1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,560 Speaker 1: Here we go. 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our number or on our one of the 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 2: original Recipe podcast, a new week of the Ben Mahler 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 2: Show and one of the biggest nights of the year. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 2: What a great day to listen to this show and 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 2: get a sampling of what it's all about. Here in 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: hour one, we start with a Mallard monologue. How do 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 2: you evaluate President Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and Indians' 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 2: names to return to pro sports? Also, what are the 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 2: chances that the commanders and Guardians do the old switcheroo? 11 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 2: We have a mini Mallard monologue. Also, the Malard Palooza 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 2: twenty twenty five begins. We have celebrity acts from Milkman, 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 2: Mike and Colorado, Andrew and Bakersfield and Tony in the 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 2: Bay Area among those acts to get us started here 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: in our number one, settle in It's our one of 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 2: the Ben Malor Show. 17 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 3: It is just a name? Or is it just a name? 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another week of the Ben 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 2: Malor Show. We are in the air everywhere together as 20 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 2: we enter the game coast, the coast, border, the. 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 3: Border and beyond. 22 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: On the mast, hey unrelentingly powerful microphones of fsr M 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 2: monating live from. 24 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 3: The tune, the auto tune. 25 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 2: We're gona try to avoid the auto tune of the 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: Mallet Palooza as we're hanging out here at the Fox 27 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 2: Sports Radio Studios as approved listening on the other side 28 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: behind the pearly gates, Matt the Warrior Raider former as 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 2: fan Tom Brady Roast Fan. We lost Matt a while back, 30 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 2: and we always tune in from the other side. And 31 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: this portion of the Ben Maler Show made possible in 32 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 2: part by our friends at tire Rack. For over forty years, 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: ty Rak has been helping customers find the right tires 34 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 2: for how, what and where they drive, ship fast and 35 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 2: free back by free row hazard protection with convenient installation 36 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 2: options like mobile tier tire inspilation. That's tire raq dot 37 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 2: com as approved by alphialienl Pineter and Fergdog the way 38 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 2: tire buying should be. So this is a special night, 39 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 2: This night different than all other nights on the show. 40 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 2: It's the biggest night in overnight sports radio this summer. 41 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 2: It's the Mallard Palooza. So that means that we're still 42 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 2: doing the the Malard monologues because they put that up 43 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 2: on the YouTube channel and Saga will kill me if 44 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 2: we don't do those. So so so he's recording this, 45 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 2: so he's I told him, I said, they're gonna be shorter. 46 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 3: Do the monologues. I'll do the Malar monologues. They're gonna 47 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,519 Speaker 3: be short. We have a lot of acts. 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 2: We promoted the hell out of the Mallard Palooza and 49 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,920 Speaker 2: we've we've got a great turnout of people, a variety 50 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 2: of shows, different performers that will entertain us. We will 51 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 2: introduce the Malapalooza. We will get the party started following 52 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 2: the Mallard monologue. Just give heads up, that's gonna be 53 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 2: a different night. You also will have a voice in this. Now, 54 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 2: I don't know how many call were going to take 55 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: just from Rando Calders. However, if you have an X account, 56 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 2: you can give us real time feedback on the X 57 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: machine at Ben Mallar and we'll read your comments. So 58 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: we will review the acts and really the goal here 59 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: and we'll explain it as we go through the Malard Balser. 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 2: But the goal is to get in the top four 61 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: because we will have our winner based on the judges 62 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 2: here and me and Lorraina Coop and our surprise mystery judge. 63 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: We will all vote, and then in addition, we will 64 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: have the voice of the people that will be you. 65 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 2: And so the top four acts as the turn by us, 66 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 2: will go up for a vote. And so if you're 67 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: a podcast listener working the Dread to Day shift, you 68 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: will be able to vote on that. 69 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 3: So those are some of. 70 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 2: The guidelines to get you set. But we begin with 71 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 2: the Mallard monologue and our lead this hour from the 72 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 2: name Game from the Name of So over the weekend, 73 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 2: just a random sleepy July weekend, the President decided to 74 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 2: spice things up a little bit here and enter the 75 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: sporting world. And I don't know if you watching and 76 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 2: paying attention, maybe not got some headlines people freaking out here. 77 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 2: So President Donald Trump, if you saw this, he is 78 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 2: threatening to hold up a new stadium which is in 79 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 2: the works for the NFL's Washington franchise, the team in Washington. 80 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 2: The President sending out some comments on social media if 81 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 2: they do not restore the old name. Hail to the Redskins, 82 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 2: Hail to Victor Rey now. President Trump also said over 83 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 2: the weekend that he wants the Cleveland baseball team to 84 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 2: change his name back as well, to revert to the 85 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 2: former name the Indians, which I know will make Dick 86 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 2: and Dayton very happy if they do do that. He 87 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 2: still calls him that he said the president. There is 88 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 2: a big clamoring for this as well, so and of 89 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 2: course people freaked out, like the sports media. Oh my god. 90 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 2: All right, so let us discuss the question, how do 91 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 2: you evaluate President Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and 92 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 2: Indians nicknames you return to pro sports? So on this one, 93 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 2: I've got Tsunami and Mendoza line and that's it, all right. 94 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 3: So a I get a kick out of the media meltdown. 95 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 2: So I'm perusing the commentary and people are losing their 96 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,919 Speaker 2: fricking minds, right, some of the sports media people. 97 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 3: Some of these people, I know, they're losing their minds, right. 98 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 3: They're clutching their pearls. 