WEBVTT - The Nikki Glaser Podcast: Spitballing w/ 23andMe 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:06.560 Have you ever thought about how incredibly complex I spit is. 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:11.280 It may only be water, but just aliva isn't simple. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:16.239 That remaining one percent holds incredibly meaningful information that could 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.400 change everything. And I'm not just talking about your family 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:24.000 treat ha. I'm Barret day Thurston and on this season 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.520 of Spit and I Heart Radio podcast with twenty three 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:30.480 and Me, we explore how DNA isn't just about ancestry, 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:37.440 it can also be key to understanding your health. Hello, Hello, 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:41.519 and welcome back. On today's episode, we've got comedian and 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:45.800 infamous roaster Nicky Glazer, host of the Very Funny Nicki 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:49.880 Glazer Podcast. Nikki and her co host Andrew recently took 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.120 a twenty three and Me test and are here to 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.120 share what they learned in their reports, and honestly, they 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.800 might be having a little too much fun with it. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.480 There's so much that Nicki and Andrew didn't know about 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.120 their jeanete and all the incredible things you can learn. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.120 Of course, there's all the amazing insights on your health 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.800 and ancestry, but what really blew their minds was the 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.440 nitty gritty, from what types of ear lobes you have 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:14.240 to your preference for vanilla versus chocolate ice cream. Nicki 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.200 and Andrew get into it all with their patented brand 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:21.520 of brutal honesty. More importantly, for Nikki, the real takeaways 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:25.080 were in her health reports. The information she learned will 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.120 definitely play a factor in her future decision making, whether 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.360 it's taking your reports to a doctor for more insight, 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:34.319 adjusting your diet, or both. There's a lot to take away. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.160 And speaking of diets, if you're a listener to the show, 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.319 it's no secret that dieting has always been important to Nikki, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.000 and seeing as she was predisposed to weigh six percent 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.760 less than average, was definitely a positive takeaway. As Nikki 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.760 puts it, learning all these incredible things about yourself from 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.680 your DNA really makes you feel seen. Finally, seeing that 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.800 both Nikki and Andrew have a fifty chance at matching 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:02.960 a musical pitch, they had to test it. Nikki even 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.480 breaks out a guitar to check andrew skills. Do you 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.519 think he nailed it? Let's listen in and find out. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:24.400 The Nikki Glazer Podcast Nicky Gazer, here's Nikki. Hello, welcome 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.959 to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.400 I am joined by Andrew, Colin and Noah in Arizona, 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:36.880 Andrews in St. Louis. I'm in Los Angeles. Today's episode 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.120 is a special one brought to you by us, but 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.840 through UM three and me. Andrew and I both did 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.480 UH and me reports which we got sent these like 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.880 kids that just come in the mailbox, not even like 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.919 especially I didn't have to go to the package room. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.080 UM and you open it up and you just spit 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.400 into a two and then you seal it up and 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:06.720 then you send it back. It was, I mean, honestly, 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.160 one of the easiest things I've ever done. I thought 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:11.040 it was going to be a lot more swabbing happening. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.480 And I will say that there was a piece of 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:18.800 carrot that was in my spit from when I had 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.239 been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.480 I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.920 A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.120 So I did get the report back. I'm seventy rabbit 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:33.760 and so I think that was you know, I think 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.839 the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.800 seem to mind. Yeah, that you're going to be a ginger. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:47.320 I saw, yeah, it was, I did. I did was. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.200 I was like, these people have seen it all like 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.640 there was a little bit of like tint to my 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.880 my spit. I was like, they're gonna be I know, 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.720 they don't care. They've steened it all over at twenty 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.320 three and me. But I spit in that tube. I 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.440 mean it's fairly easy to do. You got a you know, 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.280 I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:14.240 just like trying to make your own lube. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.960 I just been in the box and just they can't. Yeah, 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:23.800 eventually you ever done one before one of these toys? No, 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:25.960 my little brother did. So I figured if we had 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:29.120 the same parents, it was going to be close. Uh. Yes, 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:34.200 turns out the parents Yeah, yeah, we found out his 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.880 dad and mom were different. Yeah he was. He was milkman. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.040 I that was always the person that your mom banged 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:46.839 instead of your dad. Was the milkman. How like different, 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.000 Like there was no bumble, no tinder, So you have 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:55.080 to have sex with the milkman like that. The pharmacist, 0:04:55.120 --> 0:05:00.640 the locals shot doctor. Yeah, um so yeah, I just 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.640 sent that off and then got and now with this thing. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.480 I thought it was, you know, the old twenty three 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.320 of me. My dad also got one report before, and 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.160 so we got to kind of see our ancestry report, 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.800 and it was pretty much what we had guessed. It 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.520 was very Irish, very German, um a little bit of 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.000 h I had a little bit of Scandinavian and French 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.359 in me, which I was excited about. But then now 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.520 there's just so many more things that you can find out. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:34.280 Um on the rear Targerian Targerian dragons, Well it is. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.920 I couldn't really say you were trying to save yourself, like, no, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.640 I knew exactly what you were going for. I was 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.919 just gonna let you dig your own grave. Yeah it 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.359 feels like I feels like a dragon just death. But 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:53.400 it's anyways. My dad had gotten it and shared as results. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.640 But I was always like, oh, I guess I don't 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.280 need to do it. But now that there's so much 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.880 more that they can find out for you, um, there's 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.040 like all of the it's like you get a whole 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:08.680 health report that has your traits things physical features, uh like, 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.000 and just like also health things that you should know 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.320 about that you might be more likely to have in 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.160 your life and maybe pass on to your children if 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:18.320 you have them. And I just wanted to go over 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:22.479 our results because some of them are pretty hilarious and 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.680 and I just want to break it all down, um, 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:29.240 in terms of like my UM health, I was I 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.960 lucked out. I'm pretty healthy person. I don't have many 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:36.240 like um, the things that they were alerting me about. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.880 But you know, you can find out stuff that really 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.120 could affect your health later in life, or like your 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.960 family's health later in life, things you're presupposed to genetically. Um. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:50.760 I have a likelihood, I found out of developing type 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:54.000 two diabetes. That's the kind that you're like, you can develop. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.920 I don't really know the difference between the two, but 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.040 I guess I should now because I have a likelihood 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.600 of developing type two diabetes. And it said that that 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.719 likelihood would start between the ages of thirty eight and 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.920 eighty and I just like that. I was like, did 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.880 they choose thirty eight because I am thirty eight. They're like, 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.240 you don't even get a year before you start worrying 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.440 about this ship, bitch. Uh. I like they were watching 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:19.400 in real time happen, Like it's it's starting, Like I 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.280 could see the Type two in you. For sure, I 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:25.640 could see it. It's like, it's like, this is the start, 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.760 this is the start of a whole new life instead 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.400 of buying a sports car. You're like, I got type 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:34.880 two diabetes. That's my midlife crisis. Um, what starts at 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.400 thirty eight in your life? That's the only thing that 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.400 I've ever seen where that the that is the marker. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:45.160 And I'm like, why it would be much nicer to 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.120 be like if it were you know, I was it 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:48.840 was thirty six, and I'd be like, Okay, I'm two 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.240 years in. I've already like escaped it. It's like, note, 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.440 this is worrying about this now. So that's something I 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.240 can be on the alert up because I didn't. I 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.800 really didn't know that about myself at all, and I 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.920 would have assumed that was not prone to because I 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.360 just I don't really I don't really know my family's 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.400 health history as much as I should. And I think 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.240 this gives me a little bit more insight into that. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.480 I also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.400 that um, I found out if I mate with someone 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.800 who also has another variant of this, we could pass 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:24.280 on the m C a D deficiency. It sounds really scary. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.880 I was like, Oh my god, what is this and 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.320 what it is is um if we both if I 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:33.400 mate with someone who also has this rare variant UM 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.559 that our kid could get this and what the what 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.520 the symptoms are? I was like, Oh no, what is 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.400 it gonna be? Like it has like a golf ball 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:44.120 head or you know, like their arms don't disconnect from 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:47.240 their torso, or they have a claw feet or something, 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.599 which are all like things that are you know, I 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.280 want to say this with no judgment if you are 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.120 someone that carries those things or if you know someone 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.200 that I'm just saying, those are possible genetic deformities that 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:58.920 you can have if you mate with someone that also 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.640 if you like happen if I in the person that 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.839 matches with you, but mine is, I was like, Oh, 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.000 what's this gonna be. I gotta get Chris tested if 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.600 we want to have kids, like I don't want our 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.839 kid to like have something that affects them. And the 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.520 symptoms of this deficiency are our kid would just get 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:26.040 dizzy spells if he ever fast it does it he doesn't, 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.240 so our kid. I'm like, Chris, if we made we 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.680 gotta make sure our kid does not do intermittent fasting. 