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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Durand.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durand's phone tapped.

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Speaker 3: Ah, here we go, scary, Yes, what's your phone tap about?

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Speaker 1: Well, Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria.

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Speaker 3: Turns out she brings her three kids to a community

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Speaker 3: pool and has had run ins with the city who

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Speaker 3: runs it.

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Speaker 1: So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call and pretend like from the city

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Speaker 1: making a complaining person at the community pool. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: mess with her a little bit. Let's see what happened

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Speaker 1: to Today's a scary phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, hey, baby, what's up? Hey?

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Speaker 2: I just got a call from the pool managers. Did

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Speaker 2: did you hear from them? No?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: I left something?

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Speaker 3: Then? No, they called? They called.

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Speaker 2: I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.

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Speaker 2: What happened? They've been saying that you've been calling some

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Speaker 2: problems there. I'm calling them problems in the pool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is from the kids.

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Speaker 3: The kids are being difficult.

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Speaker 2: The people from the pool called you to tell you

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Speaker 2: that my kids are being crazy.

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Speaker 3: They're just saying they're going wild running around.

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Speaker 2: Did they find out about this anyway, Like most they've

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Speaker 2: been some complains, people complains.

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Speaker 3: What it is?

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Speaker 2: Probably that that sweats me all the time, that's always

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Speaker 2: in my business, trying to tell me how to raise

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Speaker 2: my kids. She should have called me herself, but said

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Speaker 2: something to my face?

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Speaker 1: Did I read that?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Are you watching them?

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Speaker 2: Now? I watch the kids, but I'm not having to

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Speaker 2: be up their ass all the time. They could go

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Speaker 2: run around and play. Everybody else's kids are doing the same,

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Speaker 2: if not just my kids.

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Speaker 3: Whatever, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go get the little change in the cars.

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Speaker 1: I give him a number because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: deal with this right now.

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Speaker 3: So they're gonna give you a call.

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Speaker 2: You getting been my phone number? He's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 2: Actually, I hope you call me good whatever you're gonna do,

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Speaker 2: Yeah you later, okay, so good, all right, good good,

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Speaker 2: Thank you for selling me out. Bye?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, it was great.

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Speaker 1: You sit back. I'm gonna give a call. Okay, all right, great,

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Speaker 1: Hello Maria, Hi, this is George from the city Offilks.

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Speaker 3: How are you not very good?

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Speaker 2: Actually, it goes. I just got off the phone with

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Speaker 2: my boyfriend and he told me he said, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: call me because of some people were complaining about my children.

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Speaker 3: I have three complaints from the citizen from the city.

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Speaker 1: I I'm not going to tell you.

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Speaker 2: That from some that don't like to see anybody.

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Speaker 3: Me.

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Speaker 1: We're getting off on the wrong foot here.

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Speaker 2: I want to get on. I don't like this. I

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Speaker 2: pay my taxes, I work hard, I take care of

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Speaker 2: my children. If I want to go to the pool, I'll.

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Speaker 3: Go to the pool.

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Speaker 2: Other people bring their blacks there too.

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Speaker 3: Nobody says, right, you change your baby on the lounge

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Speaker 3: chair and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled up

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Speaker 3: for the pool staff to clean up.

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Speaker 1: It's not why they were higher.

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Speaker 2: Oh, how is this your business? I pay for that pool.

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Speaker 2: You can pay your flary. How about that. You work

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Speaker 2: for the city, right, you work from me. You should

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Speaker 2: clean up after me when I please. I don't work there,

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Speaker 2: you work there.

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Speaker 1: Then the kids going in the pool and pampers, that

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Speaker 1: is not acceptable.

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Speaker 2: Pool attire, fine, everybody does that. Everybody has the minute

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Speaker 2: swimming diapers. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in ITAs pampers

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Speaker 1: and just pool.

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Speaker 2: Know that you want me to put them naked in

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Speaker 2: the pool.

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Speaker 1: No, but then they PLoP in their pampers after you

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Speaker 1: PLoP them in the pool, and then you chase fat.

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Speaker 2: Don't get in the pool with me.

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Speaker 1: Then it's unsetting.

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Speaker 2: Thankful you don't have anything better to do this? Let

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Speaker 2: me say, what do you do all day? What don't

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Speaker 2: all go?

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Speaker 1: You know what I do all day? They sit in

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Speaker 1: their conditioning. I eat cookies. That's who are you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Poison cookies?

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Speaker 3: You want to share your crappy diapers. But your kids

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Speaker 3: don't want to share the water noodles with the other kids.

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Speaker 3: They're stealing the water noodles.

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Speaker 2: You don't steal. They don't want to play with something

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Speaker 2: in the pool they could play with.

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Speaker 3: They're hogging up all the water noodles.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, the playing with the pool, it's oh no,

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Speaker 2: their kids do you think they're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna And you're sneaking guests in mind you wear the

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Speaker 1: wristbands and then you cut them from the inside flap.

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Speaker 3: Then someone walks it out to the next person, and

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Speaker 3: you sneak eight guests in by the end of the afternoon.

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Speaker 2: You know, and you know that how prove it? Prove it?

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Speaker 1: Because there's a whole, Because there's a mob of you.

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Speaker 1: It's like the.

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Speaker 3: Stroller mafia over there. What do you multiply when you

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Speaker 3: throw them in water?

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Speaker 1: You have like ten people by the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: You can't talk to people like this. I'm gonna have good.

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Speaker 1: Job, all right, I'm writing you up.

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Speaker 2: As a matter of fact.

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Speaker 3: Don't be trying to show up today because you ain't

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Speaker 3: coming in.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna mouth. Are you for real?

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Speaker 2: What's your last name?

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Speaker 1: Duran?

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Speaker 2: M of course you have lame, dumb bitch.

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Speaker 1: Duran. Yeah, okay, first.

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Speaker 2: Time Elvis m God Maria Elvis.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not Elvis Durant. It's Scary Jones.

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Speaker 3: But I work for Elvis Durant in the Morning show

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Speaker 3: and you got phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: God you so much.

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Speaker 3: Miguel's Happy universary.

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Speaker 1: You are a robotel Parent. Let me tell you, I

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Speaker 1: think our listener's all one to meet big Way Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participates.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show