Speaker 1: Second date, up date, dear Brook and Jeffrey. This is
Speaker 1: an email that we got, so I'm just gonna read
Speaker 1: it for everybody. Dear Brook and Jeffrey, I'm mad at you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I matched with a super cute girl the other day
Speaker 1: and my date went horribly wrong and it's all your fault.
Speaker 3: Why this time?
Speaker 1: The least you can do is help me fix it
Speaker 1: and get me a second date. Signed Jeremy, who's on
Speaker 1: the phone right now, the complainer.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I mean.
Speaker 1: One of the nicer emails that we've gotten all week long.
Speaker 1: And I don't know any more detail than that, so
Speaker 1: let's just talk to him really quick.
Speaker 4: Jeremy, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, And first, I would like to apologize for whatever
Speaker 1: misleading or ignorant thing.
Speaker 4: Brooks said to purposely miss up your love life.
Speaker 1: She's gonna deny it deep down though she is very sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm not sorry, but I told you she denied it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're just coming at us so hard, Jeremy,
Speaker 3: telling us it's our fault your date went back.
Speaker 4: Why do you say the why is it our fault?
Speaker 5: Because the sky is blue? Owls exists, you know, because.
Speaker 4: It's just the reality of life. Can't argue with that
Speaker 4: type of logic. It is facts. We don't help you.
Speaker 3: All right, who'd you go out with Dana?
Speaker 4: Dana? Okay, okay? And how did you meet Dana?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, first of all, let me just say that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Well, let's send you guys all the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, we like you, that's all I had to say.
Speaker 4: We appreciate your sacrifice.
Speaker 5: Your sacrifice, and you guys are I've always kind of
Speaker 5: taken what you said to heart and really listened.
Speaker 1: And all right, well, in our defense, that's your mistake
Speaker 1: to keep going.
Speaker 4: Sometimes decent advice that here.
Speaker 5: So you guys are always pushing this whole thing about
Speaker 5: do an activity, do something?
Speaker 3: Okay, don't do just a bar for a first.
Speaker 5: A bar day. It's so cliche. It's this and that.
Speaker 5: It's so boring. And I took that to heart and
Speaker 5: and leading up to my date, all I can think
Speaker 5: about it, I couldn't get it out of my head,
Speaker 5: and I'm going crazy on what do we do?
Speaker 3: I mean, you're completely overthinking everything at this point.
Speaker 4: But you are thinking about something and that's a good thing.
Speaker 3: And you middle though, yeah, because you want to impress Dana.
Speaker 3: It sounds like.
Speaker 4: Going with the plans. So what did you end up doing?
Speaker 5: Well, let me say, I guess my apartment, and there's
Speaker 5: like a like a flyer. Okay, yeah, it's this Friday
Speaker 5: night bar golf bar golf. Yeah, it's like appeared to
Speaker 5: be interactive and unique, right, even us dressed like golfers.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's cool. That sounds like a fun day doing
Speaker 4: mini golf inside of a bar.
Speaker 5: Correct. And so we meet. I get there and it's
Speaker 5: not at all like the flyer suggested.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 5: So it's patch first of all, I mean, like to
Speaker 5: the point of it's not even fun like the bar,
Speaker 5: you know, like five deep, and it doesn't actually like
Speaker 5: involved golf per se. It's more like a like almost
Speaker 5: like a bar crawl, like the par number, and like
Speaker 5: each bar has its own special drink, right, So like
Speaker 5: bar one be like a shot at fireball. So that's
Speaker 5: like one like one point.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a par one because it takes one sip
Speaker 1: to drink one.
Speaker 3: It's a drinking game, it's not a golf game.
Speaker 5: And then like you know, you have a beer and
Speaker 5: it's you know, they have it mapped out to seven
Speaker 5: drink SIPs seven seer.
Speaker 4: That's fast.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you don't like, you don't have to
Speaker 3: do it. But they're so competitive.
Speaker 4: These guys are competitive.
Speaker 5: Look, guys, I know that you're laughing at this, but
Speaker 5: this is and was not uh many golf at a bar.
Speaker 5: It was get wasted.
Speaker 4: It's better than many golf at a bar.
Speaker 5: I was so disappointed. And the way it was all
Speaker 5: shut up, I get I got hammered.
Speaker 1: So you okay, well why did you do it?
