Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Coldplay
Speaker 1: Trends Cam. Don't don't want to get caught on that
Speaker 1: Coldplay because you might end up like ast.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 3: That over there is mister Miles Gay Straight. I'm just
Speaker 3: right back from the Coldplay concert last night. It was
Speaker 3: a fucking movie' all, amazing like a movie for.
Speaker 2: Real my life is like a movie for.
Speaker 3: Real there's some really awesome stuff And i'm glad everyone's
Speaker 3: JUST i think people were fucking with the VIDEO i
Speaker 3: posted on TikTok where the guys kiss almost?
Speaker 2: Video that's a great.
Speaker 1: Question they Should they should win a pea. Bitty, anyways we,
Speaker 1: are of course talking about the, video uh that everybody's
Speaker 1: seen by now where The coldplay concert?
Speaker 2: Go look now Look coldplay CHEATING.
Speaker 1: Ceo, yes the Cold coldplay has a kiss cam segment
Speaker 1: of their, concert which, hell, yeah good job Cold.
Speaker 2: Play you want to be the game, exactly that's exactly
Speaker 2: what you.
Speaker 1: Get you can also a Cold play ice Cream sundays
Speaker 1: and Cold play baseball helmets.
Speaker 2: The country they.
Speaker 1: Do Chris martin is an entertainer and he just riffs
Speaker 1: his way around the crowd and, uh the kiss. Cam
Speaker 1: we talked about this, tomorrow but we can't not talk
Speaker 1: about it in. Trends, also the cam settles on two
Speaker 1: people who are for some, reason and this has to
Speaker 1: have something to do with them being just like high
Speaker 1: powered executives who nothing bad has happened to for the past.
Speaker 1: Decade it has not crossed their mind that in this
Speaker 1: concert where they're going around showing different people like embracing
Speaker 1: and having romantic, moments that they will get shown on the.
Speaker 1: Camera and when they, do the dude goes straight down
Speaker 1: the barrel of the, camera eyes go, wide she goes
Speaker 1: hands to, face And Chris martin, Goes, okay they're either
Speaker 1: having an affair or or very. Shy because they're clearly
Speaker 1: having an. Affair he's got his arms like wrapped around
Speaker 1: her from the. Back very high school couple. Exactly it's
Speaker 1: the thing that high school couples do and and people
Speaker 1: having an.
Speaker 2: Affair he actually got around the. Chest he kind of
Speaker 2: going for.
Speaker 3: It you, know if you're going to be this, clip
Speaker 3: this frame right, here this is the frame where they
Speaker 3: are now processing that they are on the screen like
Speaker 3: this is like the New zippruder. FILM i feel like
Speaker 3: you can frame by frame by frame it they, go,
Speaker 3: oh that's.
Speaker 1: Hands her hands go to her face to cover. Up
Speaker 1: he does the elevator, move the going down.
Speaker 2: The floor boo boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 1: Boom he literally his head, down his squats.
Speaker 2: Goes to the ground like an M M a ground on. Fighter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah it is interesting to imagine what he's doing down
Speaker 2: there on the.
Speaker 3: Ground and also, look she then nudges this woman next
Speaker 3: to her right. Here oh see before look in tomorrow's.
Speaker 3: EPISODE i haven't put together who this woman is they're interacting,
Speaker 3: with but we did a little bit of. Research she
Speaker 3: nudges this, woman she elbows and she.
Speaker 2: Goes can you believe they think that's my?
Speaker 3: Ass and then this lady got her hands on her
Speaker 3: face like she's got her hand to the side of her,
Speaker 3: face LIKE i don't know.
Speaker 2: You, Yeah and this is her. Boss this is her.
Speaker 3: Boss she was just promoted A vp of people At
Speaker 3: astronomer THE ai.
Speaker 2: Infrastructure come wherever the fuck they.
Speaker 1: Are an important lesson for everybody to learn is one
Speaker 1: of the ways that you, can like you, know grow
Speaker 1: your career in the corporate. Landscape one of the ways
Speaker 1: is like doing doing good, stuff making money for the,
Speaker 1: corporation selling your soul just a little piece at a.
Speaker 1: Time another way is like knowing about the. Dirt, yeah hell,
Speaker 1: yeah you, know going Full epstein on that. App, Well lissa's,
Speaker 1: good you know WHAT i.
Speaker 2: MEAN i, mean well she.