99 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like it's like they need one 100 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 2: of those old school Victorian fainting couches. 101 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 3: They're so emotional by this. 102 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 2: And here's why, all right, because when you break it 103 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 2: down unscientifically, right, when you break it down, and if 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 2: you're actually honest about the. 105 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 3: Story, it was political. 106 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 2: The reason those team names change was the political climate 107 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 2: in America. The teams bowed down to the politics at 108 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 2: the time they changed their names, names that had been 109 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 2: around for a very long time. And now it's political again. Right, 110 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 2: it's different politics, but it's political again. President Trump daring 111 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 2: suggesting to people it's changing the names back now. Now, 112 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 2: Trump is he's tapping into something here, the president that 113 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 2: there's a. 114 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 3: Lot of people that agree with him, a lot of it. 115 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 2: In fact, I've talked about is I have some boots 116 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 2: on the ground in the Washington, DC area who've informed 117 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: me the Redskins or the Commanders have done market research 118 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 2: for years since they changed. 119 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 3: The name, and they've asked, like, what name do you want? 120 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 3: What name you know? 121 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 2: And overwhelmingly the people that actually buy tickets, the actual customers, 122 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 2: have said Redskins, that's the name they want back. And 123 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 2: so that you know, people don't bring that up, that's 124 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 2: what they want. And so they're like, hey, listen, the 125 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 2: people that follow the team that actually pay for the 126 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 2: tickets and buy the merchandise that's all overpriced, they're like, hey, 127 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 2: we like this. 128 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 3: We don't want to scrub this, we like this. This 129 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 3: is the name. And in the. 130 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 2: Years and I understand we were in a period in 131 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 2: like twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, like there was this 132 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 2: weird period here in America. 133 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 3: Where we were rewriting history. Right. 134 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 2: There were you know, knocking down statues. It got rid 135 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 2: of the Redskins name, and the Indians name got swallowed 136 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 2: up by the tsunami that was taking place in America. 137 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 2: You had owners of heritage franchises, right. American institutions were 138 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 2: told like these these are community trusts. These professional sports 139 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 2: teams who were bending down gen inflecting faster than referee 140 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 2: trun to put the ball down for Tom Brady back 141 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 2: in the day when he was playing for the Patriots. 142 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 2: And so it was not because the fans the customers 143 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 2: demanded that these names go away. 144 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 3: That was not it at all. In fact, it was 145 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 3: the opposite of that. 146 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 2: It was because of some social media mob that was 147 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 2: out there that needed fresh meat, and they're like, all right, 148 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 2: they just eat everything up. And these these professional sports 149 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: leagues bowed down to that. But keep in mind there 150 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 2: were people that had backbone in sports that didn't do that. 151 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 2: The Atlanta Braves, major League Baseball wanted the Braves to 152 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 2: change their nickname because of the political climate. 153 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 3: The Atlanta Braves still exists. 154 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 2: If it was up to the mob, the Atlanta Brains 155 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,119 Speaker 2: would have gone away. 156 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 3: You can go down the. 157 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 2: Hockey team in Chicago, the Blackhawks. There are people there 158 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 2: that I should change the name in college, the Florida 159 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 2: State Seminoles. There was a push you gotta get rid 160 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 2: of the Seminals. I don't care if the Indian group supported. 161 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 2: You got to get rid of it. You know, some 162 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 2: liberal white people don't like it. 163 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 3: You gotta get rid of it. 164 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 2: So listen that the names are alive. Those names are 165 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 2: alive today because they had owners that had a backbone. 166 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 2: The Washington Redskins, Cleveland Indians did not have owners that 167 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 2: have backbone. So now the president's calling out. Now the 168 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 2: other part of that, like, if you were to say 169 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 2: page two, what are the chances, what are the chances 170 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 2: that the commanders in the NFL and the guardians in 171 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 2: Major League Baseball were to actually do the old switch 172 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 2: or rou and go back to the old name. I 173 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 2: just go back to the old name. It's not great. 174 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna sit here and tell you it's great. 175 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 2: I don't think it is great because they know, these 176 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 2: teams know It's just they got to hold their ground 177 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 2: because Trump's only gonna be president for a few more 178 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 2: years and then somebody else will be in the White House, 179 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 2: so they just have to ride the wave here. But 180 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 2: it's not zero, Okay, it's not zero. The reason it's 181 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 2: not zero the Washington Commanders, what a dumb name, and 182 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 2: the Cleveland Guardians an equally dumb name. The current names. 183 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 2: They've had those names since twenty twenty two, so here 184 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 2: we are in the summer of twenty twenty five. Both 185 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 2: have said they don't plan to change their name. Of course, 186 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 2: spoiler alert spoiler. Both of them said for years they 187 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 2: were not going to change the name Indians and Redskins, 188 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 2: so who cares what they say. They never said they 189 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 2: were gonna change the names in the first place. They did, 190 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 2: but they said they weren't, and they finally, you know, 191 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 2: they broke down and changed the name. But I'm gonna 192 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 2: set the malarods on this at plus four hundred. I'm 193 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 2: gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred. 194 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 2: That is a two hundred hitter. That is the Mendoza line. 195 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 2: That is the Mendoza line in baseball. Baseball player Mario Mendoza. 196 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 3: So two hundred. 