WEBVTT - Musical for Guys (with Tim Baltz) 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:07.600 Welcome back to artists on Artists on Artists on artists 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 this week. Musicals have always been for a certain kind 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:15.720 of person, but that all changes today with the new 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.119 musical coming out that is for men. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.640 That's right, and we say men and mean straight men. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.600 Musicals have for a long time been fun, silly, crazy, 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.600 but what if they were interesting specifically for men. This 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:38.239 incredible groundbreaking team got together and engineered the perfect musical 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:42.120 to show your uncle, father, boyfriend, or mean son. 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:48.199 So turn on SportsCenter, crank up that ESPN radio, and 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:52.000 get out your jazz hands. This is a musical for men. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:53.199 Let's listen in. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.240 I think instead of jazz hands, we should do jazz fists. 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:01.600 Yeah. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.960 Yeah, I think that is a fantastic idea. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.480 Would you say her brother? I couldn't agree more. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.760 I think it's like shaking rocks. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:16.720 Yeah, that would have electrified the opening number. Yea a 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:18.240 sports it's in the game. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.560 Yeah, I love our own God. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.960 Come on, guys, we got the cast and crew of 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.920 the creators here. Yeah. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.679 Can I just say, what's up? What's up? How you 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.480 guys doing today? What's up? Guys? 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:34.000 Damn? 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:34.679 Damn? 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.080 What fire intro? 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.280 Call that a man burst? I bursted out energy. I 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.760 let it come out. Sometimes I can't stop when it 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:42.280 comes out. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:42.600 Dude. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.400 We kind of wrote this whole thing with using man bursts, 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.840 just like the whole thing was just like men bursting 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:49.480 in the room together trying to figure out how to 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:50.720 write a musical for men. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.800 When I was sitting around with my brothers just bursting 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.240 left and right and watching you burst and watching me bursts, 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:56.600 and watching all of us bursts together, I was like, 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.720 we're making some of the men are. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.720 Gonna hold on man burst. I just had an idea 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.600 for the after party. We should do a red Bull tower. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:08.000 Yes, red Bull tower. So it's just a tower of 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:12.600 red bull. Yeah, knock it down. Maybe a little bit of. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:19.920 That's what we call it. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.600 Communal burst, communeal bursts. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.120 Yeah, a shared birds. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.959 So yeah, we are the team some of the cast 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.040 and crew of the new musical coming to Broadway, Seal 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:30.760 Team Sex. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.520 It's the music for men by men. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.880 We're gonna beat the Jose Quibo Theater on forty fourth 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.880 and first, and. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:47.920 Seal Team Sex, of course, about our nation's finest war people, 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:52.800 military guys going out on a town in spring break 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:56.760 and kissing and hooking up and doing stunts. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:03:00.560 With motorcycles, and it puts the ultimate question for straight 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.400 men to the test, would you rather hang out with 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.560 your guys or be having sex? 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:11.320 Literally, it's like the internal question that yeah, choose, right, 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:13.239 don't make me choose. 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:16.280 But Seal Team Sex does answer another question, which is 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.960 who wants to get double tapped? 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:22.160 It does, It does in both both ways. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.399 I want to I want to shout out the good 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.520 old people at Dude Wipes. They I think they were like, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.840 we want to get into the musical theater space. We 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.520 took wipes, we made them manly. Can you can you 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.120 do that with other stuff? And they hired a bunch 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.320 of us and we should all go We all come 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.200 from different backgrounds and we should all go around. But 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.560 this was I mean, that was our biggest like chunk 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:43.880 of funding first came there. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:45.880 The money came first, The ideas came later. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:52.160 Yeah yeah, yeah, which funding from Sasquatch soap, oh. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:57.560 Doctor squatchater crazy. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:03.280 So you can wash with it and drink it it'sable, yeah, yeah, it. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:05.640 Does have it. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.840 Every every little bottle has some of her DNA in it. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:16.200 Well, I want to shout out Hymns for sponsoring us Yeah, man. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.719 I think it's cool to turn the musical theater world 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.400 on its head and say, what if you went with 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.560 the sponsors first idea? 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.560 Second? 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:27.000 Yeah, and the guys that Dorito's actually had a lot 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.120 of good ideas for songs, right, Like they would sit 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.440 in and jam with us, and that's how we got 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:36.000 our uh are are what do they go? What do 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.599 those girls call it? In a musical where it's like 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:43.359 you're singing the same song again, but sad prize? Probably 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.279 guys had so many good ideas for reprises. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.760 I was also a little like, bro, if you about 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.440 to pitch a song, pitch a song that has not 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.920 been done, because they kept going, I got an idea, 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:54.680 what if they. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:55.320 Sing the same song? 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:55.599 Sad? 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:56.040 Bro? 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.039 You said that all the time. 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.160 Bro, you're only pitching for prizes. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.720 Take a break from the Doritos. They're making you sad. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.360 Dude. When we got chrome pistol coffee on board, that's 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.800 what I really knew we were cooking. Yeah, and that 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.839 we were gonna get finally, the audience, the target demo 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:16.560 that never sees musicals, right, Yes, people that say some 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.120 of the worst things slurs about musical theater goers. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.880 Yeah, I was like in those seats. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.839 Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be in those seats, and that's 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.039 gonna be exciting for Broadway. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.559 No, it so is, And I honestly, I'm so glad 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.839 to be a part of the first Broadway musical with 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.560 no intermission but a halftime. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:32.760 Yeah. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.040 I think it's we're finally taking that language and we're 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.520 making it work for others that got scared of it. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:38.840 Yeah. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.080 Really fun. You don't even need to leave your seat. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.880 We have a bunch of old women that come out 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.040 and play basketball in the middle to the halftime, kind 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:46.600 of a fun thing. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:47.800 And then we bring somebody out. 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:51.719 On onto the stage and they if they can nail 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.320 the choreography. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.360 From half court, they get a T shirt. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:57.200 Yeah. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:01.279 Also, sweet Lye has her long one wheel bike and 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.680 she will be balancing plates. 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.719 It's kind of crazy what she learned. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:10.719 And there's food on the plates. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.600 Let's go around, gentlemen. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.640 I mean, like, I am already just just bursting at 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:17.919 the bursting seams. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.000 Yeah, you're always this energy. We're so yeah, we need 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:22.840 to empty you out. You came a little too full 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:32.279 to burst you out. I gotta stop it, okay, all right. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.960 All right, man, you say stop, we stop. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:41.440 That's that's awesome. Sure, sorry, my girlfriend's out of town. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:48.440 I'm bursting at the scene at the time, going I 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:48.840 love it. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:55.520 Shut Where do they go? First of all, ye, where 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.039 do they go? And then second of all is it okay? 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.160 If I like it a little bit? 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:03.760 It's a drum drum It's the central question of the musical. Again. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:04.440 It's crazy. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.040 It's like where do girlfriends go in there? 