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Speaker 2: The day that I'm getting a divorce.

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Speaker 1: It might lead to that. No, I decided, today is

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Speaker 1: But then some work stuff came up. People were stopping

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Speaker 1: I said, I know. Wednesdays we got swim lessons in

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Speaker 2: It's hard to manage the Raiders.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to be a single mom.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to win the Fanatics Past one million dollar

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Speaker 2: prize throwing footballs.

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Speaker 1: It's hard when you're the competitions football is and you're

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Speaker 2: It's hard when Jazelle's having a kid with another dude.

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Speaker 1: It's hard when you see Gizelle's body after she had

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Speaker 2: It's hard when you realize maybe I wasn't a great

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Speaker 1: It was hard. It's hard. When did he really give

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Speaker 2: Did you see that video? No, there's so many videos

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way he really gave his son

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Speaker 1: in my head. And it's hard to not play golf

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Speaker 1: for almost a month. And I decided that it may

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Speaker 1: I am so happy to announce that after a month

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Speaker 1: I'm getting divorced. I found it. I took it out

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Speaker 1: when I took my clubs to Austin back in May

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Speaker 2: What if everybody that's a batter's box here?

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Speaker 1: Because I had two Kansas sunscreen in my golf bag

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Speaker 2: Ray I got popped on Southwest for a couple of cans.

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Speaker 1: Then I used to go buy new sunscreen because I

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Speaker 2: Funny that sunscreen is such a big part of your life.

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Speaker 2: We have an entire cabinet. One of the shelves twelve deep.

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Speaker 2: There's sunscreen, any kind you want, fifty sport, thirty fifteen,

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Speaker 1: I bought this one kind and it's like, oh, it's

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Speaker 2: Shot your eye out.

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Speaker 1: I was white.

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Speaker 2: It didn't rub in.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't rub in.

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Speaker 2: You were white face? I was.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I looked like dude.

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Speaker 2: I some skits canceled by doing white face on the

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Speaker 1: I looked like Casper the Ghost. I was like all

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Speaker 2: Who invents that crap get it to rub in?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think it's just certain skin types. It doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jerry, I'm gonna try to rub it off over

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Speaker 1: I got her all rubbed, so, Jerry, Literally, I have

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Speaker 1: But at least it protects your skin. But then you

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Speaker 2: All over you. Oh, it's the worst.

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Speaker 1: You look like a fool, like I see him on

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Speaker 1: the PGA tour. They sometimes they just put it on

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Speaker 1: It's just all over, like the mom at the pool

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Speaker 2: Well, it's one of those where you want to try

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. I am listen and it's stupid. So

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Speaker 1: I've been doing everything without sunscreen because I refuse to

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Speaker 1: Left that at home. That is still in the closet.

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Speaker 1: You'll be like, why do you have the sunscreen because

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Speaker 1: He sneaks right.

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Speaker 2: They don't have rules free range.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's not that we have rules. We were

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Speaker 1: I mean once every other day to get the sunscreen,

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Speaker 2: What are you doing in there? You sunscreening again? Good

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Speaker 1: Come here box. You know what else he likes is

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Speaker 1: I'm like, we're not even going outside, dude, and he's like, sorry, dad, Dad.

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Speaker 2: All we're doing is watching The Travelers. There's son there,

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Speaker 1: All we're watching is the Savannah Bananas and I hate

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Speaker 1: that crab. I just want to go put sunscreen on. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to golf today. That is my day. I

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Speaker 1: It's probably gonna be awful. When you don't play for

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Speaker 2: We played a month ago. Father in law, cousin, and

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Speaker 2: was awesome. So I owed I paid for all their golf.

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Speaker 2: But he hadn't played in seven years.

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Speaker 3: Whoa and whoa?

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Speaker 2: In eighteen holes, whoa, there were three from one hundred

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Speaker 2: the pen. Seriously, Yeah, so you randomly have some eighth

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Speaker 2: it was where he didn't even have to. It was

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Speaker 2: even have to putt on a guy that hadn't played

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Speaker 2: in seven years. Eighty yards out chipping and I'm the

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Speaker 2: chip and king. Wow, so that's with you.

