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Speaker 2: Here it is seventy year old woman gives birth to twins.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's gotta hurt. Or maybe not at all. I

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about being a seven year old woman,

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Speaker 1: but uh, we will deliver you a you bouncing baby

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Speaker 1: bananas Still.

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Speaker 3: World unders Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's your lidsillion pieces? Would you believe?

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Speaker 3: Banana baby ba ba baby banana?

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Speaker 2: Guys gowns, non binary pounds, Welcome to bananas. I'm sitting

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Speaker 2: across from the number one screenwriter in the entire world.

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Speaker 1: Scotty landis there. He is the last comedian you'll ever

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Speaker 1: need to see before killing yourself. He's just that good, Folks,

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Speaker 1: right before you die, put in his last special and

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Speaker 1: just laugh yourself into the afterlife. That is Kurt Brown

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Speaker 1: Owler O H L E R.

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Speaker 2: I just want to tell I just want to tease

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Speaker 2: this for everybody.

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Speaker 1: I love teas.

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Speaker 2: There's no dates yet. I mean we have the dates,

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Speaker 2: but there's no ticket links yet. But I just want

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Speaker 2: to let you know. Minneapolis, we're coming, Madison, We're coming, Seattle,

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Speaker 2: We're coming. Clear your April in May, because you don't

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Speaker 2: know when it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Start saving now, and we're trying to fit in Portland.

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Speaker 1: We'll see maybe Portland, maybe San Francisco. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: ready to get see. I'm ready to get right in

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Speaker 1: to our guest, Scottie all Over. I love her so much.

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Speaker 2: She is a hilarious stand up comedian and a fantastic actor.

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Speaker 2: You've heard her on Aquitine Forever, Goddamn, Netflix's Q Force,

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Speaker 2: Comedy Central's Fairview, You've seen her do stand up on

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Speaker 2: Late Night with James Gordon, and you can watch her

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Speaker 2: brand new comedy special Live from the Big Dog right

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Speaker 2: now on Veeps. Please welcome Blair Saki.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, guys, couple of favorite guys. What a what

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Speaker 3: a dream?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This is wonderful.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that we haven't had you on yet,

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Speaker 2: and I am so sorry about that. You're one of

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Speaker 3: I feel the same about you. I love the idea

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Speaker 3: for the podcast. You know, I don't, Kurt, I don't

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Speaker 2: We were being very vulnerable in front of each other.

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Speaker 2: It was like classic acting class. It was really wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah time of life.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear about this seventy year old woman. Yes,

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Speaker 2: This was in BBC, so you know it's real.

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Speaker 2: This was written by Daniel Nesta Kupemba, who a lot

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Speaker 3: We love corporations here, I love for people.

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Speaker 2: A seventy year old woman has given birth to twins

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Speaker 2: following IVF treatment. A hospital in Uganda has said. Sephina

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Speaker 2: they posted on their Facebook page. The mother told Uganda's

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Did they do a thing in school for you,

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I was like a hardcore athlete. I played ball

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Speaker 3: Now really, because you know, volleyball is one of those

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Ever, we're long walk guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, Scotty and I walk across LA every year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I look like a freaking cook out there. All

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Speaker 3: I said, that's very kind of you to offer. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah a nice gentle, No, thank you. You slowly walked

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Speaker 1: Yeah? That's right. Seventy four. You're planning when they're sixteen,

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Speaker 1: Here we go? How okay? This one? You know, things

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Crystal, one of my favorite names. This was

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Speaker 1: in Business Insider by Matthew Lowe loh And he's good.

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Speaker 1: He's really good. Some say he's the best there ever

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Speaker 1: has been in the business. A Georgia woman accidentally paid

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Speaker 1: It was the last six numbers of my phone number.

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Speaker 1: Who would leave a tip like that? Wha question? That's crazy? Also,

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Speaker 1: So he now owns that franchise. I think she bought

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Speaker 1: pay for her sandwich too. A Subway spokesperson told WSBTV

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Speaker 1: that they were aware of Connor had a dispute. Separately,

443
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Speaker 1: Bank of America spokeswoman said on Today dot Com, which

444
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Speaker 1: reported Connor's case that Subway would refund the tip. Okay,

445
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 1: finally we got there. We asked Subway to refund the

446
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 1: money of the client and were pleased they have agreed

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Speaker 1: to do so. The spokesperson said.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so happy that she was able to escalate

449
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 2: this to a news story, do you know what I mean?

