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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all bat all

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Speaker 4: Black the million bus buss boozy.

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Speaker 5: Listening to.

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Speaker 3: To I don't Joy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Joy?

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Speaker 7: Have you got to do that?

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Speaker 6: You love?

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Speaker 8: You?

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Speaker 6: Turn?

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Speaker 8: You've gotta turn, got to turn the mouth turn, you

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Speaker 8: probably got to turn mouth out the mon a.

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Speaker 4: Look, come.

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Speaker 7: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good

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Speaker 7: morning everybody.

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Speaker 2: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man? How many times I got to

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Speaker 2: say that before I get tired of it. I think

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta be real

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Speaker 2: with you, because, boy, that Steve Harvey got a radio

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Speaker 2: show man. Clear indication of how God can do some unexpected,

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Speaker 2: wonderful things for you, How he leads your life in directions.

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Speaker 7: That you never ever saw coming.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: I was talking with somebody the other day and they

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Speaker 2: were talking about how man, they were young, and they

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Speaker 2: were doing things, and they never knew that the things

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Speaker 2: that they were doing as a youngster would come and

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Speaker 2: help help form who they were today as an adult.

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Speaker 7: This guy is fifty years old.

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Speaker 2: And you know the thing for you, if you look

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Speaker 2: back on your life and all of the things that

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Speaker 2: you've done, it helped shape you into who you are now.

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Speaker 2: This is provided now that you take the positive approach.

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Speaker 2: Now when I say look back at your life and

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Speaker 2: see what you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the

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Speaker 2: misfortunate moments. Because the misfortunate moments were necessary.

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Speaker 6: I know it.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,

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Speaker 2: but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really

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Speaker 2: makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really

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Speaker 2: makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when

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Speaker 2: it's cold is rained in our side. What really makes

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Speaker 2: you appreciate when you're up, it's because you've been down.

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Speaker 2: See if you were up all the time, just the

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Speaker 2: nature of us as human beings, we would lose our

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Speaker 2: appreciation for it because it becomes case arrah. Whatever it is, Well,

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Speaker 2: it is what it is. I'm just what what you

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Speaker 2: take it for? Granted, it becomes expected. But what happens

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Speaker 2: in life s is it has so many twisting turns

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Speaker 2: and then you learn how to deal with those twisting turns,

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Speaker 2: which makes you now a more experienced person. And then

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Speaker 2: when the sunny days come, man, you go, wow, it's

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Speaker 2: really nice outside. You really want to appreciate how warm weather.

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Speaker 2: Just stay in a bunch of cold weather all the time.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I'm just this is really

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Speaker 2: simpler now, a lot of analogies, but it helps you

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Speaker 2: along the way. Now here's what I came to say

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Speaker 2: today to everybody out there. And this has helped me

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Speaker 2: in my life. I can't tell you what it's done

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Speaker 2: for me, but a lot of people are struggling with

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Speaker 2: moving forward with their future, their future plans, their future goals,

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Speaker 2: their future aspirations, their future hopes, their future dreams, just

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Speaker 2: have a hard time mapping out their future. Even what

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Speaker 7: I want to share something with you that I had

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Speaker 7: to come to terms with. The quickest way.

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Speaker 2: To lose focus on your future is to keep focusing

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Speaker 2: on your past. You know, It's like I said at

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Speaker 2: the beginning, you know when I say it's wonderful to

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Speaker 2: look at your life and review it, because if you

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Speaker 2: look at it, it'll tell you it really helped shape

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Speaker 2: inform you today as the person you are now. If

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Speaker 2: you look at it in a positive sense. But if

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Speaker 2: you dwell in harp on the negative that's happened to you,

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Speaker 2: then that keeps you from seeing the good in the incident,

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Speaker 2: every bad thing that's happened to you, that was a

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Speaker 2: silver lining behind it.

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Speaker 7: I know people who were on.

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Speaker 2: Drugs who finally, man just got sent to prison for

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Speaker 2: stealing because of their habit. I know Cat sol Dope. Well,

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Speaker 2: says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing

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Speaker 2: people would think, how in the world is going to

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Speaker 2: prison helpful for you? The brother said, it saved my life.

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Speaker 2: First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've

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Speaker 2: been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's

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Speaker 2: for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I

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Speaker 2: ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.

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Speaker 7: He said. Now, man, I done.

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Speaker 2: Went to college I done got a college degree while

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Speaker 2: I'm in him. Then he was released from prison, and

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Speaker 2: the brother's life was completely turned around. He married, he

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Speaker 7: I mean.

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Speaker 2: So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,

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Speaker 2: and it taught him how to appreciate the things in

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Speaker 2: because he said, man, my life was just in a blur.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even know what was going on. He said,

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Speaker 7: Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what

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Speaker 2: Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose

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Speaker 2: for the missteps.

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Speaker 7: Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.

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Speaker 2: See what I had to do was I had to

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Speaker 2: learn that all of my failures taught me how to

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Speaker 2: get back up. So I became a very strong and

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Speaker 2: when people talk about me who don't know me. It

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Speaker 2: don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,

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Speaker 2: you might as well go and get on this train

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Speaker 2: right now. And so what I'm saying to you out

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Speaker 2: there is the quickest way to lose focus on your

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Speaker 2: future is to keep focusing.

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Speaker 7: On your past. Let it go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing.

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Speaker 2: I know it's hard to break up because now you're

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Speaker 2: loaneling you by yourself. But man, but weren't you in

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Speaker 2: misery when you was in that? Weren't you in complete

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Speaker 2: misery in that? Now you kept asking God to fix it.

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Speaker 2: But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It

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Speaker 2: don't just take one. It take two to make a

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Speaker 2: of sight. You really do have to have two people

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Speaker 2: wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one

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Speaker 2: relationship all you want. If the other person don't want

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Speaker 2: you no more, it ain't gonna act right. You can't

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Speaker 2: make him do that or you can't make her do that.

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Speaker 2: But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But

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Speaker 2: you are yet to be grateful that you are in

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Speaker 2: a position to have a relationship. And you keep harping

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Speaker 2: on the past.

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Speaker 7: You don't think you hear that. I'm just a dude

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Speaker 7: with a show and I hear it all the time.

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Speaker 7: Let it go go forward. It's over.

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Speaker 2: You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,

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Speaker 2: you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and

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Speaker 2: making it the cross around your neck when clearly he

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Speaker 2: had removed it for you. Now, all you got to

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Speaker 2: do is come on. So if you sit behind them walls,

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Speaker 2: brothers and sisters, I'm talking directly to you sometimes.

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Speaker 7: Man, you just got to get it right. All this

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Speaker 7: repeat of fender business, that's for?

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Speaker 9: Who is that for?

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Speaker 2: How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life

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Speaker 2: back to the penal system?

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Speaker 7: Be free, man, walk the streets, do the right thing.

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Speaker 7: Ask God to.

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Speaker 2: Help connect you. He could do anything. You think he

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Speaker 2: can't give you a job? Are you serious?

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Speaker 10: Man?

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Speaker 7: Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all. Let

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Speaker 7: it go.

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Speaker 1: Let's move You're listening morning show.

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Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: We are here today gathered for the radio show. This

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Speaker 2: is not a game, this is a contest. Anybody can

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Speaker 2: win it. You can get your own blue ribbon. Step

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Speaker 2: right up, one, all for one all ye who come

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Speaker 2: you are blue ribbon candidates. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest.

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Speaker 2: What do you want a blue ribbon in?

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Speaker 7: Today? That's the question, Shirley, what do you think you

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Speaker 7: could qualify to get.

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Speaker 1: A blue ribbon in just the way I do the show,

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Speaker 1: the way I run the show?

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Speaker 10: Carla?

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Speaker 7: What do you think you could get a blue ribbon

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Speaker 7: in the way I direct the show?

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Speaker 2: Now, let's begin the ignorance, Junior, what do you think

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Speaker 2: you could get a blue ribbon?

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Speaker 11: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sound?

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Speaker 7: See that. Let the evening Jay, what do you think

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Speaker 7: you could get a blue ribbon.

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Speaker 3: In ignis from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming

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Speaker 3: straight ignorance.

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Speaker 7: Out of nowhere?

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Speaker 2: Nephew, Tommy, share with us what you could get a

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Speaker 2: blue ribbon in that you have probably already had.

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Speaker 10: Thousands the seriousness of stupidity. I bring it to a

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Speaker 10: whole nother lots.

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Speaker 12: I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I

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Speaker 12: take offense with what you did, because.

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Speaker 1: On the show I do animal noises.

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Speaker 7: I donal you can't change your hands.

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Speaker 1: You don't do you don't do, but want he doesn't

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Speaker 1: do animal noises? What animal noises on the show?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, stop stop, shop stop stop. Surely do a kangaroo?

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Speaker 7: What happened to this is? Okay, Shirley, do a gorilla?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, Shirley.

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Speaker 7: Not do a chim panzine. He's good at that, man,

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Speaker 7: She's really good. That was ssar. Now, now who is

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Speaker 7: that one?

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Speaker 3: Who was that Shlley?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? That was Shirley man, that was that was her

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Speaker 7: best one.

