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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser podcast. Nikki, Yeah here, I am, thank

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Speaker 1: you producer now uh and Arozona, Hey, guys, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Did I know? By the way, I'm good. I've gotten

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Speaker 1: some messages that uh this that that people are singing

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Speaker 1: that as well. Um, I've got We've received some listener

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Speaker 1: emails that I was going through last night, and I

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Speaker 1: really uh appreciated people writing in and saying how much

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Speaker 1: they enjoyed the episodes. And yeah, I mean like it's

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of emails to go through, and so

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I will go through the ball.

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Speaker 1: But we all have the password and and accounts so

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Speaker 1: we can all read them. And some people send in

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Speaker 1: ideas for us. Love love, love, and no criticism that

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Speaker 1: any criticism about the show, which is my favorite thing

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Speaker 1: only thank you as we're rounding out the week here

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Speaker 1: it's Thursday, between you and me, I have had a

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Speaker 1: great first week. I'm almost sad that I don't get

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Speaker 1: the next day, which is a great sign for a

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Speaker 1: new job, you know that you you don't want the

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Speaker 1: weekend to come, uh, you know, for a first day,

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Speaker 1: first week on the job. People have seemed to just

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Speaker 1: accepted the podcast into their hearts already, and they're just enthusiasm.

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Speaker 1: Is just I feel it to you guys, so thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. And to those of you who are

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Speaker 1: apathetic and are just like, it's just a fucking podcast,

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Speaker 1: thank you as well, because it is just a fucking podcast,

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Speaker 1: you know, but it's it's really fun for me, and

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Speaker 1: and I'm enjoying all of it. And and I want

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Speaker 1: to say thank you to my Heart Radio and Big

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Speaker 1: Money Players, who is the podcast network we are on

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Speaker 1: that is headed by Will Ferrell, which allowed me afforded

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Speaker 1: me the chance to have a kind of interaction with

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Speaker 1: him through a press release. Right no, Uh, like I

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Speaker 1: I wrote a quote that being a part of Will

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Speaker 1: of Big Money Players was like uh, finally getting a

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Speaker 1: or you know, by worth of clothing from Delia's or something.

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Speaker 1: Like that, which was just uh in in uh. Andrew

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Speaker 1: that's that's a reference that some people get and I

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Speaker 1: Because I sometimes question that when I make a reference

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Speaker 1: I expect the other uh seventy percent of the population

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Speaker 1: it's a reference, not that I am making that I

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Speaker 1: So Delia's he goes, is that Chrystally, I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: not where you go with that took anyway. So that's

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Speaker 1: the statement I made. And then Will ferrell Um had

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Speaker 1: read it. Okay, We're thrilled to have the wildly talented

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Speaker 1: but in order to do so, she will have to

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Speaker 1: because I was like, because I know what you know

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want to make you sad, because it's

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Speaker 1: I love it even for myself. But when it is extended,

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Speaker 1: And they maybe have a vague understanding of who I am?

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Speaker 1: Or maybe they maybe they do know who I am

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Speaker 1: She's great Grace Anne. She gave me a birthday video

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Speaker 1: what pain is is what you're focusing on. Really like,

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Speaker 1: it's like what you're feeling. So if you confuse your body,

427
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 1: you could actually not feel that pain is hard and

428
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 1: feel it somewhere else and and disperse it that so

429
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 1: it's not right on this point right behind your eye.

430
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 1: Now it's over on this side of your head too,

431
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 1: so it radiates and um, yeah, that's the worst pain.

432
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 1: It's like I just crying and puking because you're in

433
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: so much pain and like just honestly wanting to die

434
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,679
Speaker 1: and thinking that if this doesn't go away, I'll have

435
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 1: to kill myself because this I can't live like this.

436
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,440
Speaker 1: When did you first start getting migraine? When I got

437
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: an I U D and I didn't even make the connection.

438
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: I just kept the iu D in and then I

439
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: eventually got it removed because I I just wanted to

440
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 1: I I died, and um they yanked out and then

441
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 1: they stopped. Oh but no, but now you're getting them again. No,

442
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: now I get. I get. What I feel is like

443
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 1: the amount that I used to get before is nothing

444
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 1: Like I have one and once in a while because

445
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: they're hormonal, they're related to whatever hormone was pumping through

446
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: my bloodstream when I had that I U D progesterone. Possibly,

447
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 1: So when I around my period, I will get a

448
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 1: headache that will be close but not as severe as

449
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: and then I'll get one from While you're yelling, I

450
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,399
Speaker 1: don't yell. I just kind of get really quiet and

451
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 1: want to just be like cry weep quietly in a

452
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: dark room. Is that a John Mayor's song Bump Bum

453
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: were just weeping quietly in a dark room. You were

454
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: the one that had a headache. I was the one

455
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,919
Speaker 1: that didn't want to bother you. There's nothing that I

456
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: could do. We tried to put your feet in the

457
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 1: sink and put a bag of piece on your head.

458
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: We tried all these different remedies. I even told you

459
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: if I fucked you, maybe it'd go away. I heard

460
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,479
Speaker 1: that organisms will sometimes make migrains go away, and so

461
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: I convinced you to fund me on your migraine. You're

462
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: going down, and I forgot that you going down on

463
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: me doesn't cause an orgasm. So my whole plan is

464
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 1: kind of blown apart right now. You go down, Okay,

465
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: So let's some get to That's a beautiful thank you.

466
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Speaker 1: Let's get to the news or whatever you deems the nest.

467
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: It's my favorite, I know it is you love your

468
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: own voice. No, it's you listen to yourself. You listen

469
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: to your podcast. Last night, though, I did listen to

470
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: us on puddles, and I was having a ball watching

471
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: our puddles that we literally I lived two nights ago.

472
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why I needed to watch her conversation again,

473
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: but he was captivating, and I looked so pretty, like

474
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 1: I really killed my makeup, and I was proud of myself.

475
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just look at yourself and you go, you

476
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: look great, and I just needed to. I was watching

477
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: myself and like having love for myself. I was like,

478
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: you're so pretty and you're so nice and sincere. Like

479
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: I saw myself like I loved myself and it was

480
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: like such a nice I just let that moment sink

481
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 1: instead of watching it being like why did you do that?