Speaker 1: Was she was when it was a, secret because she
Speaker 1: the big piece of.
Speaker 2: Capital yeah, yeah it's.
Speaker 1: Uh and she goes a shade of red that heretofore
Speaker 1: unseen on a human.
Speaker 2: Body, well you do.
Speaker 3: See it on white people who are get too drunk
Speaker 3: on a cruise to The. Caribbean, yeah And i've been
Speaker 3: in the sun too. Long that's kind of the shade of.
Speaker 3: Red she is drunk and sun burnt.
Speaker 1: Red there were some white people At wimbledon who were
Speaker 1: practicing the.
Speaker 2: LEAD i don't.
Speaker 1: KNOW i think they were probably, drunk but they were
Speaker 1: also just like Not they hadn't heard of sunscreen and
Speaker 1: were just being burnt to a crisp out. There but,
Speaker 1: anyways this is a story that is developing at the
Speaker 1: speed of The. Internet the Entire internet's eyes are upon.
Speaker 1: This people are, like oh my, god his wife just
Speaker 1: like dropped his name from Her facebook. Profile, yeah her
Speaker 1: husband blah, blah, blah we don't have.
Speaker 2: Conformation the.
Speaker 3: Articles, though who are pointing out every single person in
Speaker 3: this video is wild to me and also LinkedIn, yo
Speaker 3: their LinkedIn pages are fucking mess because the comments. Sections
Speaker 3: people are just fucking kicking their teeth. In so this
Speaker 3: woman who was caught with THE, ceo she was the
Speaker 3: chief people. Officer someone just Said i'd like to apply
Speaker 3: for like to a post she put on. LinkedIn they
Speaker 3: come And i'd like to apply to the role Of
Speaker 3: Chief People. OFFICER i spoke to you with The coldplate
Speaker 3: concert AND i understand the role will be opening. Shortly
Speaker 3: thanks again for the. Opportunity oh my, god it's.
Speaker 2: Can't people just?
Speaker 3: LOOK i mean they had too much dip on their,
Speaker 3: chip you know WHAT i? Mean people uhould go To motel's, okay,
Speaker 3: right and where to get a corporate? Outing and we're
Speaker 3: doing this in front of. Employees, yeah, like that's that's.
Speaker 3: Sloppy come on, now loppy, anyway where were?
Speaker 1: We, well so we are still investigating whether this was
Speaker 1: done to distract the internet From epstein could be still.
Speaker 1: On Unknown trump supporters are burning mega. Hats, YEAH i
Speaker 1: wonder do you think.
Speaker 2: He's gonna come out and comment on The Coldplay on
Speaker 2: The coldplay, scandal he was, like try and build, it you,
Speaker 2: know trying to get. Interested you see these, people folks
Speaker 2: very bad.
Speaker 3: Stuff it's, like, bro you're also a serial to what
Speaker 3: are we talking?
Speaker 2: About like kind of looks Like Gavin. Newsom i'm just, Saying, simmons,
Speaker 2: Huh celtics fan.
Speaker 1: People are burning mega hats after he dismissed The epstein
Speaker 1: files as a as a.
Speaker 2: Hoax and it's, Jokes, Bro it's a.
Speaker 3: Hoax but Then Caroline levitt had to do some cleaning
Speaker 3: up because she was asked, like what part.
Speaker 2: Of the hoax was a? Hoax and what's not a?
Speaker 2: Hoax are these?
Speaker 3: Jokes And Caroline levit's like the hoax is that The
Speaker 3: democrats have been sitting on this and they didn't do
Speaker 3: anything and they don't actually care about.
Speaker 2: Transparency it's, like that's not a good that is not
Speaker 2: a good.
Speaker 1: Defense, yeah this is. Bad this is, Bad BUT i
Speaker 1: do think it's worth listening.
Speaker 3: To do you want to hear that? One or do
Speaker 3: you want to hear how hard it is to be?
Speaker 3: President because that's where She she then follows, UP i
Speaker 3: want to hear both to be honest with. You, okay
Speaker 3: could we hear both the person's question and her being
Speaker 3: like like The democrats would have done any better or
Speaker 3: something like it's it's just so clearly, like, yeah we fucked,
Speaker 3: up so did The. Democrats they're bad, Too like so
Speaker 3: how did that your sound of your?