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Speaker 2: Watch her kidless one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Shirley, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: do a sheep? Ballie, Shirley, Charlie do a pig?

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Speaker 7: Orcs just has a spell. It don't sound like.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like I didn't.

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Speaker 7: You just pronounced the word a kangaroos.

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Speaker 13: You show.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back.

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Speaker 7: Surely sounds right all morning the talent. We didn't even

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Speaker 7: know she animal sound.

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Speaker 4: She was on the jumble.

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Speaker 12: When we come back, you're listening hard morning show. It

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Speaker 12: is time now to start your morning off with the

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Speaker 12: nephew and run that brank back. The nephew is back

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Speaker 12: to run it back. What you got for its nephew.

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Speaker 9: Let me see what I got cher, I got a

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Speaker 9: I work for Colorful Adoption. Let's go get hello.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie, this is

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Speaker 14: You're going to drop them off at my house right right?

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Speaker 6: Are you familiar with what's going on with colorfuls Now

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Speaker 6: You your name has been submitted to us that you

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Speaker 6: are volunteering to take in two Carcades kids here during

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Speaker 6: Black History Month, and you're going to teach them as

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Speaker 13: History for a week.

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Speaker 6: They're going to be with you for seven days. How

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Speaker 14: Can you tell me who submitted my name?

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Speaker 13: Ma'am?

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Speaker 6: Can you tell me? Uh, do you guys have a

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, where are you calling from again? I am

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Speaker 6: Do you have a vehicle that is definitely yours?

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Speaker 14: The kids won't have transportation. I'm sorry you're asking me.

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Speaker 5: No, who are you again?

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Speaker 6: My name is Kadeen, ma'am. I'm calling for adoptions, okay?

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Speaker 14: And who submitted my who submitted my information?

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Speaker 6: Man? Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 14: Who submitted my name to you to say that I

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Speaker 13: Ma'am?

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Speaker 6: I'm asking you do you have adequate space? And do

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Speaker 14: I know because I have three children. I'm trying to

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Speaker 14: and who gave you my information?

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Speaker 13: Ma'am?

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Speaker 6: I'm going to ask you another time. How many bedrooms

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Speaker 14: No, don't bring any kids to my house.

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Speaker 13: I don't.

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Speaker 14: I don't care, no what color they are and what

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Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have

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Speaker 13: What's the I don't know?

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Speaker 6: A hell, mom, I mean your name has been submitted by.

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Speaker 14: Okay, let's say that's I'm not interested. You know what

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Speaker 12: Kid?

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Speaker 14: About two white kids?

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Speaker 6: Right? And my uh no, ma'am, I don't.

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Speaker 14: No, that's okay. I don't have time. I worked ten

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Speaker 13: I don't have time for it.

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Speaker 14: That's okay, you can. I'm said, you know what's gonna

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Speaker 6: Okay. Okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that

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Speaker 14: I know you can take them to the who submitted

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Speaker 5: Take them to that. I don't need them.

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Speaker 13: I don't need them.

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Speaker 14: I'll work ten hours a day.

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Speaker 5: Take come to whoever submits.

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Speaker 14: How about you take.

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Speaker 6: Them Submi'm I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm

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Speaker 6: here to try and get these kids a great place

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Speaker 6: to get educated. And that's okay.

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Speaker 14: I'm not even take nobody, no, no, thank you, And

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Speaker 14: you have ever told you this?

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Speaker 6: Take them to take them to that.

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Speaker 5: I have three children on my.

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Speaker 14: Own I'm taking care of who will tell you that.

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Speaker 6: I don't know exactly who submitted your name. All I

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Speaker 6: know is that that they said that you would be

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Speaker 6: teaching them about Blackish kids to them. I told you this, ma'am.

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Speaker 6: I don't you know. Like I said, I'm working here

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Speaker 14: And I have three kids of my own? I worked

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Speaker 14: ten hours a day. I'm teaching about black history my okay?

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Speaker 6: I mean it is it a problem teaching two more

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Speaker 14: I worked ten hours a day, I got three. I'm

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Speaker 5: What are you what you need to take them children to?

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Speaker 14: That who told you to bring them to me?

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Speaker 6: How about that, ma'ama? I don't know. I'm not at

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Speaker 14: I want the name of the black who told you

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Speaker 14: to bring some kids to my love at the kid's wife.

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Speaker 14: I want the name of the told you that.

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Speaker 5: That's what I want.

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Speaker 6: I remember, I don't have their names in front of me.

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Speaker 14: I don't told you to bring these two kids tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: Like I said, I don't know who told me that.

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Speaker 6: All I know is what schedule to drop them off

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Speaker 14: What tell of fifth they from there? So when you

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Speaker 14: come back to get them. I didn't sign up for

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Speaker 14: who told you to bring me?

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Speaker 6: Said, I don't have the name in front of me,

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Speaker 6: And actually, I'm not at liberty to let you know

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Speaker 6: who submitted your name. All I know who was scheduled

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Speaker 6: to drive two kids off at ten o'clock tomorrow?

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Speaker 12: Did you know?

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Speaker 14: I don't know what the I've been asking you how

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Speaker 14: They could be Mexican agents. That's not the point.

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Speaker 6: Who's gonna gave you I don't know who your name?

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Speaker 6: I don't know that.

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Speaker 14: Oh no, you got to know who gave you my

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Speaker 14: information because they don't not have been to my house.

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Speaker 6: All I know is, ma'am, I'm scared to bring those

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Speaker 6: that's who saw you that say.

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Speaker 14: Don't bring no kids to my house. I don't even

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Speaker 14: care if they white, just don't bring two more kids

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Speaker 14: to my mouse curious Carrio.

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Speaker 6: I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie. Okay,

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Speaker 6: I have one more thing I need to tell you

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Speaker 14: You have to say me right now?

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Speaker 6: Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 14: I'm daddy. Oh gosh, I'm all.

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Speaker 6: Right, all right, Valerie, I got one more thing to

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Speaker 6: ask you. What is What is the baddest And I'm

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Speaker 6: talking about the baddest radio show.

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Speaker 14: In the land the Steve every morning.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew coming up next?

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Speaker 12: It is asked the clo with the Chief Love Officer

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Speaker 12: Steve Harvey in the building.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, time out for ask to see oh,

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Speaker 1: This one is from Cherry in New Orleans.

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Speaker 12: Cherry says, my coworker has flirted with me for two years,

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Speaker 12: and now that I'm single, I decided to.

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Speaker 1: Go to dinner with him.

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Speaker 12: I let him pick me up only because I know

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Speaker 12: him well. He got to my house and his car

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Speaker 2: Colo, Well, you know, if you feel like you should apologize,

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Speaker 7: What's it gonna hurt you?

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Speaker 2: But don't apologize at me and go out with him,

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Speaker 2: because chances are you're probably correct now she's calling you

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Speaker 2: Goodie two shoes.

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Speaker 7: That's because you like clean stuff. That makes you goodie too. Choose,

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Speaker 7: that's that's problem.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be a steaky car that.

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Speaker 2: Is tried on and me saying well, let's go in

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Speaker 2: If a man is picking you up for the first time,

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Speaker 1: His breast before trust me.

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Speaker 2: If he won't clean his car up and knowing he's

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Speaker 2: not willing to do?

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Speaker 15: Is true?

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Speaker 7: He been flirting with you?

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Speaker 2: Just leave it at that. Going about your business. You're

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Speaker 2: absolutely correct, it's more behind it. First of all, he

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Speaker 2: not trying to impress you. That's a problem. Let's take

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Speaker 2: your car, that's a problem. You goody to choose because

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Speaker 7: That's a problem.

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, I know I am all right.

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Speaker 6: Moving on.

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Speaker 12: Sebastian and Los Angeles says, I'm met a beautiful woman

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Speaker 12: and she's got a roommate that's beautiful too. The other

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Speaker 12: There were several people there, but I was the only

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Speaker 12: I met first, but her roommate was sitting in my lap.

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Speaker 1: And she even fixed a plate for me. I'm an

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Speaker 1: He's so confused.

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Speaker 4: I'm fifty four and she's thirty.

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Speaker 1: So I need your help.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably need to go in and ask. Just say,

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Speaker 2: hold on, wait a minute. Hold, I'm confused. I come

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Speaker 7: Now I need to know who am I dating here?

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Speaker 7: Just all three of us. I don't say that.

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Speaker 1: Keep that to your safe start over, start over.

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Speaker 7: Keep that to yourself. But just say, hey, look, I

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Speaker 7: want to ask you a question.

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Speaker 2: I came here thinking with you, but then your roommate

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Speaker 7: So I'm confused. Am I to date your roommate? Am

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Speaker 7: I to date you? I'm so confused. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah that's failure.

448
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm confused.

449
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, play attention to this one.

450
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Speaker 12: Clo La Donna in Valdosta Georgia says, mister c l O,

451
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 12: I'm sixty seven, and I heard you say that old

452
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 12: people need to stop referring to themselves as freaky. I

453
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 12: beg your pardon because I'm still very freaky and my

454
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 12: husband is sixty eight and he is too. But here's

455
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 12: the problem. He's starting to watch a lot of porn

456
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Speaker 12: and he ends up handling his business all by himself

457
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Speaker 12: a lot.

