WEBVTT - Coldplay Trends Cam 7/17: Coldplay KissCam, MAGA Crashout, State Dept., Tiny Chef, UNO 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.120 Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Coldplay 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:08.239 Trends Cam. Don't don't want to get caught on that 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.760 Coldplay because you might end up like ast. 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:13.400 My name is Jack O'Brien. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:17.880 That over there is mister Miles Gay Straight. I'm just 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.000 right back from the Coldplay concert last night. It was 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:24.880 a fucking movie' all, amazing like a movie for. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:26.960 Real my life is like a movie for. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.960 Real there's some really awesome stuff And i'm glad everyone's 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:31.639 JUST i think people were fucking with the VIDEO i 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:35.520 posted on TikTok where the guys kiss almost? 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:36.560 Video that's a great. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:43.400 Question they Should they should win a pea. Bitty, anyways we, 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:47.560 are of course talking about the, video uh that everybody's 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.640 seen by now where The coldplay concert? 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.519 Go look now Look coldplay CHEATING. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:57.120 Ceo, yes the Cold coldplay has a kiss cam segment 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:01.080 of their, concert which, hell, yeah good job Cold. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:06.640 Play you want to be the game, exactly that's exactly 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:06.880 what you. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:11.600 Get you can also a Cold play ice Cream sundays 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.679 and Cold play baseball helmets. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:16.520 The country they. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:21.360 Do Chris martin is an entertainer and he just riffs 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.520 his way around the crowd and, uh the kiss. Cam 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.320 we talked about this, tomorrow but we can't not talk 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.480 about it in. Trends, also the cam settles on two 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.720 people who are for some, reason and this has to 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.000 have something to do with them being just like high 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.920 powered executives who nothing bad has happened to for the past. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.800 Decade it has not crossed their mind that in this 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:51.040 concert where they're going around showing different people like embracing 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:55.120 and having romantic, moments that they will get shown on the. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:59.160 Camera and when they, do the dude goes straight down 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:03.280 the barrel of the, camera eyes go, wide she goes 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:08.960 hands to, face And Chris martin, Goes, okay they're either 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.080 having an affair or or very. Shy because they're clearly 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.160 having an. Affair he's got his arms like wrapped around 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:20.760 her from the. Back very high school couple. Exactly it's 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.359 the thing that high school couples do and and people 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:24.720 having an. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.880 Affair he actually got around the. Chest he kind of 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:27.240 going for. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:29.480 It you, know if you're going to be this, clip 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.720 this frame right, here this is the frame where they 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:36.320 are now processing that they are on the screen like 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.600 this is like the New zippruder. FILM i feel like 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.359 you can frame by frame by frame it they, go, 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:42.440 oh that's. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.280 Hands her hands go to her face to cover. Up 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:49.639 he does the elevator, move the going down. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.119 The floor boo boo boo boo boo. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:56.440 Boom he literally his head, down his squats. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.880 Goes to the ground like an M M a ground on. Fighter. Yeah, 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.840 yeah it is interesting to imagine what he's doing down 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:03.280 there on the. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.320 Ground and also, look she then nudges this woman next 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.959 to her right. Here oh see before look in tomorrow's. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.799 EPISODE i haven't put together who this woman is they're interacting, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.680 with but we did a little bit of. Research she 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.240 nudges this, woman she elbows and she. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:16.560 Goes can you believe they think that's my? 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.960 Ass and then this lady got her hands on her 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.480 face like she's got her hand to the side of her, 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:24.000 face LIKE i don't know. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.680 You, Yeah and this is her. Boss this is her. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:32.160 Boss she was just promoted A vp of people At 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.280 astronomer THE ai. 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:35.840 Infrastructure come wherever the fuck they. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.920 Are an important lesson for everybody to learn is one 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.960 of the ways that you, can like you, know grow 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.880 your career in the corporate. Landscape one of the ways 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.120 is like doing doing good, stuff making money for the, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.880 corporation selling your soul just a little piece at a. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:56.360 Time another way is like knowing about the. Dirt, yeah hell, 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.800 yeah you, know going Full epstein on that. App, Well lissa's, 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.160 good you know WHAT i. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:02.800 MEAN i, mean well she. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.560 Was she was when it was a, secret because she 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:07.080 the big piece of. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.400 Capital yeah, yeah it's. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:14.080 Uh and she goes a shade of red that heretofore 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:15.280 unseen on a human. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:16.760 Body, well you do. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.159 See it on white people who are get too drunk 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.240 on a cruise to The. Caribbean, yeah And i've been 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.279 in the sun too. Long that's kind of the shade of. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:24.960 Red she is drunk and sun burnt. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.920 Red there were some white people At wimbledon who were 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:31.919 practicing the. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:32.680 LEAD i don't. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:36.040 KNOW i think they were probably, drunk but they were 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:40.760 also just like Not they hadn't heard of sunscreen and 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:44.920 were just being burnt to a crisp out. There but, 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.719 anyways this is a story that is developing at the 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.000 speed of The. Internet the Entire internet's eyes are upon. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.600 This people are, like oh my, god his wife just 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.680 like dropped his name from Her facebook. Profile, yeah her 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.520 husband blah, blah, blah we don't have. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:00.359 Conformation the. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:06.000 Articles, though who are pointing out every single person in 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:09.800 this video is wild to me and also LinkedIn, yo 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.799 their LinkedIn pages are fucking mess because the comments. Sections 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.960 people are just fucking kicking their teeth. In so this 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.640 woman who was caught with THE, ceo she was the 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.119 chief people. Officer someone just Said i'd like to apply 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.400 for like to a post she put on. LinkedIn they 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:26.760 come And i'd like to apply to the role Of 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.880 Chief People. OFFICER i spoke to you with The coldplate 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.160 concert AND i understand the role will be opening. Shortly 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:35.240 thanks again for the. Opportunity oh my, god it's. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:36.720 Can't people just? 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.359 LOOK i mean they had too much dip on their, 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.159 chip you know WHAT i? Mean people uhould go To motel's, okay, 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:45.040 right and where to get a corporate? Outing and we're 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.640 doing this in front of. Employees, yeah, like that's that's. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:52.599 Sloppy come on, now loppy, anyway where were? 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.760 We, well so we are still investigating whether this was 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.760 done to distract the internet From epstein could be still. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:05.280 On Unknown trump supporters are burning mega. Hats, YEAH i 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:06.159 wonder do you think. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.360 He's gonna come out and comment on The Coldplay on 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.479 The coldplay, scandal he was, like try and build, it you, 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:16.360 know trying to get. Interested you see these, people folks 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:16.920 very bad. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.039 Stuff it's, like, bro you're also a serial to what 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:19.720 are we talking? 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:24.960 About like kind of looks Like Gavin. Newsom i'm just, Saying, simmons, 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.480 Huh celtics fan. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:31.680 People are burning mega hats after he dismissed The epstein 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.320 files as a as a. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:38.359 Hoax and it's, Jokes, Bro it's a. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:42.159 Hoax but Then Caroline levitt had to do some cleaning 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.840 up because she was asked, like what part. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.000 Of the hoax was a? Hoax and what's not a? 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:48.440 Hoax are these? 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.839 Jokes And Caroline levit's like the hoax is that The 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:55.000 democrats have been sitting on this and they didn't do 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.760 anything and they don't actually care about. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.039 Transparency it's, like that's not a good that is not 0:06:59.120 --> 0:06:59.360 a good. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.000 Defense, yeah this is. Bad this is, Bad BUT i 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.799 do think it's worth listening. 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.160 To do you want to hear that? One or do 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:06.919 you want to hear how hard it is to be? 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.280 President because that's where She she then follows, UP i 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.480 want to hear both to be honest with. You, okay 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:16.559 could we hear both the person's question and her being 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:20.360 like like The democrats would have done any better or 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:24.119 something like it's it's just so clearly, like, yeah we fucked, 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:27.360 up so did The. Democrats they're bad, Too like so 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.600 how did that your sound of your? 