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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you

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Speaker 1: rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a

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Speaker 1: paper cut on your finger every time you turn the

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Speaker 1: page of a book or a magazine or something, Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?

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Speaker 1: So what's worth?

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Speaker 2: Give me that paper cutt I'll take the paper book

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Speaker 2: because I ain't reading no book no way.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: It ain't for to be too much damage. Yeah, by

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Speaker 2: the time, I don't never read more than a page anyway,

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Speaker 2: I beat a page, bite my damn tongue.

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Speaker 1: I think I'd rather bite my tongue.

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Speaker 2: No, I know you don't.

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Speaker 1: We must ain't never beat it before. I've been my

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Speaker 1: tongue before. But I don't like paper cuts.

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Speaker 2: I hate that rather coming up.

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Speaker 1: Like you, rather do that?

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Speaker 2: No, ye, cut, I can't bite. I hate biting my tongue,

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Speaker 2: biting my jaw yall.

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Speaker 1: That is painful.

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Speaker 2: And when the molars chopped down, lord, and then you

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Speaker 2: do it back to back?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Make what is wrong with me?

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Speaker 1: You alone?

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Speaker 2: And take that the heel in there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah a long time? All right, here's another one. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather be a little late, just a little bit late,

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Speaker 1: or just way too early, way too early.

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Speaker 2: I'm going with the little late. Really yeah, I'm a

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Speaker 2: celebrity cordially.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be way too early sitting up in

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Speaker 2: here for me, I'm sitting up in here off and

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Speaker 2: like I'm thirsty, Like if y'all this will be yeah, Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting up here like I ain't got no work

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Speaker 2: or nothing. Role want to do this show? Hey, how

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Speaker 2: y'all doing this? Speaking of everybody coming into let's Steve Harvey. Hi, guys,

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Speaker 2: how you do what I'm here? Hey, just let that Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he just let whoever it is, let's let's let him

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Speaker 2: over here. But a five minutes early, really need this?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you're a celebrity, so you can l I

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Speaker 1: hate being late, Oh god, I hate.

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Speaker 2: I had a guy one time though. This happened in

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Speaker 2: New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This

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Speaker 2: had a meeting doing Essence Festival with this guy at

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Speaker 2: this restaurant and I had I had a driver, and

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Speaker 2: so the driver got caught up in traffic and was waiting,

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Speaker 2: and so when I got to the restaurant, I got

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Speaker 2: there ten minutes late. This guy was a white collar

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Speaker 2: Wall Street guy. He said, wow, you're late. I said yeah,

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Speaker 2: I called you man. I was running behind up my

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Speaker 2: driver got stuck in traffic. He said, you didn't think

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Speaker 2: to get a cab. I said, no, I didn't think

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Speaker 2: to get a cab. Well, if if a cab would

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Speaker 2: have gotten you here on time, you think that would

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Speaker 2: have been better. I said no, I can't get in cabs. Dog,

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Speaker 2: I'm famous. I don't know what this dude finna take me.

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Speaker 2: I got a drive. All of a sudden, he got

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Speaker 2: Steve Harvey the cab. Now I'm in the back of

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Speaker 2: the French Quarter getting my ass.

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Speaker 1: Whooped coming up at forty nine minutes tap to the hour.

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Speaker 1: It's our last break of the day, and of course

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Speaker 1: we'll get some closing remarks from the one and only,

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Speaker 1: our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Rather be a little late.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.