458
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Speaker 1: Why does he choose that over actually having sex with me?

459
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: Mister clo?

460
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Speaker 7: You well, you know, okay, since we being honest with

461
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Speaker 7: each other.

462
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 2: Come on, if a man prefers porno and himself over you,

463
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: then let me ask you a question. Why do you

464
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 2: think he prefers porn and himself over you?

465
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:23,479
Speaker 13: Miss?

466
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 7: I still got it, I'm so free, sixty seven freaky.

467
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 12: Well, that's what she wants to know from you, clo.

468
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 12: Why does he choose porn over actually having.

469
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Speaker 1: Sex with her?

470
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 7: Freaky and good is two different things.

471
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Speaker 2: You know, maybe you got feather dusters in the room

472
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: and you don't look suitcase under the bed.

473
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Speaker 7: I don't know what you're working with, but maybe maybe

474
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 7: he don't want all that.

475
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 2: You know, you know you in here, you know you

476
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 2: got French tickles, and you know, man, he don't he

477
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: don't want all that.

478
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: You know, he watches porn. Make it makes sense.

479
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 2: You can buy the porno movie. You won't, you know, table,

480
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell her. She'd have one

481
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: in him, thinking she all that freaky, but he don't

482
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: want to be with her. You want to be with

483
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: the porno movie in himself. Now, obviously something you doing

484
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: ain't all that freaky.

485
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Speaker 1: Well, okay, you're the c l O, noting c chief

486
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: freaky officer. Okay, all right, I got it. Yeah, he

487
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: don't know what you you know what? Yeah, okay, I

488
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: got it.

489
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 7: You know you come talking outl I got new for you.

490
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 2: I'm freaking he freaking too, Oh really but here okay,

491
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 2: well he freaking the movie.

492
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 7: And he freaking with hisself.

493
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: Okay, saying not to That's that that blows up theory.

494
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm moving on.

495
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 12: Angela in Manhattan says I'm a forty two year old

496
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 12: dancer and I do private bachelor and bachelorette parties. I

497
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 12: was hired to dance for a guy's fortieth birthday party,

498
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 12: and his wife set it all up. When I got there,

499
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 12: the birthday boy asked if I would fool around with

500
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 12: his wife and let him watch. I told him it

501
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 12: would be extra, and he paid me. His wife and

502
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 12: I hooked up a few more times since then, and

503
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 12: he found out.

504
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 7: He got on.

505
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 12: Social media and trashed me. Is there any way I

506
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 12: can stop him?

507
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 7: What that just ain't got nothing to.

508
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 15: Do with love?

509
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 4: Uh show?

510
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 16: A lot of freaky stuff going on Dandy High.

511
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: He pay extra for you to do something extra with

512
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 2: his wife, and he watched. Then y'all hooked up a

513
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: few times after that, and now he trashing you on

514
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: social media?

515
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 7: What you're tripping for?

516
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: All right?

517
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 7: No business ought to be going.

518
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: Well, you're listening morning show, right, Steve.

519
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 12: Before we went to break you, sir said, you don't

520
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 12: like watching your beautiful grandkids.

521
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 7: And they are beautiful, they are.

522
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 4: And why what is that about you?

523
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 7: I don't like watching them. I don't have a lot

524
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 7: of time. Shouldn't have been here.

525
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: Always gotta tell them something, boy, Get out off of

526
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 2: the stop putting her hair.

527
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 4: Why y'all are the papa Rose?

528
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 3: Won't let me?

529
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 7: Well your baby, you don't need to look in here.

530
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: But I don't like Pepper Pig last cartoon looking pigs

531
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: up in here, Papa, Let's watch Pepper Pig.

532
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 7: Papa don't like the pea understand.

533
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: Papa liked watching Sports Center and singing in and Netflix.

534
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 7: And that's what I'm gonna watch.

535
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 4: Brave Papa.

536
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 7: I want a drink of that. You can't drink mcallay.

537
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 4: And don't ask me, no damn moment, where is Marjorie?

538
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: That's why they be having me watching that, Propa. We

539
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: want a bedtime start your papa don't know? No, yes,

540
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: you do, you know, Tayler, But they don't be They

541
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: ain't none that kids supposed to hear?

542
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 7: Do they lead the kids with you, like like lead

543
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 7: the house and this just yeah, you.

544
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: Know, they'll go to No Boods or something and they

545
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: know I don't want to go there. They'll watch, okay,

546
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: watch the kids. So I don't put them in the

547
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: movie theater room.

548
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 7: I got the big screen. All I got cartoons, I

549
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 7: mean little movies, you.

550
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: Know, The Incredibles and all this hell. And they're gonna

551
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: talk and ask questions all.

552
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, why in there? You're in there with them?

553
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 6: Now?

554
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: It's next to my office, so you know what wild

555
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: proof room?

556
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 6: What is?

557
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 4: I leave them in there?

558
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 2: And then they're coming here to propau Emily Dane, who

559
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: is Emily? No, I don't know none of these people

560
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: right here.

561
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 4: I don't like none.

562
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 7: And then my kids, because I have bought all.

563
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,479
Speaker 2: Of them iPads and Dad, we don't want our children

564
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: raised on high pairs. Quit dropping them off over here?

565
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: What they need eye pair for? They need somebody to

566
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: talk to other than me?

567
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: And see, kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something?

568
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 7: Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing? Come

569
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Speaker 7: in here.

570
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: Cary left bj Whitney one time. Yeah, well he came

571
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: in my office. I was eating some ribs, and so

572
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: I gave him, you know, and he was just over joining.

573
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: His eyes got big. He kept looking at anything. You

574
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: eat it a little bit more than he look at it,

575
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: eat a little bit more. Cary came in here, Daddy,

576
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: what did you give him? I said, eating a rib?

577
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: He don't eat meat?

578
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 7: I said, yes he did, And we don't do that

579
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 7: at our house.

580
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: Your coming in here asking the man any shit?

581
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 7: Raise these kids?

582
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 4: Watch these kids.

583
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 7: I watched these kids like I won't to how long

584
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 7: they been in the water until they look like Prue.

585
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 4: You have to and all of that.

586
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: While hey, let me tell you some No. I put

587
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: them in the swimming pool with their little rath round. Well,

588
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: they can't they can't climb out of it and they

589
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: can't fall, can move around, that's it. That's it.

590
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 12: So like if the if the little girls stay over

591
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 12: Rose and l or something, do you have to comb

592
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 12: their hair and stuff?

593
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

594
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 4: No, no, So you just got the babies looking crazy

595
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 4: if they take a nap.

596
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 7: Girl, okay, how they look? They cute.

597
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Day's nighttime, go to bed. But they so smart, man,

598
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: They vocabilis extensive.

599
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 7: They be talking.

600
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 2: They ask you questions, Papa. So I was leaving one

601
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: morning to Papa on where you going? Or said, I'm

602
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: going to work, Papa? Why you always go to work?

603
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: Because y'all always eating groceries? That's why I'm That's a

604
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: good answer too, because y'all the ones asked me getting

605
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: skating rinks for your damn party and high skating rinks.

606
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: We had a damn reindeer in the backyard. Who you

607
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: think pay for this one? Oh my goodness, you yelling?

608
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: Really that's we bought a black Santa Claus back here.

609
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: You know how much he costs?

610
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 7: The white was way cheaper.

611
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 4: Y'all because there's more.

612
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: Of this, there's more of them, your black Santa claus Is,

613
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 2: and then you gotta get one that really know how

614
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: to be Santa Claus.

615
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 7: You can't have no fat black dude back then. Hey,

616
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 7: what's up, little key?

617
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: You stupid?

618
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 7: All this stuff while you always working, y'all keep eating.

619
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 4: But they don't understand that.

620
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: See, if you have to talk to them, you know,

621
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: on their level.

622
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 4: White Santa claus Is way, you can't how.

623
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: Much things cost. They don't understand that they.

624
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 7: Need to learn here, just the real world.

625
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 4: They they don't get it.

626
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: They just know that they're too young.

627
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 7: They're too young for what to learn.

628
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: Just have these life less to learn those lessons.

629
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 7: Oh, they ain't too young to own the eight hundred dollars.

630
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: It's eight hundred dollars.

631
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 7: They're not too young to ride in this damn Lamborghini

632
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 7: cost See hell, we got costly design and costeats.

633
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 2: All the little grandkids got luxury automobiles plugged up in

634
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: the in the garage.

635
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 7: They got a little convertible business they drive when they

636
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 7: come on.

637
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: That's a durable See.

638
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: So they talking about so what on battery ran I

639
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: know what battery run out because he ride every damn

640
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: So Noah, come telling me, Paul, Paul, my car don't

641
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: work where.

642
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 7: It's or go do something else. And I said that boy,

643
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 7: pour your damn lip in and go do something else.

644
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 7: Going that damn tpe. I spent all that money home

645
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 7: back there.

646
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 17: Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini cos seat.

647
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 17: Tell me I ain't making this hard good, ain't no

648
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 17: t I got everything. I'm sitting up in here talking.

649
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 17: I like watching my glass. My confession, okay, a ten

650
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 17: minute confession.

651
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 3: I think we're clear.