482
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: The whole time, I was like, that's so sweet. That's

483
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: a cute thing you said. Oh, you tried to make

484
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: a joke. There didn't really land like. It was just

485
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: you're also sitting next to me and that Tommy Bahamas,

486
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,239
Speaker 1: so you're gonna look literally realized at forty minister, I

487
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: had not even looked at you once. I was just

488
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 1: look at each other. We don't look at each other. No, no, no,

489
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 1: I didn't you what I was watching. When I was

490
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: watching it, I mean, I don't know what to tell

491
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: you deep in him, I'm not looking that my baby green.

492
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm blurring my face right now because I don't want

493
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: to actually make why look at me? Take just take

494
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: me in? Why are you weird about it. Take me in.

495
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: It's just eye contact. Prolonged eye contact for me is romantic.

496
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: And I don't want to do that with you. Why

497
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: because don't make a romantic though, But it's it's me.

498
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: Prolonged eye contact is romantic. That's what it means. So

499
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: I don't do it with people that I don't have

500
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: that vibe with. It feels weird. It feels like incest. Okay,

501
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: well you ready for the first story. Yeah, all right.

502
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great time out there. Guys.

503
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: Oh God, he always wishes you a great time before

504
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: he begins. That's his little that's my way to get

505
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: them on my side. We get in an argument. I

506
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Speaker 1: hope you have a great time, all right. Handwriting your

507
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: notes had more advantaged and in putting them digitally, you're

508
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: I picked this story because I know you've been writing

509
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: way more with handwriting these days. Yeah, you know. I

510
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: I write notes down with but I I don't go

511
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 1: back and look at those as much as the notes

512
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: on my phone because the notes of my phone are

513
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: is in my phone next to me, and notebooks I

514
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: have a hard time keeping track of Sometimes I'll write

515
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: like really emotional journal entries that are just like stream consciousness,

516
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: like stuff that if you read, I would be devastated

517
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: if you read. And then I'll hand you that notebook

518
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, Andrew, will you write this list

519
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking of? So like, I'm too willy nilly

520
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 1: with notebooks and I can't trust myself, but I love

521
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: a notebook and writing with a sharpie. Would you rather

522
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: a guy find a pussy picture of you that slade?

523
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: Then my ramblings in a notebook that I'm talking about

524
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: like an up close and your face is in it? Great? Yes,

525
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: I mean like that's fine. I I like my vagina.

526
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 1: It looks great. Don't tell me what you wrote in

527
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: your journal, but what makes you like what? Like let's

528
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: give like a generalization of like like it'll be like

529
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: I hate my Like I woke up today and I

530
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: felt fat, and I don't know why that is because

531
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: I'm not any different than I am. Yes, there's no

532
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: chance that yesterday I'm that different than I that yesterday

533
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: I didn't feel fat, Yet today I feel fat. There's

534
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: no way I gained enough weight from one day based

535
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: on what I ate to make me feel fat. So

536
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: I know that this isn't what I am, So what

537
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: else is going on? And then I'll be like, I'm

538
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: really scared about this thing later tonight. Uh, you know,

539
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: like I just talked about my feelings, like I just try.

540
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: I can't even do access it because stuff comes out

541
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: when you write it stream of consciouness, when you're writing

542
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: really messy and fast, that it's just like embarrassing, but

543
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,199
Speaker 1: it's so on point. Like I read some old journals

544
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: of mine recently, from like years ago, where I would

545
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: just right, you know, I journal sporadically, so like a month,

546
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I'll do like three times three days in a row,

547
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: and they'll skip a year and then go back, you know. Um,

548
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: So I read some stuff from four years ago and

549
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: it was spot on about all the changes I've implemented

550
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: in my life. I was begging for help back them

551
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: with them. It's just nice to see that the things

552
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm addressing now we're actually problems back then that I

553
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: didn't even know I had. But we're just coming out

554
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 1: in journal entries. But I isn't aware, like, but it

555
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: was all there. It's like I need to start eating

556
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: skipping meals, Like skipping meals is ruining my life I

557
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: was like saying it and begging for help, but then

558
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: it took me four years to learn maybe don't skip meals. Then, like, well,

559
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: based off that study which was done in Tokyo, you

560
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: were probably like, um, handwriting stuff increases your brain activities.

561
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: Maybe you were able to figure that stuff out because

562
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: you were writing it down as absolutely saying it digitally.

563
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: I always wanted to convince myself that handwriting wasn't better

564
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: than typing, Like you can type journals, which it's still good,

565
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: but there's something about handwriting that actually does something different

566
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: than um typing. Well, it says it triggers your robust

567
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,479
Speaker 1: brain activity, and in writing, my hands especially was stronger

568
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: neural encoding and memory retrieval. Cool. Yeah, I gotta I

569
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: gotta words, Yeah robust. I never write in journals, and

570
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: I think I should, or write down at all. Sometimes

571
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: I forget, I'm remember I went to write down. I

572
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: forgot how to write right, which is wild. But I

573
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: used to write in journals in high in middle school

574
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: I had to, and I remember my parents went through

575
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: the divorce and like my journal entries used to be

576
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: like perfectly legible and like thought out, and then my

577
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: parents started fighting and you would just see it would

578
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: like I would maybe sometimes I would just I'd had

579
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: to fill out two pages, so I would write the

580
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: same sentence over and over again, just be like the

581
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 1: system and it'd be like crooked, and like the handwriting

582
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: became like it looked like an anarchist. But looking upon

583
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: that later, I mean, you had no perspective on that

584
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: when you were doing it, but then in retrospect you're like, wow,

585
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: this said so much about my mental state and you

586
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: were writing the same sentence over and over, but you

587
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: still found out things about yourself that dude would write

588
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: like nice journal. And then like three months into my

589
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: parents divorce, it was just like Jonathan, I don't want

590
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: to say his name, whatever, this guy there is a

591
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: fat motherfucker on the bus anger when you just got angry, yeah,

592
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: and it was it's all dud. Yeah, but you know

593
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be here if you know that journal probably

594
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: be somewhere better. Yeably like people go, yeah, my dysfunction

595
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: lend me to where um, it's like work. What could

596
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: you have done? Though, Like you don't even considered that.