Speaker 5: Not because I was there?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like I.
Speaker 3: Did she get hammered? Or was it just you wasted that?
Speaker 5: I wish I knew. This is what I remember. I
Speaker 5: remember seeing her at Bar four, okay, and then at
Speaker 5: that point I lost her. And the next thing I remember,
Speaker 5: I'm at Bar five and I'm I'm literally crying and
Speaker 5: some random dude is consoling me.
Speaker 3: Bar day.
Speaker 5: But here's but the last thing I do remember there
Speaker 5: she was Bar six.
Speaker 4: You kept going.
Speaker 5: With her and just kind of grabbed her arm, like
Speaker 5: where were you? Oh?
Speaker 3: I feel like she went to the bathroom and you
Speaker 3: ditched her or something and she ditched him.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, and I'm sorry, but I blame you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well we did a fun event, and we
Speaker 1: told you to do fun events. I accept one hundred
Speaker 1: responsibility for this steak disaster. Sties.
Speaker 4: It falls on us sometimes.
Speaker 3: No, you accepted responsibility.
Speaker 4: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: You should be were roadman.
Speaker 1: We are a team much like a bar golf team,
Speaker 1: all right, and we need to be there for our
Speaker 1: other team member, our listener, Jeremy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I will, because that sucks.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: What Jeremy really wants is a mulligan, which is golf
Speaker 1: speak for a duo.
Speaker 4: Oh right, that's what it is, Jeremy. You knew that.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Let's so here we go. We're gonna try and get
Speaker 4: you a mulligan. When we come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call your date Dana for you and try
Speaker 1: and get to a second date update right.
Speaker 4: After second date update golf themed bar crawl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Awesome idea for a fun night out. Probably not a
Speaker 1: great idea though, for a romantic first date.
Speaker 3: We're romantic or just a conscious first date? I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 4: The thing is.
Speaker 1: That's the activity Jeremy did on his date the other
Speaker 1: night with Dana.
Speaker 4: And it didn't go well, he golfed hard, which is
Speaker 4: one hundred percent our fault because we're always.
Speaker 1: Telling people it's good to be thoughtful and creative with
Speaker 1: your date night ideas. Don't just do a regular old
Speaker 1: restaurant or a bar and expect things to go amazing.
Speaker 3: Do eight bars and take multiple shots at each one.
Speaker 1: Jeremy took our advice to heart when he saw a
Speaker 1: flyer advertising this you know, golf bar event, and what
Speaker 1: happened got so shmammered.
Speaker 4: He lost his date.
Speaker 3: D Darning but the founder, and then lost her again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: as much as he can.
Speaker 1: Remember the night that he visualized in his mind. But
Speaker 1: we're hoping to make things right, fix our own mistakes,
Speaker 1: and we connect Jeremy with Dana on a much better,
Speaker 1: much more boring date night.
Speaker 4: Isn't that right?
Speaker 3: We're boring is probably good for him, Jeremy, Yeah, we
Speaker 3: didn't ask you. Have you texted or called to apologize
Speaker 3: for I.
Speaker 4: Don't know why he would do that. We're the ones
Speaker 4: who are calling to apologize.
Speaker 3: Have we texted?
Speaker 2: Jeff?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm text a couple of times like Hey, I'm
Speaker 5: just I can talk, Please give me a call kind
Speaker 5: of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants to hear let's let's says when she
Speaker 3: has something, but it's never a good message.
Speaker 1: No, But here's the thing. Maybe she doesn't even remember
Speaker 1: what happened that night the same way.
Speaker 4: That Jeremy does. And we're going to call her right
Speaker 4: now and find out. What if she's embarrassed, like, oh.
Speaker 3: No, that would be ideal.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it would be ideal.
Speaker 3: I doubt that that's the case, but it would be ideal.
Speaker 4: We're hoping.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: I'm in a Dillar number right now. Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 4: hoping that this is Dana.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is she.
Speaker 1: Hey Dana. Sorry for the awkward call that's about to
Speaker 1: happen right now. But you're on the radio with a
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning this morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: And we shouldn't even apologize. We should be like, congratulations
Speaker 1: on being on this segment called a second Date Update,
Speaker 1: because there's a listener of ours who is desperate to
Speaker 1: go on a date with you, desperate a strong word,
Speaker 1: who's very excited to see you again for another date night.