450
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 2: And that's the only reason that she got her money.

451
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just gonna say, sounds like it was

452
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: for she was forced to make it a news story. Yeah,

453
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: they're like, oh sorry, yeah, we're gonna take that seven

454
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Speaker 3: thousand dollars hip.

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Speaker 2: Think about this too. Oh, Subway does not have seven

456
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars in the cash register on any day, So

457
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Speaker 2: there's no way that that worker even got seven thousand dollars.

458
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Speaker 2: That Subway just taking the money.

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Speaker 1: Correct. I'm mad as everybody everybody involved is getting Yeah,

460
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Speaker 1: they rue the day they do that to occurred. I

461
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: was driving up for my buddy's house and I stopped

462
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Speaker 1: in Huntington Beach and I because it was a nice,

463
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Speaker 1: beautiful day, I was like, oh, I'm going to walk

464
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Speaker 1: out on that pier. I've never been out on the

465
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Speaker 1: Huntington Beach pier before. Let me see what they got

466
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Speaker 1: out there. And as I'm walking out right when the

467
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Speaker 1: pier starts to lift off the sand, there was like

468
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Speaker 1: a kind of young, like maybe twenty magician, like pale,

469
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Speaker 1: pasty kid, and there are these two drunk guys watching him,

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Speaker 1: like two feet away, and they're like swaying drunk, like

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Speaker 1: visibly drunk.

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Speaker 2: Huntington Beach is d drunk man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they go hard down there, And so my first

474
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: instinct is like that empathy where you're like, oh God,

475
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: they're making fun of this kid for doing magic on

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Speaker 1: the boardwalk. This are on the pier, this is gonna

477
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: be so bad. But when I get up towards them,

478
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 1: all the magician does is pull a scarf out of

479
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Speaker 1: his mouth, like the oldest trick you've ever seen, a

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Speaker 1: trick that the three of us could learn, probably in

481
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Speaker 1: two minutes, and both the drunk guys lean back and

482
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Speaker 1: go whoa. So then I'm having a ball because they

483
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Speaker 1: love this magic trick like trick number is like if

484
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Speaker 1: you had pulled a quarter up from behind their ear,

485
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Speaker 1: they would have like done standing backflips. So I walk,

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing, walk out to the end of the pier,

487
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: look for some sharks, don't see anybody. Probably ten to

488
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes goes by. I start walking back and here

489
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: come those drunk guys, I mean, stumbling drunk men in

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00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: their twenties or thirties. And as I get up to one,

491
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: one of them just goes, that was better than the

492
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars we paid to see Chris Angel. And

493
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Speaker 1: the other guy goes, I can't believe we paid three

494
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: hundred to watch him put a bunch of swords down

495
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Speaker 1: his throat. And that's all I heard, because then we

496
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: passed each other.

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Speaker 3: I love Oh my god, they probably did so much

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Speaker 3: for that kid's self esteem. Yes, these drunk asses.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it went the most beautiful, praiseworthy direction it ever

500
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Speaker 1: could have gone. I thought they were gonna be like,

501
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: you suck fuck this, I could see the scar. Instead,

502
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: they're just dunking on Chris Angel.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a Samuel Beckett play.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it was amazing. It made me like appreciate Huntington

505
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: Beach more than I ever thought I could.

506
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Speaker 2: Did you ever spend any time there in high school?

507
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 3: Did I?

508
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 2: Yeah?

509
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 3: No, I found that place terrifying, and yes it has

510
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 3: become even more so. Radicalized in such an insane way

511
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 3: in the last five years where you're like, okay, this

512
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 3: is way more Florida than Florida. Yes, you know, yeah,

513
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 3: the scary it's like the MMA capital of the world's

514
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 3: and it's all like cops and like law enforcement. It's

515
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 3: like so scary there. There's like nothing fun about, like

516
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 3: everyone's like running into like monster and you know, like hardcore.

517
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: Not well, they're married Ortiz. Their mayor is the former

518
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: UFC champion titt.

