Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about how incredibly complex I spit is.
Speaker 1: It may only be water, but just aliva isn't simple.
Speaker 1: That remaining one percent holds incredibly meaningful information that could
Speaker 1: change everything. And I'm not just talking about your family
Speaker 1: treat ha. I'm Barret day Thurston and on this season
Speaker 1: of Spit and I Heart Radio podcast with twenty three
Speaker 1: and Me, we explore how DNA isn't just about ancestry,
Speaker 1: it can also be key to understanding your health. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome back. On today's episode, we've got comedian and
Speaker 1: infamous roaster Nicky Glazer, host of the Very Funny Nicki
Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. Nikki and her co host Andrew recently took
Speaker 1: a twenty three and Me test and are here to
Speaker 1: share what they learned in their reports, and honestly, they
Speaker 1: might be having a little too much fun with it.
Speaker 1: There's so much that Nicki and Andrew didn't know about
Speaker 1: their jeanete and all the incredible things you can learn.
Speaker 1: Of course, there's all the amazing insights on your health
Speaker 1: and ancestry, but what really blew their minds was the
Speaker 1: nitty gritty, from what types of ear lobes you have
Speaker 1: to your preference for vanilla versus chocolate ice cream. Nicki
Speaker 1: and Andrew get into it all with their patented brand
Speaker 1: of brutal honesty. More importantly, for Nikki, the real takeaways
Speaker 1: were in her health reports. The information she learned will
Speaker 1: definitely play a factor in her future decision making, whether
Speaker 1: it's taking your reports to a doctor for more insight,
Speaker 1: adjusting your diet, or both. There's a lot to take away.
Speaker 1: And speaking of diets, if you're a listener to the show,
Speaker 1: it's no secret that dieting has always been important to Nikki,
Speaker 1: and seeing as she was predisposed to weigh six percent
Speaker 1: less than average, was definitely a positive takeaway. As Nikki
Speaker 1: puts it, learning all these incredible things about yourself from
Speaker 1: your DNA really makes you feel seen. Finally, seeing that
Speaker 1: both Nikki and Andrew have a fifty chance at matching
Speaker 1: a musical pitch, they had to test it. Nikki even
Speaker 1: breaks out a guitar to check andrew skills. Do you
Speaker 1: think he nailed it? Let's listen in and find out.
Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast Nicky Gazer, here's Nikki. Hello, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer.
Speaker 1: I am joined by Andrew, Colin and Noah in Arizona,
Speaker 1: Andrews in St. Louis. I'm in Los Angeles. Today's episode
Speaker 1: is a special one brought to you by us, but
Speaker 1: through UM three and me. Andrew and I both did
Speaker 1: UH and me reports which we got sent these like
Speaker 1: kids that just come in the mailbox, not even like
Speaker 1: especially I didn't have to go to the package room.
Speaker 1: UM and you open it up and you just spit
Speaker 1: into a two and then you seal it up and
Speaker 1: then you send it back. It was, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: one of the easiest things I've ever done. I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be a lot more swabbing happening.
Speaker 1: And I will say that there was a piece of
Speaker 1: carrot that was in my spit from when I had
Speaker 1: been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube
Speaker 1: I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot.
Speaker 1: A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it.
Speaker 1: So I did get the report back. I'm seventy rabbit
Speaker 1: and so I think that was you know, I think
Speaker 1: the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't
Speaker 1: seem to mind. Yeah, that you're going to be a ginger.
Speaker 1: I saw, yeah, it was, I did. I did was.
Speaker 1: I was like, these people have seen it all like
Speaker 1: there was a little bit of like tint to my
Speaker 1: my spit. I was like, they're gonna be I know,
Speaker 1: they don't care. They've steened it all over at twenty
Speaker 1: three and me. But I spit in that tube. I
Speaker 1: mean it's fairly easy to do. You got a you know,
Speaker 1: I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of
Speaker 1: just like trying to make your own lube. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just been in the box and just they can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eventually you ever done one before one of these toys? No,
Speaker 1: my little brother did. So I figured if we had
Speaker 1: the same parents, it was going to be close. Uh. Yes,
Speaker 1: turns out the parents Yeah, yeah, we found out his
Speaker 1: dad and mom were different. Yeah he was. He was milkman.
