put like a little rum or
Speaker 1: alcohol on the baby's lips. Yeah, when they're like anxiety
Speaker 1: written or teething, and it apparently calms them down right.
Speaker 4: But I'm curious to know, like if that leads to
Speaker 4: any future developmental problems in terms of like addiction or
Speaker 4: anything like.
Speaker 2: That, which probably not. I don't know if there is
Speaker 2: a tie, but I'm sure if you do.
Speaker 1: It all the time, yeah, like every time they breastfeed,
Speaker 1: you're just chugging whiskey, I'm sure that could cause some
Speaker 1: serious issues. But also I just also believe everything in
Speaker 1: like I believe in moderation, So I'm sure that if
Speaker 1: a parent did it once or twice to their kid,
Speaker 1: there'd probably be no long term.
Speaker 2: Effects on that. Yeah, you know, kids are pretty dang resilent.
Speaker 1: Also not a doctor, no, right, I agree.
Speaker 2: But kids are pretty resilient.
Speaker 4: Like, you know, you could drop the kid on his
Speaker 4: head a couple of times, so it'll be fine.
Speaker 3: We were talking to our friends who have a baby,
Speaker 3: and the day that they brought him home, the wife
Speaker 3: was like, please just don't drop him, don't fall asleep
Speaker 3: with him on your chest. And you fall asleep with
Speaker 3: the baby on his chest, day one of him being home,
Speaker 3: and she said she just hears like a loud bang
Speaker 3: and then another lock, so hit the head on the
Speaker 3: coffee table and then slammed into the floor. She was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, what the hell.
Speaker 1: So that's scary just because with the new born, their
Speaker 1: head is so soft. Yeah, Dawson, dude, that's the only
Speaker 1: scary part because they're like you can feel it when
Speaker 1: you're holding Yeah, you're holding their head, but they're just
Speaker 1: like so gentle and dainty and like the top of
Speaker 1: the head, like you can literally kind of push down
Speaker 1: on their head a little bit, which is weird. But Dawson, dude,
Speaker 1: Dawson hits his head all the time. And it's not
Speaker 1: even like yesterday we were at the playground and you
Speaker 1: guys remember that contraption where it looks like a half
Speaker 1: circle on top of the sand. It's bars that you
Speaker 1: can climb, Yeah, like the dome. He's literally just walking.
Speaker 1: He's walking in front of us and he has his
Speaker 1: head down and we're kind of looking at him, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, he just he walked right
Speaker 1: into the bar. Head first just went dung and then
Speaker 1: fell back, started crying, and then I was like, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this kid, and so it's just like, God,
Speaker 1: he just hits his head everywhere, stupidest stuff.
Speaker 4: There was a There was one time when I was
Speaker 4: like ten years old, I was wrestling with my brother
Speaker 4: in our house and he like picked me up and
Speaker 4: lost his grip on me and dropped me from his
Speaker 4: shoulders and I landed on my head on the ground
Speaker 4: in the house and everything went black, and I was like,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm blind and this is my life now.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to live my life as a blind
Speaker 4: person for the rest of my life. And then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, everything turned back on and I was like,
Speaker 4: what just happened? And it turns out my head hit
Speaker 4: the ground so hard it somehow like knocked our electricity
Speaker 4: out for three seconds, and it was the most terrifying
Speaker 4: three seconds of my life because I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm blind forever now.
Speaker 2: But it was just the electricity going out again.
Speaker 4: It might be one of those stories where it's like
Speaker 4: I'm membering it differently, but I remember it so clearly,
Speaker 4: and I wonder if my brother would have the same
Speaker 4: memory of it.
Speaker 3: But hey, but you turned out okay.
Speaker 2: I turned out okay.
Speaker 4: But imagine how much more okay, I would be if
Speaker 4: I didn't hit my head so hard that I turned
Speaker 4: the electricity out of her house. True. But yeah, Klein,
Speaker 4: let's talk about you for a second. Okay, you have
Speaker 4: a new clothing line coming out with Dillard's.
Speaker 2: Tell us about that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we started this, I feel like a year ago,
Speaker 3: and it's been really fun. Dillard's let me design everything
Speaker 3: like full creative control, which is awesome and I've never
Speaker 3: had that before. So clothes, shoes, I think there's like
Speaker 3: ten pieces of each coming to Dillard's every store online
Speaker 3: on March twenty fifth.
Speaker 2: Are you so excited?
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I gotta say too. You've got impeccable style.