519
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 3: I forgot about that little tidbit. Can you imagine the

520
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 3: municipal responsibility on comunity is coming out of that nogging

521
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: Raine philosophical mind Tito or tis no.

522
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: The Huntington Beach bad boy himself. Wow nice Did you

523
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: ever go the swallows in and saying, oh, that was

524
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: my hometown bar? Wow?

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00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh dude, that's really I spent all my

526
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 3: years there. That's the sen that's really like, I mean,

527
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: there's a few more now. It's such a small town,

528
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 3: but really is nice, Like the only bar there?

529
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Speaker 1: Did you have you been many times? I stopped there

530
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: once because it was the closest bar when I was

531
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: down there to see the swallows, which don't come regularly anymore. Yeah,

532
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: I went in there and I was the youngest person

533
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: by probably fifteen years. It felt like every single person there,

534
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: every man came up on a Harley, and every woman

535
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: had two divorces totally. So I walked in there and

536
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: it was like I have never felt this attractive in

537
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: my entire life.

538
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 3: I know.

539
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,719
Speaker 1: It was just like a real meat market, and I

540
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: was like okay, But they had a great cover band

541
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: and people were dancing at four pm, like going for it.

542
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: So it's fun.

543
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 3: Yes, it is, like it is so much fun there.

544
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: There's always line dancing, there's always characters like it's crazy

545
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: people watching me because it's like a cowboy town. And

546
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: then also the bikers come, so everyone's usually in full

547
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 3: cowboy gear, like walking and it's like you're in a

548
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 3: different state because everyone's wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, boots like

549
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 3: you know. So that was a wild time. I had

550
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: a fake I need use that for a while there

551
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: in my youth, then all through college, you know, like

552
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: the whole town goes there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's pretty wild. It's a fun bar. Like every

554
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: time I'm down that area, I'm like I'm going to

555
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: swallow it.

556
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 3: You can also buy a flat a twelve pack of Bludweiser.

557
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 3: They just serve it to you in a cardboard flat

558
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: at the bar.

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00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: Smart, hilarious, it was wholesaler. Yeah all right, I'm gonna

560
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: give us a story and get us into a.

561
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: Break, he tease us in Buddy Boy.

562
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: Woman arrested for shoplifting during shop with a cop event.

563
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: Really busted on bananas.

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Speaker 2: Because you just, folks, we are back, Scottie. You got

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Speaker 2: any shoutouts?

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Speaker 1: I do? I have crazy good shoutouts and Blair feel

567
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: free to comment on these two. These are us from

568
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: our wonderful listeners. I'm gonna save the best one for

569
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: last because I looked. I had to look it up

570
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: to prove it was reel and it Israel. So first

571
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: is Rebecca Miller is a day one bin animal who

572
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: wants to shout out her baby brother Alex. This is

573
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: his one year anniversary of leaving his corporate analyst job

574
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: to make his side hustle his full time gig. Now

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00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: I know you're probably saying, what could this be? Is

576
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: he brewing beer? Is he making jewelry, roosting coffee?

577
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 3: Etsy?

578
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: Is he etsying up? Is he making prince? No? He

579
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: is an openly gay roller coaster vlogger on YouTube.

580
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

581
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: I watched so many of his videos and he is great.

582
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: He rides every roller coaster he can find, shitty ones

583
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: at carnivals, big ones at amusement parks. It's called Adventures

584
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: with Alex. It's on YouTube, and in the last two

585
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: years he's jumped from five thousand subscribers to one hundred

586
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: and sixty three thousand subscribers.

587
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: Adventures with Alice, What's.

588
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: Fucking Let's go? Being an openly gay roller coaster vlogger

589
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: is such a good shout out. Congratulations Alex. I hope

590
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: it keeps growing and growing and that every amusement park

591
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: gives you a free season past.

592
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 3: I'm inspired.