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.160 We gotta keep him away from the Joe Rogan podcast. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.200 He can't listen to that, Like it's just such a 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:44.840 funny like you yeah, yeah, he can't do UFC biting 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:49.480 because he might get a little bit lightheaded and it's um, 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:54.839 yeah exactly. He cannot be Muslim. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.360 gonna it's gonna be a tough life for him. I 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.320 saw this report and it was like, you know, there's 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.640 like a um a, no, we're definitely having a boy. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.840 Are you kidding me? That's part of my report? Um, 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.680 I must have a boy. No. On the on the report, 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.520 it had like a exclamation point of like make sure 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.440 you see this, don't miss this, And I'm like, what 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.640 kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating? Like I mean, 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.960 I just feel like it was just a really funny trait. Um. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.679 But they give you other stuff too. I was just 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.000 lucky to have like none of those other ones. Did 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.360 you have any of like the health ones Andrew that 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.880 were like red flags, I'm gonna have a lisp and 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.840 not be able to pronounce tarians not real, but you 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:41.440 know what that it's not a real one, but no, 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:44.480 I had nothing really like jump out at me because 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.480 I am a bit of a hypochondriac, so I was 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:51.600 a little worried about learning genetic disposition or whatever like 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.640 our predisposition. I don't know if I want to know 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.800 these things, like part of me would like to be 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:58.880 kept in the dark, but I get it, like if 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.480 I think you have a sponsibility if it's out there 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.240 to know it, and yeah, it's especially a lot of 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.320 these things are just variants that you have on your 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.480 genetic so they won't display in a child unless you 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.200 mate with someone who also has the same one, like 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.000 the chances. So if you do have this thing, you 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.280 can get your partner tested and then if they're in 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.440 the clear, then you don't have a chance of passing 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.360 this trade down onto a child. And your kid can 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.960 stand up quickly after fasting and not get dizzy it off, 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.079 and if they do have to trade, it's an easy 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.200 out if you don't really want to be with them anyways. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.439 So listen, I don't want my daughter to be dizzy 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.920 when she gets intorectic and never really someday because I 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.520 passed it down to her from just you know, more 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:43.760 nurture than nature. Um, so I you didn't have anyone 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.640 that said I thought you were going to be no 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.600 offense riddled with these things like it just seems like 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.880 you don't even have like a likelihood of diabetes. Like 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.760 how did I get that? I don't know. I guess 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:59.960 you the carrot was in there. Uh, maybe it was 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.720 to tell your girlfriend, like, it's not you, it's twenty 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:13.480 three in me. That's hilarious. It is an easy way 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:25.200 you're having other women. No, babe, it's a genetic test. Um. Yeah, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:29.080 so what else? I like, I went through the traits, Like, 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.280 so you go into health and traits and you see 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:35.240 you get this whole report and you get to see, um, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.600 there's this one part. Let me just go to it 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:43.360 real quick. Traits. You're more likely to drink less caffeine, 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:48.320 which is yes, a month ago, I would say this 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:52.320 is crazy, but Andrew. Andrew was shocked by the amount 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.400 of caffeine I consume. I really don't respond to caffeine 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.160 that much. It found that I'm less, I'm more likely 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.120 to dress drink less caffeine is my body doesn't respond 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.800 to caffeine like other people do. Um, which is what 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.320 they found in my report. And it actually checks out. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.240 And I wouldn't have known this had I not quit 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:12.520 caffeine recently, although my my decaf coffee intake has has 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:17.160 remained the same amount as it was before I quit caffeine. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.720 So what I'm craving is not the caffeine, and what 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.320 I'm craving is the ritual of getting coffee and having 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.319 this warm, like latte drink. It wasn't about the caffeine 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.360 at all. I got a little bit of like caffeine headaches, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.959 but it was not anywhere compared to what I thought 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.360 it was going to be and what I read about 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.560 when people quit caffeine. And yeah, so that actually like 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.840 totally checked out. I was shocked to see that in 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.520 my report. And then at the same time, I was 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.840 weaning off caffeine and I found that, Um, I still 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.199 drink as much coffee, it's just all decaffe So I'm 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:51.719 not craving the caffeine. And it was right about that. Um, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.680 I like this one. You're predisposed to weigh six percent 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.960 less than the average. I just I love a percentage 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.520 in anything, you know, Like it's just yeah, it says 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:07.160 I'm predspposed to weigh six percent less than average. It's 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.880 like you're going to be you could be kind of skinny. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.800 You don't even expect it. I don't say that that 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.960 is dead on. I'm about I think that it actually 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.600 did help me because I have been so obsessed with 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.160 part of my life has been like dieting and staying 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.720 underweight so much of my life, and like from the 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:27.880 time that I was even I never made it to 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.480 like what my body is supposed to be it as 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.040 an adult before I was starving myself, so I never 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.800 really knew. I was just always so scared that it 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.160 was going to go over that I was always starving myself. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.120 But really, I'm if I just let my body do 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.800 its thing, I'm going and eat like a normal person, 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:48.240 I will I will be on average. I bet, I guess. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.080 I guess six percent less, way six percent less than 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.320 most people, which is like it makes sense. My dad 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:57.680 is like this lanky build and that was interesting to read. Um, 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:02.240 my genetic mescle competisition is rare in elite athletes. Well, 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.360 no fucking ships. They probably tested like the way I 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.920 closed the cap on the thing, and we're like, this 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:13.520 is not even all the way on. Yeah, I don't 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.840 so it's rare and okay, so you have Okay, that's in. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:22.880 My genetic muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah, 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.200 mine is in. Actually it's in. I have a body 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.720 of a guy that would be really good at sports apparently. Yes, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:31.760 I mean, but doesn't that make sense for you? Like, 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:35.280 doesn't didn't that feel so good to read? Yeah? It 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.240 made me actually work out the word elite athlete. If 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.280 this is a selling point to get guys to buy 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.760 this report, you can see if your muscle composition is 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:46.880 that of likely to be an elite athlete. I didn't 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.800 know that these things could tell you that. I mean, 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.800 I think, uh, I think it's right. I think I 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.320 definitely have it in my I just you can't think 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:59.640 it's right. This is science. It is right. But you 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.120 want I mean, every you've always said that you have, 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.920 like you're a natural athlete. That makes sense for you 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.240 for sure? For sure? No, it does? It does it definitely. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.280 It just made me feel happy. Like but then it's like, 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.960 if I'm not in shape or if I'm not feeling athletic, 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:18.840 I'm like, well, it's there your potential. Yeah exactly, Yeah, 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:25.800 goshas sixties six percent chance to not have dimples. Yeah, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.080 so there are all these reports about like what your 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:32.800 likelihood is of like having these different things. Um, I 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.880 want to go through all dimples I have. Yeah, I 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:38.400 have sixties percent chance I don't have dimples. Well, you're right, 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.080 twenty three I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:50.560 it in that I'm not adorable. Um, cleft chin. These 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:55.720 are all genetic things apparently, Um, chance you do not 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.680 have a cleft chin. Well, they're right, I do not 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:01.240 have one might chance that never had Dan druff? Who 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.280 knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have Dan Dreff. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.080 Did you get these reports for yourself? Andrew? I did 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.919 I think there was. I had a stronger chance of 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.479 having Dan druff, which I do have. Dandre he has 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:14.960 a fifty fifty chance of dandruff. Yeah, so I got 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.359 the bad fifty. Yeah. How do you take care of 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.960 your Dan druff? Um? I let it run wild and 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.760 see what happens. No, is it like a thing where 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.080 you're like insecure about it? Like does it come down 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:32.400 on your shoulders? Sometimes it used to. I mean, yeah, 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.200 head and shoulders, it really does? Do you use head 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:40.199 and shoulders? And I didn't know head and shoulders. I 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:44.000 used because I use another product for hair loss, which 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:48.879 says that actually this says early hair loss, not likely. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.520 I guess I'm old enough where it's late hair. Yeah, 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.960 let's be honest with what they're meaning by that. You're 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.480 not a young and you might dress like you're twenty two. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:10.440 But um yeah, let's not forget that's that was right? Yeah, 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:14.120 I mean obviously earlobe type. What about your ear lobe type? 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.399 Because I always knew that this was a genetic predisposition, 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:19.600 was like, if your ear lobes are connected to your 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:23.600 head or not at the bottom, minor detached or no? No, no, 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:26.840 they're connected. Let me see this. Hold on, let me 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:30.080 go to this. Yeah, no, your notes are not connected. 