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.080 It's like, why do I miss my girl? But I'm 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.040 happily she. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.440 Gone yeah that yeah. Act two opener. That was That 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.119 was where we came up with the Act two opener 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.120 because it's first act is so. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:22.520 Dude centric, right, it's all party, and then second act 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:27.160 opens and it's like where did where did the. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:29.040 Last line to Act one? But wait, I miss my girl? 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:35.240 Curtains Kurt halftime, halftime? How we all doing out there? 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:42.119 You all ready for this? And we change. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:45.040 We get the crowd chanting, uh, who ate my ass out? 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:46.520 Instead of who let the dogs out? 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:51.840 As out? 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:57.200 Oh god, it's gonna halftimes might be better than the 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.800 show and really gave it all for. 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.400 The times it really is. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:05.320 Oh I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. My name is 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:11.920 Elijah interception. I am, I have been. I'm one of 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.640 those guys that sings a lot when I'm surfing. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.240 And you all know you all got that guy in 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.120 your life sing a lot. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.640 When there's always that one guy in the group chat 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.640 singing a lot when he's surfing. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:29.960 I'd be, I'd be surfing, I'd be singing. It's fucking nuts, guys, 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:32.199 So I was. I love your. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.520 Videos for real, though, I love your videos. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.760 Man, I appreciate good content. Yeah, thank you so much. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.280 I know the go Pro is waterproof, but I know 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.520 those mic saying how many waterproofs you burned. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:45.640 In God, one of these days they're going to make 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.840 a waterproof mic, and I'm waiting because it is. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.760 It is an expense. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.199 But in the meantime, it's great that you voice over 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:57.679 the go Pro videos that you take. So you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Hey, 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:58.920 that reminds me of a song. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.640 And sometimes I go, well, I don't even remember seeing that, 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.240 so I have to watch it back and be like, oh, 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.800 I think it was this. Yeah, I have to interpret it. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:11.240 But anyway, Yeah, Elijah interception. A man once heard me 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:16.200 singing on my on my surfboard at point doom. He 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:20.240 said you should get into the theater world. I was like, frankly, 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:26.160 I said, I said, that's gay. Oh yeah, and that's 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:27.680 where I know the work needed to begin. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:33.000 Yeah, Like, I think we can all admit we learned 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.880 so much respect while I'm trying to make this musical 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.240 about musical. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:42.440 I totally realize how hard they are. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:48.720 I didn't realize what that's gay. Like, I didn't realize 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:53.480 what I was saying until now. Yeah, and it was 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:54.800 just something you just get used to. Right. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.680 Soone goes, yeah, you should do musicals, that's gay. You should. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:08.160 You should of course call in response literally is like spots. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:05.280 It's Marco Polo. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:06.480 Yeah, you should do musicals. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:13.760 I'm not gay, which way gio gay? But Yeah. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.360 Then I got recruited for this little old magic, fucking 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.679 team of bursting men. I think I came in a 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.839 couple of you guys were already starting the workshop phase. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.840 And yeah, I'm a jingles guy. I I didn't realize 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.800 I'm good at melodies, but I am so I do 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:29.640 a lot of the music. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.199 Grateful to be here. You play Sebastian, of course, I 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.719 also played Sebastian. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.160 The main men on the strip and Sebastian is kind 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.000 of always struggling with this idea of like is there 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:41.719 more to this? 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.800 You know, is there more to just like looking up 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:44.800 with girls at Spring. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.000 He's sort of the emotional poet of the group. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:47.640 Appreciate that. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.040 Yeah, existential exist. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.680 Yeah, great, essential to because he's thinking about his ex 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:55.920 in our stage. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.400 Dude, dude, we. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:59.520 Got to make another musical. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:01.440 We gotta That is so insane. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.160 I mean, you can't accuse the musical of being pro 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:07.959 woman obviously, but but there, yeah, you can't. Actually you 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.920 said you can't. I said you can't. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.000 I agree, you can't. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:14.080 Yeah, but uh but it was cool that that, Like 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.640 everyone like kind of their arc is like, oh, it 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:18.680 is kind of fifty to fifty to be with my 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.520 bros And to be with my girl. But Sebastian, kind 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:24.000 of your arc is kind of like, you know, my 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.120 ex is such a bitch and she smells. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:30.520 Bad and by the end, I go, she just smells mad. Yeah, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.280 and you got she's not actually a bitch. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.920 She just would smell bad and it was making her 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:36.400 a bitch. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.800 And like when we remember that day we learned like 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.000 arcs have to change. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.480 That was crazy, Yeah, because I was like, why can't 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.040 why can't Sebastian just think she's a bitch. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:48.920 I was confused by that when they were like arcs 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.120 mean change, and I was like, Noah's ARC didn't change 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.640 from day one and kept all. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:56.840 Those animals exactly, dude, exactly. But I was I actually 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.199 my arc like I I I the ARC workshop really 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.480 helped me because my character Hi by the way, I'm 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:07.119 I'm Toe's guy, and I was I played. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:12.520 Guy To's guy. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:17.720 I played a name is so good you gotta sing it. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.800 I've heard all the songs about it. Guys, you can't 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:25.840 even can't even hurt me anymore. But I played Honk 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.079 and he was sort of the meat of the group. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:30.839 He was sort of the beef. He's sort of the 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:35.240 yoked one. And my character ARC was I got stronger 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.440 and huger throughout the musical. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.120 That's change. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:42.640 Keep wanting to call it a movie, but it's not. Yeah, 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.840 and so uh, I got into this musical by way 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:50.920 of creating. I was workshopping some uh some some brand 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.680 videos for creating in the gym. I was like, you know, 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.719 some trying some stuff out for TikTok because I had 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.120 like a brand thing in the works. And then I 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:02.320 was approached by one of the guys from Doctor Squatch 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.920 and they said, hey, man, we like the tenor of 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.800 your voice. We think you could actually do some work 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:08.560 on Broadway. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.840 Literally, guy that found me a point Doom. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.240 Yeah, Sasquatch guy, Sasquatch guy. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.960 Yeah. It's like a recruitment to be recruited for something 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:16.280 like this. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.520 It is like, truly, it's like this must have been 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.120 what it felt like to be on Apollo thirteen. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.760 Yeah, I thought again, like I'm putting together a team, 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.640 like a team of the craziest one a suicide squad. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.840 Yeah, what if Backstreet Boys were actually like hard dudes 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.520 and they went to space on Broadways. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.319 That's how it felt like, well, like. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.360 Adventures completely assembled here. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.000 Yeah literally, sorry, no, I. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:46.360 Mean, like but exactly it. I think like, and I 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.840 think what I'm what I'm so grateful for is like 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.719 the training camp, you know, and like we could talk 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.480 more about that if we want, But like the six 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.560 week training camp that we were put through, sort of 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:01.360 ROTC style, with all these guys who were used to 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.520 doing musical theater and some girls too, was wild. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.600 It was crazy, and for it to overlap with no 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.320 Nut November. It was like broken. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:13.280 It was like such an unfortunate circumstance. You were on 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.600 the Reddit the no Nut November, read it every day, looking. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:18.640 Give me strength, I need advice, I need strength. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.040 Yeah, what is it? Is it? God? Is it a 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.880 chastity belt? Like give me what I need? Help you? 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.840 And finally I went to like basically like what alcoholics 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.160 do when they poison themselves for alcohol. I just like 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.360 you know I I Yeah, I kept my hands in 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.160 ice water, and anytime I touched myself, I was like, 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.760 it's too cold, so you. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.680 Got your hands masturbate. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:43.640 Yeah, well that was because you take some back. Yeah, 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:45.560 but I was locked in. I was locked in. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.720 Men take men, take notes. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.240 If you're Jay and dude, just dip your hands in 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.040 cold ice water so you can't it feels too cold. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.600 You don't be in anymore. 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.360 Unless you like the feel of cold. Then you've got 0:14:58.400 --> 0:14:59.840 a serious problem your hand. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:02.760 That's what you're gonna want to do. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.720 Training camp was incredible to wake up every morning to 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:10.240 the Alphaba riff like over and over and go, like that. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.760 Is speaks on that island that's owned by bud Light 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.840 in the Caribbean. Yeah, and just like waking up every 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.480 single day with these musical. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:47.960 Bud Lighten Bud Island, bud Island Island. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.920 Dude, summaries are made the bud. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.920 Liland to the bud Island. We had so much fun 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:43.400 over there. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.880 I mean the morning routine, you know, shotgun beer, do 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.600 wicked riff, ten sixty reps of the Wicked Rif, and 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.000 then you are off to choreo. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:53.120 It was nuts and. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:54.720 In the morning. In the evening you had to do 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.760 musical theater history. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.560 I'm sitting here comparing Candor and Abb to Stephen Sondheim, 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.000 and I'm like, what's even coming out of my damn? 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.120 I know, I'm confused. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.120 I'm like singing phantom lyrics in the Oklahoma tempo. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.080 I'm like, I'm so turned around right now, and I'm like, 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:12.359 I'm like Blue forty two sits it and I'm like, whoa. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.320 Where did that come from? 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:13.520 Man? 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.640 Yeah, you have to tell them who you are. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:17.480 Okay. 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:18.960 My name is Jevin cock Bath. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.480 I played the I played Pump Dump in the in 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.400 the musicals over here. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:28.880 Yeah, I was so pumped dump. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.600 I was obviously like all I did all I My 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.040 character only dates models. I pump them my dump them, 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.720 which mirrors like my investment strategy. And I have to 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.440 learn that, like I need to I need to pump. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.080 I need to pump and not dump. So that's my transformational. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:45.840 Yea a massive art. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.040 You meet Gwynn, who's like the hottest model you've ever seen, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:50.680 You're like, maybe I actually don't let her. 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.560 Go and it and then it turns out that she's 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:57.040 she's like a decent human being and she's not because 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.080 I've been I've been dating like all these models that 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.440 are that are like so stupid, right, So Act one 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:06.960 is is me like swiping on all these like absolute morons, 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:12.720 these just like you know, urgeous empty vessels. And then 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.280 when I meet when I meet Gwynn, it's like whoa 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:19.080 uh And she tells me about the four Wins approach 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.760 by the Black Panthers and and I'm like, oh, you know, 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.240 And then I started, I start ethically investing by the end. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:26.160 So that's my transformation. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.800 And honestly, it was a massive day on ARC training 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.400 when we learned your ARC can start one way and 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.960 just be the and then just like you can just 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.520 think women are stupid women, your models are stupid. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.119 And then by the end. I want to invest. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.720 It's like, what's that, what's the what's the math thing? 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.639 How they call it the math thing? What's the what's 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:51.600 the symbol for the transformation? 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:59.879 What's the the graph is like this, it's long division. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:05.320 Ye yeah, it's like the curve curve. It's like it's 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:14.680 like a wave. Yeah like that tie yeah. 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:20.040 Bone com bumb com bone come bone come bone come. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.680 Yeah. 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:28.080 I love those models, like those moron those like sort 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:31.840 of moron bimbos, and I really something I really loved 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.800 and act on was the Bimbo Parade where all the 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.560 models who are sort of like empty head can't tell 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.840 up from down two plus two equals five, like sort 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.199 of do I breathe in or do I throw up? 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.400 Like what do I. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:46.359 Do in myself? 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:51.440 I can't function. The mixes up breathing in and throwing up. 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.000 She has a beautiful verse. 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.520 She's a beautiful verse. And it's just sort of like 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.200 kind of like a cursed, sort of wretched life to 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:02.040 be a bimbo like that, And so it was kind 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:03.560 of like interesting to see them back to back to 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:05.280 back to back to back to back and then like 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:08.280 your guy really like he grows in such a way. 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:10.760 Well, because when the bimbos come out and we're all 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:14.159 mirroring their posture, dude, and I think, like maybe not 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:16.359 all the guys in the audience, but some of the 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.600 guys and definitely like you know who they brought with 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:22.000 them are like, oh yep, because we were himbos. 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:25.560 Yeah, like mirroring, Like that's what we really got. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.280 Just that you that just landed for you. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:31.040 It just it just hit me like I didn't even 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:33.080 know that I was a part of the problem. 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:37.560 Yeah, well that's crazy kind of like it was like 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.640 crazy because it taught us so much and also. 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:41.960 Teaches our audience so much. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.560 Like we got all like it was like it kind 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:47.240 of like was crazy like for me, like how much 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:49.960 we all learned and like how much we could all 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:52.600 like grow and like also like do stuff to the 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:54.520 audience that blew their minds to grow. 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:58.000 Yeah, yeah, you were, I mean, speaking of mind blowing, 0:19:58.040 --> 0:19:58.680 we got we. 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:00.520 Got to talk to you guys. 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:06.840 My name is Rafael. I play raf in the musical. Yes, 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:09.280 it's based on my life. This musical was kind of 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.520 a wicked thought I had one time. I said, well 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:15.040 wait a second, I so I was walking through like 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:16.919 times Square because that's where I go get my lunch. 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:21.520 It's like one of the best places to go many options. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:22.400 what do you usually get? 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:27.919 I either go to Hogandoff store or maybe because they 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:30.800 have hot eats too. Yeah they have, yeah, like they do, 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:33.080 Like they have like a panini that you can have 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:33.720 and like. 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:35.920 Well, it's like Times Square is amazing because the only 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:37.760 other place that most of those restaurants are is in 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:39.840 an airport, and I don't always fly, and that it's 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.040 nice to be able to eat at a place that 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:43.640 I could only eat at airport. 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:45.040 Yeah, that's so real. 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.119 So I think it was either at the Hoganof Store 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:50.000 or the fog To Chao I went to, and I 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.360 saw this billboard for lunch. 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.920 Yeah. I love loading up on for lunch the. 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:58.560 Green thing and they just bring meat for you. 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:03.920 They just go, oh with that Brazilian stak honks of 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:04.800 Brazilian steak. 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:07.240 Am I right? Speaking of honks us? 