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00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, these are really really fun ones. Rasha

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00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: Ritchie is a bananamal in the Bahamas kurt She wants

595
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: to shout out her amazing sister Khadija for listening to

596
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: whatever podcast Raysha puts on. Doesn't matter if it's a

597
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: murder podcast, doesn't matter, if it's the silliest little podcast

598
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: server was bananas. Her sister, Kadisha is an incredible childhood

599
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: teacher who goes above and beyond for her kids. And

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00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: Rasha is saying, Kurt, you and I need to do

601
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: a Bananas Live in the Bahamas. Yes, and if we do,

602
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: I think Blair's got to be our guest. I mean,

603
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: just a natural Firk my schedule, a true natural Bananaal

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Speaker 1: I got two more. This would be Grig wants to

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00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: shout out a diehard banana named Phil fen fencel. Phil's

606
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: had some major setbacks that I won't get fully into.

607
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: Some of the are personal private in the last couple

608
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: of years, but one of them was that his heart

609
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: stopped while he was driving and he got into an accident.

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00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's fine now. He remains one hundred percent

611
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: a wonderful guy who loves to laugh and laugh and laft.

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00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: He plays his guitar for kids at the hospital. Oh yeah,

613
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: truly great guy. So Phil, we love you, Thanks for

614
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: being a great person. We're sending it tons to love

615
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: from the Banana boys. I mean incredible, that's incredible. And

616
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: this one, this one is so on brand for this podcast.

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00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I literally googled it to make sure this wasn't okay,

618
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: we weren't getting duped. Okay, is he mc sorely already?

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Speaker 2: Allredible name already signed.

620
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: On wants to shout out her mother in law Julie

621
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Speaker 1: mcsrely because it is the two year anniversary of her

622
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: mother in law, Julie being the kayaker who is swallowed

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Speaker 1: by a whale. Oh my god, I remember that. I

624
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: remember that. Yes, this is real. Is he loves Julie

625
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: so much she thinks she deserves a shout out? So

626
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: I looked it up and Julia mcsorlely on CBC Radio. Uh,

627
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: she learned an important lesson after she she and her

628
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: friend ended up in a humpback whale's mouth quote whales

629
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: need their space. Mcsorlely and Liz were kayaking together in

630
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Speaker 1: San Luis Obispo Bay, watching whales feet on silverfish, when

631
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Speaker 1: one of the massive creatures surface beneath them, knocking them

632
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: into the water. There is video, there are photos, and

633
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: the women are temporarily engulfed in the whale's mouth. So

634
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: anyway temporarily yes, Yes, she got out. She wasn't swallowed.

635
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: So how do you get out of it?

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00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 3: How do you get out?

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00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: Julie?

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00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: It's Julie in the whale.

639
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: It was just it's a mouth.

640
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it realized it wasn't that they weren't fish, and

641
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: they only want to eat them fish.

642
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: Oh though, all of the sudden the boat lifted up

643
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: and we were in their mouth and then dumped in

644
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: the water very quickly. It's absolutely crazy. Next thing I know,

645
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm underwater and I think there was a funny quote

646
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: in here that I can't find right away where Julie

647
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: doesn't even really like the ocean. No, I don't like

648
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: the ocean. I'm scared of sharks. I'm scared of anything

649
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: I can't see in the water. Oh man, it's so funny.

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00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: So anyways, Uh, Julie mc sorely and is a mc

651
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Speaker 1: sorely Bananas of the Week for living through a truly

652
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: crazy banana store. That's so much.

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Speaker 3: Wait, do you think, Julie like if I were Julie,

654
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Speaker 3: I'm saying five hundred yards away from any coast, you know,

655
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 3: the insantic she that's a true testament of being like,

656
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: I'm afraid of something and my fear is attracting the

657
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Speaker 3: worst case scenario. How is that even? Is that the

658
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Speaker 3: only known case in history where someone's been swallowed by whales.

659
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: Without no, we have gotten a bunch of stories.

660
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: Actually it happens because of the fact that like people

661
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: are always going to see, you know, but whales feed

662
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: nowadays and oftentimes they're on a stent of paddle board

663
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: or they're on a chias. There's one who was a

664
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: scuba diver and literally there's a photo of it, which

665
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: is the funniest one. We did it on ban animals bananas,

666
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: which is just the legs of the scuba diver in

667
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: the whale's mouth and it is very very funny.

668
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 3: How someone caught that photo. I have definitely been in

669
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: the water like near whales, like on the beach. Yeah,

670
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 3: were they coming close in like laguna like all through

671
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: my childhood and people are always stand up paddling like

672
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: I didn't know that was like a thing that whales do.

