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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. I'm

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Speaker 3: so happy you're here. I'm happy to be with you.

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Speaker 3: The fire's roaring. I have holiday drinks set out, you know, cocoa,

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Speaker 3: a single cookie for each guest. Honor system. Please, I

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Speaker 3: or out. What a special episode this is going to be.

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Speaker 3: My wonderful producer, An Lisa and I have rounded up

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Speaker 3: a variety of guests that you might recall from past episodes,

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Speaker 3: and what we have today is the podcast equivalent of

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Speaker 3: a super Spreader event. Each of the guests to day

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Speaker 3: have brought me a gift before. But the holidays, if

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Speaker 3: nothing else, are a time for forgiveness. So I invited

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Speaker 3: them all back and made them swear they wouldn't bring

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Speaker 3: a gift this time by threatening legal action. For the

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Speaker 3: next little while, it's going to be NonStop games. That's

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Speaker 3: the deal here. We have Gift or a Curse. We've

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Speaker 3: lightning version of Gift or a Curse. A lot of

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Speaker 3: big opinions this episode. Some will win, many will lose.

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Speaker 3: If you have a moment as a little gift to me,

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Speaker 3: why don't you rate and review this podcast? I mean,

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Speaker 3: if you haven't done it already, shame on you. I

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Speaker 3: ask for so little. This is the bare minimum you

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Speaker 3: maybe corner someone recommend the show. Say you know, grandma,

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Speaker 3: you got to listen to this podcast, and then remind

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Speaker 3: you know, just keep reminding it's okay. If the relationship

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Speaker 3: I hope you're having a wonderful holiday season, fantastic time.

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Speaker 3: Of course I do no matter what you celebrate. You've

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Speaker 3: got your Christmases, your kwans As, your hanukkah Is, your

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Speaker 3: Winter Solstices, your Boxing Days, your New Year's Eves. I'm

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Speaker 3: sure I'm missing something unless you're listening to this episode

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Speaker 3: at another time of year, in which case I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Happy Easter, Happy Father's Day, Happy Halloween, Happy National Asthma

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Speaker 3: and Allergy Awareness Month. Anyway, it's time to begin playing,

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Speaker 3: so I need everyone to settle down and pay attention.

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Speaker 3: First up, let's play a nice round of Gift Master

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Speaker 3: with the terrific Lauren Lampkis. I feel like the last

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Speaker 4: Well, hopefully something good happens to him now or not.

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Speaker 3: You know, could be a bad guy. I feel like

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So with Gift Master, you know, I'll name the

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a small or not that great.

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Speaker 3: At this point, she absolutely deserves it. She's earned it.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, then Charles is sipping at that preppuccino.

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Speaker 3: Well, you did it. I mean, you're always very thoughtful.

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Speaker 3: You do it excellently every time, and this is no surprise.

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Speaker 4: Well I try. You know I love to give gifts,

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Speaker 3: I'm having an excellent time I'm just wading through a

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Speaker 3: This is the wow.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I grew up wrapping

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Speaker 3: Well, do you have any holiday wishes you'd like to

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Speaker 3: other than the very funny Danielle Perez. Danielle. The last

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Speaker 3: have a lovely time. We're playing do or die Gift

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Speaker 3: So here we go, gift her a curse. Friends and

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Speaker 3: family sales. So these are the friends and family sales

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Speaker 3: that you'll get an email like, I don't know, j Crew,

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Speaker 3: friends and family gift you a curse.

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Speaker 5: Honestly a curse.

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Speaker 6: You buy too much, you go too hard, You're left

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Speaker 7: Go, yeah, I love that color.

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Speaker 8: That color is gonna look great on me, and you're

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Speaker 3: Danielle excellent. I mean that's not the logic I'm using here.

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Speaker 3: I do think they're a curse, but the reason I

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Speaker 3: it waters the whole thing down? We've got to think

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Speaker 3: of a new term for this. You can't just blast

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Speaker 8: It's just now yeah, it really it is diluting the

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Speaker 5: Everyone's a fan friend. For those two weeks, we're all

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Speaker 6: No, thank you, we're in the meeting, stuck in the

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Speaker 2: And for what fifteen friends and family behavior?

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Speaker 6: For god, oh my god, Okay, fifteen percent off is

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of these things acting as a

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Speaker 4: Okay, see fifty Now we're friends and family.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Now, I mean that's like incle.

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Speaker 3: We're basically married.

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Speaker 5: Yes, if a brand would like to marry me and

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Speaker 3: Reach out, get down and you know, get on bended

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Speaker 6: That's all I'm Let's make this thing legit. Come on,

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Speaker 6: Living in sin fenty Beauty get it together.

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Speaker 3: Excellently played, Danielle. I mean you just knocked it out

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Speaker 3: round version of gift a curse with John Gabris. Okay,

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Speaker 3: yourself and the holidays are shattered. Gift a curse. Tall sandwiches.

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Speaker 9: Tall sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: You know we're talking Scooby Doo style giant tall sandwiches.

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Speaker 9: I think you can.

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Speaker 10: Like I'm a New Yorker. When you get sandwiches anywhere

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Speaker 10: You gotta love this place. They have the tallest sandwiches

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Speaker 3: You absolutely got it. I mean, what a beautiful fuck.

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Speaker 10: Yes, I was really worried for a second.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, this is fucking great.

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Speaker 3: I adore a sandwich, but a tall sandwich is the

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Speaker 3: The only thing I should be using is my mouth

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Speaker 10: I don't hate if some like mayoed up chicken cutlet

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Speaker 3: But if you got your fucking.

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Speaker 10: Shits so stacked where it's like, yeah, I got to

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Speaker 3: Uh no, absolute curse. They look fantastic. Of course, it's

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Speaker 3: Tall sandwiches. We've got to get away from it. No,

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Speaker 3: thank fuck that excellent job, you did it.

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Speaker 10: Happy holidays, Oh amazing, Happy holidays do you today?

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Speaker 3: Well look who it is. Everyone loves him, We love him.

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Speaker 3: It's Oscar Montoya. Happy holidays.

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Speaker 2: Oh, happy holidays.

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Speaker 12: It's so thank you so much for taking the time

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Speaker 3: Well, I've got, you know, various balls and gallows that

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Speaker 2: Ont forget the masquerades.

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Speaker 3: My masquerade Christmas balls that I'm at. Are you ready

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: Oh, we'll see Oscar gift or a curse. Now, this

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Speaker 3: is an interesting one. Golden rod. Are you familiar with

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Speaker 12: The color? I know, golden rod? The color is that?

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Speaker 12: Is there something out? Is it just golden rod? From

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Speaker 2: Exactly?

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Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, I think it's Uh, it's a it's a gift.

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Speaker 12: It's absolutely gift. And why it's a cute. It's not

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Speaker 12: It makes people think like, oh, I'm thinking about you.

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Speaker 12: You know, it could have been like shit brown, and

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Speaker 12: there's limitless options. Golden Rod is I think one of

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Speaker 3: Oscar, Oh, you came in with this confidence and you're

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Speaker 3: so wrong. Golden Rod is a curse. The public schools

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Speaker 9: For me.

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Speaker 3: When I see the color Golden Road, all I think

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Speaker 3: of is a worksheet, a word search, or something to

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Speaker 12: Sorry, I'm coming clean and I'm being honest with myself,

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Speaker 2: I apologize.

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Speaker 13: Bit.

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Speaker 2: Golden Rod is in fact a curse.

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Speaker 3: Look, you you've kind of bottomed out at the end

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Speaker 3: of twenty twenty one. But that just means twenty twenty

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Speaker 12: I can't get any lower than I am right now.

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Speaker 2: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: Bridger, Well, look, all I can say at this point

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Speaker 3: just adore, Carl Tart. Carl, Hello, are you ready to

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Speaker 9: I absolutely am.

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Speaker 3: Now, Carl, I'm gonna name one thing. You're gonna tell

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Speaker 3: Some one named Katie wrote in gift or a curse?

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Speaker 3: A baby you don't know waving to you in public?

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Speaker 14: Is that is one gift? Cause see a lot of

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Speaker 2: They cute.

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Speaker 9: They all cute. Some people will be like some baby's ugly.

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Speaker 14: Babies's ugly when they first come out nah, Man, babies

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Speaker 3: Right, They haven't quite developed cynicism yet.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so I like, I love a baby. I

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Speaker 3: It's the holidays, so I hate to deliver this news.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's a curse, of course. I mean, babies

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Speaker 9: What is?

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Speaker 3: What's the baby's actual game? And now what do I

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Speaker 3: It's It creates such a complicated web almost immediately, and

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Speaker 3: Of course, we appreciate the attempt by babies who maybe

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Speaker 9: Understood, understood, all right? I was wrong. I was wrong.

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Speaker 9: I'm starting off on the badfoot, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, not starting off ending on a bad foot. This

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Speaker 3: dang it, Well, do you have any holiday wishes to.

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Speaker 9: Give?

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Speaker 14: I wish that all the babies who wave that you

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Speaker 3: I think that's a great wish, Carl, Haydays.

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Speaker 9: Happy holidays to you, Bridge, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Our next guest contestant is Matt Ingebrets, and Matt, happy holidays.

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Speaker 11: Bridge. Why are we doing this because.

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Speaker 3: Of the holiday season?

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Speaker 11: Matt, Oh, it's a holiday season.

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Speaker 2: I forgot.

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Speaker 11: I forgot it was a holiday season.

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Speaker 3: Well, I forgot. You were a scrooge, a grinch, this

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Speaker 11: I'm glad to be here too, but I do I

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Speaker 3: There are presents under the tree. Today we're going to

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Speaker 3: And more than ever, you need to be thoughtful about

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Speaker 3: these are the three gifts you will be giving today.

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Speaker 3: Number one is a stylish purse, Number two is a

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Speaker 3: giving these gifts to the following people. And yeah, obviously

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Speaker 3: Dame Maggie Smith, the legendary Dame Maggie Smith.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Number two someone who's more dog royalty. See Milan the

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Speaker 3: And number three is Michelle Branch.

439
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 11: Michelle Branch.

440
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 3: You know that everywhere song I'm.

441
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 11: On Google it looks like Michelle Branch is married to

442
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 11: one of the men from the Black Keys. Okay, congratulations

443
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 11: and also maybe too bad for you.

444
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 3: So what you're doing is you're defining a woman by

445
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 3: her male partner.

446
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, and thanks for putting it that way, doing

447
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 11: me a big favor. You dragged me out of bed

448
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 11: and accused me of being a misogynist. What a podcast

449
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 11: this is.

450
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: Okay, We've got Dame Maggie Smith. We all know her,

451
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 3: Caesar Milan, He's trained to countless dogs. And then of

452
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 3: course Michelle Branch. We're a little foggy on who she is,

453
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 3: but we have enough of an idea.

454
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 7: Wow.

455
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean.

456
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 11: I guess Dame Maggie Smith I like the most out

457
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 11: of this group. I'm a fan of her from such

458
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 11: things as Harry Potter end of list.

459
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 3: That's kind of where she got her start.