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:11.320 Yeah, of honks. People sitting around with these mics. Yeah, 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:11.879 come on. 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:15.919 So, like I saw these like musical venue places, I 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:18.680 think they call them theaters, and I was like, well, wait, 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:21.560 like me and my friends never go to this thing, 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:25.679 Like yeah, so like what if like I got me 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:28.000 and my dad's money, and I said, like, why don't 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:30.240 we do something like that for but for me and 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:32.480 my guys, like and like I felt like it was 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.679 a huge emerging market, like like we could all like 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:38.920 you know, like do something that like kind of changes 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:41.720 like guy stuff, like you know, like that's kind of 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:44.639 thing where it's like guy stuff kind of like on fleek, 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:46.000 but like turned up to twelve. 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.840 You hear that, You go, yeah, that's just listening to 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.760 you even start the vision of what now is our 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:56.840 whole story? Like that just that whole sentence you said 0:21:57.240 --> 0:21:59.040 is the background of the musical. 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:02.480 Yeah, that's no surprise to you watching it home. You're 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:04.800 probably commenting right now Raphael is the sigma. 0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:06.200 Yeah he is, ye. 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:10.760 Surprised, And you probably looked up right when right when 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:12.640 you said that, and he was like, holy shit, I'm 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:16.720 typing that goals literally cooking. 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:18.440 Goals. 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.480 So yeah, it was my idea and I brought this 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:23.199 fucking killer asked team to like and that's like my 0:22:23.359 --> 0:22:26.080 favorite thing about it is like when when we can 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:28.640 all go in there and like when I go out 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:31.320 there and I explain infinity to the guys through the song, 0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:34.720 and you can just see every guy's mind blown. 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.119 I love when you explain infinity because it blows my 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.439 mind every night when I'm sitting there, because I forget 0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:42.360 about it the night before. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, 0:22:42.400 --> 0:22:45.560 we're back in infinity, and it's to sit and think about. 0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:46.040 Yeah. 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:49.000 I challenge you to sit and think about the actual 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:51.040 idea of infinity, because it is. 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:54.360 But be careful. You break your brain if you think 0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:55.200 about it. 0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:59.760 Don't smoke weed before, no, dude. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:02.119 Yeah, if you go to musicals a lot, like I 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:04.480 used to go to musicals with my girl, and I 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:07.160 would get so before because I'd be like, it's her, 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:09.040 it's her outing, right, and you. 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:12.159 Need something to knock out the smell. 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:18.160 It's like, it's like, why, it's not what you think. 0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:19.959 It's like, it's literally like earwax. 0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:23.280 It's disgusting. Don't even don't even talk about the smell. 0:23:23.320 --> 0:23:25.159 We never talk about, by the way, but it is 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:26.960 so bad in her head. 0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:32.440 No, it's and the taste of ear wax too, is so. 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:33.119 Nasty, so. 0:23:35.160 --> 0:23:38.000 Good in protein, Yeah, better in a shake? 0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:38.880 Better shake. 0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:41.440 Wait, but dude, introduce yourself last. 0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:44.720 I need to hear about me. No, we do yeah, 0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:45.120 we do. 0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:54.800 In character, men are bashful sometimes and the proof. 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:02.679 You're my name is gone through belch. I play. 0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:07.720 I play Shy that's his name, s h Why And 0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:12.000 it's really an honor to play him because basically his 0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:17.600 arch is he goes from being he goes from being 0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:21.440 shy and quiet to running his own business and being 0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:24.639 a businessman and being actually a CEO of his own 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:25.320 career in. 0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:27.520 His life and and finding his grind. 0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:30.720 Dude, he opens a dildo store down in Palm Beach. 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:33.560 He opens a dildo store, and Palm Beach the number 0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:38.000 one place that has the most single older widows in 0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:41.000 the country. And he realizes if I opened a door. 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:42.760 He saw a hole in the market. 0:24:43.240 --> 0:24:46.040 In the market. It's literally straight out of Grace and Frankie. Dude, 0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:47.080 it's so good. 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:56.680 Can I just say, you saw holes in the market. 0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:59.400 It's not about the business, like just like for all 0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:02.040 of us, like, it's not about the business. It's it's 0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.440 about the money, right. It doesn't matter what I'm selling, 0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:06.960 it doesn't matter what I'm doing. What matters is that 0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:08.320 I'm successful at it. 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.840 So yeah, what matters is your entrepreneur. 0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:16.400 I'm an entrepreneur and it's so cool because he's a grinder, 0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:21.280 Like he starts aimless, literally wasting his life in the military, 0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:24.919 like has no ambition in the military and moves out 0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:28.639 and realizes actually because he has a wife too, and 0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:31.399 he realizes, actually, I need to focus my own energy 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:33.240 on running a business. 0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:35.000 And I just love all that. 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:36.320 Dude, that's great. 0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:38.320 It's similar to me too, Like I'm starting a business 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:41.600 too based on this. I am selling all the used 0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:44.760 cushions from the theater once we use them and they 0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:46.880 get kind of holes in them, I'm selling them wholesale 0:25:46.960 --> 0:25:47.560 after the show. 0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:51.080 So it's like, amazing, Well, you're like taking them from 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:52.200 the theater and then. 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:56.359 Selling They're gonna be collector's items. 0:25:56.359 --> 0:26:01.600 Amazing, how often are they getting like. 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:04.000 So like it's actually crazy, like because so many of 0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:07.720 our theatergoers have like chains for their wallets and like 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.840 sharp knives in their pockets. They're puncturing them left and right. 0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:12.960 And what I'm doing is I'm taking them and I'm 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:17.959 selling them. I'm selling them wholesale. And it's actually a 0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:20.159 huge thing in the market because people usually have to 0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:23.200 buy their cushions and seats, they have to buy them 0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:27.000 new and now I'm going, hey, I put some tissue 0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:28.520 in this hole where the knife went in. 0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:32.000 I'm sewing it up, and I'm like, I can sell 0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:32.680 you those new seats. 0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:34.120 So I'm going over to the girsh One. I'm going 0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:36.520 over to August Wilson. I'm talking these seats and people 0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:37.679 will buy them left and right. 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:38.760 And they have to buy them in bulk. 0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:40.040 Have to buy them in bulk. 0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:41.040 That's crazy. 0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:41.880 Can go back. 0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:44.240 So your overhead is so low? What is it like? 0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:45.439 It's needle and thread. 0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:48.200 It's needle and thread, which I'm literally taking from the 0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:49.879 seamstress every day from our theater. 0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:55.760 She doesn't watch this, She won't, she won't, she. 0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:01.280 Hates will watch. Costumer b Delayna turned this off. 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.240 Literally, she only puts her air bods in when I 0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:04.800 walk away. 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:08.240 Sarah, I know, can we talk about like maybe some 0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:09.879 of these freaking hot ass songs. 0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:12.200 We have to talk about the hot ass. 0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:15.119 Songs Cockbath though, like your number and like the second 0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:18.200 act like kind of changed my life when I heard it. 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:23.520 When you sing that song cockback. 0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:25.000 Did you grow up in the church, How do you 0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:25.560 learn to sing? 0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:28.280 Uh? 0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:30.239 Well, my dad was a bit of a loser who 0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:34.919 collected records and so I had a lot of like 0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:35.960 music in the house. 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:37.840 I didn't know your dad was a hipster. That must 0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:38.520 have been so hard for you. 0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:39.520 Yeah, it was brood Art. 0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:40.240 It's tough. 0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:43.040 You watch any sports going uh not with him? 0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:44.159 Was he was? 0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:45.680 He metrosexual? 