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Speaker 1: That means he must have been really good at golf

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Speaker 1: seven years.

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Speaker 2: Ago and he was the guy did I tell the

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Speaker 2: story where his shoes fell apart? He was and moccasin?

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Speaker 1: You did tell me that for.

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Speaker 2: Twelve the holes and we still lost by one.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, so that's what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: We better start the show now.

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Speaker 2: Yoh oh yeah, yeah, hear it barely. It's there, there,

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Speaker 1: Hey, Arnold, how are you doing pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Pretty good golf?

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Speaker 1: No, no, you're not going golfing with me, Arnold, No,

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Speaker 1: no you're not. You're you're gonna play golf with Abby.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Just let me play with my putter at home.

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Speaker 1: That's between you two.

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Speaker 2: I only take two clubs in the course.

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Speaker 3: One of those well the driver, the other ones between

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Speaker 2: All right, man, let's start it. Oh boy, all right,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: We Oh the what two sore loser?

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Speaker 2: What I said? We're chain the format the name of

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Speaker 2: the show. It's the Sore Loser's Nation.

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Speaker 1: No, we're not. What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox I

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Speaker 2: Well, I thought it was a genius idea. We jack

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Speaker 2: the hijack Sports Nation, which went off TV was a

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Speaker 2: great show. Why not just steal it and put sore

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Speaker 2: before it sore Losers Nation. Anyways, y'all, it is Sizzen

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Speaker 2: from the North Alpha Male. I live on the north

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Speaker 2: but we're driving. It's one of those things where I'm like, Bazer,

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Speaker 2: I don't know who picks it up. But anyways, we're

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Speaker 2: not gonna sell. We got one point two acres. Add

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Speaker 2: new houses going up around us. Oh god, we bought

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Speaker 2: the two acres. We don't really care that you can

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Speaker 2: it doesn't really bother us. So older people would probably

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Speaker 2: be bothered by the houses coming up. And justin two

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Speaker 2: kids at Vanderbilt, he looks after him. Let me get

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Speaker 2: into this. So there's three new houses going up next

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Speaker 2: that wasn't his, and he just assumed that the townhouses

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Speaker 2: Well, there was always townhouses, but we were told that

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Speaker 1: My question for you is, how's that paved driveway? Is

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Speaker 2: Well, I always grew up with rock driveways. I played

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Speaker 2: Correct, So we could have a gravel driveway forever, but

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like, uh what is it called Pleasantville?

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Speaker 1: Only problem is my street My lamp didn't work. It

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Speaker 1: She's like, hey, I see your lamp's not working. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And that's when I decided that lamp will never be fixed.

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Speaker 1: I never fixed the lamp. Spie out of spite, like

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Speaker 1: I mean, you do not Who has the nerve to

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Speaker 1: freaking lamp? My drone dag business. It ain't your yard,

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Speaker 1: ain't your lamp. I'm trying to think of a name.

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Speaker 1: Ain't your lamp? So the old tramp kind of like that,

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Speaker 1: and it's the same, lady, dude. I had two dogs, right.

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Speaker 2: I'm aware. I lived with them, and.

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Speaker 1: the last week, they've pooped in my yard six times.

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Speaker 2: Up, Oh my gosh, poor old lady. Though she's bored

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Speaker 1: She's not old. She had two kids that were like

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Speaker 2: She threw up flags instead of shoveling it.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what I said. I said, who the hell takes

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Speaker 1: market when you have two kids? Just fling it back

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Speaker 1: over the fence, or just fling it in your trash can? Like,

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Speaker 2: You're selling a good neighbor at the time. You're probably

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm in the backyard trim in the trees. She

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Speaker 2: You hate it? Was she hot? No, you hated.

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Speaker 1: Her hated her. She was all up in my business.