597
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: But there's no free will, so the whatever the way

598
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: you are, you have no choice and you have no

599
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: choice where you go. Next, listen to Sam Harris's new

600
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: podcast on Making Sense called My Last Thoughts on three

601
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: free Will, and you will understand why we have no

602
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: free will. And if I'm blowing your mind right now,

603
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: you're like, what do you mean no free will? Yeah,

604
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: you don't have a choice about anything you do or

605
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: anything you think. And I know you're like, there's no way, Nikki,

606
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: that's blowing my mind. I used to think that too.

607
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: Go listen to Making Sense podcasts My Thoughts on free

608
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: Will And by the way, Sam Harris's podcast, which which

609
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: I love and I recommend all the time game Changer segment. Uh,

610
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: you can get it for free if you just right

611
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: into it. He has a paywall, but you can get

612
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: it for free if you just can't afford it, and

613
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: you just write to Sam Harris info at at sname

614
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: Harris dot org and just say I can't afford the podcast.

615
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: They'll give you code and you get to have the

616
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: whole podcast. And um, but you can get the first

617
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: forty minutes for free regardless. Anyway, that I really recommend

618
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: anyone listened to My My Final Thoughts on three free

619
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: Will the Making Sense podcast is two episodes ago. So

620
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: go on, Andrew, what's the couldn't helped? I couldn't help

621
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: you find him? You find him a little sexy? Oh yeah,

622
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: Sam Harris is so sexy. I'm not going to deny that.

623
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: But that's not why I like him. I like he's

624
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: sexy because I I just admire him so much. And

625
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't know so many podcasts and that one really

626
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: has changed my life and my perspective. Um, he talks

627
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: about stuff like journaling. Okay, Um, Nikki wants to blow

628
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: Sam Harry want stop that? That is weird. No, don't

629
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: say that. I want him on this podcast. On. Yeah,

630
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: that is not one of the news stories. That's my journal.

631
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: Cut damn it, Andrew, don't leave it out. You wrote

632
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: the path, you wrote the WiFi password in it. Alright?

633
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: What no, no, no, Andrew. I think Andrew has a

634
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: good story. Okay, let's hear it. Sarah Gilbert who you know?

635
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: I know Sarah Gilbert? Yeah, um, we created a show

636
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: to get what I created a show for her production company.

637
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: While telling Drew Barrymore that she was her first girl

638
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: kiss on the set of Poison IVY, I loved this.

639
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: I saw this last night, Sarah Gilbert. No, but Sarah

640
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: Gilbert is a lesbian, and I just love the idea

641
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: of like, yet she had been on Roseanne and probably

642
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: kissed boys on that show because she was a straight

643
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: character on that show. But for her to have her

644
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: she said her she had her first girl kiss right,

645
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: same sex kiss was on screen. I love those They

646
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: practiced in the trailer beforehand, did really? But how old

647
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: were they? Then? I wonder, oh my god, this is

648
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,239
Speaker 1: so hot. I mean, probably like sixteen or seventeen that

649
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at a still from it. It's got

650
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: to be somewhere, and they're like, can I just tell

651
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: you that if you're probably anywhere between thirty five and

652
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: a forty five year old man. Poison IVY was seminal.

653
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: It was a movie that that in a movie called

654
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: blown Away with Nicole at cart Those are two movies

655
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: that if you're around that age, you definitely masturbated around

656
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: eleven eleven PM masturbated Darlene's first kiss. Yeah, Darlene is

657
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: like the least sexy name by the way, Oh well

658
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: yeah no, But if you were, if you were around

659
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: that age, those movies and what's the one where they

660
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: made out in the pool wild things. Yeah, so yeah,

661
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: I hear that. Yeah, I mean your first kiss was

662
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: a girl. Yeah, my first kiss was many girls like that.

663
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: I didn't kiss a boy until my first kiss was

664
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: cursed in because I thought I was gonna have my

665
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: first kiss with a boy and I wanted to practice,

666
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: and she was like, I was worried I wasn't gonna

667
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: be good. And later that night, I thought I was

668
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: going to kiss Doug Reece and I was nervous, and

669
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: she goes, I'll kiss you and tell you if you're

670
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: good or not, and so we made out and then um,

671
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: and then I didn't end up. Yeah, I didn't end

672
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: up kissing Doug that night. But then I got drunk

673
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: for the first time, and I wanted to kiss boys

674
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: so bad about scared of boys, and all my girlfriends

675
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: were like just drunk too, So we just all started

676
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: making out and it was just it wasn't like sexy though.

677
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: We were just like laughing, you know, but it was still. Yeah,

678
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: I made up with a lot of girls before, but

679
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: I haven't done it since, and not even close to

680
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: you did kiss your friend just a quick pick cursing again,

681
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: And I have been writing in my journal, so no,

682
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: I um for me, I love these stories of these

683
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: first kisses on set or like on camera, like these

684
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: child stars who had to have their first kisses, like

685
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher their first kiss. That's Ashton

686
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: was the first kiss and now he's her husband. It's

687
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: so sweet. That is kind of sweet your first kiss

688
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: and not so much your husband. No, my yeah, my

689
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: first kiss with the boy, not the bust experience. My

690
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: first kiss fourth grade. Kissed a sixth grader, damn. And

691
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: I was on the bus and we were in the

692
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: back of the bus. Everyone was watching. It was like

693
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: an event. Yeah, and uh because I was so small

694
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: event and she was like the hottest sixth grader, like

695
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: she was sucking dope and uh, I fucking went in.

696
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: I didn't turn my head and I drilled noses and

697
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: it was so embarrassing and everyone was laughing at me,

698
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: like he didn't turn his head. What a fucking you

699
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: just oh so like instead of tilting your head to

700
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: make out and make for both noses, you just like

701
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: went the nose. And I mean it's the story of

702
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: my sex life ever since then. I mean that started.