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.480 Oh that's not connected. No, that's a dangling like will 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.280 you just let go of it for a second. Hold on, 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.119 will you just flick it? Let me see what the 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:44.560 kind of emotion we got there? Yeah, yours are detached? Mine? Oh? 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:47.520 Minor attached? As fuck? What I've never even noticed? You 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.440 never noticed? Look at interesting? It goes right down. There's 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:55.600 no like they're attached. I'm very proud of my attached 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:57.639 your lips, I love them so much. It's my favorite, 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.320 one of my favorite things about myself. But my three 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.800 me reports said that I'm likely to have detached ear lobes, 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.240 so I am beating the odds. I I had a 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.040 chance of having these ears, and I got them. Baby, 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:15.399 I gotta your ear wax type? Um, mine is so 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:19.520 chance that I have wet, sticky ear wax? Well you 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:24.399 nailed it, uh. I do I think Asian people have dry, 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.960 flaky ear wax. I think it's more crumbly and dry. 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.200 That's the thing I heard, and it makes sense because 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:33.520 I don't have any um. None of my ancestors are 0:19:33.640 --> 0:19:36.560 from that area. But my ear wax. I wish they 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.840 would have given me like a report about how much 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:42.520 i'd have, because I produce so much. I feel like 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:46.119 it's like this should be of my body. Is ear wax, 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:48.240 because that is how much I have. But it is 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:52.040 wet and sticky and orange. It looks like carrots you 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.280 can find. Maybe you need to break up with your 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:56.480 boyfriend and v also has wet ear wax, because that 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:59.080 will be just too much that our child will just 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:03.520 be using wax and all over the place. That one 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:09.720 Mary Jo Museum or oh yeah, Madam Tussods. Yea, our 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:19.399 child will just be twist sculpture. Um what about eye color? 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.840 Did they nail it for you? Actually? Yeah, I said 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:23.800 I'm likely to have blue or green and your boys 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:28.840 got hazel. So that's uh yeah, what percentage? It doesn't 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:32.320 have percentage on my stuff. See, it's just like because 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:35.120 my my sister and I definitely have different genetics because 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:39.119 my sister's eyes are brown and mindset, I have a 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:43.720 less than one percent chance of brown eyes. And it 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:46.879 said it nailed it for me chance of blue eyes. 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:51.960 Um so, and then what about finger length ratio? This 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:55.080 was something I read about that if your ring finger 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:58.560 is longer than your index finger, you're more likely to 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.200 be a lesbian. Or maybe was your ring finger. Maybe 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:05.000 it is the other one, my ring Wait, hold on, 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:06.560 let me look it up because there was like a 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:12.120 thing going around on TikTok ring finger ring finger point lesbian. 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:13.800 Let me just type this in because for a while 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:16.800 I send it to all my friends and it kind 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:20.080 of depends on how you hold your hand. Um, oh yeah, 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.520 it's a This is in the BBC. Length of ring 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:26.480 and index fingers are linked to sexuality. Women whose left 0:21:26.480 --> 0:21:29.520 index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.720 to be lesbians. A studies suggests my left hand they 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:37.040 are exactly the same length, So I think i'm um scientists. 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:39.760 Specially with the fingers of eighteen pairs of female identical 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:42.399 twins where one was straight in the other gay. On average, 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:44.520 the lesbians but not the straight twins had different sized 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:47.119 index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:51.080 on the left hand. So yeah, exactly typically a male trait. 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:54.159 Um it said, I have a six percent chance my 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:56.919 ring finger is longer than my index finger. It is 0:21:57.080 --> 0:22:02.000 slightly longer, slightly longer, but almost the exactly the same size. Freckles. 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:04.600 Did you have a report A boy? Your freckles little 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:08.760 freckling is But I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy. 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:10.200 I mean I used to have more as a kid. 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.600 But yeah, I have a seventy percent chance that I 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:17.200 have few, if any freckles. Um hair photo bleaching. I 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:20.600 did not understand this chance that you will experience hair 0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:24.240 photo bleaching. What does that mean I have a less 0:22:24.320 --> 0:22:28.280 likely chance to experience this. I don't know photo bleaching. 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.679 It I think is that when basking in the warmth 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:32.439 of a sunny day is one way to lighten your 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:34.960 mood and your hair. Photo bleaching is what happens when 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:40.440 hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun. That, yeah, 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:44.040 my hair turns gray air. I think, Um, yes, I 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:47.960 do experience hair photo bleaching because I used to get 0:22:48.000 --> 0:22:53.120 like white hair after the summer. So that's correct hair texture. 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:57.440 Um it nailed it from me. Chance of slightly wavy hair. 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.720 That is definitely my hair slightly wavy. What about yours? 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:05.200