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Speaker 1: in at four one oh six one. Jesselyn, good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good morning. What would be the worst naked job in

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Speaker 1: your opinion? I would say anything to do working with

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Speaker 1: young kids, your school teacher, because are brutally honored. One. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I remember in this fantasy world we've created, being

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Speaker 1: honest and they will point out every single naked flaw

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Speaker 1: that you have, tell you everything. Why do you have

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Speaker 1: just have to You spend your whole time as a

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Speaker 1: and we're asking the question, what is the worst naked

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Speaker 1: job you could have? Hey, Bill, Bill, this is not Bill.

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Speaker 1: I was confused because it said Bill on the call screen.

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Speaker 1: You're thinking, what's the worst naked job you could have? Bill?

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Speaker 1: Arguing naked would be bad. I mean, you know you've

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Speaker 1: What would be the worst naked job to have, Tanner?

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Speaker 1: An electrician? Oh? Yeah, an electrician would be a tough

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Speaker 1: it's got to be Santa Claus. Oh god, oh the chimney, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, it's TSG is this Megan?

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Speaker 1: This is Megan. I'm sorry, who are you? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know you're probably surprised that I didn't have an assistant

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Speaker 1: It's TSG. I'm sorry, I don't know it TSG. I'm

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Speaker 1: Catherine's uncle, Theodore Sebastian Giles. I go by TSG. Oh, TGH,

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Speaker 1: that's TROI. Catherine informed me that you agreed to watch

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Speaker 1: he's a finicky kitty. Oh yeah, they all. We do

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Speaker 1: but he's a kittie. We do have racehorses, though, you

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Speaker 1: won't be watching the people watching my cat. For sleeping arrangements,

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Speaker 1: So you'll need to be up at five thirty rubbing

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Speaker 1: sure I should warn you. Of course we didn't. He's

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Speaker 1: He could be cranky in the morning. How I mean,

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Speaker 1: have you done yoga before? Have you ever done yoga before? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love plate So at five forty five, before he eats,

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Speaker 1: and you'll be instructing. Of course, what is yates. It's pilates,

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Speaker 1: that is funny. I've been called all kinds of names

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Speaker 1: good day. I'm going to call Katie and tell her

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels shot doing

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like Josh at all. I know Josh,

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Speaker 1: And Arby's employee in Montana is a hero. Arby's they

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Speaker 1: First day follow up. Zane is on the phone today

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Speaker 1: well we'll try to figure it out for your play

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Speaker 1: all right, right in the middle of your first date

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Speaker 1: the phone and Zane is in love with Roseanne. Is

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Speaker 1: it okay to say loves Dane? Yeah, it's okay. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know why. He thinks maybe the reason is

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Speaker 1: from Zane. And that's the only thing you can think of, Zane,

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Speaker 1: is that the credit card thing. There was nothing else

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello him spector Roseanne? Please, this is

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Speaker 1: hello Roseanne. How are you? This is jew Bowl from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. This is Victoria

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Speaker 1: ghosting and they want to know why you're ghosting them.

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00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 1: I know what this is about. Yeah, the first date

423
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: follow up, So you know how that goes. If you

424
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone ended up ghosting them,

425
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

426
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: and ask what happened and do you have any idea

427
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: who could want us to get a hold of you.

428
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel super comfortable I was

429
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 1: talking about this. I just would rather say this is

430
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: just part of the past, because I'm not really interested

431
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: at all. Who do you think it is? Zane? Yes,

432
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: his name is Zane. Yeah. The date was that bad

433
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: where you don't even want to talk to us about it.

434
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, the date was great, it was

435
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 1: really fine. They took me to the cool, cool place

436
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 1: and it's play games and we're having Honestly, it was

437
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 1: like kind of a maid in the movies kind of night.

438
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 1: That's what he said. He did. Yeah, he said he

439
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: loved it. He said it was probably the best date

440
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: he's been on in a long time. Yeah. He had

441
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: a lot of nice things to say about it and

442
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, why

443
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: do you sound surprised that he would say that. I

444
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: guess it's because I'm thinking that because of the reason

445
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 1: why I don't want to talk to him anymore. I

446
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: was like, because, you know, at his phone, like throughout

447
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: the date was just dinging or pinging or zinging all

448
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: night long with Tinder notifications. Oh you know, and I

449
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: didn't say anything about it, and you know, I understand

450
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: it was the first date, and but I just would

451
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: have thought maybe he could have turned his notifications off

452
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: maybe during a date and it was just a distracting

453
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: turn off. I mean that just shows he's in high demand.