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Speaker 2: But to answer your question, I don't think we had

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Speaker 2: We did?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll take a break, We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just a little sad you got a divorce.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm excited about playing golf today. But today

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Speaker 1: and a half ago Nicole said, hey, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be gone for nine months. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: The world minking those grease Italy they did Italy they did,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if where's lake Como is in that

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Speaker 1: I don't know about Morocco. I think they went to Japan.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where all they went to. I think

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Speaker 1: they went to Barseliza. I'm pretty sure they were in

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Speaker 1: a Biza. And I'm like, all right, no, not you Abiza. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool. So she went away for nine

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Speaker 2: Necessary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She came back like seven months ago. Six months ago,

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Speaker 1: I'm only the first couple of games. She goes, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Of all the places she saw Mink and o Ibiva

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Speaker 1: Well, I think they still want to be in the

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this country good place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Then they were like, just the weather in San

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Speaker 2: Heard it seventy and every day, and.

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Speaker 1: The coastline it was just beautiful. There's so much to do.

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Speaker 2: Malibu fires.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about those. I don't know if they're

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Speaker 1: near to San Diego. But after all these years, she

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Speaker 1: Nicole takes the field with us, it's gonna be the

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Speaker 2: How many years are Is this just a complete bit

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Speaker 2: you just didn't.

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Speaker 1: No, it's been seven or eight years I've played soccer with.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a lot of time.

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Speaker 2: Nicole would love to see you walk away. I love

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Speaker 1: No, I hate to see you walk away. No way,

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Speaker 1: I hate to see you leave.

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Speaker 2: But I love to watch you.

439
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 1: You'll walk away, and it's gonna be sad. It's gonna

440
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: be tough because she's one of the constants. She's been there.

441
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 1: It's been me, her and James and I guess Charlie.

442
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 1: Charlie's dropped off and came back. But man, this is

443
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna be a tough night. And then after the game,

444
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a ceremony with her jersey where we

445
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 1: retire it, they bury it. We're gonna leave it right

446
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 1: there on the field. She's gonna go to midfield and

447
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 1: lay it down because I told her she's not allowed

448
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 1: to play in San Diego. She's not allowed to join

449
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 1: another team make new friends. That's not cool. And then

450
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 1: after that, after the game, I'm gonna bring a change

451
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 1: of clothes and we're gonna head to her local watering

452
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 1: hole and we're gonna have a couple drinks.

453
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Speaker 2: You gotta tell her though, as a memento, you're gonna

454
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 2: always keep her part of the group thread.

455
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: Now I do do that.

456
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, make sure you bring your or just say okay,

457
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 2: this isn't funnymore. I love San Diego. Who even is

458
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 2: this anymore? It's lunchbox, you're old manager. We do do that.

459
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: We keep other people like Nick he moved back to

460
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 1: the East Coast, we keep him on the thread. We

461
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 1: kept Robin on the thread when she moved to Arizona.

462
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: That is so annoying.

463
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: And after two months Robin goes, hey, can you guys

464
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Speaker 1: remove me from the thread, because.

465
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Speaker 2: You guys don't know, you can't remove yourself if somebody

466
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: has an Android in the group.

467
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Speaker 1: You have to start a whole new thread, right, And

468
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 1: so I was thinking, oh, yeah, Robin, you're being funny.

469
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: So we didn't remove her, and then like a week later,

470
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, I'm still on the thread. And I

471
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: get it because Robin, you know, she wasn't like part

472
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Speaker 1: of the crew. She was kind of new. She was

473
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: only there for like a year and a half. So

474
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, these people, I'm not really that

475
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: close to them.

476
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 2: So like, how close you gotta get?

477
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, Nicole, obviously, I don't know she's gonna

478
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: want to be on the threat.

479
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 2: I hope Ray we sweat and share a salivall game

480
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 2: for ninety minutes, and.

481
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, we do. We And she, you know, is

482
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: the one that got our jerseys. She's the one that

483
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: had the brewery that put their name on the jerseys

484
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: and bought them for us.

485
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 2: Okay, you can go on Zazzle and do it for

486
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: five bucks. It's not like she put a ton of

487
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 2: effort into it.

488
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: No, she just asked the brewery. Hey, do you want

489
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 1: to sponsor our team? So the brewery got us jerseys.