652
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 4: We're clear that fly.

653
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: I think we're really clear.

654
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 7: See, I want a coffee. It would tell me this is.

655
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 5: Making this up.

656
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: You want one for yourself.

657
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 7: I put a little Jordan one thought the thing. I

658
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 7: mean you can fit in it though.

659
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 4: All right, Uh, we'll be back.

660
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. It is time now for a rounded.

661
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 12: Would you rather let's go? Would you you rather not

662
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 12: have sex for a year or have it every day

663
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 12: of your life?

664
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: But no orgasm?

665
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 7: What we ain't gonna reach nothing? Yeah, well I'm gonna go.

666
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with a because for a whole year

667
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: you ain't you ain't getting nothing nohow.

668
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 6: What is this?

669
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 7: Every day?

670
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: That's hard for nothing?

671
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 7: Stop? Okay, that's enough. What man? You know how crazy

672
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 7: you're gonna be looking every day? Dog? Let me tell

673
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 7: you something.

674
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: Dog, You're gonna be looking real crazy. You gonna be

675
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 2: looking real crazy thirty days of that right there, you're

676
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 2: gonna No, that's not good.

677
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 7: That's not good. No, I just wait a year.

678
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: It's just a whole year, Okay, I might.

679
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 7: I might have to jump back on this year and yeah,

680
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 7: this every day nothing nothing? Yeah, you know nothing.

681
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, guy's got stop.

682
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 4: He stupid?

683
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 7: All right, every day somebody been to get knocked unconscious.

684
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 7: That's all I'm telling you.

685
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, said Smith.

686
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 7: Smith's stay out of it.

687
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you're going for a year nothing

688
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: for a year?

689
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 7: All right?

690
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 13: All right?

691
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 12: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends

692
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 12: but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by

693
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 12: your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public.

694
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: Which one?

695
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 7: Oh?

696
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: I want my family family. I've been both of them,

697
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: been both of them. I've been each for long stretches.

698
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 12: Hated by your family and loved by the public. And yeah, yeah,

699
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 12: loved by your family and hated by the public.

700
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 6: Yeah.

701
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been both of them from long periods of time.

702
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 4: We ever had a will man, he raised, I.

703
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 7: Do have both of them hard, Okay, all.

704
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: Right, so you have not a choice between the two.

705
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 7: You know, both of them hard, but.

706
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 4: Experience if you have, you love.

707
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 7: I've had experience with both.

708
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 1: For Tommy said he chooses family. Family.

709
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 7: At the end of it, I'd rather had a family. Yeah.

710
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: Just stay in the house. I've had to do that.

711
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: You do know that I've had to stay my ass

712
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 2: in house. Just feel some love and support. It's gonna

713
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: be all right, Daddy, shut up, don't know.

714
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: All right, We love you Dan.

715
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 4: That's today's brother.

716
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show? You're listening? Morning show?

717
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, introduce your friend Jay Anthony Brown.

718
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: Please.

719
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 7: Well, ladies and gentlemen.

720
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: You know, once again, I ain't got to do this much,

721
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 2: but when I do, it's kind of shock. Yeah, I

722
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: ain't not saying nothing like this, right, I don't know

723
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: what deal.

724
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 7: I cook with his.

725
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: I want James deal.

726
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 7: I want that. I damn the want Jays.

727
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 2: That's what it's called. That's the best friend deal that. Yeah,

728
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: I have to woe out a little bit though, you know,

729
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think this.

730
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. J Anthony Brown, all.

731
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 18: Right, talking to the men and the men only you're

732
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 18: in a somewhat really relationship. What you want to know

733
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 18: is how to get out of the friend zone. And

734
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 18: if you're in it, here we go. If you're in

735
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 18: the friend zone. If you have taken her dog to

736
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 18: the vet and the dog weighs under two pounds more

737
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 18: than four times, you and the friend zone, okay. If

738
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 18: you have put lotion on her back, dude, just her back.

739
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 18: You in the friend zone, okay?

740
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: If you have. If she has said to you, look

741
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: at me in my pennies and bra do I look fat?

742
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 7: And that's all?

743
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 3: You in the friend zone?

744
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 7: All right?

745
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 18: If she said come over here and sleep over with

746
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 18: me in the bed because I'm scared, no sex? You

747
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 18: in the friend zone, bid all right. If you have

748
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 18: listened to her complain about her ex who ain't worth her?

749
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 18: Damn you in the friend zone, partner, if you, if you,

750
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 18: if she if she has asked you, what do you

751
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 18: think about the sweater I'm buying for another dude?

752
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 13: Damn it?

753
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 2: You in the friends zone was gonna be funny because

754
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: he was stunning trying to get him right.

755
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 18: Yeah, if you have been over there just to move

756
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 18: something heavy by yourself, damn it, you're in the friends zone.

757
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 18: If she says I need you to come over here

758
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 18: because another dude is coming over here and I want

759
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 18: you to be here so.

760
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 3: Nothing happens, your ass is in the friend zone.

761
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 7: Okay.

762
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 19: And last, but not least, she called you up at

763
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 19: you in the morning says I need you to take

764
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 19: me to another house he wants to talk to me.

765
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 3: Damn it, damn it, your.

766
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 18: Hands is in the friend zone now. Men, if you've

767
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 18: done four or more of these things, your ass is.

768
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: In the friend zone. Jake, I want to comment on

769
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: one of them. When you said give me what she

770
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: called you, this is what you said. If she called

771
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: you to come over at two o'clock in the morning

772
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: and sleep with her, but no sex cause she's scared.

773
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 7: I want you to know when I get there, you're

774
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 7: gonna be scared twice. I do need you to know.

775
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: Their as in the friend zone.

776
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you're gonna be scared twice though.

777
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 3: Why you ain't got dont no butajam about him because

778
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: I like to sleep like that.

779
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 7: We're gonna try something.

780
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 11: You over there helping us clothes, you're taking all your clothes.

781
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 15: I can't.

782
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 7: I can't sleep with no clothes. No, don't.

783
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in here and hold you. I'm gonna

784
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: beat naked, though, yes, manna beat naked. You're gonna beat

785
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 2: ye anyway.

786
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: And they don't mind putting you in the friend zone

787
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: that I'm going on.

788
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 7: I'm going over there.

789
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: I ain't even win no drawers over there, Jackson. You're

790
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 2: gonna beat debating my friendship im. Probably I'm gonna beat

791
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to look at me a whole nother

792
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 2: way because I'm damn she I'm gonna looking at you different.

793
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 12: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve

794
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show right after.

795
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: You're listening.

796
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,

797
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 12: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

798
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 12: The subject to my best friend's wife is too much.

799
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: Okay, too much. We'll get into it. What you hear

800
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: this letter?

801
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 12: We'll get into it a little later, but right now,

802
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 12: the nephew is here with today's brank phone call. What

803
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 12: you got for nat What this went on in a

804
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 12: lot of houses? Oh really this went on.

805
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 10: This happened because you know everybody bringing them this pot,

806
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 10: that pot, the pot. Look, you know how it go.

807
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 10: Then it happened in my house, and I'm tired of this.

808
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 10: This was my last one. But this right here is

809
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 10: the pot. Look bad pot luck. That's the title, Bad

810
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 10: pot love. Okay, okay, I know y'all has to be

811
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 10: bringing up y'all house with just trifling. Okay, I'm not

812
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 10: gonna say nothing, but I shall want to say something.

813
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 10: I know my wife listen, but your cousin can't bring

814
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 10: no no more and put some damn blueberries in it.

815
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 7: She can't do that, no doubt. I'm just gonna go

816
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 7: and see it. She can't do it no more.

817
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 10: Okay, you can't bring no greens and then have some

818
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 10: kind of meatium and there ain't turkey, and we don't

819
00:43:59,040 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 10: know what that is.

820
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 7: Ain't do that no more to us. Some saucy.

821
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 10: Agree in degrees what you're doing. You cannot experiment on

822
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 10: big holidays, all right, this is bad pop. Let's go

823
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 10: cat them.

824
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to flying a heather.

825
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 5: Excuse me what you say.

826
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 13: I'm trying to reach a Heather. How are you okay? Listen? Uh,

827
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 13: I got your number from from lowest. Look that's my mama.

828
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 13: I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.

829
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 5: Now wait wait excuse me. Lois? Who's lowis Lewis?

830
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 6: Yes?

831
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Hi? How are you?

832
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 13: I'm good? You you you? You was at at Mama

833
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 13: Dean's house on New Year's Day?

834
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, was there?

835
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 13: Okay when I got when I got there, you was gone.

836
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 13: But what I'm what I'm calling about, is you the

837
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 13: one made the black I please?

838
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 7: Right?

839
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 5: I did you enjoyed them?

840
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 13: No? I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Yeah,

841
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 13: let me say this. Let me say this.

842
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, come at work. You can't talk

843
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 5: to me like this. Don't do that, don't do that.

844
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 5: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't curse

845
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 5: that me.

846
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 13: Don't go to deal Your beans got my ill jacked

847
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 13: up and I didn't have to go down to the

848
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 13: doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no

849
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 13: damn insurance for none.

850
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 6: This.