703
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: It started me down to where you get you get

704
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: to like and you do pretty good. Like I feel

705
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: like you and I've seen you with women, and like

706
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: you tend to get the sixth grade the hottest sixth

707
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: grade girl, like over and over. Yeah, they always say

708
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: in sixth grade, but like that that the girls you

709
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: that slidened your dems and the girls that you I've

710
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: seen you get close to getting are like you're still

711
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: It's it's of that caliber of like you're the fourth

712
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: grade guy who's like the underdog, but like for some

713
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: reason they really like you and they're like the hot

714
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: girl in sixth grade. Yeah, I'll take that. I love it. Underdog.

715
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,479
Speaker 1: I love being the underdog. Give me under their dog,

716
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, that's what I say. You're not. Yeah,

717
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be on top anytime soon. Chrissie Teagan

718
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: quit Twitter because of negativity and leaves behind thirteen million followers.

719
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: I mean she'll be back, right, you can recover that stuff? No,

720
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: uh do you think you can recover I don't know

721
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: the laws, but that seems like a rash decision and

722
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: I think she did it over the fact that people

723
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: were giving her ship for selling something. Um yeah with

724
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner, Yeah, Chris Jenner. She partnered with Chris Jenner

725
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: to to promote something and people were so furious about

726
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: it that she couldn't deal with the trolls anymore and

727
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: just was like, I'm gone, so weird how people turn

728
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: on you or like how bad? Like I think it's

729
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: a great, um, it's an interesting beginning to Like it

730
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: got me thinking last night, like what if people start

731
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: dropping off the social media? What if we go back

732
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: to not having access to people's daily life and like

733
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: what they're doing all the time, Like what if we

734
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: get what if people start like what if those things

735
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: go away? Like how cool would that be? But just

736
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: you can go away when you're on top. I don't

737
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: want to see people's Twitter or Instagram. I will it

738
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: ruins people for me? Oh yes, if you have a

739
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: crush and then you see someone, it's not even like

740
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: a crush lader, they're like friends to like where you

741
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: get to know someone in life and then you see

742
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: their social media and you just are like, oh god,

743
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: you're like not as cool as I want you to be.

744
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: Like you and there's just like too much, there's too

745
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: much room for air. And I put myself into that

746
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: category to There are times that I put out things

747
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: that I'm sure guys have been like or like girlfriends

748
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: that might have been like Nikki, this isn't a good look,

749
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: And it's just it's just a vulnerable space where you

750
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: sometimes can put out something and make a rash decision

751
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: and tweet something or you know, put something on your

752
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: story that's just an ugly side of you that is

753
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: so easy to come out because you have this outlet

754
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: that usually in real life you would have a um

755
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: there's a barrier between you and that knee jerk reaction

756
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: to put that out there for your friends to see

757
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: that side of you. But it's all it is now

758
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: is a pull up your story, post a picture, click

759
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: a button, and then it's out there for the next

760
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. I just feel like if she has

761
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: you know, she's married to John Legend, she's made a

762
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: ship ton of money on her own, they probably have

763
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: a hundred million dollars, Like she doesn't need to be

764
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: called a dumb count every day. Like she just doesn't

765
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: need that now. Some people still need it because they're

766
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: still building their money. Like people don't reach their team. Know,

767
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: there's if you haven't noticed, no one's ever rich enough.

768
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: No one just gets rich and then stops. None of

769
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: these people, these people all have enough money to live

770
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: so well for themselves, well into the future until the

771
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: end of the world, like about eight years. How successful

772
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: would you have to be to get off social media completely?

773
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean I would have to be really Like social

774
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: media for me fills a whole of like not feeling

775
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: like I'm having enough fun, Like it's fun for me.

776
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: I still get this enjoyment out of it, So I'd

777
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: have to have a fulfilling life otherwise it have to

778
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: not be about money. It have to be about like

779
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm around people that I am constantly stimulated by, and

780
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: having is giving me that much stimulation, because that's what

781
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: this stuff is is just constantly like new things popping up.

782
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: And it's like, if I'm in a relationship, I filled

783
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: my life with enough of those things, which is almost

784
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: impossible to do. It's like speed dating, like social media

785
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: is like speed dating in real life. That's like the

786
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: only thing I equipped went to it. It's it kind

787
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: of makes you realize why people don't get in committed

788
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: relationships because in every other aspect of your life, you

789
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: can get whatever you want whatever food you want, whatever

790
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: entertainment you want, instantly, there is no more committing to

791
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: literally anything. The biggest commitment I have ever made is

792
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: this podcast. I realized the other day I've had a

793
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: contract over a year for anything in my life, and

794
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: it's certainly not a relationship has ever contract, Like until

795
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: you say I'm gonna get married, that's obviously you know,

796
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: being like forever. But that's what I'm scared of commitment,

797
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: I realized. But this this podcast, I'm not scared. Yeah,

798
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: well I was a little bit like starting I was like, wait,

799
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: is a kid? This is my life for that's so long?

800
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: Like even when I buy a five pack of Q Tips,

801
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a little you're committing to, like

802
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: living long enough to use these, that's kind of insane. Yeah,

803
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: Like I I that even I'm not joking you that

804
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: that seems like a joke, but it's not. When I

805
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: buy that many Q Tips, I just go, What're Yeah,

806
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: I just like I'm not going to get through all those,

807
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: Like that's a waste. It's interesting because like my whole life,

808
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: I've always like you know, where I went to college, where,

809
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: you know, whatever I've done with my I've never thought

810
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: it through, you know, even this podcast, I didn't really

811
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: think it through. But out of most things, I was like,

812
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: I did think before I moved to St. Louis to

813
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: do this. I did at least kind of give it

814
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of thought. And we have long term goals.

815
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: My long term goal, I guess I didn't ask you

816
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: what they were. I just asked, do you have them? Yeah?

817
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 1: So what's the next news story? I'll tell you. Oh,

818
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: you know what our next one is. I here's a goal.

819
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: Here's the goal of yours realized. Once a week, we're

820
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: going to have a segment here on the show where

821
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: Andrew gets to do a little bit of his favorite

822
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: genre of news, sports news. So here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. So, okay,

823
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: get me into sports, all right. A fifteen seed during

824
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: March Madness, for the second time ever, has made the

825
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: Sweet sixteen a team called Oral Roberts, which was also

826
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend's nickname in college. Nice. Oh my god.