454
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it got worse. Oh well, because after

455
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: the dates, I was telling my rider Die about Zane

456
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: and crazy thing is Zane matched with her on Tinder

457
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: after our date? Oh what? And she wasn't making it

458
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: up or trying to start I don't have one of those,

459
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: you know, bff, that's like trying to start drummer anything.

460
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: So she actually took a screenshot of it and she

461
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: sent it to me and I could see that it

462
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: was after our date. It was the night of our date.

463
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,439
Speaker 1: Like I you know, obviously I didn't go home with Dane. Um,

464
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: we had a small, small little kids. But he's matching

465
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: with people and he d ends her and it's trying

466
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: to go out with her after our date that same night.

467
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: Oh night, Yes, that does not fly. And it's just like, really,

468
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: you're this is such a great date and uh and

469
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: then but you're still trying to go out with another

470
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 1: girl after our amazing date, Like oh no, dude, you

471
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: are you are shady as wasn't the fact that it

472
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: was like just another girl or is it the fact

473
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: that it was your best friend? I mean both, It

474
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: doesn't matter that I'm glad it was my best friend.

475
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: I am so glad it was my best friend because

476
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: I know about it. It not been my best friend,

477
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: I would never know. So I'm really really being honest Rozanne. Also,

478
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: I need to let you know that Zane is on

479
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: the phone listing and wants to talk to you. I

480
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: don't hate, it's just one of the glad. Hey, yeah,

481
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: so much are a great date. You are kind of scummy.

482
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying take you know, it's just a first

483
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: date we had. You don't have to delete your app,

484
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: but it's just like it couldn't have been that magical

485
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: if you're still kindering. And wait, so your friends name

486
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: is Michelle, No, it's Shelley. So did you do this

487
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:46,479
Speaker 1: with a grummy Michelle to that night? Oh? God? OK,

488
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. I can see where you're coming from,

489
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: and you have really great points to me, and I

490
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: just want to know that that doesn't let me let

491
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: me just explain. That doesn't change the fact that I

492
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: had a really good time, and we had a really

493
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: good time. You know, before somebody, before a guy settles down,

494
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: he likes to keep his options open. And it was

495
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: our first date, but sure, if you give me a

496
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: second chance that I will be open to deleting the app,

497
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: so that I am not saying you are a walking

498
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: cliche and I really really advise you just you get

499
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: some kind of get checked out. Man, I gotta go.

500
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: So things would have been different if my phone would

501
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: have been off, you know, like that's just because you

502
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: saw it, But if you would have never seen it,

503
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: you would have still been getting to know me, which

504
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I think you're still You're still this guy, and I'm

505
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: so glad I know that you're this kind of guy

506
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: that you can, like have this amazing date. You couldn't

507
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: have been thinking about me too much and too hard

508
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: because you're you're swiping on all sorts of grando girls

509
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: like you know this, Michelle, And you also message my

510
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: friend and that's what I really saw, you know, So

511
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: this is you at your core and it just I

512
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: don't know, it stinks and I'm I I you know,

513
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna un subscribe from this drama. So well, I

514
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: haven't asked if you going to go on a second

515
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: date with him? Wait? Hello, did you did you hang up? Hello?

516
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: I not hang you? No, I didn't hang up on

517
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: you all right, So what was that word that you

518
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: called me? A cliche? Can you spell it? Why? Because

519
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm googling what it means. Oh lord, oh

520
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: my god. Um, it means that I am not going

521
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: out with you? So by wow, you hung up saying them, Yeah,

522
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: becauseful about who you d am after dates. Man, it

523
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: just sucks, like damn, Like next time, I'll know to

524
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: just you know, I'm not getting married or anything, but

525
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: I thought we were. Damn. It just sucks. I'm like,

526
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. And her friends she doesn't know this,

527
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: but her friend actually like reply to me, and she

528
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: was like, hey, so I don't know if she knows

529
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: that or not. I'll probably just hit up her friend though,

530
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: go for it. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty

531
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The Jewels Show.

532
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: And you texted us at four one six one and

533
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: said you had a dirty little secret. So we're calling

534
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: you back to ask if we can talk about it.

535
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what's up? Good morning? Yeah, d morning morning.

536
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: Do you still have a dirty little secret? I sure do? Yeah,

537
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: all right, let's hear it. What is it? Um? This

538
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: is from when I was a kid, I stole money

539
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: from my job. I think I've done that as an adult. Yeah,

540
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: how much do you still well? I stole I stole

541
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, which at the time was so much money.

542
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: I still can't believe I did it. What job was it? So?

543
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: I was working at a candy shop, you know, just

544
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: like running the register, and I was broke, and I think, yeah,

545
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: I think I like had a trip coming up. You

546
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: just took it out of the register. Yeah, yeah, like

547
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: and you never got I know, no, I know, it's okay.

