1
00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:14,000
Speaker 1: Hello, guys. I'm so excited to have this next conversation.

2
00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,920
Speaker 1: I feel like it's gonna be a good one. We

3
00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,279
Speaker 1: actually have some mutual friends, so that's always a good time.

4
00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,800
Speaker 1: Stay tuned. Just mere moments from now. Stay tuned. I'm

5
00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:33,920
Speaker 1: gonna be talking to Ali. So exciting mine. Don't spit

6
00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,200
Speaker 1: out your coffee. Do not do a spit take first,

7
00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm not doing just off, don't. It doesn't matter, it

8
00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,360
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter. Okay, relax,

9
00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,400
Speaker 1: sit back, relax, enjoy the show.

10
00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,640
Speaker 2: I'm so chilly. I'm so chill.

11
00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to sleep. Please, don't go to sleep.

12
00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,800
Speaker 1: I have to talk to you. Okay, guys, this is huge. Yeah,

13
00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,280
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you yet. I'm talking to the people.

14
00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,160
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the people.

15
00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,360
Speaker 1: My next guest is an actor and comedian who you

16
00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,920
Speaker 1: can see in season two of the hit comedy series

17
00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:14,160
Speaker 1: Deli Boys on Hulu, May twenty eighth. It's come on, yo, yeah, people,

18
00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,440
Speaker 1: that's get some energy.

19
00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:20,320
Speaker 2: Crazy And there's people right outside the glare. They're working. Yeah. Yeah,

20
00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,560
Speaker 2: the office people are pretending to be working, but they're

21
00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,960
Speaker 2: really just like, I can't believe he's here.

22
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,920
Speaker 1: He's here. They're flipping out. There were crowds outside when

23
00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:28,679
Speaker 1: I came in today.

24
00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, people are banging on the glass let me in.

25
00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,200
Speaker 1: How do you handle that?

26
00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,280
Speaker 2: It's tough.

27
00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.

28
00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,080
Speaker 2: I have to run run to an uber, even run

29
00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:37,559
Speaker 2: to an uber.

30
00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,920
Speaker 1: I have, but not because I'm being recognized. It's because

31
00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,479
Speaker 1: I called it too early and they're like sconds. You're

32
00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,360
Speaker 1: getting weight wait time charges, which respect but also really

33
00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,000
Speaker 1: does stress me.

34
00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:49,960
Speaker 2: It does stress you up.

35
00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want my ride to cost this much?

36
00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:52,360
Speaker 1: Please tip?

37
00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,720
Speaker 2: Do you ever do that thing where it goes? It's

38
00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,760
Speaker 2: a little bit cheaper if you wait fifteen minutes and

39
00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,960
Speaker 2: then you hit that and they go, he's he's in front.

40
00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,760
Speaker 1: I hate that. I do do that, yeah, and it

41
00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,920
Speaker 1: pisses me off and I can never get an uber.

42
00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm brushing my teeth, dude, right.

43
00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm still putting on my makeup? The fuck? Can you

44
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,560
Speaker 1: circle the block twenty two times? Us? If? Can I

45
00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,400
Speaker 1: ask you or what you want to say thanks to?

46
00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:18,959
Speaker 2: I want to say thanks to my co stars Porna,

47
00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,200
Speaker 2: Juggernutin and Sager Shake for making you know, working on

48
00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,280
Speaker 2: the show so fun and making you know, just all

49
00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,880
Speaker 2: anytime we go talk about the show or on the road,

50
00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,919
Speaker 2: it just feels like a fun vacation, you know.

51
00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,840
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a vibe shout out to them. Yeah, is

52
00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,800
Speaker 1: it like working? It looks like best friends.

53
00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,280
Speaker 2: It's the best. Oh, my goodness, because I've worked on

54
00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,280
Speaker 2: things where I'm like, it's a job. It's very clearly

55
00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,960
Speaker 2: this is a job. And then we say Okay, goodbye,

56
00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,640
Speaker 2: I'll see you later, and then you show up whatever,

57
00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,880
Speaker 2: we're not hanging out whatever, And this is like so fun.

58
00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,240
Speaker 2: So to be on a show that you actually like

59
00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,800
Speaker 2: and then you actually enjoy being with the people, like

60
00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,239
Speaker 2: we're in the same hotel having fun. Yeah, it's the best.

61
00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,200
Speaker 1: Oh, that makes me really happy. Do you guys have

62
00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,280
Speaker 1: any bits you can tell me about.

63
00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,720
Speaker 2: We have so many bits. We have so many bits.

64
00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,000
Speaker 2: We do a bit. There's this Bollywood movie Kubby Cushy

65
00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,560
Speaker 2: Cubby gum, and there's a song that goes, h kubby

66
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,639
Speaker 2: who'sh she hubby gum.

67
00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,160
Speaker 1: We can't pay for that, so don't do.

68
00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,720
Speaker 2: The show's over. By the way, guys, this is the

69
00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,480
Speaker 2: last episode of the show. You had to pay thirty

70
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,120
Speaker 2: million dollars.

71
00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,120
Speaker 1: This is the we wrapped it up.

72
00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,440
Speaker 2: And so whenever we're doing something so Porna's like Porna's

73
00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,440
Speaker 2: I never have it ever. And so like when people

74
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,480
Speaker 2: see porna, they're like, oh my god, you're like it's different.

75
00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,240
Speaker 2: When you're comedian, they go, you're funny, you're funny or funny,

76
00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,160
Speaker 2: but when they see someone goes drama, they go, oh

77
00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,360
Speaker 2: my god, you mean something to me. And so whenever

78
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,040
Speaker 2: they do that to her, she's like, very sweet. But

79
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,880
Speaker 2: then sometimes there will be people that are like kind

80
00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,640
Speaker 2: of a lot and so mean. Saga will look at

81
00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,000
Speaker 2: it like and then we'll make eye contact with her

82
00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,360
Speaker 2: and then we'll start singing the song and then she'd

83
00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,080
Speaker 2: be like, okay, okay, we gotta we gotta get out

84
00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,120
Speaker 2: of here. So we like we you know, we have

85
00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,880
Speaker 2: like little dumb bits like that. Yeah. We do a

86
00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,040
Speaker 2: lot of speaking in Hindian order to each other doing interviews. Okay,

87
00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,240
Speaker 2: like we're doing like red Carpet and we'll just randomly

88
00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,480
Speaker 2: be talking about the interview in another life.

89
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,320
Speaker 1: So you are talking about them.

90
00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,440
Speaker 2: It's the best, the best. It's oftentimes compliments.

91
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,440
Speaker 1: Okay, oh well that's nice. Google Translate's gonna get you.

92
00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,280
Speaker 1: I saw a person on threads say that they're using

93
00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,960
Speaker 1: They're using Google Translate everywhere they go.

94
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,320
Speaker 2: And you can't have anything now.

95
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,679
Speaker 1: The air, can't have your own land anything.

96
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,120
Speaker 2: Can I have my own language? Can I have a sidebar?

97
00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,360
Speaker 1: Can I have a sidebar with my friends?

98
00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,279
Speaker 2: They're like no, No. Zuckerberg wants to get his little

99
00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,479
Speaker 2: hands and his fohak or whatever, his litt mullet into everything.

100
00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,800
Speaker 2: He's got chains outside of the shirt, and that really

101
00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,359
Speaker 2: concerns me.

102
00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,080
Speaker 1: Who does that?

103
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,159
Speaker 2: Was the turn for Zuckerberg. Once he got there, Once

104
00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,320
Speaker 2: he got the chain outside the shirt, I'm like, this

105
00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,480
Speaker 2: guy is off the rails.

106
00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,680
Speaker 1: Do you wear chains ever?

107
00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,760
Speaker 2: I do, but I never wear them outside the shirt

108
00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,920
Speaker 2: outside unless it's like a thing where a sty this goes. Hey,

109
00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,360
Speaker 2: this seems to be outside the shirt.

110
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,000
Speaker 1: Okay, but why are you tucking?

111
00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,880
Speaker 2: I'm talking because I like the hint of it, the.

112
00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,600
Speaker 1: Hint of a chain.

113
00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,360
Speaker 2: I like the hint like a little like a little

114
00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,200
Speaker 2: bit right here, like a hint of like okay, it's

115
00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,480
Speaker 2: like a little bit of a thing. Okay, But when

116
00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,440
Speaker 2: it's out this is a different interview. Now, when it's

117
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,960
Speaker 2: this is a different interview. Yeah, put it back, put

118
00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,679
Speaker 2: it back. We can't be doing the chain. It's too early,

119
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,920
Speaker 2: I know, to have that chain out like that. Excuse

120
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,360
Speaker 2: me when I show up to a coffee shop and

121
00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,600
Speaker 2: chain's out in the morning. I was out last night.

122
00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,720
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, tuck that thing. Okay, tuck them on

123
00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,160
Speaker 1: the chain, you know. But also I know people tuck

124
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,039
Speaker 1: their chain because they want to get robbed. Oh this

125
00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,800
Speaker 1: is not but to tuck the chain because you're about

126
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:40,480
Speaker 1: to get in a fight.

127
00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,720
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah that ladies.

128
00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,360
Speaker 1: Take the earrings off. The men took the chain.

129
00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,280
Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a situation where you needed

130
00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,200
Speaker 2: to take your earrings off?

131
00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,360
Speaker 1: Yes, because the material is fake and it's making my ears.

132
00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,800
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's never for a fight, but never for

133
00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:54,720
Speaker 2: it because you're allergic.

134
00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,920
Speaker 1: Because I'm not bringing an allergic reaction and my ears

135
00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:02,240
Speaker 1: are itching and bleeding. Yes, ye, desperately like nine one one,

136
00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,160
Speaker 1: we need to take these up. That has happened. But

137
00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,240
Speaker 1: for a fight. No. Have you ever had to tuck

138
00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,560
Speaker 1: your chain because you're about to fight?

139
00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,560
Speaker 2: No, people don't really want to fight me. No, And

140
00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,440
Speaker 2: I think like when I was young, I was like

141
00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,400
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I had friends who people

142
00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,440
Speaker 2: were like, man, I want to kick that guy. I'm

143
00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,480
Speaker 2: going to fight you dude, Like they felt like, oh,

144
00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm being threatened right now just by your existence.

145
00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

146
00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,120
Speaker 2: I never had that, And as a kid sometimes I

147
00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,640
Speaker 2: would think like, man, that'd be kind of.

148
00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,240
Speaker 1: Cool if somebody wanted to fight me.