851
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 13: You know this, this, this didn't have me messed up

852
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 13: for the last week. No number for the loanss to

853
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 13: tell you exactly.

854
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 5: You know how your damn peece is okay? First fist

855
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 5: of all, Okay, I told you ask. I'm at work,

856
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 5: I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to

857
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 5: you the way I want to talk to you. But

858
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 5: let me just tell you this. Don't call me with

859
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 5: the dump. First of all, there was a whole bunch

860
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 5: of food there. How do you know how can you

861
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 5: single out my damn beans that made you sit with

862
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 5: all that got food there. You're not gonna get out of.

863
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 13: Here, Mama Mama Bean says you were the one that

864
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 13: made the place.

865
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: You don't give us.

866
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 5: Mama Bean said it was all this food there, and

867
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 5: you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained, you

868
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 5: know what the day's date is, okay, And not one

869
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 5: other person called me about them beans, and by the

870
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 5: as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.

871
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 5: So for you to call me with the dumb all

872
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 5: late and wrong, going to blame me, probably because you

873
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 5: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when

874
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 5: it was available to you. And now you want to

875
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 5: call me with no no no, no, no no no,

876
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 5: so you could tell what.

877
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 13: Somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings

878
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 13: my stomach up. And that's what the that's what it

879
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 13: falls down to. And at the end of the day,

880
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 13: you're friendly can miss it.

881
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 5: You know the hell I hate what doctor bill you

882
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 5: said you don't having shut so how did the hell

883
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 5: did you? Wing shot?

884
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 13: I had to play out my pocket to get my

885
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 13: stomach pumped.

886
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 5: Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,

887
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 5: that means the bill is thing so you can get.

888
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 13: You gonna reimburse me.

889
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 5: Well, no, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay.

890
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 5: In fact, I got more beans for you since you

891
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 5: got a problem with them. I got a whole bowl

892
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 5: for you. Okay, how about because you fullished? So if

893
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 5: it made you, that's.

894
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 13: Good for you. Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you

895
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 13: this here right now. The bill was four hundred and

896
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 13: seventy two dollars. I need four hundred seventy two. Four

897
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 13: hundred and seventy two dollars for your bully things.

898
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.

899
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 5: And I need to go because I got work to do.

900
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 5: I don't know what you got to do. Spend it

901
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 5: all this time on the phone talk about some beans

902
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 5: with all that food. So the rice didn't do it,

903
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 5: the meat didn't do it. They had some other gravy.

904
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 5: Gravy always people up that didn't do it. You want

905
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 5: to single out my beans got of here? Don't be

906
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 5: calling me with this dumb you know what. Now tell

907
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 5: me who gave me your number, because I don't even

908
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 5: know you.

909
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 13: I do know your mom, Mama being gave me your number.

910
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 5: I called my mama Dean's passing out numbers. Well, I'm

911
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 5: gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody

912
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 5: else got sick, which I know they didn't because your

913
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 5: ass is full. So I'm gonna call her see if

914
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 5: anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.

915
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 5: And I also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm

916
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 5: gonna call miss Lewis and see why her dad son

917
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 5: is calling me on the phone. Because this is something

918
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 5: both I'm getting sick and tired of this phone call.

919
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 5: And nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything something

920
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 5: wrong with you, and so take a accident, clear your

921
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 5: ass out and keep it the you get off my phone.

922
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some

923
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 13: problem with the bees too.

924
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 5: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,

925
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 5: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.

926
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 5: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,

927
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 5: I'm calling Mamma Dean. She ain't got no Bodin's giving

928
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 5: my mother number to nobody.

929
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 13: This is what you want me to tell Tommy.

930
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 5: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.

931
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 5: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.

932
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 5: And if you kind to gain other people who want

933
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 5: to jump away your side, it's not going to happen

934
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 5: because nobody complained about the beam. Give me, give me

935
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 5: not the names, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just

936
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 5: about everybody that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.

937
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me nephew,

938
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 13: Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is Nephew

939
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 13: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven You just

940
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 13: are you crazy?

941
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 5: Your cousin?

942
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 13: You got me to pray, Paul call you.

943
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 5: Coople? Walking by me looking at me cause.

944
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 7: I'm walking again?

945
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 5: Problem you Tommy?

946
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 6: Are you crazy.

947
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 8: Are good?

948
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 13: Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to

949
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 13: taste your black eyed ta okay.

950
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 5: Oh good, nobody could play. I'm sitting here like, come,

951
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 5: I want to get these people sack. You weren't gonna

952
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 5: get no money.

953
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 13: Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the

954
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 13: baddest the baddest radio show in the land.

955
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 5: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve

956
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.

957
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

958
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 13: Great, keep cooking, babe.

959
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 5: You are all right, thank you?

960
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 10: New Year?

961
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 13: All right, New Year? And next year I'll probably pop

962
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 13: off at mama been house here.

963
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 5: You are welcome to come.

964
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 10: We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're

965
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 10: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these pod loucks.

966
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: Those well, we need food.

967
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 7: Please. You know what happened in my house?

968
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 13: What you know?

969
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: It's been doing keto low cards. I just decided you

970
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: enjoying my day, so I'll let go. At had three

971
00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: sweet potato pies. I said, Okay, yeng me when I

972
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 2: get through on a chill and give me a big

973
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 2: hunk of sweet potato pie.

974
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 7: Do you know they ate all three of them? Sweet

975
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 7: potato powe before you got told dog I went over there,

976
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 7: and Margie said, you didn't get no pout.

977
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 13: No.

978
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: I was waiting because after the game, they ate all

979
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: three of them sweet potato pie, the kids, the kids,

980
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 2: the grandparents, their friends.

981
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 10: I walked in the kitchen. I looked at everybody. I'm different.

982
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 10: I get mad at my wife at that point. Have

983
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 10: me some foods inside, take care of me. I'm sorry,

984
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 10: very nice, Have me some food. Yeah, okay, if you

985
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 10: don't mind, you have me a plate set aside. I'm

986
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 10: not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates and everybody are eating.

987
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna do that.

988
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 4: What if she put your plate aside and somebody eat it?

989
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 13: Somebody?

990
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 7: Now, you just came to my house stealing.

991
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck

992
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: in your marriage. All right, we're coming up Strawberry Letter.

993
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: Subject my best friend's wife is too much. We'll get

994
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: into it right after this.

995
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for today's

996
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 12: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

997
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,520
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998
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,080
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999
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter.

1000
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 12: You hear that live on the air, just like we're

1001
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 12: going to read this one right here, right now.

1002
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 7: Muggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you. Here.

1003
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 7: It is the Strawberry Letter.

1004
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, neph you.

1005
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 12: Subject My best friend's wife is too much. Dear Stephen Shirley.

1006
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 12: I am a twenty seven year old man and I

1007
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 12: have a best friend and we've been super tight for years.

1008
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 12: We've been through all the good and bad, had girlfriends together,

1009
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 12: and now that he's married, I want to tell him

1010
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 12: so bad that his wife is too much.

1011
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: She's too much of everything.

1012
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 12: She's tall, thick, wears big hair, big lashes, and her

1013
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 12: nails and toeenails are very long. She's what we used

1014
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 12: to call soulful and would only fool around with them,

1015
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 12: but would never make them our number one girl. Okay,

1016
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 12: this woman put on put that thing on him and

1017
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 12: he's gone. He talks about her NonStop and doesn't like

1018
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 12: to be away from her for long. He invited me

1019
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 12: over last Sunday for steaks on the grill, and when

1020
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 12: I got there, he was still at the store, so

1021
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 12: I sat and talked to his wife. We had a

1022
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 12: friendly conversation at first and then she started tearing up

1023
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 12: and went into a story about how my best friend

1024
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 12: isn't pleasing her and she needs a real man to

1025
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 12: take care of her needs. I was thrown for a

1026
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 12: loop but tried to comfort her.

1027
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: She got closer to me and.

1028
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 12: Whispered that she heard I'm blessed. Then she looked at

1029
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 12: my mid section and winked. I pushed her away, and

1030
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 12: she sprung right back on me and grabbed my mid

1031
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 12: section and got a nice handful. God because I had

1032
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 12: on jogging pants. She asked if she could see it,

1033
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 12: and when I said no, she tried to take it

1034
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 12: out of my pants herself. I struggled with her for

1035
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 12: a minute, and then we heard my best friend pull up.

1036
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 12: I ran into the bathroom because during the struggle I

1037
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 12: became aroused. The rest of the day at his house

1038
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 12: was stressful. I know if I tell my best friend

1039
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 12: any of this, it could end our friendship. Should I

1040
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 12: tell her how foul she is or avoid them both?

1041
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: WHOA? I was not expecting any of this. This letter

1042
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: took a turn, didn't it. You're right, she's she's too much.

1043
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: She's way too much.

1044
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 12: And this is a dangerous position you're in because any

1045
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 12: wrong moves on your part could totally end your friendship.

1046
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: And that's what you don't want. So I say this

1047
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: to you. Say nothing to him about his ridiculous wife,

1048
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: and just stay away from them.

1049
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 12: If they invite you over again, and I'm sure they

1050
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 12: will make excuses, don't go.