Speaker 2: Mouth? Caroline here we. Go this is her asking what's
Speaker 2: the hoax and what's not the? Hoax thank, You. Caroline
Speaker 2: there's been a lot of discussion about The epstein files
Speaker 2: And president's comments yesterday calling it a? Hoax can you
Speaker 2: clarify which part of The epstein hoax is the hoax?
Speaker 4: Part The president is referring to the fact That democrats
Speaker 4: have now seized on this as if they wanted transparency
Speaker 4: as it is To Jeffrey, epstein which is an asinine
Speaker 4: suggestion for Any democrat to. Make The democrats had control
Speaker 4: of this, building The White house for four, years and
Speaker 4: they didn't do a dang thing when it came to
Speaker 4: transparency in regards To Jeffrey epstein and his heinous.
Speaker 1: Crimes man and his heinous. Crimes she said that was.
Speaker 1: Weird hate now and his heinous? Crimes what best?
Speaker 3: Crimes, look she's, trying, man she's trying if they this
Speaker 3: one is.
Speaker 2: Like what if they don't even? Care, Dude, like if they,
Speaker 2: cared they would have just dropped the.
Speaker 1: Fucking, bomb, Right so you're, saying in giving that, explanation
Speaker 1: you are acknowledging that there is a bomb to.
Speaker 2: Drop what hold? ON i gotta where are you going?
Speaker 1: Here you were talking about The democrats for not releasing
Speaker 1: The epstein, files which is what people are mad about
Speaker 1: you not, releasing, Right but.
Speaker 2: They didn't even care, Either oh, Right so like we
Speaker 2: don't funk with them.
Speaker 1: Either but what we're saying, though is that you guys
Speaker 1: said you were Gonna you were, like there's, Files we're
Speaker 1: about to drop the, bomb and then you didn't Drop
Speaker 1: you didn't release, them neither did The.
Speaker 2: Democrats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Hey i'm, like could it be that maybe
Speaker 3: this scandal is so explosive that it's gonna touch every
Speaker 3: part of the political?
Speaker 2: Spectrum maybe is that what it? Is could be that,
Speaker 2: TOO i don't.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 2: Uh this is her then going on to be like you, guys.
Speaker 3: Like you guys are so fucking unfair to the, President
Speaker 3: like what the? Fuck like now we're pivoting to what
Speaker 3: the fuck type of the word is so.
Speaker 4: Hard so the president has been, transparent he has followed
Speaker 4: through on his promises to The american, people but he
Speaker 4: doesn't like to see democrats in the mainstream media covering
Speaker 4: this like it's the biggest story that The american people
Speaker 4: care about the.
Speaker 2: PRESIDENT i, mean so it is right.
Speaker 1: Now it is because of the way he's reacting to,
Speaker 1: it like it wasn't last week and then he was, like,
Speaker 1: uh that story that you guys cared. About i'm going
Speaker 1: to act extremely suspicious and act like there's nothing to
Speaker 1: see here and just keep saying nothing to see here
Speaker 1: when people say they're like the building that you're standing
Speaker 1: in front, of there's like a firework shooting out of
Speaker 1: it and there's like shilloing out of. IT u you
Speaker 1: start saying that we're bad people and that we might
Speaker 1: be evil because we're saying. That like so that's where
Speaker 1: it like starts to get, weird is where is your?
Speaker 1: Reaction it's so have you seen The coldplay, video because
Speaker 1: it's kind of there's a metaphor.
Speaker 2: Here it's like there's a.
Speaker 1: Lesson wasn't that wasn't a story when they were just
Speaker 1: like hugging and then the way they, reacted suggested to
Speaker 1: us that.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's something. WRONG i don't. Know, ye what do we? Think?
Speaker 3: Carolyn oh my, God i'm just LIKE i don't understand
Speaker 3: like the biggest story That american people care about right,
Speaker 3: now you guys are treating like the biggest story they
Speaker 3: even care.
Speaker 2: About like there's so many other things to be.
Speaker 1: Instructor it's like so, unfair, funny how like as if
Speaker 1: this is where they even care.
Speaker 2: About she's out of her depth because she's what twenty
Speaker 2: seven or? Something? Right she had twenty? Seven thank?
Speaker 3: GOD i, mean this is what happens when you haven't
Speaker 3: been lying long. Enough like, yeah you sound like you're
Speaker 3: in high school and you Really, yeah.
Speaker 1: There's like a part of her that she had to
Speaker 1: kill for this job that isn't all the way.