673
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 3: I thought whales were innocuous minus killer whales that I

674
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 3: have a vendetta against humanity.

675
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: They really do. Right now, we're pro worcoing this. It's

676
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: really true. Yeah I don't know. But yeah, wrong place,

677
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: wrong time. Someone that's just see kayaking having a nice day,

678
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: Suddenly you're in a whale's mouth again, spit into the ocean.

679
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what I've been educated today. But

680
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 3: the animals are right Churley. Okay, all right, I'm gonna

681
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: be taking my time in making a few different steps

682
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 3: from now on. Julie m.

683
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: It's a teachable moment for all of us. That is true.

684
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: KURTI b what we got, buddy boy?

685
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: Here it is women arrested for shoplifting dooring shop with

686
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 2: a Cop event.

687
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this.

688
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: Was sent in by someone who sent in their first story.

689
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: This was Cody Brown. Cody sent in their first story

690
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 2: and this was it.

691
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: What a winner had to do it. Thanks, This was

692
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: in m Live. Seems real, Michigan Live.

693
00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: Bye Sophie Callakilo, who a lot of people say in

694
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: the business tippity tappin the news out Sophia is the best.

695
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: Sixty two year old woman attempted to shoplift from a

696
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 2: Walmart in Livingston County during a Shop with a Cop

697
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 2: event on Saturday, December second. According to Michigan State Police,

698
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 2: there were seventy five police officers from different agencies present

699
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: at the event.

700
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: According to a press release, the event gives.

701
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 2: Area children, through through donations from local businesses, an opportunity

702
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: to partner up with a police officer and shop for

703
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 2: themselves and family for the holiday.

704
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: A very strange idea. Yes, well, every level of this

705
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: is weird. Just the fact that there's a shop with

706
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: a cop event is weird to start off with, agreed.

707
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 2: Walmart staff notified Michigan State Police officer who was participating

708
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 2: in the event, that the woman was at tempting to

709
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: steal seven hundred and twenty seven dollars and eighty six

710
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: cents worth of merchandise. According to the release, she's going big.

711
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: She is going big. Is it like a barbecue? Is

712
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: she trying to walk out with a barbecue? Like?

713
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: What is what at Walmart costs seven hundred and twenty

714
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 2: seven dollars?

715
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: I don't know.

716
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: The trooper followed the woman out to her vehicle, which

717
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 2: was parked next to all the patrol vehicles of the

718
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: officers participating in the bed. The woman from Hazlitt was

719
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: arrested on scene and lodged in Livingston County jail.

720
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: I've never heard that verb used before. It to be

721
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: quit lodged.

722
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: And that's the end of the end. That's that's the end.

723
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 2: That's how it ends.

724
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: I am live.

725
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: We need look, do I think that was the smartest

726
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: you know effort? No? What the nuts the stones on

727
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 3: this moment. Yeah, to take a swing for the highest

728
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 3: level of CULTI the Walmart Ocean's eleven. Yea. She said,

729
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: this is a nearly impossible feat. And you know what,

730
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 3: I'm a woman for the job to hell or high water.

731
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: I really am so curious what she took because it

732
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: couldn't have been like a flat screen. Was it a

733
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: ton of little stuff? I bet your jewelry at most Walmarts, like, but.

734
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: Those are all behind things. I mean, I bet you.

735
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: It's like she's just figured out the biggest dollar, the

736
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: biggest dollar small items and probably had them piled in side.

737
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: It trying to find funny concluding groceries and clothing. Okay,

738
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: it was grocery, groceries and clothing.

739
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: Which are large. Like where was she put where was she?

740
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: Where you hiding a bushel of bananas, a sack of potatoes?

741
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 3: Where's a golan?

742
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't even know. Maybe maybe she just went Maybe

743
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: she just went full baller and just piled it all

744
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 2: into a shopping cart and just fucking walked down with it.

745
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: That would be amazing just.

746
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 2: To do that, to just try try to pull off

747
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: the most brazen stealing of just I just thought that.

748
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 3: She wasn't like, you know, I could. Maybe I'll come

749
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: back tomorrow when there's not seventy five cops. There's not

750
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: seventy five cops in the store. The entire town's law

751
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 3: enforcement in this one. Establishment now's the time.

