WEBVTT - Suckers, Come on Down! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.640 This is Suckers. I'm Klen Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:06.000 I'm Jared han An. 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:07.280 iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:11.520 What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new, 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:15.800 very special episode of your favorite podcast. The name of 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:17.680 that podcast is Suckers. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:18.640 Woo. 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:22.640 My name is Dean, joined by Kaylin and Jared. As always, 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:24.560 I don't even need to say it. Don't know why 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.920 I always say it, but I always do. I also 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:29.120 feel like I'm always the one introing this podcast, and 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:30.480 I feel really guilty about that. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.720 Oh, you shouldn't you started this? You start it every week. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:35.600 Oh that's a good point. That's a good point. You 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:40.400 guys are my employees basically. But how is everybody? Jared? 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.680 How are you? I know how Kaylen is so. I 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.720 don't really care as much I care, but I know so. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.720 I don't need to care beyond that. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:53.280 I'm gravy. I'm good, just live in Rhode Island. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:54.000 My life. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.520 I'm concerned when we have a second kid, my life 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:01.320 is just going to continue running into monotony. And it's like, actually, 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.360 I was trying to talk to Ashley about that talk 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:06.480 with Ashley about that very subject the other day, and 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.080 we didn't really get much into the conversation because obviously 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.480 just like devolved into sadness, even though it's not sad, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.440 it's just can you know, it's scary. It's great obviously 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:16.959 as long as our kids are healthy or the most 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.120 important thing, everybody's safe. But like, at the same time, yeah, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:23.640 I'm scareduless and like very worried, which I think it's 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:28.520 a very normal thing to, you know, say, when about 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.360 to endeavor on having more kids. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.120 Yeah, I think that's fair having two kids. It's you know, 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:34.720 two against six. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.720 It's just like I can't believe we're doing I can't 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.640 believe we're going back into it. I can I like, 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.800 holy shit, I can't believe there's just gonna be another 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:41.280 baby here. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.880 It's so funny because you guys are expecting your second 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.360 boy in what three months? Four months? 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.880 Yeah, July twenty ninth, So we got a while. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.440 And my brother, whose baby was born right around the 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.400 same time as Dawson was, is expecting his second girl 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.080 in July as well. So you guys are on the 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.680 same exact program. You have two boys, and he's having 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.000 two girls. Yes, really talk to him about that. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.800 Two girls. I'm curious how he feels about that. As 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.480 he said, he's pretty stoked. He would be stoked either way, 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.200 but he's he's a good girl dad. I'm sure he 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.280 probably would have wanted like kind of you guys, one girl, 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.960 one boy, but you know your dealt the cards, you're 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.120 dell and I think he's stoked either way. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.160 So well, that's good. Yeah, all right, I have a 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.160 question before I forget it. When this podcast was loading, 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.840 I was just brainstorming genius ideas and this is one 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:25.399 of them. Jared, if you could go on any game show, 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.320 what game show would it be? 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.000 You let this build this up to be. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:34.760 A letdown. That's that's the question. Yeah, because we were 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.880 talking about before he went on air, because when the. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.919 Babies, I had the internal like Jeopardy monologue, that's dude, 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:44.639 I don't want to do it because a copyright infringement 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.280 or whatever. But I was like, I think Jared would 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:47.560 probably do pretty good on Jeopardy. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.960 That's the sweetest thing. But I mean I watched Jeopardy 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.600 a lot. I'd say I get I don't know, probably 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:59.360 about thirty percent of the questions correct. If that, I'd 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.880 say the game show I would like to go on 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.760 most is probably the first one comes to mind is 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.240 Price is Right, because I feel like I would have, 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.440 just like anybody else, at least a decent opportunity to win, 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.840 because whenever I watched the Press is Right, I'm always 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.280 playing the game along with them, especially in the final. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.840 Let me tell you what, it's harder than you think. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.560 One of I believe it quicksided by one of my 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:26.520 best friends. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.720 Who officiated a wedding, Jackson. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.799 Yeah, oh Jackson. You met Jackson? That's right. He was 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.160 a big Prices Right fan. He's been trying to get 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.359 on for years. He eventually gets on but doesn't get 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.600 called down, so they invite him back and then Kaylen 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.440 and I go with him as their guest. So there's 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.720 four of us, him and his girlfriend, and he gets 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.640 called He's the first person down. So he like does 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:47.280 the first showcase. I remember this, Oh yeah, yeah, I 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.200 saw you cheerleading. Oh gotcha. I wasn't. I talked about it, 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.760 but he was up there the whole time. Never got 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.800 on stage, and he like practiced. He was going through 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.920 his entire list of like how much does laundry detergent cost? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.720 All that stuff? And he didn't even make it up. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.960 No, no, no. He he looked us, He's like, what 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.320 is the price of this? It was like some weird 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.640 steam shower, and we were like, go up, go up, 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.680 and we let him astray. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.800 No. Well, so that's the thing too, is I got 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:13.080 like two in a row, like almost spot on, and 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.600 then he would look at us, and then you guys 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.719 would point at me and I'd be like nine hundred, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.039 and then they'd say the price, and it'd be like 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:18.840 three fifty. 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.080 And it turns out the guy next to him, because 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:24.039 it's like in a row. And so Jackson was third, 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.120 the next guy was fourth. He had the funniest name, 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.799 and it's like prices, right rules. So somehow the fourth 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.719 guy screwed him over. Yeah that dollar more than whatever, Yeah, exactly, and. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.640 Then he ended up wotting the the Grand Showcase. But 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.400 that all being said, I do see where you're coming from, Jared. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.280 It's kind of the same way when I play, like now, 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.800 when I play, but when I watch Who Wants to 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:45.839 Be a Millionaire, and it's like it's so obvious, it's 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.839 b and you're like yelling at the screen. But I 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:49.680 can only imagine how much more stressful it has to 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.120 be when you're. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.360 Up there, stressful, and you can get screwed over so easily, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.800 Like if you have the right answer, the guy next 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.200 to you can just steal that answer and add a 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:56.680 dollar to it. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.720 Yes, yeah, if you bed. If you're the second to 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.320 last one, that's why you have to be the li one, 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.240 because the second of the last you've been fifteen hundred 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.039 and then the next person's like fifteen oh one. You're like, 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.560 well that sucks unless it's fifteen hundred and ninety nine 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:07.200 cents unscrewed. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.280 So price is right. Huh, that's an interesting answer. I 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.520 wouldn't have expected that from you. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:12.920 Well, the reason I say that is because I mean, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:18.200 all these other game shows I would find more difficult. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.120 Not to say, the price story isn't difficult, of course 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:23.200 it is. But you know, when I'm on if I 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.600 was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Or Jeopardy, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.359 oh you know what, will Fortune? That's my answer? Will Fortune? 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.800 That's the one right there, the two games that require 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.680 the least amount of skill one hundred percent, because it 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:38.240 would be I would have the best opportunity to win, 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:41.480 because I just don't think I'm smart enough to one. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:44.840 I'm definitely not smart enough to go on Jeopardy. And secondly, 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:49.320 I'm not I don't think smart enough to win that 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.359 much money on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, because 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.920 I'm sure we've all played while watching Who Wants to 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.840 Be a Millionaire, And once we get to like the 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.800 whatever it is five thousand or ten thousand dollars question, 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.120 I'm probably out of lifelines. I don't know the answer, 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:08.440 So I don't know than a fifth grader. I've actually 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:09.240 never really seen that. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:09.719 You're same. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:11.440 Oh, I watched it when I was a kid. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.039 Yeah, I mean, I hope I'm smarter than a fifth grader. 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.920 But also at the same time, like, for example, one 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:20.200 of my employees at Audrey's, her daughter is a she's 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.919 seven or eight, so I don't know what that is. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:25.520 Second third grade? Oh yeah, third grade. But like she 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.880 was telling me about how they teach math now, and 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.800 they teach math so differently now than they did when 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:36.000 we were in school that if I was asked questions 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.680 that they asked third graders, I'm not sure if I 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.960 would be able to get the answer correct, judging just 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.000 based on how they're teaching the kids. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:45.919 Yeah, it's got to be tough to being a parent 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.159 of those kids because you were taught one way at 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.080 like long division, for instance, if they have a new 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.400 method for long division and they're teaching them how to 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:54.200 do long division in school one way, but you know 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.240 how to do it a different way, and then they 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.800 come home and ask for help on their homework and 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.359 you're showing them a completely different method, even if the 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.280 answer is the same. It can only just muddy the 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.599 waters a little bit, I would imagine. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:06.159 Yeah. Also, back to Jeopardy, I think they should do 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:10.240 a Jeopardy uh season or just one episode where it's 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.680 all reality TV contestants the most obscure you can find. 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:13.800 I think it would be hilarious. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.880 I'm pretty sure because I'm kind of the same band 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:18.800 as Jared. I like Jeopardy. I like watching it. I 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.560 don't think I'm smart of but when we watch it together, 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:20.920 I get like. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.760 A quick questions I should say ninety five percent. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.560 Okay, ninety five percent. It is such bullshit. I'll take 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:31.080 I love you way on this earth or any other earth. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:37.640 If he got ninety five percent, seventy five, I'll take it. 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:40.080 There's no way he gets Senator Jared, She's exactly right. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.080 Nine seventy five to ninety five percent of the time. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:42.720 I get it right over. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:46.040 There is no way that Dean gets seventy five percent 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.040 of the questions correct while watching Jeopardy. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.000 He's very smart. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.240 Hey man, what can I say? I'm a real good jeopardizer. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.160 I think what we should do all three of us. 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:55.280 Oh, I suck it? 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.560 No, no, no, you're good at certain categories for sure. I 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.160 maybe even bring Ashy on so it could be like 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.120 an actual panel of four jeopard or no, it is 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.480 three Jeopardy contestants, so maybe that would be perfect with 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.880 us three. We should have Easton be the Alex Trebek 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.840 one and special episode, the Jeopardy episode where he's the 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.320 host of the show. We're the contestants playing his game, 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.480 and we'll see who wins. I would love nothing more, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.400 just a little bonus episode, a little Jeopardy bonus episode. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:21.920 I don't know if there's there shouldn't be any like 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.560 copyright laws against that, but I mean, I agree. I 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.120 don't think seventy five percent is right. I do. I 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.080 love the fact that you think that I'm that smart. 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:32.400 Wait, that's crazy because you you do answer most of them. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.559 Yeah, I'll like answer it and then I'll kind of 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.120 know I'm wrong. It's all maybe like ask you a 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.959 question to distract you to not see what the actual 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.040 answer is. But as it really just comes down to 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.760 like answering with some confidence. Okay, but Jeopardy would be 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.320 a lot of fun. I do think though, like I 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.319 would have, I would stand zero chance against a real 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.440 Jeopardy contestant, like those really intellectual people that play Jeopardy 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:51.840 but I think. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:52.800 Are really bad. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.560 I think I could hold my own if it was 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.120 just like Bachelor contestants or a reality contestant. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.120 Wouldn't that be so fun? And it could. It's such 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.640 an older generation and that watches Jeopardy. That's a way 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:03.000 to get the younger ones in. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.160 Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.200 What type of Jeopardy are we playing? Are we playing 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.040 real Jeopardy with reality TV stars or are we playing 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.080 a watered down version where we might be able to 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:12.439 get some. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.000 Correct I think if the standard questions are like, let's say, 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.719 collegiate level, we'd have to dumb it down to high 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:19.680 school level or something like that, you know, just to 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.880 make it you don't want to go oh for or 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:23.280 you don't want to go one for twenty you want 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.400 to at least go like five twenty or ten for 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:26.079 twenty you want to make it. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.080 I also wouldn't want to watch a TV show where 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.640 it's like Ken Jennings asked a question and then it 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.120 just shows the three panels, you know how like that 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.559 it's that awkward four seconds of silence. Yeah, where nobody 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.360 buzzes in. That would be the entire show. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.839 Sure, all right, well we're going to do that. Easton 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.360 said he's down to be the host for us. So 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:44.560 I think we just need to figure out how we're 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.280 going to organize that. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.480 We're going to do that, and I'm going to recording 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:51.120 this week, watching and just check myself really and. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:55.080 If there's cuts, don't worry about the cuts, obviously, and 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:56.960 if it's a rerun, don't worry about that. If it's 0:09:56.960 --> 0:10:00.000 a rerun either. But yeah, that's what we're going to do. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.040 I did I have another idea that I wanted to 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.400 just maybe an act real quick. One thing that struck me. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:11.280 We all know what we're suckers for, traveling pop culture, books, books, 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:15.559 daddy daddy ing. I want to know what the man 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.880 behind the scenes is a sucker for. We all follow 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.960 him on Instagram. We all know a little bit about him. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.000 We all know he's a little freaky and this you 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.280 know in the in the city a little sometimes. But 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.600 I want to know what he truly considers himself a 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.560 sucker for. So Easton, if you don't mind just popping 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.760 on here real quick and enlightening. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:35.560 Us, Hidin, it's great to be here. Thanks for having me. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.720 I'm a sucker for a lot of things. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.199 I know you are, but what but we got to 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:41.840 pick one. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.240 One man, Let's go. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.520 Let's run through hi real quick. We've got movies, We've 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:52.880 got uh, we got a cartoon characters, We've got cheesecake factory. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.960 We've got there's there's so many more. But I can't think. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:57.520 What do you think? 0:10:58.320 --> 0:10:58.520 You know? 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.040 I mean, I think if I had one, I'm a 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:04.600 sucker for theme parks. I love themed entertainment, and I 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:11.240 think under that banner falls weird restaurants, tourist traps, anything 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.080 that has a bizarre original character or a weird song. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.160 I love that stuff. I truly do. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.400 Art that has created solely to make money is what 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:25.240 I love. Like I love songs that are made just 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.680 for movies, like Kokomo by the Beach Boys is made 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:34.120 for Cocktail starring Tom criz I love but like theme 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.360 parks are something that I'm very, very passionate about, So 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.640 if I had to pick one themed entertainment, that's what 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:41.960 I was on a sucker for. 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.320 I want you to have your own segment once a week. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.600 I want to hear about the obscure things that you're 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.960 a sucker for and you just because the thing with 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.200 you too is you can go into such greater detail 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.800 than any of us could about the things that we 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:56.320 really enjoy. You seem to really have a really grassroots 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.160 understanding of a lot of the things that you enjoy. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:01.280 So I think it'd be very that's very. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:02.679 Kind of Dan, And I'll have to check with the 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.240 powers that be because I'm normally not allowed to speak 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:09.439 unless i'm spoken to first. So well, if you truly 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.120 want me to do that, I'm more than happy to. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.280 Maybe this is what I'll do. We could pitch it 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.720 like this, I'm a sucker for traveling, but I'm also 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.960 a sucker for hearing East and talk about the things 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.480 he's a sucker for. So I could be like my 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:21.160 second segment. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:24.640 You're so sweet, all right, Well, we will make that happen. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:25.040 All right. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.280 If I want to hear me ramble by myself for 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:30.880 about forty five minutes an hour ninety minutes about the 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.240 new Fast and Furious roller coaster, I can do that. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.000 That's something I'm happy to do, all right. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:39.280 Well, so, what is the best theme park in the 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.120 world that you've ever obviously experienced. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.720 I'm very poorly traveled, Jared. I've never crossed an ocean. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.240 There's a lot of incredible theme parks overseas from what 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:48.600 I hear. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:51.920 But what's the best theme park in the United States? 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:53.760 I think it's got to be Disneyland. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.439 I think it's Disneyland. Have you been to disney World. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.520 I've never been to disney World, But Disneyland has the 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.720 magic of Walt Disney. He walks through that park. His 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:07.880 DNA is all over the place, literally and figuratively. And also, 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.480 I think that Rise of the Resistance is the best 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.280 theme park ride in North America, and that ride is 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.200 at Disneyland and at Florida. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:16.520 But it's a Disneyland. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:17.880 What about have you been to Cedar Point. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.400 I've not been a Cedar Point. I'm familiar with its game, 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.319 but I've not been a game. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.640 Okay, well, it's so interesting that you say that your 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:30.760 biggest vice is theme parks you've never been. I feel 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.680 like you should travel. You should. You should like be 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.400 the guy traveling to different theme parks and really giving 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.200 these things ratings. Like I would love to know your 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.760 opinion about the differences between disney World and Disneyland. Now, 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.720 Disneyland is separated into two parks, correct, isn't it like 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:45.600 Adventure Land. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.920 It's it's Disneyland and California. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:54.080 Adventure, Disneyland and California Adventure and so. And the Disney 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.440 World is obviously four different parks. We have Epcot, Magic Kingdom, MGM, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:58.480 and Animal Kingdom. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.720 I'm just going at people who come to this podcast 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.440 because they're fans of the Bachelor, and then they hear 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.560 some guy they've never heard of talking about the geography 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:06.320 or Florida. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.280 You know what I've learned though, People who love Bachelor 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.800 love Disney That's true. You want to know what I've 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.040 learned too, is people that listen to this podcast or 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.720 any of our like Becca's podcasts, all that love you 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.920 and Mark with a burning passion, and rightfully so It's 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.760 very deserved, don't get me wrong, but they're every time 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.000 you guys come on, and then I see like people 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.040 comment about the podcast. I was like, I love Easton 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.720 talking about this or that, so don't tell I'm blushing. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.040 I'm blushing stuff. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.840 And another thing too on that in that regard, like 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:36.080 if Jared and I were to go to a theme 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.600 park and reviewer or like compare Disney World to Disneyland, 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.960 we would talk for five minutes. You could write, I 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.560 feel like a five hundred page thesis about the differences 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.040 and why you prefer one over the other, vice versa. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.800 You know, you know what you know? 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.600 I did one time. If there's internet slicic, it's very 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.400 deep in the internet. But one time I did a full, 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:57.000 full commentary to the movie The Mask, the Jim Carrey 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.040 movie The Mask, and I recorded a whole If you 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.200 press play when the movie starts, it's just me doing 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:03.480 commentarat during the movie. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.320 Why the Mass specifically, I just. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.400 Like that movie a lot. I have a lot to 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.040 say about it. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.160 I have a lot to say about it. This is 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.720 a This is kind of a deep cut. But there's 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.760 an office episode where they go to Gabe's house and 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.880 he finds like his synth, piano or something like that, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.880 and someone asks him what kind of music he plays, 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:21.320 and he goes I like to take a moment in 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.960 time and expand it out to be the size of 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.200 the universe. And that just reminds me of Easton. For 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.120 some reason. I feel like he could he could do 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.160 that with just about anything that he's passionate about. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.120 I am a man of passion, and I have a 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.880 lot of passion to give. So thank you for recognizing that. Dan. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.320 Yeah, well, Easton, thanks for joining us. I'm sorry to 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:39.760 bring into this. I just had something I don't want 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:40.240 him to stop. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.160 I want to talk about Disney because, like, I think 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:45.200 you're underestimating my love for Disney and movies as well. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.520 Like I feel like I could talk to Easton all 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.720 day and night about these things. So like, all right, Easton, 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:54.480 do you think that Disneyland is a good destination theme 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:58.880 park for a date? Like if you wanted a date. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.560 Night I do, And will bring us back to the 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.760 original thesis of this podcast of relationships. I think it's 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.600 a great idea for a date, especially early on, because 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.600 there are a lot of trials that one has to 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.640 endure with a day at a theme park, specifically Disneyland. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:18.880 There's time management, there's planning, there's endurance, physical and mental. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.600 You're gonna be waiting in long lines, You're gonna be 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.160 walking a lot, you got a you're spending a lot 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.240 of money. I think you discover a lot about a 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.680 person by taking them to a theme park. Also also 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.640 what they're into, Like does this person want to get 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.840 a cocktail that has neon blue? Or do they want 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:34.360 to go on a ride? Do they want to meet 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.560 a character. There's a lot of things you can learn 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.000 about somebody by going to Disneylands. I think it's a 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.360 great idea. It's an expensive date, but I think it's 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:41.960 a great idea. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.600 But do you think that the stress of theme parks 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.840 would be good? So I feel like, if you're going 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:49.280 to go to a theme parks together as a date, 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.080