197 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,680 Speaker 2: Batting average and if you look at the two hunderd 198 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 2: batting average, that sucks, right, that's terrible. That is the 199 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 2: threshold for offensive futility ALLO on modern baseball. That's acceptable. 200 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 2: In the old days it wasn't. But the name, if 201 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 2: you go from the Redskins and the Guardians, this is 202 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 2: like the symbol of the outrage era that we were in, right, 203 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 2: This is like they changed to these names the Great 204 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 2: Purge of sports mascots, which they took those down. And 205 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 2: also a bunch of high school teams had to change 206 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 2: their name and all this stuff, and some colleges. But 207 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:33,400 Speaker 2: to replace the Commanders and the Guardians, those names, those 208 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 2: replacement names right there terrible, they suck. 209 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many. 210 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 2: It's like the bureaucrats got together and it's like some 211 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 2: kind of dystopian sci fi thing. 212 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 3: They got together. 213 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,400 Speaker 2: We've got to get a committee together, because everyone they 214 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 2: needs a committee. We've got to have branding, and how 215 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 2: can we come up with a name. We'll get a 216 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 2: committee together and let's have some meetings. We'll do some 217 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 2: zoom meetings. So it was twenty twenty and it's like 218 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 2: the mascots were put together by the Department of the Bland. 219 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 2: How can it be the most bland possible nickname? And 220 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 2: the Bland, I mean, he's so stupid, right, And so 221 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 2: they came up with Guardians, and they came up with 222 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 2: the Commanders, and they were selected. I am convinced. I 223 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 2: was not in the room, but I am convinced. Nonetheless, 224 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,319 Speaker 2: if those nicknames were selected for one reason, and one 225 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:27,559 Speaker 2: reason only, to offend no one, right, their goal, well, 226 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 2: we do not want to We're gonna name the Cleveland 227 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 2: baseball team after a bridge. They named it after a 228 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 2: bridge and the commanders. It sounds like some ripoff Gi 229 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 2: Joe character or something like that. So, in the process 230 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,559 Speaker 2: of trying not to offend anyone, which was the goal, 231 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 2: they have manaers to offend everyone. Right, Everyone's like, this 232 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 2: is so stupid. It's lifeless. There's no energy, there's no passion. 233 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 2: And the logos they came up with, I think I 234 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,200 Speaker 2: could come up with that. If you gave me AI, 235 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,320 Speaker 2: I get you chat, GPT or whatever, I could come 236 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 2: up with a logo like that. They're minimalist there, forgettable logos. 237 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,079 Speaker 2: Uh there, Why would anyone buy merchandise. 238 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,319 Speaker 3: For these teams. I mean that's the logos are just blah. 239 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 2: You can you can create a better logo on your 240 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 2: phone than a professional sports team. Why would you buy 241 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 2: that logo? Like, it makes no sense. They're sanitized their 242 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,200 Speaker 2: shrink wrap. It's just they just blow. 243 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 3: Uh. 244 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 2: And it was like some kind of diversity inclusion marketing 245 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 2: division came up with it. 246 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 3: It is terrible. They're horrible. Uh. 247 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 2: And it's uh, They've got about as much edge as 248 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 2: a cracker, you know, like a gluten freak cracker. 249 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 3: It's it's nothing. There's just blah blah blah blah blah. 250 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 4: Uh. 251 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,680 Speaker 2: And then to compound the issue, right, you compound the issue, 252 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 2: you get rid of names that had a legacy, that 253 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 2: had a following, that had tradition all stuff, and the 254 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 2: the new name and you combine the name and the 255 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 2: logo and it's like plain oatmeal is what it is. 256 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 3: All right. 257 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahlor Show. We are just getting started. 258 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 2: The Malard Palooza is a out to kickoff. We'll have 259 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 2: the big introduction. We need our judge, by the where's 260 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 2: our judge? Do we have our judge? We need our 261 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,079 Speaker 2: we have a celebrity judge, you'll be calling in here 262 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 2: as well, representing the people. So we'll get to that. 263 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,560 Speaker 2: To Mallard Palooza. I'm not sure who's the lead off act. 264 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 2: I see our judge has arrived. I love is weed Man. 265 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 2: I don't think weed Man's in. I don't think he's 266 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 2: in the Malapaloosa. 267 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 3: I don't think so. 268 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 2: He's flexing around on his phone there in Miami, so 269 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 2: he's not entered. For some reason, weed Man did not 270 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 2: enter the Malapusa. But the opening act, well, the big introduction, 271 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 2: it is gonna be one of an amazing night of entertainment. 272 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 3: You never know what you can get. 273 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,439 Speaker 2: Unlike those other Bland logos we just talked about, this 274 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 2: is not Bland and if it sucks, we'll just rip them. Okay, 275 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 2: we'll rip them apart if we have to, because the 276 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,599 Speaker 2: one goal is entertainment. That's what matters here. It's a 277 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 2: radio show. You got to be entertaining. Put the show 278 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 2: as in entertainment in there. We'll get to that. The kickoff, 279 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 2: the Mallard Palooza, we'll get to it, and we will 280 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 2: do it next. 281 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 282 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm specific on 283 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 5: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 284 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 6: Hey, we're Covino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day 285 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 6: five to seven pm Eastern. 286 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 3: But here's the thing. 287 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 6: We never have enough time to get to everything we 288 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 6: want to get. 289 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,239 Speaker 7: To and that's why we have a brand new podcast 290 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,080 Speaker 7: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun 291 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 7: in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly, 292 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 7: because this guy is over promising things we never have 293 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 7: time for. 294 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, you blubber list name in me. 295 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 6: Well you know what it's called over promise. You should 296 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 6: be good at it because you've been over promising women 297 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 6: for years. 