752
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 2: Also, just think there's definitely a Walmart twenty minutes away,

753
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: and all the cops from all the surrounding counties.

754
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: She knows where they are. They're at that wall. Bart,

755
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: Just go to the other Wallbart, that's right, take the

756
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: plates off your car, go to the other Walmart, steal brazenly,

757
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: and then just drive off into the sunset, and you're

758
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: going to get away with it. Yeah, she's not a thinker.

759
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: She's not a big planner in this one.

760
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 3: If we should send her this podcast for any future

761
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: crimes that you want to run by us, we could

762
00:41:59,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: ask some ideas.

763
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: That's right. We should have a podcast called future Crimes

764
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: podcast where we just tell people the crimes I could

765
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: get away with and how we would have done it.

766
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: I love that. Oh that's so funny. I actually read

767
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: something really recently about how much theft happens at the airport.

768
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: Because everybody thinks there's so many cameras, there's so much security.

769
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: There's cops, there's TSA, there's a lot of stuff. But

770
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: that's actually it lulls you into a false sense of

771
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: security that people are like pickpockets and stuff are really

772
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: good at airports.

773
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean who pickpockets? That's what's happening. And it's

774
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: not merchandise stealing from the stores that too.

775
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: Tons of that also, because that makes.

776
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: Total sense to me. Those workers always look exhausted, like

777
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: how do I get in this airport? And now they're

778
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: even removing Yes, there's self checkout everywhere, and I go,

779
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 3: this is literally insane. This one woman she could not

780
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 3: like figure out the self checkout, which not faulting her

781
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 3: because I can really figure it out. And she's like,

782
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 3: can you help me? And then she's like, you know what,

783
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: this is taking too long and just grabbed your shit

784
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: and left And I said, go on, bad bitch. You

785
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 3: know I'm on your side, you know.

786
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And also inconvenience.

787
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 2: Also, it's mean to put self checkout like the way

788
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: that they have it, where there's no one's watching it

789
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 2: and it's just a bunch of stuff and it's a

790
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 2: huge store, and then to have it literally a getaway airplane,

791
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: like fifteen feet away, where you can steal as much

792
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 2: as you want to be in another state in like

793
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.

794
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: Is amazing future crimes. This is a good episode. How

795
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: to steal and get on a plane. You time it

796
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: so your section gets announced. They say now boarding.

797
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a virtuous woman of God, So I

798
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: take as long as I need to get through that

799
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 3: damn self checkout. You know, I'll figure out. I'll square

800
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: up with the robots. Let them take my money. But

801
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 3: this lady was old, and she said, you know what

802
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 3: I put in my time. I tried. I wanted to

803
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 3: pay you. This is too hard. I said, may'am, I'll

804
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: help you. She said, no, thanks, I've already been here

805
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: too long.

806
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: I love that.

807
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: I went to a new coffee shop in La three

808
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 1: days ago. It's called Cafe La La. It's on Third Street,

809
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: so it's kind of over near weeh near. I don't

810
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: know Beverly Center that area. If I am lying, strike

811
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: me with lightning, God above. When you pay for your coffee,

812
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: you know you scan your card cashless, like everything in

813
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: La is becoming cashless. I order a cold brew, a

814
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: regular order. There are five or six employees that are

815
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: wearing matching outfits, aprons, everything. There's a chandelier in this

816
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: coffee shop. Everything is white. There are white teddy bears

817
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: with yellow Cafe La la embroidered on them in every direction.

818
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: I had to go in this place. I pay for

819
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,479
Speaker 1: my cold brew and she looks at their seat, she goes,

820
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: thank you, Scotty, we love you. No, and I go okay,

821
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: and then walked outside. You have to stand on the sidewalk.

822
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: Your coffee gets put in a window outside. But their

823
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: thing is they say we love you when you buy

824
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: your coffee. And it was the most idiocracy, most la

825
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: stereotypical thing I've ever experienced since living here for ten years. Yeah,

826
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 1: just look me down the eye, looked at her seat.

827
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, Scotty, we love you.

