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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of two

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Speaker 1: thousand trend. Two thousand trend. It's going up, folks. I'm

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Speaker 1: hearing it out of the windows of jeeps. Everyone's playing

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Speaker 1: two thousand trend shit Grandpuba. Here you go, ah, still

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Speaker 1: basking my victory. Miles you are, Miles, I am Jack.

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Speaker 1: These are some of the things that are a trending.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, something that we didn't even have it on

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Speaker 1: The Doctor. You just mentioned as we were about to

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Speaker 1: start recording the Safties Fielder. Now you know you're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: They've got a Nathan Fielder and the Saftie brothers are

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Speaker 1: gonna make a television program together.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Am I getting that correct?

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Speaker 2: They said it was. First it's called The Curse, A

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Speaker 2: half hour pilot was made and now it's actually being

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Speaker 2: more described as a dramedy.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, hm, well, now you know you're in trouble. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just I don't know why I keep trying to force that.

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Speaker 2: Here's the log line. If you want to hold onto

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Speaker 2: your butts, because this is again Fielder as get a

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Speaker 2: good grip on the meeks, Jack, because here we go.

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Speaker 2: Quote a genre bending scripted comedy that explores how an

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Speaker 2: alleged curse disturbs the relationship of a newly married couple

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Speaker 2: as they try to conceive a child while co starring

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Speaker 2: on their problematic new HGTV show.

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Speaker 1: No No No No, no no no, you had lost

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Speaker 1: uh for a while that gpt Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: I mean it does seem like a crazy, like word

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Speaker 2: can already imagine how like meta and surreal this.

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Speaker 1: Is going to be with that sounds sifty yeah ship.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's no big secret why uh nobody wants

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Speaker 1: to work with Van Bod anymore?

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Speaker 2: No, No, this which is wild to this is the

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Speaker 2: kind of ship that like could be getting made, but

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Speaker 2: the studios don't want to fucking come to the table.

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Speaker 2: So now all we can do.

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Speaker 1: Why Van Bod doesn't make Harlan Crowe is trending. There's

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Speaker 1: more pro public reporting that suggests that Harlan Crowe was

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Speaker 1: getting the big, the big breaks from all these trips

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Speaker 1: that he was showering Clarence Thomas with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Like so basically he was writing off these trips

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Speaker 2: by saying he was he was chartering his own yacht

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Speaker 2: through his other company, so as if like a transaction

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Speaker 2: was happening, he'd be like, well, that's what that cost

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Speaker 2: because I had to charter my own yacht to do

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Speaker 2: this stuff to get the money back. And immediately, like

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Speaker 2: I think Senator Ron Waden is like, this is like

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Speaker 2: the most basic billionaire tax scam of all time, right,

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Speaker 2: are you serious? Because they try and do this shit

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Speaker 2: because you know, if it works for business purposes, that

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Speaker 2: that's one thing. But like when they can say, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's to a company and it's charted, so I can

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Speaker 2: also write this up to this amount, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: You know the people that were like even asked who

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Speaker 2: like work on the boat, they're like, Tarnoledge. This boat

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Speaker 2: has never been chartered to anyone other than Harlan Crow

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Speaker 2: and his family. Like, you know, it's just it ain't

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Speaker 2: that kind of boat, baby, It's a billionaire boat. It's

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Speaker 1: Like many billionaire schemes, it puts me to sleep because

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Speaker 1: it has a lot of details that I have to

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Speaker 1: pay attention to. But and the bad thing they're doing

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Speaker 1: is paying money, which they have a lot of.

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Speaker 2: And here's so the short of it is, Hey, he

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Speaker 2: was writing off those trips to Clarence Thomas through dodgy tax.

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Speaker 1: Shit you lost me at writing off Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, never mind, Harlan Crowe him bad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Barhum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know we say Bham Barham.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Look for the valley folks, we always call it Barham.

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Speaker 2: I get when people move, yeah, because we have our

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Speaker 2: own fucked up ways.

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Speaker 1: Simply we.

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Speaker 2: Say los Felis. You know, the people who respect the

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Speaker 1: Lots of anyone who calls a los Falise like other

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Speaker 2: You don't know, people go los Falice.