490
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to be sponsored by the Sore Losers?

491
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: I kind of do.

492
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna need to dip into the funds this.

493
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: Sore Losers podcast.

494
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: Red.

495
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: Hey, how'd you guys lose money this year?

496
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

497
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: We decided to sponsor Lunches soccer team. Man, Oh really,

498
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: you know what kind of league? I mean, how much

499
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: is the league? The jerseys they cost fifty dollars. You

500
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: guys didn't have fifty dollars in the bank account. No, man,

501
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: we were just we thought this would be great advertisement,

502
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 1: would turn the momentum, people would start listening to the pod.

503
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: And it actually didn't work at all. No one even cared.

504
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 2: What even a horrible advertising agreement to pay hundreds of

505
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 2: dollars to sponsor the jerseys. You don't even get to

506
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: wear them. Somebody else wears them. You just hope that

507
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 2: it advertises your show.

508
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:15,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that brewery it went out of business. So

509
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: Nicole knew the owner would go drink beers there and

510
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you want to sponsor our soccer team?

511
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, gave her the money. She got the Jerseys.

512
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: Six months later, that brewery is no longer around.

513
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: Man, the turnaround is about six months in this town.

514
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: It's crazy how fast things come and how fast things go.

515
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 2: Baser, just send me a text. We got some new

516
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: high end five star restaurant that opened up in our community. Really,

517
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: they got espresso martinis, they got it, oh, high end menu.

518
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: I said, well, let me go check it out, because

519
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: it's going to be gone in six months. Yeah.

520
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: Because the wife and I we tried to go eat

521
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: dinner last night and there's a new restaurant. We're like,

522
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: all right, let's roll we go. Not open on Tuesdays?

523
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 2: What they'd learned that during the pandemic.

524
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Speaker 1: Why are you open on a Tuesday?

525
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 2: You know why?

526
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: Because there's no one there?

527
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 2: Right, They realize they don't have to open every day

528
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: of the week. You don't have to open until five pm.

529
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: We found that out the hard way downtown. Some of

530
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: those rooftops don't open until five pm. They used to

531
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: be eleven am till the cows came home, and now,

532
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: oh no, no, we don't open until five pm. What when

533
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 2: did you learn that? We used to be the only

534
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: people up there.

535
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 1: Dang it, all right, I mean times have changed.

536
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do five pm. What the hell?

537
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: Oh, we're only opening Thursday through Sunday. What what?

538
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: What?

539
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: What kind of restaurant is open Thursday to Sunday.

540
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: Oh? Pull out your calendar see that. They're like, what

541
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: what days are those?

542
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: One? Yeah? So I texted my neighbor Josh. I'm like, hey, man,

543
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: you got any other recommendations. We were gonna try this

544
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: new place. He goes, yeah, I try this place.

545
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 2: Look it up.

546
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh, it's only open on Thursday. It doesn't nobody again

547
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: until Thursday. And he goes, oh, that's weird. Sorry about that, man.

548
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, what they know that all the tourists get

549
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: in town on Thursday, So we just open on Thursday

550
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: to Sunday. Will be packed with tourists from Thursday to Sunday,

551
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: and we'll take the rest of the week off.

552
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And I looked at the she sent

553
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: me the link to this new place. Yeah, it literally

554
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: says Tuesday to Sunday too.

555
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Well, Tuesday Sunday just means we're only closed Monday.

556
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: Right, But they're still closed one day of the week, right,

557
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: which Funday is kind of a night I like to

558
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: go have a dinner.

559
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because usually restaurants are open seven days a week

560
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: back in the day. Now all of a sudden, it's like, oh,

561
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: we need a day off or you know, staff relaxation.

562
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: Like no way, man, Like, what the hell? When I

563
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: worked a Dunkan Donuts, guess how many days we were open?

564
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: Seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days

565
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: a year.

566
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Speaker 2: Gas station next to us, I've said it before, they

567
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 2: were open seven days a week, three hundred and sixty

568
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 2: five days a year, twenty four hours a day. They realize,

569
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: now we don't get robbed if we're not open midnight

570
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: to five, so they shut it down. Whole foods I

571
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 2: don't open to like nine am. So to spite I've

572
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 2: never walked in there. Well, if you're gonna make weird hours,

573
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: I my name's been it. I ain't in it. My

574
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 2: name's Paul. It's up to y'all.