149
00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,600
Speaker 2: Or was threatened by me. And then as you get older,

150
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,280
Speaker 2: you go, actually, that's a huge liability it is to

151
00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,960
Speaker 2: be walking around and people like had a friend Chris

152
00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,760
Speaker 2: when I was in high school who was like just

153
00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,520
Speaker 2: like a tall, big guy, and for some reason, every

154
00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,800
Speaker 2: time he went somewhere, some other dude would be like,

155
00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:43,960
Speaker 2: I want to fight this guy just because he was

156
00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,599
Speaker 2: a big dude.

157
00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,400
Speaker 1: But was he like a teddy bear sweetersh guy? That's

158
00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,160
Speaker 1: that's always the case. Where did you grow up.

159
00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,279
Speaker 2: A group in Phoenix, Arizona?

160
00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:51,960
Speaker 1: Phoenix?

161
00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad got a job there. All my relatives

162
00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,400
Speaker 2: live in in the Midwest, like Chicago, Wisconsin, and my

163
00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,920
Speaker 2: dad got a job in Phoenix. So we grew up

164
00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,360
Speaker 2: just we were the only that's it, you.

165
00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:02,880
Speaker 1: Were the only.

166
00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,240
Speaker 2: We were the only. You film you.

167
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,560
Speaker 1: Say the rest, the only we were the only. Okay, wait,

168
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,920
Speaker 1: did you have siblings.

169
00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,400
Speaker 2: I have three older brothers. Yeah, mother's I feel so

170
00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,600
Speaker 2: bad for my mom. All boys, four boys and a dad.

171
00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:25,160
Speaker 2: So it's five dudes. Oh mom is a g So

172
00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,240
Speaker 2: I kind of had to be that that kid who

173
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,400
Speaker 2: was like, I'll go with you.

174
00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like her pocket book. Yeah, I'll go

175
00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,560
Speaker 1: with you. Oh your are you her favorite?

176
00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,120
Speaker 2: Probably? Honestly, come on, we can't do that. You can't

177
00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,280
Speaker 2: do that.

178
00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,000
Speaker 1: I want to. I mean, come on, it's between me

179
00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,200
Speaker 1: and you.

180
00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, between me and you.

181
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,800
Speaker 1: You're you're her favorite for sure, right, my baby? Are you?

182
00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,320
Speaker 1: Of course I'm the youngest as well.

183
00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,120
Speaker 2: I have three Oh so we're both of four, yes, exactly.

184
00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:54,880
Speaker 2: That's the spread.

185
00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,840
Speaker 1: The spread is two boys, two girls, and so it

186
00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,760
Speaker 1: was boy girl boy girl parents dream. I mean, can

187
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,640
Speaker 1: you imagine, Oh my god, it's the best. Are you

188
00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,480
Speaker 1: super sensitive?

189
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

190
00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,240
Speaker 1: Yes? How does that compare to your siblings? Where do

191
00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:10,640
Speaker 1: they fall?

192
00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,320
Speaker 2: I think I'm sensitive to people's feelings, meaning like when

193
00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,720
Speaker 2: I was growing up, it was a lot of like

194
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,120
Speaker 2: I think I realized later on that I was probably

195
00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,400
Speaker 2: like my mom's therapist a little bit, you know what

196
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,080
Speaker 2: I mean, Like I was a soundboard.

197
00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,360
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, do you go to therapy now? Yeah, and

198
00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,000
Speaker 1: have you guys ever addressed in therapy. The fact that

199
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,199
Speaker 1: you were maybe your mom's therapist is not a bad thing,

200
00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:32,760
Speaker 1: good thing.

201
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,360
Speaker 2: I think it was a neutral thing. I think it

202
00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,280
Speaker 2: wasn't in the sense of like, hey, I'm putting this

203
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,080
Speaker 2: all on you.

204
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:40,400
Speaker 1: Sure.

205
00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,439
Speaker 2: It was more of like, hey, I'm just going to

206
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,439
Speaker 2: tell you because you're here. Yeah, I'm just going to

207
00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,679
Speaker 2: tell you what's popping off in my life kind of thing.

208
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,319
Speaker 2: But it wasn't like, this is your responsibility. You need

209
00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:54,560
Speaker 2: to help you gotta help me, kid, you got I know,

210
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,160
Speaker 2: you don't have a license. You got to drive me

211
00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:56,600
Speaker 2: to work.

212
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,960
Speaker 1: I have three other kids. You see how they act.

213
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,880
Speaker 1: You see how your father acts.

214
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,040
Speaker 2: Right right outside the door, and you're the only person.

215
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,200
Speaker 1: What was your relationship like with your dad growing up?

216
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:12,480
Speaker 2: Great? What a fun guy, what a fun interesting you know,

217
00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,800
Speaker 2: in hindsight, I mean he's still alive. I shouldn't say

218
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:19,920
Speaker 2: in hindsight, but but just a fun dude. But to

219
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,400
Speaker 2: be in a marriage, I mean he was very much

220
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,800
Speaker 2: outside of the norm of what a normal husband would be.

221
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,680
Speaker 2: He had a regular job, got laid off, then took

222
00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,559
Speaker 2: all of his savings and went to southern California and

223
00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:38,439
Speaker 2: went to where they quarantined animals being brought into America.

224
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,560
Speaker 2: So you can't bring in animals where they got quarantined.

225
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,720
Speaker 2: They're auctioning. They were auctioning them off. And my dad

226
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,440
Speaker 2: just bought a bunch of birds, like jungle birds, and

227
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,679
Speaker 2: so then he bought and sold jungle That was our

228
00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,160
Speaker 2: family business for like.

229
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,600
Speaker 1: So you guys were living in southern California, we.

230
00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:02,000
Speaker 2: Were living minivan, drove by himself, came back with a

231
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,719
Speaker 2: bunch of jungle birds, and my mom was like, why

232
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,880
Speaker 2: did you not tell me about this?

233
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,880
Speaker 1: He did it. He took the family van. It was

234
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,439
Speaker 1: for the kids.

235
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, trust me, this is a good

236
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,080
Speaker 2: business to sell to jungle birds, macaws, cockatoo's.

237
00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,679
Speaker 1: Oh dad.

238
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,319
Speaker 2: So then we did that as like a full business

239
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,880
Speaker 2: for like ten fifteen years, and we all had little jobs.

240
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,760
Speaker 1: What was your job?

241
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,440
Speaker 2: My job was to tame the birds because I have

242
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,640
Speaker 2: like a like a animals are like cool with me.

243
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,880
Speaker 2: They know I'm not the guy they hated my dad.

244
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,480
Speaker 2: They're like you, you're the reason reason I'm in this cage.

245
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,280
Speaker 2: I hate you. But for me, they were like I

246
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,960
Speaker 2: would just every day I would come home from school

247
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,800
Speaker 2: and then I would do this and then they would

248
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,160
Speaker 2: like stand on my.

249
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,600
Speaker 1: Fingers, Oh oh eat, okay okay.

250
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,640
Speaker 2: And that was my job to like so they would

251
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,840
Speaker 2: be you know, used to human touch. Yeah, that was

252
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,160
Speaker 2: my deal. So after school I'd come home, we bought

253
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:52,600
Speaker 2: a zoo.

254
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,920
Speaker 1: Basically, I'm like, I have you should see my brain

255
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,880
Speaker 1: doing the math. I'm like, I have so many I

256
00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,839
Speaker 1: don't know where to begin.

257
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,600
Speaker 2: It was something called we would go to something called

258
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,360
Speaker 2: bird Mart, which was basically the comic con of birds.

259
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,000
Speaker 1: When where did it happen.

260
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,920
Speaker 2: In Phoenix in downtown in the big convention center. Yeah,

261
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,000
Speaker 2: And we'd go there and everyone bring there. You bring

262
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,800
Speaker 2: your best fucking birds, You bring your bomb ass all

263
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,840
Speaker 2: your baddy ass birds. You bring them to the convention center.

264
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:22,840
Speaker 2: And other people who odd people yeah, would come and

265
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,360
Speaker 2: uh they would you know, die hard bird people. They

266
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,880
Speaker 2: would come there, and people would buy birds and and

267
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,200
Speaker 2: it's all over this spectrum. My favorite part about going

268
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,360
Speaker 2: to Birdmark is inevitably a bird would get out, sure,

269
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,280
Speaker 2: and then you see a bunch of like grown ass

270
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,520
Speaker 2: men with like nets on like fifty foot poles, just

271
00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:40,280
Speaker 2: like trying.

272
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,360
Speaker 1: To try, but indoors it was into conventions.

273
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,560
Speaker 2: And a bird just like on a beam being like

274
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,319
Speaker 2: I'm free, I'm free, and you're never going to get

275
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,040
Speaker 2: a hold of me, dude, And the guy's like, that's

276
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,480
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars. That's four hundred dollars on that light

277
00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,520
Speaker 2: right there. Let the birds live the birds.

278
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,080
Speaker 1: Did a bird ever get free? And then like get

279
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,080
Speaker 1: for real free, like I'm in the sky now.

280
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,680
Speaker 2: Uh. Yes. It's usually not a great thing because if

281
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,640
Speaker 2: they've grown up domesticated, they don't have the skill set

282
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,760
Speaker 2: to survive unless they leave in a group, like in

283
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,440
Speaker 2: California there are groups of like birds that have like

284
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,920
Speaker 2: just escaped or left or whatever. But if they can

285
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,520
Speaker 2: find like a pod to be with, then they'll be fine.

286
00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,480
Speaker 2: But if it's just one guy out there by himself,

287
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,280
Speaker 2: it's pretty tough because they're like, you're getting served meals

288
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,920
Speaker 2: every day, How are you? What are you gonna do?

289
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,640
Speaker 2: The streets are tough, Okay, the streets are tough.

290
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,320
Speaker 1: The skies guys are tough.

291
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,600
Speaker 2: So he did that for a while and then he

292
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,200
Speaker 2: got out of that. He took he took the money

293
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,520
Speaker 2: he made from that, and by the way, were not

294
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,959
Speaker 2: declaring any of this money.

295
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,000
Speaker 1: It was it was a legal money.

296
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,800
Speaker 2: This is a table. It was underneath it.

297
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,520
Speaker 1: It was under there.

298
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,240
Speaker 2: It was under that.

299
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:48,600
Speaker 1: Oa.

300
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,480
Speaker 2: Wait, so there. My mom had a regular job. My

301
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,120
Speaker 2: mom's a respiratory therapist, and she was working at a hospital,

302
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,840
Speaker 2: working in the nikkey with little babies, little premium babies.

303
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,679
Speaker 2: So she had the the the job that got us

304
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,040
Speaker 2: healthcare and all that. And then my dad's like, what

305
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,520
Speaker 2: if I just funneled a little bit?

306
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,080
Speaker 1: Did he have a side job that was more legit?