827
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: I bet you got so giddy and go and you

828
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: giggled to yourself while you were in the shower when

829
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: you have it, did you? I bet you that? Yeah?

830
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: I know the shampoo as a mic oh I guarantee

831
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: you were this year sweet sixteen. Okay, let's just get

832
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: into well you talk about fifteen seed means please, I

833
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: understand that's a terminology that I should know, but I

834
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: don't know it. So, so each bracket, there's four different

835
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: brackets one through sixteen. A fifteen beat a two, which

836
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: is just unheard of, right, and then they beat a seven,

837
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: which is just crazy. So like, okay, So so they're

838
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: they're at a sixteen places you could be there in

839
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: fifteenth place. They're like in the group of colleges that

840
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: are like the fifth Yes, they've made the top sixty

841
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: four teams, but they're in the bottom of the sixty

842
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: four got it? So a fifteen seed out of sixteen seeds,

843
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: so a bottom not a good team one of the

844
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: like in we're probably in the worst of the bats

845
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: that playing for March Madness beat someone in the top

846
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: two or five percent. This will give you an idea

847
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: of it. So ESPN does a thing where they where

848
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: they let people fill out a bracket fourteen million around,

849
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 1: like fourteen million brackets were filled out. Not one has

850
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: all the right teams right now? Well, no, something might

851
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: have had that right, doesn't have any So it's art

852
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: and that's never I mean, how beautiful that is in sports?

853
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: I mean that is pretty cool because it's like, what's

854
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: going on here? What did they attribute it to? Do

855
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: they have like a star player? Injuries on the teams?

856
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: They played? Good questions? My thought is okay, Also, what's

857
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: crazy about this March madness? Duke which you've heard of?

858
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: Obviously North Carolina, Kansas, and Kentucky are not in March madness?

859
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: Which is yeah wild? What you who? Like the only

860
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: thing that they care about is they didn't make this

861
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: the did my egg girlfriend from college? They didn't even

862
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: make it in the sixty four teams? Yeah, ku is

863
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: a U and duke they are? Is it because of COVID? Yeah,

864
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: they all got COVID. No no, no, no, no no,

865
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: that's actually a good question. They might have not have

866
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: practiced as much. And if you can't practice as much, okay,

867
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: so what do North Carolina? It's all there. It's called

868
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: one and done. So a lot of these kids don't

869
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: go to college for one year to the freshman year

870
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: and go to the pros. So then you're getting new

871
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: and you gotta refill it. And they got to be

872
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: so good that they could beat juniors and seniors which

873
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: have been practicing together for three or four years. So

874
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: now you're having uh, you know, Duke and those guys

875
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: having won. When was the last time Duke, Ku and

876
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: North Carolina? We're not in the suite in the march madness?

877
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: They could all of them together, I mean, I mean

878
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 1: even individually. Like do those schools sometimes go in and out?

879
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like they're always in the

880
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: at least when you're making a bracket like the eight,

881
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 1: like the bottom, and I don't know, it's wild. It's

882
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: wild the viewer. And I thought the viewership would go down,

883
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: but it's actually it's doing well. Um well, now it's

884
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: going to be great because of this Oral Roberts and

885
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: this is this a dentistry school. I'm seriously, what where

886
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: is it where? I don't know it's I think it's

887
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: somewhere down below, if you know what I mean. Where

888
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: is it? No, I don't know, I really don't know.

889
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is your news segment and you

890
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: have sumation knowledge, but you don't know where Oral Roberts is.

891
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe how much you know about sports, Nikki.

892
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: This is blowing my mind. I went to Ku. So

893
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: I do know that March Madness. I'm very familiar and

894
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: I do enjoy March Madness. And and like you know,

895
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: making Brackett, I love a good bracket. I love a

896
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: good Taylor Swift song bracket. And and in my in

897
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: my song bracket, I will say that there was an

898
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: Oral Roberts for me, which was a song that not

899
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: many people like. Which which song do I love that

900
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 1: people don't? Oh? Fifteen for me? A lot of girls

901
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: that also love Taylor Swift for like, wow, fifteen beat

902
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: out style And for me, style is a U n C.

903
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: And I don't give us styles never. Style has been

904
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: my Oral Roberts for all along. And so five team

905
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: ended up winning my bracket and it was like Oral

906
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: Roberts taking home the final, uh, you know, the March

907
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: Madness Trophy. I got to go you gotta go back

908
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: on something. Okay, Kansas still is in the tournament. Okay, guys,

909
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: Kansas did reach the top sixty four. We had to recount.

910
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: They actually beat the Eastern Washington Eagles eighty four in

911
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: their most recent game. And I really just hijacked your

912
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: news segment. Okay, is there anything you want to add.

913
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm just sad that I ruined my shot at the

914
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: Sports thing, the Kansas thing, but they're out of it.

915
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: I believe you can figure it out. I mean, I

916
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: feel like I had more information in this segment. I

917
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: really just based off of you googling and not being

918
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: able to read fast enough, and I can read your screen. Um, uh,

919
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: well we gotta move on, Andrew. Okay, but you'll have

920
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: a chance next week redeem yourself and really come in

921
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: with a lot of sports knowledge. And next week can

922
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: I can I challenge you as as a coach. I

923
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: want to challenge you. You You look in the mirror and

924
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: you talk to yourself before you give that swords segment,

925
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: and you you deliver in a way that will educate

926
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 1: me so I don't have to have too many follow

927
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: up questions and also in a way that will interest

928
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: me and also fulfill sports fans who might be listenings,

929
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: uh desires for sports news. All right, So our next

930
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: segment is a going to be one that we will

931
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: obviously ask for submissions from our listeners. This is a

932
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: little thing we like to call the blanket thing You've

933
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: ever done, And every month we're going to pick a

934
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: new blank and you're we're going to present ours and

935
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: then we're gonna ask for submissions from you guys to

936
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: send in your blankett thing and you're gonna try to

937
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: top ours, and we'll read it on the show and

938
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: if you can top the thing that we the blankest

939
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: thing we've done, um, we'll crown a winner at the

940
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: end of the month and we'll we'll switch it up

941
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: every month or so. So for this month, um, and

942
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 1: we'll do this once a week. My blanket for this month,

943
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: it's going to be the grossest thing you've ever done.