Speaker 1: I that was always the person that your mom banged
Speaker 1: instead of your dad. Was the milkman. How like different,
Speaker 1: Like there was no bumble, no tinder, So you have
Speaker 1: to have sex with the milkman like that. The pharmacist,
Speaker 1: the locals shot doctor. Yeah, um so yeah, I just
Speaker 1: sent that off and then got and now with this thing.
Speaker 1: I thought it was, you know, the old twenty three
Speaker 1: of me. My dad also got one report before, and
Speaker 1: so we got to kind of see our ancestry report,
Speaker 1: and it was pretty much what we had guessed. It
Speaker 1: was very Irish, very German, um a little bit of
Speaker 1: h I had a little bit of Scandinavian and French
Speaker 1: in me, which I was excited about. But then now
Speaker 1: there's just so many more things that you can find out.
Speaker 1: Um on the rear Targerian Targerian dragons, Well it is.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really say you were trying to save yourself, like, no,
Speaker 1: I knew exactly what you were going for. I was
Speaker 1: just gonna let you dig your own grave. Yeah it
Speaker 1: feels like I feels like a dragon just death. But
Speaker 1: it's anyways. My dad had gotten it and shared as results.
Speaker 1: But I was always like, oh, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: need to do it. But now that there's so much
Speaker 1: more that they can find out for you, um, there's
Speaker 1: like all of the it's like you get a whole
Speaker 1: health report that has your traits things physical features, uh like,
Speaker 1: and just like also health things that you should know
Speaker 1: about that you might be more likely to have in
Speaker 1: your life and maybe pass on to your children if
Speaker 1: you have them. And I just wanted to go over
Speaker 1: our results because some of them are pretty hilarious and
Speaker 1: and I just want to break it all down, um,
Speaker 1: in terms of like my UM health, I was I
Speaker 1: lucked out. I'm pretty healthy person. I don't have many
Speaker 1: like um, the things that they were alerting me about.
Speaker 1: But you know, you can find out stuff that really
Speaker 1: could affect your health later in life, or like your
Speaker 1: family's health later in life, things you're presupposed to genetically. Um.
Speaker 1: I have a likelihood, I found out of developing type
Speaker 1: two diabetes. That's the kind that you're like, you can develop.
Speaker 1: I don't really know the difference between the two, but
Speaker 1: I guess I should now because I have a likelihood
Speaker 1: of developing type two diabetes. And it said that that
Speaker 1: likelihood would start between the ages of thirty eight and
Speaker 1: eighty and I just like that. I was like, did
Speaker 1: they choose thirty eight because I am thirty eight. They're like,
Speaker 1: you don't even get a year before you start worrying
Speaker 1: about this ship, bitch. Uh. I like they were watching
Speaker 1: in real time happen, Like it's it's starting, Like I
Speaker 1: could see the Type two in you. For sure, I
Speaker 1: could see it. It's like, it's like, this is the start,
Speaker 1: this is the start of a whole new life instead
Speaker 1: of buying a sports car. You're like, I got type
Speaker 1: two diabetes. That's my midlife crisis. Um, what starts at
Speaker 1: thirty eight in your life? That's the only thing that
Speaker 1: I've ever seen where that the that is the marker.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why it would be much nicer to
Speaker 1: be like if it were you know, I was it
Speaker 1: was thirty six, and I'd be like, Okay, I'm two
Speaker 1: years in. I've already like escaped it. It's like, note,
Speaker 1: this is worrying about this now. So that's something I
Speaker 1: can be on the alert up because I didn't. I
Speaker 1: really didn't know that about myself at all, and I
Speaker 1: would have assumed that was not prone to because I
Speaker 1: just I don't really I don't really know my family's
Speaker 1: health history as much as I should. And I think
Speaker 1: this gives me a little bit more insight into that.
