WEBVTT - She Waited Months for One Custom Table… Then Got the Worst Call Imaginable

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Donk calling from Woodworks. I was looking for

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<v Speaker 1>Christa who's having a table built from offs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is me. I love some updates.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, so like the tables that we've been building

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Like I knew it's taking like hell along,

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<v Speaker 1>like longer than you expected.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for sure. And I definitely have been wanting an

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<v Speaker 2>update because it's been like months and I haven't heard anything. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like sorry about that, you know, or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm calling with a little bit of an update.

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<v Speaker 1>And like unfortunate, I don't think it's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Nie, you're gonna be super pumped.

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<v Speaker 2>About what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well yeah, it's gonna be at least six to

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<v Speaker 1>eight months because unfortunate, like something happened. So basically it

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<v Speaker 1>was like done, you know, and then something happened and

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<v Speaker 1>the shipping warehouse and then yeah, so it like basically

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<v Speaker 1>got ruined.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean it was done at the shipping

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<v Speaker 2>warehouse and did you like it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it just got like, you know, irrevocably, irrevocably

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<v Speaker 1>damaged beyond me beyond replication.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, what do you mean irrevocably beyond repair.

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond reprive if it's irresponsibly broken beyond reproach.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what word you're trying to use.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because you heard them on like some Love Island

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<v Speaker 2>show doesn't mean to just throw it at me in

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<v Speaker 2>this phone call right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all just basically like what happened was like you know, beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Pong, beer pong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like so, okay, the table was done and then

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<v Speaker 1>it was like ready to be shipped down bowl of

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<v Speaker 1>the shipping guys, like you knew it was a Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like enough work, and so they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of calm leaves, and they decided to

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<v Speaker 1>play a little bit pong and then on one of

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<v Speaker 1>the d's that lost I really upset, tipped it over,

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<v Speaker 1>completely smashed it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're telling me that your irresponsible employees were playing

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<v Speaker 2>beer pong on my great grandmother's refurbished wood and they

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<v Speaker 2>ruined the table because they wanted to have fun. That's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>What to say.

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<v Speaker 2>This is absolutely ridiculous, and I need to talk with

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<v Speaker 2>the manager because I'm talking to someone that has no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what they're talking about, and I need to get

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<v Speaker 2>this figured out because you guys have absolutely destroyed my

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<v Speaker 2>precious wood.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, we're more than happy to make you a

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<v Speaker 1>new beer pong table, absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you understand the wood was my great

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<v Speaker 2>grandmother's that you can't just remake that you ruined it.

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<v Speaker 1>Your great grandmother was a beer pong fan.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh, my gosh, I can't even talk to you anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You're genuinely the stupidest I ever talked to. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to your manager right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, then I'll just let you know that this

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<v Speaker 1>is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone

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<v Speaker 1>prank on you and your husband set you up. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you like real it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you've been waiting for this table to

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<v Speaker 1>be custom built forever and you're upset at the company,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So my table's not ruined, not that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, not that I know of at least, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just picturing a bunch of complete idiots plank beer pong

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<v Speaker 2>smashing my table.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks we say

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<v Speaker 1>mornings on the twenties