575
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: That Yeah, Okay, I was gonna say you have weird hours.

576
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 2: That I get the after hours is scary. But my

577
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 2: name's Larry. Go have a canary.

578
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: Well that's like when I worked to Dunkin Donuts, we

579
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: were never closed even on Thanksgiving. I mean, we're always.

580
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: Open that was the generation we came from.

581
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: Correct, and then one year he decides, okay, you know what,

582
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: I'll close on Thanksgiving. Someone robbed the play some things

583
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: like literally someone broke in the back door and broke

584
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: into the office and tried to steal like the safe

585
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: no bull crap, and he's like, all right, I'm not

586
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: closing again. They knew we were closed and they broke in,

587
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: and so it was open every day after that. That's

588
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: what happens when someone sees you doing your normal thing,

589
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: then you change things up. They come and get.

590
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 2: You radio guys five days a week, five to ten am.

591
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: And the podcast we don't change our hours pod. I mean,

592
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: the podcast did go from five days to three.

593
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, and that was too. Next it's gonna be

594
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: one day now, it's gonna be next. It is gonna

595
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: be one day a week. If we can get Coaches

596
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: Convention five, if people will come, then we can lower

597
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: it down to one day a week. That way people.

598
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: I know people have busy lives. There's no way they

599
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: can listen to all these pots.

600
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: But it's not that I use it. Well. I hate

601
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: to use an example from another podcast one that I

602
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: listen to McAfee. You just tune in. When you tune in,

603
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: you're listening, you're hearing. They're hearing bits of it, bits

604
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 2: of it. Ha, that's funny. That's why of the first

605
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: ten minutes need to be powerful. I've heard every episode

606
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: the first ten minutes. I don't know the rest of it.

607
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: Ten minutes got to be hard hitting. I want to

608
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 2: talk to you about that. That needs to be our

609
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: biggest material.

610
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: So we need to do our best stuff at the start, Sex, drugs,

611
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: rock and roll. You got a big story.

612
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 2: Lead with it. That's our block.

613
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: What did we lead with today?

614
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: That's the thing. It was just just on the mic scene.

615
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: If the bikes work? No?

616
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh, he was that I'm going to play golf. I mean,

617
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: if that's not a material, I don't know what is.

618
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: Are you going with anybody? No? Okay, literally going by

619
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 2: myself because I'm doing a song and dance with my

620
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: buddy Dave from college. Tuesday work, No, man, that was

621
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: too late. Tuesday, he calls me, Hey, man, Yeah, I

622
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: said it doesn't work right. Yeah, I'm not at the

623
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: course correct. When I said it doesn't work that it

624
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: actually meant that it doesn't really fit right. Okay, right,

625
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: What day Friday? No, that's kind of me and Beazer's

626
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: day Saturday? No, man, sorry, Saturday Saturday.

627
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Who plays on the weekend.

628
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm in that song and dance now where he's giving

629
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: me his schedule, I'm giving him my schedule. Guys, just

630
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: play on your own. You don't need to learn somebody

631
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: else's work schedule. When they take their lunches, what days

632
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: their boss lets them out early. You don't need all that.

633
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,479
Speaker 2: Go by yourself lunch. I tip my cap to you.

634
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take a break.

635
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 2: Crime Pod and.

636
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: I sat down last night to watch TV. There wasn't

637
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: nothing known.

638
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: That's gonna happen this time of the year.

639
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to sit there and think, what should

640
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: I watch tonight?

641
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: You need the Baseball Package on Video Prime. I know.

642
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if cousin Andrews still has the MLB Package.

643
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: I haven't used it because I just don't have enough time.

644
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: So I'll just turn into MLB Network and whatever's on there.

645
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: I watched that, but it's just like really like I

646
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: can't flip. It's like, oh, that game's on and then

647
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: it goes to commercial. It's like what else do I watch?