Speaker 4: Every time we go out, I look like a homeless
Speaker 4: person because you are so well dressed, and I just
Speaker 4: wear shirts with holes in them all the time. When
Speaker 4: I was posting pictures of you from Ruba, you were
Speaker 4: wearing your blue and white dress, and I got, that's.
Speaker 3: Not from my line though, Oh it's not, No, it's
Speaker 3: just dress it found.
Speaker 2: Oh are you sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could have sworn.
Speaker 4: You told me not to post it because you said
Speaker 4: you haven't announced it as part of your line.
Speaker 3: Yet no, because I wanted to post it first.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, I see.
Speaker 4: Okay, well all that to say, still, your style is impeccable,
Speaker 4: So I'm excited to see what you come out with.
Speaker 3: Well, you see, you saw it.
Speaker 4: You're sy to see it online and for sale with
Speaker 4: the name Kaitlin Beller right there next to it.
Speaker 3: We got to go to Dillard's on March twenty six
Speaker 3: because we get back from Italy on the twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: You down, Yeah, where's the Dollar storees closest to you.
Speaker 3: It's like an hour and a half away.
Speaker 1: So are they selling it in store and on the website?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Every store, every store across the country and online. I'm
Speaker 3: super powered.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. What made you want to start a fashion line?
Speaker 3: I'm just obsessed with clothes and I'm obsessed with designing things.
Speaker 3: But I talked to one of my best friends. She
Speaker 3: was at the wedding MK. She owns her own clothing line,
Speaker 3: and she was like, if you ever get into like
Speaker 3: doing your own thing, you should do jewelry because you
Speaker 3: pay per square footage. So with jewelry, it's like it's
Speaker 3: a lot less and you don't have to go buy
Speaker 3: sizes so I want to do my own jewelry line.
Speaker 3: This is like through Dillards. So it's Dillard's fully you know,
Speaker 3: front of the cost and helped with everything. But it's
Speaker 3: fun to be able to do it, like start to
Speaker 3: finish and design it all.
Speaker 2: Didn't you do jewelry for a minute with.
Speaker 3: That was still like yeah, that was still with brands,
Speaker 3: But I want to do my own thing one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then so you have creative control over all
Speaker 1: of the fashion that you are creating with Dillers. What
Speaker 1: type of fashion is it. I'm not a fashion guru,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: So how would you describe the clothing you create?
Speaker 3: It's kind of a variety of things, just like everyday pieces,
Speaker 3: vacation pieces. You can wear some to work. But we
Speaker 3: started I sent them like dozens and dozens of photos
Speaker 3: and made vision boards and then they came back with
Speaker 3: cads and I was able to like make adjustments, and
Speaker 3: then they came to Vegas, we did samples, try ons,
Speaker 3: and then still made adjustments. So it's been fun. But yeah,
Speaker 3: very just like easy spring pieces that you can wear
Speaker 3: any day.
Speaker 2: Jared, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4: I had brought this idea up with Kayleen, and she
Speaker 4: doesn't seem to be too receptive to the idea. I
Speaker 4: think a genius marketing campaign would be for me to
Speaker 4: wear her pieces and model them, just to like, you know,
Speaker 4: obviously do your regular marketing and modeling and all that
Speaker 4: stuff that you would do, but then just like throw
Speaker 4: me in the side wearing a a dress that I
Speaker 4: obviously have no business wearing that probably doesn't really fit
Speaker 4: me on that well either.
Speaker 2: I think it would do well. But Kaylen said she
Speaker 2: didn't like that idea very much.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I'm gonna love that idea. That's
Speaker 1: what I don't understand. So that's three one. Of course,
Speaker 1: that's incredible, that's thee of course, I think you should
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then we have to go to Dillars and
Speaker 3: you just do a try on hall in the store.
Speaker 1: Absolutely in the store, all right, and sixteen you need
Speaker 1: to walk out like you can't just be in the
Speaker 1: changing room. And then we get a sneak peek like
Speaker 1: you have to walk out full clothing strut like you're
Speaker 1: on the runway at Dillard's in Kaylen's fashion line.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I gotta get my arms with multiple outfits. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: like bags, swinging and stuff and put your sunglasses on
Speaker 4: slow motion turn kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like a mom's day out on this trip.
Speaker 2: We're doing this, Kailin, We're doing this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In the rundown, it says did we get any backlash
Speaker 4: for both saying that we both need a loan time
Speaker 4: on the podcast?
Speaker 2: And not really?
Speaker 4: But I guess that's just kind of a lead into
Speaker 4: the question that I want to ask is what podcast
Speaker 4: episode have caused us the most backlash personally?