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:47.960 Worse? He was gen x. 0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:52.359 No, yeah, it was really tough. So there'd just be 0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:56.600 a lot of like, you know, John Fogerty and put 0:27:56.640 --> 0:27:58.520 me out coach Gordon Lightfoot. 0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:00.159 No, Fogerty, you. 0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:02.399 Can read my mind. You turn this off, you know 0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:02.880 what I mean? 0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:07.159 Yeah, uh, you know, like a lot of folks stuff. 0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:11.240 There's I was like, there's a fly. Wait, no, that's 0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:17.160 a fucking hair, dude, one of your hairs. No, no, no, no, 0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:19.280 my hair is short. There's a fly. 0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:21.840 There is a fly in here. I can protect you, guys. 0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:23.760 No, I'm gonna. I'm just trying to get it if 0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:24.200 there was a. 0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:25.199 Fly here, the. 0:28:27.040 --> 0:28:30.359 Dude, there's a fucking flying But I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, 0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:32.359 it's all good. We were talking about my musical number. 0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:34.240 No, you were talking about me. 0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:40.120 Dump me all I want to do? Am I really 0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:46.440 pumping and dumping that much? I'm feeling pretty empty inside, So. 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:48.440 Like that so good. 0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:51.920 Ud it rocked my world and like your pitch of going, 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:54.040 like what if a lot of our songs sounded like 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:57.240 Newfound Glory or Blank Win A two or like kind 0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:01.200 of these old email bands. I was like, that's the like, 0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:03.480 Like I was like that like for me, Like, I 0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:06.120 was like, that's like the like. I was kind of like, 0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:09.160 that's like the like I think it's like, you know, 0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:10.200 like the best thing in the world. 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:12.479 Well, that's how we got Quicksilver, That's how we got Massmo, 0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:13.680 That's how we got ed Hardy. 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:16.040 I mean, come on, you know they all came running. 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.600 Yeah, It's like we don't really even need to put 0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:20.800 this musical up for that long because we got so 0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:21.520 much brand. 0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:24.040 I can't believe we got Massy my shirt company from Target, 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.400 the Target brandom T shirt. 0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:29.800 Yet believe that those guys are Mossy more problems every 0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:32.880 day swinging from the rooftop. 0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:37.360 All I know is that it's not gay. It's not gay. 0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:40.600 It isn't gay. Are you sure it's not gay? 0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:44.480 Mossy more problems every day? 0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:48.640 Like lit, I love that song. 0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:50.800 That's like one of the best songs I've ever heard. 0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:52.520 All we to do is tell the brand. We'll put 0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:54.920 the title of their song in the show. Title of 0:29:54.960 --> 0:29:56.240 your brand in the show, dude. 0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:59.600 Yeah, like yeah, should we do the first song of 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:00.440 the musical together? 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:01.000 Yeah? 0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:04.680 Yeah? Like what they say, like the overture or like that? Sure? 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:05.760 Like the intro? 0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:09.480 Well, the overture is the overture, the just the instruments. 0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.440 I guess the overture is just the instruments. What's the 0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:12.120 thing past that? 0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:12.600 Yeah? 0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:17.440 So open opening, the opening off, kick off. 0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:21.800 The intro, Yeah, the opening number, the kick. I wish 0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:25.200 the director and the drama turg or drama whatever, I 0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:25.880 wish they were. 0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:31.440 Hate drama, drama turd. He's definitely called Kelvin. 0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:33.760 Man. 0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:36.600 You know, you. 0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:38.520 Could only have one job in life. You could not 0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:40.760 do anything else. You were such a fucking nerd. 0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:43.840 It's so funny. I love to do on Kelvin. 0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.200 I love to do too for you know, you ever 0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:49.800 do two for flinching on Kelvin. He's up to four 0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:52.480 hundred and fifty five for me. He's got four hundred 0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.600 fifty five for flinch and I gotta give him his punches. 0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:59.800 Okay, let's good. Okay, So opening number flush, they're not going. 0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:06.560 There, do not go in there. Flush, do not go 0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:11.600 in there. Flush, do not go in there. Flush, do 0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:14.800 not go in there. Flush. 0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:17.920 Do you not go in there? Do do do do 0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:21.920 do do do do do do? All soldiers report for battle. 0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:24.360 We're about to take down terrorists. 0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:30.960 Steal Team one. I'm a real good friend. Flush, do 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:34.440 not go in there. Seal Team two, I'm a really 0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:35.000 good lay. 0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:39.560 Flush, do not go in there. Three. 0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:40.920 I am cool. 0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:44.080 Do not go in there. 0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:50.360 Seal Team four, I'm no fool in there. 0:31:50.400 --> 0:32:04.920 Seal Team five. Come back to me there, Flush. I 0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.000 don't want to go to war. I just want to 0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:09.360 have sex. I don't want to go to war. I 0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:10.600 just want to have sex. 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:13.080 I just want to have. 0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:18.120 Sick soldiers, you're reporting to duty, your secret mission. 0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.440 You're stationed right. 0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:23.840 At the beach. 0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:25.840 Guess what have a good spring? 0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:27.360 Break boys. 0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:32.360 There? Record scratch. Wait did you guys hear that? I 0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:34.960 thought we were going off the war. Instead we're going 0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:51.680 to get pussy. This cannot be happening. We got so lucky. 0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:53.880 I thought we were going to war, but instead we're 0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:56.840 gonna get Wait. 0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:01.520 Wait, wait, I thought we were picking up guns, not condoms. 0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:04.080 I thought we were going to war, but it turns 0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:06.560 out we are getting two titties. 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:12.560 I guess we're not fighting any enemies except for our own. 0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:13.800 Lack of sex. 0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:18.240 Whoa wait a minute. Our one mission for going down 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:24.520 to spring Break is this, don't catch any feelings. If 0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:27.440 you're going inside a woman's heart, you need to know. 0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.360 God, it's so good And my favorite part is all 0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:37.680 the time when you look at me like that, you're like, 0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:40.440 we're about to sing, We're about to sing. 0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:44.480 Hands when I'm on stage sometimes because it's so overwhelming, 0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:46.920 it's intoxicated. 0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:51.040 Sing. It's like I wish they could teach boys. 0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:55.640 Singing is so fun when you're doing, it's. 0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:58.880 So fun to do it together, like with other guys. 0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:00.240 On the stage is like the best thing I've ever done. 0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:03.240 There's no flo I don't see. 0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.240 Okay. Something I want to shout out about do not 0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:08.600 go in there is that we have like an awesome 0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:13.560 sort of props team and like, uh, they actually pump 0:34:13.680 --> 0:34:16.839 in fart smells during each do not go in there. 0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:18.440 So every time we say do not go in their 0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:21.120 flush the audience is smelling what we're smelling. 0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.680 The sac Yeah, they're like rips in here, and we're 0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.000 like exactly exactly. 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.839 It's a green puffs shout out from. 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:31.759 Different places in the audience, like we you don't know 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:34.240 if you're sitting under a smell cannon, and we won't 0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.000 tell you until it has already happened. 0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.800 And everyone in the audience is like the guy sitting 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:42.600 next to or whoever he brought his girl or stinky girl, 0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:47.880 like insane, ass insane insane. 0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:49.840 I also want to shout out another song that we 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:53.839 kind of like cleverly foreshadow in this song where it's 0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.880 like you don't want to catch feelings because then we 0:34:56.960 --> 0:35:02.440 of course have the villain song, which is caught your Feelings, 0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:05.960 and that feelings catcher, the feelings catcher, and he's sort 0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:06.960 of like a monster. 0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:08.120 He's a monster. 0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:10.759 He's a monster, or so shout shout out to him. 0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:13.719 He's played by Broadway legend Kevin Chamberlain, you might know 0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:18.560 from uh, the original Horton from Susicle to musical. 0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:19.240 Rest in Peace. 