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Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties toy. I'm moving nine two

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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, I'm looking for rito. Yes, sorry, hi, Rita.

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Speaker 1: This is Dan Players from university. How are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Well, that's wonderful. I'm just calling around to

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Speaker 1: some of our old alums to see how you're doing lately.

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Speaker 1: So how's it going? Um? Good, I'm a little busy.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Well, I just don't

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Speaker 1: know if you've been receiving my emails, but we're currently

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Speaker 1: doing some fundraising right now to update some of the

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Speaker 1: campus buildings and we could sure use your help. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I did, I did get this emails. I'm actually I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested. Okay. Well, maybe I could take you out

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Speaker 1: to lunch or something and we could talk about it

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Speaker 1: right now. I just don't have any extra money to

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Speaker 1: be helping out with this kind of thing. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: really sorry. Okay, Well, if you change your mind, you

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Speaker 1: have my email and phone number. Okay, Rita. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, all right, go cougars. Okay, all right, Hello,

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Speaker 1: hey Rita, it's Dan from the university again. Hid. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? How are you? I'm fine. I

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Speaker 1: just told you that a minute ago. Okay, good. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you about all the different ways

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Speaker 1: you can give back to the university. For example, we

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Speaker 1: don't just take checks anymore. We take almost anything. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know, like I told you, I really don't have

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Speaker 1: the money right now to be helping out. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Let me give you an example. Do you have a pet? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a cat. Why. Oh, that's great news. Because

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Speaker 1: some of the students have a pet rental service that

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Speaker 1: they run on campus. You could donate your unwanted pet

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Speaker 1: and we could rent it out to help the university

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Speaker 1: meet its financial goals. Do you do a pet rental service? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and we could take your unwanted cat off your hands

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Speaker 1: and rent it out for money. My cat is not unwanted.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give my cat to you. I

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Speaker 1: for you guys to raise money. That's ridiculous. Well, if

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work, we could take your fluids. It might

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Your fluids. Do you have any fluids? Are

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Speaker 1: you talking bodily fluids? Yes, I am. The science slab

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Speaker 1: is studying fluids of the human body this upcoming quarter,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure a fluid donation from yourself would be helpful.

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Speaker 1: That way, they wouldn't have to buy fluids from somebody

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Speaker 1: else if you can. No, I'm not doing that. Do

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Speaker 1: you have any fluids lying around that you could give us?

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Speaker 1: But no, I don't have bodily fluids lying around. And

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Speaker 1: what are you guys doing there? I'm not gonna you're

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Speaker 1: giving bodily fluids to make money for the college. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Okay, Well, for the record, no checks,

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Speaker 1: no pets, no fluids. Got that. I have a long

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Speaker 1: list of other interesting and fun ways to donate though. Look,

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Speaker 1: you idiots, I said, I'm not interested in giving you anything.

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Speaker 1: Well what about your dead body? What excuse me, your

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Speaker 1: dead body? Would you like to donate that? I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what you mean. I'm not even dead. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: you're going to be dead eventually and we could sure

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Speaker 1: use your Yeah, we could sure use your body. What

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Speaker 1: the are you talking about? Well, I know Professor Hendricks

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Speaker 1: at the university would love another fresh cadaver to carve

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Speaker 1: up for his medical students, so we could use that

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Speaker 1: and then they wouldn't have to buy a dead body.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. We're not got it. I'll put you

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Speaker 1: down for a dead body donation, giving you my body

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Speaker 1: for sciences. I'm not doing that at your university. The

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Speaker 1: university thanks you. No, don't say me, I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I'm not giving you money. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving you my dead body. Do you feel bad about

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Speaker 1: calling me and asking me for my body? My bodily fluids?

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Speaker 1: Your problem? Not really, I don't feel bad because this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. What it's a joke. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Denise set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh are you Are you serious? Yeah? Your

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Speaker 1: friend Denise said you were complaining about getting emails from

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Speaker 1: your college pestering you for money. Oh good Hey, But seriously, though,

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Speaker 1: you got any fluid line around because I could use

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Speaker 1: them here at the station too. You're disgusting every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jon tab weekday mornings on the twenties, holy on

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Speaker 1: removing ninety two point five