828
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 3: Now, Scotty, you can't go back there. You want to

829
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 3: know why? Tell me why, because that is an office

830
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 3: space situation that is about to go horribly wrong at

831
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 3: some point where one of those employees just wakes up,

832
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 3: splashes water on his face, looks in the mirror, and goes, today, No,

833
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: it's not happening again today. I do not love these people.

834
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: No, it was I should have said I love you too.

835
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: But it was a young woman and I was like,

836
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna let her job dictate

837
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: what she has to say. And then I was like,

838
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: thank you, I'll stand outside. It is so I mean,

839
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: I encourage you to go tomorrow, Blair, if you drink coffee,

840
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: go to Cafe La La No I.

841
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 3: No, no, no. I would that would be much confrontational

842
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 3: to my spirit. I would know that they did not

843
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 3: mean it. I would feel the imprisonment of those people

844
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 3: and what they're being forced to do. And if they

845
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 3: don't feel imprisoned by it, then that means they have

846
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 3: real boundary issues. It's not being required to tell strangers

847
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: you love them when you're a baristo, which is already

848
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 3: an objectively very difficult job because people are so persnickety

849
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: and demanding and in a hurry, especially here. Yeah, probably

850
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 3: making like ten dollars an hour and just being like

851
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 3: I look forward to the bullet.

852
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah when this is bring the asteroid on, hit me first,

853
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: kill me first, media, right, have you do you get

854
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with waiters kneel next to your table, like when

855
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: they're like, have you guys ever been here before? And

856
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: squat down next to your table.

857
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I don't want any stranger getting close to my face.

858
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: Agreed. Agreed.

859
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 2: Also, that reminds me of a know that you were loved.

860
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: Have you guys watched Bodies on Netflix yet?

861
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: It's yes, I watched one worth watching what is?

862
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 2: At least the final episode's not great, but I think

863
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: it's a fascinating idea. It's like what about It's like

864
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 2: it's like, I don't know, almost like Charles Dickens, Charles Dickens.

865
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: Meet sci fi.

866
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds cool.

867
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like a body shows up in this like

868
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: London Alley Way in nineteen in twenty twenty five, Tom

869
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 2: Joe nineteen forty and eighteen sixty five, but it's the

870
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: same body. Oh and then like also in the future

871
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 2: like fifty six or something. And uh And it's fascinating.

872
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 2: It's just like this weird sci fi mystery and it's enjoyable.

873
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Speaker 3: I'm going to check it out.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, Scotti, I have another. Yeah, I think I'm up.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's send us all more, send us one more? Right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Wooden tapes on Instagram. Who is my friend Lee who

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Speaker 1: works at Alma, which is a great bar in La

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Speaker 1: if you want to go get drunk with your friends,

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Speaker 1: go to Almah. Say hi to Lee for I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 1: Lee is also like the unofficial Bananas podcast historian. He's

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00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: listened every episode. So if I'm like, have I ever

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00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: told the story about the time, He's like, no, you

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00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: haven't said that one. So great, and yes I owe

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00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: him some big tips. Speaking of big tips, I have

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Speaker 1: frozen my penis, says Swedish cross country skier Cal Halferson

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Speaker 1: after racing in icy temperatures.

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Speaker 2: So you know, you know we did this originally, the

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00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 2: original one when he froze his penis the first time.

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00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: Correct, Yes, I say the same thing to you. I

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Speaker 1: do it. I was like, Kurt, this has happened again,

893
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: because this is from November twenty seventh, twenty twenty three.

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00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 2: This is amazing that this man froze his penis again.

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Speaker 1: Alaire, this keeps happening to cross country skiers. I want

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Speaker 1: him to wear more underwear.

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Speaker 3: Put a mitten on that thing. What are we doing twice?

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Speaker 1: Once you freeze your dick once.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to solutions.

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00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: Why aren't you sticking heat hot warmers down there?

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00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: Man? Shake them and place them.

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00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 3: We got it. I know we can get a Dick

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Speaker 3: Minton knit it up real quick, all right?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Oh man. This was on CNN and two journalists

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Speaker 1: had to write about this, both the best of the business,

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Speaker 1: George Ramsey and his compatriot Lee Leanne. Who so great

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Speaker 1: work you guys do great frozen penis writing, Swedish cross

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Speaker 1: country skier Cal Halfarson spearent's an unusual but not unheard

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Speaker 1: of consequence by competing and icy temperatures in Finland this weekend.

