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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame. This is Kelly, y'all, I

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Speaker 1: cavigate this. I can't get to the zoom to work.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't get the zoom to work. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to log in right now, and I know

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Speaker 1: these I know they're probably waiting, but I cannot get

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Speaker 1: the zoom to work. And I really want to read

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Speaker 1: them this book, you know. Uh, so, like I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do, Like you want to send me

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Speaker 1: a link or something so I can log on so

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Speaker 1: I can read this? I'm sorry? Who is this pook?

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Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to be reading? Um? I think they're

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Speaker 1: like fourth graders four the fifth graders. I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: be reading them right now. But um, I can't log

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Speaker 1: onto the zoom, like y'all send me a bad link

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Speaker 1: or something. So I'm trying to log on but I can't. So,

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Speaker 1: so if you can send me like the correct link

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Speaker 1: so I can log on so I can read my book,

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Speaker 1: that would be very helpful. Thank you very much. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you're you're going to be reading to the fourth graders? Yeah? Like, um,

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Speaker 1: all right, let me just check something out and make

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Speaker 1: sure I got the right number. I was looking for Kelly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a librarian, right, I'm a librarian. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You're a lot burying at elementary school.

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Speaker 1: And I have a point where right now to be

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Speaker 1: reading to some fifth graders or fourth graders or something

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Speaker 1: like that. I can't log onto the zoom because I

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Speaker 1: know it's like online it you know, yeah it is,

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Speaker 1: it is online. And what what book were you reading

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Speaker 1: to the kids? Um? I'm reading my book that I wrote. Yo, Hey, Rich,

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Speaker 1: y'all know Rich. Yeah, I ain't no red. Yeah. He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: system principle of something. Yep, yeah, that's that's Rich is

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Speaker 1: my dog, right, Like we go back, and so I

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Speaker 1: wrote this book and I hit him up. He was

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Speaker 1: like the first person I thought. I was like, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: let me come read this book to your elementary school

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Speaker 1: students because it's a kid's book, you know. And so

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Speaker 1: he was like, um, he said he hooked it up.

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Speaker 1: Wait hold up he said that was next week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was supposed to be next week. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I got my dates off up. Yeah. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that that that your book would be

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Speaker 1: an appropriate effect to come read to the kids. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you ain't even read it. Have you Have you read

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Speaker 1: the book? Have you read the book? Though? No? Then

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Speaker 1: how how do you know if it's good if you

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Speaker 1: have not read the book? Um? I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: by the way you're talking or using a lot of profanity.

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean like when I said, like I got

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Speaker 1: my schedule off up? That's what you mean? Like when

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, hey, yo, there are no cussing in

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Speaker 1: my book, and we're like I'm reading, We're like, I'm

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Speaker 1: reading rap lyricy of kids. I think there might be

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Speaker 1: some miscommunication. Pook. I'm gonna have to talk to a lot.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think there is definitely a miscommunication. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Like I just wrote this book.

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't even know what my book is about. My

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Speaker 1: book is called Big Pook goes about America and visits

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Speaker 1: the capital. It's a long title, but like it's a

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Speaker 1: good book though, Like I go to each every state

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Speaker 1: capital and I'm like schooling these about what the capitals are.

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Speaker 1: Like Sacramento, that's a capital California. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Like there's a prison right by there. Can I get

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Speaker 1: your number to call you out. Dayton, Dayton, do you

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Speaker 1: know about that? I'm sorry dating No, Hio Capital Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Like I know all the capitals, and I wrote a

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Speaker 1: book about each and every single capital. And it's like

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Speaker 1: this book is like my passion. You know what I'm saying, Like,

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Speaker 1: this is my this is my documentary, and I want

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Speaker 1: to share with these kids your documentary. Yeah, it's my documentary,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like it's my life story.

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Speaker 1: It's my documentary about myself. But like I'm a kid,

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Speaker 1: you know. I'm like, I'm but I'm going around America,

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Speaker 1: like going to capitals and then I end in the

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Speaker 1: capitol capitals everywhere. Dayton, Ohio, Sacramento, California, Olympia, Washington, Cheyenne, Wyoming, Atlanta, Georgia, Washingtonucky.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that's the capital capital? Washingtuck is deLuce Sippy.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, you'rebody to deLuce Sippy. What the hell is

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Speaker 1: going on? What's going on? Is a rich set. You're

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Speaker 1: up for a prank phone call? And he said this

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Speaker 1: whole like guest author reading to your class thing up

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Speaker 1: as a joke. What Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank. Can't you and

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Speaker 1: your boss Rich set you up? Your kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. Oh I thought I thought you were really

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Speaker 1: coming to the school. I mean, I still good if

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Speaker 1: you want to. Oh No, that's that's okay. That's okay.

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Speaker 1: Yon Dayton, dayton YEP, that's the capital of Ohio. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.