Speaker 3: Oh, easy sperm saying that you want your brothers to
Speaker 3: impregnate me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gross. That's right.
Speaker 2: What's your that you could think of?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's without a doubt. This is well before Kaylen
Speaker 1: was on the podcast. It was the episode where uh,
Speaker 1: Vanessa found out that maybe she wasn't on the first
Speaker 1: guest list for other wedding.
Speaker 3: Oh that was.
Speaker 1: A bad one. That was a bad one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet you got a lot of downloads
Speaker 2: on that episode.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean, obviously we just did it for
Speaker 1: it was just a big ruise between us, you know.
Speaker 1: And then obviously, guys, we only did.
Speaker 4: It for the podcast, and that's it was at your wedding.
Speaker 4: That whole thing was a whole stick the whole time.
Speaker 1: I know, No, she didn't.
Speaker 2: She did that.
Speaker 1: Essa was invited but she couldn't come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, But it's.
Speaker 1: A long story leading up to that point, so we
Speaker 1: don't have to dive down that memory lane.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm trying to think of what mine is.
Speaker 4: I've had so many that I don't even know if
Speaker 4: there was one specific one that would be the most.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the sperm one is pretty bad.
Speaker 4: That one was especially bad because my friend's dad even
Speaker 4: texted me and was like, hey, maybe you don't say
Speaker 4: so much dumb stuff on the podcast, And you know,
Speaker 4: it's bad on your friend's dad, who you haven't talked
Speaker 4: to in a few years, is texting you things about.
Speaker 1: Like are you serious?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's like he's like one of my best
Speaker 4: friend's dad who's like, you know, he is a great guy.
Speaker 4: I love him to death. But he's like, just just
Speaker 4: don't be an idiot.
Speaker 1: Wait was he being serious or was he busting your balls?
Speaker 2: Probably a little bit of both. I would think.
Speaker 1: That's awkward.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of what I'm trying.
Speaker 3: To the worst. Yeah, there were a few bad ones
Speaker 3: where I was like, Dean, you got to stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now I'm trying to find ones I.
Speaker 3: Just go Yeah, he says, with the biggest smile on
Speaker 3: his face.
Speaker 2: There's just something fun about stirring the pot. I just
Speaker 2: enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I guess I gotta say I care a lot less
Speaker 3: than I did when oh my, it's first happening.
Speaker 4: You've gotten so great at it too, And I kind
Speaker 4: of like it would be crazy to expect anything else
Speaker 4: because I was the same way too. When we first
Speaker 4: started this podcast. I was like, so terrified of saying
Speaker 4: the wrong thing all the time. And then, you know,
Speaker 4: fast forward a year, two years, or however long it
Speaker 4: took me to get comfortable with it. Now, look at me,
Speaker 4: I'm an idiot. Not saying that you're an idiot by
Speaker 4: any stretch of the imagination. But when we first started
Speaker 4: with you as a permanent co host of this podcast,
Speaker 4: I was like, I was already four years deep and
Speaker 4: you were just starting. So I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: just lighting up. It's not that big of a deal,
Speaker 4: and like, but in my head I was thinking like
Speaker 4: I was in the same boat as you were when
Speaker 4: I first started, and so you definitely come a long way.
Speaker 3: I met more so though, dealing with your antics.
Speaker 2: Oh the antics.
Speaker 4: I thought you meant like yourself, because you have loosen
Speaker 4: up a lot on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that has come with time. But I mean
Speaker 3: more so of not caring about the headlines you create.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe I'm reading a headline right now that
Speaker 1: says Dean Angler considers using brothers sperm to have kids
Speaker 1: with Caitlin.
Speaker 2: That wasn't even the worst part of it.
Speaker 3: I think that was good.
Speaker 2: It's generous.
Speaker 3: There are some other ones that said, like, Dean wants
Speaker 3: his brother to impregnate.
Speaker 2: His wife or something, Dean wants Caitlin to sexist brothers.
Speaker 3: It's something weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bachelor star Dean Angler floats impregnating fiance Kaylin with
Speaker 1: his brother's sperm.
Speaker 3: What a time? That was?
Speaker 2: What a time? It just makes it more fun.
Speaker 4: I think, you know, our lives really aren't Our lives
Speaker 4: really aren't interesting enough to like, we kind of got
Speaker 4: to throw some curveballs out there every.
Speaker 2: Once in a while.