548
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: So this is how stupid I was. I was like,

549
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe like nineteen twenty so I was

550
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: really young, and I was like, well, I'll take one

551
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: because small bills they won't notice as much, right, Yeah,

552
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: you took one hundred dollars. Notice a hundred dollars in

553
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: one Oh my god, I straight from the cash register

554
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: a safer. I don't know the tip jar, but I've

555
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: never heard the register. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to

556
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: sleep at night for fear that they were like back

557
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: at the store, like you know, putting together at all together,

558
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: They're going to figure out it was me. It's like

559
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: a miracle that I didn't get caught because they of

560
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: course they noticed, and they launched an investigation and were

561
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: like checking all the books and anything. And it turns

562
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: out there was this new girl who had just started

563
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: working there, and she like I know, I know he

564
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: had like kind of bragged, like kind of celebrated with

565
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: somebody one day that like, oh my gosh, I need

566
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: like one hundred dollars in tips today, And so that

567
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: got around and the owner has just assumed that she

568
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: was the one who took the money. Oh man, so

569
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: you didn't like blame it on her. They just you

570
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: just didn't speak up when they said it was her.

571
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: You said, I'll hold the door on your way. Yet Yeah, yeah,

572
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: I feel terrible. And you stole one hundred and one

573
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: so if they saw that in your pocket, you just like, yeah,

574
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: I have a second job. I'm a stripper. Yeah, I

575
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: paid it all once. I don't know what I would

576
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: have done if they had caught me. Like now that

577
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm older, I'm like, I wish I had just confessed

578
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: to taken the consequences. I feel terrible about it, but

579
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: like that's howard shook out. And I don't know, did

580
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: you ever tell the girl the truth, like, hey, I'm

581
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: really sorry. Yeah, but Facebook, it's a good thing. You

582
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: find her. Oh my gosh, that's never even occurred to me.

583
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna go look her up on Facebook, and then

584
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna find out that she's just a life of crime.

585
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: It was all downhill after that. You literally sit in

586
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: her spot. It was your Yeah, her Facebook pictures to

587
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: make sure. Yeah, her Facebook here, she's a mud shot. Yeah,

588
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: look her up. Man, is that candy store still around?

589
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you have a hundred bucks you could give it

590
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: back to him now. Yeah, Oh I wish they shut

591
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: down a long time ago a business. God, you wereruined live. Yeah,

592
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: they were one hundred dollars shy of going bankrupt. That's

593
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: what happened. Oh my god, no, it can it be me.

594
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: They're supposed to feel better to get that off your chest. Now,

595
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: you probably feel worried. You called the wrung a little bit. Yeah,

596
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: they don't feel bad about it. I don't feel bad

597
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: about it. I used to steal from the Olive Garden

598
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: so hard when I worked there. Oh my dude, Because

599
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: at the Olive Garden I worked in restaurants a lot

600
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: growing up, and a lot of my life I works

601
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: in restaurants. I worked at the Olive Garden and the

602
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: up and salad deal. If you work for Allive Garden

603
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: and you're in management, and if they haven't changed the

604
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: policy on this, your employees are stealing from you. But

605
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: every single one of us would do it in the restaurant.

606
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: But if somebody orders a super and salad, that's something

607
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: that you prepare yourself, right. The cooks don't do that,

608
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: so you don't have to ring it in. So you

609
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: could potentially ask your customer when they order super and

610
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: salad if they're gonna being paying cash or card, and

611
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: if they pay a card, then you ring it in.

612
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: If they pay cash, then you just go make it

613
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: and take the cash. Potentially that can happen. Yeah, and potentially, Yeah,

614
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: potentially you could work in a business park where they

615
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: would order just soup and salad for lunch for the

616
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 1: whole office and potentially you could do that one time

617
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: when they paid like a thousand dollars cash. Ye, Potentially

618
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: that would be a great day working at Alive Garden. Potentially,

619
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620
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Speaker 1: National FLOORI today. Hey Christine, Happy National Floridaday to you.

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Speaker 1: What's your birthday? My birthday is tomorrow tomorrow. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: birthdays tomorrow. I'm to do a real quick google and

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Speaker 1: ooh Christine, in honor of National Florida Today, on your birthday,

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Speaker 1: the top news story that comes up from one of

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Speaker 1: the weirdest places on the planet is this Florida man

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Speaker 1: finds World War two grenade, places it in his truck,

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Speaker 1: drives to Taco Bell and the grenade just like the

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Speaker 1: Tacos YEP yeah, no one on if he got the

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Speaker 1: taco bell. But there you go. That's the top news

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Speaker 1: story from Florida on your birthday. Happy Birthday eight eight

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Speaker 1: eight six one text in four one o six one

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Speaker 1: National Florida Day. Call us up with your birthday. We'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what weird news story came out of Florida

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Speaker 1: on that day in history. Victoria, what's your birthday? March fourteen,

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Speaker 1: March fourteen, Christian, Google that and tell Victoria what her

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Speaker 1: weird news story from Florida is for her. Yes, Victoria's

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Speaker 1: weird news story for her birthday is a South Florida

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Speaker 1: man claimed voodoo caused him to This is so messed up.

