1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for. 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world, 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for 5 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: the best readio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: Are you a bad kisser or a good kisser? It's 7 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. That's a weird way to start a segment, 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: is it is? But it's something that we need to know. 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: Text in four one or six one? Do you think 10 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: you're a good kisser or a bad kisser? And I 11 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: asked a question because apparently the pandemic hasn't ruined our 12 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: ability to lay down a good smooch on someone. Drew. Yeah, 13 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: I don't think I ever said the word smooch before, 14 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: but I'm reading a news story, so anyway. According to 15 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: a new survey of over twelve thousand Americans, it said 16 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: nearly two thirds of us think we're actually a great kisser. 17 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: To It's that makes sense. No one wants to admit 18 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: to being a bad kissing it really is. Only three 19 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: percent think they're really bad, and four percent of adults 20 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 1: are still waiting for their first kiss. Whoa, what four 21 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: percent of adults are still waiting for their first kiss. Yeah, 22 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: that's late in life. It is late in life. And 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: I don't think everybody's that good of a kisser. Everybody 24 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: thinks they're a great kisser. I would say, out of 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: the people that I've kissed in my life, close to half, 26 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: probably not very good or maybe I'm bad. Well, for 27 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: the most part, not a lot of people get a 28 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: lot of practice. You know, unless you're in a relationship, 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: you're not kissing all the time, are you right? Like, 30 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 1: who are you kissing? Would be practicing on right exactly? 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: Friends with benefits? So well, I mean this is I 32 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: don't want to admit this, but I did. Actually when 33 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: I was younger, you used to practice on the mirror. 34 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,639 Speaker 1: You would product, you would make out with a mirror, 35 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: No make I wouldn't do tongue, but like i'd kiss. 36 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: I don't believe you what you talk ab It sounds 37 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: like you're doing damage control now, because why if you're 38 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: going to make out with the mirror to practice kissing 39 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: out is with the tongue you like? Okay, Well I 40 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: was a kiss and make out some makeout. Look, I 41 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: was young. It was probably about twelve years old, just 42 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: trying to get a kiss on and there was nothing around, 43 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,119 Speaker 1: but the mirror was there because I wanted to see 44 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: as well what my eyes would look like when I 45 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: go in. And then obviously you shut him, so you okay, 46 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: So you're like, I keep shutting my eyes, I'm gonna 47 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: leave him open. And then you creeped yourself out because 48 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: your eyes were I was like, oh my god, that's it. 49 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 1: You were making out with the mirror. And you know 50 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 1: you used tongue at least once. No, I didn't. I 51 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: swear I didn't use tongue. It was one time I 52 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: was thirteen and I was kissing my boyfriend, you know whatever. 53 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't really like him, but I felt 54 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: bad for him, and I was like several friends and 55 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: he wanted to kiss me, and I'm like whatever, I've 56 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: already had kisses before this, right, like French kiss, And 57 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: so we started kissing and then I like had my 58 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: eyes open, right because I didn't like him, and I 59 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: was just like, it wasn't anything passionate, something that was thirteen, right, 60 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: So I'm like looking over my friends too. They see 61 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: me while we're kissing and like they're, you know, stupid 62 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: thing a teenager. But they like literally made fun of 63 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: me later because my eyes broken. I think I leave 64 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: them open too much because I like looking at the 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: person i'm kissing. Wait, so all the time when you 66 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: guys kiss Alex and Jubil, you have both of your 67 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: eyes open. I don't think so. I think mine are 68 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: probably open because mine are closed. I don't know, now, 69 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: Jubils a creep. Maybe I have one eye open. Maybe 70 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: I'm winking at Maybe I keep my eyes open when 71 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: I kiss you. Try it next time, to keep your 72 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: eyes open and see if my eyes are open. Oh 73 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: my gosh, already I'll do the same. I don't know. 74 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: It could be the divorce. We're talking about a new 75 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: survey that came out and apparently a majority of Americans 76 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: think that they're a great kisser, and that can't be possible. 77 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: My first I remember one of my first kisses. It 78 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: was also her first kiss and she didn't know. I 79 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: don't think she's ever had a French kiss before. Okay, right, 80 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: I had at that point in my life, so I 81 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: was a pro. She wasn't. But it was literally it 82 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: was I'm I kind of like gagged, Oh, because it 83 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: was like a dog like lapping at a water bowl. Oh, 84 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: it was like licking the back of my teeth. I 85 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: remember going, oh, did I let that stop me? No? 86 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: I opened up my eyes and went back in for 87 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: a deeper brandy, what's up? Power? Are you good? Hi? Guys? Hi? 88 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: You have an awkward kissing story. Oh? Yeah, I was 89 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 1: on a first date with the guy um, and he 90 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 1: was going in for the kiss. I could tell like 91 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: he was kind of nervous, so was I. H Did 92 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: we finally make contact and then all of a sudden, 93 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: I feel his gum in my mouth. Oh, first date, 94 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: not like his like actual gums. That is disgusting. Yeah, 95 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: his chewing gum. It was so gross. We just set 96 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 1: there staring at each other so awkwardly. What the heck 97 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: did you did? You just look into his eyes and 98 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: start chewing. I spit it out into my hand and 99 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: like it was like, okay, have a good night, candidate 100 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: back to him. We okay, that's nasty. I'm waiting for 101 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 1: you to be like and now he's my husband. Nope. 102 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: That was our first and only day. Texting four one 103 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: six one calls eight to eight three four three one 104 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: oh six one, what's your awkward kissing story? The Jebil 105 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: show on demand? It's another Jewbil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello. Hey, 106 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from boating RV storage. 107 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: I was looking for Sawyer. This is him. Hey man, Um, 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: so good news, actually great news. Um? Okay, what's what's 109 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 1: the news? It's gone? Got rid of it for you? 110 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: What's gone exactly? Well? I am looking at your note 111 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: the notes on your file here. I'm going through and 112 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: calling to give you the good news that we did it. 113 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: We did it. I didn't think that thing would ever sell? 114 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:04,359 Speaker 1: What did you sell your boat? I thought, what are 115 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: you talking about your boat? I'm looking at the notes here. 116 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: I did. I haven't been handling your account. I'm looking 117 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 1: at the notes here that we've been trying to sell 118 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: your boat for a few months and nobody's no takers. 