307
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,800
Speaker 2: No, it was just that Okay, it was just because

308
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:17,280
Speaker 2: the birds. At that time, this was like when like

309
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,559
Speaker 2: the late nineties. This was like the last time Americans

310
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,640
Speaker 2: had money, is what he was telling, Like he tells

311
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,199
Speaker 2: me now is like that was the last time Americans

312
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,439
Speaker 2: had like extra money. And so that's when people were

313
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,240
Speaker 2: getting this. Like when Mike Tyson had a tiger. Yeah,

314
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,840
Speaker 2: that one lady went on Oprah and said I had

315
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,200
Speaker 2: a monkey, and it turned on me.

316
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,680
Speaker 1: He was supposed to have the monkey didn't turn on

317
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,040
Speaker 1: you just realized I don't like this bitch. Yeah, Like

318
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,080
Speaker 1: I want to go home.

319
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,920
Speaker 2: I want to live in a one bedroom apartment, like

320
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,800
Speaker 2: your place, and.

321
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,040
Speaker 1: Maybe if she had a nicer place, it wouldn't have

322
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,800
Speaker 1: turned I don't know.

323
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,079
Speaker 2: So this was like the last time where people were

324
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,520
Speaker 2: like I'm over dogs and cats. They're like, give me something,

325
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:55,520
Speaker 2: give me a sugar glider.

326
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,320
Speaker 1: Wow.

327
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,200
Speaker 2: So it was that time he got in at the

328
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,600
Speaker 2: right time. People were like, yeah, I want a jungle bird.

329
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

330
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,880
Speaker 2: And it was the first time I had ever met

331
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,320
Speaker 2: people that work in the arts who were balling. I

332
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760
Speaker 2: met this lady. She bought like a bird for like

333
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,640
Speaker 2: three grand and my dad was like, what do you

334
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,440
Speaker 2: do and she was like, oh, I write country songs.

335
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:15,480
Speaker 1: Wow.

336
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,480
Speaker 2: Oh, She'd write songs for all these big country artists,

337
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,160
Speaker 2: and she was balling. We went to her house. She

338
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,600
Speaker 2: had a house and like the the front of her

339
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,760
Speaker 2: house was like this gigantic glass. The top was open.

340
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,000
Speaker 2: It was like this glass, like almost like aviary thing

341
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,160
Speaker 2: in the front of her house.

342
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:30,720
Speaker 1: Wow.

343
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,920
Speaker 2: So she had all these beautiful birds living in this.

344
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,040
Speaker 2: It was the most insane thing I had ever seen.

345
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:36,560
Speaker 1: Stunning.

346
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

347
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,720
Speaker 1: Maybe shouldn't be the case, but stunning.

348
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,760
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely stunning.

349
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,920
Speaker 1: Were you telling people at school what your dad did

350
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,600
Speaker 1: given that it was under this table, No no, you were

351
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,400
Speaker 1: allowed to say yeah. So it wasn't like it was

352
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,040
Speaker 1: like legal.

353
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,760
Speaker 2: It was just like, I mean, we also lived in

354
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,920
Speaker 2: a neighborhood where everybody was kind of doing stuff on it.

355
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,840
Speaker 2: Everybody had some other type of job.

356
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,800
Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing. Anyone's parents craziest.

357
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,920
Speaker 2: I mean, we definitely were the easiest. But there are

358
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,400
Speaker 2: people like, like, you know, there was like somebody's dad

359
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,800
Speaker 2: was like selling drugs or whatever.

360
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,360
Speaker 1: Likely casually, yeah, you.

361
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,240
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, like whatever. But I remember bringing

362
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,960
Speaker 2: to like show and Tell day at school. I was

363
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,880
Speaker 2: always flexing. But the birds, oh you brought? Oh you

364
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,160
Speaker 2: have a you have a lizard like the ship out

365
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,000
Speaker 2: so you can speak three languages.

366
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,480
Speaker 1: So were you the cool kid at school?

367
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:28,560
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't help. But I love the confidence.

368
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh here's my bird.

369
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,480
Speaker 2: You ever see Steve Irwin's kids walking around?

370
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,800
Speaker 1: I haven't not personally.

371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,080
Speaker 2: You gotta get out. They're like proud, Yeah, they're like, yeah,

372
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,200
Speaker 2: we're animal people. Yeah that's how I felt.

373
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,880
Speaker 1: That's how you and so did you get picked on

374
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:44,480
Speaker 1: at all?

375
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,080
Speaker 2: Like brown stuff? Oh that's not fun. You were the

376
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,120
Speaker 2: only Yeah that's not fun.

377
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,080
Speaker 1: That's not fun.

378
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,280
Speaker 2: It turns yeah, it wasn't like, hey, four eyes they

379
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,160
Speaker 2: went straight to that's sure.

380
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was Phoenix, Arizona.

381
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, nineties, early two thousands. Yeah.

382
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I'm sorry that happened here.

383
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,720
Speaker 2: Like I'm here, I'm up to this and that makes

384
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,080
Speaker 2: it work.

385
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,800
Speaker 1: I hate that for you, but I mean I feel

386
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,720
Speaker 1: like a lot of people can relate to that experience.

387
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

388
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,400
Speaker 1: Where do you think you got your comedic sensibility?

389
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:24,400
Speaker 2: Probably from my dad and my uh and my brothers. Yeah, yeah,

390
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,480
Speaker 2: silly people.

391
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,120
Speaker 1: Are your brothers in the industry in anyway.

392
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,360
Speaker 2: Ship, one of my brothers is my manager. Really, he's

393
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,480
Speaker 2: a manager of my whole life.

394
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,000
Speaker 1: How does that work?

395
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,880
Speaker 2: That's the best. He used to work in finance. And

396
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,600
Speaker 2: when I lived in Chicago, when I went to college

397
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,280
Speaker 2: in Chicago, he's working in finance, and I was doing

398
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,760
Speaker 2: little gigs and stuff like that, and uh, you're gonna

399
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,240
Speaker 2: love this. So this is crazy. So he when he

400
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,360
Speaker 2: was working in finance. He remember one time he asked me,

401
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,920
Speaker 2: I was like doing zanies and stuff like that Chicago,

402
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,840
Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, man, so like you should

403
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,400
Speaker 2: do gigs at colleges. I remember I was in college.

404
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,280
Speaker 2: People would come and perform and like the money was

405
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,080
Speaker 2: like really good because like you're making what twenty bucks

406
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,000
Speaker 2: here in the city. And I was like, yeah, I

407
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,480
Speaker 2: really want to do colleges. You know, I have to

408
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,159
Speaker 2: get like a good tape and then have to submit

409
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,600
Speaker 2: it to a college agent and whatever whatever. And he goes, yeah, Okay,

410
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,600
Speaker 2: how are you gonna meet these college agents when I go,

411
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, I have this good tape. I got

412
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,560
Speaker 2: to like, you know, be out in the streets. I

413
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,879
Speaker 2: got to meet people whatever. And he's like, you know,

414
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,400
Speaker 2: when I was in college, people would just call sometimes.

415
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,560
Speaker 2: It would just sometimes we would just get calls because

416
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,480
Speaker 2: he was like on an activities board kind of thing,

417
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,679
Speaker 2: and they would like pitch their people, and then we

418
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,520
Speaker 2: kind of like looked at each other and we're like,

419
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,840
Speaker 2: oh shit. And I went to the library at school

420
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,120
Speaker 2: and I googled all of the like activities people at

421
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,159
Speaker 2: every single college that was like within like a drive

422
00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:47,920
Speaker 2: or a train from Chicago, and I gave him the list.

423
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,600
Speaker 2: And then every day at work during his corporate job,

424
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,439
Speaker 2: at lunch, he would call and just pretend to be

425
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,760
Speaker 2: working at a company. So he would call you and

426
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,720
Speaker 2: be like, hey youre I go, yeah, you work at

427
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,880
Speaker 2: Central Indiana University. I'm just wondering if you booked out

428
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,040
Speaker 2: all the entertainment for the year and you'd be like, no,

429
00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,439
Speaker 2: not fully and be like, are you interested in like

430
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,160
Speaker 2: maybe comedians, and they would always say yes because it's

431
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,480
Speaker 2: such an easy setup. It's one microphone, whatever, whatever. It's

432
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,720
Speaker 2: not like booking a whole band. And he'd be like, listen,

433
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,439
Speaker 2: this is the greatest thing. He'd be like, listen, I

434
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,680
Speaker 2: have a lot of big clients. I have Dave Chappelle,

435
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:24,080
Speaker 2: Jerry seinfhone, you know what I mean. And then he'd

436
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,520
Speaker 2: do this. He'd be like, you don't want them, and

437
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,439
Speaker 2: they'd be like, oh, I don't because I feel like

438
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,080
Speaker 2: I really would.

439
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,240
Speaker 1: I kind of really do Central Indiana University.

440
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,480
Speaker 2: And then then he'd be like he'd be like, here's

441
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,320
Speaker 2: why you don't want them, Like between us, which is

442
00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:42,200
Speaker 2: such a good salesman.

443
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:45,800
Speaker 1: They're not.

444
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:49,720
Speaker 2: I'm sorry they pipe in the last man. Between us. No, No,

445
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,000
Speaker 2: he would be like, between us, these people are so

446
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,960
Speaker 2: famous at like if they get invited to a party,

447
00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:01,040
Speaker 2: guess who they're going to cancel on you? And then

448
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,120
Speaker 2: he's putting smut on their names. But it's genius, because

449
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,560
Speaker 2: then he'd be like, but you know who I do have.

450
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,560
Speaker 2: I have this young guy who's in college right now

451
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,520
Speaker 2: you can connect with the kids. And he's already on tour.

452
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,520
Speaker 2: I wasn't on tour. There was no tour, was never

453
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 2: even a hit to the tour. But he's like, he's

454
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,240
Speaker 2: on tour. I'm going to send you his tape. Yeah,

455
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,679
Speaker 2: And you know what, because he's on tour, I'm going

456
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,760
Speaker 2: to give you reduced fee because he's already like you

457
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 2: don't have to get his flight or anything like that.

458
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,439
Speaker 1: Wow.

459
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,679
Speaker 2: And I booked so many schools doing that.

460
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

461
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,359
Speaker 2: And I went on a proper tour yeah. And I

462
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,639
Speaker 2: would just get on the train, greyhound, whatever, and I

463
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,439
Speaker 2: would get there and my tape was good, and I booked.

464
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 2: And then through that a collegation was like, hey, who's

465
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,639
Speaker 2: this guy doing thirty college gigs that throughout, you know,

466
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,960
Speaker 2: not having like a proper whatever. And then so I

467
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,159
Speaker 2: got a proper collegation and then I toured whatever. And

468
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,359
Speaker 2: then through that my brother's like, wait a minute, this

469
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,240
Speaker 2: whole business is crazy. You know, you know, you don't

470
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,919
Speaker 2: even need a degree to be an agent or a man.