1051
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: Ever, don't ever go back over there. His wife is

1052
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: too crazy. She's out of control.

1053
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 12: She sounds like the kind of person who will lie

1054
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 12: on you, and you know say that you came on

1055
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 12: to her when it was her trifle and ratchet behind

1056
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 12: all the time. So again, stay away from them as

1057
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 12: a couple for sure, and never ever be alone with

1058
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 12: her again.

1059
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: She has no morals to do.

1060
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 12: That to you, like it was nothing, and she's willing

1061
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 12: to risk it all for some well you get the picture.

1062
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 12: If she's that loose with you, she's bound to try

1063
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 12: it with someone else, who she heard you know, is blessed,

1064
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 12: and hopefully she'll get caught, you know, and then she'll

1065
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 12: lose her husband, which is a good man according to you.

1066
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 12: So again, just stay away, stay quiet. Your friend won't

1067
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 12: believe you anyway if you tell him. He's so strong,

1068
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 12: she'll get what's coming to her eventually, and it probably

1069
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 12: I'm sure it won't be a moment a moment too soon, Steve.

1070
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: Well, we got a problem here, homie. Say you're going

1071
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 2: through this but and this ain't good, man, This is

1072
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 2: gonna end up badly for everybody in this letter, including you.

1073
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 2: So let me just walk you through what happened to

1074
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,359
Speaker 2: you though, So you understand, you said, y'all real tight.

1075
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 7: You and your boy y'all been through a lot.

1076
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: You have some good and bad girlfriends together, and now

1077
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 2: he's married, and now you want to tell him about

1078
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 2: his wife.

1079
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 7: You can't.

1080
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 2: She's tall, thick, web big hair, got big lashes, long nails,

1081
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: and toenails are very long. I don't know when they

1082
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 2: started being a fat out. I've been out the game

1083
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 2: for a long time, so I don't know when they

1084
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 2: started doing the long toenails.

1085
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1086
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 2: Maybe she just into open toe shoes or you know,

1087
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm not really in the claw type feet. Long toenails.

1088
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 7: I do like on painted, but not long.

1089
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 2: She's what we used to call soulful, and you fool

1090
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 2: around with them, but y'all will make them your number one.

1091
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 7: Well, now here's the problem. This woman put that thing

1092
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 7: on him.

1093
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 2: And he gone, well, let's say we can stop writing

1094
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 2: this letter. See your partner whip, ain't nothing we can

1095
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 2: do about that.

1096
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 7: We can't help you. And because your description of her

1097
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 7: it doesne got it.

1098
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: He talks about her NonStop and don't like to be

1099
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: away from her for long. So he asked you to

1100
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 2: come over for steaks on the grill. You got there,

1101
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 2: he wasn't home well so much for.

1102
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 7: He don't like to be alone.

1103
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 2: See, a lot of men say stuff about their marriage

1104
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 2: that they ain't really true. If he don't like being alone,

1105
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 2: why is his ass at the stove? You know they

1106
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 2: could have went to the store together. Yeah, but he

1107
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 2: needed a break. All this long hair, big hair, nails,

1108
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 2: all this here he lying he went to the store.

1109
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 2: He probably sitting in the parking lot at the stove

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Speaker 2: right now, just breathing heavy, just trying to catch your breath,

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00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 2: because he's been at the house with this hell for

1112
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: all this time. He wants you to think he got

1113
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 2: something real because he'd have made a mistake. So y'all

1114
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 2: sitting there and he wasn't at home. Y'all having a

1115
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 2: friendly conversation. Now, big girl, start tearing up, Start talking

1116
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 2: about how your best friend ain't pleasing and she need

1117
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 2: a real man to take care of her knees.

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00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: All right, hold that thought, steep, pull that thought well

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00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: Part two.

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Speaker 12: Steve's response at twenty three minutes after the hour, Strawberry

1121
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 12: leaves subject for today my best friend's wife is too much.

1122
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

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00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 12: Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's

1124
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 12: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject my best friend's wife.

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00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: Is too much.

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00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 2: All right, we're talking about this young couple and twenty seven.

1127
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 2: They been homies for a long time with through we

1128
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 2: used to run girls together and everything. And they used

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00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 2: to have this type of girl, soulful, big, tall, thick,

1130
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 2: big hell, big lashes, long nails, but this one got

1131
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 2: long toeennails. This is probably the whole difference maker right here.

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00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 2: And so now he didn't marry this girl. He talk

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00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 2: about it constantly and don't like being away from it. Well,

1134
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: he do like being away from it, because when you

1135
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 2: got over there Sunday, he was at the stove gone.

1136
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 2: He was down at the store, just sitting in the

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00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 2: parking lot, just getting to bring y'all started having a

1138
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: friendly conversation. She started tearing up and told you how

1139
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 2: her friend ain't pleasing her. She need a real man.

1140
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 2: Now here what a letter turned. I was thrown for

1141
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: a loop, but I tried to comfort her. You can't

1142
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: pack them types of people on the back.

1143
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 3: You can't do that.

1144
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 2: Once you touch her back, that signals to her and

1145
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: them toes time to make a move at us, just

1146
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 2: throwing this whole thing. And you tried to comfort her,

1147
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 2: so you patted her on the back. She got closer

1148
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: and the whispered that she heard I'm blessed. Now where

1149
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 2: she here this at? She heard that from your best friend.

1150
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 2: That's probably why. Then she looked at your mid section

1151
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 2: and wink. You pushed her away. Now you know why

1152
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 2: you had to push her away, because she was comforted

1153
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 2: her patting her on the back. That's what happened. And

1154
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 2: then she grabbed me a section and she got a

1155
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 2: hand for it because you had on jogging pants.

1156
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 7: She asked me if she could see it. I said no.

1157
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 2: She tried to take it out of my pants herself.

1158
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 2: Y'all too close though, y'all way too close. Yoke your

1159
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: friend's house, way too close. See when you're friend ain't home.

1160
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: You're supposed to stay outside by the grill, supposed to

1161
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: be on the porch somewhere. You're supposed to be turning

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01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 2: the meat or moving the ice round in the cooler.

1163
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 2: You all in there, patting her on the back, comforting her.

1164
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 2: You can't comfort a woman that's got long ass toenail.

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01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm telling them, listen, it's the whole thing. See a

1166
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Speaker 2: woman with real long toenails and hang out over the chute,

1167
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 2: pull her along on the sidewalk when she walking.

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Speaker 4: Long.

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01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be hered. So I struggled with her

1170
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 2: for a minute. Now she big, tall, thick, big hair, big.

1171
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 2: It's hard you struggling. Then you heard your friend pull up.

1172
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 2: You ran to the bathroom because during the struggle you

1173
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 2: got a little aroused.

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Speaker 7: That's cost you twenty seven. It don't take much. She

1175
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 7: touched me. Even if you don't want them, if they

1176
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 7: touch you, your ass is lit.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the rest of the deal you twenty seven. It

1179
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 7: don't take much. Thoughts. Touching is one thoughts. Get you there.

1180
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 7: She touched. The rest of the day at his house

1181
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 7: was stressful.

1182
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 6: I know.

1183
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 2: If I tell my best friend any of this, it

1184
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 2: could end our friendship. Should I tell how far she

1185
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 2: is or avoid them both? All right, here's the deal.

1186
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 7: You have to avoid them.

1187
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 12: You have to.

1188
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 2: You cannot tell it. He is going to find out,

1189
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 2: and she gonna go somewhere else. You turned her down,

1190
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 2: but she gonna make a move somewhere else.

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01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 7: So that's really it. You're in a precarious position. Don't

1192
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 7: go over there no more.

1193
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 2: Ain't no more grilling at his heart. That yeah, you're

1194
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 2: all them days over right there. And you know, some

1195
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 2: friendships is for a season and you and a friend.

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01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 2: You know, I got some friends that I was friends

1197
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,439
Speaker 2: with in the twenties, but we ain't make the cut.

1198
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 2: You can't say nothing about his wife. He ain't gonna

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01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 2: take it right because he sprung. And just let it

1200
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 2: go and just be there. Don't ever tell him about

1201
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 2: the incident, even when their relationship is over.

1202
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 7: Just let it go. That's all I got for you. Man.

1203
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 7: You're a young dude. I know this is new for you.

1204
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 2: Every man in here has been in this situation where

1205
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 2: one of their friends girls got a little crazy. I've

1206
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 2: been very fortunate in my life and that none of

1207
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: my partners have been involved with people like this, but

1208
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 2: it happens often often, and y'all young, stay away from her.

1209
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 7: Run and now let this be a lesson from you.

1210
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 2: Stop fooling with them soul for girls, because one of

1211
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 2: y'all gonna get too close and they let your own.

1212
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 2: You're gonna get whipped just like he is. Next thing,

1213
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 2: you know, you beating married one. So what is the

1214
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 2: moral of this story?

1215
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1216
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: What do we learn today?

1217
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 7: Stay away from long ass toenails?

1218
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 4: Learn something every day. Every day you have got.

1219
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 7: To stay away from long ass today.

1220
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: His friend is cut. All right, Well, thank you.

1221
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I got for y'all. Really can't go

1222
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 2: no deeper than that. It's just it's nowhere can go

1223
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 2: with you?