119 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,799 Speaker 1: I don't know why. I thought it was a pretty 120 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: nice boat, but finally got it done for you. Okay, 121 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: who gave you permission to sell my boat? I haven't 122 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: been trying to sell my boat. Yes you have, and 123 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: I would remember if I wanted to sell my boat, 124 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: pet I don't know who you sold it to, but 125 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: call them, tell them that you made a mistake and 126 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 1: get my boat back. Well, now I can't do that. 127 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 1: We sold them a boat. I can't just call them 128 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: and say, hey, we may give it back. So let 129 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: me get this straight. Pete. You can sell my boat 130 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: without my permission, but you can't get it back from them. Okay, 131 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: all right, hold on there. So I do need to 132 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: figure out what happened and how this boat even got 133 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: sol whoa, oh what that's okay? So I'm looking at 134 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: the paperwork here where I said sold right, that boat 135 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: was actually sent to the salvage yard. So no sail there. Yeah, 136 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: that boat gone. First you say you sail my boat, 137 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: and now you're telling me you send it to a 138 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: salvage yard. I'm going to go ahead and call that 139 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: two whoopsie moments. Okay. I want to make this right. 140 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: I can. I can understand the frustration you trusted your 141 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: boat with us. Like I said, that boat gone, but 142 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: I want to make it better. I promise, if you, 143 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: if you, if you'll hear me out, I think we 144 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: can come to a nice compromise here. There's no compromise here, 145 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: and stop saying that boat did that boat Dad, That 146 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: boat gone. That's just kind of what I say, it's 147 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: kind of that's one of my things. That boat Dad, 148 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: that boat gone. Your catchphrase sucks, pete. And I'm about 149 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: to do a whoopsie on you when I come down 150 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,239 Speaker 1: to your office and I see you face to face. 151 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: All right, what if what if we could replace the 152 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: boat that Dad? That boat Dad? That boat gone? So 153 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: what if we could replace it with what? I? Uh? Okay, 154 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: I hate I hate to do that. I hate to 155 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: say this. Okay, but um okay, I feel really bad, 156 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: and I promise you I can make it up to you. 157 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: I'm whispering right now because I don't want anybody else 158 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 1: to hear me in the office. Okay, So I can 159 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: if you, if you promise not to beat me up. Okay, 160 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: someone else in here's got a Ferrari in their storage 161 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: in it? Would you like a Ferrari? I saw Lamborghini 162 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 1: in here too the other day? I mean not a 163 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: bad upgrade, right your boat for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari. 164 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 1: I mean, all yeah, I lose. It's kind of be 165 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: a little quiet about it. It's it's over. I'm coming 166 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,720 Speaker 1: down then, and I'm beating it out of you. Oh, 167 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: and I'm calling the cops. Your business getting gone, your legs, 168 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: your arms getting gone? Boy? How does that sound? That 169 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: sounds terrible. That's why I'm gonna tell you. It's frank 170 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: phone call. Okay, that sounds horrible. What Yeah, this is 171 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank 172 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: on you. Your friend Trenton set you up. Trent he 173 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: said that you love your boat and you keep a 174 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: start at this place. You'd freak out if something happened 175 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: to it. Well, I was losing my mind. I can't 176 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: believe you turned down a lambo though. That was ridiculous. 177 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we'd say, 178 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, The Jewil Show on demand, the 179 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: new hits one oh six point one first date follow up? 180 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,599 Speaker 1: No idea? Why the dude on the phone for a 181 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 1: first date follow up today isn't getting a call back? Really, 182 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: no idea, no idea, not going to call back from 183 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 1: the girl who want to date with. And he's what 184 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: they call in the dating world a real catch. Really. 185 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: I think he plays guitar. Oh, one of the Yeah, 186 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 1: one of those dudes and ladies love guys that can 187 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: just whip it out play for him. That's kind of hot, 188 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: you know. So I guess he did that on his 189 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: first date. And now he's not getting a call back. 190 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,559 Speaker 1: His name is Colton. Of course, that sounds like Colton. 191 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good. How are you guys doing? 192 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: Not too bad? I'm surprised you're not getting a call back. 193 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: First of all, before we get into your date. What's 194 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,839 Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Anna Leisee Anna. Have you 195 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 1: already written a song about her? No? I haven't written 196 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: a song about her. Not eat girlfriend. Your email said 197 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: that you guys actually went on on two dates and 198 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: the last time you saw her though, she came to 199 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:47,199 Speaker 1: your house and you said that everything seemed perfect. Yeah, 200 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: it was weird. We met online, like we matched on 201 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: an app, and we were like, let's get coffee, really casual. 202 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: That went fine, and then I invited her ils like, hey, 203 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,319 Speaker 1: let me cook dinner for you. We have dinner and 204 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 1: watch a movie at my place. Okay, so Netflix and chill, 205 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 1: but the implication was a little less lascivious to that. 206 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,319 Speaker 1: But that was the general idea, Yeah, come over, we'll 207 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: see what happens, all right, and what happened. Yeah, well, 208 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:19,319 Speaker 1: I thought it went well. I made her dinner. Oh, 209 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: I made her just like chicken mozzarella thing, A chicken 210 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:28,559 Speaker 1: mozzarella thing from the sounds delicious. This is chicken mozzarella thing. 211 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: Don't ask what's in it. It was looks it looks 212 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: spaghetti with chicken on the side, with mazzarella and like 213 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: panco bright from so like chicken parma. Jan, Yeah, basically 214 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: like chicken parma. I've noticed it's basic. It's basically chicken parma. No, 215 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: it's not a great cook. This was me like stretching 216 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: my my my boundaries of comfort. I was trying to 217 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,319 Speaker 1: impress her. How do you think your chicken parm went 218 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: over on your date? Honestly, I thought it was fine, 219 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 1: Like I thought, I thought it tasted good. She seemed 220 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 1: to like it. Uh, she cleaned her plate. I mean 221 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: she ate it all um. And you know, then we 222 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: were like, let's watch a movie and we put on 223 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 1: You've got Mail. You've got mail, well so that we've 224 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: both seen him, and like, you know, so we can 225 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 1: kind of talk while the movies on. You know, something 226 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: you don't have to pay attention to. Yeah, So at 227 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: what point Colton did you whip your guitar out? Oh god? 228 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 1: Uh yeah. So I have, like, um, you know, you 229 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 