Speaker 2: DEAD i feel like maybe, no but, anyway you guys
Speaker 2: are being so. Unfair let's hear let's hear her. Out
Speaker 2: the president has been working so hard this. Week On,
Speaker 2: tuesday he went To. Pennsylvania sorry are you about to? Cry?
Speaker 1: Girl she sounded like she was about to cry when
Speaker 1: talking about how hard the president is. Working one more
Speaker 1: to heart the job that it requires people to work.
Speaker 2: Hard that's not. Right let's hear it.
Speaker 4: Again where can people care? About the president has been
Speaker 4: working so hard this. Week On tuesday he went To
Speaker 4: pennsylvania where he secured ninety billion.
Speaker 2: Dollars oh my. God On tuesday he went to a
Speaker 2: place To. Pennsylvania oh my, god he secured ninety billion
Speaker 2: crypto dollars for the. Commonwealth, wow, wowie. Wowie is he a?
Speaker 1: PEDOPHILE i think she has actually fully killed off the.
Speaker 1: PART i THINK i think that is actually, genuine like
Speaker 1: full blown cult. Vibes, actually she's, like but you don't
Speaker 1: know how hard it is for our dear. Leader oh,
Speaker 1: YEAH i mean she might just be one of those
Speaker 1: serial people.
Speaker 3: Pleasers too that it just, yeah, yeah you, know it's
Speaker 3: just oh but she'll be twenty eight this, year so you,
Speaker 3: know good for.
Speaker 2: Her we love to see. It we love to see.
Speaker 2: It that is. Wild that's LIKE nba age where you're, like,
Speaker 2: actually pretty shit your career after.
Speaker 3: All BUT i feel like you probably hit your liar
Speaker 3: peak like in your, Fifties like if you've been doing
Speaker 3: it long, enough that's when you're like in the, zone
Speaker 3: you know WHAT i mean for spinning.
Speaker 1: Shit but, yeah like at, it, yeah you, know you
Speaker 1: start as a, liar but you still kind of suck at. It.
Speaker 2: Exactly you're still. Green, rook you're still.
Speaker 1: Green, anyways the other big news In trump world is
Speaker 1: that his feet are blowing up like you thought they. Would,
Speaker 1: yeah blowing up like The World.
Speaker 2: Trade.
Speaker 1: Uh he has undergone medical testing for leg. Swelling. Uh, menzel.
Speaker 2: It's. That that's what the condition is. Called.
Speaker 1: Guys, sorry that's CALLED i don't make the. RULES i
Speaker 1: just that's The Latin i'm.
Speaker 2: Reading, okay that's what's that's what's. There, yeah like.
Speaker 3: The the hand bruising that they've also been clocking like.
Speaker 3: That one camera guy was, like let me zoom in
Speaker 3: on your makeup bruise.
Speaker 1: Hand, yeah there's a lot of makeup on his, hands
Speaker 1: which is. Normal we all wear tons of makeup on
Speaker 1: our hands.
Speaker 2: EXACTLY i mean this, Apparently know it's not don't get.
Speaker 3: Excited it's a pretty common ailment and feels like it's it's,
Speaker 3: fine it's. Fine the one thing, though that they said
Speaker 3: was that his hand was bruising because he's handshaking.
Speaker 2: So, much is What Caroline levitt.
Speaker 1: Said that seems abnormal to, me shaking WITH i, MEAN
Speaker 1: i know he goes and when it comes to fucking
Speaker 1: Handshakesos u Javan.
Speaker 3: Kerr do you all remember that commercial where he had
Speaker 3: the fucking ruler between his thumb and. PINKY i, mean
Speaker 3: these are the people he's shaking hands.
Speaker 2: With of, course they're going around to the biggest hands and.
Speaker 3: Town just that, one that one famous arm wrestler guy
Speaker 3: who's got just like the giant arm.
Speaker 2: Him it's hard out.
Speaker 1: Here slowly wraps his hand around your. Hand before there
Speaker 1: was once a great deal of attention paid to his handshake,
Speaker 1: tactics and like how he would like try.
Speaker 2: And jerk your arm out of and. Socket, yeah maybe
Speaker 2: maybe there's your, problem mister. PRESIDENT i don't know how
Speaker 2: that makes all the liquid in your body flood to your.
Speaker 2: Ankles but, well it's, okay it's, okay it's, okay it's.