Speaker 3: I do appreciate you being so just like letting loose
Speaker 3: and watching the season of the Bachelor. Watching Love is Blind,
Speaker 3: people are just so we talk about this all the time,
Speaker 3: but they're so like cautious and worried about what people
Speaker 3: are gonna think and say and too. I was watching
Speaker 3: Love is Blind and Bachelor and people the way that
Speaker 3: they act and have this like superiority when they think
Speaker 3: that they're right and that everyone's going to rally behind them,
Speaker 3: and then it turns out they're not, you know, like
Speaker 3: on Love is Blind. I feel like Chelsea was kind
Speaker 3: of that way. She thought everyone was going to be
Speaker 3: against Jimmy, but everyone doesn't really like either.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just going down memory lane. There's an article
Speaker 1: that says Dean Angler wants to visseect me before he
Speaker 1: has kids.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1: The viseect to me was a good one. But then
Speaker 1: I found this People article Dean Aungler and Kaylin Miller
Speaker 1: keys born the death of their dog, Pappy, our little angel.
Speaker 3: I just asked Dean yesterday. I was like, do you
Speaker 3: think Pappy and Alisair would get along? And he said no, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think so, but would be cute to see
Speaker 3: him together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The visseectomy thing was that was cost quite a stair
Speaker 4: as well. But I also think that a lot people
Speaker 4: don't realize that we were kind of making fun of
Speaker 4: the office a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yap snip snap, and that's okay.
Speaker 4: We've got like our inside jokes that we get and
Speaker 4: then we say them and then we like, for some
Speaker 4: reason expect people to understand them as well, but then
Speaker 4: obviously they don't.
Speaker 1: From E and Dean Unglert says, Kaylan is the quote
Speaker 1: most suffocating girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah that when I was mad at for sure a
Speaker 3: long time ago.
Speaker 1: Oh so good.
Speaker 2: That was like early. That was like we were only
Speaker 2: dating for a few months at that point.
Speaker 3: No, no, that was like two years in and you're
Speaker 3: just being a jerk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, e article, here we go again. Dean
Speaker 1: Ungler claims Produces told him to propose to Kaylin Miller
Speaker 1: Keys on Bachelor imparssiments.
Speaker 3: I forgot that.
Speaker 4: Wait did they I forgot? Oh when we went to
Speaker 4: the host the date. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: And also to what's tricky about those articles, We've talked
Speaker 4: about it a lot on this podcast too, is every
Speaker 4: time I say something, I'm like smiling, cheek to cheek,
Speaker 4: you know, speaking great on my face, complete satire, well
Speaker 4: not complete, but just like doing it to do it,
Speaker 4: and then they get written down and it's just so
Speaker 4: hard to like emulate that same type of like stir
Speaker 4: mentality when you're writing stuff down. But if you if
Speaker 4: you watch or listen and you're like, oh, he's clearly
Speaker 4: just being an idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, now I get it.
Speaker 2: Good times, Good times.
Speaker 1: Dean Hunglert thinks Claire Crawley quitting Bachelorette is quote fishy.
Speaker 3: Surprise that would read to apply.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't even remember that one really too much.
Speaker 3: And then you talked a lot of crap about her
Speaker 3: ex fiance and he doesn't like you know, And.
Speaker 2: Then I met him in person.
Speaker 4: He definitely did not like me very much at all,
Speaker 4: which is just kind of it's the game you play.
Speaker 4: When you play with fire, you gotta get burned a
Speaker 4: little bit. That That's kind of why I feel bad
Speaker 4: talking crap about people from Bachelor, because you know you're
Speaker 4: gonna run into mu at some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're characters. You cannot like the character that
Speaker 3: they're made to be on the show and like them
Speaker 3: in person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 4: I just know that when people talk about about me
Speaker 4: on my first passion in Paradise.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, as long as people are
Speaker 1: nice about it, as long as you're not cruel, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I always thought the it felt like the rival
Speaker 1: rea that I remember between you and Evan. Remember that.
Speaker 2: No, that was not a rivalry. That was him just
Speaker 2: bashing me on Twitter all the time.
Speaker 1: I know, but that felt pretty tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know from an outsider, because he
Speaker 1: was he was so over the top about it. It
Speaker 1: felt like he was because he was I remember you
Speaker 1: guys met or something and he's like, I hate you
Speaker 1: so much past.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was on the podcast, but no, you're right.
Speaker 4: I did meet him then once in Nashville, and he
Speaker 4: he like tried to keep the facade up or something,
Speaker 4: but he's then he like pulled me aside and he's like,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just messing with you, right, And I
Speaker 4: was like, I guess, so, ah man, good times, good time.