298 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 7: Well, it's a Cavino and Rich after show, and we 299 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 7: want you to be a part of it. We're gonna 300 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 7: be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk 301 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 7: life and relationships. And if Rich and I are arguing 302 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 7: about something or we didn't have enough time, it will 303 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 7: continue on our after show called over Promised. 304 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 6: Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make 305 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,560 Speaker 6: sure you check out over Promised and also uncensored, by 306 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 6: the way, So maybe we'll go at it even a 307 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 6: little harder. It's gonna be the best after show podcast 308 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 6: of all time. 309 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 7: There you go over promising, Remember you could see on YouTube, 310 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 7: but definitely let join us. Listen Over Promised with Cadino 311 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 7: and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or just It's. 312 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 2: Kind of like Jim Rome back in the nineties, but 313 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 2: it's you know, it's overnight. It's Hi Bill Miller, and 314 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 2: it is the Ben Mallor Show about to kick off 315 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 2: the Malor Palooza twenty twenty five, the biggest night in 316 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 2: overnight sports radio all summer long. 317 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 3: The moment many people wait all year. 318 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 2: Four has arrived and you are locked in and be 319 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 2: given be part of this. 320 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 7: Now. 321 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 2: We're not taking many calls other than the acts. We 322 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 2: have so many acts we have to get them all in. 323 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 2: You can judge though you have an ear. You can 324 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 2: tell what's good and what's not good. Out We'll let 325 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: you play along. You can give us real time feedback 326 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 2: and what you like, what you don't like. You can 327 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 2: critique the judges. All of that available in real time. 328 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 2: It is a benefit of working the third shift, flying 329 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 2: the Red Eye flight with us at Ben Mahllor on 330 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 2: the X Machine at and Malar Lorena FSR Tech Queen 331 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 2: and Coop at a Bronco fan We were thinking about 332 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 2: using the mallard Palooza hashtag to try to get that 333 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 2: trending on X because most people are sleeping, But we 334 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 2: realize most people listening can't spell malar palooza, so that 335 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 2: won't work. Unfortunately, disappointing. And now back to it all, Right, 336 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 2: back to what we go, and here we are. We've arrived. 337 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 2: The moment is here. Welcome one and all, young and 338 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 2: old to the grand Cunival of the absurd, the neon flashing, 339 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 2: snore smashing, caffeine fueled bananza. That is the one and old. 340 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 2: The malor Palooza has arrived. And this is not your 341 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 2: average late night lounge. 342 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 8: Ack. 343 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 2: This is not some acting sheboygan. No, no, no, no no. 344 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 2: We got a little bit of everything here, the unofficial 345 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 2: It really is the unofficial Olympics of the insomniac life, 346 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,919 Speaker 2: and really a celebration, if you will, of the people 347 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 2: that are brave enough to step behind their smartphone and 348 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 2: scream like lunatics while no one's paying attention here. Well, 349 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 2: most people are sleeping, and we do thank everyone that participates. 350 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 2: I'm surprised every year we've done this. The amount of 351 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 2: people that have stepped up, because most of you get 352 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 2: ripped to bits by those of us that are judging 353 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 2: because most of the accents are terrible. So we understand that. 354 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:35,600 Speaker 2: And you know, every song I think sounds a little 355 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 2: better in your head at two in the morning. It 356 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 2: just sounds better at two in the morning. So what 357 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,160 Speaker 2: is the Malard Palooza? For those of you that are 358 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 2: new to our store. Welcome, We've been here a while, 359 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 2: but you're your new customer, so thank you glad that 360 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 2: you have stopped by here, and we advise you to 361 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 2: buckle up. And it's a variety show, very chaotic, the 362 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza. It's got the charm of a raccoon, very charming, 363 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 2: maybe like a tuxedo wearing raccoon, you know, formal raccoon exactly. 364 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 2: We've got singing check right. We've got comedy, well depends 365 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 2: what you think is funny. We've got that. We've got 366 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 2: animal acts, we've got poetry. 367 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 3: We have a little bit of everything. I don't even 368 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 3: know all the ss. 369 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 2: I have a rough idea what's coming up, but I 370 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 2: don't even know. We have legends form Malard Palooza's past. 371 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,480 Speaker 2: Like Kathy and Madison, I know she's back the hey 372 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 2: Mona she is. She has submitted an act for this 373 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 2: year's Mallapullusa. Will she become the breakout star? 374 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 3: Who knows? 375 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:40,199 Speaker 5: So? 376 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 2: Again, the malaplusa is it's a talent show with a 377 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 2: blatant disregard to the talent part of it. The key 378 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 2: part is the show part. And that's what it's about, 379 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 2: right people. We have marked the full name guy, he's 380 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,479 Speaker 2: signed up, he's got his harmonica. I'm sure somebody will 381 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,360 Speaker 2: bring a kazoo in here and do that. Who knows. 382 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 2: So we're here for you and every act will be judged. 383 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 2: Every act will be judged because it's a show and 384 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 2: we have the now what we want from the judges, 385 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 2: the sacred mountain of judging here we've got, obviously equality, 386 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 2: We do want quality, want entertainment. And what I think 387 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 2: is the most important is the razzle dazzle. You got 388 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 2: to bring the razzle dazzle right And then the judges 389 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 2: that are involved in this, now me be me Ben 390 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 2: High your favorite gas bag, unless it's not so that 391 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,920 Speaker 2: would be me. We've got Kooper Loop, a returning judge 392 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 2: here Lorena as well, representing the hell and representing the people. 