Speaker 4: Sorry for the D word.
Speaker 2: She's not talking say Jeremy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't say Jeremy.
Speaker 3: You didn't say his name.
Speaker 2: No, well, he's the only guy who've been out with
Speaker 2: for the past month or so.
Speaker 3: Well kind of impression did Jeremy leave quick question?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I mean, I don't even how can I
Speaker 2: even articulate what was like?
Speaker 1: Well, before you give us your recap, he did tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit about your guys date from the
Speaker 1: other night. He thought that you were going to go
Speaker 1: to a mini golf event in a bar, yeah.
Speaker 3: Where you'd play a little golf drink a little beer.
Speaker 1: But it turned out different than what he expected, and
Speaker 1: it was just a bar crawl with a golf themed scoring.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fun, it sounds fun, but very very intoxicated, dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he was. He got really competitive with it.
Speaker 4: You're saying, he's a man.
Speaker 2: Naturally. The crowd was really like hyping him up to
Speaker 2: you know, they were chanting Bertie.
Speaker 4: Bertie so that he would drink his drinks faster.
Speaker 3: What's a birdie again, It's like when you under it's
Speaker 3: one under.
Speaker 4: Par, one drink under par.
Speaker 3: So people were chanting him, encouraging him to drink faster, essentially.
Speaker 1: And you weren't chanting birdie at him, because that's what
Speaker 1: a supportive person would do.
Speaker 2: I mean, he was just starting to get sloppy. I
Speaker 2: was just growing very tired of the whole thing by.
Speaker 3: That point yourself. I'm curious about what happened between Bar
Speaker 3: four and Bar six.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: He said he lost you at Bar four and never
Speaker 1: even saw you at the next bar.
Speaker 2: That's not how I remember it, because I know at
Speaker 2: one point I was hanging out with other people because
Speaker 2: I was just over it, and I saw him and
Speaker 2: was purposely avoiding him.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he was just so wasted.
Speaker 4: What bar was that?
Speaker 2: I mean that was whichever one where he was crying.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the fifth bar maybe, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 3: He said he was trying to some guy because he
Speaker 3: thought he lost you and he was upset.
Speaker 1: The details helping, And then he said he was able
Speaker 1: to find you again though, at the next bar at
Speaker 1: Bar six, and he saw.
Speaker 4: You and he ran up to you and was like
Speaker 4: where were you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I mean he must have seen somebody that
Speaker 2: was dressed kind of similar to me, because that definitely
Speaker 2: was not me.
Speaker 1: You a stranger and shook him and we're like, hey,
Speaker 1: where where were you you?
Speaker 2: No? I had left by then, undone.
Speaker 4: What who was he shaking?
Speaker 2: Believe me, it was not me, because I distinctly remember
Speaker 2: getting an uber like in the middle of the fifth barah.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's a different version of the story than
Speaker 1: we heard slightly.
Speaker 3: How did this?
Speaker 4: We should probably let's uh.
Speaker 1: We should probably ask Jeremy about that, because he is
Speaker 1: on the other line right now listening Dana and wanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Can you listen to this whole thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 3: He needed to hear it.
Speaker 4: He didn't remember. Jeremy there, I'm here.
Speaker 5: Hey, Dana, so awkward, I know, I am. I am
Speaker 5: so sorry. I want to make sure that that have
Speaker 5: a clean play here. That the reason, the reason that
Speaker 5: I wanted you on this show is because this is
Speaker 5: their fault one hundred percent, one hundred percent, and I
Speaker 5: felt it.
Speaker 3: And I don't think she knows what you're saying. I
Speaker 3: don't think she listens to this show.
Speaker 4: Why are you saying that it's our fault? Jeremy tell her?
Speaker 5: So, Okay, I listened to the show all the time,
Speaker 5: and that always encouraging people like, Hey, when you go
Speaker 5: on on the date, your first date of whatever, don't
Speaker 5: know there's something cliche, don't just go to bar, don't
Speaker 5: a little restaurant, there's something unique whatever, blah blah blah,
Speaker 5: and so and I'm you know, I'm nervous as it
Speaker 5: is to meet you, and I've got this garbage in
Speaker 5: my head now from them, and so that's why that happened.