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.160 Mouth? Caroline here we. Go this is her asking what's 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.720 the hoax and what's not the? Hoax thank, You. Caroline 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.280 there's been a lot of discussion about The epstein files 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:40.560 And president's comments yesterday calling it a? Hoax can you 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:44.080 clarify which part of The epstein hoax is the hoax? 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:48.200 Part The president is referring to the fact That democrats 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.640 have now seized on this as if they wanted transparency 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.680 as it is To Jeffrey, epstein which is an asinine 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.560 suggestion for Any democrat to. Make The democrats had control 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.600 of this, building The White house for four, years and 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.120 they didn't do a dang thing when it came to 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.520 transparency in regards To Jeffrey epstein and his heinous. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.240 Crimes man and his heinous. Crimes she said that was. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:14.400 Weird hate now and his heinous? Crimes what best? 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:18.200 Crimes, look she's, trying, man she's trying if they this 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:18.640 one is. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.560 Like what if they don't even? Care, Dude, like if they, 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.040 cared they would have just dropped the. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:28.240 Fucking, bomb, Right so you're, saying in giving that, explanation 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.960 you are acknowledging that there is a bomb to. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:36.839 Drop what hold? ON i gotta where are you going? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.800 Here you were talking about The democrats for not releasing 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.480 The epstein, files which is what people are mad about 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.120 you not, releasing, Right but. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:50.320 They didn't even care, Either oh, Right so like we 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:51.160 don't funk with them. 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:54.280 Either but what we're saying, though is that you guys 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.959 said you were Gonna you were, like there's, Files we're 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.640 about to drop the, bomb and then you didn't Drop 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.480 you didn't release, them neither did The. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.079 Democrats. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.600 Yeah, well, Hey i'm, like could it be that maybe 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:10.720 this scandal is so explosive that it's gonna touch every 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:11.920 part of the political? 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.360 Spectrum maybe is that what it? Is could be that, 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:15.440 TOO i don't. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:15.520 Know. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.439 Uh this is her then going on to be like you, guys. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.480 Like you guys are so fucking unfair to the, President 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.920 like what the? Fuck like now we're pivoting to what 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.400 the fuck type of the word is so. 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:30.720 Hard so the president has been, transparent he has followed 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.800 through on his promises to The american, people but he 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:37.560 doesn't like to see democrats in the mainstream media covering 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.040 this like it's the biggest story that The american people 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:40.920 care about the. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:44.079 PRESIDENT i, mean so it is right. 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:47.040 Now it is because of the way he's reacting to, 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.000 it like it wasn't last week and then he was, like, 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.880 uh that story that you guys cared. About i'm going 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.840 to act extremely suspicious and act like there's nothing to 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.480 see here and just keep saying nothing to see here 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.640 when people say they're like the building that you're standing 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.400 in front, of there's like a firework shooting out of 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.280 it and there's like shilloing out of. IT u you 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:15.040 start saying that we're bad people and that we might 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.800 be evil because we're saying. That like so that's where 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.640 it like starts to get, weird is where is your? 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:24.480 Reaction it's so have you seen The coldplay, video because 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.360 it's kind of there's a metaphor. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:27.520 Here it's like there's a. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.280 Lesson wasn't that wasn't a story when they were just 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:34.520 like hugging and then the way they, reacted suggested to 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:35.640 us that. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:39.600 Maybe there's something. WRONG i don't. Know, ye what do we? Think? 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:43.720 Carolyn oh my, God i'm just LIKE i don't understand 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.240 like the biggest story That american people care about right, 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.200 now you guys are treating like the biggest story they 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:48.560 even care. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:49.960 About like there's so many other things to be. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.920 Instructor it's like so, unfair, funny how like as if 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.280 this is where they even care. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.840 About she's out of her depth because she's what twenty 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.880 seven or? Something? Right she had twenty? Seven thank? 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.040 GOD i, mean this is what happens when you haven't 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.880 been lying long. Enough like, yeah you sound like you're 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:09.520 in high school and you Really, yeah. 