1224
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 15: You know, jack.

1225
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: Someone the first time I ever saw that was in

1226
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: l A long toenails.

1227
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 2: Person that need to put on all that extra stuff

1228
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 2: is lacking in a lot of departments who need long toenails.

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Speaker 12: Comments Today with Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on

1230
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 12: Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.

1231
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: Done demand. You're listening hard Morning Show.

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01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 4: Here's a question for you, Steve.

1233
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: And Tommy and Tommy and Jr.

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01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 12: If one of your relatives were going to write just

1235
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 12: like a trashy tell all novel about you, about your family?

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01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: What would they write about you? What would they say?

1237
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 7: Go ahead, fella would Yeah, come on, Jr.

1238
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: I know your family, Tommy, what you got? I know

1239
01:05:59,280 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: you guys.

1240
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 7: Oh that's that's telling on myself.

1241
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: That's that bad.

1242
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 4: Right, we gotta read these buy I.

1243
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 2: Just I say I could do it with my siblings,

1244
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 2: because you got to remember my youngest brother. He's eleven

1245
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 2: years older than me. Oh right, yeah, and when we

1246
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 2: was growing up close, we ain't had nothing. They ain't

1247
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 2: gonna tell the damn thing. No, why not now because

1248
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 2: I'm paying them? Yeah, so my book would be all

1249
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 2: about my past. He didn't have nothing.

1250
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 3: Okay, he stole.

1251
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 2: She stopped saying that he's broken Miss Paye's house across

1252
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 2: the street.

1253
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 7: He broke in Jackson's window and said he didn't do it.

1254
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: Get all that, okay.

1255
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 2: Came home every day with a bag of potato chips

1256
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 2: in the pop and he ate where he get this

1257
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 2: money from?

1258
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 1: He stole chips? All right, Junior, we love your family. Now,

1259
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 1: now what would your family say about you in this book?

1260
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 12: Oh?

1261
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 11: I'll sting you that what ain't gonna say I stinch

1262
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 11: I know, I know they gonna say I'm stinchy.

1263
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 7: Definitely.

1264
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 11: All they gonna say he ain't shared nothing. I ain't

1265
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 11: shared nothing.

1266
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 7: No, I ain't shot nothing.

1267
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 11: My sister.

1268
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 16: No, my life got messed up four years after I

1269
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 16: was born, when she got here, it changed.

1270
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 11: I became standy then because she got everything.

1271
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: You're jealous all the.

1272
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 11: Way, all of a sudden, all my.

1273
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't stand as.

1274
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 16: Four U all my toy used to be everywhere, my

1275
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 16: fifth Christmas chain, just your stuff in the corner.

1276
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:48,959
Speaker 11: I couldn't stand the ass.

1277
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:55,439
Speaker 1: Since then, I'm over behind the tree, open and gifts.

1278
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 11: Didn't nobody to see me.

1279
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 4: I did nobody know what I got?

1280
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 10: Love it.

1281
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 3: I gotta promote control car.

1282
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 4: You gotta what behind the trailer?

1283
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 11: I seeing me husted up everywhere. I we've been friending.

1284
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 4: Since I know your sister. Yeah, you're still holding a grudge.

1285
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:28,719
Speaker 12: Yeah all right, guys, coming up, Thank you, you're listening

1286
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 12: hard morning show. All right, guys, it is time once

1287
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 12: again for comedy rule that Anthony Brown very easy.

1288
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 18: Take three subjects, put them on a wheel, spend the wheel,

1289
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 18: wedgstop will make it funny with professionals.

1290
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 3: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.

1291
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 12: The subject new Year's resolutions that you will not keep

1292
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:57,680
Speaker 12: all of them. A relative got so drunk for New

1293
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 12: Year's Eve. They dot dot dot dot and then the

1294
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 12: last one romantic lines Kanye can use to get Kim back.

1295
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 3: None of that's the words. Spun it, none of it.

1296
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 3: Nothing's gonna worry.

1297
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 7: You're right.

1298
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 3: Spun it, spun it, spun it. Let stop, Kanye, come on.

1299
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: It, stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New

1300
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: Year's Eve, They come on, Jay.

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01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Uncle Earl got so drunk

1302
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 3: for New Year's Eve. He pete and dirty clothes hamper.

1303
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 4: Oh well they did it though they dirty.

1304
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 15: I mean you know.

1305
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 7: They don't get washed anyway.

1306
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

1307
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 16: They jr to Ain't Barbara, don't make what sleepy tato

1308
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:56,599
Speaker 16: pies no more?

1309
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 3: They give it a fan.

1310
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: All right, Temmy, your relative got so drunk for New

1311
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 1: Year's Eve.

1312
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:16,640
Speaker 15: They you had sex with ain't Thelma? Wow food you

1313
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 15: was toe up?

1314
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 4: All right?

1315
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 1: Come on, king. A relative got so drunk for New

1316
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:24,639
Speaker 1: Year's Eve day.

1317
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 7: Instead of leading everybody in the old Lang's eye. He

1318
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 7: led everybody with the national anthem.

1319
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 1: That's all right. A relative got so drunk for New

1320
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: Year's Eve.

1321
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 2: Bay.

1322
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640
Speaker 18: She got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,

1323
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 18: and the wheelchair lady whooped her ass.

1324
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,720
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk New Year's Eve.

1325
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 16: They we looked at the window and saw Uncle Carl

1326
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 16: under the tree drinking with the dog.

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Speaker 7: That's good company, though, that's good company.

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Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 7: They so on doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.

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Speaker 10: Ten nine hey bra, pennies stocks, everything was naked by

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01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 10: we got by the time we got the one.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, Uncle Herman.

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Speaker 4: All right, Stephen.

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01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 7: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed

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Speaker 7: he was blind.

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Speaker 1: Sitting over there, line up us all this time. Relative

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01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 3: They Uncle Earl been down to tag shoe and everybody

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Speaker 3: so he had on.

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Speaker 20: A thumb a thong, whoa, whoa, that's so drunk, uncle

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Speaker 20: Uncle Ernesteine.

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Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 16: Bay, we watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the

1345
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 16: chit chat with the hell I bedad.

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01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

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01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 10: Bay number two in the living room. Flow right, God,

1348
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 10: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it.

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01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,679
Speaker 7: I couldn't hold it. Nasty.

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01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Close

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01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 1: it out, Steve, please.

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01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 7: He told his boss he had feelings for his wife.

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01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 13: He was lit.

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Speaker 7: That's that's okay. So I never have.

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Speaker 1: Said, all right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette.

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01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show because you all are not

1357
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: going to believe this story.

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01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 12: A seventy year old Ugandan woman recently gave birth to

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01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,719
Speaker 12: a set of twins.

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Speaker 7: Did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 15: Yes?

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Speaker 12: Seven zero seventy not seventeen seven zero. She gave birth

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01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 12: to a set of twins. Her name is Sethena Namukwaya.

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01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 12: She gave birth to a boy and a girl on

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01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 12: November twenty ninth. She delivered the babies by Scyrian section,

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Speaker 12: and she became one of the world's oldest mothers.

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Speaker 1: Really, of course, yes, they didn't even have to put

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Speaker 1: that in there.

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01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 12: We know yess again, Miss Sefena became pregnant through in vitro.

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01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 12: That's ivf in vitro fertilization and because of her age,

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Speaker 12: donor eggs her partner.

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01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 1: Sperm were used for the procedure.

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Speaker 12: Miss Sefena said in an interview quote, some might argue

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01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 12: that seventy years is old, but God decided that I

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01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 12: get to have twins at seventy. There is no one

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01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 12: that can put a limit on God's authority and power.

1377
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 10: Now did God say if she's gonna make graduation? You

1378
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 10: know what I'm just asking. Ain't nobody done this since Sarah?

1379
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: Or yeah, Sarah, where is ninety you're talking about graduations.

1380
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,840
Speaker 11: You need to start talking about first day of school?

1381
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: Way down in line was graduation?

1382
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 7: First day of school?

1383
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 12: Say, if you put the Lord in there, it's not

1384
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,600
Speaker 12: a lot you can say, right, you're right, coming up

1385
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 12: in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another

1386
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720
Speaker 12: round of would you rather?

1387
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:52,640
Speaker 1: Right after this?

1388
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 7: I got three kids, two kids.

1389
01:14:55,880 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 12: You're listening hard Morning show. It is time now for

1390
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:01,760
Speaker 12: a rounded would you rather?

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01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,560
Speaker 1: Let's go? Would you rather not have sex for a

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01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 1: year or have it every day of your life? But

1393
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:12,560
Speaker 1: no orgasm?

1394
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 7: What we ain't gonna reach nothing? Yeah, Well I'm gonna go.

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01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with a because, yeah, for a whole year.

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01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 7: You ain't you ain't getting nothing. Nohow what is this?

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01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 7: Every day?

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01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:26,719
Speaker 1: That hard for nothing?

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01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 7: Stop? Okay, that's enough. What but you know how crazy

1400
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 7: you're gonna be looking every day?

1401
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:40,800
Speaker 6: Oh?

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01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 2: Dog, let me let me say something. Dog, You're gonna

1403
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 2: be looking real crazy. You gonna be looking real craze.