648
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: Allow me to sound old for a second. Guys. With

649
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 2: YouTube TV now, there's no channels, so all it is

650
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: is scrolling back in the day, you would type in

651
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 2: a channel and you could actually find something if MLB

652
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: network correct me if I'm wrong. If I haven't recently

653
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: watched it, or they don't have a live program on,

654
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: it doesn't even pop up. I can't find it on

655
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: my TV unless there's something live on it.

656
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how YouTube TV works.

657
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: I just go to the guide and I type in

658
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: what I want.

659
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: So I do miss cable for that, but other reasons

660
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: I love it, but it is. It is where the

661
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: MLB network sometimes I have MB networks. Sometimes I can't

662
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: find it. And you, if you want to search it,

663
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: good luck. You better clear out twenty minutes in your schedule.

664
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 2: AM over over over over, l down down down down

665
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: up up up up l B. I don't have time

666
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: for that, Guys. That twenty minutes just passed, and oh

667
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: what we got to go take care of dogs. Awesome?

668
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: All right, great, I didn't see it. Uh yeah, okay,

669
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: over to you, man.

670
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: So what do you want? Like? What do you watch

671
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: with Bay right now? What is your sh love Island.

672
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: No, I told you when it five thirty hits, that's

673
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 2: when your baseball is starting to roll in. We got

674
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 2: beat the Street going, so we got video prime or whatever.

675
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: And then what are you at on your beat the streak?

676
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 2: Two?

677
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: Zero?

678
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 2: Oh, we were at four. Now me and Justin are

679
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: both at zero. You ready for Justin's new plan?

680
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to hear it.

681
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: Well, it's called the reverse hit. So what we do

682
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: is we pick these guys like Otani Akuna, the big ones. Yeah,

683
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: and those are the same people that the top leaderboard

684
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: people pick, so we root against those people. So we

685
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: dropped to zero, they all dropped to zero, and their

686
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: morale drops even lower than zero, and then he goes,

687
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: then we go. Once we're all at zero.

688
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: Do you realize their morale has nothing to do with

689
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: how well you do and beat the streak? Like their

690
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: morale and where they're at has no bearing on how

691
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: you guys do, So it doesn't matter about them coming

692
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: back to zero.

693
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: And I said, so, let me get this straight. We're

694
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: rooting against our own hitters in a game where we

695
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: need our hitters to get a hit. He came up

696
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: with a new theory last night.

697
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to hear it. Well, cars one

698
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: was stupid.

699
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: Well, this one gets even more interesting. I was texting him.

700
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: That's how we lost at Freeman. I said, three under

701
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: the wickets. Got to reverse that and give Freeman a hit.

702
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 2: They didn't. The guy never touched the ball. But it

703
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: wasn't error on the rock.

704
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: I mean the Dodgers. I woke up. They only won

705
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: nine to seven.

706
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah against the Rockies that should have been about twenty.

707
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: Well, they were up eight to three.

708
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 2: I woke up he Texas late last night. Justin text

709
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: from Justin. I really have a theory. This is not

710
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: a joke. I repeat, not a joke. We can no

711
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: longer pick big name hitters at coors Field, or big

712
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: name hitters in general. Listen, we have to pick somebody

713
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 2: obscure like Riley Green Ernie Clement. Then we have to

714
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 2: root against the big dogs. We are making no headway

715
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: picking Atani and Akuna because that's what the leaders are doing.

716
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 2: This is called justin logic sixty nine reverse theorem.

717
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: The reverse theorem for the beat the streak win reverse

718
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 3: and we're both at zero and we're starting the reverse

719
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: hit theorem.

720
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I got a right oh, I understand his logic. He's

721
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: saying that you're never gonna catch those guys up there

722
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: at thirty five, thirty six because they're picking the same hitters.

723
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: So you gotta go with the lesser known guys like

724
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: Pete Crow Armstrong from the Cubs, from the Cubs, and

725
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: you have to pick them vlad Guerrero Junior to get

726
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: no hits. That way they drop, You move up to

727
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: two and you're ahead of them.