Speaker 1: Okay we're just, wait you, know we're presidency over here
Speaker 1: on this on this. Side that's all we could. Do
Speaker 1: there's nothing that can be. DONE i think we should
Speaker 1: actually he should not go to the. Hospital he should
Speaker 1: just let The republicans pray for, him which is how
Speaker 1: they deal With.
Speaker 2: Andy, yeah hold, on, Science we're not talking science, now are?
Speaker 3: We?
Speaker 2: Fuck is this all of a, sudden we're interested in
Speaker 2: what science has to, say so you want to go to.
Speaker 5: H double hell, Interesting, okay let's take a quick. Break
Speaker 5: we'll be right. Back and we're.
Speaker 1: Back and fortunately there was one place that The trump
Speaker 1: administration could leave the furor over The epstein crisis behind
Speaker 1: by just cutting a shitload of jobs at The State,
Speaker 1: department you, know one three hundred and fifty three jobs
Speaker 1: at The, state fifteen percent of Its washington based, staff
Speaker 1: largest reduction in. Decades targeted foreign policy goals that don't
Speaker 1: align with mega values make so make we're you, know
Speaker 1: what are those things that don't align with magaviscrating entire
Speaker 1: offices that promote?
Speaker 2: Democracy we don't like that.
Speaker 1: Shit combat genocide and violent extremism love not a thing
Speaker 1: that we care about in this.
Speaker 2: Administration that's not hold.
Speaker 3: On they don't get exclusive rights over not, caring being
Speaker 3: indifferent towards.
Speaker 2: GENOCIDE i must, say it's, no, yeah, yeah that's. So.
Speaker 1: Yeah when The democrats were doing, it they were, Like,
Speaker 1: GOD i hope nobody sees that all this, money, uh you,
Speaker 1: know helped resolve armed. Conflicts who, cares, like let them
Speaker 1: resolve it. Themselves support women's. RIGHTS i think we can
Speaker 1: all Agree office to monitor and combat trafficking in. Persons
Speaker 1: moving past, that, well, no you, say hold on office
Speaker 1: to monitormbat trafficking in.
Speaker 2: Persons trafficking in. Persons so that's. TRAFFIC a person is.
Speaker 2: Human it's just like.
Speaker 1: Human the people people stuck in, TRAFFIC i think is
Speaker 1: what it.
Speaker 2: Means oh, OKAY i think they just like.
Speaker 3: Mix someone described it to me as The office To
Speaker 3: Combat Human. Trafficking is that what that?
Speaker 2: IS i think gets people in. Traffic But i'm GONNA
Speaker 2: i couldn't. Check with everything so, hard.
Speaker 3: Not with everything that's happening With, epstein it couldn't possibly
Speaker 3: be that they absolutely just obliterated The office Of Human trafficking.
Speaker 2: Too it can't. Be oh it, is be it, is
Speaker 2: be it. Is that's exactly the look they. Did they're
Speaker 2: gonna have to buy more hats to burn right.
Speaker 3: Now they don't even give a fuck about your human trafficking,
Speaker 3: conspiracies and like They're, Wow they're.
Speaker 2: Go, ahead burn the hats more money for. Me oh
Speaker 2: those are. Knockoffs, shit, yeah fuck burn. Him.
Speaker 3: Yeah really, bad really bad, timing but also just terrible
Speaker 3: again just generally. Everything they're just trying to pull the plug. On,
Speaker 3: hey these are savings, too, man that they can just
Speaker 3: send right to the. Billionaires so that's right in the
Speaker 3: world of pop.
Speaker 1: Culture this happened a couple of weeks, back BUT i
Speaker 1: do think it should be. Duplicated the makers Of Tiny
Speaker 1: chef is just a like stop motion animation show On.
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon show got, canceled and they just like used the
Speaker 1: power of adorableness of their character to make, like, yeah
Speaker 1: the most, passive, aggressive like sad video where they just
Speaker 1: made a video of their adorable main character finding out
Speaker 1: the show was. Canceled, yeah and like bursting into tears
Speaker 1: multiple times and being, like but what about begging About
Speaker 1: charlie being for his. Life, yes like straight up begging
Speaker 1: for his. Life then like getting it back together while
Speaker 1: he's on the call and be, like, no it's, OKAY i,
Speaker 1: UNDERSTAND i, understand hanging, up going back to the task
Speaker 1: he was, doing and then bursting into tears again like
Speaker 1: he just got a cancer.
Speaker 2: Diagnosis, yeah it fucked so Fucked. Nickelodeon how fucking. Dairy
Speaker 2: that's that's What i'm.
