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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that a little later, but right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for the prank call. All right, nephew, what

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Speaker 1: you got?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know I'm always you know, at this time,

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Speaker 2: I'm always promoting whatever prank I'm sorry, whatever comedy show

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Speaker 2: I got coming up. That's the normal way I do

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Speaker 2: it right here. But I think on this day, you know,

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Speaker 2: I want to say happy anniversary to my beautiful, lovely

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Speaker 2: wife twenty two years on yeah, being married to my

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Speaker 2: crazy behind. I want to say, girl, you my ride

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Speaker 2: to die, my rock, my ship, my whole nine yards girl.

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Speaker 3: Woh oh three.

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Speaker 2: I tell all the time I got to die first

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Speaker 2: because I can't live without you. I'm telling you right

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Speaker 2: right now I can't. I can't. And last year I

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Speaker 2: damn near bed. Oh thank you Jesus, I'm still here.

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Speaker 3: What is in the world?

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Speaker 2: This is crazy?

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Speaker 1: But anniversary me and Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Twenty two, twenty two years.

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Speaker 1: Girl, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Look at God's amazing, amazing.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I do not take it for granted.

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Speaker 2: I do not take it for granted. This right here, though,

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Speaker 2: this for my baby. This right here is wet rode

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Speaker 2: uh huh, wet road. Were going to the church, and

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Speaker 2: now we're going down there to the church. Nice little

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Speaker 2: old you know, little wet road. But you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's sixty wet roads.

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Speaker 1: That's the one you picked today, That's the one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's how I want when I get to

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Speaker 3: Let's go get down to Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: reach miss good Ship God since the tarner. This is Brian.

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Speaker 3: I'm representing the youth. And of course you know we're

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Speaker 3: already having the fundraiser on Saturday, and I would like

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Speaker 3: to know are you going to be are you going

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Speaker 3: to be available to come out on Saturday, because we

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Speaker 3: got pretty much most of the most of the you

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Speaker 3: in the choir, correct, Yeah, I've.

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Speaker 4: Never heard of anything about anything on Saturday though.

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Speaker 3: Well, we got most of the choir members coming out

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Speaker 3: on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going

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Speaker 3: to be available on Saturday to come out and participate

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Speaker 3: in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their

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Speaker 3: vacation next year.

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Speaker 4: Oh you said all the other choir members. I never

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Speaker 4: heard anything from that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all of the choir members. We probably have about

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Speaker 3: ninety five percent of the choir members coming out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Now, we're doing from five to seven on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: So are you available five pm to seven pm? It's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your say?

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Speaker 3: Your name was Brian? I'm sorry. They call me Brian Ryan,

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Speaker 3: they call me Ba. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Did I meet you at the church?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and

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Speaker 3: they've already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in

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Speaker 3: marketing in school, so they're trying to get me to

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Speaker 3: take care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.

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Speaker 3: We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,

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Speaker 3: the choir members have been very receptive. You are the

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard about this.

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Speaker 3: Right right now? Are you able to bring your choir

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we sing we singing a song? What song did

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Speaker 4: you need us to sing? Did you tell a pastor

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you guys are not actually going to

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Speaker 3: So I want to, first of all, say thank you

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Speaker 3: first and foremost, I want to say thank you. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Is that we need the robes for I can bring

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Speaker 3: Just the rope. What's going to happen is you guys

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Speaker 3: aren't singing a song, but we're having a wet robe contest.

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Speaker 3: What now, a wet robe contest.

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Speaker 4: You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe, So

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Speaker 3: you don't have a T shirt on. What we need

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Speaker 4: Is no, no, no, no, no, no no, not in

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Speaker 4: the church. You're talking about the whole sie. So they're

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Speaker 4: going to do a wet robe contest. You said a

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Speaker 4: wet rode contest. I heard a wet T shirt contest.