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Speaker 1: I was told that you weren't allowed to say that.

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Speaker 1: That's what you trying to do.

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Speaker 2: Respect a Spanish origin of that name. Come on, mother,

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Speaker 2: shine you up real quick.

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Speaker 1: You're better than me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But anyway, bar Ham Boulevard right there and Lancersham

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Speaker 2: and Lancersham right there. Uh the edge of North Hollywood

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Speaker 2: Universal City, where Universal Studios is housed. Uh, so right now,

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Speaker 2: this has obviously been the location with a lot of striking,

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Speaker 2: a lot of picketing from writers and now actors. Universal

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Speaker 1: And by trim we mean like do the next step

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Speaker 2: It was like yeah, they were like, man, like you

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Speaker 1: Yes, just all the leaves are gone gone. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So they look like basically twigs that just cast a

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Speaker 2: they're like, we never intended for anything bad, was trying

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Speaker 2: they're they're resorting to now, you know, hoping that the

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Speaker 1: We're actually finding efficiencies and synergies between the ship we're

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Speaker 1: doing on the climate to make the world unbearably hot,

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Speaker 1: and the ship we're doing to suppress labor because they

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Speaker 1: can't even protest because it's unbearably hot.

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Speaker 2: Outof somebody's like steal a fire truck and just like

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Speaker 2: fucking just make it rain down on those people just

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Speaker 2: to cool them off. But anyway, Yeah, this is just

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Speaker 2: a quick update on what the STUDI.

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Speaker 1: Kid rained down on me. Like my favorite Adam Sandler film, Wow,

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Speaker 1: is have the name of the nine to eleven Sandler?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I rained down on it. I

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Speaker 2: got a lot of tables, got a lot of tables.

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian latest celebrity to release a fucked up energy drink. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she's wearing in the In the promotional still she's wearing

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Speaker 1: underwear and skiing, and then.

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Speaker 2: The it's a bikini jack.

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Speaker 1: She's wearing a bikini and ski a skiwear top and

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Speaker 1: with a snowboard and the drink appears to becoming some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, basic basic tagging is the font too? Yes, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to come for your hand styles, Kim.

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Speaker 2: If you did put this out there, but it's called

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Speaker 2: Alani New which I'm like, Okay, what was the origin

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Speaker 1: As in new Metal? And yeah, it's spell It's New Metal.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Wes Borland from Limp Biscuit. He has the

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Speaker 2: next flavor in the lineup if people don't realize that.

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Speaker 2: But it's a strawberry lemonade drink.

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Speaker 1: How much caffeine two hundred grams, two hundred milligrams rather

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Speaker 1: what so ap peers, we might be onto something with

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Speaker 1: that being like, I feel like there you're able to

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Speaker 1: get it over two hundred milligrams, but it's like you

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Speaker 1: need some sort of special like FDA relationship or lobbying

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Speaker 1: or something too. Because that that is, as you mentioned,

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Speaker 1: that's the same as Logan Paul's Prime. It's the same

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Speaker 1: as Celsius uh so.

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Speaker 2: But it's double a red Bull double give you perspect

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Speaker 2: evo on that. It ain't fucking pretty. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if I'm a drink though, and whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, Bro, you're too washed to get your hands

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Speaker 2: on a bottle of Prime.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I wish you, wish you could do that. The

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Speaker 1: Paul Brothers on the cover of Sports Illustrated this week.

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Speaker 2: Yikes.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I was walking by my local news stand and

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Speaker 1: I thought I saw that he announcement came shortly after

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Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer publicly called on the FDA to investigate the

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Speaker 1: serious health concerns around Prime. So, you know, not the

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Speaker 1: best timing for Kim becoming a beverage magnate. Is Kim

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Speaker 1: karda Ashlan like cool with the kids?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think she's like, isn't she slowly

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Speaker 2: going to become like Jamie Lee Curtis. It could be

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Speaker 2: like the yogurt lady.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, this is the first one. This is the

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Speaker 1: one that gives them the bowel problems.

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Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, I don't. I don't know how the kids.