460
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 11: Dame Maggie Smith, congratulations, you're getting a stylish purse.

461
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 3: You don't think when that day Maggie Smith doesn't have

462
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 3: six closets of stylish purses.

463
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 11: She's probably collected a lot of stylish purses. Now, when

464
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 11: you say stylish purse, are you picturing like what like

465
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 11: something from Target that's cute but inexpensive, or are you

466
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 11: picturings like Gucci or something like that.

467
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 3: I'm not giving the gift away. I have to show

468
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: and you get to decide what type of handbag, what

469
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 3: price range.

470
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 11: If I were to have to give a purse to somebody,

471
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 11: it would stress me out so much because it's it's

472
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 11: like perses. The problem with purses is they do You

473
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 11: can find a cute purse, but it's more of a

474
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 11: status symbol a lot of the time, and it's like,

475
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 11: did you spend two grand on this purse? But I think,

476
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 11: to be honest, no offense to anybody out there. If

477
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 11: you're buying into that, you're a lost person and you

478
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 11: need to reevaluate your belief system.

479
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 3: I guess I'll burn all of my purses.

480
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 9: Okay.

481
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 11: So Dave Maggie Smith, congratulations, you get a purse. You

482
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 11: don't need. Put it in the closet. You're I can't

483
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 11: imagine you're leaving the house very much these days.

484
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 3: Wow, you've just come for day. Maggie Smith, you might

485
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 3: as well have sent her to helling.

486
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: This person, I am.

487
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 11: I am realizing I'm being I'm ornery right now. I

488
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 11: guess I didn't realize it, but in talking to you,

489
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 11: you're bringing out a spitefulness in me that I didn't

490
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 11: realize I had this morning.

491
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 3: Welcome to every one of my relationships. Okay, So Dave

492
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 3: Maggie gets the purse. I actually can't argue with that,

493
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 3: and she probably has a lot, but she could easily

494
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: regift that, and she seems generous. It was that seems

495
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 3: like it makes sense to me.

496
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 11: Now, this is now, These are some tough decisions we

497
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 11: have to make. Here a Buick a thirty six month

498
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 11: lease on a Buick enclave.

499
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: That's three years in. What I believe is you know,

500
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 3: seat seven people. This is I believe is a huge car.

501
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 11: I'm looking at it now. Yeah, it looks like the

502
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 11: modern day suburban. Okay, Well, Caesar Milan, he's you know,

503
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 11: carting around dogs all the time, and so maybe he

504
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 11: needs that space. You know, he throws down a couple

505
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 11: of blankets in the back seat. You know, the dogs

506
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 11: can have some room to breathe back there. Michelle Branch

507
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 11: I don't know any thing about her life at all,

508
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 11: except that I saw her in a photo with one

509
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 11: of the people from the Black Keys, and she sang

510
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 11: a song that I've already forgotten. I have to say,

511
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 11: that's one of those songs that when it comes on,

512
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 11: I'm like, catchy tune, sounds good, and then it gets

513
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 11: stuck in my head in a way that upsets me,

514
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 11: in the way that certain pop music does, where it

515
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 11: keeps going and it won't stop, and it creates sort

516
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 11: of a hellish experience for me. And so for that reason,

517
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 11: I'm going to banish Michelle to an eternity in hell.

518
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's gonna be heartbroken.

519
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 11: Well, Michelle, you should have thought of that before you

520
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 11: made a song that was good, but more so than

521
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 11: being good, just catchy, and actually that's not always a

522
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 11: good thing.

523
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 3: I will say this about an eternity in Hell, maybe

524
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 3: we just look at it as an experience. It's more

525
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 3: of a trip. It's a you know, you make of

526
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 3: it what you can. It's like a bad vacation, and

527
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 3: there's good in everything. There's probably you know, you every

528
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: town has a good restaurant. I'm sure there's If you

529
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 3: spend enough time in Hell, you're going to find you know,

530
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 3: the little hidden spots and you know, cafes and eating.

531
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 11: You've got a Chili's and you know what, Chili's is great.

532
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 11: I ate there in high school all the time and

533
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 11: I loved.

534
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 3: It, right, And you know, a lot of people don't

535
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: get to go to Hell, so it's kind of a

536
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 3: there's a lot of fomo there for a lot of people.

537
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: And this is kind of to know you're going to Hell.

538
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 3: I think that that there's some luxury to that.

539
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 11: It would be freeing in a way because it's like, okay,

540
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 11: I'm going to Hell. Well now I can really start

541
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 11: living life to the fullest or in whatever way I

542
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 11: want to do. I want, I want to go on

543
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 11: a killing spree. I can now because it doesn't matter

544
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 11: what lies.

545
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 3: In the heart of Michelle Branch. It's hard to say, Matt,

546
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 3: you did an excellent job. Well, I'll bet I'm gonna

547
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 3: walk that back. You did a fine job.

548
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: I did a fine job.

549
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 11: I mean, to be honest, A lot of these people mean,

550
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 11: you know, don't come into my you know, perview very often.

551
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 11: Dame Maggie Smith. Again, she's the one I guess I

552
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 11: think about the most. But if I'm being completely honest,

553
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 11: I probably haven't thought about her in years.

554
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: Well you have that poster of her behind you. Well

555
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 3: I can see right into your zoom Matt, bless you,

556
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 3: bless you? And uh yes, happy holidays, Happy holidays. Why

557
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: don't we play a lightning round of gift or a

558
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: curse with Sam Richardson Sam Gift or a curse faux

559
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 3: exposed brick curse? So and why it's Christopher for a

560
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: few reason.

561
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 15: And first of like, let's not lie about what is

562
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 15: behind the paint on our walls, guys. Let's not get

563
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 15: the habit of lying about these things. Whatever the structure

564
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 15: will make up of our home is, we'll just accept that, okay.

565
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: Uh Also, uh so, so you take you take a

566
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 2: self in your home?

567
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 15: Right, Somebody's like, I can't wait to come to your

568
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 15: house and see if it's exposed brick.

569
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 2: They get it. Now you are a liar. And even

570
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: if you have it all over every wall, they're like,

571
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 2: wait a minut, where's the dust?

572
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 15: Where's the natural residual dust that comes from having exposed brick?

573
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 15: It's not to be anywhere? Was this is this paper?

574
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 15: It's not even just paper. It's like glossy. It's like

575
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 15: glossy paper. Now you're an Now you have an enemy

576
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 15: on your hands.

577
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 5: Curse, it's a curse.

578
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 3: Sam, I hate to hear this. What an awful answer.

579
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: You're wrong? Oh soo exposed brick. You can turn any

580
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 3: environment into your own person old Pirates of the Caribbean.

581
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: You can make your home in olive garden. Look you built.

582
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 3: Let's say you built your house in two thousand and seven.

583
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 3: What's stopping you from making it feel like a Mimi's cafe?

584
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: Get the faux exposed brick in there. Everybody loves it. Oh,

585
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: it's an absolute gift. Every home should just have endless

586
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: exposed faux faux exposed brick. We love how it looks.

587
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 3: Everybody adores it authentic. Uh, you know, it really gives

588
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 3: a theme park feel to almost any room.

589
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 15: Oh this was it was all going so well, wasn't it.

590
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: Well, that's your opinion, and you're wrong. Faux exposed brick

591
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: is a gift from beginning to end. No, Sam, move on,

592
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: I can't look. You're a sore loser. It's not my problem.

593
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 15: So the second I go to the you have full

594
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 15: exposed brick, and I go and I see that you

595
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 15: have something nailed into that brick, like you're saying a

596
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 15: painting from it. I'm like, how'd you do this? It's brick.

597
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 15: You're lying. What else is a lie in this place?

598
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 3: Well, but then you at least had the fun illusion

599
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 3: of looking at a nail right into brick for a

600
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 3: moment in time. Your reality was one where brick could

601
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 3: hold up a painting.

602
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 15: And so then I take I carry that into the

603
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 15: real world all of a sudden, because I'm like, oh,

604
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 15: the rules are different.

605
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 9: All of a sudden.

606
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 15: Now I guess I thought it was impossible. Now it's possible.

607
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 15: I need to hang up his painting in this brick wall.

608
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: I'll just go.

609
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 15: I'll just take the one nail, please home depot. It

610
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 15: should be good.

611
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 9: Just the one nail.

612
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: Close my credit card.

613
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 3: Let me do it, Let me do it. I can

614
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 3: do it.

615
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 7: I can do it.

616
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 2: I can actually do it. Don't worry.

617
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 9: Please get off my back.

618
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 2: People are coming over at seven.

619
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 15: It's six thirty eight.

620
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 2: I can do this myself.

621
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 3: Well, Sam, I hate to hear it. The world hates

622
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 3: to hear it. But you know, occasionally you're wrong, and

623
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 3: that's fine.

624
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 11: I disagree.

625
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: I think time will tell.

626
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 16: Time will tell them when the aliens come down and

627
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 16: they were like, please take me to your brick walls,

628
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 16: and then and then the wire will be like I

629
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 16: have it and they're like, oh, wait a minute.

630
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be embarrassing for all of us.

631
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 3: Well, just know that when you come to my house,

632
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna know that you hate all of my foe

633
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 3: exposed brick and I'm gonna be so uncomfortable.

634
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say it, like, what is this in your home?

635
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: Was the David Busters?

636
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 3: Now it's Do or Die Gift to a Curse with

637
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: Jessica Gow Jessica.

638
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 7: Oh Bridger, you do plusit as bitch.

639
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: So nice to see you.

640
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 5: I can't wait for this.

641
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 13: I was so excited to have this opportunity to redeem

642
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 13: myself because the last time I was on your show,

643
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 13: I was not told the full rules of this game.

644
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 3: Well you were, you were absolutely told everything you needed

645
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 3: to know, and you drop the ball. You can't keep

646
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: just projecting your failures onto me. So this is going

647
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 3: to be a do or die and we'll see who's

648
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 3: who comes out on top.

649
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 17: Here.

650
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, let's see a good or evil triumphs today.

651
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, here we go. It's gift or a curse?

652
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 9: Gift?

653
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 3: Your a curse confetti in birthday cards?

654
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 11: Oh? Obvious curse? Are you kidding?

655
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 3: And why?

656
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 7: Well you know.

657
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 13: Here's the thing, though, it depends on your POV. It's

658
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 13: obvious it's a gift for a vengeful person like myself,

659
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 13: because I will absolutely send that to only people that

660
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 13: I hate because it'll ruin It won't just ruin their day,

661
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 13: it'll ruin their lives, especially if they have like carpet

662
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 13: or something, you know, depending on where they open it.

663
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 13: But if you're on the receiving end, it's of course

664
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 13: a curse. You might as well send them a grenade.

665
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 3: Well, look, you can't just say both sides here. I

666
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 3: need I need a definitive answer from Jessica.

667
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 9: Goo.

668
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 2: Fine, it's a curse.

669
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 3: Oh I hate to hear it. You've lost the game.

670
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 3: You a gift.

671
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 13: Because you're on the giving end.

672
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: That's why I.

673
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 3: Love to watch somebody open that card. The smaller confetti

674
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 3: the better, Just pack it full. There's an explosion, a mess.

675
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 13: You just wait till I test out this answer. You

676
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 13: will be receiving a confetti card from me every day

677
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 13: for the rest of your very short life.

678
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 3: Well, this just you're giving me a little heads up.

679
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 3: I will never carpet my home.

680
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 13: And you had all the swatches picked to have just

681
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 13: shag carpeting from wall to wall.

682
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 3: My carpet chopper is going to be so disappointed to

683
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 3: hear this. But you know she and I were going

684
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: to part ways at some point, so.

685
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 13: Because you had sent her a confetti card. I bet

686
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 13: that's why you were gonna.

687
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 9: Buy a way.

688
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 3: You've absolutely lost the game, and it's a horrible way

689
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 3: to end twenty twenty one. The listener's heart goes out

690
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 3: to you. My heart goes out to you. But happy holidays.

691
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 13: I can't wait to see you sing a different tune

692
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 13: when you receive a special package from me.

693
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 3: Well, the party continues. I'm having the time of my life.

694
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 3: We're all in a real holiday mood, and we're going

695
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: to walk over to our dear friend Caroline Goldfarb. Caroline,

696
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 3: how are the holidays treating you?

697
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 7: My Honakah was festive? Thanks for asking, fantastic and I'm

698
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 7: so excited to see you in this wonderful holiday season.

699
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 3: Now, are you ready to play gift or a curse?

700
00:37:53,600 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 3: So ready gift or a curse? Cottage cheese? Oh, and

701
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: I should say that's from a listener. A listener named

702
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 3: Sarah Jane suggested that.

703
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 7: Cottage cheese.

704
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 18: It's so funny you ask me this because it just

705
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 18: so happens.

706
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 5: I'm going through kind of a cottage.

707
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 7: Cheese phase right now. So I'm going to say, beyond

708
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 7: a shadow of a doubt, it's a gift. Am I

709
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 7: allowed to say why?

710
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 9: I will?

711
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 3: I hope you'll say why. You can't just leave the

712
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: party with that of a it's a gift and then

713
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 3: you leave, I mean the door slams.

714
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 7: That would be like the ultimate party foul.

715
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 18: Just screaming cottage cheese is a gift and walking out

716
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 18: that it's actually.

717
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 3: A fantastic exit, and.

718
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 7: We call that.

719
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 5: Some people do an Irish goodbye.

720
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 18: I do the cottage goodbye, and it's just screaming about

721
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 18: cottage cheese and leaving the.

722
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: Party, and then she died on her way home.

723
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: She choked on cottage cheese.

724
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 18: Loose cottage cheese that she carries in her pockets.

725
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 19: So weird.

726
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 7: Anyway, she was kind of cool, I guess, so cottage

727
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 7: cheese to me.

728
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 18: Of course, we all know it's kind of the ugly

729
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 18: stepsister of the dairy community.

730
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 7: You know, milk gets milk gets its dew.

731
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: Yogurt, of course, gets its flowers.

732
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 7: Sour cream has a spot in the dairy pantheon. But

733
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 7: cottage cheese is.

734
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 18: I think it's underrated and it doesn't.

735
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 7: Get its praise.

736
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 18: Let me sing its praises for a moment. Cottage cheese,

737
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 18: pound for pound, probably the best source of dairy based

738
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 18: protein for my money, the protein. Look at the macros

739
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 18: on cottage cheese. Next time you're at the grocery store,

740
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 18: do me a favor. Read down that list. Tell me

741
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 18: you don't see a shocking amount of protein, and you can.

742
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 7: Really it's a great base for me.

743
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 2: You can throw some, you know, in the same.

744
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 18: Way yogurt can be your parfe based Try it with

745
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 18: cottage cheese next time.

746
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 7: Put some jam on it. Put some nuts for crunch.

747
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 7: You know, don't be afraid to take a walk on

748
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 7: the cottage side.

749
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 5: Is all I have to say.

750
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 7: Cottage core.

751
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's what I'm all about this holiday season, Caroline.

752
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 3: I could listen to you talk about cottage cheese for

753
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 3: another hour and a half.

754
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 7: This has been five minutes on it.

755
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 3: If you want me to you're starting up a PowerPoint.

756
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: Look we can.

757
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 3: I'm happy to continue talking about this because I'm I'm

758
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: obviously I need to reveal right now the correct answer. Yes,

759
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: it's a gift. We love cottage cheese in this household.

760
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: What is there? What is there not to like about

761
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 3: it? It makes me feel like I'm bored in the seventies.

762
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: I've got my diet cheese that I'm eating out of

763
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 3: the fridge. It tastes fantastic. I think there. You know,

764
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: from about two thousand and one till three years ago,

765
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 3: no one was eating cottage cheese. I think it's making

766
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: its way back into our refrigerators. We're realizing it's a

767
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 3: snack for literally any time of the day. You can

768
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: have it in the morning, you can have it at midnight.

769
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 3: You can also I may have covered this subject on

770
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 3: this podcas before, but whatever happened to the midnight snack?

771
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 3: I really the midnight snack was a plot device in

772
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 3: every nineties commercial, and then it vanished from memory. We've

773
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 3: got to bring back the midnight snack. Cottage cheese.

774
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 18: The midnight snack I think got replaced by the ambient snack,

775
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 18: and it's time to bring back the midnight snack.

776
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 7: And I do want to speak to your point, Bridger,

777
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 7: Cottage cheese is cyclical.

778
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 18: It's really you know, trends may come and go, but

779
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 18: cottage cheese is forever.

780
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 11: You know.

781
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 18: You might think it's out, but don't think it's out

782
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 18: until you count it back in.

783
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 3: You know, it's absolutely packed with protein. Look, I don't

784
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 3: like to put a sweet thing on it. You're bringing

785
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: up this putting jam on it. I don't know that

786
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 3: I can cross that line. I like it more as

787
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: a savory snack.

788
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 7: Did I blow your mind for a second.

789
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 21: I grew up in a freaky cottage cheese choiced household

790
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 21: where my dad would make something I'll say it, the

791
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 21: curse of all curses, with cottage sheet, an abominable cottage

792
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 21: cheese snack he would combine. He claims he learned this

793
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 21: growing up in the sixties. I guess so a savory

794
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 21: cottage cheese snack.

795
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 18: Cottage cheese, ketchup salsa mixed together until it's like a

796
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 18: reddish chunky.

797
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 7: With bits of salsa. World that I've been to a tortilla.

798
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 18: I have seen him eat it many times.

799
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 11: Crazy.

800
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 3: That's not just as desperate snack for him. That's something

801
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: he was doing regularly.

802
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 7: He craves it. It's one of his favorites. All I'm

803
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 7: saying is it's versatile.

804
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 5: Don't be afraid to add.

805
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 7: Your own spin to it. Bridger likes it plain. I

806
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 7: like it a little sweet. My dad likes it with

807
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 7: all kinds of things. It's chunky too. We can't get

808
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 7: that texture. Come on, it's funky.

809
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 3: Look, there's no other food that resembles it.

810
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 7: I can't think of one.

811
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 3: Not in the dairy category. Any other dairy thing that's

812
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 3: that texture has gone rotten smooth.

813
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 7: Oh right too, I'm so ober dairy being smooth. It's

814
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 7: like obvious choice.

815
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 2: Much.

816
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, cottage cheese really pushes it out there. Sometimes yogurt

817
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 3: will get into a weird textural thing, and we don't

818
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 3: want that to have a texture. We want a smoother yogurt.

819
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 3: Cottage cheese just kind of owns it. It makes me

820
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: feel like I should get on my exercycle.

821
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 2: You know, it's like I'm lumpy.

822
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 7: Get used to it. That's cottage Cheese's motto.

823
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've I've had a feeling. I saw

824
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: cottage cheese there. I thought Caroline is going to have

825
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 3: the exact answer that everyone needs to hear here, and

826
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: hopefully this is just the beginning of cottage cheese just

827
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: becoming kind of a permanent thing in everyone's life. We

828
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 3: don't need it to fall out of fashion again.

829
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 18: No, don't let cottage cheese go the way of bell

830
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 18: bottoms in the dinosaurs.

831
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 7: Open your arms. This Habliday's season. Let it into your fridge.

832
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 7: And Bridger, I'm so happy you asked me.

833
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 18: And I only speaks to what the Hanukkah and holiday

834
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 18: season is all about for me, and that's.

835
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 7: Bringing your A game to your friends podcasts.

836
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 11: And I think I.

837
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 7: Did just that.

838
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 3: Okay, here comes the next person that's willing to play

839
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 3: Gift or a Curse, do or Die. It's Lizzie Cooperman. Lizzie,

840
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 3: Welcome to the helpit.

841
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: Ridger.

842
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 19: I can't believe I'm here. I'm loving every minute of it.

843
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 3: You're glowing. You're looking out on the ocean.

844
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 22: I am coming to you live from La Joya. Behind me.

845
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 22: Some gorgeous grainy beach.

846
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 19: Photography could use a Paris filter.

847
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: Lizzie, we're gonna play or die, gift a curse? Are

848
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: you prepared?

849
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 22: I mean as ready as I'll ever be.

850
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, this is from a listener. Someone named Landon

851
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 3: has suggested gift or a curse passion fruit.

852
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 22: Okay, I'm gonna say as a flavor, curse.

853
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 7: Passion fruit.

854
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,479
Speaker 22: You're neither here nor there.

855
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 19: As I say this, I realize I literally just voiced

856
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 19: passion fruit in a nice tea commercial.

857
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 22: It's so crazy, and I'm going into a curse.

858
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 2: I was passion fruit.

859
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 22: So this is actually a self hating decision I'm making.

860
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 22: This is wild.

861
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 5: I can't believely said this.

862
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 22: What I'm thinking about is in Lacroix.

863
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 19: Whenever I get passion fruit, I feel like I'm drinking gum.

864
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: Right, although I would say with almost all Lacroix, I

865
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: feel like I'm drinking like someone left a piece of

866
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 3: gum at the bottom of a can. Do you really Yeah?

867
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: I find it fine. It's not an offensive drink, but

868
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: the flavor is barely there. Hmm, So Lizzie you feel

869
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: so Your answer though, is curse.

870
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 22: Yeah, pat iced tea aside passion fruit.

871
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 3: Curse, Lizzie, incredible, it's I think passion fruit is a curse.

872
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you why. Every third item that is

873
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: baked on The Great British Bakeoff is a passion fruit

874
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 3: flavored something. Why is this happening? Why is passion fruit

875
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 3: always the go to fruit for desserts? The British have

876
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 3: got They've they're hooked, and I We've got to It

877
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 3: feels like such an easy choice at this point on

878
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: the Bakeoff. No one really knows what passion fruit tastes like.

879
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 3: I can't well, yeah, I'll say that no one knows,

880
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: and so I don't want to know. I don't want

881
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 3: you know, a cake with a passion fruit curd or

882
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 3: a pie with a passion fruit slime.

883
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 19: I've never heard you say the word curd before, and

884
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 19: my ears are just adjusted.

885
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 23: And my soul.

886
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: I don't know that I've ever said curd aloud. This

887
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 3: may be a historical moment. It felt like a first.

888
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 19: The passion for it is just in my life. I

889
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 19: feel like it's a cover up for a flavor. They

890
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 19: couldn't decide what to call it. They were just like,

891
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 19: I don't know, what do you think this tastes like?

892
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 19: Passing it around the room. They're like, tastes like spoiled Kiwi,

893
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 19: maybe boiled or spoiled? Oh, spoiled, spoiled?

894
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 3: And is it like a slimy texture?

895
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 22: I actually would not be able to pick one out

896
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 22: of a crowd.

897
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 9: Wow. Oh, I would not.

898
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 19: Be able to nail a passion fruit down if I

899
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 19: saw one running free in the forest.

900
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 3: Lizzie did a fantastic job. And I'm so happy to

901
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 3: have you here for the holidays, and I hope you

902
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 3: have a wonderful season.

903
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 22: Thank you for having me.

904
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: Now we're going to be playing gift Master with a

905
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 3: guest that I adore. It's Jenny Yang. Jenny. I'm gonna

906
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 3: name three potential gifts things you can give away, Yeah,

907
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: and three celebrities. You're gonna tell me which gift you'll

908
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 3: give which celebrity and why. The three gifts you're gonna

909
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 3: be giving are going to be an uneventful road trip.

910
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 3: So just a road trip where almost nothing happens. Yep,

911
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 3: a job at Not Scary Farm. So this is the

912
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: Halloween version of Nott's Berry Farm. So it's kind of

913
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 3: a temporary position and they're probably gonna be kind of

914
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 3: spooking people's right.

915
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 4: Theme park.

916
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a theme park that's also a haunted house.

917
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 3: I've never been. I wouldn't mind trying it. And number

918
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 3: three is a pizza stone. Are you familiar with a

919
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 3: pizza stone?

920
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 24: I'm very familiar with the pizza giant rock. You put

921
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 24: in your oven and heat up and then throw pizza on. Yeah,

922
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 24: flat slab right right, and you'll be giving them to

923
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 24: the following celebrities. Let's see here, how about you'll be

924
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 24: giving them to Machine Gun Kelly Okay, MGK, Nancy Pelosi,

925
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 24: Nancy Pelosi and R.

926
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: L Stein.

927
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 25: R l Stein.

928
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 26: I would imagine that R. L Stein would excel as

929
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 26: a staff member of Not Scary Farm. Oh yeah, I

930
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 26: think that's an incredible connection right there. He could almost

931
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 26: be like the designer. He could be the designer.

932
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a collab waiting to happen. Somebody's

933
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 3: dropped the ball.

934
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 26: A live immersive horror experience curated.

935
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 25: And designed by R. L. Stein.

936
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 3: I believe you're a master of horror.

937
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 26: Yeah, so I believe that he would be an excellent

938
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 26: staff member for that experience. I would say between Nancy

939
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 26: Pelosi and Machine Gun Kelly, which I truly still don't

940
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 26: understand why we're talking about machine Gun Kelly so much.

941
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 25: I don't.

942
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 26: I think I even try to look him up on Wikipedia,

943
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 26: and I still I'm confused about why we're talking about

944
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 26: him other than the fact that he's dating publicly trying

945
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 26: to be very sexy with, you know, a hot lady.

946
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 25: Wait, who is it again that he's dating or Megan Fox?

947
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 3: Megan Fox?

948
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 26: Okay, they like to lick tongues for photos. It's you know,

949
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 26: it's a whole thing. But I don't know what he does.

950
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 26: So machine Gun Kelly and Nancy Pelosi uneventful road trip

951
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 26: or piece of stone, Okay, I would like to see

952
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 26: machine Gun Kelly sent off to nowhere. So I think

953
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 26: I would send him on a sort of uneventful road trip.

954
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 26: I truly do believe he needs to take a break

955
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 26: from the limelight right now.

956
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, just if we could just like waste it. It's

957
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: just like give him a task that doesn't nobody gets

958
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 3: to pay any attention to.

959
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 25: Yeah, just a mundane trip somewhere to Santa Clarita.

960
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 3: Right, put him in a subaru and send him cross country. Yeah,

961
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: nothing happens, right, we don't hear about it.

962
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 25: Yeah, he's just eating truck stop food. It's great.

963
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 3: I bet he's already eating truck stop food. That's the

964
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 3: one thing I know about machine gun Kelly is his diet.

965
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 25: He looks like he looks like he does right, right,

966
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 25: and that's his vibe.

967
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 3: Those is the food he eats comes from like under

968
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 3: a heat lamp in a gas station.

969
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 26: I mean, I know too much. But Megan Fox cooks

970
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 26: vegetarian food and vegan food for the both of them. Oh,

971
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 26: he'll eat healthier.

972
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 3: I stand corrected.

973
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 25: Machine.

974
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 3: But is that does it go by machine machine.

975
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 25: A machine gun? Or is it machine? Middle name gun?

976
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 25: Last name Kelly? Is it machine first named gun Kelly Mashie.

977
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 25: I don't know.

978
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 3: It's hard to say.

979
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 25: I don't know.

980
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 26: So I would send him off to a boring road

981
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 26: trip because we don't need him in the spotlight anymore. Really,

982
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 26: And then I feel like Nancy Pelosi. I would love

983
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 26: it for her to enjoy just a nice, crusty pizza

984
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 26: at her leisure because she uh, probably lives a very

985
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 26: stressful life.

986
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably does, Lee does, and maybe it's time

987
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: to warm up. Just a stone in the oven, yeah,

988
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 3: throw some dough in the air to see her tossing

989
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 3: pizza dough.

990
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 25: Yeah, some yeasty dough.

991
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like an old Italian chef.

992
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

993
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 26: And Italian, I mean yeah, Pelosi probably Italian. It all connects,

994
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 26: you know what. This is not a racial filing decision,

995
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 26: but it is truly because I feel like she probably

996
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 26: avoids carbs because she likes to live a healthy life

997
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 26: as this sort of high powered politician who's always on

998
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 26: the go. But I do feel like with the level

999
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 26: of stress she's under, she deserves.

1000
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 3: Carbs absolutely, and I can see her this could be

1001
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 3: a late in life pivot to Pelosi's pizzas.

1002
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 9: Happen.

1003
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 25: I would totally eat it a Pelosi's pizzas.

1004
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 3: Nancy, you've got it waiting for you, I mean, given you.

1005
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 3: We've given Nancy a gift here, I mean, probably got

1006
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 3: plenty of money already, but why not make some more

1007
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 3: off of the pizza excellently played? What thank you excellently?

1008
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 25: I live for that.

1009
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 26: I live for verbal affirmation. Affirmation gift giving disappoint a.

1010
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 26: Gift giving is not one of my top skills in

1011
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 26: terms of but.

1012
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you just need to be giving more

1013
00:52:52,560 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 3: gifts to celebrities. Okay maybe, oh okay, Well, the party

1014
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: rages on. I'm you know, I'm feeling great and you're

1015
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 3: feeling great. We're just all having a blast. And now

1016
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 3: we're going to talk to Jen Spyra Jen Ridge holidays.

1017
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, sir. Happy holidays to you.

1018
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 3: How have your holidays?

1019
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 11: Ben?

1020
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 7: Thank you for asking.

1021
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 27: You know, my I celebrated the final line of Honikah.

1022
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 27: I celebrated it very very modestly. Well, I you know,

1023
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 27: I only.

1024
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 7: Because I was sort of traveling.

1025
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 27: I only got back in the apartment for the last night,

1026
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 27: and that's where the manora was, so I lit it.

1027
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 27: But unfortunately, and it's a good thing that my husband

1028
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 27: literally just stepped out the door.

1029
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 7: We quickly quarreled about.

1030
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 27: The way that I set up the manora and that

1031
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 27: I was going to get wax all over the credenza

1032
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 27: and he was going to have to fucking clean. So

1033
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 27: that actually it ended up with me very quickly blowing

1034
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 27: out all the candles and it was very sad.

1035
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 7: And then like later secretly I realized so actually it was.

1036
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 5: A very It was a very.

1037
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: Sad, this hidden honka you celebrated exactly. Well, Jen, I

1038
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 3: think we should play gift or a curse, do or die? Uh,

1039
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 3: You've got one chance, Jenn Spira, Gift or a curse?

1040
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 3: Salsa bars.

1041
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 27: Okay, I'm immediately saying curse. And I don't even know

1042
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 27: what we're talking about, because are you talking about a

1043
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 27: place you go to salsa dance?

1044
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 3: I am talking about in a Mexican restaurant, essentially a

1045
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 3: small buffet featuring a variety of salt which you self serve,

1046
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 3: pouring into traditionally a little plastic cup tinging back to

1047
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 3: your table to dump all over your food.

1048
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 27: All right, listen, I am very boldly going to say

1049
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 27: what I know will be the wrong answer, because I

1050
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 27: know what you must think.

1051
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 7: I'm going to say it's.

1052
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 27: A gift, printer, because I am all about because I

1053
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 27: am all about the buffet life anytime it has offered

1054
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 27: more choices at my fingertips where I don't have to

1055
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 27: have an interaction with someone where I need to explain

1056
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 27: why I want something. So like the sovereignty, the autonomy,

1057
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 27: and the variety, even though actually when you first described it,

1058
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 27: I'm like, I hate that idea. It's gross. It actually

1059
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 27: kind of grosses me out. I don't even want to

1060
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 27: be in a place where there is a salsa bar.

1061
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 27: I don't like any of it. But ultimately I have

1062
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 27: to come down on yes to choice and yes to

1063
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 27: freedom because I am the daughter of George Washington and

1064
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 27: I love freedom. So fuck you, bred jer because I

1065
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 27: know you think it's I know you can.

1066
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 7: Get a curse or am I wrong?

1067
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 3: Genspira Oh a chill, A chill is in the air.

1068
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 3: Salsa bars. Look, you've mounted an excellent defense, and now

1069
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 3: I think what you're you're about to hear is going

1070
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 3: to be very surprising, and it's going to be something

1071
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 3: you remember for a long time, and it'll probably be

1072
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: something that kind of is the subtext of every one

1073
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 3: of our interactions moving forward. Salsa bars are a curse

1074
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: because I adore, adore a salsa bar. I love to

1075
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 3: choose my salsas. I love to have the control over

1076
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 3: how much of the red sauce of the salsaverde, of

1077
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 3: the pico de gayo, of the pickled carrots and jalapenos

1078
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 3: that I get. That said, I don't know that they

1079
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 3: exist anymore. I think because of the pandemic, we may

1080
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 3: never I think they may be extinct and therefore a curse,

1081
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 3: a curse that will haunt me for the rest of

1082
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 3: my life.

1083
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 27: Ridger, I found this topic psychotic because, like, what you're

1084
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 27: saying is a Chipotle?

1085
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 7: Like I've seen Chipotle.

1086
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 27: What fucking restaurant do you go to where that it

1087
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 27: has a salsa bar in it?

1088
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 13: Like?

1089
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 7: Is this just an la thing?

1090
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 3: Are you talking about?

1091
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 7: Ponder Rosa?

1092
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 27: Like seriously, I don't know what you're talking about, and

1093
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 27: I like, what are you talking about?

1094
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: I guess we should. We should say Jenna's in New York,

1095
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 3: where Mexican food is good. Mexican food is hard to

1096
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 3: come by. I guess you're right, because you're also you're

1097
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 3: you're displaying a huge ignorance here. What are you saying?

1098
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: That's a Chipotle Chipotle the employee is deciding.

1099
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 7: How much exactly exactly And okay, listen.

1100
00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: It's not a salsa bar.

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 27: Well, Bridger, So I wasn't a Chipola today? My husband

1102
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 27: meets there every single days. How he stays alive he

1103
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 27: goes and gets for every single day.

1104
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 7: That's amazing. I love that you gets that every day.

1105
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: That's great.

1106
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 27: It is, But we Bridge are like, listen, you're talking

1107
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 27: to a girl that loves a golden Corral, that loves

1108
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 27: a ponderosa.

1109
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 7: You're talking to someone.

1110
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 27: Who fucking I like those very very low bar for

1111
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 27: entry buffet, family style buffet for let's say, a certain

1112
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 27: class of people.

1113
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 7: Okay, I like that.

1114
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 27: Bridger, Like, I actually have never been in a Mexican

1115
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 27: restaurant that has a salsa bar.

1116
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 3: You're talking about this is shocking a casual and listen.

1117
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 7: In an la like you are you talking about Bridger?

1118
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 3: About Terry's Mexican Grill in Studio City. They had a

1119
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 3: beautiful salsa bar which I can't access. I have to

1120
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 3: ask the employees for extra salsa over and over, making

1121
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: me a nuisance. I now have this. It's like my

1122
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 3: wife is dead and I'm just thinking about her all

1123
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: the time exactly.

1124
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 7: So really you're you said, dude, it's a curse, but

1125
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 7: really it's such a gift that it's just like that.

1126
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 7: It's it's yeah, It's absence is a curse.

1127
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: It's absence is a curse. I returned to its grave

1128
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,439
Speaker 3: and just cry and talk to it.

1129
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

1130
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 27: Well, thank you for teaching me about salsa bars and

1131
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 27: about you and I I'm ashamed.

1132
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:27,919
Speaker 7: I hope I didn't.

1133
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 27: I hope I didn't, like, you know, to get canceled

1134
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 27: because I seem so like insensitive, but I didn't know

1135
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 27: about this type of restaurant.

1136
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: Well, you're only canceled in my heart.

1137
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1138
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 27: And also, I'm not even trying to belittle or make

1139
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 27: fun of the idea of cancel culture. I don't know

1140
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 27: why I keep saying words and talking, but I'm not

1141
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 27: trying to even say that cancel culture is silly.

1142
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 7: I'm actually not saying that.

1143
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 3: You you're stumbling through my party, just saying nonsense. It's embarrassing.

1144
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 3: Other guests are uncomfortable. I'm saying I had to invite her.

1145
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 3: I didn't have any choice. We go back. I'm trying

1146
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 3: to push her out of my life, and now she's

1147
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 3: here ranting about salsaars she clearly can't even picture in

1148
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 3: her own mind.

1149
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 7: I know, I'm so I'm so simple.

1150
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 3: Well, Jen, I hate the fact that you have embarrassed yourself,

1151
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 3: but I do love that you've learned.

1152
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 7: Thank you. I have learned.

1153
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 16: I have learned a lot.

1154
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 3: All learning should take place through embarrassment. That's kind of

1155
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 3: my policy.

1156
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 7: I completely agree. It really does teach a lesson.

1157
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 27: That feeling, that feeling inside, the heat that rises it

1158
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 27: imparts a lesson.

1159
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 3: Well, I hope you can take that lesson with you

1160
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 3: into the new year and just a big happy holidays

1161
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 3: in general. I just love you, I adore. I'm so

1162
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,479
Speaker 3: glad you were here.

1163
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 7: Thank you so much for having me.

1164
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 27: And I am sorry that I embarrassed you, that.

1165
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 3: You embarrassed me. No, no, no, no, I lead too

1166
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 3: pure of a life to be to feel others embarrassment.

1167
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 7: Indeed.

1168
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 3: Indeed, Well, the festivities continue. We're having a fantastic time

1169
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 3: and things could not go wrong if we tried, especially

1170
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 3: now because we've got John Milstein. John, are you ready

1171
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 3: for do or die? Gift or a curse?

1172
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 28: As ready as I'll ever be. I'm excited to be

1173
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 28: your celebrating Christmas as one of my favorite I hope

1174
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 28: this is okay, say little.

1175
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 3: Elves, John, I need you to be serious here, Okay, sorry,

1176
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 3: there's no room for error.

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01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 2: Okay, got it.

1178
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name one thing you're gonna tell me if

1179
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: it's a gift or a curse and why, and then

1180
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 3: we're gonna find out how the rest of your year

1181
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 3: is going to play out.

1182
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 2: Okay, song, whether I succeed or not.

1183
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 3: Exactly Wow, Okay, gift or a curse. Houses decorated with

1184
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 3: lights that flash and sync with a song.

1185
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 28: So this is a product that is sold and it

1186
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 28: just is able to take in the sound of a

1187
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 28: song that's playing and make the lights flash with the song.

1188
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 3: John, I don't know the science behind these houses.

1189
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 2: You're an audio engineer or a lighting engineer.

1190
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 3: Basically, what happens is somebody goes into the garage and

1191
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 3: gathers up whatever lights they have, they get on the roof,

1192
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 3: they decorate the house for their holiday of choosing. Then

1193
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 3: somehow it gets connected to some sort of audio device

1194
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 3: and then suddenly the lights are flashing, the music's playing.

1195
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 3: It's kind of a little ballet that they've constructed on

1196
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 3: their house. Actually, Analyse is sending me a YouTube, but

1197
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 3: let me look at this really quick Christmas lights.

1198
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 11: It is.

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01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 28: Oh my god, this is far more involved than I

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01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 28: ever could have imagined.

1201
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 3: This is way beyond what I thought it was.

1202
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 2: Wow. This is.

1203
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 28: It looks like this is someone's entire year's salary went

1204
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 28: into their homes for these. Okay, so after watching the video,

1205
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 28: I now even have a better sense of how extra

1206
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 28: this this sort of display is. This is the ultimate

1207
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 28: goal is definitely to get on Ellen, and pretty much

1208
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 28: everybody who buys this kit thinks that they'll be able

1209
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 28: to get on Ellen. Although these look like they're custom,

1210
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 28: I mean it looks like in order to get this

1211
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 28: you have to like really talk talk to a lighting manufacturer.

1212
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 3: You have got to go to a at least a

1213
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 3: tech school to learn how to put together one of

1214
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 3: these displays.

1215
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 28: This is George Lucas made Star Wars, and then some

1216
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 28: of the people who helped make Star Wars years and

1217
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 28: years from then have vel owed this sort of technology

1218
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 28: to exist. But it all began on Star Wars.

1219
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 3: So what do you think, gift or a curse?

1220
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 2: It's a clear gift to me.

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01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 28: I mean, I don't see anything negative about driving by

1222
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 28: one of these houses. You know, you don't have to.

1223
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 28: Probably it's a thing where you see it once or twice.

1224
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 28: It's not very likely that this house would be next

1225
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 28: years and you'd always have to be watching the full

1226
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 28: ballet light ballet happening beginning to end, which seems to

1227
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 28: be like an hour long playlist. So yeah, I'm going

1228
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 28: to enjoy any type of Christmas lights that I see

1229
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 28: on a house. And if they're going this extra mile

1230
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 28: to make it sonic like I like it even more.

1231
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 2: So it's a gift.

1232
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 3: John, I love to hear this from you. I absolutely

1233
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 3: think they're a gift for so many reasons. Look, I'll

1234
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 3: take a flashing light just like a broken light at

1235
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 3: a seven eleven flashing I'm thrilled to see it. It

1236
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 3: brings a party atmosphere.

1237
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 2: Is a horsefly in that sense, You're like a moth.

1238
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 3: And I love to be driving down the street and

1239
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 3: a street lamp is kind of just going off and

1240
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 3: and then you bring in the Christmas element to the

1241
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 3: holiday element. It's creating a traffic jam in neighborhoods that

1242
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 3: I find very funny. You know that some neighbor is

1243
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 3: furious about it. It's an active aggression. No matter what

1244
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 3: you do.

1245
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 28: It creates a sort of entrenches hierarchies in neighborhoods. Who

1246
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 28: is sort of the king of that? Yeah, yeah, so

1247
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 28: that's good.

1248
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 3: And any as you said, any naked attempt to end

1249
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 3: up on Ellen or the Kelly Clarkson show, we support,

1250
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 3: We're behind it.

1251
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 28: No, I feel like a lot of the attempts to

1252
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 28: get on Ellen Kelly Clarkson involve making a child do

1253
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 28: something that maybe they don't want to do, a child

1254
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 28: being used as some sort of prop. So this is

1255
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 28: a child children are not taking advantage of to make

1256
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 28: this Ellen.

1257
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 3: Right. I assume there's probably a decent amount of child labor.

1258
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 3: Dad out the lights and the kids have to spend

1259
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 3: six saturdays in a row putting up the lights. But

1260
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 3: at least they're not on camera. Right, John, you did

1261
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 3: a fantastic job. I mean, you nailed it.

1262
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 28: Oh my gosh, one shot like this is this is

1263
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 28: probably the most higher pressure environment I'll ever be in.

1264
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 3: Oh I've seen several people just absolutely break down in tears.

1265
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 3: We're not even gonna be able to release that audio.

1266
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 3: Careers could have been ruined.

1267
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 9: Wow.

1268
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 3: Do you have any holiday wishes you'd like to you know,

1269
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 3: send to loved ones listeners.

1270
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 28: You know, I say, get out there and travel. You

1271
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 28: know we've been we've been under lockdown. You have your vaccine,

1272
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 28: maybe you have your booster it's time to start living

1273
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 28: our lives again. Like I'm going as close to antivacs.

1274
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 28: It's close to it. No, but seriously, I don't know. Yeah,

1275
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 28: enjoy Christmas like enjoy enjoy. I'm so glad that we

1276
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 28: get to be with our families and travel and stuff

1277
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 28: like that.

1278
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 3: Again, that's a real sweet message, John, and I appreciate that.

1279
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like you've kind of after not

1280
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 3: losing the game, you've got a new lease on life.

1281
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

1282
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 28: I was prepared to, yeah, be one of those people

1283
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,919
Speaker 28: in tears with audio that has to be burned. But yeah,

1284
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 28: you know, I feel like I feel like I'm good

1285
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 28: at this game. Like I feel like if you were

1286
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 28: to throw me three more, I get them, all right.

1287
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 3: I don't know tempting fate absolutely, And I.

1288
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 28: Know that I know that you have a long list

1289
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 28: of people you have to get to, so I know

1290
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 28: I want have to deliver on that promise.

1291
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 2: But just let the listeners know, like you know I

1292
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 2: would continue to win.

1293
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna you know, my generous heart is

1294
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 3: not going to let you embarrass yourself with a loss here.

1295
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 3: I want you to have a happy holiday season. I

1296
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 3: want you to go into twenty twenty two with your

1297
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 3: head held high.

1298
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 2: And so I'm gonna let you Thank you. Richard.

1299
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:27,719
Speaker 3: Our next contestant is Fantastic and also holds the record

1300
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 3: for giving me the most amount of gifts on this

1301
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 3: podcast to this very day. She co hosts The Fantastic

1302
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 3: Podcast at Decartes. It's Kulop Vilyisac.

1303
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 29: Hello, I'm so excited. Last time we spent I don't know,

1304
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 29: two hours together. Let's go for four four hours.

1305
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 3: Well, too bad, Coulop. This is do or die. I

1306
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 3: feel like you're already trying to get ahead of the game.

1307
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 3: Last time you got two out of three and we

1308
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 3: ended up with we really came to blows over badgers.

1309
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 3: This is do or die. Gift or a cursor. You've

1310
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 3: got one chance to end the year on a good note.

1311
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 29: Okay, and this one thing we can talk about for.

1312
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 4: A long time.

1313
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,520
Speaker 3: All Right, here we go. Gift or a curse. Appetizers

1314
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 3: with an odd number of food items. You know you're

1315
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 3: getting like your five mozzarellisticks.

1316
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 29: That's a curse because if you're not alone and you're

1317
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 29: with one other person, like I want things to be fair,

1318
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 29: you know, like equal pay.

1319
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 3: Equal pay and appetizers and hot apps.

1320
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 2: Isn't that why we marched cool up?

1321
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:48,639
Speaker 4: You're wrong?

1322
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 3: Number of appetizers on a plate is absolutely a gift.

1323
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 3: When that plate of five chicken wings gets placed in

1324
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,240
Speaker 3: front of you, there's a and an immediate tension. It

1325
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 3: brings a nice natural drama to the table. Suddenly everyone's

1326
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,799
Speaker 3: wondering what's going to happen unless there are five people,

1327
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 3: But then everyone's getting the smallest portion, the beautiful just

1328
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,519
Speaker 3: thrill of thinking how are we going to split this?

1329
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 3: Or who is going to be the greedy little pig

1330
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 3: who takes the final one. They're absolutely a gift. It's

1331
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,720
Speaker 3: a free gift from the restaurant. They're saying, here's a

1332
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 3: little spark for your evening pressure.

1333
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 29: Not all of us live your sort of knives out

1334
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 29: mentality where all quadrants of your life need to be

1335
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 29: filled with this drama and intrigue and Chris Evans in

1336
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:48,640
Speaker 29: a gorgeous cable knit like that's not for everybody.

1337
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,679
Speaker 3: Bridger, Well, it's because I think a lot of people

1338
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 3: haven't tried. Once they do, once they get this high

1339
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 3: octane lifestyle that I'm kind of just always soaking in,

1340
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 3: They're going to realize what was I doing with the

1341
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:05,679
Speaker 3: last few decades. I've wasted so much of my life.

1342
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,759
Speaker 2: True, I'm so.

1343
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 3: Sorry to hear that you're ending the year not only

1344
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 3: losing the game, but then desperately just clying, clying to succeed,

1345
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:20,600
Speaker 3: trying to convince me of anything but the truth. You

1346
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 3: know this does not bode well for twenty twenty two

1347
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 3: for you, just for me. Can I pull you down

1348
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 3: as well? Nobody pulls me down, but I hold on

1349
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 3: to an ankle and you can kick.

1350
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,240
Speaker 29: As much as I know you love to live at

1351
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 29: such a heightened, tension filled existence, I actually don't want

1352
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 29: you to be harmed.

1353
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

1354
01:11:50,720 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 20: Happy holidays, really happy holidays. God bless us everyone. Okay,

1355
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 20: well we're going to continue here with our next guest contestant,

1356
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 20: someone who I adore. What a person to spend the

1357
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 20: holidays with. It's Naomi ek Perican.

1358
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 3: Naomi. It's time for Gift or a Curse, Do or

1359
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 3: Die Thrill Zone. I'm really ready KWANSA Edition gift of course. Yes, now,

1360
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 3: you were the first person to ever win this game.

1361
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 9: Wow, I didn't know that.

1362
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 3: Yes, I think about four people have now won. But

1363
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 3: considering that we've done eighty something episodes, you're in rare

1364
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,440
Speaker 3: company with three people I can't remember.

1365
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 30: Perfect and that's exactly how it should be me and

1366
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 30: three nobody's.

1367
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 3: Absolutely faceless people. Well, so you know this is very

1368
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 3: high stakes for you. So I just want you to

1369
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 3: be more careful than ever. Kind of just look into

1370
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 3: whatever strength you used before, etc.

1371
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 30: Yep, Up, you're right. I have a title to defend you. Yes,

1372
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 30: I'm gonna get right. I'm gonna get I'm gonna connect

1373
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 30: to a higher power right now to truly make sure

1374
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 30: that the spirit moves me in the right direction exactly.

1375
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 3: And let's let's just get into it. Gift or a curse.

1376
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 3: Saying my pleasure instead of your welcome.

1377
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 17: Hmmm.

1378
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 4: Hmmm, saying my pleasure instead of your welcome.

1379
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 9: Honestly, I think that's a gift.

1380
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:31,800
Speaker 2: I think that's a gift.

1381
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 30: There's something about saying my pleasure that's like, oh, so

1382
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,439
Speaker 30: you enjoyed it too, you.

1383
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Now it's like, okay, cool, So.

1384
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 30: Now I don't feel like I just took I feel

1385
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 30: like I brought something to the table for you, which

1386
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 30: you know could be a lie.

1387
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 3: You're telling me but thank you for telling me that, Lie, Naomi,

1388
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 3: The streak continues. Yes, it's a gift, and I'll say it.

1389
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 3: You know, what you're saying here is kind of speaks

1390
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 3: to the reason I think it's a gift. I think

1391
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,519
Speaker 3: there's something a little perverse about saying my pleasure, saying

1392
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 3: that you've got a little happiness out out of whatever

1393
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 3: you did for someone. There's something slightly sick, something that

1394
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,639
Speaker 3: when someone says that they're revealing something that they got

1395
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 3: something more out of it than just doing a favor.

1396
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

1397
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 3: It wasn't just I'm doing this for you. It was

1398
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 3: a little I'm doing this for me. And well it's sexy,

1399
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:26,839
Speaker 3: isn't it. It's a little sexy.

1400
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 9: It's a little sexy.

1401
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 3: We all need a little bit of sexiness, a little

1402
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 3: bit of just throwing us off balance when we thank someone.

1403
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:41,599
Speaker 3: If you know, if my person at Chipotle says my pleasure,

1404
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,600
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, oh no, the dynamic between me and this

1405
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 3: cashier is psychosexual.

1406
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

1407
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,759
Speaker 30: You know how I feel about psychosexual games, and they're

1408
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 30: one of my favorites. I believe that people are constantly

1409
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 30: playing a psychosexual game in some form or another. And

1410
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:01,280
Speaker 30: because I'm sex negative, I usually don't come out on top.

1411
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 30: But I love them and so I very much yes

1412
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 30: agree with you.

1413
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 3: I have a psycho sexual game. Number two for me

1414
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 3: is a game of cat and mouse. If I can

1415
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 3: get into one of those games with the retail employee,

1416
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:18,639
Speaker 3: my trip to the mall is perfect. Naomi, I can't

1417
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 3: believe it. You just keep winning this game. At some

1418
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,759
Speaker 3: point I'm going to throw a something in the road

1419
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: to trip you.

1420
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 30: I don't think you will. You want to know why,

1421
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 30: because I think that we are soul sisters. We share

1422
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 30: a mind and I think what you think. So there's

1423
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 30: no way. There's no way you can trip me up.

1424
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 3: It is a game of cat and mouse, is true,

1425
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 3: or a game of cat and cat. But you know, whatever,

1426
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 3: you've done it, You've ended the year on a perfect note.

1427
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Happy holidays, Happy holidays.

1428
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,879
Speaker 25: I hope you watch my Netflix half hour.

1429
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:57,879
Speaker 3: Watch her half hour four times. It's coming out December

1430
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:58,639
Speaker 3: twenty ninth.

1431
01:15:59,120 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

1432
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,559
Speaker 9: As accurate. You should watch it four times.

1433
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 3: Or just turn it on and just give it a

1434
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 3: thumbs up. You can leave the room like I really

1435
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 3: don't care if you engage with the content, but I

1436
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 3: would like you to watch it.

1437
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying.

1438
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could give thumbs up on Netflix.

1439
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 30: Yeah, you can rate it and you give a thumbs

1440
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 30: up or a thumbs down. And it's funny because I

1441
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 30: went into everyone's Netflix queue that I had access to,

1442
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,759
Speaker 30: and I gave Dave Chappelle special thumbs down just because

1443
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 30: I was like, Mom, you're giving him a thumbs down.

1444
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 30: Mum's husband, you're givinghim a thumbs down. But for mine,

1445
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 30: I don't need to give it a thumbs up.

1446
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 3: Yoh, Everyone go give her special Netflix a thumbs up

1447
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 3: and then go to bed and have dreams of whatever

1448
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 3: holiday dreams that you want. Sugar plum fairies, is that

1449
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 3: what you dream of during the holidays?

1450
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 30: I mean, that's what I hear. You know, I dream

1451
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,400
Speaker 30: I'm dreaming of a white Kwanza. Okay, dream like I

1452
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 30: never knew.

1453
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,759
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't believe it. Here we are the final round.

1454
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:09,439
Speaker 3: The holidays are still here. We're deep deep into the

1455
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:15,679
Speaker 3: episode and our next guests are going to go head

1456
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 3: to head in a new version of Gift or a

1457
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 3: Curse and it's going to be interesting. It's going to

1458
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 3: be cutthroat and the results could be devastating. It's Karen

1459
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 3: Gilgareff and Georgia Heart start you Tay. Are you ready

1460
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 3: for Gift or a Curse?

1461
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 20: Yeah?

1462
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,160
Speaker 5: I kin, I'm filled with electricity.

1463
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,200
Speaker 3: Yes, let me explain how this is going to work

1464
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,919
Speaker 3: you too, Gift or a Curse? We've played it dozens

1465
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,679
Speaker 3: and dozens of times on the show. You know past

1466
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 3: guests are kind of competing with each other psychically. This

1467
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 3: is the first in person physical competition of this game.

1468
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:56,720
Speaker 3: So I'm going to name three things, and you're both

1469
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 3: going to tell me if they're a gift or a curse.

1470
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 3: You're going to have to do that at the same time.

1471
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,760
Speaker 3: This is all in fairness, So you'll tell me if

1472
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,120
Speaker 3: they're a gift, you're a curse, and then I'm going

1473
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,400
Speaker 3: to give you each a chance to defend your answer,

1474
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 3: and then I'm going to tell you the correct answer.

1475
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 3: So you know, you could both walk away total losers.

1476
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,800
Speaker 3: You could walk away winners. You could walk away with

1477
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 3: a point here or there. This could go in any direction,

1478
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 3: so as always be careful. Are you ready?

1479
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,679
Speaker 17: I have to say that just being on this show

1480
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,920
Speaker 17: makes me not a loser, sad I can't do anything,

1481
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:35,960
Speaker 17: but when from here.

1482
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 3: That's the one promise the show can guarantee. Okay, well,

1483
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 3: let's just get into it. Let's start with the first

1484
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 3: gift or a curse Andy's mints?

1485
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:51,719
Speaker 4: Oh ready, yes, guess curse?

1486
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:58,639
Speaker 3: Okay, and why Georgia you spoke first? Let's hear your defense.

1487
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 17: I love them. They conjure memories from being a kid.

1488
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 17: There was this amazing Mexican restaurant my dad would take

1489
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:13,400
Speaker 17: us to called El Carmon in Los Angeles, and like,

1490
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,560
Speaker 17: if we were well behaved, they'd give us one, Like

1491
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:16,760
Speaker 17: they wouldn't even charge us to the.

1492
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 4: Quarter or whatever.

1493
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 11: Uh.

1494
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,759
Speaker 4: And I loved I love them. They're so good.

1495
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,320
Speaker 17: I'm like offended that you don't like them.

1496
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 3: Here, Karen, we've offended Georgia and we need a defense.

1497
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,680
Speaker 23: Yes, yes, because I have an olympiad mindset, and I

1498
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 23: knew that getting her off her, getting on her back

1499
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 23: foot and offending.

1500
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,720
Speaker 5: Her for the outseet would be the way to go.

1501
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 23: I had two great aunts who lived across town from

1502
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 23: us growing up, Aunt Man Aunt Anne, wonderful women. They

1503
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 23: had a selection of candy at their house that was

1504
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 23: just what they liked and the range of those. That

1505
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:02,240
Speaker 23: selection was applets and cottlets, which is one of the

1506
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 23: most disgusting candy. It barely doesn't it barely qualifies as

1507
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:10,520
Speaker 23: a candy because it was jelly apple candy or apricot

1508
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:15,599
Speaker 23: candy jellies with walnut floating in it and sugar on top.

1509
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,599
Speaker 23: That's the one candy that was available. The other candy

1510
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 23: was Andy's Mints Andy's Candies, and so we over ate

1511
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 23: Andy's Candies to make up for the fact that we

1512
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 23: couldn't have.

1513
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 5: The other one.

1514
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 23: Like it was as if there was this candy array,

1515
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 23: but we would just be like, fine, eat that.

1516
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 5: But I don't like mint.

1517
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 23: I think mint in candies tastes like you didn't rinse

1518
01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 23: your mouth of toothpaste and now you've moved on to chocolate.

1519
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,639
Speaker 5: I don't like the combination. Never have. And so we.

1520
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 23: Would eat Andy's candies almost against our will, because we're like, well, it's.

1521
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 5: The only candy we're going to get around here, so

1522
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 5: you might as well just eat it.

1523
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:57,760
Speaker 23: I have nothing but bad memories, although I respect a

1524
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,679
Speaker 23: restaurant that would give it to you for free, because

1525
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:03,439
Speaker 23: that's looks really saying something about what good behavior you

1526
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 23: must have been on.

1527
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 17: Well, it's a great way to get three hyperactive kids

1528
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 17: to fucking shut the fuck up and eat their food

1529
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 17: and be quiet. The promise of an Andy's Mint at

1530
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 17: the end, which was a hard thing for my brother

1531
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 17: and sister and I to do.

1532
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:22,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it worked. Oh okay, you too, well,

1533
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:27,719
Speaker 3: point to Georgia Karen. Andy's Mints are you don't bring

1534
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 3: the memories of your aunt's House of Horrors onto my podcast?

1535
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 3: Are pure sophistication. Yes, smooth chocolate with a light mint

1536
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:42,719
Speaker 3: and excellent combination. I recently learned that they're a product

1537
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 3: of the tutsi roll company, which, I'll be honest cheapened

1538
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:50,280
Speaker 3: the entire thing for me, but I'm not backing off.

1539
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 3: I would go to the soucassa Mexican restaurant, and they

1540
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 3: would have the quarter Andy's Mints, a nice little after

1541
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:59,280
Speaker 3: dinner you know, if it's between an Andy's mint and

1542
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:02,559
Speaker 3: a what is that a dinner mint? A pillow mint?

1543
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,160
Speaker 4: Oh, starlight starlight mint?

1544
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:05,559
Speaker 9: Right?

1545
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 3: No, thank you? There?

1546
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all gross.

1547
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 3: Okay, well, look they're an absolute gift. Yes, that's okay.

1548
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 3: We've got one to zero here. There's still two chances

1549
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 3: for Karen to redeem herself.

1550
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 23: This next question is about applets and cottlets. I'm screwed,

1551
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:28,719
Speaker 23: that's for sure.

1552
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 17: I have to try thoughts and truly four old people.

1553
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 3: That sounds horrifying.

1554
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:44,000
Speaker 23: It's like depression candy. Yeah, period of time and the

1555
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,080
Speaker 23: emotional set point.

1556
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 3: Yes, your aunt's house was the last place that was.

1557
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:48,760
Speaker 3: We're seeing.

1558
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 23: Well those books ever sold in nineteen seventy eight, yes.

1559
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,639
Speaker 3: All right. Next up, this is a listener's suggestion. Someone

1560
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:02,200
Speaker 3: named Aaron has written in Gift your curse crocs the

1561
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 3: footwear crocs.

1562
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:07,320
Speaker 17: Ooh, Karen, I say curse.

1563
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:08,920
Speaker 4: I say curse too.

1564
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 12: Well.

1565
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 17: Yeah, Look I can argue the other side if you

1566
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 17: want me to, because I can.

1567
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 3: This is them about making decisions and living with them.

1568
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,639
Speaker 3: You both said crocs. Yeah, I mean you've both said curse.

1569
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1570
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:21,439
Speaker 3: Is that correct?

1571
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

1572
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,799
Speaker 3: Yes, I want to have that defense.

1573
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:24,799
Speaker 5: Curse.

1574
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 17: Okay, I'm going to say gift, but I'll explain why.

1575
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,559
Speaker 3: Okay, Georgia. Just for the record, you are in a gift,

1576
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:32,880
Speaker 3: Karen is curse?

1577
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:34,960
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay.

1578
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,760
Speaker 23: I defend my position by saying crocs are rubber shoes.

1579
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:45,040
Speaker 23: Although cushy, your feet sweat you can't make.

1580
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 5: Holes big enough on those shoes. You can.

1581
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 23: You can dress them up with adorn them with jewels

1582
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,840
Speaker 23: if you want to, which I guess the kids do

1583
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 23: these days. Be ironic and wear them with beautiful dresses.

1584
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:59,760
Speaker 23: Do whatever you want, obviously in this the time that

1585
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:04,320
Speaker 23: we're living in. But for me personally, that shoe is

1586
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:09,120
Speaker 23: it needs a sock, which makes everything even worse. It's

1587
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:13,480
Speaker 23: a goofy clown shoe that makes your sweaty feet even sweatier.

1588
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:17,400
Speaker 5: There's no relief in the summer. It's a visual assault.

1589
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 17: In the winter, all right, And Georgia, I don't disagree

1590
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:25,840
Speaker 17: with any of that. And I've actually never in my

1591
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 17: fucking life slipped a pair of They've never touched my

1592
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:32,400
Speaker 17: feet in any way, shape or form, however, never, never.

1593
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 17: During the pandemic, I have opened my heart and my

1594
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:40,559
Speaker 17: feet to slides, to athletic slides. So I feel like

1595
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:44,760
Speaker 17: I can't judge people who like crocs. However, I will

1596
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 17: never fucking wear them. You'll never see me in a

1597
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:48,080
Speaker 17: goddamn pair of crocs.

1598
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:52,600
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're kind of saying gift simply because.

1599
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,240
Speaker 17: Who am I to judge?

1600
01:24:55,720 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 3: Right, Well, let's just put it out there. The game

1601
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 3: is tied up. I know, and I'll tell you exactly why.

1602
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:10,640
Speaker 3: This is a one pair of Crocs household and my

1603
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:15,519
Speaker 3: boyfriend Jim owns it, probably size twelve or thirteen pair

1604
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:20,599
Speaker 3: of Crocs wow, which I will occasionally, well daily put

1605
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 3: on to you know, tool around in the yard to

1606
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,120
Speaker 3: go get the mail. This kind of thing, which almost

1607
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:29,559
Speaker 3: every single day, leads to an argument of just let

1608
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:34,559
Speaker 3: me buy you a pair of Crocs, And it makes

1609
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 3: absolutely no sense. There's never a time when we both

1610
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 3: need to be wearing crocs. Why can't I just wear

1611
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 3: his crocs? If there's ever a time when we're both

1612
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,719
Speaker 3: wearing crocs, something's gone wrong.

1613
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:47,440
Speaker 17: Yeah, don't open the door. I will say this when

1614
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 17: I agree to that. Okay, these slides are comfortable now

1615
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:54,880
Speaker 17: Vince has like buys me a new pair every two months, So.

1616
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,439
Speaker 3: Don't open the door to I refuse. Yeah, I'm never going.

1617
01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 3: I don't need a pair of Crocs that actually fits me.

1618
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,719
Speaker 3: I can kind of just totter around. It's tottering a word.

1619
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:04,960
Speaker 3: Do you totter in a crock?

1620
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:06,640
Speaker 2: Yes? I think so.

1621
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 3: I think it's perfectly fair for me to wear these things.

1622
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:16,719
Speaker 3: And so they're absolutely a curse for me and therefore

1623
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 3: for everyone.

1624
01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:21,320
Speaker 5: Also, how sweay or your feet when you get.

1625
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:26,759
Speaker 3: Back for the mailbox are damp? It's dusty, that's almost

1626
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:30,160
Speaker 3: an immediate it's because it's kind of that warm rubber

1627
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 3: that your skin doesn't quite know what to.

1628
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:33,640
Speaker 1: Do with it.

1629
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,960
Speaker 17: Yes, it's not made for human skin.

1630
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,439
Speaker 3: Unnatural, it's what the it's what they.

1631
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:40,639
Speaker 5: Make subway sandwich bread out.

1632
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:41,840
Speaker 4: Of, as well and meat.

1633
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 5: And that's how you can tell. It shouldn't be on

1634
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 5: your feet.

1635
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:50,240
Speaker 3: No one should have a foot long on their feet. Okay,

1636
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 3: Well it's tied up. This is very exciting, I mean,

1637
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:57,479
Speaker 3: this final one. I mean, let's just be honest. Neither

1638
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:02,080
Speaker 3: of you is going away with Old Star. Both lost

1639
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:06,040
Speaker 3: one round. But we'll see what happens with this next thing.

1640
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse asteroids gift gift? Okay?

1641
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:21,520
Speaker 17: And why wow, space man, it's fucking vast and crazy

1642
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,800
Speaker 17: and it moves around even if it's made up. And

1643
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,960
Speaker 17: this is a simulation at least they made whoever made

1644
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 17: the simulation made it pretty and wondrous, you know what

1645
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:32,960
Speaker 17: I'm saying?

1646
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,240
Speaker 3: Right, interesting defense, And now, Karen.

1647
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:43,360
Speaker 23: I based my answer first on the eighties video game Asteroids,

1648
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,679
Speaker 23: which was a visual feast.

1649
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,519
Speaker 5: Remember the lines, so many lines.

1650
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 23: But it also is this thing where, yes, space is

1651
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:57,320
Speaker 23: this kind of mysterious black cloak that surrounds our world.

1652
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,320
Speaker 5: But then there is like this kind of.

1653
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:05,600
Speaker 23: Like the universe's villain, where at any point, if a

1654
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 23: big enough one comes by, we're done for. So it

1655
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:13,240
Speaker 23: keeps us very present, and I think the threat maybe

1656
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,720
Speaker 23: keeps a lot of us in our gratitude attitude.

1657
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:17,400
Speaker 5: But also it's.

1658
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,320
Speaker 23: The kind of thing where it's like, this won't go

1659
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:23,040
Speaker 23: on forever, because you know, now these days, they're constantly going,

1660
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:25,200
Speaker 23: oh did you hear the new asteroid that's coming by.

1661
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:26,880
Speaker 5: They're always swinging by.

1662
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,880
Speaker 23: So I think it really keeps us humble, and it

1663
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:34,040
Speaker 23: keeps us, you know, everything right sized, and I really

1664
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,760
Speaker 23: appreciate that. I think only asteroids have the power to

1665
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 23: do something that big.

1666
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:39,960
Speaker 4: Wouldn't be the worst way to go.

1667
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:41,920
Speaker 17: I will say that every time they're like it's coming,

1668
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,479
Speaker 17: I'm like, all right, yeah s wrap it up.

1669
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you've both mounted interesting defenses. And before we get

1670
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:53,200
Speaker 3: into this, before I reveal the correct answer, I do

1671
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,040
Speaker 3: want to give a shout out. As long as we're

1672
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,280
Speaker 3: talking about eighties video games. I recently played one called

1673
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:01,360
Speaker 3: Streaker at an arcade. I played an old game which

1674
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:03,720
Speaker 3: is essentially Pac Man. But you're a little naked man

1675
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:07,640
Speaker 3: slowly moving around the screen. What so whoever created that

1676
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:11,240
Speaker 3: video game? God bless, I had a wonderful time.

1677
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:12,839
Speaker 5: Never heard of that.

1678
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 3: That's crazy, tiny naked man running around the screen trying

1679
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:25,400
Speaker 3: to get away from the police. All that aside, we're

1680
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:29,080
Speaker 3: talking about asteroids here. Sure you've both said gift. You

1681
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,240
Speaker 3: both have one point. This could take you both to

1682
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:39,000
Speaker 3: two points if you're correct. Unfortunately you're both wrong. Asteroids

1683
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:43,240
Speaker 3: are twist, I mean a curse on so many levels.

1684
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:47,519
Speaker 3: Asteroids are all talk and no action. We are constantly

1685
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 3: getting threatened about asteroids smashing in the Earth. When's it

1686
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 3: going to happen. I don't think it's ever gonna happen,

1687
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:53,920
Speaker 3: because the.

1688
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:59,519
Speaker 17: Universe doesn't exist. That's fucking making. My point is, don't

1689
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:03,080
Speaker 17: tease me, Okay, don't tease me with this little threat,

1690
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:04,759
Speaker 17: these narrow misses.

1691
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 3: Oh it might hit, Oh one killed all the dinosaurs.

1692
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:12,360
Speaker 3: But what in the meantime, what's going on? Destroy humanity

1693
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,719
Speaker 3: or get off the pot sort of situations what I said.

1694
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:20,320
Speaker 3: Asteroids are Oh, I could go on. We don't need

1695
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 3: them and we would be better off without them.

1696
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 4: Destroy all asteroids.

1697
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:31,240
Speaker 3: Destroy all asteroids. Don't even destroy I don't. We've put

1698
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:33,120
Speaker 3: too much energy into thinking about them.

1699
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:36,920
Speaker 5: They're just trying to get all the time.

1700
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 23: They're just a really dramatic friend from like a theater class.

1701
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 5: That's like, I'm really having.

1702
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:45,280
Speaker 23: A terrible weekend, and it's just like, yeah, I don't

1703
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:45,960
Speaker 23: care anymore.

1704
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 9: I can't.

1705
01:30:46,439 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 3: I can't do it this time.

1706
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:52,719
Speaker 17: You keep threatening your weekend. Your weekend's ruined, but I'm

1707
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:56,840
Speaker 17: just done all.

1708
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,240
Speaker 3: Talk real will they won't they.

1709
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:00,200
Speaker 13: You too?

1710
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:04,560
Speaker 3: I'm frankly embarrassed for both of you. It's the holidays

1711
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:11,040
Speaker 3: and you both got one out of three odd shut off.

1712
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:13,320
Speaker 3: I'm so bad with the grade grading system. It's been

1713
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 3: too long since I've gotten a grade. But I'm pretty

1714
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 3: sure are thirty three percent in f.

1715
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,799
Speaker 17: I think I'm ashamed of myself.

1716
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:22,360
Speaker 23: Yeah, I feel I feel dirty. Now I'm hoping for

1717
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,760
Speaker 23: that asteroid. Now I'm begging for that asteroid.

1718
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:27,639
Speaker 17: Karen, we deserve to only wear crocs for the rest

1719
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,880
Speaker 17: of our life. Sweaty feet, sweaty gross from here on

1720
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:33,479
Speaker 17: crystal pins and.

1721
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:39,320
Speaker 3: Them, oh all of humanity and crocs just looking to

1722
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,559
Speaker 3: the skies for destruction.

1723
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:44,519
Speaker 23: And then shoving Andy's mints down their throats as it

1724
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,200
Speaker 23: just going and it for me.

1725
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:52,920
Speaker 3: Please mint dribbling down. Oh what a wonderful image for

1726
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 3: the holidays. Yeah, I think that's kind of what we

1727
01:31:55,479 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 3: want to think about while we're sitting around the fire,

1728
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:00,000
Speaker 3: kind of resenting loved ones.

1729
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 5: Ford for absolutely or eating whatever's nearby.

1730
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:11,280
Speaker 23: Yeah, whether it be an applet or a coutlet, just

1731
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:14,280
Speaker 23: getting it done.

1732
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:19,040
Speaker 3: And applets and what kroclets I was going to say,

1733
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,439
Speaker 3: do you sound like competitors to crocs? That feels like

1734
01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:24,880
Speaker 3: an off brand croc? Yeap, get your applets on. We're

1735
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:25,679
Speaker 3: going to garden.

1736
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:30,320
Speaker 5: Who took my cutlets?

1737
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they're called you too. Well, I'm I

1738
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:37,240
Speaker 3: hate to send you off in such a horrible way.

1739
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:41,719
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two will be a better year for you, guys.

1740
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:42,360
Speaker 3: We'll be back.

1741
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:45,479
Speaker 17: I'm fucking I want to get my fucking I want

1742
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:48,599
Speaker 17: to get my uh what's it called back, my reward, my.

1743
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:51,720
Speaker 3: Trophy, your groove? Oh yeah, you want to get your

1744
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,160
Speaker 3: groove back.

1745
01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:54,360
Speaker 17: If you want us, you'll have us.

1746
01:32:54,479 --> 01:32:57,040
Speaker 23: Yeah, give us another chance sometime down the line, because

1747
01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:58,599
Speaker 23: I think you know.

1748
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Speaker 3: I love a redempt story.

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01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:02,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's we deserve it.

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01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:04,080
Speaker 3: And I can offer you that in the future. But

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01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:10,519
Speaker 3: I mean, please train take the rest of the year off, Yes,

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01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:14,320
Speaker 3: and we'll return to the stadium at another point.

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01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:16,040
Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds great.

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01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:17,000
Speaker 5: We deserve this.

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01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:17,719
Speaker 3: Good.

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01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:22,920
Speaker 17: Happy holidays, Holidays, arger, happy holidays.

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01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 3: Oh that's the last game we'll be playing on this

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01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:37,080
Speaker 3: episode of the show. I hope you've had a good time.

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01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:40,360
Speaker 3: I hope it's been a thrill ride. I hope it's

1760
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:44,519
Speaker 3: been a soothing time. I hope it's done whatever you

1761
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:48,880
Speaker 3: needed it to do. While maybe you're you know, sitting

1762
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:52,320
Speaker 3: in the Best Buy parking lot just dreading going back

1763
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:56,720
Speaker 3: to your family. I don't know. This is the end

1764
01:33:56,720 --> 01:34:00,720
Speaker 3: of the podcast, which we frequent and they you know,

1765
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:03,360
Speaker 3: run into at the end of the show, and this

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01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:07,120
Speaker 3: is kind of it for the year. So I'm gonna

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01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:09,719
Speaker 3: send you off with a I'm gonna cast a little

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01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 3: spell on you that you know, in twenty twenty two

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01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:16,640
Speaker 3: you have a you know, just a banner year, and

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01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 3: that everything goes perfectly, that nothing bad happens. We'll move

1771
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:26,040
Speaker 3: through it together we'll fall deeper and deeper in love

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01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:31,760
Speaker 3: with each other, and you know, continue our path towards

1773
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 3: who knows what. I'm going to let you go. I

1774
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:46,799
Speaker 3: love you, Happy holidays, Bye bye, I said, No Gifts

1775
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:51,680
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. It's produced and engineered by

1776
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,960
Speaker 3: our dear friend Anna Lise Nelson, and the theme song

1777
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:58,960
Speaker 3: is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the

1778
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:03,240
Speaker 3: show on Instagra Graham at I said, No Gifts, That's

1779
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:05,879
Speaker 3: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1780
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:09,599
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts. Listen

1781
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:14,320
Speaker 3: and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me.

1782
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:17,519
Speaker 3: And why not leave a review while you're there. It's

1783
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:20,360
Speaker 3: really the least you could do, considering everything I do

1784
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:24,360
Speaker 3: for you. And if you're interested in advertising on the show,

1785
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 3: go to mideral dot com slash ads.

1786
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:36,080
Speaker 1: And I invited you hear Funna Man myself perfectly clear.

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01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:42,720
Speaker 1: When you're a guest to me, you gotta come to

1788
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:50,040
Speaker 1: me empty, And I said, no, guests, your presences presents

1789
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:56,000
Speaker 1: enough and I'm already too much stuff, So how do

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01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,600
Speaker 1: you dare to survey me?

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Speaker 13: Then with the ung