944
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: So this is the grossest thing you've ever done. We're

945
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: going to present ours now and then we will ask

946
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: you to submit your own at if you think they

947
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: can beat ours out. We're gonna do a March Madness

948
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 1: of grossest things you've ever done every month. The category

949
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: will change this month, the grossest thing you've ever done? Um,

950
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: And you can send the submissions to the Nicki Glaser

951
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: Podcast at gmail dot com. V Nikki Glaser Podcast at

952
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Uh, Andrew, do you want to kick

953
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: us off the grossest thing you've ever done? You know

954
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of gross I mean, we came

955
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: up with this segment a while ago because we just

956
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: couldn't stop sharing gross things, and we were gonna make

957
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: it only about gross things and that would be like

958
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: the whole show. And I go, we gotta add other

959
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: things and not just gross things, because I don't think

960
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: I think people turn people off. We just can share

961
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: one at a time. You know, it's a little, it's

962
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 1: a lot. We're gross. Okay, UM, you know this story.

963
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: I think I had to go with it because I

964
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: can't think of anything grosser. I know a few stories

965
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: are probably going on in your mind, but I'm just

966
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I'm eleven years old. We all know

967
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: the story, I don't we just me and you. Um.

968
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: I walked into my parents bathroom. I came across an object.

969
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. It seemed foreign, it

970
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 1: seemed alien like. There was hair on it. I don't

971
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: know where the hair came from, and there was there

972
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: was enough hair. It looked like an eighties hair band,

973
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: a little like hair like hair was like it fell

974
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: on the floor at a salon, or hair like. It

975
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 1: was actually implanted implanted hair, and there was a hole

976
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: in it. I didn't really know exactly it was like

977
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 1: a gooey dooey. It was. It kind of um looked

978
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: like it's like you know when you make pottery and

979
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: it falls apart, Okay, like a smushed clay, kind of smudge,

980
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: soft clay. And it turns out it was a pocket pussy.

981
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was my dad or my

982
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: mom's or the dog. Let's stop making jokes and just

983
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: tell it like it's real, because I know this is

984
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: a This is a bit you do. So I'm trying

985
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: to I don't want you to get into bit. I

986
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: have to do it like a bit. I haven't done one,

987
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just I want you to not

988
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: tell this as like but I'm telling it, but I'm okay, okay.

989
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: So it turns out you realize it. You realize you

990
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: realized later on in life it was a pocket pussy,

991
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: But at the time you're eleven, you didn't know what

992
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: that was. No, I had an idea. I didn't inkling

993
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: that it was a pussy because I don't know, maybe

994
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: I came across one in a magazine or something. At

995
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: so you knew what it was. You weren't like, what's this.

996
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: You knew what it was. I kind of knew what

997
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: it was. I really didn't know. I never heard of

998
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: your penis in it. If there's a whole, your dick's

999
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: going in it when you're eleven, really, I mean sure,

1000
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: And but I couldn't fill it up. My cock really

1001
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: wasn't big enough yet and I didn't come but it

1002
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: was wet and it was disgusting. And um, that means

1003
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: my dad probably just used it with lotion or maybe

1004
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: it was his leftover. I mean, this is just I

1005
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: want to apologize. Yeah, this isn't like the grossest thing

1006
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: Andrew's and like, the grossest thing is that Andrew is

1007
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: telling the story is that you didn't keep this to yourself.

1008
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: That's so funny. First of all, I'm sharing with you guys,

1009
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: and you guys seem to be making fun of He

1010
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: tells the story on stage at like it's his closer

1011
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: because it is true and it's insane, and it's so

1012
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: funny that he admits. This is why I love Andrews

1013
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: that he doesn't keep these things in and like and

1014
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: why should he? This is so funny. It's so funny

1015
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: that he was an a love year old kid who

1016
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: found his father's pocket pussy which is a you know,

1017
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: self masturbatory tool, and he used it and it was

1018
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: and it was used you know, like everything about gross.

1019
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: So he always closes on this joke, and the grown

1020
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: from the audience is how I determine whether or not

1021
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to like them, because if they when they

1022
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: go oh like, I could just tell they're very empathetic

1023
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: and like emotional and and listening. Yes, And so I

1024
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: always go out to this like you kind of leave

1025
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 1: a weird taste in their mouth. And it's a fun

1026
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: it's a fun atmosphere to walk out into as a

1027
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: crowd because I used to do the same kind of

1028
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: jokes where it was just like people go, oh, you like,

1029
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: because it's just a good reaction. Yeah, you know, it's

1030
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 1: like it's not laughter, but it's just you've just shocked

1031
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: them enough. I think laughter after the note anyhow, But

1032
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: can I can I tell you something My dad tried

1033
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: to gas like me years later he heard that I

1034
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: was talking about on podcasts and he claimed that he

1035
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: never had a pocket pussy and then he said maybe

1036
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: it was, you know, my mom's new boyfriend or whatever,

1037
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: And I go, Dad, there's I remember like three things

1038
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: for sure in my life and this is up there.

1039
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you remember you remember having sex with any

1040
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: pocket pussy, let alone your own father, So you know, yeah,

1041
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: that sucks that he couldn't just admit it. But maybe

1042
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: he actually doesn't remember if he had one. But you

1043
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: remember if you have a pocket pussy or I like

1044
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: you just maybe is his like seventh best one, like

1045
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: how you have? Yeah, yeah maybe but then he then

1046
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: he would know that he had one at least and

1047
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: that you could have found it. You know, that's true.

1048
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, maybe you knew it was I'm getting

1049
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: close to my bar mitzvah. Maybe it wasn't like your

1050
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: mom's hair clip or something like, you don't know it

1051
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: had hair on it, it was wet. I don't know.

1052
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: It could have been like a new loofa your mom had.

1053
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: That's true, you know, like it maybe could have been.

1054
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: You could have misinterpreted it with your eleven year old brain.

