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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to bring young people

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Speaker 1: back to TV with PBS's new hit show CSI, Sesame

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Speaker 1: Street one two, three Homicides. Tune in every Friday night

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Speaker 1: right after Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other shive me elmos. Just don't. This first laser

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Speaker 2: story is out of Florida. All right, let's go down.

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Speaker 1: Twenty six year old Jordan Coddo showed up outside Atlantis

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Speaker 1: Gentleman's Club the other night.

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Speaker 2: Yes he did brook recommend.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, if you bring enough ones, okay, always

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Speaker 3: tip the people.

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Speaker 2: Yep, and he has to speak to a manager.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he was unhappy that his coupon for a free

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Speaker 1: non alcoholic drink had expired twenty minutes before he came in.

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Speaker 2: Is he is he the care of strip clubs? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's not timming anybody. Yeah, he's like, well, I don't

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Speaker 2: feel like I've gotten at least thirty minutes worth of dancing.

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Speaker 1: Well then to make matters where security told Jordan that

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Speaker 1: the manager didn't have time for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that made him angry.

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Speaker 4: He seemed like such a sensible man prior to this.

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Speaker 1: Well, he went to his car, started it, grabbed a

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Speaker 1: cheeseburger that was in there, and chucked it.

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Speaker 2: At the dude. Oh dang, hit the security guy's shoulder.

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Speaker 2: And that was all it took for the cops to

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Speaker 2: get called.

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Speaker 4: Burger laying around in his car, And why is it

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Speaker 4: a security guard just beating the crap out of him

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Speaker 4: in a back alley. Yeah, isn't that what you do

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Speaker 4: at strip clubs?

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Speaker 1: They arrested Jordan for battery and said the man he

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Speaker 1: hit wasn't seriously injured. Oh good, But the burger did

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Speaker 1: cause bodily harm.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, this is the weakest security guard at the

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Speaker 4: strip club.

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Speaker 2: We've ever met. I got some ketchup in my I'm

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Speaker 2: allergic to ketch up. We solved it, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Jordan admitted to throwing the burger from his vehicle and

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Speaker 1: told police he would do it again if he could,

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Speaker 1: so no regrets. He also was arrested last month for

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Speaker 1: stealing his uncle's boat and selling it to another relative.

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Speaker 2: I like that he kept it in the family. So

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Speaker 2: police told them to try to stay out of trouble

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Speaker 2: for a while.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he's facing charges for misdemeanor battery while doing a

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Speaker 1: drive by cheeseburger in only in Florida.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he's the Hamburgler.

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Speaker 1: Yeah man, this next as their story is out of Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: The Donardo family was one hundred miles into a road

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Speaker 1: trip when they decided to pull over get some gas,

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Speaker 1: also grab a few snacks at the convenience store, okay,

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Speaker 1: and that's when they discovered something odd. The mom, Mara DeNardo,

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Speaker 1: talks about it.

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Speaker 5: We had driven for two hours and needed to stop

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Speaker 5: for gas. My husband gets out of the car and

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Speaker 5: it's like the cat is on the roof. We're like,

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Speaker 5: what do we do? We're already so far into the trip.

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Speaker 5: We have a long way to go to get to

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Speaker 5: New Hampshire. My husband says he's just gonna have to

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Speaker 5: come with us. And he had such a good time

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Speaker 5: and a great you know, adventure. So I actually did

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Speaker 5: videos and pictures everywhere we went of him.

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Speaker 2: It's so cat survive. Yeah, your cards one hundred miles

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Speaker 2: that's why.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just a will to live, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Is Ray Ray, And he'd managed to stay atop the

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Speaker 1: vehicle for one hundred miles, even as they were driving

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Speaker 1: seventy miles an hour down the highway.

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Speaker 4: Wow, anyone else picture of this cat with huge biceps,

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Speaker 4: just the ability to play on this superhero.

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Speaker 1: So, as you heard, the vacation went pretty well, and

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Speaker 1: the Donardos even made a stop for supplies at a

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Speaker 1: pet store and continued on with their weekend plans. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, and they said Rey Ray accompanied them on

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Speaker 1: all their adventures from the comfort of a cat carrier backpack.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Man, my mom brings her cat everywhere right now, I.

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Speaker 2: Want a cat, but I wanted to go with place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well don't dude, my mom takes our cat on

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Speaker 3: the boat recently.

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Speaker 2: I was like, how is it so well behaved cat?