393 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 2: A classically trained pianist known professionally by the way as 394 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 2: inco war You can find him at inco Warrior dot com. 395 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 2: I don't know if he wants us to give that out. 396 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 3: We just did. Oops. 397 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,400 Speaker 2: Performed throughout the United States at famous concert halls, also 398 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 2: around the world in place like France, Germany, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, 399 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 2: I don't know where that is, Russia, Taiwan, Japan. Of 400 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,920 Speaker 2: course his peru is homeland there and uh, just legendarybody. 401 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 3: This guy legit, this is legit. 402 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,160 Speaker 2: He's performed at the Great Hall of Moscow Conservatory, the 403 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 2: Philharmonic Hall in Saint Petersburg, Russia. And now he's on 404 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 2: the Malor Paluza. He's returning Inca Terror. Hello, inca terror. 405 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,439 Speaker 4: Then I do have to say one thing though. I 406 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 4: just checked and it looks like the San Diego State 407 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 4: AZTECS still exists. 408 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 3: Oh that's true, they do, they do. They do still exist. 409 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 3: See that's good. Tying into the he's tying into the 410 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 3: Mala Monola InKo terror. 411 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm going to remain offended until 412 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 4: there's A College INCA team. 413 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 3: You should well you of course you're the INCA Terror 414 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 3: INCA Warriors. 415 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 4: I'm rooting for the saddleback Incas. 416 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 2: Said back they got woke, they changed they were called 417 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 2: the Gauchos. When I went there they changed their name 418 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 2: to like the Bobcat or something like that. 419 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,040 Speaker 3: It was a gut show. 420 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 2: I mean, like, anyway, well, you're here, INCA and what 421 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,160 Speaker 2: gigs have you done recently? 422 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 3: We have not spoken a long time. You were in here. 423 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 3: Was very nice to meet you. 424 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 2: You came by, said hello, and hopefully when you travel here, 425 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 2: I do want to see you perform at some point 426 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,400 Speaker 2: here when you're out and the wife is actually hanging 427 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 2: out monitoring everything, and we'd love to see your perform 428 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 2: when you're back in California. 429 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 3: So you gotta let us know, give us heads on it. 430 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,159 Speaker 4: I definitely will, and I think I actually will be 431 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 4: in LA in the next year or two, so looking 432 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 4: forward to that. Yeah, I'm adding a Korea and Hong 433 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,119 Speaker 4: Kong thiss fall to the list of countries. 434 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 2: So nice, all right, and you've you've performed all over 435 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 2: the place we know, and you're very town. This guy's 436 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 2: amazing the ability that he has on a piano and 437 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 2: so great, and we will be judging on a scale 438 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 2: of one to ten as we normally do now ten 439 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 2: would be the pinnacle. 440 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 3: Ten would be amazed. 441 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 2: So people have good tars and different instruments and all 442 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 2: that stuff. If they're able to play it, that would 443 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 2: be good. And so really the key part where the 444 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 2: rubber meets the road is the razzle dazzle, the ras 445 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 2: mataz as we. 446 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,119 Speaker 3: Like to call it. 447 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,560 Speaker 2: There and a lot of razzle turns to frazzle, which 448 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 2: is a problem, right, Anko, that's a problems. 449 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. 450 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,480 Speaker 3: And I want you to know that. 451 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 2: We might not take this seriously, but I got email 452 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,200 Speaker 2: from people who were still upset about something Inca Terra 453 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 2: said years ago about them and he's still better Anca 454 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 2: about something you said about their act. So people remember, 455 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 2: they remember what we say, and so these people are 456 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,040 Speaker 2: prepared and all that stuff. So we're very excited that 457 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,199 Speaker 2: the night is young, the circus is here. It's the 458 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza. And who's in the leadoff chair? So we're 459 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,919 Speaker 2: now cool? Which direction should we go on? This is 460 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,159 Speaker 2: the Milkman, our leadoff guy? Are we started with the 461 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,359 Speaker 2: milk manchon. We have an at large bit we had 462 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 2: to have. We have some at large add ons that 463 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,119 Speaker 2: called up at the last minute that want to be 464 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 2: part of this. 465 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,159 Speaker 3: All right, well, actually we have an open well to 466 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 3: play the open. Here we go. We have imaging professionally 467 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:03,200 Speaker 3: done imaging. 468 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 8: Shine. 469 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 3: What I do is say, yeah, you know what I mean, like. 470 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,520 Speaker 5: Show us what you got there. This is malar Paloosa 471 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 5: and now here's your host, Ben Mallock. 472 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 2: All we're off to the races with the Malapalooza. Now 473 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 2: we did get a tune sent in. Now this is 474 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 2: not for the judges to consider, but I just want 475 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 2: to give you a taste of what's out there. And 476 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 2: Mallard prop guy, who I thought he was going to 477 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 2: be here tonight, but I guess we couldn't get him in. 478 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 2: But malaprop guy a big fan of the show, big 479 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,439 Speaker 2: supporter of the show. He sat in last year. I 480 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 2: believe he was the seat filler last year for the malapus. 481 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 2: I'm a very big fan of what we do here 482 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 2: and we love his contribution on a nightly basis. And 483 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,959 Speaker 2: he he put a little diddy you know, he's actually 484 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,439 Speaker 2: like a real musician and he put a little song together. 485 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,479 Speaker 2: Let's play a little bit of it, and it's really 486 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 2: really good. I think there's a lot of eye in it, 487 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 2: but it's really I admitted it. But listen, this is 488 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 2: pretty good. Now A prop guy set to. 489 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,639 Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm trying to talk into the not 490 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 3: sheve over the post. It's a big leading it's I 491 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,600 Speaker 3: can talk here. We got everybody. Buckle up, buckle up, 492 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 3: a show, talent show, malocal loser. Time to go on 493 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 3: the bed. 494 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 9: Show unless it's not smart, socking, pretty song that jokes 495 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 9: that go on and work weird fashion to show. 496 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,200 Speaker 2: All right, well taste and that is not for judging. 497 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,879 Speaker 2: That was just sitting by Mallard prop guy. He wanted 498 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,959 Speaker 2: us to hear that and promote the Malard palooza. So 499 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,399 Speaker 2: thank you and you are ten I look at that. 500 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 2: My wife says, ten on that that's no. 501 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 3: That isn't AI. That doesn't count right, we're not counting AI. 502 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 10: I feel like there should be an AI category no. 503 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 3: Because then we're gonna encourage A. I don't want to 504 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 3: encourage you. I want us. 505 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,120 Speaker 2: This is the whole point of the bit, is that 506 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 2: some you know, some dude sitting on a farm in Iowa. 507 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,920 Speaker 10: With his own two hands. 508 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 2: Exactly. That's what I want. Anybody could do AI. Who 509 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 2: cares about AI? I want to hear humans, just like 510 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,560 Speaker 2: all you idiots that want robot ai umpires. I want humans. 511 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 2: I love humans. You tell them that's right. All right, 512 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 2: let's walk in our first act a leadoff chair boy. 513 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,680 Speaker 2: What a difficult spot to be in. And man has 514 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,879 Speaker 2: been entertaining us for years. He's had many bits on 515 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 2: the show with Marcel. He's gotten Marcel to say stupid 516 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 2: things and we love it. 517 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,879 Speaker 3: For that over the years, very entertaining all. 518 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 2: I'm very busy on the X machine during the show 519 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,399 Speaker 2: while he's working there. And everyone loves the Milkman, and 520 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:12,960 Speaker 2: he's Bowld, the fearless and absolutely unforgettable. Get ready for 521 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 2: the high energy, the full throttle performance of Milkman Mike 522 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:23,920 Speaker 2: in Colorado. Ninety seconds. Milkman, you are the opening act. 523 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 2: Are you ready, sir? 524 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 8: Yes, sir, I am. Let's give it a whirl. 525 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,560 Speaker 3: Here we go, give it up for the Milkman. 526 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 8: Thank you for calling the Ben Malors Show overnight weekend line. 527 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,200 Speaker 11: At the tone of your message, at the tone. 528 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 8: Hey bear guess at scratch off down here in artkan 529 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 8: Shawl driving around, you know, doing all these trucks out things. 530 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 8: I can't believe I got your voicemail. I've been trying 531 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 8: to call the show and every time I call, or 532 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 8: you ever do is get mad at me, make sure 533 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 8: of me. But you'll go to keep calling you cause 534 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,440 Speaker 8: you is my best friend. But I'm gonna call later 535 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 8: this week, so you better make sure not to leave 536 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 8: me on hold, or I'm gonna have to come up 537 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 8: there and fly over there and come into the studio 538 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 8: digit like that lepercown guy did. I'll see you ben. 539 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,440 Speaker 1: Hey. Then it's Poppy. 540 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 4: You know your number one, You know your guy you on. 541 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 1: My mentor you know everybody loves the Poppy picks. You 542 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: know it's your post popular. 543 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 8: Thing on the Big Model Show. 544 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 1: Everybody wants to hear what Poppy's got to say. And 545 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: just like, oh wait, we went twenty five and oh 546 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: this weekend everybody bling blake. Oh hang on he second. 547 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 1: Then I gotta give up my food orders. Yeah, I'm Poppy, 548 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,760 Speaker 1: I'm the Mother show. You never heard of me. Here's 549 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: your damn food all right? Then I gotta get back 550 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 1: to so I will talk to you. Later, but I'll 551 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 1: call him in and give you my piss, you know, 552 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: two hours. 553 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 8: Long, the picts because everybody wants. 554 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: Hey Ben, I just wanted to call in one more time. 555 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,119 Speaker 8: I got these trucks up again. 556 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: I just can't get enough of. 557 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 8: My Ben mallor. I gotta get on the air sometimes, 558 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 8: So I'm coming that way right now. That's it. 559 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: Thanks, All right, there. 560 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 2: Is mock Ben Mike in Colorado with some caller regular 561 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 2: caller impersonations. They're very good with the poppy and I 562 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 2: was a jed who fled right, very very impressive. 563 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 3: All right, hold on a second, let's go to the 564 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 3: judges scorecards. 565 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 2: We'll start out with the classically trained pianist who's performed 566 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 2: all over. 567 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 3: Vice in Gatara on a scale of one to ten. 568 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 2: What is your judging of our friend milkman Mike in Colorado. 569 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm giving him a I'm going to give 570 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 4: him a six, six and a half, six. 571 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 2: And a half on then all right, point five he'll 572 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 2: be keeping track. Uh the seven seven? My wife says 573 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 2: a seven. She's I guess she's adding she wants to 574 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 2: be one of the judges easier. 575 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna give it it was the first act. 576 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 2: It was pretty good. It's always tough to go first. 577 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a six. I'm gonna give it 578 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 2: a six. 579 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:23,560 Speaker 3: Lorena. 580 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought it was really funny. 581 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 12: I was laughing in here because he's a you know, 582 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 12: it's like how they see it, right, I'm like, this 583 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,400 Speaker 12: would be if I was telling my friends, this is 584 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,120 Speaker 12: the kind of callers we get every night. 585 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 5: It was. 586 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 10: It was fantastic. I'm gonna give I'm gonna give it a. 587 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 3: Six and a half as well, six and a half. 588 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 3: So you matched Dan guitar, Coop. 589 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 13: Uh. 590 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 14: I like the poppy impression. Uh, these I believe it. 591 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 14: I believe it was a sir scratch off impression. 592 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 6: It was. 593 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 14: Yeah, and see that's I I felt like it could 594 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 14: have been a number of different callers that one. 595 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 596 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 15: So I'm I'm gonna give it a six. 597 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 2: Six all right. So that's so do the math on 598 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 2: that so six. I will not do the math because 599 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 2: I we use Mallard math, but we have six and 600 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 2: a half. 601 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 3: Seven. I gave it a six. 602 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 2: Loreina gave it a six and a half, and Coop 603 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 2: gave it a six. 604 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 3: All right, Well, good luck. 605 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 2: Melkman Mike, thank you, a good job by you. There 606 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 2: you go seven from me, Yeah the wife thirty two, 607 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 2: thirty two. The combined score opening act gets a thirty two. 608 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 2: We have a late I believe this is a late submission. 609 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 2: Our next act. You listen to our live coverage. All 610 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,640 Speaker 2: the networks wanted this, but we are the only ones 611 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 2: that have a Fox Sports Radio, sparing no expense to 612 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 2: give you this entertainment. The Mallard Paloos, all the networks. 613 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 2: We're trying to get it. Let's welcome in our next act, 614 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 2: a last minute submission. He does not use props, he 615 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 2: uses profanity, he doesn't use tricks. He uses foul words, 616 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,680 Speaker 2: just the power of the human mind and a very 617 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 2: dirty lexicon. Prepared to be stunned by Tony in the 618 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 2: Bay Area. Tony, your next up? Are you ready? 619 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,080 Speaker 3: Tony? 620 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 8: Yes? 621 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 3: Go ahead, Tony. 622 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 4: Did you hear David Vessey's opinion about foul balls? 623 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 8: He thinks they're a little salty? Thanks, Ben, Okay, look 624 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 8: at that. 625 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 2: Let's go to the judges scorecard and could tear your thoughts. 626 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 2: One joke from Tony and the Bay Area. 627 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 3: One joke. 628 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 4: Brevity is the soul of wit, as they say, uh, so, 629 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 4: you know I'm going to give it a four. 630 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 3: You're the four, all right? The Vassay joke, of course, 631 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 3: taking shots at this show. 632 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 2: He's the host of Dodger Talk, and we normally come 633 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 2: on after Dodger Talk on our affiliate in Los Angeles. 634 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 2: I've known Veassay since he was an intern. He takes 635 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 2: shots at me all the time, while meantime he's coddling 636 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 2: Dodger players and the Dodger I don't have. If you 637 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 2: noticed the last couple weeks, they blow, They're terrible, got 638 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 2: swept by the Brewers. So he brought up, as I 639 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 2: love that he holds a grudge. Would you give him again? Inca, 640 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 2: you give him a four? All right, I'm gonna give him. 641 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 2: I'm gonnave him a solid five because I love the 642 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 2: fact he's got my back and I love that Lorena. 643 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 12: I love a good salty ball joke, Ben, So I 644 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,000 Speaker 12: gotta give him a six. 645 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,840 Speaker 3: All right. So six happening good? 646 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 10: And he didn't cuss. 647 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 3: I'm very pleased and shocking. He did not curse. 648 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 2: Said all the wife says of six a six. You 649 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 2: and Lorena both said, that's unbelievable. That's everydaylus cupolo, please, uh, 650 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 2: I gotta give it a three me three. Look, it 651 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,959 Speaker 2: was he's defending the show, Coop, I know, but it 652 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,120 Speaker 2: was one guy. 653 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 15: It was one joke. The entire act was ten seconds 654 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 15: lost me. 655 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,479 Speaker 3: By the end of this, you're gonna wish they were 656 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 3: all one one joke. 657 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 2: Okay, understand, Okay, we should thank Tony for only doing 658 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 2: one joke. 659 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 5: Okay. 660 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,400 Speaker 2: Basically, people are gonna be a fifteen minute stand up 661 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 2: sets here before we're done. You know that's gonna happen. 662 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 2: I agree with you. Brevity, as you said, and gets there. 663 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,720 Speaker 2: Brevity is the key to this very important. So all right, 664 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,200 Speaker 2: well everyone, what is. 665 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 3: The score on that? But that was twenty four? All right? 666 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 2: So in second place, our friend Tony in the Bay Area? 667 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: Hold on there, Inka terror, We will press on. We 668 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,480 Speaker 2: have our next comedy act. 669 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 3: Come here, we have the play of the day. Do 670 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 3: we have that ready to go? 671 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 8: We do not. 672 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 2: All right, well, we'll have our comedy act and one 673 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,640 Speaker 2: of our younger listeners staying up late. 674 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 3: Now, he had said that he was gonna drag. 675 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 2: His sister into this. We'll see if the sister arrives. 676 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 2: And now, by the way, this portion of the Ben 677 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,200 Speaker 2: Maler Show made possible in part by our friends at 678 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 2: Express Employment Professionals. Do your summer plans include a new job? 679 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 2: After listening to the Mallard polus, you might need one. 680 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 2: Want to work with an expert in your local job 681 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,680 Speaker 2: market to find the right role. Just call your local 682 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 2: Express Employment Professionals go to expresspros dot com and Express 683 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 2: never charges job seekers of fees expresspros dot Com. 684 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 3: Straight ahead, we will hear from legends. 685 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,960 Speaker 2: We have a rap act that fits the demo and 686 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,600 Speaker 2: also a common the act among others. As we are 687 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 2: just beginning the Malor Palooz at twenty twenty five. 688 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 3: It continues, We'll get to it. We'll do it next. 689 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,360 Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor 690 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 691 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:21,640 Speaker 2: Celebrating the talent of a nocturnal wistern still taste. 692 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:30,560 Speaker 7: Hey, Hey, it won't be denied. 693 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:37,560 Speaker 9: Hey. 694 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 16: One man pledged his allegiance wrong. One man disguised as me. 695 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 16: One man lives on a plunge. 696 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:52,320 Speaker 8: Of far. 697 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,439 Speaker 1: One man belt. 698 00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:09,759 Speaker 13: Dinky Bell Miller. Here a classic Mallard tune. 