1055
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: But the grossest thing you ever did. Um Okay, So

1056
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 1: I know you know a bunch of gross things that

1057
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: involve feces and like, you know, just like bodily fluids

1058
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: and stuff. But this to me is a story that

1059
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: signifies how like Jeremy, I am and like how I

1060
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: don't like care about that that Most people would just

1061
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: be like how could you do that? So I once

1062
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: I was in a really bad place in my life.

1063
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: I was living in New York, just moved there, living

1064
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: in disgusting apartment with a girl who was like really

1065
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 1: like a recluse or order. And the place was already dark.

1066
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: It was just so gross. My room was disgusting. I

1067
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: was blaming. I was smoking pot all the time, was

1068
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: drinking a lot. I was just I was just gross.

1069
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: I was in a bad place and I wasn't taking

1070
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: care of myself. And I took out my contact one night,

1071
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: and I didn't even cover the little holes that you

1072
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: put the case. I didn't even close the case, which

1073
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: I still don't do that a lot of times, Like

1074
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't cover the case, which is gross already. But

1075
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: I didn't cover the case. I took out my context

1076
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: put him in the thing. I probably put water in

1077
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: them because I was always out of contact solution, just

1078
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: like so just gross, not washing them not They were

1079
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: probably had been in my eyes for over a month.

1080
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: I took them out though at night. I was taking

1081
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: care of myself in that way. I don't sleep in

1082
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: your contact. It can cause you to get tumors. It's awful. Um,

1083
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: So I took them out. The next day, I was

1084
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: taking nail polish off and so I I was using

1085
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: nail polish remover, and I left the cap off of

1086
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: that also on my desk, just because I'm just sloppy

1087
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: and messy. Later on, I was grabbing something and I

1088
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: knocked over the nail posh room over, but it was

1089
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: on a shitty desk that I got a keya that

1090
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: I didn't care about, and so I was just like,

1091
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 1: oh funk, I spilled it and I didn't care. Later on,

1092
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: I put in my contacts and I go about my

1093
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: damn on the train and I'm like, everything looks like cloudy,

1094
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: Like this is so weird, like and my eyes were

1095
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: kind of stinging, but that that happened when you like

1096
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: wear your contacts too much. And I was like, so weird,

1097
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 1: and things sort of looked cloudy. It looked like there

1098
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: was like a hallal cart haze, you know when like

1099
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: hallal carts like put off a bunch of smoke. It

1100
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: looked like that all around the city. And I was

1101
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: like it looked like September twelve. You know, like there's

1102
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: just like dust in the air, and I was like

1103
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: asking people like and trying to smell for smoke. It

1104
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: was so weird and um. Eventually my eyes hurt so

1105
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 1: much that I took them out, but then the fog

1106
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: didn't go away. Because I was like, maybe something in

1107
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: my contact. I took him out, it did not go away.

1108
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: It kept. I was just like I cannot see at

1109
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: this point. Then I go Then all of a sudden,

1110
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: all of like the everything comes into place, and I

1111
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: was like, I accidentally spill old nail posh remover acetone

1112
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: into my context len case and my I put in

1113
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: context that have acetone in them as the lubricant to

1114
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: put in my eye, and I googled, oh do you

1115
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: know how I realized this? I googled cloudy vision and

1116
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: it said chemical burn and I was like, what, I

1117
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: chemically burnt my eyes. My friend Tony Even was in

1118
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: town of the time, visiting from l A, and he

1119
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: was taking me out to dinner and I called him

1120
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: like sobbing, and I was like, I'm going blind. I

1121
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: just blinded myself because I'm so like gross, I'm just

1122
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: like all my fluids are everywhere and just like like

1123
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 1: I almost blinded myself because of how disgusting I am.

1124
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: So although it's not this really disgusting, it's just like

1125
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: that to me signifies and was like a real eye opening,

1126
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: eye clouding experience for like me to be cleaner. Did

1127
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: you go to your urgent care field? I cried and

1128
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: I cried and I cried, and I was like, I'm

1129
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: just blind, Like it's irreversible. Like I was just reading

1130
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: all this stuff and I couldn't see hopital because I

1131
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: was broke and I was drunk and I was just

1132
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 1: and I'd come from a family who goes waited out

1133
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: and so I never go to the hospital for things

1134
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: unless I'm like actually dying. I've never preemptively taking care

1135
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: of myself in that way. And I just eventually it

1136
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: went away, Thank god. It lasted a couple of days.

1137
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: It was terrible over Yeah, I was like when when

1138
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: we were watching that movie that the sound of Glue Girl. Yeah,

1139
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, it was like that. But it was

1140
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 1: just because I was gross and it felt like, God,

1141
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: this is usually I'm I'm like, wow, I don't get

1142
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: cold because I'm so gross because I'm constantly eating, like

1143
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that doesn't happen to women more. You have

1144
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: to go through so many we were talking about how

1145
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: many steps you have to do, Like you're going to

1146
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: funk up a step next thing you know you're blind,

1147
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: Like you have to do so. And if you mix

1148
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: different serums together that have different you know, chemicals, they

1149
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: can counteract with each other and um and burn your

1150
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: face and like, I you know, I've I've gotten laser

1151
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 1: uh stuffed done to my face that's burnt my face

1152
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: and caused me immense pain and suffering. I mean, it's crazy.

1153
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into our final thought round out

1154
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: the week. God, I can't believe this week, flew By.

1155
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: This week has been one of the best weeks of

1156
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: my life. This podcast has been incredible and just working

1157
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: down here. It's beautiful out here, and god, it's awesome. Yeah,

1158
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: I um, I agree with you. This has been I

1159
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: am so happy too. I said at the top of

1160
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: the show before you came in a relief picture that

1161
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: I yeah, I'm just like loving this show. We we

1162
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: just every time we get done with it, we're like

1163
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: that was so fun. Even on Wednesday Tuesday when I

1164
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: was like so nauseous so sick during the podcast, it's

1165
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: like I still had the best time. That was such

1166
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: a good show perfect. So really, show too is like

1167
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,919
Speaker 1: our mood might you know, we're always going to try

1168
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: to be funny and everything, but we're you're going to

1169
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: get some real yeah but something, but this will take

1170
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: me out of it. And that's why I like, I

1171
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: wanted to have this every day in my life because

1172
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: it it's something I'm excited to do. So I'm I'm

1173
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm really grateful to everyone who's listened and rated and reviewed.