471
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 1: Turns out.

472
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,760
Speaker 2: You can drop out of the fifth grade and if

473
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 2: you got the right client, you could be a gazillion there.

474
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,639
Speaker 1: So you don't even need a degree to own Facebook.

475
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,160
Speaker 2: You don't get your chain out of your shirt. Get

476
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 2: your chain out of.

477
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,840
Speaker 1: Your shirt and go make some fucking phone calls.

478
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 2: I designed these new creep glasses where you're recording everything.

479
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 1: No conversation is private.

480
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 2: And I can translate everything no sidecards.

481
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 1: That was brilliant of your brother.

482
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 2: And then and he started then when I moved to

483
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 2: La he was we were so good at working together.

484
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,880
Speaker 2: My management that I had the time was like, hey man,

485
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 2: you just want to work with us. And then that's

486
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 2: how he started working in a proper company. And then

487
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 2: he was like, fuck this, I want to go independent.

488
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,639
Speaker 2: He created his own company and he's had some of

489
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 2: the same clients for like ten plus years. I'm not

490
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 2: the only guy and they're all doing great, okay. And

491
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 2: then he is now working at a proper company. He

492
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 2: got like poached during COVID. They're like, hey man, you're

493
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,199
Speaker 2: you're doing really great just on your like as an

494
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 2: independent thing. You and your friend you're do you want

495
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,680
Speaker 2: to come work with us?

496
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 1: Damn? That is brilliant.

497
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 2: It's that immigrant hustle.

498
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: Shit, it is that hustle. But you know, here's the

499
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 1: thing is, people you can the thing about a phone call,

500
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 1: which I'm petitioning to bring phone calls back.

501
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,680
Speaker 2: Got to bring phone calls.

502
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 1: Let's bring phone calls back.

503
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 2: Yep.

504
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 1: I like a phone call. I even I even enjoy

505
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 1: a cold call. You never know out of the blue. Yeah,

506
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 1: why not. I'll pick up if I'm free, And if

507
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 1: I won't, it's gonna go to voicemail.

508
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 2: You'll leave one, yeah yeah, leave a message yeah.

509
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 1: Or you'll send a text yeah yeah yeah. Let's bring

510
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 1: phone calls back.

511
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: And you've been scammed a lot because of this.

512
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 1: I actually have been scammed because I placed an outgoing call.

513
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 1: It's the wrong number. But that's really traumatic for me,

514
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk about it. I gave

515
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 1: a man and Kenya a lot of money. He got

516
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: me good. That's okay, that's okay.

517
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 2: Hey, it still guess it counts for charity in a way.

518
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 2: It just talks right up.

519
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 1: I was yelling at him too whole time. He's like, bitch,

520
00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: you don't know that I am stealing your money. He's like,

521
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: be mad cucumber. I am, I've got your car number,

522
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 1: and your money is getting fined.

523
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 2: I know your mother's maiden name. Say all the shit

524
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 2: you want to say.

525
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: Tell me whatever, girl, as long as this money comes through.

526
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: One of my favorite scams. Oh, it's not my favorite.

527
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm mad that it happened to me. But the biggest

528
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: scam that sticks out to me is I moved to

529
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 2: LA and right when I moved to LA, I had

530
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: this old Honda Cord that was like on its last leg.

531
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 2: I drove it from Chicago to LA. I was like,

532
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 2: you know, going to shows, doing open mics whatever. And

533
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 2: I remember i'd done the show and it was like

534
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: one o'clock in the morning and I locked my keys

535
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 2: in the car and I was like, oh shit, fuck,

536
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 2: Like what am I gonna do? And I didn't have

537
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: triple A or anything. I couldn't even afford that, And

538
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 2: so I went on the internet. I just like went

539
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: on Craigslist or whatever, you know what I mean. And

540
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, Locksmith, and I knew. You know

541
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: when you feel in your heart where you were like

542
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 2: this is a scam, before this scam has even started,

543
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 2: you feel in your gut, this where you go this

544
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: is a scam. Yeah, yeah, so a guy. I talked

545
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: to the guy. He was like, yeah, I can come

546
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 2: fix it. It's super gregarious. On the phone. By the way,

547
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 2: a locksmith. Yeah, they're not known to have personality. That

548
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 2: should have been my first whatever flag. He was like, yeah,

549
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 2: how are you? Don't say how are you? Huge mistake

550
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: if you're hiring a locksmith and say how are you.

551
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: If they're checking in emotionally you're about to lose everything.

552
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: And don't sound like they're just burdened, then that's not

553
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: a good They're.

554
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: Not breathing hard for three seconds before they say hello,

555
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 2: you're getting scammed.

556
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

557
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 2: And so the guy shows up two cars. He has

558
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: two cars, Two groups of people come out both cars.

559
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 2: Who's eight people total? Eight dudes. I was like, oh man, oh.

560
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 1: Manuk my chain, you.

561
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: Gotta put that right back it. This is seven people

562
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 2: too many for this job. And they were just like

563
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: I was like, what happened to all about the Hey,

564
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 2: how are you?

565
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: What happened? I thought we were from stressed. What happened?

566
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 2: What happened? And on the phone he said it was

567
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 2: only going to be a one hundred bucks And I

568
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 2: was like even then that sounds a lot, but I

569
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: get it.

570
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: Did he tell you cash only?

571
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 2: Yeah?

572
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh so he knows you got cash yeah?

573
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he gets there, he opens up the door

574
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 2: in almost less than a second. It literally was the

575
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: fastest thing I've ever seen in my life. Then there's

576
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: eight guys and he goes, I go, oh, yeah, so

577
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 2: it's like a hundred bucks, right, and he goes, it's

578
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: four hundred bucks, And I go, man, I have two

579
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 2: choices here. I have the human choice or the movie choice. Right.

580
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 2: The movie choice is, Hey, you can't do that to me. Hey,

581
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 2: how dare you? There's there's right, and there's wrong?

582
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: Eight people? Hey, eight people.

583
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: Inside yourself who raised you? Yeah, how dare you do

584
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 2: this to me? You know this is wrong? And I'm

585
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: gonna I don't care if you beat me up. And

586
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 2: the reality was these guys are gonna kill me.

587
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

588
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 2: So then I was like, I don't have that much money.

589
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 2: And then they're like, you got to go to an

590
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 2: at and they this is all you know, a scammer.

591
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: A scammer knows where ATMs are. He's like, there's an

592
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 2: ATM two blocks from here.

593
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: Oh, so they escorted.

594
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 2: You, and it was like you ever see like a

595
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: diplomat convoy. Yeah, So they did this thing where I

596
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: was driving my Honda and there's one car in front

597
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: of me and one car behind me, and they drove

598
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 2: me to this parking lot and then I got and

599
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: I walked up to the ATM and I took four

600
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 2: hundred bucks out and I handed it and they were

601
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 2: looming and I did this, I did this, give me everything.

602
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: But I did that like that was doing anything. And

603
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: I gave him the money and he was like, you're

604
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: a good man. You're your mother's favorite someone I can

605
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 2: tell you. But then I was thinking, like, it's eight

606
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: guys dividing four hundred dollars. This is not a good business.

607
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: No, you should have asked for more.

608
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 2: You should have asked for more. It's not even that

609
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: much money.

610
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: It's not that much money.

611
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: But I think it was one of those things of

612
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 2: like they were probably hanging out somewhere and they're like, hey, man,

613
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go scam this guy real quick. You guys

614
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 2: want to roll through, we'll hit up David Busters after this,

615
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: you know, me will get some token money.

616
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: I was just shocked by that, because that's really what

617
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 1: is that fifty bus.

618
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 2: Fifty bucks a person.

619
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: What are we doing? What do you think they do

620
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: with that fifty I.

621
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: Don't know, get an entree, maybe a drink. That's it.

622
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 2: We can't all get appetizers. Really got fifty bucks? What

623
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 2: they're sharing they're doing family styles, say appetizer.

624
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: They went to a family style of the restaurant, and.

625
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: The restaurant was like, these guys are close, yeah, in

626
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 2: their pan cash they're paying cash. Yeah. Yeah, But I

627
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: feel like every time you move to a big city

628
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: and you have to get scammed, that's just part of

629
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: the right of pastors.

630
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: How many times have you been towed toad once?

631
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 2: I've only been toad once, and that's because like the

632
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 2: battery died.

633
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: Oh so you left your car park somewhere.

634
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: And the battery died, and it's like, all right, well.

635
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: Now you gotta get to Do you have triple A now?

636
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 2: Because I of course, of course, yeah, yeah, I've had

637
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: it for years.

638
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 1: Okay after how soon did you get triple A?

639
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 2: Pretty immediately? Okay the moment I made money, Yeah, it

640
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: was like one of the first things I'm gonna do

641
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 2: is get.

642
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Triple What else did you do with your money when

643
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: you first.

644
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: Got money, I held on to it. I'm like good

645
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 2: with I was like, because I grew up the way

646
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 2: I grew up. I was like, I'm very it's hard

647
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: to get me away from my money.

648
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's something you will splur John.

649
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: I will spend money on, Like if I'm with people,

650
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: I like, I will spend money on food.

651
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: We should go eat after this.

652
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: I would love to. I would love to. You have

653
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: a rooftop. You're pulling up rooftops, the most.

654
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: Expensive rooftop, my agent.

655
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: You know what I like? I like eating at court side, Yeah,

656
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: court side.

657
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: It's not a restaurant at MSG during the playoffs.

658
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: During the playoffs Game seven, Court eight, I love a pretzel. Hey,

659
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: you know I love a pretzel. Okay, so you go

660
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: splurge on friends. I'll slurge on on friends, on food.

661
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: I like traveling. I don't get a ton of time

662
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 2: to do it, but I love like I was working

663
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: in London and I like flew my mom oute. I

664
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: had like such a fun time. It's just like because

665
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: she never got to go, and she's like I was

666
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 2: supposed to go after I got married India and I

667
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: never got to go, And I was like, come out.

668
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: I got you your favorite kid just out there, just

669
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: in the streets.

670
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: Did you guys go eat it?

671
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 2: Get an umbrella?

672
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: And the British people were like, why are these guys

673
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: dancing dude London.

674
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: It's like, you don't get it.

675
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: You don't get it. Married it didn't happen, but you.

676
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: Don't even know the backstory.

677
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: You don't even know. So what I'm dancing. Have you

678
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: guys been to Jim Conna?

679
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: Yes, let me come on tell him.

680
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: Jim conn the Jim Conna. So I went to London.

681
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to London and my cousins

682
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: are British live in London. They would always come visit us.

683
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: And then finally I was like, that's crazy. I've never

684
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: been and I've like not immediate family, but family I

685
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: see regularly that they're there. So I was supposed to

686
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: go March twenty twenty. As you can imagine, I did cancel.