Speaker 3: Saying that's what's brilliant about, it because you watch, IT
Speaker 3: I WHEN i saw a couple weeks, AGO i was,
Speaker 3: like what The, LIKE i had no idea what The
Speaker 3: Tiny chef show, was BUT i saw.
Speaker 2: THAT i was, like how fucking dare, You nickelodeon? Exactly
Speaker 2: how fucking so? Mad i'm so mad At nickelodeon now as.
Speaker 3: A speech impediment and you're fucking you're just fucking him about,
Speaker 3: Unbelievable like some media executive was like doing what the
Speaker 3: what THE ceo and The coldplay video did just like
Speaker 3: diving for the ground the second they saw.
Speaker 2: THAT i was the one who made that phone.
Speaker 3: Call but like two weeks ago they said that the
Speaker 3: show like they had some, crowdfunding so the show was
Speaker 3: like quote, saved but more that they were able to
Speaker 3: keep the social media accounts alive because they're trying to
Speaker 3: make a deal to keep the show.
Speaker 2: Going so we will.
Speaker 1: See but, yeah the only THING i wish That The
Speaker 1: Tiny Tiny chef, had instead of being like Hello, nickelodeon
Speaker 1: had just been like Hello, ted you know whoever the
Speaker 1: name is of the executive who made the? Decision, Oh,
Speaker 1: zaslav what's?
Speaker 2: Up? Man what's? Up what's going?
Speaker 3: On head of Sky Dance? Paramount, oh is this you
Speaker 3: in this. Video, yeah at The coldplay.
Speaker 1: Concert and, finally Uh uno seems to be making a
Speaker 1: real having a having a real surge right. Now and
Speaker 1: there's a new story that's going around that's kind of
Speaker 1: a bullshit news, story but it did bring my attention
Speaker 1: to something THAT i was unaware. Of so the new
Speaker 1: story that's going around is That uno is being introduced in. Casinos,
Speaker 1: yeah everything that you can want to gamble.
Speaker 3: THAT i almost left my family and went straight To
Speaker 3: Las vegas with every single dollar THAT i have left
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i fucking Love. Uno AND i was, like this is, it,
Speaker 3: bro this is my this is like my fucking this is.
Speaker 3: IT i have nothing else to. Say it's not even the.
Speaker 1: Case it's not no nobody's gambling On. Uno it's like
Speaker 1: these these are like they're introducing Dedicated uno social clubs
Speaker 1: at The palms In. VEGAS i don't, know is this
Speaker 1: the thing, where, like, so why would you need to
Speaker 1: go to The palms to Play uno if it's not for,
Speaker 1: money unless like this is just their like wink, wink
Speaker 1: nudge nudge thing where you actually.
Speaker 2: Don't turn it. Up, YEAH i don't.
Speaker 3: Know they said there's gonna be a social club out
Speaker 3: to bars In Los, Angeles New, York, Chicago, atlanta And
Speaker 3: austin This. August i'll be there because, dude who knows
Speaker 3: just SO i get it. Though it's one of those
Speaker 3: games where you could really fuck with somebody's, head right
Speaker 3: and because like, you that's how you rope a. Dope,
Speaker 3: people do you Think you're, like oh my, god, dude
Speaker 3: look like almost, cards two, cards and then you go, surprise.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker there was this clip reason that came out like
Speaker 3: like the last year of this dad doing it to his,
Speaker 3: daughter like that whole thing of like where she's, LIKE
Speaker 3: i only have one card. Left, oh your dad is,
Speaker 3: like fuck you thought this clip is just so.
Speaker 2: Great i'm, right you're, wrong and there's nothing you can
Speaker 2: do about.
Speaker 6: It let's do this reverse back to.
Speaker 2: Me, okay don't, move he, said don't. Move draw. Four uh,
Speaker 2: huh hold, on uh?
Speaker 6: Huh one, two three, Four hold On the color is,
Speaker 6: yellow hold, on hold, ON i get to go. Again draw.
Speaker 3: Two, wow her jaws on the fucking floor right, now the.
Speaker 6: COLOR i get to go. AGAIN i get to go.
Speaker 6: Again draw.
Speaker 1: For she just threw the cars and ran out of the.
Speaker 3: Room this is WHY i can see you absolute chaos
Speaker 3: breaking out if you have fucking money on, it and
Speaker 3: somebody just like a blank faced dealers like and twenty, one.