1174
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: We have like five stars. We've been charting all over

1175
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: the place thanks to you guys. Seriously, I know that's

1176
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: like such a cliched thing to say, like thanks to

1177
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: the fans, but I've been reading your comments and your

1178
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: your emails and your d m s and and you're

1179
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: posting your stories and it's just also nice you took

1180
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: the time out to to write to us and say

1181
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: what it means to like, it really means a lot,

1182
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: So thank you. And I want to just say because

1183
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: I talked about it yesterday on the podcast Final Thought.

1184
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: The movie we watched Southern Night that I did not enjoy,

1185
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: but it's probably me because It's rated on Rotten Tomatoes.

1186
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: Um was Molly's game. Um it said Aaron Sorkin, uh

1187
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: script and he directed it. And I love Aaron Sorkin's work.

1188
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan, and so I was excited about

1189
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: this movie. I do. I took a lot, but this

1190
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: movie was excruciating for me to get through. I want

1191
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: to do abandon it. Ten minutes in and Andrew made

1192
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: us watch the whole thing and he goes, I want

1193
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: to see how it ends. I go pull up the

1194
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: synopsis on Wikipedia, Like, why waste another hour and a

1195
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: half of your life when you could just find out

1196
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: what happens and not have to sit through all of

1197
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: this tedious, uh superfluous dialogue that I know he's famous for.

1198
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: Jessica Jessica Chesst what's her name? Was this the whole time?

1199
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: And talked like this and I know that was the directing.

1200
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: Her voice. I couldn't take it anymore by the end

1201
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: of it. And she is gorgeous and such a good actress,

1202
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: but it just was maybe it was meant to irritate me,

1203
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 1: and the directing was so crazy that I literally go,

1204
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: and I'm not someone who's like a film like I

1205
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: don't know film, but I knew this was directing was

1206
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: not good. It was it would do. It was a

1207
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: script that could have been handled much better because Andrew

1208
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: didn't know that directing like matters. I go this script.

1209
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: I go. Because you said, oh, he did the Social Network,

1210
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: I go he did not direct. Then that works amazing

1211
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: because it's Aaron Sorkin writing it and David Fincher directing.

1212
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: If David Fincher would have directed all his game, it

1213
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: would be an Oscar contender. It was such a good script,

1214
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: but the directing, the shots, the music, the mixing it

1215
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: it seemed like a first time, which he's gonna get better.

1216
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure Fincher's first movie was shipped or

1217
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: like confusing too. You don't just hit it out of

1218
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: the ballpark on the first try. Sports the the uh,

1219
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: I feel like sworkin how he was editing it and

1220
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: how he right It's like, um, you know, like when

1221
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: someone has done way too much cocaine and they come

1222
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: up to you and tell you a story about nothing

1223
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: and they're so it just jumps from here to there.

1224
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: That's how his editing. Like his editing was like that

1225
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: one scene was like fifty different shots for like a

1226
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: four minute scene about poker, Like, I guess you have

1227
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: to try to make poker seem interesting when you know

1228
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: it's fictional, And the whole thing that's interesting about poker

1229
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: or sports is that it's like not fiction, It's like

1230
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 1: anything could happen. But you know that this is scripted. Yeah,

1231
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: it's hard to It's been done before, and it could

1232
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: have been done better. I love Aaron Sorkin again, huge fan.

1233
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: I think he's I'm just couldn't love his writing more.

1234
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's going to get better as a director.

1235
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: And this was the first attempt in everyone like deserves

1236
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: to be not as great when they start, so like,

1237
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't know if his first attempt was

1238
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: his first like non documentary directing. I think that he

1239
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: had done and it just I but reading Rotten, to

1240
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: me it was I was infuriated that no one else

1241
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: was felt the same way I did, and I thought

1242
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: it was just so obvious. We were looking at it,

1243
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: we were laughing so hard at how I mean, it

1244
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: would have been a great mystery science theater for us

1245
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: to watch and make fun of this movie. But do

1246
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: you feel like this movie was curssed so much. I said,

1247
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: like eighteen times eight times. In my mind, that's the

1248
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: only kind of movie I want. It's like it doesn't

1249
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: even have to be good. There's a certain tone to

1250
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: it that's like, it's not too much, there's any like

1251
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: five or six characters. I don't like a movie that

1252
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: talks down to me and makes me feel like. People

1253
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: make movies sometimes for really dumb people, And I think

1254
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: we should challenge people. Like I was saying about an

1255
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: inside joke. When I say Delia's, I know that only

1256
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: thirty percent of people out there going to get that reference,

1257
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: but I expect the other seventy percent to know that

1258
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: they're just not in on the joke. Not that it's

1259
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: a bad joke, right, But I feel like a lot

1260
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: of directors and writers makes don't don't challenge their audience

1261
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: to maybe, hey, that's a reference that I should maybe

1262
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: look into so I can understand that and and and

1263
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: appreciate this on a deeper level. Instead, they don't even

1264
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: make the reference. They don't even take the chance to

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Speaker 1: make it more selective. They want to uh, they want

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Speaker 1: to appeal to such a broad audience that it becomes

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Speaker 1: so stupid and you are talked to like a kindergartener.

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Speaker 1: And that's when I get That's when I walk out

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Speaker 1: of Horrible Bosses fifteen minutes into it. That's when I

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Speaker 1: walk out of Dinner with Schmucks halfway through, because it

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Speaker 1: is a comedy that is written by people who are

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Speaker 1: very intelligent, and they are talking down to me, and

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Speaker 1: I don't appreciate it. Okay, But on the same same token,

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Speaker 1: if you try to do too many analogies or whatever

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Speaker 1: to something so you don't have to be over the

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Speaker 1: top to make it so like you know, obtuse and

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Speaker 1: I understand. They definitely can, but Veep does that very well.

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Speaker 1: They have specific references that you will miss half the jokes,

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Speaker 1: but you they make so many jokes that you don't

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Speaker 1: mind missing. Happy final word, gotta go. Thanks so much

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Speaker 1: for listening this week. We'll see you next week on

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Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I love you all. I love

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Speaker 1: you all to keep happy out there.