687
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.

688
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: And so then like two years later I went, I'm

689
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: asking people for food recommendations for some reason, not asking

690
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: my cousins, but I'm asking other people who've been to London.

691
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: And the most unlikely candidate, Michael Cha says to me,

692
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: who's pretty glib about most things. Yeah, Conna as like,

693
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. I don't like. That's probably a

694
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: bad recommendation, best meal of my life from an unlikely

695
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: sore likely Yes, recommended by it. I was like so good.

696
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: And now they have what is it Ambassadors Club here in.

697
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: New York City? Yes, yes, I've been there.

698
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: Haven't been? I would like to go interesting. Since you

699
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: splurt on friends, let's go, let's go, let's go. You've

700
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: already told the people of the podcast that you would

701
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: splurge on friends and you would splurge on me, So

702
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

703
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: Is that gonna be the title of this episode? Blur

704
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: blurge on me, which sounds sounds bad bad, that's gonna

705
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: get clicks. It's gonna get that is gonna get clicks.

706
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: Slurge on me, and that's gonna be my spinoff podcast.

707
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Splurge on me. I want you to splurge all over Yeah.

708
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: Ye, splurge, Yes, splurge on me, slurge in me, sirch

709
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: on me? Okay, is it weird? Okay? Yes?

710
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: Sound off in the comments chat, let's go crazy? Are

711
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: we splurging on me? Or what.

712
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: It is? Weird, but anyway, that's okay. So that's the

713
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: things you gonna spend on. Are you big? Like, are

714
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: you financially wise?

715
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I'm I. I could be smarter with

716
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: it as far as like investments and things, but I

717
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: am proud of the fact that I have. I have

718
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: not blown it. I'm not like I have friends who

719
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: are like, I made it and then I lost it

720
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 2: all and I'm starting up again, and I'm like, I

721
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: do not have the ability. I don't think i'd have

722
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: the ability to to get out of that. I feel

723
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: like if I made it and lost it all, I'd

724
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 2: be like, I'm bad. Guys, I'm out. I'm gonna get

725
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: a regular job. On the regular job would.

726
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: You get if you were to have to get At this.

727
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: Point, I've thought about this a lot. Okay, So have

728
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 2: two options. One option is so like my my family's Muslim,

729
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: I could do that move of like I can be like, hey,

730
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: you know I was in Hollywood, nasty place. Now I'm

731
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: back with God, and people would be like, I want

732
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: my kids to see this guy. He's an inspirational speaker.

733
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: Oh, get that.

734
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: Scam gone, Get that scam gone.

735
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: The Muslim Tony Robbers, and I'll be like.

736
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, I worked in Marvel, but there's nothing marvelous about it.

737
00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 2: Dark place, ready to place. Imagine me all white suit.

738
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm buying.

739
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm going to listen to him speak. Uh

740
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: huh huh.

741
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 1: But is it? Then? Would the whole thing be that,

742
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: like what you need is God? That would be the

743
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay, that's option one.

744
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: Option to option two is I go to a community

745
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 2: college and I teach acting.

746
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: Wow, but why not a university? Why are you saying

747
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: community college?

748
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: Because I feel like I'm not going to get I'm

749
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: not going to get my job. Will never be at

750
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 2: risk at a community college with my credits, I'm running

751
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: that community college.

752
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're dean all of a sudden.

753
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: At a university, somebody could pop in yeah and be like, hey,

754
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: this man does not have a theater degree. Why is

755
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: he You can't give him tenure at a community could

756
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: be going through a rough patch and be like, hey, man,

757
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: I want to teach at this university. I'm I'm gone.

758
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: You're gone. Okay, but community college, she's not going to

759
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: community might.

760
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: Rename it after me. On the whole the theater the

761
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: odds le Theater for the Arts.

762
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a good name.

763
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: It could be me. Okay, Hey, let's splurge. Let's splurge.

764
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: Splurge slog in the comments. Splurge in the comments section

765
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: about which one of the two options you'd like to

766
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: see us do should things not go well for you?

767
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: But I think they're gonna go well for you. Okay, okay, okay,

768
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that because why not? Why not?

769
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: Why not leave that?

770
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: Doesn't I feel that like it feels.

771
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: It feels I'm in a great place. Deli boys, Yeah,

772
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: I feel good. I feel good about it.

773
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: Come on, renewed doesn't happen for people?

774
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: And I saw you in Chicago. In Chicago, you're doing barbershop.

775
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: Yes, in the lobby of a hotel.

776
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: Is there a better way to meet a famous person

777
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: than in the lobby of a fancy hotel.

778
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: Stuffing her face at midnight?

779
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 2: Come on splurging. Some would say, I wist.

780
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm a big indulger. Okay, when I do go out

781
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: to eat, I am very big on We want to

782
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: try something, we should get it.

783
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a lot of plates.

784
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: Is gonna be a lot of plates, like let's let's

785
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: try it, and if we don't finish it here, someone's

786
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: gonna take it home.

787
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: A lot of volunteer. Okay, you're a you're a box person.

788
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: You're taking boxes thinking is do you not? Me too?

789
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 2: I love that. It actually kind of infuriates me when

790
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: I'm with people and they go there's food on the

791
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: plates and they go, yeah, that's fine, and I go, who,

792
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: what is your life? What is your life? What kind

793
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: of what castle did you grow up in that you're

794
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: sending half of a full plate?

795
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

796
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 2: The trash?

797
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

798
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: And you know that's pissing off the employees at the restaurant.

799
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: I know because they spend all that time making it

800
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh so my art is garbage to you?

801
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: Crazy two bites in the trash.

802
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: I do. I want to be in the kitchen one day.

803
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: I was thinking this two days ago, because I want

804
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: to know the vibes in a kitchen like we've seen

805
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: it on TV. I'd love to be in person in

806
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: a kitchen.

807
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 2: Probably not as sexy, no, no, a lot of sweat,

808
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: so much sweat, but they probably they probably first of all,

809
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: right off the rip, would not want us there. They'd

810
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: be like, why did I go in the kitchen? What

811
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: is she doing? She keeps trying to get into that

812
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: big freezer.

813
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: I get locked in it. That's a movie or is.

814
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: There she's done technic Like, my life's a movie. I'm

815
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 2: watching the freezer at Jim Conna Ye.

816
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: Heaven. Actually I need to get back to Jim Kanna.

817
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: It's constantly on my mind, which is why someone says London,

818
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: I go, it's so good. Everyone's always talking about Dishome,

819
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: which is great.

820
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: Shoe is great. I took my mom to both.

821
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: Have you done brunch at just dishomes?

822
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 2: I haven't done bunch, go to dinner. So I'm like,

823
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: let's get.

824
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 1: I've heard brunch at dishume the is that girl? Yeah?

825
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 2: It feels very white, and it feels like brunch at

826
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: dishume is is white. And it's like the South Asian culture,

827
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: we don't we're not having mimosas. Get that ship out

828
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: of your eye. But I'm eating with my hands and

829
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 2: we're getting we're getting messy, and it's dinner. And when

830
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,959
Speaker 2: I and when I see people in a South Asian

831
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: place and they're not eating with their hands, I go,

832
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: you should have to pay more, and there should be

833
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: a fee. This is between No, they're turning this. They're

834
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 2: turning this bitch up. You think Zuckerberg is not in

835
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: on this. They're turning this bitch up. He's hearing everything. Yeah,

836
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: this is in the algorithm.

837
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: This is this is you think when people go to

838
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: a south.

839
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: You're not eating with your hands. Pay more, you need

840
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 2: to pay more. You think you're better than me. That's

841
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: a colonizer.

842
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: Shit. Oh and now.

843
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: Because that's what the British thing. Britge weren't eating with.

844
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: Their hands, they were eating with fork.

845
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 2: They're eating fork a knife, fork a knife. Gets that

846
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: ship out of here, get out, Get your goddamn fingers

847
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 2: in there. If you can't go interesting, Jim Conna three

848
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: days later, three days later, you're not really living. When

849
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 2: I would go visit my family in India, the food

850
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 2: was so good that I remember the first time I went.

851
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: I was in like a cab and I was going

852
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: like this, and I was just like and I was

853
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: just like kind of smiling. I was like and then

854
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Like the connotation of

855
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: smelling your fingers are so disgusting in America. It's so

856
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 2: gross in America.

857
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: I was about to say, because this this episode is

858
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: leading very poor and parallel.

859
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it is. It is.

860
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 1: It's giving porn.

861
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 2: It's giving porn.

862
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm smelling my finger.

863
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want it to be that

864
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: do I'm not doing any said, you're Muslim, Oh come on.

865
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 2: But the food was so good. Have you been India?

866
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: I haven't been to India.

867
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 2: Gotta go? You love it?

868
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: Where should I go? First?

869
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: You should go to my family's from head the Bod,

870
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: which is a big food city. It's incredible. Brianni, best Brianni,

871
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: best chai. It's like, oh my god, the chi there

872
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: was like there was just one place called Nilafer that

873
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: we would go to and it'd be this place so

874
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 2: that it's opened, like it's opened like fifteen hours a day.

875
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 2: And when they're closing that great to close the whole

876
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 2: business down, there'd be people kind of like sneaking in,

877
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: like when the garage were closed, and people would be

878
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: doing that trying to get the child. That's how good

879
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 2: it was. And one time I stayed up all night

880
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: just to be like, what is really the caffeine intake

881
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: of here?

882
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

883
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: And I sit up all night and then I had

884
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: it and I was up Like my uncles would joke

885
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: that there was like opium or something, and oh wow,

886
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 2: and if there is, I love opium.

887
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: They do that, Yeah, that's the name loves do they do?

888
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: They buy chance and I know, I feel I know

889
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: the answer. Sell that tie in some sort of packaging

890
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: where you can take it.

891
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Actually no, no, no, I think later on they did,

892
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: but initially it was just like a and they're making

893
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: it in as a witch's brew cauldron in the back.

894
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: That's how you know it's good ship. If there's a

895
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 2: grown ass man just wearing like a tank top and

896
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: he's just drenched in sweat and there's no expression, he's

897
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: just you just he's just fucking moving back there and

898
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 2: you're like, you're like trying to take a video and

899
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 2: he's just looking at you like you fucking soft bitch.

900
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: I was just gonna be on your TikTok. I gave

901
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: my life to this ship. And there's buffalo milk in here.

902
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: I think the milk is different.

903
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: The milk is different. By the way, that was really

904
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: beautiful movement. You were doing it and you think you'd

905
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: be good at the cabbage PATCHA no.

906
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: I mean I if someone shows me how to do

907
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: a move, I will do it.

908
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: I can pick it up, can you, dougy. I'm gonna

909
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: show you a tutorial after yeah.