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Speaker 1: After taking part in a twenty kilometer World Cup event

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Speaker 1: in Ruka, Halferzen said that he had to take shelter

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Speaker 1: in the warmth after sustaining a frozen penis. According to reports,

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Speaker 1: temperatures dropped to a chili five degrees fahrenheit, which is

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Speaker 1: minus fifteen degrees celsius at the start of the race. Quote,

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Speaker 1: I have frozen my penis for real, Halferson told us,

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Speaker 1: expressing a Swedish outlet damn.

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Speaker 2: Express expressing e X P R E S S E

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Speaker 2: N expressing where did you print it in, expressing we're

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Speaker 2: expressing the news.

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Speaker 1: Damn. I had to lie there in the athlete's tent

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Speaker 1: for over ten minutes to warm it up. It hurts

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Speaker 1: so damn much. It's terrible. Halfferson has suffered the same

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00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: injury before, Expressin said, and so did Kurt brown Oler. Thankfully,

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Speaker 1: the thirty four year old was able to see the

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Speaker 1: funny side this time routing. It's lucky. It's lucky that

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Speaker 1: I'm about to have my second child, because it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be difficult in the future if I continue like this.

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Speaker 1: The longest punch line you've ever heard in your life.

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Speaker 1: Norwegian Jon Thompson Jensen top the podium on Sunday's race.

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00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Cross country skiers, who normally compete in

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Speaker 1: skin tight racing suits and thin underlayers can be particularly

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Speaker 1: susceptible to chile extremities blair. In the twenty twenty two

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Speaker 1: Winter Olympics in Beijing, Finland's Remy leaned Holme suffered a

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Speaker 1: frozen penis.

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Speaker 3: Yon Thompson Jensen sounds like the name of a frozen penis.

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Speaker 1: It does? That should be the nickname for it. The

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00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: slang blah blah blah. They've both experienced it before. Lindholme

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Speaker 1: like Halferson have also previous experience frozen penis while competing

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Speaker 1: in Ruka. Asked by expressing express it if they could

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Speaker 1: describe the sensation. Halferson said, no, they know, but here's

941
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Speaker 1: a tip for me. Stay away from it because it's

942
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: the worst thing you can experience, is it.

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Speaker 2: Why isn't everyone freezing their penis? So is it something

944
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Speaker 2: about their penises that makes them more susceptible to freezing?

945
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 2: Is it like a very long, thin penis?

946
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, they might be hogging out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, what why is it happening to just

948
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Speaker 2: these two guys twice and not to anybody else all

949
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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I love people that sort of. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 3: wish to for them to be in pain, but I

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Speaker 3: sort of love the hardheadedness of people are like, you

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Speaker 3: know what, I got a frozen dick once, but that

955
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Speaker 3: was just one in a million. Let's try. Let's give

956
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Speaker 3: it another go, see what happens.

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Speaker 1: Change nothing, change nothing?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, sorry, Blair plug way Blair.

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Speaker 1: Where I don't want this.

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Speaker 3: And I'm a bananimal. I could talk to you guys

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Speaker 3: for hours. This is so fun. Thanks for having me

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Speaker 3: on you guys were welcome. If you would like to

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Speaker 3: find me my all My social media is at Blair

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Speaker 3: Saki b L A I, R, S O C C

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Speaker 3: I and my special is on veeps. The link for

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Speaker 3: that is in the bio of all my social media

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Speaker 3: and also on my website Blairsak dot com. Thank you

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Speaker 3: guys so much.

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Speaker 1: Blair.

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Speaker 2: Have you looked into buying Sake to me dot com?

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Speaker 3: It's never crossed my mind, but maybe I should get

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Speaker 3: on that today, you know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you should then just you know, forward

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Speaker 2: it to your normal website. But I think it's great

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. Actually, that's important advice that I need

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Speaker 3: to heed immediately.

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Speaker 2: I love everybody got her special right now on veeps.

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Speaker 2: It's called Live from the Big Dog, Blair Sak.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thank you, Blair.

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Speaker 3: It is the time of my life. Thank you one honor.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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