0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:21.200 Well, not yet, but his understudy will be playing for 0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:22.440 a while because he's in the hospital. 0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:25.200 And it's like, so, okay, what a legend. 0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:28.520 I mean legends running circles and. 0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:32.879 He's playing this guy that basically he is sent by 0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:35.920 women to catch people's feelings and bring them to the women. 0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:39.360 Yeah, it's sort of like the like there, your feelings 0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:42.000 are being kidnapped and brought to women to just do 0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:44.680 whatever they want with you know, because he reminds me 0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:46.319 your feelings, they can do whatever they want. 0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:47.960 He reminds you of the ultimate steaks. 0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:51.319 And that's when when you and we're reminding audiences this 0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:54.560 is like steak right, like high good. 0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:57.359 Ultimately, why do beef steaks like. 0:35:57.320 --> 0:35:59.719 The best steaks in musical theater? 0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:03.359 There's so much like what did the drama nerds say? 0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:03.960 Duality? 0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.839 There's so much duality and this like do not go 0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:09.560 in there. It's like don't go into your heart, don't go. 0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:11.480 Into the there. 0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:14.440 And this one is don't get caught having feelings and 0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:16.560 don't get caught by a man. 0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:20.920 Well by a woman's best friend who's saying that she 0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:21.600 likes you. 0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:25.200 That's like the duality. Yeah, dual. 0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:26.640 We have to show that song. 0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:31.000 Yeah, yeah, okay, So imagine Broadway Legend Kevin Chamberlain sort 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:34.319 of like suspended mid air in in like an aerial thing. 0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:38.560 He's got these really long baba duke arms that grace 0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:39.880 the anime. 0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:41.760 Yeah, and Hentai. 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:51.120 Yeah, just a com It's like beautiful. Yeah, he was liked. 0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:25.720 Black from a fishing pole, down roundund fishing round. 0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:30.880 And it's not at the end of this rod. 0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:35.280 It's a boy a boy dame tod. 0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:44.240 Wow, that's that character intro from the antagonist. 0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:45.280 Is some of the best ship. 0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:47.319 It reminds me because we honestly were like, how do 0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:50.920 we make a musical fore man man? And it's like, 0:37:51.080 --> 0:37:54.800 how do you do ball? Turnovers? Offensive defense? We need 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:59.680 the antagonist to throw the ball to the protagonist and 0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:00.959 and like your ball. 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:05.399 I'm not surprised that your ball, mister interception just brought 0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:05.759 that up. 0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:08.880 Your ball. 0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:10.600 We should talk about we played a real game of 0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:12.840 football in the middle of every game, every. 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.120 Dude I was just about to bring It's like crazy 0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:17.799 because it's like talking about like what was that nerd word? 0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:22.200 Like this great that. 0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:25.280 You do Alley? 0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:28.279 Do do Alley? Not do all? We have to cut 0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:29.960 that scene. Don't win there anyway. 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:34.759 Don't like diagon Alley, but they sell they sell ship 0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:35.640 and every show. 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:41.520 Why something. 0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:46.680 It's don't even talk about it's so messed up. 0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:52.760 Imagine Peddler for a minute. Imagine that Alley. 0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:55.960 Everything is shipped. The owl is ship because. 0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:58.520 You imagine walking through a wall now leads them all 0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:00.480 of ship old. 0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:02.440 A sack of ship and then you realize you look 0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:04.200 up and you make eye contacted is ship? 0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:08.160 About anyway, we have like messed up because we play 0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:11.279 a football game and there's no bug. We play a 0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:14.000 football game, but it's also a duality for picking up chicks. 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.279 And the song is called pickup game. Yeah, it's like 0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:19.160 we're picking up game, like show it's your pickup game 0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:20.240 while we're playing football. 0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:23.400 Yeah, while we're playing football and all the women. 0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:25.480 Are doing awesome jobs as dance because they're I. 0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:26.759 Mean they're like the cheerleaders. 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:28.799 They are the cheerleaders and they're and they're also like 0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.319 getting physically picked up. It's like they're getting so many 0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:33.839 people are getting picked up. Like the girls are being 0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:35.680 so awesome and so game about being picked up and 0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:36.120 put down. 0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.239 And you know that they like trained for this, Like 0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:42.279 chicks can grow up doing like like dancing like that. 0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.400 Yeah, they have like classes. 0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:46.440 And I wish like guys could do that because I 0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:48.000 wish we had a lot of fun. 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.799 Like I actually know people that do that, like they 0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:54.920 people like boys. Well, there's like all these types of 0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:57.960 boys out there that like can they do dance and 0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:00.000 they do our and they do all sorts of stuff 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.640 like it's completely different than what we do, but. 0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:03.520 It's still boys. 0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:06.480 Like it's still like it's so normal for them to 0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:10.000 do that, and actually we're allowed. Like if like for 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:11.920 some reason, if you guys ever wanted to come with 0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.880 me to like like this is so stupid disabled like 0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.080 a drawing drawing class, like I'm learning fruit next week 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:21.120 at this institute. Like what I mean, I'm just learning 0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.879 to draw fruit institute next week. And you guys are 0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:27.560 welcome if that's something that's like like we can do that, 0:40:28.200 --> 0:40:32.480 we actually are allowed to We're actually allowed to do that. 0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.000 That's like because I remember I dated this one girl 0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:37.880 and we went to a like a restaurant for dinner 0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:42.120 and there were like paper you know that not nap, 0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:43.400 a big nap. 0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:47.360 Like with the Krans. 0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:49.200 Dress for a table. 0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:51.239 Yeah, and they were like pencils and she was like, 0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:54.279 let's draw each other, you know, and like that like 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:56.440 this like a few minutes like where I was trying 0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:00.640 struggling to draw her that I wasn't having like these 0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:04.239 huge spikes of adrenaline really and they weren't crashing, and 0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:07.279 I wasn't getting like upset, which you know, if I'm 0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:09.360 out in the world like I'm getting upset. 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:12.160 We're getting turned on. It was more like that. 0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:12.359 There. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:15.960 It was this like kind of like piece that I 0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:18.000 didn't understand, so yeah, I would be down. 0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:19.960 To that has happened to me too. 0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:22.239 I looked at a flower once and I didn't think 0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.760 about trying to turn it into some sort of alcohol infusion, 0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:26.319 and it did help that too. 0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:29.120 That's like, you didn't. 0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.360 Turn into any alcohol infusion. 0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:33.400 I didn't if he's into any alcohol or distill it 0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:35.320 or smoke it or anything. I just looked at a flower, 0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:36.840 touched it and smelled. 0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:39.160 It, like did you get angry or no. 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:41.919 I just literally was thinking about, like God, God could 0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:43.640 have made that, and that could have been awesome if 0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:43.960 he did. 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:46.080 There's like new vibes out there that I think the 0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:48.640 musical helped us discover that we were like I I 0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:51.160 was pretty sure it was only like the vibe was 0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:55.600 like you know, I'm sleepy, I'm hungry, Yeah, yeah, I 0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:56.920 want to have sex or I don't want to have 0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:58.920 sex right, or well I need a break. 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:03.040 Yeah? What were the new vibes you've found. 0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:05.160 Like well, like like some of the ship that we've 0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:06.280 just been talking about. 0:42:06.360 --> 0:42:09.640 Just like kind of like, I guess what I'm hearing 0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:13.799 is like when I'm not getting horny or angry, I 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:14.680 feel kind of like. 0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:18.120 Staple staple. 