910
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, and that'll be some of the bonus for

911
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 2: the Patreon for the Pai no no Patriot Oh no

912
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: picture substack Okay, for substant of.

913
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: Shouting out the substack of this podcast. It does not

914
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: exist yet. Oh, but I like to say there will

915
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: be things on the substack.

916
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: So you're like a store that hasn't opened it. You

917
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: just want to line out teasing, tease a substack. Is

918
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 2: that what we're doing now?

919
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: I am We're.

920
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: Teasing a substack. You're threatening them with the substanc subsect.

921
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna be behind the pay well. But the little

922
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: extra tidbits we cut out of the.

923
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: Episode, okay, and one of them will be me dougging dougging.

924
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are going to get that on video.

925
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: You better.

926
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: Are you comfortable with that?

927
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: I'll learn how to do it. Let's get it. I

928
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: feel like at one point I did know how to

929
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, whenever it was when it was a

930
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 2: thing ten years ago.

931
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: I also need to ask, do you get offended annoyed,

932
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: pissed off, irritated when someone says it's chi tea.

933
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's intentional. If it was intentional,

934
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 2: then I would get annoyed.

935
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: But skinning go chi tea, yeah, I think.

936
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: It's just I think when people get mad about it,

937
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: it's like, there's bigger problems.

938
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 1: What'd your name one?

939
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 2: There's just a list in text that go over my

940
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: face right now.

941
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, problem bigger than someone saying tea. I'll wait.

942
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: So I would be like, hey, you know what means

943
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: it's the same word. It would be like, it's actually

944
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: just try and that's like in the language, and people

945
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: like that when I say that, Hey, if you just

946
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 2: say try it like that's the language, seem like you're

947
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: and then they get happy. But if you go like, hey,

948
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: you fucking asshole, stop doing that, and like I didn't

949
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: even I didn't even know. Why are you yelling about

950
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: something I didn't even know about.

951
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: That's a bar, by the way, Why are you yelling

952
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: about something I didn't even know what. We fucked it up?

953
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: But they already have heard.

954
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: It's gonna be in the substod.

955
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, the clear line would be in the sub we're.

956
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: Gonna do eighty. We're gonna first people that do ad

957
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 2: R for a podcast. We'll come back and clean this all.

958
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: Should we should?

959
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 2: If you have kids, I don't have kids.

960
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 1: Do you want kids?

961
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah? Yeah?

962
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: How many do you dream of? Two? Two is perfect?

963
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: How many siblings does each of your parents have?

964
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: Seven and eight?

965
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: Seven and eight? My mom is one of nine. Ye,

966
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it was a different time, different time.

967
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: Stops shaking his head at the thought of nine children.

968
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 1: Your grandmother did.

969
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: Just what people did back then. That's what they do.

970
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,919
Speaker 2: You became nineteen Yeah, and they go, all right, it's time.

971
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 2: What are we doing here, dude? How long are you

972
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: going to be a kid for? You gotta get your

973
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 2: own You gotta start collecting kids.

974
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: You can't be a kid anymore. You need to get

975
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: your own.

976
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 2: Kids in America are doing Pokemon. Back then, they were like, hey,

977
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 2: you got we got real life, you got kids.

978
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: Get married? Yeah? Are you married?

979
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 2: I'm not married? No?

980
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: No, no, And so you do want to get married?

981
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

982
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: All this said was such nice. It would be nice.

983
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: You know what? Sometimes I ask people that question. No,

984
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: they go, well to the right person, and I go

985
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: to but that's implied. I mean, do you want to

986
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: get married to any rando on the street? I mean,

987
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: when I ask it, my implication implication for me is

988
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: that the person you want.

989
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 2: To yeah, why are they assuming that you want them

990
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 2: to marry an evil person?

991
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a discomfort around saying yes and declaring yes,

992
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: and maybe something about that feels vulnerable to them.

993
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: Does you don't want to be vulnerable anymore?

994
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: Yes? Are you good with vulnerability? You're good with emotion?

995
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: Good?

996
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you cry?

997
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: I don't cry as much as I should.

998
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: You need to get some tears out? Do you want

999
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: to maybe take a moment now?

1000
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: I mean we've already talked about splurging so much that

1001
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: I just don't know if I can get tears to happen, right, You.

1002
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: Could cry on because I'm like, yeah, you want to practice.

1003
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: One time I worked on this thing, and I don't

1004
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 2: know if this is this considered a name drop. I

1005
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 2: was working I think, and the director of the show

1006
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: is working on is Bryce Dallas Howard. Okay, very nice lady.

1007
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: And she was on Conan. I saw this video of

1008
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: her on Conan where she was like Conan was asking

1009
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: her about, Hey, you can cry just like apropos of nothing.

1010
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, I learned this thing where it's

1011
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: kind of like yawning but you can't see it. And

1012
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: then that because like you know, when you yawn, your

1013
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: eyes kind of water. So apparently she taught herself how

1014
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: to do that as like a kid. She's really hard.

1015
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 2: It's really hard. Like she's like, you have to be

1016
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: super hydrated and you have to try yawning, okay, and

1017
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: then eventually your eyes will start tearing up and and

1018
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: and so I was like, I was talking Ron and said,

1019
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 2: I go, hey, I saw that video of you on Conan.

1020
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 2: Is that real? And she was like yeah, Like so

1021
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 2: I was, you know, I was on the show, and

1022
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: it's like yeah, it's like yawning and stuff like that.

1023
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: And then while she was talking to me, she started

1024
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: doing it, and she started crying as she was talking

1025
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 2: to me. And I was like, I don't know whether

1026
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: to be afraid of you or you know, just in

1027
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 2: casual conversation being able to just like just cry. I

1028
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 2: was like, I want that. That's a superpower.

1029
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: That is a superpower, but it is also spooky.

1030
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: It's a little key. You can imagine how much easier,

1031
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: like audition stuff would be like you go in for

1032
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: you go in a room or a self tape. Self

1033
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: tape's hard. You're like in your kitchen and they're like,

1034
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: all right, you gotta cry, and I go, I cook

1035
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 2: here eggs.

1036
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm having a good day.

1037
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, go somewhere you lost everything, let's go

1038
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: oh and you just.

1039
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: Go, okay, am I hydrated? And I'm going to pretend.

1040
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: It's really hard and I've never I don't think I've

1041
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: ever really genuinely been able to like let it rip

1042
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: on camera. Have you ever been able to do that?

1043
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: I've done it once, but it took time. I was enough.

1044
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: It took me and my costarre just making extended eye

1045
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: contact and I was like, you look, someone making extended

1046
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: eye contact with you. And we were in a bed

1047
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: and we were just and they were like, well, we'll

1048
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 1: take the time we need and I was like okay,

1049
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: and then I was just looking at them looking at me,

1050
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm in so much pain.

1051
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: And you're like this is so awkward that your body's like,

1052
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: let's just cry so you can get out of see me.

1053
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 2: It's so like extending Let's do it for like, Let's

1054
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 2: do it for like ten seconds, just to see.

1055
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: That's not going to cut it. Let's set a timer.

1056
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do one minute of us just making eye

1057
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: contact on a podcast. You look like you made this idea.

1058
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 2: Trevor Charger's like, this is not gonna work for them,

1059
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: So let's leave me talking into talking to Trevor off.

1060
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: This is a very imperfect podcast. By the way, I

1061
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: don't know if I told you that I'm setting a timer.

1062
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: I'm sending a timer. We're gonna stare at each other

1063
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: for sixty seconds.

1064
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 2: I swear to God this is this might be a break.

1065
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: Okay, so hold on a timer. We're gonna do sixty seconds,

1066
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: or we could do a minute or okay, hold.

1067
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: On, someone say the same thing some someway second. Would

1068
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 2: you rather do seconds for a minute? You pick some

1069
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 2: real that's some real salesman ship right there. I'm giving

1070
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: you two options.

1071
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: We could do one or two things sixty second.

1072
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: You can either buy the car or you can just

1073
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: pay for it. Yeah, it's totally up to you. I'm

1074
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 2: not gonna caurtch your decision as yours. I'm setting our timer.

1075
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: Now, don't laugh don't laugh fuck okay, okay, don't cuss.

1076
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: This is a Christian podcast. Okay.

1077
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: Hollywood is for Hollywood. Don't trust Hollywood.

1078
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, ready, I'm gonna do a minute and two

1079
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: seconds because once I put the phone down, I'm gonna

1080
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: get myself seconds to put the phone down.

1081
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm all right.

1082
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: I need to get a little more water. Do you

1083
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: want water that's cought?

1084
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 2: Th ice coffee?

1085
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: Will let me let me rip Rice said, hydrated?

1086
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, get waters here. Okay, okay, m.

1087
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, chug do that. Okay, you have a

1088
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: big bladder, don't chick, come on, big old blader.

1089
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: Crazy alternate title chi big old bladder. Big getting on

1090
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: the train with that big old batter glads so big,

1091
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,479
Speaker 2: walking around with that.

1092
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: Big old bladd Oh. Okay, thank you somebody because you're

1093
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: so we get it. Okay, okay, all right, and time okay, time.

1094
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, don't we can't.

1095
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: Somebody's left and we have to start.

1096
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's gonna work. It's gonna work for real,

1097
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: for real, for real that we're completely serious. We're completely serious.

1098
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking into yourself.

1099
00:47:21,080 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: I'm looking into yourself. You're gonna look into you. Ok

1100
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 2: you got a lot closer than I did.

1101
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: You're getting teary eyed, motherfucker.

1102
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: You are too.

1103
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: Wow, it works.

1104
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm taken her to a rooftop. Okay, yes this is

1105
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: this club.

1106
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: Thatswer's club.

1107
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 2: Have a rooftop?

1108
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: I think so.

1109
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 2: But even if it doesn't, doesn't matter.

1110
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: But you gotta eat with your hand. Okay, you just

1111
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: backed out. I'll let you talk all that shit. And

1112
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, but my nails, nails, I just got these.

1113
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 1: It kind of works.

1114
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 2: It does kind of work.

1115
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: Imagine we didn't know a timer was going off, so

1116
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: imagine that, and it was like, really, as much time

1117
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: as you need. We're doing different ship over here at

1118
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: thanks Dad. When have you ever listened to a podcast

1119
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: an audio forward thing and they're staring at each other.

1120
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: The best part of this is someone's going to be

1121
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: driving and they're gonna be like, did it my phone

1122
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: turn up?

1123
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: I know every time I'm listening to a podcast, it

1124
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: goes a little silent.

1125
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, am I alone with my own thoughts for

1126
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: one second? I can't have that. I need I need

1127
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: there needs to be something distracting me at all times

1128
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 2: at all times. It's a nice little reflection period for

1129
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 2: people listening.

1130
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: Is do you pray or meditate?