Speaker 5: Otherwise I would have made that decision. And I am sorry,
Speaker 5: but it's their fault. And by the way, they admitted.
Speaker 1: It before you got wowna.
Speaker 4: How does that make you feel? What do you think
Speaker 4: hearing that? I know we are sorry.
Speaker 2: Some people are just really impressionable, So it kind of
Speaker 2: makes sense to me, especially when it comes to dating,
Speaker 2: like you look to other people for advice.
Speaker 5: So you know, he was doing exactly.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, I mean, he's just maybe a victim
Speaker 3: of a lot of peer pressure, right. He was pressured
Speaker 3: into this date idea, he was pressured to drink all
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 4: By the crowd.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a sexy thing, but very impressionable.
Speaker 1: Jeremy, You've blamed us for pretty much everything that went
Speaker 1: wrong on your date night?
Speaker 4: Is there anything else you want from us?
Speaker 5: What I really want is for Brooke to apologize to you,
Speaker 5: right Dane.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but Brooke has
Speaker 1: actually already apologized to Jeremy earlier, and I think she
Speaker 1: is ready to apologize to you right now. We're going
Speaker 1: to back up and Brooke. God, remember Brooke, Remember this
Speaker 1: is not about you right now. This is about our listener,
Speaker 1: Jeremy and his dating life. It's not about how you
Speaker 1: come off looking during this phone call. I think you
Speaker 1: need to remind yourself you're insulting his date ideas without.
Speaker 5: Brooke, come on, Brooks, with all due respect, all you're
Speaker 5: illustrating to me are the ramifications of me following your advice.
Speaker 4: Yes, for a moment, apologize.
Speaker 3: He is right. I am very sorry that you went
Speaker 3: out with a man who can't think for himself. But
Speaker 3: I think he's going to change. Trust is intuition, trust
Speaker 3: is got, and go with what he thinks it's best.
Speaker 3: He might not listen to us ever again.
Speaker 1: Well, now with that sort of apology, it's out of
Speaker 1: our hands.
Speaker 3: It's as good as I got, and we're going.
Speaker 1: To ask you, Dana, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Jeremy one more time? A date that we would
Speaker 1: pay for but have zero other influence.
Speaker 4: In other things.
Speaker 2: I mean, as long as it's a more traditional date,
Speaker 2: no shots, no competition, I would be willing to give
Speaker 2: it one more try.
Speaker 5: Oh, Jeremy, that's awesome. It ended on a really good note.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to thank everyone involved in Dana. Thank you.
Speaker 5: I'll make it worth your while. We'll have a good
Speaker 5: time of promise. The one person I'm not going to
Speaker 5: actually I'm going to exclude from this apology is Brooke.
Speaker 3: Jerry, I hope you get another date, my man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooke, I'm kind of busy right now. I'm planning
Speaker 5: my next activity.
Speaker 4: You Frisbee?
Speaker 3: Next time.
Speaker 4: Better, Jeffrey in the morning, does you know what we
Speaker 4: totally missed there? What say? So hell bent on blaming
Speaker 4: us for the horrible night that he had?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why weren't you standing up for me?
Speaker 4: Ever, it's more funny along the side of entertaining.
Speaker 1: The thing was he totally glazed over the mystery girl
Speaker 1: that he was like talking to it bar number six.
Speaker 4: That wasn't his date. We never even got to it.
Speaker 3: Dude, he doesn't remember. I don't guarantee that mystery girl
Speaker 3: wanted nothing to do with him as well.
Speaker 1: I'm saying she was probably freaking out, like, who is
Speaker 1: this drunk guy acting like we're out on a date
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: I cannot believe he got another shot after that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not only after that, but also after not taking any
Speaker 3: responsibility for it.
Speaker 1: That's the power of an apology, Brooke. You should try
Speaker 1: it outside of the show.
Speaker 3: Somebody he didn't apologize, No, you did, Oh it was mine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, an apology can fix the world.
Speaker 3: Mine was so so real. Yeah, so sincere.
Speaker 4: Even a fake apology goes a long long way.
Speaker 3: To fake it till you make it situation.
Speaker 4: Never forget that, and never forget that.
Speaker 1: If you ever need help with your dating life, you
Speaker 1: can always email the show.
Speaker 4: We'll call that person
Speaker 3: Wasn't calling you back, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.