1: can like hang guitars like on your wall like you 230 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,319 Speaker 1: have like a mount. I have a couple of guitars 231 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,679 Speaker 1: like hanging on my wall. And when she got there, 232 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: she had kind of made a comment about it, and 233 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,400 Speaker 1: you know, she's like, oh, nice guitars like my setup, 234 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: and I was like cool, thanks. So like after like 235 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: after the movie's kind of wrapping up, we start making 236 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,200 Speaker 1: out a little bit, nothing crazy, and then I'm like 237 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,760 Speaker 1: I got an idea. I'm like, you know, it would 238 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 1: really be a cool like movie. I'll play our song 239 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 1: oh yeah, and that Twitter song. She seemed to dig it, 240 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: and you know, the night kind of wrapped up and 241 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: she went home and I thought it was great. Yeah, 242 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 1: well it wasn't that great, was it? She went home? Yeah. 243 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 1: I look, I respect whatever people want to do. I'm 244 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,599 Speaker 1: not going to push anything. So how long has it 245 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 1: been since your guys's date? About a week and a half. 246 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: Haven't heard I haven't heard a thing nothing, you know. 247 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: I texted her like one or two or three times, 248 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,199 Speaker 1: like hey, what's up? But like nothing, dang, wow, Okay, 249 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: Well that sucks and you shared your music with her. Yeah, 250 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,439 Speaker 1: I don't know. It seemed perfect. I can't figure it out. 251 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: She just hasn't talked to me. Weird. I don't know. Okay, Well, 252 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: we will play a song come back, or unless you 253 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,680 Speaker 1: want to play one of your songs play, we'll play one. 254 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: Play a song come back. Yeah, we'll play a song 255 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,719 Speaker 1: come back, and then we'll call her and see what 256 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: went wrong and why she's not calling you back. All right, 257 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 1: all right, all right, man, hang on one second. If 258 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 1: you just missed the first part of today's first date 259 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: fallow up. Colton is on the phone. He hasn't gotten 260 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: a call back from this woman that he really likes, 261 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: named Annalise. The last time he saw her, she came 262 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,080 Speaker 1: over to his house. He made her dinner. They watched Netflix, 263 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: and she noticed guitars on his wall. Apparently Colton can 264 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: play guitar and sing a little bit, so he serenaded her. 265 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: He thought that it was sexy and that her heart 266 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: melted yeah and all that stuffy Yeah, but it sounds 267 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 1: like it didn't really work because she left you. Did 268 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: you guys kiss before she left? By the way, I 269 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: didn't ask you. Um, Yeah, like we have like a 270 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 1: good night kiss, but like we've been making it out 271 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: was before the playing and I'm like, okay, all right, 272 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: so well, I mean you made out. That's pretty good 273 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 1: exactly the end. Yeah. If you if you're making out 274 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: in the middle and then you just get like a 275 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: peck on the cheek at the end, something might have happened. Yeah. 276 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 1: So he hasn't heard from her in a week and 277 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: a half. He's been texting her and no response. So 278 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: we were about to call her right now and see 279 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: if we can figure out what happened. And Colton, you 280 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: said that everything went fine on your first date. Normally 281 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: there's something else. So we're gonna ask you before we 282 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: make the phone call, like we do with everybody. Is 283 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: there anything that you're not telling us? Yeah? I have 284 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: heard that all the time. I'm there was nothing weird, 285 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 1: I promise. All right, Well we believe you exactly. All right, 286 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone right now and see if we 287 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 1: can get you another day, okay or all right? Here 288 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to analyse. Please. Hi, 289 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: this is shame. Well I was looking for Annalyiz who 290 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: is this? That's a good question. Yeah, this is the 291 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 1: Jewel Show. My name's Jewil, my name is Alex, my 292 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 1: name's Evan, and it's the Jewel Show. Like I said, 293 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,400 Speaker 1: do you know who the Jewil Show is? Do you? 294 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: I've heard of it? Why are you calling me? Oh? Well, 295 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,920 Speaker 1: thanks for hearing about it. Yeah, appreciate it. We're calling 296 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on the show called 297 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: the First Date Fall Up. It's where if you go 298 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up 299 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: blowing them off, they can email us to get you 300 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: on the phone and figure out what happened. And you recently, 301 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: he went on a date with one of our listeners. 302 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: Oh okay, any Yeah, have you been out on a 303 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: bunch of dates in the last couple of weeks? No, 304 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: not a bunch, okay, this one? Okay? So why don't 305 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: you give us the name of the list the person 306 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: that you want on a date with? Yeah, the listener 307 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: of ours, and we'll tell you if you're right cool 308 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah Colton. Colton is the listener of this show. 309 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: Listener who emailed us and said that he went actually 310 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 1: on two dates with you, right coffee and then the 311 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 1: last time he saw you went over to his house 312 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: to watch some Netflix and have him make you chicken palm. 313 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: He told me all that that's true. He also told 314 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: us that he hasn't heard from you in a week 315 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: and a half and he's been trying to get ahold 316 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: of you, so he doesn't know what's up. So what's up? Oh? Yeah, 317 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: I guess everything. Everything went, Okay, what do you what 318 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 1: do you want to know? Well, we just want to 319 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: know what the reason is that you wan't talk to him? Now? Yeah, 320 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 1: why you ghost in him? Did something happen on your date? Yeah? 321 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: He just said this one thing that just rubbed me 322 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: the wrong way. Oh so he didn't rub me the 323 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 1: right way? Yeah, it was it literally that he rubbed 324 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 1: you the wrong way figuratively. Okay, okay, okay, that's good. 325 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: I guess Yeah. What did he do? Um? I asked him? 326 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: So he had these guitars mounted on his wall, and 327 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: I think they were cool. Who you know of them? 328 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,640 Speaker 1: We know of the guitars. You asked about his guitars. 329 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,360 Speaker 1: He grabbed when and played you a song that's he said. 330 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 1: It seemed like you liked it. Um, I liked the 331 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: idea of it. He just kind of I don't know 332 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 1: if the music took over or what. But he ended 333 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: up setting up this whole production pretty much. I mean 334 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: he had audio playing from his phone as the background music. 