728
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: But mark my words, guys, you bite your dicks when

729
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: you say I'm wrong on this one. Pedro forty two,

730
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: he's the leader right now. He's at forty. He will

731
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: take a week off. He is, he is baseball smart.

732
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 2: He's never in a rush. He makes his pick at

733
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 2: the last second. Last night he picked nobody. He didn't

734
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 2: think he was advantageous. At Coors Field with the Dodgers,

735
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 2: we did. We thought Freeman was a lock. He went

736
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: zero for five.

737
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: How I mean, I feel like Pedro forty two is

738
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: gonna make a run at this thing.

739
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 2: He's at forty look out.

740
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: I get it. But if you're at forty, I mean

741
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: you would have I to me, the logic is, look,

742
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: whoever's playing at course, field. If it's a juggernaut like

743
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: the Dodgers. The Phillies played there a few weeks ago.

744
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: I would look at that team and be like, Okay,

745
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: that's who I'm going with because they're gonna score a

746
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: lot of runs.

747
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 2: We follow this guy who runs a log five theorem,

748
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 2: and he said Freeman was a lock. Last night Freeman

749
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: went over five. There's no locks. But he did explain

750
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: it as there's a seventy five percent chance you're gonna

751
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: get a hit with this theorem in play. So it's

752
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: better than roulette columns. Roulette columns, you pick two or

753
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 2: three columns, you got sixty six percent. This is better

754
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 2: than that. So if you Freeman not getting a hit

755
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 2: was like covering up two of the columns and both

756
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: the greens and you still not winning. It's possible, but

757
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: it's like, dang, my luck in Vegas is bad right now?

758
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that two column things that you.

759
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: Do sixty six percent, it's better than fifty. But you

760
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: got you're putting double the money. Yeah, you're putting two

761
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: hundred down to win one hundred instead of one hundred

762
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: to win one hundred and by sixteen percent.

763
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: No, No, the other way you'd be putting one hundred down

764
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 1: if you just put one column to win two hundred.

765
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: Correct with thirty three percent chance.

766
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: Yes, I like it because the greens aren't in a column.

767
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh man, If you guys don't do it columns,

768
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 2: you're gonna cover up a lot of the table. And

769
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: it works until it doesn't because the one time you

770
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: miss it, you're losing a two hundred chunk. But when

771
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: it does, it hit, I mean it'll hit like three

772
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: or four in a row.

773
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: Now, do you switch columns or you to keep them

774
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: on the same columns.

775
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: I'll switch it up column Yeah, and because then you

776
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: can go the lower number numbers the middle numbers. I

777
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: love columns. I remember just in the Suit I taught

778
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 2: him columns back in twenty thirteen. Guys, when you're you're

779
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 2: a historian like me, you go with the years. Just

780
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 2: in the Suit I taught him columns. I made one

781
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: thousand dollars time I went back to my hotel room.

782
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 2: I lost that thousand and another four hundred lost and

783
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: woke up the next morning on a Saturday, and South

784
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 2: Beach goes you have no money for college football betting?

785
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: You freaking dumb.

786
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Garrett. He texted me the other day and

787
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, man, I'm starting to get that. You

788
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: know how we talked about that football weekend in Vegas

789
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 1: where we're just gonna sit there and watch college football

790
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: on Saturday and NFL football on Sunday.

791
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: Same clothes, no hotel room.

792
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: Well no, we'll have hotel room and we'll have different clothes,

793
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: but no fancy clothes, no fancy dinners. Just chilling, drinking,

794
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: doing that. And I'm like yeah, and he started naming

795
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: some dates, and I swear to God, I must be

796
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,919
Speaker 1: an addict, because that night all I did was dream

797
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: about Vegas. I dreamed about flipping cards, rolling dice, placing bets,

798
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: bike jack and I was like, there is something wrong

799
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: with me, and I was the table was hot, and

800
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: in my dream I had to catch my flight back

801
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: or else I was gonna be late for the big show.