Speaker 1: I also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder
Speaker 1: that um, I found out if I mate with someone
Speaker 1: who also has another variant of this, we could pass
Speaker 1: on the m C a D deficiency. It sounds really scary.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my god, what is this and
Speaker 1: what it is is um if we both if I
Speaker 1: mate with someone who also has this rare variant UM
Speaker 1: that our kid could get this and what the what
Speaker 1: the symptoms are? I was like, Oh no, what is
Speaker 1: it gonna be? Like it has like a golf ball
Speaker 1: head or you know, like their arms don't disconnect from
Speaker 1: their torso, or they have a claw feet or something,
Speaker 1: which are all like things that are you know, I
Speaker 1: want to say this with no judgment if you are
Speaker 1: someone that carries those things or if you know someone
Speaker 1: that I'm just saying, those are possible genetic deformities that
Speaker 1: you can have if you mate with someone that also
Speaker 1: if you like happen if I in the person that
Speaker 1: matches with you, but mine is, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's this gonna be. I gotta get Chris tested if
Speaker 1: we want to have kids, like I don't want our
Speaker 1: kid to like have something that affects them. And the
Speaker 1: symptoms of this deficiency are our kid would just get
Speaker 1: dizzy spells if he ever fast it does it he doesn't,
Speaker 1: so our kid. I'm like, Chris, if we made we
Speaker 1: gotta make sure our kid does not do intermittent fasting.
Speaker 1: We gotta keep him away from the Joe Rogan podcast.
Speaker 1: He can't listen to that, Like it's just such a
Speaker 1: funny like you yeah, yeah, he can't do UFC biting
Speaker 1: because he might get a little bit lightheaded and it's um,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. He cannot be Muslim. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna be a tough life for him. I
Speaker 1: saw this report and it was like, you know, there's
Speaker 1: like a um a, no, we're definitely having a boy.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's part of my report? Um,
Speaker 1: I must have a boy. No. On the on the report,
Speaker 1: it had like a exclamation point of like make sure
Speaker 1: you see this, don't miss this, And I'm like, what
Speaker 1: kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating? Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I just feel like it was just a really funny trait. Um.
Speaker 1: But they give you other stuff too. I was just
Speaker 1: lucky to have like none of those other ones. Did
Speaker 1: you have any of like the health ones Andrew that
Speaker 1: were like red flags, I'm gonna have a lisp and
Speaker 1: not be able to pronounce tarians not real, but you
Speaker 1: know what that it's not a real one, but no,
Speaker 1: I had nothing really like jump out at me because
Speaker 1: I am a bit of a hypochondriac, so I was
Speaker 1: a little worried about learning genetic disposition or whatever like
Speaker 1: our predisposition. I don't know if I want to know
Speaker 1: these things, like part of me would like to be
Speaker 1: kept in the dark, but I get it, like if
Speaker 1: I think you have a sponsibility if it's out there
Speaker 1: to know it, and yeah, it's especially a lot of
Speaker 1: these things are just variants that you have on your
Speaker 1: genetic so they won't display in a child unless you
Speaker 1: mate with someone who also has the same one, like
Speaker 1: the chances. So if you do have this thing, you
Speaker 1: can get your partner tested and then if they're in
Speaker 1: the clear, then you don't have a chance of passing
Speaker 1: this trade down onto a child. And your kid can
Speaker 1: stand up quickly after fasting and not get dizzy it off,
Speaker 1: and if they do have to trade, it's an easy
Speaker 1: out if you don't really want to be with them anyways.
Speaker 1: So listen, I don't want my daughter to be dizzy
Speaker 1: when she gets intorectic and never really someday because I
Speaker 1: passed it down to her from just you know, more
Speaker 1: nurture than nature. Um, so I you didn't have anyone
Speaker 1: that said I thought you were going to be no
Speaker 1: offense riddled with these things like it just seems like
Speaker 1: you don't even have like a likelihood of diabetes. Like
Speaker 1: how did I get that? I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: you the carrot was in there. Uh, maybe it was
Speaker 1: to tell your girlfriend, like, it's not you, it's twenty
Speaker 1: three in me. That's hilarious. It is an easy way
Speaker 1: you're having other women. No, babe, it's a genetic test. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what else? I like, I went through the traits, Like,
Speaker 1: so you go into health and traits and you see
Speaker 1: you get this whole report and you get to see, um,
Speaker 1: there's this one part. Let me just go to it
Speaker 1: real quick. Traits. You're more likely to drink less caffeine,
Speaker 1: which is yes, a month ago, I would say this
Speaker 1: is crazy, but Andrew. Andrew was shocked by the amount
Speaker 1: of caffeine I consume. I really don't respond to caffeine
Speaker 1: that much. It found that I'm less, I'm more likely
Speaker 1: to dress drink less caffeine is my body doesn't respond
Speaker 1: to caffeine like other people do. Um, which is what
Speaker 1: they found in my report. And it actually checks out.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have known this had I not quit
Speaker 1: caffeine recently, although my my decaf coffee intake has has
Speaker 1: remained the same amount as it was before I quit caffeine.
Speaker 1: So what I'm craving is not the caffeine, and what
Speaker 1: I'm craving is the ritual of getting coffee and having
Speaker 1: this warm, like latte drink. It wasn't about the caffeine
Speaker 1: at all. I got a little bit of like caffeine headaches,
Speaker 1: but it was not anywhere compared to what I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be and what I read about
Speaker 1: when people quit caffeine. And yeah, so that actually like
Speaker 1: totally checked out. I was shocked to see that in
Speaker 1: my report. And then at the same time, I was
Speaker 1: weaning off caffeine and I found that, Um, I still
Speaker 1: drink as much coffee, it's just all decaffe So I'm
Speaker 1: not craving the caffeine. And it was right about that. Um,
Speaker 1: I like this one. You're predisposed to weigh six percent
Speaker 1: less than the average. I just I love a percentage
Speaker 1: in anything, you know, Like it's just yeah, it says
Speaker 1: I'm predspposed to weigh six percent less than average. It's
Speaker 1: like you're going to be you could be kind of skinny.
Speaker 1: You don't even expect it. I don't say that that
Speaker 1: is dead on. I'm about I think that it actually
Speaker 1: did help me because I have been so obsessed with
Speaker 1: part of my life has been like dieting and staying
Speaker 1: underweight so much of my life, and like from the
Speaker 1: time that I was even I never made it to
Speaker 1: like what my body is supposed to be it as
Speaker 1: an adult before I was starving myself, so I never
Speaker 1: really knew. I was just always so scared that it
Speaker 1: was going to go over that I was always starving myself.
Speaker 1: But really, I'm if I just let my body do
Speaker 1: its thing, I'm going and eat like a normal person,
Speaker 1: I will I will be on average. I bet, I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess six percent less, way six percent less than
Speaker 1: most people, which is like it makes sense. My dad
Speaker 1: is like this lanky build and that was interesting to read. Um,
Speaker 1: my genetic mescle competisition is rare in elite athletes. Well,
Speaker 1: no fucking ships. They probably tested like the way I
Speaker 1: closed the cap on the thing, and we're like, this
Speaker 1: is not even all the way on. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: so it's rare and okay, so you have Okay, that's in.
Speaker 1: My genetic muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine is in. Actually it's in. I have a body
Speaker 1: of a guy that would be really good at sports apparently. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, but doesn't that make sense for you? Like,
Speaker 1: doesn't didn't that feel so good to read? Yeah? It
Speaker 1: made me actually work out the word elite athlete. If
Speaker 1: this is a selling point to get guys to buy
Speaker 1: this report, you can see if your muscle composition is
Speaker 1: that of likely to be an elite athlete. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that these things could tell you that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think, uh, I think it's right. I think I
Speaker 1: definitely have it in my I just you can't think
Speaker 1: it's right. This is science. It is right. But you
Speaker 1: want I mean, every you've always said that you have,
Speaker 1: like you're a natural athlete. That makes sense for you
Speaker 1: for sure? For sure? No, it does? It does it definitely.
Speaker 1: It just made me feel happy. Like but then it's like,
Speaker 1: if I'm not in shape or if I'm not feeling athletic,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's there your potential. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: goshas sixties six percent chance to not have dimples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so there are all these reports about like what your
Speaker 1: likelihood is of like having these different things. Um, I
Speaker 1: want to go through all dimples I have. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have sixties percent chance I don't have dimples. Well, you're right,
Speaker 1: twenty three I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing
Speaker 1: it in that I'm not adorable. Um, cleft chin. These
Speaker 1: are all genetic things apparently, Um, chance you do not
Speaker 1: have a cleft chin. Well, they're right, I do not
Speaker 1: have one might chance that never had Dan druff? Who
Speaker 1: knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have Dan Dreff.
Speaker 1: Did you get these reports for yourself? Andrew? I did
Speaker 1: I think there was. I had a stronger chance of
Speaker 1: having Dan druff, which I do have. Dandre he has
Speaker 1: a fifty fifty chance of dandruff. Yeah, so I got
Speaker 1: the bad fifty. Yeah. How do you take care of
Speaker 1: your Dan druff? Um? I let it run wild and
Speaker 1: see what happens. No, is it like a thing where
Speaker 1: you're like insecure about it? Like does it come down
Speaker 1: on your shoulders? Sometimes it used to. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: head and shoulders, it really does? Do you use head
Speaker 1: and shoulders? And I didn't know head and shoulders. I
Speaker 1: used because I use another product for hair loss, which
Speaker 1: says that actually this says early hair loss, not likely.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm old enough where it's late hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be honest with what they're meaning by that. You're
Speaker 1: not a young and you might dress like you're twenty two.
Speaker 1: But um yeah, let's not forget that's that was right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean obviously earlobe type. What about your ear lobe type?
Speaker 1: Because I always knew that this was a genetic predisposition,
Speaker 1: was like, if your ear lobes are connected to your
Speaker 1: head or not at the bottom, minor detached or no? No, no,
Speaker 1: they're connected. Let me see this. Hold on, let me
Speaker 1: go to this. Yeah, no, your notes are not connected.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not connected. No, that's a dangling like will
Speaker 1: you just let go of it for a second. Hold on,
Speaker 1: will you just flick it? Let me see what the
Speaker 1: kind of emotion we got there? Yeah, yours are detached? Mine? Oh?
Speaker 1: Minor attached? As fuck? What I've never even noticed? You
Speaker 1: never noticed? Look at interesting? It goes right down. There's
Speaker 1: no like they're attached. I'm very proud of my attached
Speaker 1: your lips, I love them so much. It's my favorite,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about myself. But my three
Speaker 1: me reports said that I'm likely to have detached ear lobes,
Speaker 1: so I am beating the odds. I I had a
Speaker 1: chance of having these ears, and I got them. Baby,
Speaker 1: I gotta your ear wax type? Um, mine is so
Speaker 1: chance that I have wet, sticky ear wax? Well you
Speaker 1: nailed it, uh. I do I think Asian people have dry,
Speaker 1: flaky ear wax. I think it's more crumbly and dry.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I heard, and it makes sense because
Speaker 1: I don't have any um. None of my ancestors are
Speaker 1: from that area. But my ear wax. I wish they
Speaker 1: would have given me like a report about how much
Speaker 1: i'd have, because I produce so much. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's like this should be of my body. Is ear wax,
Speaker 1: because that is how much I have. But it is
Speaker 1: wet and sticky and orange. It looks like carrots you
Speaker 1: can find. Maybe you need to break up with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend and v also has wet ear wax, because that
Speaker 1: will be just too much that our child will just
Speaker 1: be using wax and all over the place. That one
Speaker 1: Mary Jo Museum or oh yeah, Madam Tussods. Yea, our
Speaker 1: child will just be twist sculpture. Um what about eye color?
Speaker 1: Did they nail it for you? Actually? Yeah, I said
Speaker 1: I'm likely to have blue or green and your boys
Speaker 1: got hazel. So that's uh yeah, what percentage? It doesn't
Speaker 1: have percentage on my stuff. See, it's just like because
Speaker 1: my my sister and I definitely have different genetics because
Speaker 1: my sister's eyes are brown and mindset, I have a
Speaker 1: less than one percent chance of brown eyes. And it
Speaker 1: said it nailed it for me chance of blue eyes.
Speaker 1: Um so, and then what about finger length ratio? This
Speaker 1: was something I read about that if your ring finger
Speaker 1: is longer than your index finger, you're more likely to
Speaker 1: be a lesbian. Or maybe was your ring finger. Maybe
Speaker 1: it is the other one, my ring Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me look it up because there was like a
Speaker 1: thing going around on TikTok ring finger ring finger point lesbian.
Speaker 1: Let me just type this in because for a while
Speaker 1: I send it to all my friends and it kind
Speaker 1: of depends on how you hold your hand. Um, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a This is in the BBC. Length of ring
Speaker 1: and index fingers are linked to sexuality. Women whose left
Speaker 1: index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely
Speaker 1: to be lesbians. A studies suggests my left hand they
Speaker 1: are exactly the same length, So I think i'm um scientists.
Speaker 1: Specially with the fingers of eighteen pairs of female identical
Speaker 1: twins where one was straight in the other gay. On average,
Speaker 1: the lesbians but not the straight twins had different sized
Speaker 1: index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only
Speaker 1: on the left hand. So yeah, exactly typically a male trait.
Speaker 1: Um it said, I have a six percent chance my
Speaker 1: ring finger is longer than my index finger. It is
Speaker 1: slightly longer, slightly longer, but almost the exactly the same size. Freckles.
Speaker 1: Did you have a report A boy? Your freckles little
Speaker 1: freckling is But I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean I used to have more as a kid.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I have a seventy percent chance that I
Speaker 1: have few, if any freckles. Um hair photo bleaching. I
Speaker 1: did not understand this chance that you will experience hair
Speaker 1: photo bleaching. What does that mean I have a less
Speaker 1: likely chance to experience this. I don't know photo bleaching.
Speaker 1: It I think is that when basking in the warmth
Speaker 1: of a sunny day is one way to lighten your
Speaker 1: mood and your hair. Photo bleaching is what happens when
Speaker 1: hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun. That, yeah,
Speaker 1: my hair turns gray air. I think, Um, yes, I
Speaker 1: do experience hair photo bleaching because I used to get
Speaker 1: like white hair after the summer. So that's correct hair texture.
Speaker 1: Um it nailed it from me. Chance of slightly wavy hair.
Speaker 1: That is definitely my hair slightly wavy. What about yours?
Speaker 1: I know, I think, why don't you pull up your report?
Speaker 1: What are we doing here? Let's go to break and
Speaker 1: come back with more about Andrew's hair texture right after
Speaker 1: this when he gets this report pulled up. Okay, we're back, Andrew,
Speaker 1: Um is gonna you have wavy hair. It predicted that,
Speaker 1: let's say, what like really quickly newborn hair. It's it
Speaker 1: predicted that I had little or no hair at birth,
Speaker 1: which is I I don't even remember. But that's so
Speaker 1: cool that I could know that. It also predicts the
Speaker 1: chances that you have red hair. I have a one
Speaker 1: percent chance of having red hair. I only have it
Speaker 1: on my asshole, So it was right. Um the skin pigmentation,
Speaker 1: um it definitely got it right. I have thtce of
Speaker 1: very fair skin and then chance of moderately fair. So
Speaker 1: I am a whitey white white bitch. Um uh sixty
Speaker 1: chance I have stretch marks. I don't have stretch marks,
Speaker 1: So it got that wrong. I am a goddess. Toe
Speaker 1: length ratio um chance that you have a longer big toe,
Speaker 1: um and percent chance that my long I have a
Speaker 1: longer big toe. Percent chance that I have a longer
Speaker 1: second toe. My second toe is longer. I beat the
Speaker 1: odds predicts a u a brow. If you have a
Speaker 1: uni brow percent chance I do not have a uni brow.
Speaker 1: I do not. There's a forty two ship. I like
Speaker 1: how they phrase this. Chance you have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a uni brow is being delicate. You have a
Speaker 1: little bit of one, A little bit of one that
Speaker 1: comes a lot a widow's peak. Do you have a
Speaker 1: widows speak chance? I don't have one. Well, you got
Speaker 1: deep tracks too that are accentuating that. I can't tell
Speaker 1: if that was actually your hairline before or if you
Speaker 1: ever seated on the sides creating one. I have a
Speaker 1: hair which my wife wish she was a widow having
Speaker 1: fun where it talk about taste and smell. It smells
Speaker 1: like if you. It says I'm likely to smell asparagus
Speaker 1: in p which isn't true. I can't smell it. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'm beating the odds there. I likely that I
Speaker 1: can taste bitter cilantro taste aversion. I would love to
Speaker 1: see Noah's report for this, because she hates cilantro. She
Speaker 1: tastes soap, and I have a slightly higher odds of
Speaker 1: disliking cilantro. But I love cilantro. It is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite flavors. So that's um. I beat the odds
Speaker 1: for that. This is crazy ice cream flavor preference. I'm
Speaker 1: more likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla, and god damn
Speaker 1: are they right. I don't understand people who would ever
Speaker 1: prefer vanilla over chocolate. I know vanilla is a taste
Speaker 1: and that it isn't the lack of like some people
Speaker 1: associate vanilla with like plain No, vanilla is a specific taste.
Speaker 1: What would you like? What do you like more? It
Speaker 1: tells me that I'm more likely to like chocolate, but
Speaker 1: I am. Um, I would say I lean more to vanilla. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna yeah, I like it if you want
Speaker 1: to do, but you get no topping. No, you get
Speaker 1: no topping. You just get a bowl of ice cream.