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Speaker 2: I think she's just such a mainstay in culture. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what level of cool or

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Speaker 2: thirst the children have of these days. But one side note,

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Speaker 2: the company that is making this energy drink, the supplement

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Speaker 2: company UH. In twenty nineteen, one of their things, one

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Speaker 2: of their products, caused quote acute liver failure in an

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Speaker 2: So I don't know which, I don't know which one

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she did her It sounds like Kim

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Speaker 1: did her homework, did her research.

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Speaker 2: Du Yeah, just like when she was selling fucking crypto,

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Speaker 2: when she was selling like what was it like Ethereum

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Speaker 2: Max or whatever that like off brand shit and guess what,

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Speaker 2: motherfucker you got got by the Feds for that. But hey, she.

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Speaker 1: Did her due diligence. But the do was spelled du

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Speaker 1: so that's it was spelled tew dwoe diligence. She did

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Speaker 1: her diligence to the extreme. Uh all right, let's take

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Speaker 1: And Jesse Waters had his debut last night. You know,

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Speaker 1: this is the first So this is the Tucker Carlson replacement.

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Speaker 1: This is the guy who did want probably the most

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Speaker 1: racist thing I've ever seen on Fox News, Like the

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Speaker 1: most overtly racist thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the most like like non dog whistle, just like, Hi,

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Speaker 2: this is racist.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is me Jesse Watt. Like he was Bill

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Speaker 1: O'Reilly's intern at the time and he just went to

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Speaker 1: Chinatown and like made racist jokes. Yeah, but anyways, now

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Speaker 1: he's big boy. He's replacing Tuger Carlson. He opened his

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Speaker 1: new show by pledging to follow in the footsteps of

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Speaker 1: his predecessors and quote continue the tradition of excellence that

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Speaker 1: was set by two guys who were fine for sexual

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Speaker 1: harassment and spreading conspiracy theories that cost the network nearly

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Speaker 1: one billion dollars respectively. You know, big shoes to fill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can he can he perpetrate a lie so damaging

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Speaker 2: that it does open the company to a billion dollar lawsuit.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That's something to strive for, though, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: something to strive for. But then the rest was just

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Speaker 2: like a bunch of it's just just Water's drivel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just trotted out like the normal Fox and

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Speaker 1: his talking points. It was what one reviewer called it

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Speaker 1: a Carlson tribute act. He did a segment all about

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Speaker 1: Hunter Biden and the baggy of cocaine that like no

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Speaker 1: one cared enough to remember was the thing. He attacked

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Speaker 1: Fauci and trans people. He complained about woke ice cream

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Speaker 1: and woke hiking trails.

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Speaker 2: Yep, the fuck is a woke hiking trail?

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Speaker 2: Have you keep your job, Jack, She's still a mother

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Speaker 2: But she was kind of like, yo, stop being into

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Speaker 1: Seemed to me like he has never been scared enough

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Speaker 2: Call demons who have sex with kids. Yeah, that's my mother,

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Speaker 1: Have you noticed the there's like a lot of media

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Speaker 1: They have no idea surprise hit, Like they're treating it

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Speaker 2: Another thing I saw on TikTok fucking conspiracy theories where

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Speaker 2: Deep, like I'm gonna go to the Inland Empire and

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Speaker 1: How do you go undercover?

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Speaker 2: You don't want to know? Bro, you saw me, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just wear my surfer stuff.

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Speaker 1: I got it right here.

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Speaker 2: Big basketball is baggy basketball shorts, socks with sandals. You're good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll slick back here. Boppenheimer is now. So people

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Speaker 1: What it's Miles? I think Oppenheimer is gonna have legs

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Speaker 1: And people are like, it's coming very soft bo for

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to just damage our brains and go

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Speaker 1: MC gang bang of like movies doing the whole thing

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Speaker 1: We saw the Sound of Freedom before.

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Speaker 2: We did the MC box office bang.

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Speaker 2: I think you just need something that like gives you

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Speaker 1: Do you hear that?

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Speaker 2: Miles mhms.

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Speaker 1: That's the sound of freedom. That's from It's from one

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Speaker 2: I really thought you were okay, all right, that's uh.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for us a podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's the last episode. That's the podcast. We're back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with the whole lest episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, stay cool, stay alive out there, whether you

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Speaker 1: know people living through a bunch of awful weather, disasters,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,