802
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: And I was torn on what to do because it

803
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: was so hot. And then Garrett's like, hey, dude, this

804
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: game's going into overtime. You got to come back to

805
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: the sports book. It was the dumbest dream ever, But

806
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: that tells me that I have a problem that I

807
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: need to get to Vegas. To cure because all he

808
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: did was mention a Vegas weekend coming up in the fall,

809
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: and literally five hours later, I have dreams about Vegas

810
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: and gambling and all that.

811
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 2: You go up the road where, oh those roads at

812
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: leave places.

813
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: What's that called Evansville, Evansville or the Mint? Tunica, Tunica,

814
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: the Mint.

815
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: These roads are all accessible, right, Just get in the

816
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 2: car and drive on a Friday.

817
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not going to golf, I'm going

818
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: to Evansville.

819
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: I went to Evansville and I went Tunica Solo, Baser

820
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: goes You're on your own, had a blast one at

821
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: both of them. Thousand dollars, got the hell out of town.

822
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: Evansville wasn't so much fun, you said it said it

823
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: was a lot longer drive than you thought.

824
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: Evansville. Guys, when we googled it, we must have done

825
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 2: the most casual search ever, because I thought it was

826
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: an hour. It's every bit of two hours.

827
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: And you and Justin were already just schlaver knockered.

828
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 2: No I drove. I didn't drink well.

829
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: J Juste a schlaberknocker. And he ran out of his

830
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars in the first twenty minutes.

831
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: Bud Heavy's sitting there betting one dollar on roulette for

832
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: two hours.

833
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: That's just right.

834
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: We gotta get out of here, dude. It's your birthday.

835
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 2: We just got here. How many times are you gonna

836
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: tell me we gotta get out of here. The moment

837
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 2: you're all in the vehicle, you're toasting to a good

838
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: time birthday, We're gonna hey, we're gonna watch the first

839
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: round of baseball, the second round of baseball. It is

840
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: six thirty. The games are in like the second Inny.

841
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: Hey man, we gotta get out of here.

842
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: He's like drunk, dude, what happened to does staying here

843
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 3: till midnight?

844
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: I said, if my baser doesn't care when I leave

845
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 2: six point thirty, he gets spooked. Hey man, we gotta

846
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: get out of here, dude, Calm the hell down.

847
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: He's like your parking is about to expiring. Ray's like,

848
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: all right, we're out of here. Let's go go, go

849
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: go go. Oh man, all right, we're out of here.

850
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go go golf. I'm gonna go enjoy the day.

851
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: I don't think this pod was good enough to be

852
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: from the main feed. This was a terrible one.

853
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: E I think it's good enough.

854
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: I think so.

855
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 2: Sometimes the ones you think are bad are actually really good,

856
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: if that makes any sense.

857
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It was Monday's good.

858
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 2: On Monday's we got in the weeds. We were talking travelers,

859
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 2: we got talking about Haliburton.

860
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that's too much, all right.

861
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: We may have to bring it on Friday.

862
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I may want to bring a Beza in.

863
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: Maybe he can pump us up.

864
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be the episode of the decade.

865
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: Man, because I maybe we're just burned out. I don't know,

866
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: Maybe we're just tired. Maybe it's the dog days of summer.

867
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: Just like in baseball, you know, it's starting to get

868
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: hot outside. You're drained emotionally, energetically.

869
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: Saw I was drinking down a flute of champagne and

870
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: at bees In I saw the sunrise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw. He went to Michigan. He went to

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Speaker 1: a bachelorette party this past weekend.

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Speaker 2: I saw the pictures because they still follow the girl

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Speaker 2: because she was in promotions. And I thought, man, that

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Speaker 2: looks like a Biza and that guy really looks like

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Speaker 2: a Visa. Oh Iza. I guess he's still friends with her,

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Speaker 2: and he went to her Bachelorette trip.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to the Bachelorette trip and it said

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Speaker 1: Brie with the balloons and there he was.

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Speaker 2: Hey, but abeze, it's her bridle shower. He was the

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Speaker 2: front of every picture.

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Speaker 1: That's one thing. I he was the Jaylen Williams of

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Speaker 1: the bride. I was like, dude, like, you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that.