Speaker 1: I'm down. Now you're you're skiing. Bachelor star Dean Ungler
Speaker 1: details scary skiing accident that left him hospital eyes. Quote,
Speaker 1: I owe them my life all Kaylen miller Key's on
Speaker 1: her relationship with Dean Ungler quote, he makes me a
Speaker 1: better person?
Speaker 2: Do you still believe that?
Speaker 3: Set believe that's how you make a nice headline?
Speaker 2: Do you still believe that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Sure, and the opposite is so true. You make Dean
Speaker 1: such a better person than he makes you. Hey, Dean
Speaker 1: would agree with that?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I agree with that. We have our we both,
Speaker 4: Hey don't. She's not scared? Hear me like that? We
Speaker 4: have our We do different things for each other. I
Speaker 4: think you know I help you in ways that you
Speaker 4: don't help me, and you help me in ways that
Speaker 4: I can't help you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, it would be a crazy partnership if
Speaker 3: only one of us is benefiting, right, right, who do you.
Speaker 2: Think benefits more me? Are you? You? Yeah? Probably? Probably? Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: we don't need to go to any more headlines, Jared,
Speaker 2: I'm already embrassed enough as it is.
Speaker 1: Sorry now, it's just it's so good. I forgot like
Speaker 1: how much.
Speaker 4: There was like one year in particular that I was
Speaker 4: just completely unhinged and me or without me.
Speaker 2: I think it was maybe even before you.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's I guess that's probably gonna do it
Speaker 4: for this week's episode, right.
Speaker 3: Very Dean Centric. I love it.
Speaker 2: I know I felt like the star of the show. No.
Speaker 2: I kept trying to very fun you guys, but then
Speaker 2: it kept coming back to me.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't do what you do. No one can
Speaker 3: do it better than you.
Speaker 2: Thanks baby.
Speaker 1: If Oh my god, this is from July twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two quote if I buy you a ring, you should
Speaker 1: buy me a truck.
Speaker 4: I knew that when I was gonna come, yeah, I
Speaker 4: was going to say that. That might have been the worst.
Speaker 1: I'm not done with the headline yet by Dean Anglert
Speaker 1: from The Bachelorette is a walking red Flag?
Speaker 3: Oh who wrote that?
Speaker 1: I know it's EV EV magazine.
Speaker 2: I don't know it.
Speaker 3: People love Dean.
Speaker 2: I love for people to show on me. I'm here
Speaker 2: to be shut on.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: And if the words come out of your mouth that say,
Speaker 1: if I buy you a ring, you should buy me
Speaker 1: a truck, you deserve a little shit for that. Obviously.
Speaker 1: If I said that, here we go. That's all right,
Speaker 1: that's all fun.
Speaker 4: I mean, you did get a sixty thousand dollars engagement
Speaker 4: ring and I only got a thirty thousand dollars track.
Speaker 2: But you know we're not going to Sarah apples to oranges.
Speaker 3: It was not thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, maybe I'm embellishing by a couple one hundred dollars,
Speaker 4: but yeah, no, I've definitely said some dumb stuff. And
Speaker 4: you know what, guys, don't worry because I got a
Speaker 4: lot more dumb stuff that I'm ready to say.
Speaker 2: Just don't know what it is just in the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just wish that that's why when like you said this,
Speaker 2: like when the Vanessa' stuff was happening, or Kitlyn hasn't
Speaker 2: really put her foot in her mouth too much on
Speaker 2: this podcast, but it's always nice when it's like someone
Speaker 2: else has taken some of the heat off of me
Speaker 2: a little bit. But then I get a little jealous,
Speaker 2: and so then I want some more heat. So then
Speaker 2: I say something even stupider. I guess nothing.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's probably gonna do it for this week's episode,
Speaker 4: you guys, I do think is that a good place
Speaker 4: for us to end?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Suckers.
Speaker 1: Make sure you guys tune into our own individual episodes
Speaker 1: will be coming out sometime this week whenever Dean and
Speaker 1: I do ours. Caitlyn thank you so much for being
Speaker 1: consistent and being the leader of this podcast while Dean
Speaker 1: and I just bring it up the rear. And thank
Speaker 1: you to everyone listening. I can't believe you guys still listen.
Speaker 1: I hope you know how much we appreciate it and
Speaker 1: we love you so much, So make sure you guys
Speaker 1: tune in next week. We're hopefully we suck just a
Speaker 1: little bit less