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Speaker 4: That's not That's not the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Though, right, well, no, it's a little bit different. What

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Speaker 3: it is. You don't have a T shirt on, You

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Speaker 3: actually have your your your choir robe on, and you

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Speaker 3: don't have anything all underneath it. You don't wear any

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Speaker 3: clothes underneath of What we do is the ladies. Listen

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Speaker 3: to me. We're gonna let wet all of the ladies down,

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Speaker 3: and the sexiest one that's wet with their role is

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Speaker 3: gonna win five hundred dollars and half of the money

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Speaker 3: is gonna go to the children's vacation.

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Speaker 4: Hello, you're talking about a wet T shirt contest in

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Speaker 4: the church.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the wet road contest at the church.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying to get in there and and

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Speaker 4: be naked under.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be

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Speaker 3: out naked under a road. We need you to be

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Speaker 3: completely naked under your road, and we're gonna win everybody

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Speaker 3: down with the water holes, and the finest one is

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Speaker 3: going to be able to uh to win five hundred

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Speaker 3: that money is gonna go to the children's bay.

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Speaker 4: Can hold on? Hold on what you say?

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Speaker 3: Your name was again my name, my name is Brian Bray.

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Speaker 4: How long you've been a member of this church, because

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Speaker 4: I don't ever remember meeting.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've been a member for three weeks now, Like

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Speaker 3: I said, since I was amazing in marketing. They actually

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Speaker 4: No way after three weeks that they gonna put you

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Speaker 3: I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying to.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 3: They're trying to create the trying and you don't want

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Speaker 3: to help me here.

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Speaker 4: I want to help the kids, but I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: get up there in no choir, Rod. I'm doing my

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Speaker 4: best right now not to cush you out because I'm

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Speaker 4: a woman of God.

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Speaker 3: So you too good to be naked under your role,

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Speaker 3: But that's what you're saying, you're too good to look.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to exclaim myself, but I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: be naked up to no church.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So, so you can't do the naked roll car

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Speaker 3: or content. You can't do that.

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Speaker 4: For the kids. I know you're not about to tell

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Speaker 4: me what I can and cannot do for no kids. Now,

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Speaker 4: I don't know who gave me my number. But I

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Speaker 4: think you need to figure out who else to call

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Speaker 4: for this, because I'm not gonna be a part of this.

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Speaker 3: We call all the other QUME members and they don't

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Speaker 4: All the fire members. What are their names? What other

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Speaker 4: choir members did you call?

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Speaker 3: We call? We call sister Sister Bridget in the choir.

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Speaker 3: Sister Bridget didn't have a problem with it.

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Speaker 4: Ain't no Sister Bridget in the choir.

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Speaker 3: Okay. How about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir

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Speaker 3: was fine with it.

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Speaker 4: Ain't no Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.

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Speaker 3: but I think you know do you know Sister Divita

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Speaker 3: in the choir? Hello? Yes, Do you know Sister DaVita

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Speaker 4: I know Sister Divida.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So, so if Sister DaVita said that Sister Bridge

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Speaker 3: and Sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it, why

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Speaker 4: I'm not about to be naked in a church, a kid.

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Speaker 3: You're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be

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Speaker 3: in the back part of the church. And we're gonna

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Speaker 3: stray you down with a water holes on your rope.

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Speaker 4: That's what we're not gonna be up there. This is disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Well, Tommy said you would do it, Thomas said, you

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Speaker 3: didn't have no problem doing.

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Speaker 4: Who the hell is Tommy? We don't even have a

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Speaker 4: Tommy at the church. You keep making up at these lads.

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Speaker 3: Tommy is nephew tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: That's who Tommy is. Hello, Yes, this is Tommy, baby,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's not real.

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Speaker 3: This is not is not real baby, that nobody was

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Speaker 3: calling you about doing a wet rope you are.

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Speaker 4: I was goinna go out on you.

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Speaker 3: You was already going off on me. Vita got me

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Speaker 3: the prank phone call you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm gonna get.

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Speaker 3: I was holding my tongue what you saying? You was

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Speaker 3: about to cust.

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Speaker 4: I was about to cut you out right out.

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Speaker 3: Every baby, I gotta ask you gotta I mean, what's

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Speaker 3: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 3: the late Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: And there you have it?

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew, great one. All right Coming

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Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with

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Speaker 1: the Cookie Monster. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.