Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Donk calling from Woodworks. I was looking for
Speaker 1: Christa who's having a table built from offs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is me. I love some updates.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so like the tables that we've been building
Speaker 1: for you, Like I knew it's taking like hell along,
Speaker 1: like longer than you expected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. And I definitely have been wanting an
Speaker 2: update because it's been like months and I haven't heard anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like sorry about that, you know, or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I'm calling with a little bit of an update.
Speaker 1: And like unfortunate, I don't think it's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: you know, Nie, you're gonna be super pumped.
Speaker 2: About what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, it's gonna be at least six to
Speaker 1: eight months because unfortunate, like something happened. So basically it
Speaker 1: was like done, you know, and then something happened and
Speaker 1: the shipping warehouse and then yeah, so it like basically
Speaker 1: got ruined.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it was done at the shipping
Speaker 2: warehouse and did you like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it just got like, you know, irrevocably, irrevocably
Speaker 1: damaged beyond me beyond replication.
Speaker 2: You know, what do you mean irrevocably beyond repair.
Speaker 1: Beyond reprive if it's irresponsibly broken beyond reproach.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what word you're trying to use.
Speaker 2: Just because you heard them on like some Love Island
Speaker 2: show doesn't mean to just throw it at me in
Speaker 2: this phone call right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, all just basically like what happened was like you know, beer.
Speaker 2: Pong, beer pong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like so, okay, the table was done and then
Speaker 1: it was like ready to be shipped down bowl of
Speaker 1: the shipping guys, like you knew it was a Friday,
Speaker 1: and they're like enough work, and so they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of calm leaves, and they decided to
Speaker 1: play a little bit pong and then on one of
Speaker 1: the d's that lost I really upset, tipped it over,
Speaker 1: completely smashed it.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that your irresponsible employees were playing
Speaker 2: beer pong on my great grandmother's refurbished wood and they
Speaker 2: ruined the table because they wanted to have fun. That's
Speaker 2: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: What to say.
Speaker 2: This is absolutely ridiculous, and I need to talk with
Speaker 2: the manager because I'm talking to someone that has no
Speaker 2: idea what they're talking about, and I need to get
Speaker 2: this figured out because you guys have absolutely destroyed my
Speaker 2: precious wood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we're more than happy to make you a
Speaker 1: new beer pong table, absolutely free.
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand the wood was my great
Speaker 2: grandmother's that you can't just remake that you ruined it.
Speaker 1: Your great grandmother was a beer pong fan.
Speaker 2: No, oh, my gosh, I can't even talk to you anymore.
Speaker 2: You're genuinely the stupidest I ever talked to. I need
Speaker 2: to talk to your manager right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'll just let you know that this
Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband set you up. Are
Speaker 1: you like real it's a joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He said that you've been waiting for this table to
Speaker 1: be custom built forever and you're upset at the company,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my table's not ruined, not that.
Speaker 1: I know, not that I know of at least, gosh,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Just picturing a bunch of complete idiots plank beer pong
Speaker 2: smashing my table.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks we say
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties