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Speaker 1: To What would you talk about on your on your

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Speaker 1: podcast firm Elvis to M Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the ship show. Wait, I think I consider

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Speaker 1: myself all right, all right, we're trying to righting our

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Speaker 1: room meet eating. I'm so sorry sorry talking failure, congratulation.

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Speaker 1: I think turn off clean. We should all talk at

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Speaker 1: the same time. Why colonel clean, clean clean everything? I think,

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Speaker 1: turn off plank clean. This is awful. All this much better.

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Speaker 1: I just got everybody with clean feet. I would kill

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Speaker 1: her anything like what twice? Andrew's okay, it's echoing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I turned it off. All right, So who's an Okay, Nate,

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Speaker 1: you're in charge of the meeting? Right, shall I turn

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Speaker 1: one of me off? Oh? I can't hear Nate now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got on mute on your on your screen. There

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Speaker 1: you go. Now can everybody hear me? Now? I'm hearing myself.

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Speaker 1: Why your dog barking? Okay? Yeah, this is going really well?

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Speaker 1: All right, test test can you everybody? Deanna? Can you

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Speaker 1: hear me? No? No, I think Andrew. Can you hear me? Okay? Diamond, Ali,

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Speaker 1: I think Diana is the only person that can hear me. Everybody,

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Speaker 1: everybody Brodie, can can you hear me? Everybody forget about

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Speaker 1: the clean feed? Did everybody turn your your microphones on

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Speaker 1: zoom and off clean feed? Aboard mission? This is like

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Speaker 1: a miss Marshkellops's phone tap. It really is bad. You

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Speaker 1: don't have relaxes, Josh, Josh, it looks so relaxed. I

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Speaker 1: wish we were there with you. Everybody else needs to

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Speaker 1: go through zoom except Elvis, myself, Danielle and Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: everybody else and Nate. Everybody else has to go through zoom.

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Speaker 1: We're going through scary board, right and so okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do a test. If you can hear me, raise

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Speaker 1: your hand. Oh, Deanna is not on a right fine?

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Speaker 1: Uh well no it's not Fine is the one who

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Speaker 1: wanted the meeting. I'm trying to think maybe I should

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Speaker 1: call Diana on her phone. Hold on, I don't think

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Speaker 1: Deanna can hear any of us, Dedanna, can you hear

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Speaker 1: any of us at all? Yeah's anything, Dianna. Maybe it's

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Speaker 1: because she's recording you the podcast. This is going well,

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Speaker 1: they're so smart. There's no meeting. Hey, I love seeing everyone.

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Speaker 1: This is kind of cool. Well, let's just start um

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Speaker 1: my air conditioning decided not to work again in the middle,

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Speaker 1: so that was great. So I have to punch the

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Speaker 1: pipe to make it work. So it's a struggle, but

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Speaker 1: we're getting through it. Okay, can you give us a demonstration? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: punch the pipe. Go ahead, punch the pipe. That's what

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Speaker 1: I do. That's what I do. Do that sometimes on

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Speaker 1: the Friday. Your armpits. It's what are we doing? Now?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? Okay, hold on? Hold on. First of all, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: can you hear us? Brodie livesn't look like he's in

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Speaker 1: at all. Okay, yes, okay, good, good, good, good. Dianna,

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Speaker 1: can you hear it? S yes, I can hear you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: If if we're gonna have a meeting, let's have a meeting. So, Nate,

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Speaker 1: what are we meeting about? What we're talking about? Andrew's

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Speaker 1: air conditioning? We have eleven minutes left. Andrew wanted to

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Speaker 1: to you know, I'm getting a loop back on this.

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Speaker 1: I can't all right, I gotta uh. Andrew wanted to

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Speaker 1: have a meeting to just catch up with everybody, right, So, Diana,

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Speaker 1: what's been going on with you? Update us? Like in

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Speaker 1: my life with the show my Mom beat cancer During

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Speaker 1: the quarantine, which is amazing. That's amazing. I'm I'm so happy. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I have a boyfriend now, yeah, his name Dennis

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Speaker 1: and candy Candy. Yeah, well he's that's his food. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like whatever. But and then with the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm just so happy. We filmed something every day. So

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty happy right now. And you're happy being quarantined.