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.280 There's like a part of her that she had to 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.080 kill for this job that isn't all the way. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.880 DEAD i feel like maybe, no but, anyway you guys 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.880 are being so. Unfair let's hear let's hear her. Out 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.280 the president has been working so hard this. Week On, 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.720 tuesday he went To. Pennsylvania sorry are you about to? Cry? 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.560 Girl she sounded like she was about to cry when 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:30.000 talking about how hard the president is. Working one more 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.560 to heart the job that it requires people to work. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:35.400 Hard that's not. Right let's hear it. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.840 Again where can people care? About the president has been 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.000 working so hard this. Week On tuesday he went To 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.600 pennsylvania where he secured ninety billion. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.679 Dollars oh my. God On tuesday he went to a 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:49.840 place To. Pennsylvania oh my, god he secured ninety billion 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:55.280 crypto dollars for the. Commonwealth, wow, wowie. Wowie is he a? 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:58.120 PEDOPHILE i think she has actually fully killed off the. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:01.400 PART i THINK i think that is actually, genuine like 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.880 full blown cult. Vibes, actually she's, like but you don't 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.440 know how hard it is for our dear. Leader oh, 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.959 YEAH i mean she might just be one of those 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:11.800 serial people. 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.320 Pleasers too that it just, yeah, yeah you, know it's 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.920 just oh but she'll be twenty eight this, year so you, 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:18.440 know good for. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.160 Her we love to see. It we love to see. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:23.280 It that is. Wild that's LIKE nba age where you're, like, 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.000 actually pretty shit your career after. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.439 All BUT i feel like you probably hit your liar 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.679 peak like in your, Fifties like if you've been doing 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.520 it long, enough that's when you're like in the, zone 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.280 you know WHAT i mean for spinning. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.960 Shit but, yeah like at, it, yeah you, know you 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.719 start as a, liar but you still kind of suck at. It. 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.880 Exactly you're still. Green, rook you're still. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:48.040 Green, anyways the other big news In trump world is 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:51.760 that his feet are blowing up like you thought they. Would, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.040 yeah blowing up like The World. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:54.440 Trade. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:13:04.280 Uh he has undergone medical testing for leg. Swelling. Uh, menzel. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.520 It's. That that's what the condition is. Called. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:11.360 Guys, sorry that's CALLED i don't make the. RULES i 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.319 just that's The Latin i'm. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:18.360 Reading, okay that's what's that's what's. There, yeah like. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.360 The the hand bruising that they've also been clocking like. 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.640 That one camera guy was, like let me zoom in 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:24.960 on your makeup bruise. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.920 Hand, yeah there's a lot of makeup on his, hands 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.600 which is. Normal we all wear tons of makeup on 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.400 our hands. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:37.559 EXACTLY i mean this, Apparently know it's not don't get. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.920 Excited it's a pretty common ailment and feels like it's it's, 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.960 fine it's. Fine the one thing, though that they said 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.760 was that his hand was bruising because he's handshaking. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.560 So, much is What Caroline levitt. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:53.520 Said that seems abnormal to, me shaking WITH i, MEAN 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:56.520 i know he goes and when it comes to fucking 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.600 Handshakesos u Javan. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:01.960 Kerr do you all remember that commercial where he had 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.640 the fucking ruler between his thumb and. PINKY i, mean 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.120 these are the people he's shaking hands. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.079 With of, course they're going around to the biggest hands and. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:13.000 Town just that, one that one famous arm wrestler guy 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.800 who's got just like the giant arm. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:16.600 Him it's hard out. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:21.000 Here slowly wraps his hand around your. Hand before there 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.080 was once a great deal of attention paid to his handshake, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.240 tactics and like how he would like try. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:30.440 And jerk your arm out of and. Socket, yeah maybe 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.520 maybe there's your, problem mister. PRESIDENT i don't know how 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.800 that makes all the liquid in your body flood to your. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:40.160 Ankles but, well it's, okay it's, okay it's, okay it's. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.440 Okay we're just, wait you, know we're presidency over here 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.720 on this on this. Side that's all we could. Do 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.640 there's nothing that can be. DONE i think we should 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.120 actually he should not go to the. 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