Speaker 1: You were gonna go vanilla over chocolate because I like
Speaker 1: a vanilla shake over a chocolate shake. WHOA, I am
Speaker 1: blown away? Okay, sweet versus salty? What did it say
Speaker 1: for you? It's right under ice cream. For me, it
Speaker 1: says I likely prefer sweet, and they are correct, sir
Speaker 1: um salty for me. That's why I guess you know,
Speaker 1: to go down? They do? They say, they say, Nikki,
Speaker 1: the combination of your genetics and other factors make you
Speaker 1: likely to prefer sweet sex. So they take everyone's results
Speaker 1: and then they put them against each other, and then
Speaker 1: based on surveys they do they can determine, um, what
Speaker 1: you like. And so they nailed it for me, and
Speaker 1: then I really loved this. Then they do. There's a
Speaker 1: whole section called weird and Wonderful, and there's eleven different traits.
Speaker 1: Um there the thing um. First of all, I just
Speaker 1: want to say that it is I says I'm less
Speaker 1: likely than average to have a bunyan, And boy, is
Speaker 1: that off fear of heights. I'm more likely than average
Speaker 1: to be afraid of heights. That is true, I am
Speaker 1: less likely to have a fear of public speaking. That
Speaker 1: is not true. I had a huge fear of it.
Speaker 1: I had to conquer it. Flat feet, I am less
Speaker 1: likely to have flat feet. I do not have flat feet.
Speaker 1: Um that is correct, less likely to have thick care
Speaker 1: Fuck you twenty three and me. You're right on that one.
Speaker 1: Ms aphonia. I am more likely to hate chewing sounds.
Speaker 1: That is true. I don't. I don't. I like some
Speaker 1: of them. The only ones I can't stand are my mom.
Speaker 1: She choose with her mouth clothes, but her jaw cracks
Speaker 1: in a way that discuss me. Mosquito bite frequency, well,
Speaker 1: this just came out last week that that your smell,
Speaker 1: and you're like, if you have this certain kind of
Speaker 1: chemical in your skin, mosquitoes are more likely to bite you.
Speaker 1: And I am likely to be bitten more often than others.
Speaker 1: I actually, as a kid, got bitten a lot, and
Speaker 1: I don't anymore. I do think it's because of a
Speaker 1: vegan diet. That's when I felt the shift um motion sickness,
Speaker 1: I'm more likely to experience most sickness. I do not
Speaker 1: feel like that is true for me. Photo Photic sneeze reflects.
Speaker 1: That means when you see a light you might sneeze.
Speaker 1: I am likely to not have that, and a wake
Speaker 1: up time. What is your wake up time? It gives
Speaker 1: you or likely to wake up around uhifty six years old?
Speaker 1: It's everything works out, am, Why what are you yeah?
Speaker 1: Which is so early? I would love if they said
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But then the really interesting one, which we're
Speaker 1: going to test out is ability to match musical pitch.
Speaker 1: I have about a chance of being able to match
Speaker 1: a musical pitch. I don't really understand exactly what this means.
Speaker 1: If you hear a music note, musical note, can you
Speaker 1: sing it back while matching pitch comes natch? Oh, this
Speaker 1: is just being if you have good pitch or not.
Speaker 1: So Noah, give us notes and then um, we'll go
Speaker 1: back and forth and try to match them. And really
Speaker 1: the only way to determine if we're right is based
Speaker 1: on the other people who are hearing it in our listeners.
Speaker 1: So listeners will see what is your musical pitch likelihood? Well,
Speaker 1: I believe, so we'll see what happens. Let's see what
Speaker 1: it is. I have a feeling that you have a
Speaker 1: pretty good pitch based on I think I get here. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can say it's like the same way.
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, so I don't know, babe. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let's let's try it out. No, will you give us,
Speaker 1: um some pitches? Okay, let me give you all right.