Speaker 1: And you're, like you're wrong and there's nothing you can
Speaker 1: do about. It is it bad That i'm cheering for the?
Speaker 2: Dad, no that's not. True that Was that was one
Speaker 2: of the most diabolical Things i've ever.
Speaker 1: Seen, yeah So. Uno UNO's explanation for why you can't
Speaker 1: gamble on it is they, said we've been told that
Speaker 1: while they do have tight, security it's not robust enough
Speaker 1: For uno at this, time implying that it's just like
Speaker 1: two rage Inducing.
Speaker 2: Yeah what do you?
Speaker 3: Need like the handlers from the first scene In Jurassic
Speaker 3: park when they're bringing The raptor. In it's, like that's
Speaker 3: what you need if you're gonna let adults Play uno for.
Speaker 1: Money In, vegas like there are board game cafes and
Speaker 1: people who work there are, like, YEAH i don't have
Speaker 1: to look up WHEN i hear people like breaking up
Speaker 1: before a game here a. CAFE i. Know it's like
Speaker 1: it's Always. Uno, yeah emotions can definitely run, high Said,
Speaker 1: may co founder of The Hexan.
Speaker 3: COMPANY i mean the thing, is it's the rules, Too
Speaker 3: like even in that video with what the dad, Did they're,
Speaker 3: like you can't throw a plus two on a plus
Speaker 3: two or a plus like a draw fold stack on,
Speaker 3: stack Which i'm, like, whatever it's, again this is what's.
Speaker 3: Fun that's why i Love uno is like every family
Speaker 3: plays it. Differently, yeah we played those, rules AM i?
Speaker 3: Again my, grandmother who have beat the brakes off of
Speaker 3: me and, scrabble also did this shit to me.
Speaker 2: In uno where she would always be, like oh, baby that's.
Speaker 2: Good So i'm about to ruin your mother FUCKING.
Speaker 1: Uno life And i'm, like, dude so, yeah that's one
Speaker 1: of the things like THAT uno does come out and
Speaker 1: give like official rulings on like what the actual rules,
Speaker 1: are and one of their official rulings is you're not
Speaker 1: actually required to SHOUT uno while playing your last fuck.
Speaker 2: You like that's the only.
Speaker 1: Rule That i've always thought was like consistent no matter
Speaker 1: WHERE i was playing.
Speaker 3: It, Yeah mattel is about to lose, us like like
Speaker 3: Like trump is Losing maga by trying to decrease it,
Speaker 3: suddenly like you don't have to do, That LIKE i
Speaker 3: can't stack a fucking draw for wild on a plus.
Speaker 2: Two fuck, You i'll do my, Shit so what are
Speaker 2: you supposed to stack on a plus? Two just like
Speaker 2: whatever you? GOT i think you just now they don't
Speaker 2: lose a. TURN i think i'd. Imagine oh, okay so
Speaker 2: it's like back to them OR i don't. KNOW i
Speaker 2: don't even.
Speaker 3: Know i've never had anyone tell me you can't do,
Speaker 3: That and if they, Did i'm, like fuck, you ain't
Speaker 3: even playing uno.
Speaker 2: AND i get out of there AND i get really. Angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah and in case you're wondering If mattel is worried
Speaker 1: about causing families to end over their confusing, rules the
Speaker 1: COMPANY'S vp claims that the kind of different house rules
Speaker 1: helps give players authentic emotions disguised as family.
Speaker 2: Fun, whoa that's pretty fucking.
Speaker 3: Grimmed, yeah authentic disguised damn disguised as family. Fun.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah brand the editor is asking what happens if you don't,
Speaker 1: say you, know do you?
Speaker 2: Lose Uh, no you don't. Lose you just had the draws. Cards, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah you don't.
Speaker 1: Different rules on like exactly what the punishment. Is but, anyways,
Speaker 1: yes it.
Speaker 2: Depends, again everyone has their own fucking.
Speaker 3: Rules but that's how we play Cider house rules over
Speaker 3: here cider.
Speaker 2: House rules before.
Speaker 1: You instead of winging down to one, card you say good,
Speaker 1: night you princess at, nine whatever the fuck he said
Speaker 1: at nighttime instead of una oh. Man those are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on This thursday. Afternoon
Speaker 1: we are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the.
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Speaker 2: Can, uh don't do nothing about white, supremacy and we
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