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He is the champion of the Open 726 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 3: Royal Port Rush Part Rush five. 727 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,560 Speaker 2: Here he won the Claret jug which will collect dust 728 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,360 Speaker 2: on a shelf somewhere in his home. But that is 729 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,839 Speaker 2: the third career Grand Slam leg for Scottie Scheffler, one 730 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,359 Speaker 2: of the most boring human beings in sports. Congratulations to him. 731 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,560 Speaker 2: And that is the ti Iraq play of the day, 732 00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 2: Playing the night. 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We 739 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,120 Speaker 2: don't have time for that right now because we must 740 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,160 Speaker 2: get back to the next act. 741 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,360 Speaker 3: Very important. 742 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,920 Speaker 2: We're doing God's work here putting people that are entertaining 743 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 2: you on the radio, and we have inca terror are 744 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,239 Speaker 2: classically trained judge who is his pianist, and he's here 745 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 2: as well. But up next he's a juggler, a contortionist, 746 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 2: a human beat box, and somehow he does it all 747 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,760 Speaker 2: at once. 748 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,800 Speaker 3: Buggle up a wild ride. We go to the mean. 749 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:54,800 Speaker 2: Streets of Bakersfield, California, and we welcome in Andrew Andrew 750 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 2: ninety seconds. 751 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,320 Speaker 3: The flour is yours. 752 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:03,160 Speaker 11: Go ahead, all right, beat going. I thought we'd got 753 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 11: to beat. 754 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,520 Speaker 15: Oh not me? 755 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:13,319 Speaker 11: Yeah, well all right, after a good start, all right, 756 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,359 Speaker 11: I'll drop a freestyle with no beat. It's complete. Every 757 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,400 Speaker 11: time I do this, you can hear the dog in 758 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 11: the next room. I get through this even though I 759 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,360 Speaker 11: was in the er a little bit to go for 760 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,799 Speaker 11: gall bladderstones. Man, it sucks, but I'm gonna drop a 761 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,360 Speaker 11: poem and I'm gonna do it for Freddie Freeman and 762 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,879 Speaker 11: Show Hey and David Bath say that's what I say. 763 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 11: And I'm gonna drop it, and I'm gonna stop it 764 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,719 Speaker 11: because I got no beat, But I'll keep on going. 765 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 11: I'm walking with my feet upon the street. I love 766 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,880 Speaker 11: poetry and I love hip hop like the Visionary said, 767 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,520 Speaker 11: and that's how I'm gonna stop it. And Yo, my 768 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 11: eyes might be red. 769 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:54,680 Speaker 2: Okay, there's Andrew Andrew in Baker's field a little different there, 770 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,919 Speaker 2: a little freestyle hip hop, rappy. 771 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,600 Speaker 3: Think think it's there? Your your scale to ten? Here 772 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,120 Speaker 3: Anka on our first act? 773 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,120 Speaker 8: What do you Yeah? 774 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,320 Speaker 4: I think that the emphasis is on the word free. 775 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 4: So I needed that beat, and I think he could 776 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,239 Speaker 4: have created one without Lorena. So I'm giving him a 777 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 4: two yeah. 778 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 3: Give him a two yeah. So here's the thing, Andrew. 779 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,400 Speaker 2: It's never good when you start your bit by blaming 780 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 2: someone else right away, right, there's a lack of accountability. 781 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,320 Speaker 3: You should have let let you know when. 782 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,680 Speaker 14: He signed up a week ago. He did say he 783 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 14: wanted a rat beat and I failed to do that. 784 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,120 Speaker 2: Okay, you did not provide him with a rap beat, Okay, 785 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,280 Speaker 2: as I will just judge him based on his performance. 786 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,520 Speaker 2: I thought it was one of the worst things I've 787 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 2: ever heard. It was absolutely horrible. I'm gonna give him 788 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 2: a minus five is what I'm going to give Andrew. 789 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,759 Speaker 2: A minus five. 790 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,520 Speaker 10: Lorena, Oh yeah, you know, I tried to write it. 791 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:47,959 Speaker 3: I did. 792 00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,400 Speaker 12: I tried. I tried, but he did play with the 793 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,880 Speaker 12: not having a beat into the rhyming. He did so 794 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,000 Speaker 12: by playing on his toes. I'm going to give him 795 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 12: a little bit of points. 796 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,799 Speaker 10: Im gonna give him four four. 797 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, uh, Coop, what do you? 798 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,160 Speaker 3: What do you think? 799 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:03,439 Speaker 15: Coop? 800 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,839 Speaker 14: Well, I mean you mentioned that he played it into 801 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,320 Speaker 14: the rhyming. I didn't hear a lot of rhyming. 802 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,919 Speaker 3: He did mention his gallbladder. I don't think you rhymed 803 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,720 Speaker 3: anything with gall. 804 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,439 Speaker 10: I don't said he loved poetry though, so that's nice. 805 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,359 Speaker 3: Maybe you should learn something. 806 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,960 Speaker 15: Yes, I'm gonna give him a five. Five? 807 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:23,759 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 808 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,800 Speaker 2: All right, so basically you got a zero between me 809 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,400 Speaker 2: and you, because my mind is five knocked your five 810 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,839 Speaker 2: out and so that's that. 811 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,799 Speaker 3: Well, what we are four accident? Is this? 812 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,000 Speaker 2: What a what an hour to begin an get and 813 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,640 Speaker 2: we were actually behind our like the pace, we're behind 814 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,400 Speaker 2: the pace. We need to be right because we have 815 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,640 Speaker 2: we recorded, we have we had the Milkman, we had 816 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 2: Tony the Bay. 817 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,439 Speaker 15: We still have a we need another score here. 818 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 3: Oh ah, that's right. The wife says four. He says, 819 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 3: all right, why do you just agree with the loraina? 820 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,439 Speaker 3: What's it's like a female thing. 821 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,240 Speaker 10: We're on the same page. We're on the same page. 822 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:59,560 Speaker 2: No, that was terrible, horrific, So total of ten, ten iratulations. Andrew, 823 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,920 Speaker 2: you got a hen you think he'll make If he 824 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,239 Speaker 2: makes the top four, we're all screwed, all right. If 825 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 2: Andrew ends up in the top four, we might not 826 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 2: have Malipalooza twenty twenty six. 827 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 3: This would be the final ever edition of the Malapalooza.