335 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,160 Speaker 1: Background music, what do you mean by that? Like he 336 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,919 Speaker 1: was strumming along to this soundtrack. It was. It was 337 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: just successive. It was just like a whole theater show. Yeah, 338 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: he did. Don't mention that. Yeah, I mean those people 339 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: like to perform, you know, musicians, they're like super music 340 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: and they're it was definitely a performance. It was definitely 341 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 1: a performance. So you don't like that, yeah, But also 342 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,680 Speaker 1: the song choice, So he played a Taylor Swift song wait, 343 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 1: like on his guitar. Yes, well, honey, his guitar and 344 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: I guess the background music he was playing, Oh my god. Yeah, 345 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,440 Speaker 1: the background music was just like sounds and humming along 346 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,920 Speaker 1: to the to the bat it was. It was a lot. 347 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: It's a t Swift fan, so that's kind of odd. Yeah, 348 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,400 Speaker 1: it's a little odd. Serenading you is one thing, but 349 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: he chose Taylor Swift of all people. Ka went on 350 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 1: for such an extended period of time. Like, so he 351 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,120 Speaker 1: started doing that song, It's like it's like you belong 352 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:04,680 Speaker 1: with Me? Was yeah, Oulton, you belong with Me it's great. 353 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: What's the problem. Oh god, I was gonna I was 354 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 1: actually gonna call Colton on right now. I ask him 355 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: what the na about song is? Anyway, I'll go. So 356 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: it's probably good that you just jumped on there. Calton, 357 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,719 Speaker 1: thank you. I appreciate that very good timing. You are 358 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,199 Speaker 1: an artist, sir. Tell you. Yeah, I forgot to tell 359 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: you that Colton is actually online listening and wants to 360 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: talk to you. I'm hi sorry that you. I thought 361 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 1: you liked Taylor Swift. I I mean you mentioned I 362 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: don't know. I asked you if you liked Taylor Swift, 363 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: like on our first date. You were like, yeah, she's good. 364 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 1: I thought you liked her. Yeah, she's good. I like her. 365 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: She's fine. Are you really not calling me back because 366 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: I played you a Taylor Swift song. I'm just not 367 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:51,920 Speaker 1: really hort. It's nothing personal. I mean, I had a 368 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 1: nice time, but I'm just not really in so that 369 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,640 Speaker 1: U because it was an old Taylor Swift song. I 370 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 1: personally just wanted to celebrate that she's re hoarding all 371 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: of her songs to you know, the Scooter bron the 372 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: Bronze stuff. I just wanted to I was not as 373 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,399 Speaker 1: of a Swifty when look when when the Lover Tour 374 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:18,920 Speaker 1: was canceled because of COVID, I was heartbroken. So I 375 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:24,119 Speaker 1: am completely unashamed of who I love and what I 376 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 1: love and the fact that she's going to disrespect me 377 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,360 Speaker 1: and disrespect Taylor like that doesn't really make me want 378 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: to go on another date whether wow, well, this is okay. 379 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't respect Taylor Swift. I just 380 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 1: wasn't really that into it. I mean, it was just 381 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: you performing it on a date. It was a little 382 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:50,440 Speaker 1: weird to me. No, you disrespected Taylor Swift, because any 383 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: true Swifty, any true good person, would have appreciated what 384 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: I was doing. I mean, it does sound nice, it's sweet, 385 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: this romantic, but it's not for everybody. I'm not disrespecting 386 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. It was your performance. I like Taylor sev Oh, 387 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: that is both. You don't respect Taylor Swift. You're worth 388 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: with Scooter braun Okay, wow, okay, I don't know what 389 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 1: that means too. Yeah, Colton, we don't use that kind 390 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 1: of language on this show. The scooter braun word. Colton, 391 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you to cool off for just a second. 392 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: And at least, would you like to go on another 393 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: another date with Colton? We will pay for it. I 394 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 1: am fine, thank you. I am also fine with that. Okay, 395 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:39,880 Speaker 1: good luck you guys. Did you bill show on demand? 396 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret? Remember if you have 397 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,160 Speaker 1: a dirty secret, oh you have to do a little 398 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: big whatever, just a secret any side. You don't even 399 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 1: have to do that dirty. It could be clean. It'd 400 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 1: be like just kind of a little sweaty even whatever. 401 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,879 Speaker 1: If you got a secret you want to tell us, 402 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,399 Speaker 1: just text in four one six one. You can tell 403 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,120 Speaker 1: us anything, and we'll always keep you anonymous. That's why 404 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,240 Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody calls 405 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: in to tell the dirty little secret gets a fake 406 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 1: anonymous nickname and on the phone right now to tell 407 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. The abominable Snowman, an abominable 408 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: snow Man. Abominable snow man, Oh my goodness, good morning, 409 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: are good morning everyone. You sound a lot less intimidating 410 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 1: than I thought you would. Oh yeah, well, I mean, okay, 411 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,880 Speaker 1: abominable snow Man. I would just like to point out 412 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,159 Speaker 1: that even though the abomble Snowman is super tall and 413 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: super wide with I mean I'm sure, but hey, man, 414 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: I've got the booty for it. So the name is 415 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: is accurate sub aspects? Can you roar like the abominable snowman? 416 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: Is the question? Okay? Right? Oh if that was abominable snowman? 417 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: Or anyway, let's get to the secret. So you have 418 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:54,680 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret that you want to tell us. Yeah, 419 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: So I'm actually trying to get fired from my job. 420 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 1: Why A lot of people are yeah, right, what do 421 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: you do for work? So? I work in an office, 422 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,439 Speaker 1: but I don't really do much because I'm trying to 423 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 1: get fired about it? Is a good way to go 424 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: about it? Not doing your job? Is that? Is that? 425 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 1: Is that your secret? Yeah? But there's more? Okay, Hello, 426 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,480 Speaker 1: is it what you're doing to try and get fired? 427 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: Bezzling money from the company that'll get you fired? I 428 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 1: mean if I was smart enough to figure that out, maybe, 429 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 1: But instead I just keep doing like these little things 430 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,120 Speaker 1: around the office, just kind of like you know, messing 431 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 1: around or trying to make it, you know, just stuff 432 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,359 Speaker 1: to like that. You know, a normal boss would be like, oh, 433 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 1: you're fired, But instead I keep getting promoted. What you're 434 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,159 Speaker 1: trying to get fired? But you're actually getting promoted, so 435 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: you're like you yeah, and let's oh again, I'm not 436 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 1: doing anything, but and like you know, my coworkers will 437 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 1: do my work for me, but I keep getting the 438 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 1: credit for it, and the boss is like, oh, you're 439 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:16,160 Speaker 1: so cool. Promotion and more money. Okay, well why don't 440 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 1: you just stay there? Then? If you're getting like I mean, 441 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: at a certain point, you probably would like it, right, Yeah, 442 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 1: especially if you keep getting promoted, you're gonna get a 443 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:28,119 Speaker 1: lot of money eventually. Yeah. Well, I mean that's kind 444 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 1: of why I'm like, there's more money, but I'd rather 445 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,959 Speaker 1: get fired. I think you're gonna have to step your 446 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,760 Speaker 1: game up and like just take a dump on the 447 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,679 Speaker 1: floor or enough to do something pretty out there. What 448 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you trying to do to 449 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,199 Speaker 1: get fired? I just haven't been doing my work, but 450 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 1: you're getting promoted instead. How many, like you say, promoted? 