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Speaker 1: You need to adopt this guy. This next Lazer story

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Speaker 1: is out of wedding world you. Alexis might finally be

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Speaker 1: ready to get hitched after she hears this. Because McDonald's

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Speaker 1: just introduced a brand new wedding package.

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Speaker 2: Nugget.

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Speaker 1: A couple can get their wedding catered with one hundred

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Speaker 1: boxes of chicken McNuggets, yes mcflurry as well.

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Speaker 2: Each box come already.

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Speaker 1: Each box comes with four nugs apiece, So guests, we'll

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Speaker 1: be in for quite a tree only four Yeah, come on,

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Speaker 1: you have multiple boxes if you're that hungry. The best

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Speaker 1: part of the mcdee's catering is the price, because one

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Speaker 1: hundred boxes is only going to set you back two

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 2: I've heard for weddings.

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Speaker 4: That's cheap.

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Speaker 2: That's really cheap.

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Speaker 1: It was like a lot, one hundred nuggets.

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Speaker 3: For yeah, almost fifty cents a nugs. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: you're mathing and it's not good.

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Speaker 2: I will say there is a catch.

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Speaker 1: You do have to get married in Indonesia since that's

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Speaker 1: the only country that's offering it right now.

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Speaker 2: Alexis there. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: However, with the news going viral, Mickey D's and other

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Speaker 1: locations might be looking to cash in soon. Couples will

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Speaker 1: also be able to add extras onto their catering menu,

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Speaker 1: including fries alexis mcflurries something reasonable.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, the machine is going to be broken on your

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Speaker 4: wedding day.

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Speaker 1: Well, if the ice cream cone machine isn't broken, then

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Speaker 1: that might be available.

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Speaker 2: It would break in the middle of the wedding.

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Speaker 1: People online have been mostly positive about the idea. One

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Speaker 1: person said, wedding, I'm ordering this for dinner. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: not all people are into it. One lady exclaimed they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be cold after three minutes. In eighteen seconds. Don't

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Speaker 1: nobody want that ish.

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Speaker 2: Out of the matter? Yeah, I don't agree. Oh they're

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Speaker 2: so good.

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Speaker 4: If you're drunk from the open bar.

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Speaker 5: Then coldries do.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of celebrity Corner, Taylor Swift's The Life of a

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Speaker 1: show Girl sold a massive four million copies in its

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Speaker 1: very first week.

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Speaker 4: That's not enough, though.

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Speaker 1: That four million is in what they call equivalent album units,

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Speaker 1: which includes both pure album sales and streaming activity. I

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Speaker 1: think it's like every five streams or three streams counts

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Speaker 1: as like one.

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Speaker 2: Download, whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: Most of that was an actual album sales, close to

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Speaker 1: three and a half million copies.

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Speaker 3: I went with my daughter and her friends to a

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Speaker 3: record store and there was like a big listening party

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Speaker 3: and they were giving away stuff and selling records and CDs.

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Speaker 4: Even ew Yeah, I know they had like a bunch

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Speaker 4: of CDs for sale.

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Speaker 1: He's made your daughter go there, that's going on find

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Speaker 1: your cat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, four million equivalent album units, three and a

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Speaker 1: half million copies, Both those numbers are the largest weekly

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Speaker 1: sums of the modern era going back to nineteen ninety one. Previously,

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Speaker 1: Adele's album twenty five had held both of those records,

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Speaker 1: so Taylor dethroned her. This is also Taylor's fifteenth number

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Speaker 1: one album, which breaks her out of a tie with

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Speaker 1: Drake and Jay Z for the most number one albums

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Speaker 1: by a solo artist.

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Speaker 3: The only people that have ever sold more than her

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Speaker 3: are the Beatles.

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Speaker 1: Beatles have nineteen chart topping albums total.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so she's coming for us.

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Speaker 1: In related news, Taylor announced two new upcoming projects, a

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Speaker 1: full concert film and a behind the scenes docuseries on

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Speaker 1: the Era's tour, which I had to.

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Speaker 4: Read deep into that article that those are different things.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, how many times can we learn about this time?

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Speaker 1: How many how much money can we give to Taylor

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Speaker 1: in how many different ways?

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Speaker 2: Because we'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Both hit Disney Plus on December twelfth. And I know

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Speaker 1: one fan who's going to be watching with his remote

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Speaker 1: in hand.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, there we go.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's not his remote.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well, definitely enjoying the Show's enjoy it whenever

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Speaker 1: he's watching.

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Speaker 2: That's how it means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Friday.