0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:20.719 Yeah, like a bunch of people. 0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:23.240 Yeah, like I feel staple. 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:26.440 Yeah. This I don't see I don't see it. 0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:29.440 This did unlock something for me. Like I had a pet, 0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:33.400 I had a pair of drums that I used strategically 0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:37.839 for workouts and for like beefing purposes, and then I like, 0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:40.080 all of a sudden, like this musical kind of like 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:44.000 it unlocked, like sort of like a therapeutic used for 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:46.600 it where you hit it a bunch of times in 0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:51.440 a way that was not for reps. It was for connection. 0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:55.760 And so it it like it kind of unlocked. 0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.440 Something is connecting on? Is that like creatine? 0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:02.120 Yeah, well connecting. 0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.200 I was trying to bite online. 0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:07.160 So when you put butter in your coffee, connecting right, yeah. 0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:08.800 Right, connecting on, well, connecting on. 0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:11.200 There is was that mobile game where you like shoot 0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:13.440 things in a line and then you can get upgrades 0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:14.160 on the side. 0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:16.640 I thought it was all meat diet am. 0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:19.600 I wrong connecting on Well, I'm pretty sure it's like 0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:23.680 sort of like a feeling that you belong somewhere. So 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.600 it's sort of like a creatine in a way. 0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:30.360 Because to connect with people, you mean bluetooth connection. 0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:35.240 I mean it's like a bluetooth Yeah, I'm probably thinking 0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:35.880 of bluetooth. 0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:48.279 Actually I lost my Yeah, I don't want to know, 0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:49.000 because what if? 0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:54.080 What if? What if Gay find my? I don't know. 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:54.960 I don't know. 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:56.560 If you just don't know, what could happen? 0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:57.520 Yeah, what could happen? 0:43:57.520 --> 0:43:59.520 You could change the sound so it goes instead of 0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:01.239 like maybe it could be like I'm over here. 0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:02.480 There is one I didn't know. 0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:09.560 I didn't know that actually didn't didn't un doom doom. 0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:12.839 God, we look so hot, Jeremy. Do you think there's 0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:15.160 a reason why I can't figure it out? Maybe I 0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:18.200 have one idea though. It's March. 0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:23.520 Get our exclusive aaaaa winter beanie. 0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:26.400 Get our exclusive sweatshirt. Yeah. 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.360 We also have hats and tots, so much fun stuff. 0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:31.719 We sell merch. It's real, all of it. 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:32.400 Go buy it. 0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:33.680 We'll put the link in the bile right now. 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.080 There is one scene that makes me feel that way. 0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:42.680 There is no bug there's no bug. You don't have 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:45.120 to look. There's no bug. There's no bug. 0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:47.320 There's no bug. 0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.239 There is one scene that makes me feel the way 0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:55.280 we've kind of been discussing and is the Xbox Controller ballet. 0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:57.600 I think it's really beautiful and I think it's one 0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.160 of the most beautiful things we've ever done. 0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:01.319 I like low ki like, I'll admit it, we kind 0:45:01.320 --> 0:45:03.000 of all shared a tear after the first time we 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:03.319 did that. 0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:06.160 Well, I think my favorite part is, I mean, we'll 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.440 play the song, but it's it's it's when the characters 0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:12.080 realize a two player game is a better game. 0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:15.399 Damn damn, don't. 0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:20.000 You can't fucking say that right now. You can't fucking 0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:22.720 say that right now. I'm like, not ready, I'm not prepped. 0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:26.320 It's holy shit, dude. 0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:29.520 I think honestly, I don't know if we can like 0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:32.200 give this ship away, but I think it will be fine. Yeah, 0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:34.600 if we play the scene before that leads into the song, 0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:36.239 I think is really important because this is like kind 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.640 of the meeting of the minds when all the dudes, 0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:41.399 like kind of fourth quarter are circled up a little bit, 0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:43.480 so yeah. 0:45:43.480 --> 0:45:46.040 They've all there's no buck by the way they've all 0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:48.520 like had sex the night before. 0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:51.040 With like some of the hottest girls like you can either. 0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:53.440 Yeah, and they're getting ready to maybe do it again, 0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:54.839 but something stopping them. 0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:57.640 They were in the same room having sex because they 0:45:57.640 --> 0:46:00.399 were all sharing one hotel room. Yeah, that was part 0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.960 of like the military mission. And they were all like 0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:06.239 kind of making eye contact with each other while they 0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:10.360 were having sex. And they wake up feeling empty and 0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:12.560 like kind of ashamed. 0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:14.200 When they meet in the only place they can talk 0:46:14.640 --> 0:46:18.200 online through headsets while playing Call of Duty. 0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:25.320 Yeah, all in the same living room. Eat my ship, 0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:26.360 Eat my ship. 0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:29.760 Someone behind you, behind you. 0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:36.200 I'll cover, I'll cover. Anybody have a helpack. I'm gonna 0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:39.439 set a mind coming here, wife, Yes we won. 0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:40.440 We won. 0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:48.360 Quick reload chat. Anybody feel like, uh, lonely, Like in 0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:51.120 the in the sense that like you're running for something, 0:46:51.200 --> 0:46:53.400 you're trying to kill somebody, and then like you feel 0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.040 like nobody is backing you up, but you are with 0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.600 a bunch of people, so in theory you shouldn't feel lonely. 0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.560 Funny should say that I was kind of thinking that 0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:04.080 last night when. 0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:07.000 We locked eyes a little bit there. 0:47:09.000 --> 0:47:11.799 Yeah, it's funny. Funny you guys are talking about that, 0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:19.439 because there was something about looking at your eyes when 0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:20.080 I had sex with. 0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:20.840 The girl. 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:26.480 That changed your eyes having sex with the girl, there 0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:30.440 was something about I looked into your eyes. 0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:36.280 Having sex with the girl changed my life. 0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:42.560 Pause the game, Pause. 0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:46.280 The game, pause the game. 0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:53.680 Who's to blame on a two player game? Who's to 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:55.600 blame on the two player game? 0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:59.800 Is it my heart, my head, or my dig Who's 0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:02.080 blame mona to player game? 0:48:02.800 --> 0:48:03.880 Who's to blame? 0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:08.560 Monitor player game? Who's to blame on a two player game? 0:48:09.280 --> 0:48:10.600 Who's to blame on. 0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:13.440 A to player game? Who's to blame? 0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:18.080 Waiting for my device to connect, waiting for my device 0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:21.640 to connect, my device. 0:48:21.320 --> 0:48:26.800 To connect, waiting for my device connect, connecting my device 0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:29.840 to all of these women, that is my vice. 0:48:30.200 --> 0:48:33.480 But am I living looking at boys? One of them? 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:37.480 Fingering girls? What's the hecks happening in this world? 0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:41.160 Looking at boys while I'm fingering girls? 0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:47.799 What the heck happening in this world? Fingering girls? 0:48:48.080 --> 0:48:52.279 What the heck happening in this world? Stop? 0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:57.480 Choose your character? Are you gonna be the friend or 0:48:57.520 --> 0:48:59.760 are you gonna be the lady killer? 0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:02.040 Are you gonna be the friends? 0:49:03.160 --> 0:49:07.080 Are you gonna be lady, listen, I don't know I'm 0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:07.759 thinking about this. 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:09.600 Maybe I've just been in the bathroom all day. 0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:10.879 You've gotta get out of your head. 0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:13.480 I know, I feel like I'm deciding if I can 0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:14.440 connect to. 0:49:14.360 --> 0:49:18.000 My Bluetooth and my controller or do you guys get 0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.120 out of the bathroom. We all just had Casey style barbecue. 0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:24.959 We need to go, Bro, come on, bro to go. 0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:26.800 Do not go in there. 0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:29.480 I gotta wash my hands before the girls get back, 0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:30.880 because you know, I gotta share it. 0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:36.719 While here a. 0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:39.759 Girl, what do we do in there? 0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:42.640 In there? 0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:50.000 In there? The stakes are high, and the stakes are high, and. 0:49:53.520 --> 0:49:57.560 You want to come in? YadA YadA YadA, open. 0:49:57.280 --> 0:50:01.720 The yard right, gotta shake this? Why do I feel 0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:05.000 like I don't want to see them? Why do I 0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:09.000 feel like there's someone else I want to see? Why 0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:11.640 do I feel like it's the people I was looking 0:50:11.680 --> 0:50:14.640 at while I was fingering ladies. 