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Speaker 1: I mean, are you still where are you staying at

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Speaker 1: his house? Where you staying? No, I'm in my apartment

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Speaker 1: What did you say about Dennis? And I hope you

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Speaker 1: And he was like, let's keep going around the zoo

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Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't the new phases, um hat fishing

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Speaker 1: I've lost twenty towns in the queue. So Diamond and

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Speaker 1: amazing and yeah, just working every day. But I'm excited

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Speaker 1: walk to work. Right, you lost twenty pounds. Guess what

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Speaker 1: scary about to say? I picked up? Are you left off?

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Speaker 1: You're connected? What about Diamond? Diamond? You know you guys

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Speaker 1: leave this gate, this front yard. It's ridiculous, don't do

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Speaker 1: It's frightening. But you look awesome. Yeah. Let me tell you, guys,

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Speaker 1: I was scammed by PayPal. Okay, someone's scammed me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that is the big news of Okay. I'm very heartbroken

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Speaker 1: Some anonymous person charged my PayPal account for over a

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Speaker 1: What they did. They changed my password, they changed my number,

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Speaker 1: and then close the account. And guess who still can't

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Speaker 1: get in contact with an actual representative from PayPal? This girl?

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Speaker 1: What's the baby? Come on? So that's the big news

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Speaker 1: for Diamonds. The worst thing happened to you during was

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Speaker 1: that that butt on your head. Listen, the heat damage.

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Speaker 1: People don't tell you that wearing weaves really does like

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Speaker 1: maybe especially not come out, because I'll sneak into your

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Speaker 1: room at night and do your head. Gay guys, do that?

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Speaker 1: You know? All right? Can you start to go fund

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Speaker 1: me for diamonds? PayPal problem? Yeah? What they buy? What

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Speaker 1: I can't even do this right now? What about Josh?

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Speaker 1: Where are you right now? What's that? Are you for?

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Speaker 1: The wind? I am like a city. I'm It's called

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Speaker 1: island actually, um Johnson's Island. It's called um that my

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Speaker 1: know you've you've had, you've had a list of rough

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Speaker 1: things happening to you so far this year. But there

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Speaker 1: There there must be something really cool about the peacefulness.

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Speaker 1: Are you bored? Are you actually loving it? No? I'm

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Speaker 1: loving it. I'm loving It's very peaceful. No coronavirus here. Yeah, good,

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Speaker 1: three and a half minutes left? Okay, Sam, what's been

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Speaker 1: going on with you? Um? Nothing new? Really, My mom

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Speaker 1: this weekend took it upon herself to start planning my wedding.

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Speaker 1: Spoiler alert, I'm still not engaged. So that was kind

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Speaker 1: of weird. We went to the restaurant. No, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. No, that was a twitch. That was how

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Speaker 1: I just it's not for them to do. That's so weird.

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Speaker 1: Froggy were expecting people to be fired. No, no, not

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Speaker 1: not not, Froggy daniel told me, And I said, that's

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Speaker 1: chain reactions occhio, No, no, no, hold on, you made

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Speaker 1: it sound like Garrett was proportion. It was you in

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Speaker 1: Let's schedule another one of these meetings. Let's say in

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Speaker 1: wants to see your faces. Yeah, it's so great seeing

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Speaker 1: all of you. Well yeah, and and in all honesty,

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Speaker 1: but we don't know when we're coming back. Um. We've

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Speaker 1: gotten some estimates that maybe after labor Day, but I

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Speaker 1: think it might get get pushed back even farther. And uh,

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Speaker 1: if there's anything you guys need to let us know

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Speaker 1: to make your jobs easier, although I think you probably

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Speaker 1: figured it out by now. You need to place to park.

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Speaker 1: That's what we need. Oh yeah, thank you. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: actually got our first parking tickets yesterday. So welcome to

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Speaker 1: the club. And to reiterate what Scary just says, he

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Speaker 1: can't wait to kiss each and every one of you

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Speaker 1: can't wait. Nice about it. We have ten seconds left, Elvis. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: want to be with Josh on his coach island. I

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Speaker 1: vote Josh. Don't let visitors on Josh. Everyone everyone looks awesome.

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Speaker 1: It's great seeing you guys. See you guys later away

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