451 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,199 Speaker 1: Has it been more than one promotion? Yeah? I've been 452 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:58,680 Speaker 1: promoted like two times within the last like a few months. Wow. 453 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,879 Speaker 1: That's great. Okay. I mean you're going to be the 454 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: CEO and you don't have to do anything for it. 455 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: I would stick with that job. I would not get fired. Yeah. Yeah, 456 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 1: but I have to get up and I have to 457 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: be like in the like in my chair by eight o'clock. 458 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: And what be in my chair? Yeah? We get here, 459 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 1: you know what time? We get here really early? Yeah? 460 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: Give guys have a fun job. You guys get to 461 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: be on the radio, sit in an office windows. Yeah, 462 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,199 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's worth it. Sometimes have you 463 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 1: done radio? Do you know? Yeah? You don't know that 464 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,479 Speaker 1: you're putting that you're assuming. Well, good luck. I mean, 465 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 1: one day you're gonna run the company and you're not 466 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,919 Speaker 1: gonna have to do anything. So just quark, just quark, 467 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: keep doing nothing and get promoted. Okay, thanks guys. What's 468 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: your dirty little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand The 469 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: Iron n The idiot News Network where idiots aren't just 470 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,919 Speaker 1: in the news for Tuesday, June eighth, twenty twenty one. 471 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,160 Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and look in the mirror right now 472 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you how smart you are. That story 473 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 1: coming up in just a second. But first let's meet 474 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 1: the idiots weird because listen, I'm Alex Fresh. And if 475 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 1: you think you're not smart enough to be the next 476 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,959 Speaker 1: president of the United States of America, hold your bridges 477 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 1: and put them on right, because I'm about to tell 478 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,159 Speaker 1: you why you're wrong, okay, and I'm English Evan, And 479 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,880 Speaker 1: if you're struggling to find employment, I have the jump 480 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: for you. All right, we'll hear about those stories in 481 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,719 Speaker 1: just a second before your lead story of the day. 482 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,160 Speaker 1: And for the idiot news netwhere the idiots right now? 483 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: The I N N the idiot Who's network or idiot 484 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,480 Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They report the news. You've 485 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,399 Speaker 1: heard parents say to their kids, look at your eyes. 486 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: Look at your pupils. They're so dilated. So you've been 487 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,120 Speaker 1: playing in the devil's garden, haven't y'all? Don't come home 488 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: like that ever again. After smoking on a Doobie's sickle, 489 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: they used to say, though, you know, if your pupils 490 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: are very dilated, you're probably high or something like that. Usually, 491 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,439 Speaker 1: but I mean usually it's red, right, your eyes are 492 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,160 Speaker 1: red red around at pupils that big, big pupils. Yeah, 493 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: it means you're high on something like really smill means 494 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: your high on something. Well, new study is a small 495 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,640 Speaker 1: but yeah no, no really small, really big? Oh yeah 496 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 1: yeah yeah I thought it was big. It is. Yeah, 497 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: I guess it's your saying well, no, if you're smike 498 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,320 Speaker 1: and weed, it can be really big, but if you're 499 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 1: doing something else you would be really small. It's just 500 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,399 Speaker 1: seven does drugs. I bring that up because a new 501 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: study out of Georgia Tech linked the size of your 502 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: pupils to how intelligent you are. Oh, they say that 503 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 1: people with eyes that have bigger pupils might be smarter. 504 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 1: In general. My jewel always has larger pupils, which when 505 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: we first started dating, I thought that he was high. 506 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,120 Speaker 1: Would ask him. I'm like, are you high right now? 507 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: My pupils are always huge, and I don't know if 508 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 1: that means that I'm smarter or not. But apparently if 509 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,480 Speaker 1: you have bigger pupils, it means you might be smarter 510 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 1: than people of smaller pupils. I think it's true, so 511 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 1: go ahead and compare them today. But mine, congratulations, Well 512 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,160 Speaker 1: you're smart, and congratulations I'm big somewhere too. Yeah. Finally, 513 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: it's the I n N News network, where idiots aren't 514 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 1: just in the news. They reports for our next story 515 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 1: of the day, let's on a reallex free She was 516 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,119 Speaker 1: on location somewhat where I forgot to ask you Trump's 517 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: two pay store. You're picking up a two pay where 518 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: yes I am. Well, okay, so the forty fifth president 519 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 1: of this great country of America. Yes, he was at 520 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: a Republican party over the weekend where he made an 521 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 1: appearance on stage and his pants look like they were 522 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 1: on backwards. I'll post a picture on Instagram at the 523 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,960 Speaker 1: Jewel Show if you look at the picture, because pants 524 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,000 Speaker 1: are just like super scrunched, like in that region. Was 525 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,480 Speaker 1: he outdoors? Because I saw the picture and like the 526 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: only thing I could think was maybe there was wind 527 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,920 Speaker 1: behind him, like blowing that forward. I mean blowing what 528 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: forward like pants? Because his pants were like a parachute 529 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: at the front. It doesn't look like it was blowing 530 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,160 Speaker 1: in the wind to me. He was on stage, he 531 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,120 Speaker 1: was in a room. No, no, yeah, But that's what 532 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: I'm saying though, is like it looks like it's inflated, 533 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 1: you know how when you stand with the wind behind you. 534 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: I think that's how it is. Just on his body, 535 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,920 Speaker 1: just his body, His body is just inflated there. It 536 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: is weird because you don't see a zipper or anything 537 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,880 Speaker 1: below the zipper, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, 538 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,480 Speaker 1: I know what you mean. The scrunch buds below the 539 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: zipper Anyways, his parts definitely look like they're on backwards. 540 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: You told me, I'm going to post a picture. Let 541 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: me know if you guys think they're on backwards or not. Okay, 542 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 1: So finally you have a president like who actually when 543 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 1: they say like he's just like us, puts his pants 544 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: on one leg at a time. Actually he puts them 545 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: on a little different. Yeah. All right, well that's all 546 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 1: I have, sitting it back to you. He you very much. Ox. 547 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network 548 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news the news. For 549 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's center on over 550 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: to English. Evan, who's still inspecting that picture of Donald 551 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 1: Trump's fo Yeah, really paying attention to it. An Italian 552 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,160 Speaker 1: artists sold an invisible sculpture for over eighteen thousand dollars. 