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Speaker 1: I can't even read it. No, wait, what basically impregnate

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Speaker 1: someone against their wheel? He said voodoo was out here

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Speaker 1: causing him to do crazy stuff. Oh my god, it

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Speaker 1: is Florida. Call us up. Eighty eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one o six one text in four on the sixth one,

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Speaker 1: Hey Megan, good morning, good morning. Birthday is April fourteen,

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Speaker 1: April fourteenth. Alright, googling that right now, Megan. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever been to Florida? I have. I was stationed there

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Speaker 1: and my husband's from there. Oh really? Okay, So how'd

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Speaker 1: you like it? Was it weird? I'd say something for

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Speaker 1: weirder than others? Yeah, but it was overall pretty nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: overall pretty nice. That's a great way to describe it.

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Speaker 1: It is the Applebees of America. I also googled one,

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Speaker 1: Megan while you were talking about living in Florida on

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Speaker 1: your birthday in Florida. Here's another headline. Florida man shoving

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Speaker 1: spaghettian mouth arrested for berating children. You know what, I

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Speaker 1: can't do anything. These NICs call us up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. Tell us what your birthday is,

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Speaker 1: and we'll tell you what weird thing happened in Florida

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Speaker 1: on your birthday day? Been at? When's your birthday? October eighteenth?

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Speaker 1: October eighteenth? A right, Christian? He's going October eighteenth in Florida? Yeah, okay, Christian?

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Speaker 1: What happened in Florida on Bennet's birthday on October eighteenth?

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Speaker 1: What was going down in Florida was a Florida man

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Speaker 1: with half ahead was arrested for attempted murder and arson.

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Speaker 1: What half ahead? Double the crimes. What did he get

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Speaker 1: half ahead? You? I don't know, and you know he

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Speaker 1: had a nickname around wherever he lives, probably in somewhere

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Speaker 1: in Tallahassee or something like that. Right, it's half ahead Fred,

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Speaker 1: half every that's a half had Fred? Do what half

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Speaker 1: haudsled does? Again? He drank too much of Applebe's and

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Speaker 1: stumbled out half had Fred. You know you can't have

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Speaker 1: a full beer, you gotta half half half ahead? Call

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Speaker 1: us up eight at eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one text and four one oh six one. Tell

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Speaker 1: us where your birthday is. We'll tell you a weird

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Speaker 1: thing happened in Florida on that day. Haley, what's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you fi? Good? Are you good? Happy National

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Speaker 1: Florida Day? Thank you? And when's your birthday? June twenty eight?

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Speaker 1: June twenty eighth. Okay, have you ever been to Florida? Haley?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually from Florida. Okay, so then you yikes. Now,

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Speaker 1: since you're actually from Florida, let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: Is this offensive to Floridians or are you aware of

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Speaker 1: how weird it is? I am aware of how weird.

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Speaker 1: We're celebrating the weirdness, right, so anyway, here we go

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Speaker 1: June twenty eighth. Right, here's the top news story if

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Speaker 1: you google your name, your birthday and Florida, Florida man

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Speaker 1: back in jail after failing to pay TAXI that picked

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Speaker 1: him up from jail. That's funny, Haley, thank you for

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Speaker 1: calling call us up eighty at eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one. Text in four one six one. Tell

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Speaker 1: us what your birthday is, and we'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: weird thing happened in Florida on your birthday. Hey, April, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: happy National Florida Day. Whoa, whoa? When is your birthday?

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Speaker 1: My birthday is April twelve. April twelfth is April? Your

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Speaker 1: birthday is April twelfth. That's school I'm gooing right now,

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Speaker 1: all right, April twelfth, April. Here's the line. Florida man

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Speaker 1: threatens to raise a turtle army. Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 1: When we're giggling the day on different computers, we're getting

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Speaker 1: different versions of the same story. Have they arrested that man?

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Speaker 1: Or is he the head of a turtle army now?

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Speaker 1: Or is he available to come for an interview? Because

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Speaker 1: that is why I want to know how how he's

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Speaker 1: training these turtles for battle. I want to be part

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Speaker 1: of the turtle Army. Yes, I think I want to

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Speaker 1: move to Florida. Yeah. The Jewels show on demand