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:20.040 While I was fingering ladies, While I was fingering ladies, 0:50:21.880 --> 0:50:23.040 fingering ladies. 0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:28.600 Have you ever wondered the place we're not going in? 0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:36.120 Is it our bathroom? Or is it our hearts? Shall 0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:41.320 we look inside? Shall we go in there to show 0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:42.520 not go. 0:50:45.239 --> 0:51:00.839 I'm going in, do not go, I'm going. 0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:00.359 Time. 0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:06.840 I really enjoy the game. 0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:11.880 Gentleman, can you guess switch cut past the ball? 0:51:17.760 --> 0:51:23.520 Can I hear you say, welcome to silver Hair and 0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:24.840 halftime dancer? 0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:26.200 Yeah? 0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:27.440 Fifty thousand dollars. 0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:32.440 Whoever stands in front of the cannon. 0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:35.400 There's no way, bro, you can't survive the fark cannon. 0:51:35.480 --> 0:51:37.520 God, I love Broadway. 0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.279 This way trying to check the cowshy odds. If you 0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:43.280 have been the line on how many people will dance? 0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:44.920 Time to bet. 0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:50.040 It now, ladies and gentlemen, we are selling talkie covered 0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:51.600 strawberries in the lobby. 0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:54.480 Come get your talkie covered strawberries. 0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:59.520 Brought to you by FanDuel. Guys. That's just so good, Guys. 0:51:59.560 --> 0:52:00.920 I like it. I like that we let it play 0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:02.840 the halftime. 0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:08.040 You hear so many things to talk about that song, 0:52:08.080 --> 0:52:09.399 and I just I think we should just. 0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:11.280 Keep I just think this song is about this movie, 0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:13.799 this whole musical. I think it's about being a guy. 0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:15.879 I think it's about loving girls. I think it's about 0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:18.879 loving chicks. I think it's about being straight. I think 0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:19.800 all of it's about. 0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:22.520 Think it's men, it's men doing musical theater that the 0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:24.800 way they want to, which is lots of choruses. 0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:28.640 Yeah, okay, not just hooks. 0:52:28.320 --> 0:52:32.719 On hooks on, hooks on the time. 0:52:32.800 --> 0:52:33.040 Yeah. 0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:36.040 We're not trying to get like any kind of vulnerability 0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:38.319 where one person's burying their soul. I mean there is 0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:40.080 some of that in the second act, but it quickly 0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:40.960 becomes a chorus. 0:52:41.040 --> 0:52:43.120 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:45.200 Well, I mean I just want to like talk to 0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:48.080 all the men out there who like might be you know, 0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:53.160 like uh, like what's it like hesitant to see this 0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:55.480 talk too because they don't want to enter like a 0:52:55.560 --> 0:53:00.359 space that's like yay, and so they like what yeah, 0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:02.600 like they don't want to enter a space that's like yay, 0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:06.080 And so what we're what I want to break down 0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:09.319 to you is like you're welcome here as well, and 0:53:10.440 --> 0:53:12.879 like this could be a special place for you too, 0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:15.080 and like bring a guy, you know what I mean, 0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:16.160 Like bring a friend. 0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:19.640 There's like literally like well I hate to admit this, 0:53:19.760 --> 0:53:21.960 but like we worked really hard on this and like 0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:25.719 we would love everybody and anybody to come see it. 0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:30.920 Like we were like like what guys don't what straight 0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:36.560 dudes don't understand is like like being in a Broadway 0:53:36.640 --> 0:53:40.000 show is just as hard as being a professional athlete. 0:53:39.640 --> 0:53:41.360 Literally, And I know we have to go, but like 0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:46.000 what you just said reminds me so much of I mean, 0:53:46.360 --> 0:53:50.160 your song, and I think your song if like, if 0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:53.200 this wasn't proof tonight to come see our musical, then 0:53:53.200 --> 0:53:54.040 this song. 0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:56.839 Is like damn, dude, I know we have to go, 0:53:56.960 --> 0:54:00.000 but what you're saying is definitely reminding me of myself. 0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:05.839 I know we gotta go. 0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:08.920 Like what you said is so true, and it does 0:54:09.040 --> 0:54:10.040 remind me as well. 0:54:10.360 --> 0:54:10.680 It did. 0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:12.160 Like when you were talking, I was like, holy shit, 0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:13.560 his song, his song, his song, his song. 0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:20.760 When I feel that special need to pump and dump 0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:27.960 you with my seed, girl, you know that's my heart saying. 0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:33.040 I wanna be with you again. 0:54:36.120 --> 0:54:36.400 Girl. 0:54:36.480 --> 0:54:43.920 I'm done with my financial life. Walk down the aisle 0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:51.200 and be my wife. I'm letting it all go, I 0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:59.200 mean the past. Girl. You and I are built to last. 0:55:01.719 --> 0:55:04.759 And then the course comes in. Everyone fills in around. 0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:11.160 Me, kills around you on the kiss camp, on the 0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:14.200 jumble trunk. Please go in. 0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:18.320 There, please go in there, Please go in there, Please 0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:19.840 go in there. 0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:22.880 Please go in there, Please go in there. 0:55:22.920 --> 0:55:30.759 Flushing something else it's leaving my whole system. When I 0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:36.600 pressed the flush button. Girl, you are inside me. 0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:42.560 We will no longer flush it down. We will no 0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:47.360 longer live with these rounds. We will no longer flush 0:55:47.440 --> 0:55:51.600 it down. We will no longer live with these rounds. 0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:54.120 Now, we will let it me. 0:55:56.760 --> 0:55:58.160 Now I lay me down to sleep. 0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:01.680 I pray the Lord myself old to keep if he 0:56:01.719 --> 0:56:04.840 should die before I awake, I pray the Lord my 0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:05.680 soul to take. 0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:09.120 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States 0:56:09.160 --> 0:56:12.720 of America and to the Republic for which it stands, 0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:17.600 one nation under God invisible, to liberty and justice. 0:56:17.880 --> 0:56:20.799 All on my honor. I will try to serve God 0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:23.759 in my country, to help people at all times, and 0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:25.239 to live by the boy scout law. 0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:28.840 Amen, our Father who art in Heaven Hell, would be 0:56:28.960 --> 0:56:33.120 thy name. Yeah, Kingdom, Come, Thy will be done on 0:56:33.160 --> 0:56:35.680 earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day 0:56:35.719 --> 0:56:39.239 our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we 0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:43.160 forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, 0:56:43.640 --> 0:56:45.880 but deliver us from evil. 0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:50.720 Hail Mary full of double d's. The Lord is with thee. 0:56:51.840 --> 0:56:56.840 A man. 0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:07.600 Man, man, man, man, man, man, there's so much sponsored 0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:11.280 by the United Streets Military. 0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.359 There's no I got it, got it? 0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:16.840 Wow, eat it right. 0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:20.320 That's a man right there. 0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:23.720 Check out our musical tickets are four for one right now. 0:57:25.080 --> 0:57:28.600 If you bring a Champagne of beers, Champagne of beers, 0:57:28.600 --> 0:57:29.680 you get a ticket. 0:57:29.440 --> 0:57:31.520 Off absolutely for one. 0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:39.440 Bring your girlfriend, her best friend, maybe her parents, whatever, 0:57:39.480 --> 0:57:44.560 people that like musicals, or just bring like your bachelor party. 0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:46.880 Bring your boys. It's like the best thing to see 0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:49.240 with your boys. You guys will be cracking up. 0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:51.560 Shout out to the celebs who have stopped by. Nick 0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:55.440 Nolty clavicular I, thank. 0:57:55.280 --> 0:58:00.200 You for stopping so open was crazy. 0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:03.680 It was crazy when you stopped by. Yeah, and Vice 0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:05.320 President jd. Vance for stopping. 0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.720 Thank you so much for stopping by. 0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:12.920 Thank you, Thank you for so surprising. 0:58:13.080 --> 0:58:14.600 Josh hammil and Fergie. 0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:19.760 Thank you, Joe Rogan, Thank you. 0:58:18.840 --> 0:58:19.560 Jay Broshell. 0:58:19.640 --> 0:58:22.800 Thank you for stopping up to your speed for stopping 0:58:22.880 --> 0:58:24.400 and streaming the whole thing. 0:58:25.200 --> 0:58:27.360 Thank you, Danica Patrick for stopping by. 0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:29.360 The original Doctor Pepper, Thank you for stopping. 0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:32.040 Thank you so much. 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I never would have been into that 0:59:05.120 --> 0:59:07.080 before anything. 0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:09.840 Michelle Obama, we hope you'll stop by. It would be 0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:10.800 really cool to have you. 0:59:10.920 --> 0:59:12.240 Vanessa Carlton, you are at the moment. 0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:15.480 Thank you for stopping by the Castle. King Demi Lama, 0:59:16.240 --> 0:59:19.360 what a fucking huge moment for us. 0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:21.920 Absolutely, Kelly Clarkson, when's your bath water coming out? 0:59:21.960 --> 0:59:26.320 That's always board, guy can dream. 0:59:26.440 --> 0:59:29.120 Dennica Patrick, thank you for doing what you do again. 0:59:29.240 --> 0:59:33.480 Thank you, danny Ka Patrick twice because we really appreciate. 0:59:33.040 --> 0:59:36.320 What you do. And Meham thank you for coming. 0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:36.720 Yeah. 0:59:36.960 --> 0:59:43.080 So with no mar that was no Ma, no Ma. 0:59:44.320 --> 0:59:45.000 We got a couple more. 0:59:45.560 --> 0:59:48.200 We got to thank the Lakers, the Los Angeles Lakers 0:59:48.280 --> 0:59:49.200 for stopping. 0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:50.200 You're stopping by. 0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:53.280 That was the same night the judge Janine Shapiro. 0:59:55.280 --> 0:59:58.680 Marshall, thank you. 0:59:58.600 --> 1:00:02.240 For stopping by. 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