Speaker 1: This guy falls down a well, his dog saves him,
Speaker 1: and I think it will be great. Let's buy twelve episodes. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, Andrew, you go first, so she'll give you
Speaker 1: a note and then you have to match it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ben fail, I can't get that high. Let's do it again. Okay,
Speaker 1: not do it to a different note. I'll just bring
Speaker 1: out my guitar. Hold one. You should get out your guitar. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's here perfectly to Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: match this wrong? Wrong? You know? Because I can. I
Speaker 1: think I have a good fetch m a little higher,
Speaker 1: but it's on the same What do you do an
Speaker 1: open like g string or something? Okay, I'm serious, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you're off. Bessie's were right to us and tell us
Speaker 1: what because I really can't tell. But I think I'm right,
Speaker 1: but I always do. Okay, all right, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm right. Okay, final thought, Um, a couple more. This
Speaker 1: is fun, okay, give me you got that one right?
Speaker 1: That was good? That was good. Hit. The higher ones
Speaker 1: are tough. Okay, well let's try to make your one again,
Speaker 1: the lumber one you before you funked up? Okay, well
Speaker 1: more time, got it, got it, got it? Good job,
Speaker 1: keep trying, no chop. Yeah yeah, I don't, don't you.
Speaker 1: But I really loved learning all this weird stuff and
Speaker 1: just like seeing like if if my you know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you exactly what you are, but what it
Speaker 1: does is like it makes you look at the things
Speaker 1: that you do have and you go, oh, did I
Speaker 1: beat the odds or was I predictable? And what I
Speaker 1: came out? And it doesn't it makes you feel seen.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was so seen and I think
Speaker 1: you were too when I looked at your results that
Speaker 1: I can't flush alcohol and it says you can't either,
Speaker 1: and it explains why our hangovers were so bad and
Speaker 1: why we probably quit drinking because we were really yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: neither one of us flush. Was like when your face
Speaker 1: gets really red. Oh no, I'm thinking, like you flush
Speaker 1: it out of your system? Oh? Really, well, which one
Speaker 1: is it? Because I did see that trade. I don't
Speaker 1: know where's that I want to find that damn it
Speaker 1: you know means I feel like that's what it was.
Speaker 1: But maybe I'm wrong here. Let me see unlikely to flush.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this mine. Based on your gennet, you
Speaker 1: are unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol. People with your
Speaker 1: genets can typically process alcohol normally. As a result, they
Speaker 1: don't tend to flush bright red in the face or experience.
Speaker 1: See this is another Asian thing. Asians. People with Asian
Speaker 1: heritage often get really red when they drink. I like
Speaker 1: how You're like, we don't flush it out of our systems.
Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder if this would predict if
Speaker 1: I'd likely to flush the toilet, because I forget to
Speaker 1: flush the toilet all the time. It's like a damn
Speaker 1: in there. No living was if I pee, like I
Speaker 1: don't flush? What if I'm living by myself. I don't
Speaker 1: care to pee on top of my pa, my pa
Speaker 1: unless it's like bright yellow. I don't think it smells bad.
Speaker 1: But also I don't smell asparagus p even though twenty
Speaker 1: three me things that I would um, I I never
Speaker 1: I always forget to flush the toilet. I often also
Speaker 1: miss the toilet paper going into the toilet like I
Speaker 1: I backhand it behind me and it doesn't hit in
Speaker 1: the bowl, and sometimes the toilet just on the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say the time I don't. That's our show
Speaker 1: for today. Thanks for joining us. Thank you to twenty
Speaker 1: three and me for looking us up with all these
Speaker 1: fun fascinating trace above. If I if there's poop on it,
Speaker 1: I will definitely get it in because I'm like cognizant.
Speaker 1: But if it's p and it's just like, I just
Speaker 1: kind of like toss it And a lot of times
Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. When I used to live with
Speaker 1: Kirsten and our house on Tennessee Street, College, she had
Speaker 1: like a meeting. She's like, who is not putting the
Speaker 1: toilet over? And I was just like, I never admitted it,
Speaker 1: but it was me, Kerson. If you're listening, it was me.
Speaker 1: It was me all time. Alright, guys, it's me. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm the culprit. It's p Thank you for listening. Don't
Speaker 1: be Jack the lantern for you perfect. I'm not that great.
Speaker 1: And that's it. On another dope show, did this episode
Speaker 1: inspire you to take a closer look at your health history,
Speaker 1: your genetic makeup? Who new DNA could reveal so much
Speaker 1: about our past, while also holding the keys to certain
Speaker 1: health insights that may impact our future. I continue to
Speaker 1: be inspired by these stories, and I hope you do
Speaker 1: as well. Catch you next time. Listen to Spit, an
Speaker 1: original podcast from I Heart Radio and twenty three in
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