1131
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll meditate.

1132
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, what does your meditation look like? Is it like

1133
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: focusing on breathing? Do you use an app?

1134
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 2: I don't use an app? Sometimes a lot of it

1135
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: for me. I think now with the internet is like

1136
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 2: just moving stimulation. Okay, you know what I mean, and

1137
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: then just being like I'll just like sit wherever you're

1138
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: at or whatever. I don't do it as much as

1139
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 2: I should, but it does work.

1140
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1141
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 2: I also have like this block thing on my phone.

1142
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: You have the thing the brick.

1143
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: I don't have to break it's like an app whatever.

1144
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 2: But I can't have it on right now, which is

1145
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: why I'm kind of going nuts because we're in the

1146
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 2: middle of whatever. So I like post about the show. Yeah, so,

1147
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 2: which is great, but I usually have it off from

1148
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: like uh two am to like five pm. Social media

1149
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: is off. Oh wow, so then I'm like regulated. So

1150
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: then after five pm I can like check the internet.

1151
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: But if you're checking the internet. After I read this

1152
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: thing where a guy was saying somebody who studies a scientist,

1153
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 2: I shouldn't just call him a guy, but he has

1154
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: a PhD. Fucking dude. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, big

1155
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 2: old bladder on that guy.

1156
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: You know, I feel about a big bladder.

1157
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 2: I've got that degree with that big old bladder. Yeah yeah.

1158
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 2: Or make me walk over there. Yeah yeah.

1159
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: Do you mean to say we don't have to stop

1160
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: on the road trip? Me yelling at anyone? I go

1161
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: on a road trip, like we're not stopping. Drove all

1162
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: the way from Maryland to South Carolina with my mom

1163
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: and my sister, and I go, everyone needs to pee.

1164
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling these people, who are my elders, I go,

1165
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: everyone needs to pee. They're like, we just did, and

1166
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 1: I go, but that was ten minutes ago.

1167
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 2: Go again. This is now.

1168
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna get in the car right after you pete

1169
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: and we're not stopping. My mother, I'm telling you, I'm like,

1170
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: we're not we did. I was like, this is crazy,

1171
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: but I was like, we're not stopping. We're doing all

1172
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: nine hours no stops.

1173
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: Are you kind of like a bossy kid?

1174
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What would make you think that?

1175
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 2: She you?

1176
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: No, you know I can be type A and so

1177
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: I can be a little I can be a little controlling.

1178
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So this guy was saying, like, if

1179
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: you cut out like that in the morning, like right

1180
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: when you wake up, like if you can give yourself

1181
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: a couple of couple hours before you start blasting your phone.

1182
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: They're like, that does like so much, that like clears

1183
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: up the whole day. And when I do it, it's

1184
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: like you don't You're you're not wanting to be on it. Yeah,

1185
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: you realize it's almost just like a compulsion of like

1186
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 2: you just wake up and you want to whatever. It's

1187
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: just a thing to do. Yeah, But when you take

1188
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: it out, you go like, oh, okay, yeah, what is

1189
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 2: it clear?

1190
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: What are the things that clears up? Is it like, oh,

1191
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: it improves your sleep.

1192
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: And yeah, it improves your sleep, But more so for me,

1193
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: it just allows me to kind of like focus on

1194
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 2: like things that I actually have to do because you

1195
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: can rip time because it's like an endless whatever. So

1196
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I can actually do the things that

1197
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 2: I need to do instead of just getting like distracted

1198
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 2: by something because sometimes there is interesting stuff on there. Yeah,

1199
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: it's like I can do that later. Yeah, and like

1200
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 2: there's things that I have to do right now that

1201
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 2: I'm delaying because this thing is like shiny.

1202
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's so it's crazy because sometimes I will not

1203
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: be on my phone just because I was like running

1204
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: around all day like all low key forget to eat,

1205
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: and I'll also not be on my phone. Yeah, and

1206
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: at like seven pm someone will be like, this crazy

1207
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: thing happened in the news today, and I'm like, wait, what,

1208
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know?

1209
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't.

1210
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: Been on the internet and anyway, I had no idea

1211
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: what was happening. And I did. I don't carve out

1212
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: a like read a newspaper moment. Uh huh, I feel

1213
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: do you read the news? Uh?

1214
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually like a little too tapped into the news.

1215
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: We got to get help you dial back.

1216
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: But it's a good thing. I like being informed. But

1217
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: then like I'm pretty good at being able to like

1218
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: I just want to know about things I don't really

1219
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 2: know about. Like some of my friends are like really

1220
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 2: into like uh like the gossip of it all of

1221
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: like who's dating who and whatever whatever whatever. I like

1222
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 2: to just know what's popping off that way. I don't

1223
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 2: like accidentally shake hands with someone who's running ice or something,

1224
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean This, guys for coming to

1225
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,720
Speaker 2: my show. And then people will be like that guy's whatever. Whatever.

1226
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to avoid that as much as possible. Yeah,

1227
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 2: and uh and it also helps with like voting for

1228
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 2: stuff or whatever. But I like to i'd like to

1229
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 2: know stuff.

1230
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: Do you ever worry about getting canceled?

1231
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? But then sometimes I think like, if it's gonna happen,

1232
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: it's gonna happen. But then I also think about, like

1233
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 2: what would why really get canceled for?

1234
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1235
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 2: And is that something that I could recover from? And

1236
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 2: it's like there's actual, like real monsters and they're still

1237
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: on tour, so like, what what could it? What could

1238
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 2: what could I do that I could not bounce back from? Yeah?

1239
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who you are? That's what.

1240
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, there's actual monsters selling out the right, So

1241
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 2: it's like what what what is cancel?

1242
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: Have you ever been worried about getting canceled? Yeah? Well

1243
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: there was there was a period. We're done after this,

1244
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: everybody in here traverse cad. I am I getting canceled?

1245
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. Well here's the thing is

1246
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: that I'm like, people misconstrue things all the time, and

1247
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: so that I've seen that as well, and then it

1248
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: can get you in your head of like, Okay, I

1249
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: want to say things exactly right correctly, but that's just

1250
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 1: not being human as well. So like, yeah, there's people

1251
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: who's who are like malintended and don't give a fuck

1252
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: can do actual.

1253
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 2: Monster difference between that and like making a mistake and

1254
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 2: then taking accountability, and then there's some people will make

1255
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: a mistake and they're like no, no, I'm going to

1256
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: I'm digging.

1257
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: Actually my whole identity.

1258
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So I think it's just that, Yeah,

1259
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 2: it's not something to be I'm not that worried to worry.

1260
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 2: There's again there's real problems.

1261
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: There's what's something that's stressing you out lately?

1262
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 2: All of it it's not necessarily Yeah, it is stressing

1263
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 2: me out. Actually, yeah, all that shit.

1264
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: It is a wild time, isn't it.

1265
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 2: And you go like, why are there so many people

1266
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 2: who like are choosing to be mean for no reason?

1267
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: So wild?

1268
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 2: I mean there is a reason. It's very financially.

1269
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: Money, love of money.

1270
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 2: But does that actually does but me out that like

1271
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 2: if you do a job that's like helpful to society,

1272
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: you get nothing in return, Like if you're a teacher

1273
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 2: or a social worker or like you help whatever there's nothing.

1274
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: But then you're like, oh, if you work for like

1275
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 2: you know, some sort of evil, you know, if you're

1276
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: a work for a weapons manufacturer, it's like I have

1277
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 2: three home, I know, you know what I mean. So

1278
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: like it's like incentivizing. Like I was talking to my

1279
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 2: friend and their kid graduated college and they're talking about

1280
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 2: how all of their friends there's a brain drain from

1281
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 2: like these kids want to do jobs that are like

1282
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 2: good for humanity, but they also have these insane loans

1283
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: because college is not free in the richest country in

1284
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 2: the world. So then they are like that's how all

1285
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 2: these like terrible companies get all these kids, because they go, hey,

1286
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 2: you can pay off your loans in like two years.

1287
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: But then those kids are like depressed because then they're

1288
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,760
Speaker 2: like we're working. Yeah, they're just like soul crushing.

1289
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you feel it. You've got to feel it,

1290
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: you gotta feel it at I And then yeah, how

1291
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: they process that?

1292
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, what would you do if you weren't doing this,

1293
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: if you weren't absolutely dominating the substack space, absolutely terrorizing

1294
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 2: the substack community callstack I'm known?

1295
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: Is that?

1296
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 2: Is that the move on there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

1297
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: Wasn't doing this. I think that i'd be like a headhunter,

1298
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 1: but like like help people find jobs. I love helping

1299
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: people find what they're looking for. I always have. I

1300
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: think it's so fun, Like I love to be like,

1301
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: let me crack the case, like if my brother was

1302
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: like ten years ago, twelve years ago. Like I'm just

1303
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: trying to find this pair of pants that I like.

1304
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: It's not that it's a brand, but it's a style.

1305
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm like you said that in passing, but I'm on it. Wow.

1306
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: And I used to help people find jobs. I used

1307
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: to like friends my day job when they wanted to

1308
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: leave our day job. Sorry, y'all. I help some people exit.

1309
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: But it was like, hey, I saw this posting for

1310
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: a job for you, and they're like you're sweet, thank you,

1311
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: But it's really just I don't. I love helping people

1312
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: find what they're looking for.

1313
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: So nice, maybe good at it?

1314
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1315
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: Business suit.

1316
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: Can imagine me in a pants suit.

1317
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh, up to a coffee shop opening and be like,

1318
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 2: where's an outlet?

1319
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? I like I need it right now? What's the

1320
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: Wi Fi password? No?

1321
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 2: No, I'm not buying it. And you're not even using

1322
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 2: a map book. You're using one of those Lenovo think pads.

1323
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: That's what those real business people are using. Consultants.

1324
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: And I don't have an office for some pa it's.

1325
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: Not because you're like, the world is my office.

1326
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: I need to be with the people.

1327
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're opening your laptop on a hood of someone

1328
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 2: else's car. Yeah, I gotta send this email. Your phone's

1329
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 2: a hotspot.

1330
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine me and this. I think it's

1331
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: best I do this for a little bit.

1332
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 2: More sweating on the train. Your sunglasses are lopsided, and

1333
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: I can getting work done.

1334
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: I love how you. Every working person is sweating, no

1335
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: matter what, working in a kitchen.

1336
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: If you're not sweating, you're not working. I've done stand

1337
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: up shows where I'm sweating. Yeah, I'm like, man, this

1338
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 2: is tough.

1339
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, it's time for a segment. It's called

1340
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: that's nice, But what about me? Yeah? I think it's tough.

1341
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: It's been so wonderful to learn about you. But it's like,

1342
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: when is this gonna turn into some shit about me?