1404
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,719
Speaker 2: Thirty days of that right there, you're.

1405
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:53,640
Speaker 7: Gonna No, it's not good. That's not good. I just

1406
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,760
Speaker 7: wait a year. It's just a whole year, Okay, I

1407
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 7: might I might have to jump back on this year. No, yeah,

1408
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 7: this every day and nothing nothing?

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01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1410
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:03,719
Speaker 7: You know what's got nothing?

1411
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, I's got says stops stupid.

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01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 7: All right, every day.

1413
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 2: Somebody been to gett knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you. God,

1414
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 2: we're not said smitch. Let's stay out of it.

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01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 7: Okay, all right.

1416
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: So you're going for a year nothing for a year?

1417
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 12: All right?

1418
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:34,360
Speaker 13: All right?

1419
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,759
Speaker 12: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends

1420
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 12: but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by

1421
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 12: your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public?

1422
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:46,400
Speaker 7: Which one?

1423
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I want my family family. I've been both of them,

1424
01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:01,880
Speaker 2: have been both of you. I've been each for long stretches.

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01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:06,080
Speaker 12: Of time, hated by your family and loved by the public.

1426
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,400
Speaker 12: And yeah yeah, loved by your family and hated by

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01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 12: the public.

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01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,759
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I've been both of them for long periods

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01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:13,160
Speaker 7: of time.

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01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 4: We ever had a will?

1431
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 10: Man?

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01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 4: He raised.

1433
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 7: What I didn't have both of them.

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01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 11: Hard?

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01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you have not a choice between

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01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:28,639
Speaker 1: the two.

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01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,479
Speaker 3: You know both of them hard, but.

1438
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 4: Experience if you.

1439
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,360
Speaker 13: Have your love.

1440
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 7: I've had experience with both of them.

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01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:40,000
Speaker 1: Tommy said, he chooses family. Family.

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01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 7: At the end of it, I'd rather had a family.

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01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1444
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 7: Just stay in the house. I've had to do that.

1445
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:51,320
Speaker 2: You do know that I've had to stay my ass

1446
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 2: in the house and just feel some love and support.

1447
01:17:54,400 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 7: It's gonna be all right, Daddy, Shut up, I don't know.

1448
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:06,719
Speaker 7: We love you today.

1449
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 4: Yes, today's browning.

1450
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show?

1451
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 12: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour? Our

1452
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 12: last break of the day is closing remarks.

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01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey.

1454
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.

1455
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,280
Speaker 4: Closing remarks are back.

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01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 1: Motivate us today, Inspire us today. Mister Harvey, I.

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01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,760
Speaker 2: Have something that I keep in my motivational section of

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01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 2: my photo albums. You know how you have your photos

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01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 2: and they're broken up into categories. Well, I created a

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01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 2: section in my photo albums called motivation and the only

1461
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 2: thing in it are just motivational quotes, uh, pictures that

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01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:58,480
Speaker 2: people have sent me over the years, analogies about success, scriptures,

1463
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 2: stuff out of Daily Word. I just have an album

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01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,640
Speaker 2: full of that stuff. So when I'm feeling kind of

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01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 2: some kind of way, you know, I.

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01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,599
Speaker 7: Just go through it. Man.

1467
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,600
Speaker 2: There's always something in that collection of stuff that I

1468
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:16,240
Speaker 2: keep that motivates me. And I ran across something this

1469
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 2: morning that I wanted to share with you all, and

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01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,720
Speaker 2: I did it at one of my act like a

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01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 2: success conventions, and it went over really well. And it's

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01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 2: the twelve things that successful people do different There are

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01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:37,479
Speaker 2: twelve things that successful people do differently. Number one, they

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01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 2: create and pursue smart goals. They create and they pursue

1475
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:50,640
Speaker 2: smart goals. You know what that simply means, Just what

1476
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,360
Speaker 2: it says. They eliminate as much ignorance as they can

1477
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 2: much foolishness. They pursue smart goals. One of your goals

1478
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 2: can't be to get back at somebody. One of your

1479
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,839
Speaker 2: goals can't be to get revenge on this person. Finally,

1480
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 2: one of your goals can't be to finally make them see.

1481
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,719
Speaker 7: Who you really are. It has to be smart goals,

1482
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 7: things that move you forward. The next thing that.

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01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:18,719
Speaker 2: Successful people do differently they take decisive and immediate action.

1484
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 2: One of the worst things in trying to become successful

1485
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 2: is procrastination. Successful people take decisive and immediate action.

1486
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:33,720
Speaker 7: As soon as you think of an idea, start the

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01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,760
Speaker 7: process of the action.

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01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,840
Speaker 2: You don't have to know all the way of how

1489
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 2: it should go, but at least start the process because.

1490
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,240
Speaker 7: You're not gonna do one thing today.

1491
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 2: Want that one thing may take weeks to accomplish, So

1492
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 2: just decisive and immediate action.

1493
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:51,599
Speaker 7: Next, they focus on being productive, not being busy.

1494
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 2: That's a different Some people just do busy. They don't

1495
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,439
Speaker 2: do productive. Do things that are productive in your life,

1496
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:08,520
Speaker 2: not busy. Next, they do they make logical and informed decisions.

1497
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 2: When they make a decision is based on logic, but

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01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 2: it's an informed decision. They sought some type of advice

1499
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 2: to start it and make a decision. You know, you

1500
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:22,000
Speaker 2: can see counseling before you make a decision. Number five,

1501
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,719
Speaker 2: they avoid the trap of coming. They avoid the trap

1502
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 2: of trying to make things perfect. You know, some people,

1503
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this when I get all my ducks

1504
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,559
Speaker 2: lined up in the road, so when all.

1505
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 7: The kids lead.

1506
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,880
Speaker 2: You know what, as soon as I save enough money.

1507
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,920
Speaker 2: That's a trap, man. There is no perfect time to

1508
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 2: do it. The perfect time to do it is now.

1509
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:52,800
Speaker 2: Number six. They work outside of their comfort zone. If

1510
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 2: you want to be successful, you got to do some

1511
01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 2: things as uncomfortable. You know, I've said it a million times.

1512
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 2: If you keep doing what you've been doing, you'll keep

1513
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 2: getting what you've been getting. Well, here's another one. If

1514
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,560
Speaker 2: you want something you've never had, you're gonna have to

1515
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 2: do something you've never done.

1516
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,519
Speaker 3: Say that again.

1517
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:14,840
Speaker 2: If you want to have something you've never had, you're

1518
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 2: gonna have to do something you've never done. And that's

1519
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:21,760
Speaker 2: usually get yourself outside the comfort zone. If you stay

1520
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,719
Speaker 2: in your comfort zone, that's where you will fail. Number seven.

1521
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 2: They think they keep things simple. Don't complicate it, Just

1522
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 2: go about your business. Number eight. They focus on making small,

1523
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 2: continuous improvements. Remember what I've always told you, Inch by inch,

1524
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 2: anything's a cinch. Just get some small accomplishments and keep moving.

1525
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:41,880
Speaker 7: Number nine.

1526
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 2: They measure and track their progress. They always watching what

1527
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 2: they're doing, where they are. They measure it and they

1528
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 2: track they progress. They don't just keep looking at the goal.

1529
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:56,479
Speaker 2: They track they progress because there's joy in the journey.

1530
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 2: On your way to becoming a millionaire. You should be

1531
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,479
Speaker 2: overjoyed at the the fact that you're making two hundred

1532
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,720
Speaker 2: and fifty thousand, because that's better than the twenty five

1533
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 2: thousand a year you used to make.

1534
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,920
Speaker 7: Next thing. Number ten.

1535
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:17,439
Speaker 2: They maintain positive outlook as they learn from mistakes. All

1536
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:23,320
Speaker 2: mistakes are just valuable learned experiences, and successful people look

1537
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 2: at it that way. Stop getting buried under your mistakes.

1538
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:32,120
Speaker 2: Number eleven. They spend time with the right people. Association

1539
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:37,720
Speaker 2: brings on participation. If you're the smartest person in your group.

1540
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:42,920
Speaker 7: You need a new group you associate.

1541
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 2: Spend time with the right people, people as of like mindedness,

1542
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,560
Speaker 2: going in the same direction as you.

1543
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 7: And Number twelve. They maintain balance in their life.

1544
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 2: There's a time my building block for success, the balance

1545
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:01,840
Speaker 2: that I had to learn to do as a man.

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Speaker 2: What's first is God, second is family, third is education,

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Speaker 2: and fourth is business. God first, that's the balance of life, Family, second, education,

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Speaker 2: and When I talk about education, I'm not always talking

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Speaker 2: about going to school.

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Speaker 7: I'm talking about gathering the knowledge.

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Speaker 2: And know how you need in whatever endeavor you're undertaking,

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01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,040
Speaker 2: whether it's opening a new business, whether it's going back

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01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:40,200
Speaker 2: to school, whether it's learning to drive a trunk, Educate

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Speaker 2: yourself to it, Google it, look it.

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Speaker 7: Up, study it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean by education, and then four business

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Speaker 2: will immediately come into order.

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Speaker 7: Talk to God, he loved to hear.

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