Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the day.
Speaker 2: It's a read.
Speaker 1: But you're so good at your charlamage.
Speaker 3: You know what he wants. Charlamagde a.
Speaker 2: Damn chlo mane. Who do you give a dusty other day?
Speaker 3: So now man sexy red donkey today for Tuesday, February eleventh,
Speaker 3: goes to a twenty nine year old Florida man named
Speaker 3: Jonathan Novils.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man.
Speaker 3: The world is a strange place because I don't know
Speaker 3: if his people's behavior that we should be concerned about
Speaker 3: are the context of their behavior.
Speaker 1: Let me explain.
Speaker 3: Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
Speaker 3: a dog in a Georgia auto part store.
Speaker 1: That's right, for more than an hour? What I repeat?
Speaker 1: Jonathan Nabors was arrested after he was observed barking like
Speaker 1: a dog. Stay strong, brother, stay strong. We got a
Speaker 1: new board up. He's chilling in because somebody had a
Speaker 1: flat tire.
Speaker 3: It's a lot, y'all, but yes, Jonathan Navias was arrested
Speaker 3: after he was observed barking like a dog in a
Speaker 3: Georgia auto part store for more than an hour. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is what happens when you ask somebody where my
Speaker 3: dog's at?
Speaker 1: All? Right, don't ask that question if you don't want
Speaker 1: an answer.
Speaker 3: According to an incident report, the owner of an advanced
Speaker 3: auto part store called to complain that Jonathan had been
Speaker 3: in the store and.
Speaker 1: Had been barking like a dog for an hour. Okay.
Speaker 3: Jonathan told police officers that he had no idea his
Speaker 3: barking was causing any issues.
Speaker 1: Now let's discuss this for a second. First of all,
Speaker 1: why did it take an hour?
Speaker 3: A whole hour went by and a grown ass man,
Speaker 3: twenty nine year old man is walking around the store
Speaker 3: barking like a dog and nobody says anything. One hour,
Speaker 3: sixty minutes, thirty six hundred seconds of non stop barking
Speaker 3: and nobody says anything.
Speaker 1: And at what point do you know? At what point
Speaker 1: do you who is.
Speaker 3: Not barking realize something is wrong? Okay, I'm not playing
Speaker 3: with people in twenty twenty five. If I'm out somewhere
Speaker 3: and someone starts randomly barking, that person and I will
Speaker 3: not be sharing space for thirty six hundred seconds, a
Speaker 3: whole hour, I am calling the proper authorities immediately. I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's the police or animal control what
Speaker 3: somebody is getting called. Now this is where I'm also torn. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've watched a human bark for an hour. NBU have two?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've been around a human who randomly barks. NBU
Speaker 1: have two.
Speaker 3: That human went by the name of Earl Simmons aka DMX.
Speaker 3: Drop Now you can drop on the clues bomb for DMX.
Speaker 1: Rest in peace to the dog. Now listen to me.
Speaker 3: I use the word human to describe DMX, but DMX
Speaker 3: was a spirit. He was a spiritual being living a
Speaker 3: human existence. And this is what I mean when I
Speaker 3: say I don't know if it's people's behavior or the
Speaker 3: context of their behavior, because in context a person barking
Speaker 3: isn't concerning if we know why they're barking.
Speaker 1: We knew why DMX was balking. Okay, he was the dog.
Speaker 3: I never met a person like DMX in my life,
Speaker 3: but one on one. The reality is he may not
Speaker 3: have been from this planet. He may have been dropped
Speaker 3: off here by extraterrestrials. So to see another human randomly
Speaker 3: barking and in an advanced auto parts store, the first
Speaker 3: thing I'm gonna do. Honestly, I think the person is
Speaker 3: related to DMX. You've got to be from the same
Speaker 3: place as DMX to be acting like that. And I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about yonkers, okay, I'm talking about whatever planet
Speaker 3: X came from. Actually, I want to give the folks
Speaker 3: and advance allo parts. I want to give them a
Speaker 3: little grace. If I heard someone barking, I would think
Speaker 3: they was imitating DMX. We all did it at one
Speaker 3: point in our lives. I would think he was just
Speaker 3: doing his own remix of rough Riders. Anthem was something,
Speaker 3: okay Now. When they asked Jonathan where his ID was,
Speaker 3: he said in his car. When they went to search
Speaker 3: his car, they found a clear baggie containing syringes in
Speaker 3: the passenger seat, and a search revealed a bag full
Speaker 3: of a clear crystal substance that was later confirmed to
Speaker 3: be that cat and candy Okay, that white crossed in
Speaker 3: cookies commonly known as meth. Navis also told police officers
Speaker 3: that the syringes contained blood order ladies and gentlemen. I
Speaker 3: don't know why people are just walking around with syringers
Speaker 3: of blood, but he was fleshing my flesh, blood of
Speaker 3: my blood. Neighbors was arrested and remains in the Monroe
Speaker 3: County Detention Center with a five thousand dollars bond. No
Speaker 3: word on if he's still barking. Please give Jonathan Davis
Speaker 3: the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.
Speaker 2: You all, Oh the day, Oh the day. Ye.
Speaker 3: If you're sitting around confused about that story, just understand
Speaker 3: it's Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Don't try to you know,
Speaker 3: don't try to rationalize it.
Speaker 1: Florida. What's his name, Jonathan Navis? But tell it yourue though.
Speaker 1: If you somewhere for a hour and somebody just walking
Speaker 1: around barking, you gonna say something, I'm been I would
Speaker 1: have left already. Okay, let me see him say nothing,
Speaker 1: right one of DMX kids. Right, I have no business
Speaker 1: in a store with a person balking for an hour.
Speaker 1: I might walk back. Just come on, you're.
Speaker 3: Then you're gonna bite it, because if you're already walking
Speaker 3: around bucking you not wrapped your tight son, you could
Speaker 3: be capable of anything.
Speaker 1: You can do any You can have anything in your pocket.
Speaker 1: Somebody say something, you stab them up, anything. So let
Speaker 1: him go ahead. And at that established point, why wait
Speaker 1: for an hour to call the police.
Speaker 3: I'm calling immediately that that wasn't suspicious to you after
Speaker 3: the first thirty seconds, the first minute, that's.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying. All Right, well, thank you for that.
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