1343
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: Because when I go on stage and I'm sweating, I'm like,

1344
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: and I'm doing improv and I'm sweating, I'm like, I

1345
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: gotta wear dark colors like, yeah, because it can't be

1346
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: color even white white. White's wild, it's gonna get messy,

1347
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: but like it's gotta be black. I think, what are

1348
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: you doing?

1349
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 2: If I'm usually doing, I'm not like a big sweater,

1350
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: but okay, you a big chunky sweater. Not a big

1351
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 2: chunky sweater. Another alternate title, see you with that big chunky.

1352
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: Sweater cable knit cash mere.

1353
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: Boat trip. But I'm like, I move around a lot.

1354
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: So if I'm doing like an hour moving around and

1355
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: it's like a proper or whatever where they're blasting you

1356
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 2: with a light, I like to wear like this kind

1357
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 2: of thing. I like to wear like a shirt with

1358
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 2: like a nice little jacket. I like to make them

1359
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: feel like, Okay, this guy didn't just walk off the street.

1360
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: Yeah he thought about it. Yeah he's valuing sure our

1361
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 2: money because a lot of times when I'm performing, it's

1362
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 2: someone else's date night. You don't want to be on

1363
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: a date looking at a guy and you know what

1364
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: I mean, looking with pit stains. Yeah, that's me crazy,

1365
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 2: got cheese on your shirt and like, what are we

1366
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 2: doing here? That's come on, we paid to come see you. Yes,

1367
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 2: look like you just went to quiz No's I.

1368
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: Do hate to see that. I'm like, come on, but

1369
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: what are you doing on the How do you take

1370
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: care of your body? Though? Like you said, you move

1371
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: around a lot. I stretch, but like physical therapy massages

1372
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: are you.

1373
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 2: I haven't sustained any huge injuries to the point where

1374
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey man, you gotta be in pt constantly.

1375
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 2: But I am brag, but I am flex. Okay, I

1376
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: just fall down the stairs after this. But I I stretch,

1377
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: I try to, I try to stay loose, and I

1378
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: thankfully I have not had no injuries, no injuries. Yeah,

1379
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 2: you move around a lot too.

1380
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: I do move around a lot, but I've hurt myself

1381
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: a lot as well. My achilles is currently fucked up.

1382
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: And Kevin Durant, me and Kevin and Dante Divin but

1383
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: he ruptured his and so yeah, and so I don't

1384
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: So I'm not that deep yet. No, I don't want

1385
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: to be that. I don't want to be that deep.

1386
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: But I injure myself. But I just I just feel it.

1387
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: I just vibe because I.

1388
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 2: Saw pictures of your show at the Netflix Festival and

1389
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 2: I was like.

1390
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: Okay, those where are did it come on? A link?

1391
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 2: There's some wild ass photos of you. Let's just say

1392
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 2: there's one of you in a full squat where I

1393
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 2: was like.

1394
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: It was full squat and I'm wearing spanks and you

1395
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: see them and you can see the cheeks and the kuchie.

1396
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 2: Let me just tell you something. China was not your friend.

1397
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: You saw my vagina and I was like, yeah, book me,

1398
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 2: I'll do the podcast. Because I took my phone and

1399
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 2: I signed the screen. We did doc you sign on

1400
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 2: the screen, asked, We.

1401
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: Asked the the your team if you could do the podcast.

1402
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: We were in limbo for a while. Then after my

1403
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: Netflix show where apparently my vagina is on the internet somewhere.

1404
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you said, yes, it makes sense. Well, it's

1405
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: the power of a.

1406
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 2: Couch, power of a coach. Another title, that's the substec and.

1407
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: That's and that's get it. Something good on the bed.

1408
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 2: Merch is just making itself at this.

1409
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: I want to play a game with you before yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.

1410
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: It's called thanks no thanks. I'm gonna name a bunch

1411
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,439
Speaker 1: of gifts simply five. This is rapid fire. You're gonna

1412
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: say thanks are no thanks? Yeah? Because you just said

1413
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: some of my vagina my podcast.

1414
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 2: Say anything about it. I just said you looked great

1415
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: and you were moving around and my vagina.

1416
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: Look, I haven't clicked the.

1417
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 2: Like what listen if ted Sorrando's is personally clearing all

1418
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 2: these things and.

1419
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: He goes, that's a good pussy you got.

1420
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 2: You gotta put her up there.

1421
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: That's a gorgeous.

1422
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1423
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: You see.

1424
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 2: The thing is the no they said I was and

1425
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 2: they said I was dead.

1426
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: There were no phones allowed in that show. You see

1427
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: they had a full blown photographer with a res Yeah.

1428
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: But I'm like, the reason I squatted like that was

1429
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: because there were no phones. Not the motherfucker with the

1430
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: I will be sending an email, a care and esque email.

1431
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: After this, I started to draft it right now to

1432
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: be like, now, now come on, now, y'all common sense.

1433
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: It was a private show. If I neither care, it

1434
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 1: was a private show. You have tickets, your phone was

1435
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: locked in a pouch. But this man with a professional

1436
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: camera they came in like this and why and you

1437
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 1: don't even know what the joke was. But then the.

1438
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 2: Photographer was like, right when you squatted, You're like, yeah,

1439
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 2: I get get And this is the this is the

1440
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 2: first pick on the carousel.

1441
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, thanks that photographer. You were on my ship list.

1442
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out your name and I'm shouting you

1443
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: out on the podcast because that's gonna go ahead and

1444
01:03:54,320 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: be insane. Okay, thanks, No, thanks, A cute girdle that

1445
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: you have to take care of for thirty years.

1446
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 2: Ah thanks?

1447
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah because dad's burden animal deodorant.

1448
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah of course, yes, so yeah, thanks absolutely, thanks absolutely,

1449
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 2: yeah thinks absolutely a.

1450
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: Really nice lawnmower with a seat and all the all

1451
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: the workings and buying it. It's a gift to These

1452
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: are gifts.

1453
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't have a yard. I live in an apartment,

1454
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 2: but uh.

1455
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: It's a really nice lawnmower. Might be worth something.

1456
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 2: Thanks. I'll take it on Facebook Marketplace, and then we're

1457
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 2: going out to dinner and then.

1458
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,919
Speaker 1: We're going to h Yes, and all expenses paid trip

1459
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: to Caesar's Palace for one week, multiple shows and dinners included.

1460
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,439
Speaker 1: But your friends it can't come.

1461
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 2: Uh sure? Yeah?

1462
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks, that's crazy. I fucking hate I'll go, but

1463
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,919
Speaker 1: you don't have to know. You're so chill, you don't

1464
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: have to. You would spend a week in Vegas by yourself. Wow,

1465
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: you really are touring comedian.

1466
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 2: We'll find find chill things to do.

1467
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: A good A good man. You are a gift certificate

1468
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: to go skydiving at a place that has a four

1469
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: point one out of five.

1470
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely not anything less than five stars. My life's on

1471
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: the lineup for not even if there's a dude trapped

1472
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 2: to me, this is a c student. I'm not doing that.

1473
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it.

1474
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: And even the rating change, you're still not doing it.

1475
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,959
Speaker 2: If it was a five out of five and there's

1476
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 2: not one when you click through the ratings, there cannot

1477
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 2: be one rating that's under five. I need all survivors.

1478
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 2: I can't even I don't even want a moment where

1479
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 2: the guy goes, oh, I think it's it's actually on

1480
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 2: this side. I don't want that, even that it's over

1481
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 2: for me. I can't have that.

1482
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: We're doing. Okay, well, more segment with you.

1483
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 2: All right.

1484
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: We did call this segment Passenger Princess take the Wheel.

1485
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: I want to workshop the name for this segment. Thank you. Next. Okay, So,

1486
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: our last guest, Michelle Buteaux, asked you a question, love Michelle,

1487
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 1: as do I period. Michelle's question for you is who

1488
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: was your favorite teacher? And why.

1489
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 2: My favorite teacher. Man, I had a lot. I had

1490
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 2: a lot of cool teachers. I had a teacher, uh,

1491
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 2: mister Fields when I was in high school and I

1492
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 2: took this one, uh theater class, just one and he,

1493
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 2: you know, he would ask me, like, we do these

1494
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 2: journals and he'd be like, try to find out what

1495
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 2: everybody wanted to do. And at the time, I really

1496
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 2: wanted to do stand up and so I would write

1497
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 2: about it and stuff. And then he took me to

1498
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 2: the side one day and he was like, hey, just

1499
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 2: between us, if you do, like, if you write like

1500
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 2: five minutes to stand up and you perform it for

1501
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 2: the class every Monday, you don't have to do any homework. Oh,

1502
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 2: I'll just let I'll just let it, let it ride.

1503
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1504
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 2: And I go, oh, my god, that's amazing because you

1505
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 2: can tell I actually care, like I would watch specials

1506
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 2: and I would like vote them or whatever and uh.

1507
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 2: And so I did do that, and it was some

1508
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 2: of the worst stand up of all time, but sure,

1509
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 2: but it was like what a great way to like

1510
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 2: learn the mechanics in like a fun place and to

1511
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 2: have someone be like, hey, I see that you like

1512
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 2: doing this thing. Do it you should do it, and

1513
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 2: uh and I really like and then through that I

1514
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 2: started doing open mics and blah blah blah and uh

1515
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 2: so that was like really fun and I'm really glad

1516
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 2: that and I still talk to him and stuff, and

1517
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 2: uh yeah, it was a really encouraging, nice moment in

1518
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 2: my life. That kind of sometimes you know, get a

1519
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 2: little nudge.

1520
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, that's very special. Shout out to mister Fields. Yeah,

1521
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 1: mister Fields. Wow, okay, that's dope. I say, thank you

1522
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: so much for being here today. I appreciate you. I

1523
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: have an angry email to go send.

1524
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 2: Hey, you gotta send it.

1525
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta get my my what is my my my.

1526
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 2: Briefcase lenovo think bad.

1527
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, before I start finding people jobs, I have an

1528
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 1: angry email to send. Thank you so much. I appreciate

1529
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: you being here, Thanks for having me. Bye. That was

1530
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: my conversation with asaf Ali. Pretty damn fun, pretty damn inappropriate.

1531
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 1: I have to still. You know, he's maybe gonna teach

1532
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: himself how to dougy offline out of studio and post

1533
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: that online. But we did do a dougie tutorial. It

1534
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: was not successful, but that's okay. That's Okay. I love

1535
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,360
Speaker 1: that he was game. I hope you enjoyed the conversation

1536
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 1: and I'll catch you on the next one. Thanks Dad,

1537
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,680
Speaker 1: is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and

1538
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: iHeart Podcasts. I'm your host Aego wodem Our producer is

1539
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: Kevin Bartelt and our executive producer is Matt Appadaka