WEBVTT - Ep. 8: Getting ready for Star Wars and locker room shenanigans 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.800 It's episode eight of the Rosenthal and Jessin Nick Vanity 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:07.520 Project rby the best Christmas present money can buy. Everybody 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:23.239 wants to go to heaven, nobody wants to die. We 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:28.720 are back episode eight, getting close to Christmas time, getting 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:32.040 close to the end of the regular season in the NFL, 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.360 which I know you're excited about, Anthony. I am getty, gritty, 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:36.839 good to be back in the studio. You see them 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:40.320 a little touchy today, not in quite the spirit that 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.519 you usually are for a big Rosenthal and Jessel Nick 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:48.120 Vanity project. I'm alright, I'm right. You know, sometimes it's 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.800 hard to kind of have to wait for you, you 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:52.879 know what I mean. I have to test my patients, uh, 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.200 trying to you know, drag you along. I mean, I 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.920 got broad shoulders, but it's hard to carry this whole thing. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:05.319 Every week. I was literally dragging you along on Friday night, 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:09.680 That's true. We went out. We went out. Greg and 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.000 I went out together on Friday night. Asked me if 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:15.039 I would want to come to dinner with him, his wife, 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.199 his lovely wife, Emmica, who I adore, and his mother, 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.400 his mother, what's her name? She kept telling me to 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.319 call her by first name. She's Mrs Rosenthal to me, 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.800 she always will be Debbie. Yes, I always want to 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.880 say Betsy, but no, it's a lot of dinners. You 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.319 gotta get that first name nailed down here. Yeah, but 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.560 I don't. I'm not a big like call parents by 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.200 the first name guy, you know. But now I'm gonna 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.080 have to call her Debbie. Debbie was not well. Defie 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:42.520 was was very, very sick, which is the last thing 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.200 you want to see when you go to dinner with 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:46.959 a couple of people. Was one of them, the one 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.800 you're gonna be seen next to at a Korean barbecue, 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:54.000 which is a lot of sharing. Someone just definitely deathly ill. Well, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.640 you didn't help it. You kind of like would give 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.800 her a little hugs and things like that. There's some 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.080 somebody I didn't want to make it feel bad. I 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.880 I made her drink. I made her split a bottle 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.520 of hot sake with me, which was not probably the 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.080 best thing for her, but I think it helped in 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.359 the moment. And then it really brought a crashing down 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.040 to earth because the hot. I think the hot helped her, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.359 but the sake ness of it was was terrible for her. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.480 Anthony is definitely that friend who encourages everyone around him 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.520 to drink as much as possible, no matter what the situation, 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.480 even if it's your friend's mom who is clearly very sick. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.400 You you wanted her to drink the hot sake that 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:34.560 showed you. I believe, no, no, that came with it. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.640 I should really know. This was the is like the 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.000 fake sake made her drink some of that. Yeah it is. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:44.880 It's like a rice. It's not sake, but it's like 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.959 it's that a fake one. It's more it's more popular 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.400 in some now if you don't have a liquor license, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.480 you can serve beer and soju. That's like, that's like 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.880 a thing. It's if you see SoJ you want to men, 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.560 you get the hell out of that restaurant. But we 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.440 had a little bit. I like people to drink with me. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.800 I'm a famous comedian, so I get down when I 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.000 go then, right, my favorite drunk is dinner drunk. I'm 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.360 not like a big sit on my couch. Yeah, but 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.640 when I go to dinner, we're gonna rock out. And 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.680 your mom was it was very sick. Um, But we 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.640 got through dinner and then I said, hey, why don't 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.280 you guys, drive me home. You had the babysitter to 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:14.520 get home to us, and why don't you drive me 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.720 home and you can see my apartment. We'll have one 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.239 more drink there and then you guys can head back 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.480 and you would take it from here. Yeah, it was 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:24.000 like you were seducing us, except it was me, you know, 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.639 my wife and my mom. But yes, we decided to drive. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.760 It was a seduction. It was, hey, this night will 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:30.840 be more fun in instead of going back to your babysitter, 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.520 you come with me. Yeah, go check out. You just 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.520 moved into your new apartment as a longtime listeners of 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.920 the Rosenthal and jessin Nick Vanity Project now our charity, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.520 and so we you know, we were on our way. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.720 We kind of went over a little curb on the 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.920 way out, although it didn't we were driving. Wow, it 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.960 didn't feel like anything, you have to admit that. And 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:54.200 the car started going crazy on the way there, and 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.760 there were lots of different theories about what was happening, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.920 but I just kept driving. Eventually got to your apartment 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.120 and uh we had a flat tire, flat tire and 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.880 uh so and and your wife was getting texts from 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.320 the babysitter saying you should get home right now. Daughter 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.360 was crying for the first time ever. Our daughter was 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.880 requesting us and in very upset because she was sick 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.279 or something. In the babysit it was creaking out. Meanwhile, 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:21.120 we're headed in the exact opposite direction to West Hollywood 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.360 loft over sitting in this city where you're gonna like 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.960 try to get us more drunk. Yes, that's right. I 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.760 had very excellent mind to share with you guys, which 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.400 no one drank um. But I think I think Ellis, 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.560 your daughter, was more upset that like she was. Do 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.159 you guys are spending time with me without her, you know? 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.240 I think she just wanted to be there. But when 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.200 we got home and then we had to wait hours 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:43.919 for a totruk to come and change your flat, tire, 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.560 I sent your wife and mom home an uber name 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.080 after your mom touched everything in my apartment. I've got 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.479 a lot of books, and your mom, who was deathly ill, 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.280 just walked around touching every single book that she could. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.080 But you haven't made a joke that you try to 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.240 touch his momains as you can, so that I get 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.120 just as sick as Why now you really had a 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.240 distilled version of uh some of my wife em Beca's 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.720 frustrations over the next three or four days as my 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:11.600 mom continued to get my kids sicker and sicker. I 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.640 like that that you were almost like a pusher though. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.200 Like the second we got there, Anthony was very concerned 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.880 that we all had zinc, we all had vitamin C, 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.320 that like, we were gonna be healthy, and you're just 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.120 like shoving vitamins down our throats here. Yeah, I'm on 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:25.360 the road a lot, so I take I take my 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.320 vitamin seeing my thing to to stay healthy. And I 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.120 am I'm healthy right now. I took a little hit, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.760 I think because your mom's disease, but I am, I 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.280 am good. So uh so yeah, after a couple of 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:39.680 hours you you finally got on my apartments. It was right, well, 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:40.960 we all we all had a good time, but it 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.320 was it was a disaster considering what I what I 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.360 had in mind, um for the evening, it would have 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.520 been a lot more fun. Um. Speaking of your mom, 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:48.839 I want to I want to give a shout out, 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.040 a non shout out father from last week. I talked 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:55.400 about getting Penguins jerseys and I bought my dad's Penguins 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.400 jersey from an ex Penguins player and d E S 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.600 p R E S and I know how to pronounce. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.760 I thought dispressed dispress, and my dad said, oh depui. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.640 The last week, I said, I got him a Depuis jersey. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.039 And then a listener, one of our one of our 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:10.960 listeners on Twitter said, no, you meant dispressed, and I 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:15.159 did mean despress. Screw your dad, you embarrassed me. You 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.080 embarrassed me, and I won't let it happen again. Despress, 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.800 enjoy your jersey, dad. No one even knows what you're 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.600 talking about. Right now? What is I do? And McDonald 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:36.880 does and my dad helmet watch out now that was 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.000 the Beating Nuts. That was It was like as if 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.320 you picked a random part of one of the best 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.960 songs from The Beating Nuts. I don't know what you 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.600 were doing with that is that? Was that the edit 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.120 that you meant to put in there. I think the 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.560 YouTube at it was probably different than the actual song 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.440 at it, which I gave him. This is what happens 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.760 when I put you in troge of music again. We 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.320 only have one more When we have one more hip 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.880 hop song we get to play. I'm gonna count that one, 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.520 even though it was not really it was a disaster, 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.320 disaster that only Greg could be responsible for. Um, it 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.279 was like it was like audio on my computer wasn't 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.200 working today, so I did it off of my phone 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.040 and I just said, okay, do the first this these seconds, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.360 and yeah, it didn't work out. No, it didn't work out. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.360 It's as if you tried to drive the beat nuts 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.320 home in your car. Give me a break, another Jessell 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:20.960 Nick trend. You and your dad, you you know you'd 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.600 speak very definitively when you don't know what you're talking about. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.200 That's not my No, my dad does not do that. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.080 My dad did that one time with the jersey. Normally 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.360 he knows his sports. He knows more than you. Greg, 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.360 admit it. We're not even friends right now. All right, 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.480 you're not friends with my dad. Noted. Let's go into 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.760 what was edited from last week. Um, Brandon, you were 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:42.640 not here. Brandon was was knee deep, knee deep in 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:47.080 girls volleyball last week, explained, Explain what you're doing again, 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.840 tell us what you were doing girls volleyball. Huh, you're 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.800 you're going from intermural basketball to volleyball. But no, it's 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:58.120 broadcasting basketball at cal State Fullerton. That's a lateral move. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:00.520 All right, let's go into what was edited while Brandon 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.480 was out. Um, and maybe and maybe we'll talk about 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.000 we we've gotten a little tiff. Brandon. That's not why 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.560 you were out last week. But no, it made people 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.880 think that's might have been why I was out and 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.560 possibly taking off the podcast. No, you were not taking 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.440 off the podcast. I mean despite efforts, uh, every effort 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.280 that I made to have it, to have it be 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.440 so Um, Anthony likes to draw out his punishment. He's 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.280 just gonna make your life a living hell for the 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.680 next two much and blocked him, So that should stocked him. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.400 All right, maybe I'll block you. Um. Brandon put up 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.920 a clip of Greg and I dancing in between two songs, 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:36.440 and I was like, I put it up on Twitter 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.200 and I was like, hey, is this cool? And here's 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.520 the Brandon, here's the here's the trick. If you do 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.440 something and then ask hey, if this is is cool, 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.320 the answer is always going to be no. But the 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.880 thing is you're supposed to ask for forgiveness later. No, 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.600 that's what I do. That's not what you do. I've 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:51.960 earned the right to ask for it. I don't even 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:53.360 ask for given this. Later I go, that's just what 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.319 I do. I'm Anthony jessel Nick. You Uh, you don't 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.959 ask for you just dropped plays and say, hey, ladies, 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.320 do you guys understand this one? That's what you do. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:06.360 Let's go into let's get into what was edited from 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.840 last week. Uh, an explanation of why why episode six 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:11.599 was canceled. This is episode ey right, and I was 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.720 explanation of why last year was canceled. I have been 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.920 told to not no longer try to even describe it, 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.840 and I will let that go. Um. Uh discussion of 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:26.440 Patterson's celebration. Um. Yeah, do do you remember what what 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.559 in the description was because the next thing, I don't 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:32.280 remember what we actually said. But then I described special 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:36.520 teams players as celebrating everything up to and including, and 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.920 I got people ask me about this up to when including. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.840 There is a former dictator who committed suicide at the 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.680 very end of World War Two who I like to 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.400 reference a lot, and for some reason, you're allowed to 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.079 say his name, which drives me crazy. I'm a history buff. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.280 I want to talk about this guy, all right. If 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.000 you go on the History Channel, they talk about him 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.560 all the time. No one ever gets edited, no one 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.880 gets bleeped. And I said that special teams players celebrate 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:02.880 the person's birthday. That's how much they celebrate everything. They 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:04.880 love it. That's that's I mean, it's the same. My 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.960 father was born in the country that this man was 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.200 running back in the nineteen forties, Germany, where I think 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.480 we're allowed to say that. It annoys me. We have 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.880 to talk around it. I mean, your dad's proud to 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.360 be from there, Your dad celebrates, your dad's got the mustache. Um. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.480 Then we went to the uh second half of the 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.680 Bill's story about fans on the upper upper deck. Greg 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.280 got a little blue talking about they were there were um, 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.080 there were bills fans who were warming each other's hands 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.959 in each other's pants. Uh. And he used a term 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.840 for that which which middle schoolers use, but we're not 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.480 allowed to use here. I'll just leave it at that. Um. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.160 We talked about this Obama story where one of the 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.800 one of the commentators called him a name that she 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.120 should not have called him. He got he got banned. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:55.440 But if I know, we couldn't say this word, the 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.680 word is which has just been believe, if we weren't 0:10:58.679 --> 0:10:59.959 allowed to say that word. I would never have talked 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.920 about the stories. We bleeped that several times. Uh. That 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:08.600 word um, a word a gynecologist would use as slang. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.680 Everyone's got the word. And then a cat and then 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.959 we yes. And then there story about a British person, 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:22.200 British prison, British prison. We used the word which I'm 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.000 sure has just been Let me see if I can 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.760 I can say this cocka doodle do. I think we 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.199 can get away with that. I think the first one 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:32.200 was bleeped, but cocka doodle do is okay. I'm getting 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.920 a thumbs up. Um. And then something about Fox News. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:38.600 I don't even know what that was, and who cares? 