553 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,280 Speaker 1: He told, what kind of sculpture? An invisible sculpture? And 554 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 1: so I guess what? It's not there? That's awesome. Somebody 555 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: paid him eighteen grand for nothing, but air. Someone paid 556 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 1: eighteen thousand dollars for air? What did you do with it? 557 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: Doesn't play it up? They can't even display it, can they? 558 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: Because you could they could say that you picked it 559 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,240 Speaker 1: up and you didn't meet him. You can I don't 560 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: know that, Alex. You can absolutely display that is a 561 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: conversation piece. So that's why I love art, because you 562 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 1: could just literally I could. If I could just go 563 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 1: have an art exhibit somewhere and get hipsters, you know, 564 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 1: and art collectors get in there, I could make billions. 565 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,600 Speaker 1: Well that's why I said, come up with the stupidest 566 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 1: idea and you can just call it art, ye, as 567 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: long as you come up with like a cool backstory 568 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 1: as to the meaning of the pace. So like he 569 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 1: called this one, I am I'm disappointed in humanity. Kind 570 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 1: of something me too. I'm always disapointed in humanity. I'm 571 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: gonna make a sculpture. It'll be invisible. I spend no 572 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 1: time on it, but I'll have a really cool description 573 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: and someone will buy it for eighteen thousand. This is 574 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,120 Speaker 1: called disappointment. It's because you paid sixteen or it's because 575 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 1: you paid eighteen thousand dollars for air. That's disappointing, isn't it. 576 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: I'll catch the check. You're about to lose your job, lady, 577 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,600 Speaker 1: And that means the I am has come though with 578 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: it again the same time on tomorrow. No job, You're 579 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:04,960 Speaker 1: about to lose yo job? About to lose yo job? Oh? Nothing? 580 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 1: And that was the I n N, the Idiot News 581 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news Tomorrow, same 582 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: time for another heart report from the I n N 583 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,959 Speaker 1: Show on demand, it's another jubile phone frame day mornings. 584 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 1: That's twenty's Hello almost looking for Brittany. Uh this is she? 585 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 1: Hey Brittany. Um, we don't know each other. Carly wanted 586 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: me to call you. I was gonna have her call, 587 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: but she told me that I needed to call, so 588 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: she gave me your number and she's currently not talking 589 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: to me. So anyway, Hey, I, Um, I'm sorry. Uh yeah, 590 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,400 Speaker 1: she's fine. I'm um. I'm just sorry. I'm sorry. You're 591 00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 1: sorry about what what is happening? Oh? Um? So you 592 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: let Carly borrow your car for the week while you're 593 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 1: out of town. So what do do you mean? So, yes, 594 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: I let her borrow my car. Yeah, she's been borrowing it. 595 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 1: Where is Carly? What are you trying to tell me 596 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: right now? Um? She's not talking to me, like I said, 597 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,000 Speaker 1: and she gave me your phone number and it's probably 598 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: because um I was um hungry, you know, how you 599 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,040 Speaker 1: get hungry Sometimes you're just sitting around. You want a sandwich. 600 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 1: I want a sandwich. What are you talking about? Just 601 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,840 Speaker 1: tell me where Carly is? Car Okay is Carly? Okay? 602 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: What is going on? Well? You know, Okay, So I'm 603 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,240 Speaker 1: trying to tell you know how you get hungry and 604 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 1: you want a sandwich. Because I was in the mood 605 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: for a big sandwich and I was thinking maybe I 606 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,160 Speaker 1: wasn't sure because there's a couple of delis around the house, 607 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: so there's one about sandwiches. I don't give a about that. 608 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,680 Speaker 1: What is going on? All right? Well you say that now, 609 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,360 Speaker 1: but I don't think you've tried the sandwich. That's like, 610 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: there's this deli down the street. It's called Carpaccia's, and 611 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,560 Speaker 1: they have this amazing, um like spicy Italian sub at 612 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: Carpaccios down the street. I do not give about Carpaccios. Okay, 613 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: do you get good about Dominicos because that's the other 614 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 1: place I was gonna great a stud fromis couldn't do 615 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,120 Speaker 1: this everything to doo um. And so I was sitting 616 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,880 Speaker 1: there and I was like, I'm hungry, I need a sandwich. 617 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: And then Carly was in the shower. So she's taking 618 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,320 Speaker 1: a shower, and then there were the car keys on 619 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,200 Speaker 1: the coffee table, was watching some TV. Okay, it sounds 620 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: like you're about to tell me that you either stole 621 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,920 Speaker 1: my car or you took my car somewhere. Just get 622 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 1: to the point. I decided on Carpaccios. I don't care 623 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 1: about your selection process. Is my car? Okay? Where is 624 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: my car? It's in the window of Carpaccios. What. Yeah, 625 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: Like I said, I decided on Carpaccios. And then I 626 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 1: mean it means I rammed your car in front of 627 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: a deli. It be more clear. What Okay, I'm gonna 628 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops right now, and and and 629 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,479 Speaker 1: and get you arrested for stealing my call. Okay, well 630 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 1: where are you? I don't think that we really need 631 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: to get the cops involved, do we? I mean you're 632 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: talking about we don't need to get the cops involve. 633 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,440 Speaker 1: You stole my car window? Yes I did? Um, Also, 634 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: you did let my friend borrow it for the week, 635 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: and or maybe you're gonna be stealing, Like what are 636 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: you talking about. I'm having a bit I'm having a 637 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,719 Speaker 1: bit of a problem with the stealing word. And sort of, 638 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: you know, the the pointing fingers. I'm having a bit 639 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,759 Speaker 1: of a problem. Well, really, you're having a problem with 640 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 1: pointing the finger when you're the person that stole my 641 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: car and roll it into a window. Okay, so you're 642 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: correct on that. I did tell you that I did it. 643 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,839 Speaker 1: I also told you that you should that Carle left 644 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,319 Speaker 1: the keys on the coffee table and I had no 645 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,840 Speaker 1: choice but to borrow the car because I was hungry 646 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080 Speaker 1: to go get a sandwich and I was also trying 647 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: to get I don't give us about the sandwich, and 648 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 1: I care about is my car? I don't care about 649 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,360 Speaker 1: you not feel you feeling upset about steal. At this point, 650 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,360 Speaker 1: you have taken my car and crashed it. Do you 651 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: know how expected that car I was also trying to 652 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: give you a really solid recommendation on a sandwich, and 653 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,640 Speaker 1: you just kind of about sandwiches. I don't care. Okay, fine, 654 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 1: Well maybe you care that this is a prank phone call, 655 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: then what do you what do you mean? I mean 656 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,560 Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a 657 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,839 Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your friend Carley set you up. 658 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I am I'm like 659 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,799 Speaker 1: pacing in my living room right now? Is it because 660 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,560 Speaker 1: you want one of those carpaccio sandwiches? I bet no. 661 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: Your friend said you let her borrow her car for 662 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,319 Speaker 1: a week and she wanted to freak you out. So 663 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: everything's fine. Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, 664 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,120 Speaker 1: we say mornings on the twenties the Jewbil Show on 665 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,040 Speaker 1: demand of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Face 666 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,840 Speaker 1: is on the phone today for a ward of the 667 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 1: Roses to catch cheater, And apparently she thinks that her 668 00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:02,400 Speaker 1: husband of two years, Matt, might be being unfaithful. Sorry, Faith, 669 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,319 Speaker 1: I'm apologize. I literally I didn't even mean to do that. 670 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,600 Speaker 1: I was thinking of and then I said unfaithful and 671 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,400 Speaker 1: your name's Faith and it sounded like I made that 672 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,919 Speaker 1: pun on purpose to Faith. Now you have to deal 673 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: with what you're feeling. And also that horrible pun that 674 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,319 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do, that sounded like I meant 675 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: to do. Well, I thank you for emailing. Guess what 676 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,879 Speaker 1: I have for the rest of the goal. What faith? Oh? 677 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: Now it's gotten even worse faith? What's going on? So? Yeah, 678 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,160 Speaker 1: my husband that I just really think that he's being 679 00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,919 Speaker 1: like you said, unfaithful. Um, I think he's stepping out 680 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,120 Speaker 1: on me. I got a friend a call from her friend. 681 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,799 Speaker 1: Her name is Britt, and she saw him at a 682 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: restaurant and it just was really shady like how he 683 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,840 Speaker 1: was acting. Wall. He was there with another girl. Yeah, 684 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,520 Speaker 1: so what happened is is he walked into the restaurant 685 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,799 Speaker 1: and really fast went straight into the rest Hold on 686 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 1: one second, so this is what you're friend told you. Yes, okay, 687 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,400 Speaker 1: so this is all the and my friend Brett. She 688 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,960 Speaker 1: said that he he just walked straight to the back 689 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,880 Speaker 1: of the restaurant and then he walked back up to 690 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: the front where the host is well the what is 691 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: the host? Host is standing? And when he sat down, 692 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,640 Speaker 1: he was sat by himself, and then about two minutes later, 693 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 1: a girl came in and sat down with him. Oh 694 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 1: all right, So it sounds like he was checking out 695 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,040 Speaker 1: the scene, scoping it out to see who was there, 696 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,320 Speaker 1: and then brought I mean, if if he is cheating, 697 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 1: probably texted somebody and was like, all right, coase is clear, Yeah, 698 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 1: right right down. Okay, So he didn't recognize Brett, Well, no, 699 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 1: they've all he met. It was maybe like nine months 700 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,279 Speaker 1: ago or so, and it was a long time ago, 701 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,400 Speaker 1: so I'm sure he didn't recognize her. Okay, So he 702 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,360 Speaker 1: didn't even realize that your friend was in there and 703 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,040 Speaker 1: saw this all go down. So she called you. She 704 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: called you while he was there or after she called 705 00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: and took pictures and sent me pictures you know, Oh 706 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,120 Speaker 1: so you know for sure? Yeah? So him, you saw 707 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,799 Speaker 1: pictures of him? Like, are you for sure that it 708 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 1: was him? Though? Like absolutely? We've been married for two 709 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,960 Speaker 1: years and together for three years plus that five years total. Okay, Yeah, 710 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,120 Speaker 1: you asked him about the pictures you're showing the pictures. 711 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,040 Speaker 1: I just I don't have a way to approach it, 712 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,080 Speaker 1: which is why I reached out to you all. Is 713 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 1: there any way that he isn't cheating and that was 714 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,840 Speaker 1: like innocent, well business related or something not off of 715 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,960 Speaker 1: those pictures? And I just don't even know who that 716 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,879 Speaker 1: girl is. I know who he works with, and I've 717 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,760 Speaker 1: never seen her before. Okay, So it's more about finding 718 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 1: out who the girl is. Yeah, because you ask him 719 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,040 Speaker 1: definitely not all right, Well, have you thought of a 720 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: way that we could call him to set him up 721 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,879 Speaker 1: that wouldn't seem like a weird phone call to get 722 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 1: so here's what I think we should do. Um, if 723 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 1: you all could call from the restaurant that he was 724 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,280 Speaker 1: at and say that you know, you had his information 725 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: from the reservation and everything, and that he could win 726 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,719 Speaker 1: a dinner for two and some free roses if he 727 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,480 Speaker 1: posted a picture of the restaurant kind of promoting film. 728 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,480 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that makes sense. It's a cool way. 729 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,239 Speaker 1: You don't think it's going to be two sous No, 730 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,919 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think so. I I think he'll 731 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 1: be excited to get something free. Okay, right, She's like, 732 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: I know him, says a lot cheater, and he'll be 733 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,319 Speaker 1: excited to get something free. All right. Well, we'll play 734 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,279 Speaker 1: a song and then come back and what's the name 735 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 1: of the restaurant? Um? Okay, okay, all right, cool, So 736 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,240 Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call from that restaurant 737 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,359 Speaker 1: and see if we can find out it proves how 738 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,160 Speaker 1: shady some dudes are. Okay, Right in the middle, Award 739 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,640 Speaker 1: of the Rods to catch Cheater. And Faith is on 740 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,560 Speaker 1: the phone pick because she thinks her husband, well she 741 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,440 Speaker 1: pretty much knows her husband, Matt is being unfaithful, very 742 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,640 Speaker 1: good seeing someone else because one of Faith's friends named 743 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,359 Speaker 1: Britt actually saw Matt at a restaurant with another woman, 744 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,279 Speaker 1: took pictures, sent it to Faith, and Faith has the 745 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,880 Speaker 1: pictures she had and asked him about it, but she 746 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,680 Speaker 1: wants to know who the woman is. So we're gonna 747 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,520 Speaker 1: try to find that out for Faith in just a second. 748 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: But this is how shady some dudes are. Faith. You 749 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,239 Speaker 1: didn't show him the pictures, right, because you knew, even 750 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,560 Speaker 1: if you showed it, you would have proof, like literal 751 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,279 Speaker 1: proof on your phone of him having dinner with another woman, 752 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,279 Speaker 1: and he would probably find a way to lie to 753 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,880 Speaker 1: you and try to tonight. Yeah. Yeah, he would probably 754 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,719 Speaker 1: just make something up. Right. You're like, here's a picture 755 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,640 Speaker 1: of you kissing no, his mouth to mouth, Like I 756 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: was walking by the street and I heard there, like, 757 00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,640 Speaker 1: as anybody know CPR, and so I ran in there 758 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,480 Speaker 1: because I'm a hero. You're like, you don't even know CPR. 759 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,839 Speaker 1: I learned it on YouTube on my drive that day. 760 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,920 Speaker 1: So weird the timing. Yeah, yeah, it's just about accountability 761 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,520 Speaker 1: at this point. Yeah right, all right, Well, we're gonna 762 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,200 Speaker 1: call him from the restaurant that he was at with 763 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,759 Speaker 1: this woman and say, you know, thanks for the reservation 764 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,360 Speaker 1: and we'd love to offer you a romantic dinner for 765 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,440 Speaker 1: two and some flowers and see whose name he gives us, 766 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,000 Speaker 1: and then feel free to find out who find out 767 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: the rest of the story. All right, all right, all right, 768 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:19,960 Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonn Dallas, one of her. Ye. Hello, Hi, 769 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 1: this is Shortal calling from Is this Matthew? Uh? Yeah? Hey? 770 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,959 Speaker 1: How are you? You are in here the other day 771 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,399 Speaker 1: and I just wanted to call. I got your number 772 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,600 Speaker 1: from the reservation, of course, and want to call say 773 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 1: thank you for your business. And I hope you enjoyed 774 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,279 Speaker 1: your meal. Thank you? Yeah I did, But I didn't 775 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,200 Speaker 1: make a reservation. Oh you didn't make it? Okay? Well, 776 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 1: I have your phone number and name here for a 777 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,680 Speaker 1: reservation if it was for two? So how to get 778 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,160 Speaker 1: my name in number? Uh? It's on the reservation. Could 779 00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 1: could the reservation have been made by someone else and 780 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 1: they also put your name on it? Well, I didn't 781 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,360 Speaker 1: make the reservation, but but you were in here eating 782 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,719 Speaker 1: the other night, and did you enjoy your meal? Yes, yes, 783 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,399 Speaker 1: I was there. I was there with with somebody else. Okay, yeah, 784 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: and okay, so was that the person who made the 785 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 1: reservation then? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, she did, she did. 786 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,400 Speaker 1: She um, she made the reservation under her name. Her 787 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: name was Leah. Okay, Leah got it. That's weird how 788 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,879 Speaker 1: I had your information under that reservation. But at least 789 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,759 Speaker 1: we know her name is Leah. Right? Uh yeah, Matt, 790 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:46,560 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Hm? M yeah. Hello, Hey, Matt, 791 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,919 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for that interruption. It's weird. I don't 792 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,839 Speaker 1: know how, but somehow your wife got on the line. 793 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: I am so done with you. I knew it. I 794 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,799 Speaker 1: knew it when Britt said those pictures, I knew you 795 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,120 Speaker 1: want to date with somebody else. Are you kidding you 796 00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,920 Speaker 1: right now? What's going on? Oh? What, Matt? This is 797 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,800 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, this is Jewil, this is Alex Fresh 798 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 1: and this is English Evan. And your wife actually got 799 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,200 Speaker 1: texted pictures of you out having dinner with another woman 800 00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,319 Speaker 1: the other day and we were trying to figure out 801 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,680 Speaker 1: what her name was, and it looks like it's somebody 802 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,720 Speaker 1: named Leah. Who's Leah was Leah? Matt answered the question, 803 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,640 Speaker 1: She's just a friend. She's not a girlfriend or anything, 804 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,600 Speaker 1: just a friend. So when you said you were out 805 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,480 Speaker 1: with the guys, that's who you were willing this Huh 806 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, they canceled the last minute. Why did 807 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,160 Speaker 1: you just come home? And why did you invite me 808 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,680 Speaker 1: to dinner? What are you doing? Yeah, it's not often 809 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,879 Speaker 1: that your dude friends canceled last minute and then you 810 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,359 Speaker 1: have a table for two somewhere that's been reserved already. Yeah. 811 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:59,759 Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not cheating? No? No, no, what 812 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: do you mean You're not cheating? You're on a date. 813 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,040 Speaker 1: It's intimant. It was like late, what is going on? 814 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,719 Speaker 1: Tell me what's going on? I have pictures on my 815 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,960 Speaker 1: phone of you holding her hand across the table. What 816 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:18,560 Speaker 1: the is going on? U? Okay, this tur namously we 817 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,560 Speaker 1: men at work. But it's not what you think it is. 818 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,080 Speaker 1: So you hold all the spords him. I think it 819 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:32,000 Speaker 1: is whatever. Whatever. I just I'm over it. I'm over it. 820 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:40,360 Speaker 1: How long that? How long? Uh? Dinner wasn't that long? No? 821 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,120 Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? Matt? Long? Dinner 822 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:51,880 Speaker 1: was Matt? Uh? About two months? Oh? Oh wow? I 823 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,640 Speaker 1: mean you guys have only been married for two years, 824 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,879 Speaker 1: so it hasn't started before the end, and you just 825 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,480 Speaker 1: acted on it and too much, like I'm over it. 826 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,840 Speaker 1: I'm overrid, I'm over you. I don't want to do 827 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,200 Speaker 1: this anymore. Damn that. I mean, if you're having problems 828 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 1: where you want to see somebody else, why not have 829 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,880 Speaker 1: a conversation. And if you're married, get a divorce or whatever. 830 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,239 Speaker 1: I've decided to have an open relationship, whatever agreement you 831 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 1: can come to, whether it's any of the relationship or 832 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,360 Speaker 1: what I mean, why not have the conversation? Why are 833 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,760 Speaker 1: you trying? Why why go behind your wife's back? Everything 834 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,640 Speaker 1: that's happened so fast? I don't know, I don't know. No, 835 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,359 Speaker 1: I don't believe you. It couldn't have happened fast. You'd 836 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,080 Speaker 1: let it happen that you didn't come to me? Do 837 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 1: you let this happen? Matt? You can we just talk 838 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,399 Speaker 1: about this later. I can't do this right now. Did 839 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,640 Speaker 1: you almost just call me Lea? I was like, I 840 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:54,399 Speaker 1: literally none of us, all of us heard it and said, 841 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,640 Speaker 1: oh no, he stuttered, He didn't say, Leah, all right, 842 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,239 Speaker 1: I think we need to wrop this up. You know what, 843 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,200 Speaker 1: don't don't even worry about coming home. I'll just make 844 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,200 Speaker 1: sure you get your stuff. I'm over it. We're done, 845 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,479 Speaker 1: We're done. I'm okay, I will be fine. Just wait 846 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,520 Speaker 1: for the papers. To come. Oh, Faith, I'm sorry about that. 847 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,080 Speaker 1: It sucks. It's sorry. Thank you guys for your health. Yeah, 848 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,839 Speaker 1: I mean you'll be better off trust me with someone 849 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,839 Speaker 1: who will call you the right name all the time. Hey, Faith, 850 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,680 Speaker 1: just hang on the line for a minute, just after 851 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,759 Speaker 1: this college Just hold on the line, all right, all right, Yeah, 852 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 1: we'll talk to you all fair a little bit. The 853 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,480 Speaker 1: Jewel Shows more of the roses. The Jewel Show on demand, 854 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,839 Speaker 1: all right. Remember, if you missed anything on the show, 855 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,799 Speaker 1: you can always follow online at the Jewel Show. You 856 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,120 Speaker 1: can check us out individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I 857 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,239 Speaker 1: met thatres. I'm at Evan on the radio. And we 858 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,680 Speaker 1: never like to break the news to you, so we 859 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,080 Speaker 1: always let the Kardashes do our dirty work. And I 860 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,879 Speaker 1: just want you guys know, like Homent, we really appreciate you. Guys, 861 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,640 Speaker 1: each every one of you are spending time away from 862 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 1: your families to be with our crazy family. We do 863 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,560 Speaker 1: and we'll see you later. It's a Jewel Show.