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:42.760 Fox News is the worst. Um. Let's go to headlines 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.000 for Friend and back Street List. We own a miss 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:51.599 indicate right, we'll just into midnight. That was outcast. That 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.520 was outcast, that was number two of two, and the 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.560 songs that we are allowed to use from hip hop. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.960 The NFL is not letting letting us use our normal 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.200 front to back, you know, top to bottom hip hop 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.160 that we like to do. I'm not happy about it, 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.360 but we're going to see what the NFL has for us. Instead, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:07.920 they said that they said, they're going to fill in 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.480 the blanks for us and see if we see if 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.240 we like it, let's go. Let's start with our first 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.240 headline rerecord. Yeah, I mean if you are a first 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:17.079 time listener. The NFL keeps making up these crazy rules 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.240 of songs, so you know, we get we get two 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.360 songs ten seconds max. And now from now on, it's 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.760 the NFL songs. It's the NFL songs. I don't know, 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.080 I've we've never heard these before. We're gonna hear them 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.800 as we go. In house songs, in house songs, which 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:33.600 are always in my in my experience, are always pretty lame. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:38.080 Let's start with the first uh story that happened in 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:41.240 the middle of a game that while I was watching it, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:45.160 I knew this has to be on the Rosenthal and 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:49.120 jessel Nick Vanity Project rd BB. And that was William Gay, 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:53.120 the Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback and a delightful guy. If you've 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:57.360 ever heard him speak, He's very funny, charming, nice guy. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.280 And he had a pick six of a j mc aaron, 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:05.760 the new Bengals quarterback after Andy Dalton got injured. Brand new, 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:09.120 get excited Cincinnati, Yeah, and Alabama quarterback has not won 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:13.199 an NFL game and almost thirty years, and you know 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.640 how many games two lane quarterbacks have won? A lot 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:19.880 like thirty, just saying two lane Shaun King, Patrick Ramsey, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.960 J P. Lastnan. William Gaye got very excited when he 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.200 got the pick six, and we just thought it was 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.360 funny how much he was celebrating. So let's let's take 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.440 a listen to it. This is amazing. I'm in five 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:37.880 rolls far side, intercepted touchdown Pittsburgh. This is a big play. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.160 He's dancing. He's a big plays. He's doing the dance. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.839 It's a planned dance. That is William Gaye tims around him. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.960 Now we kind of stops dancing return touchdown, and that 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:52.319 ties in with Rod Woodson for celebrating given some hot 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:58.439 fives teammates. And then what's happening here he's in Cincinnati. Mind, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.040 he's doing the he does the whip and then he 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.480 gets the flag for the whip hand. Now he goes 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.360 back to the original dance, which is stunning, a stunning display. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:15.040 He knows. Now the referee is describing to everyone the penalty. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:20.240 Now they cut to William gay on his knees swimming 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:25.040 on the sidelines towards Joey Porter, who was a coach, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.160 mind you, a coach who was also on his knees 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.360 swimming towards winning Gay after they've already gotten the penalty. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.520 I swear, Greg, when I saw this. When I saw this, 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.720 I couldn't believe that no one on the Steelers sideline 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.520 was bothered at all. I thought I was watching a 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:42.120 replay that was overdubbed with the explanation of the penalty. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.760 There's no way they would ignore the ref that much 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:49.760 and keep on celebrating. But they did. But no, I mean, 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.440 Joey Porter has got to be one of your all 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.760 time favorite Steelers. The fact that a coach literally got 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.040 out his knees and started doing some sort of crab 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.080 walk maneuver. I don't know to words William Gay as 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:04.560 they're doing the celebration after they announced the penalty is 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.120 one of the greatest things that's ever happened. It was amazing, 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.960 and he also he's gonna go back on the field 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.480 in seconds. I loved it. And of course Joey Porter 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.400 is definitely in my top ten top ten Steelers of 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.600 all time. I love him, love him on the sidelines, 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.280 love that whole play that was that was fantastic and 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.600 I think it would only be allowed against the team 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.680 like Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, that makes it so much more hardcore. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.800 I love that Mike Tomlin did not care after the 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.600 game when he got up, He's just like that, he's 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:34.920 celebrating and uh, I don't know. I just love Greg 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.440 Gumbo's reaction to We were kind of talking talking over 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.560 and he was just at one point he goes and 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:45.240 he continues his ridiculous celebration. Everyone was delighted. It was 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.640 It's the most delight I've seen since Antonio Brown kicked 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:53.320 un her in the face. Let's start party, Let's start party. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.320 What was that? What did they say, Let's start barking 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:02.160 or let's start start the Let's start the party. Got 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.680 the NFL got their money's worth on that one. That 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.960 is a that is a bad and this isn't a bit. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:13.640 This is genuine, actual songs in the NFL music library 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:17.600 that they said, stop using that cool rap music that 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.920 you kids listen to and start using some of our music. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.760 And it's not a bit. Uh. And you may have 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.680 noticed we forgot to mention this earlier. We we've had 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.040 a theme changed here a compromise for Greg's wife. Some 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.520 people have been complaining about us screaming screaming initials r 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.880 j VP anytime someone says the Rosenthal just mc vanity project. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.400 So I decided that we're gonna keep on doing. We're 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:42.200 gonna whisper it, which is a little creepy, a little aggressive, 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.440 but I like it. No, no people have complained really 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.880 other than Emmica, but she hasn't liked it. She also 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.680 doesn't like I always make her sound like kind of 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:51.880 the bad guy on this show. That's not fair. One 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.080 of my favorite moments, and we'll get to the next 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.840 night of news in a second. One of my favorite 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.640 moments from dinner and then it continued on all week, 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.720 was that dinner my mom would occasionally just yell out 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:08.439 r g v P and then which really which really 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:12.800 delighted me, Um, I think annoyed, have a go. And 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.360 then the funny thing is we were at dinner two 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.680 nights later and just occasionally my mom would just as 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.480 something came up with you or the night the other 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.159 night when we were at the dinner and and my 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:26.760 mom would just go R S v P. Did you 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.960 just kept going R S v P. It is. I 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.160 think it's really funny how much how much your mom 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:35.720 and your wife hate each other. You, by the way, 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.160 you had someone come up to you and say, say 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:39.879 our j v P. Right, Oh yeah, when I was 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.720 at the mom and I was buying Penguins Jersey's I 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.880 mean that's you know, I get that all the time, 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.520 but it's you. It's amazing. No, but it's amazing because 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.320 it's ours, because it's our j v P. You don't 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:51.280 get our j VP all the time, do you. You You 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:52.720 don't have to say. You don't have to whisper it 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:54.720 to Brandon when we say r j you have to say, 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.119 do we need to explain the whole rules? Brandon? You've 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.000 been gone too long, you say, you say, if you 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:04.080 say the whole name Rosenthal and justin Nick Vanity Project. Yeah, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:05.520 I don't know how they do it in girls soccer, 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.119 but here, at here, at r j VP, we have 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:12.280 one way to do it. Um up to you with 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:13.760 the mall and said, I'm a big fan r g 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:18.280 v P um, but this is my thing. Please uh 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:23.080 Khalil Mack his thing this week was getting five sacks 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:27.480 crushed it this week killed the Denver Broncos brock Osweiler 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:31.680 one of the best defensive performances by a player I've 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.600 seen in my lifetime. Uh. And then after the game, 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:39.080 Derek Carr, their quarterback, was very appreciative of the moment. 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.879 That is, Car, do not say things like that. This 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.480 is another chapter, he said on camera, which bothers me. 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:52.760 This is another chapter in the Anthony Jesse Nick book 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:55.800 on things quarterbacks should never say. He joins, he joins 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.800 Andy Dalton, and he joins, all what's his face from 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:02.840 the Redskins, Kirk Cousins, Kirk Cousins, I cannot stand these guys, 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:06.000 and I love Car. I like Carl say, but I 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.040 don't cut Car some slack here, because you can tell 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.359 that he thinks about that draft every single day. The 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:11.680 only way he would be like, I see why it 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.639 took you before me after five sack performance wre they 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:16.080 won the biggest game that went all season. It has 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.720 to haunt him all the time. He looks haunted. He 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:22.119 looks like a gaunt, haunted man, as I'm haunted constantly 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:23.800 by the many creatures that I've run over with my car, 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:37.359 all them fish that was what this? What what are 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:39.520 you doing to us? Right. It only gets better from here, 0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:41.840 I promise. That's I mean, that sounds like something I 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:46.200 would play inside an aquarium. What's our next headline? Greg? 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:53.320 Jay Z was randomly there in St. Louis last week 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:58.280 at the Edward James Almost Arena. That's that's not really 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:03.520 what it's called. I wish. Um the Edward Jones Dome 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.360 in St. Louis possibly the second to last game ever 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.960 in St. Louis. The crowd was electric for the Lions 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:14.240 Rams game half half full. Rams got their first win 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:18.800 in a long time, and a lot of people were thinking, well, 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:20.840 I guess I guess it was the presence of jay 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.600 Z and he was there for his client who he 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.679