WEBVTT - Introducing: Tampon Rock

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of anthem entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>heart radio. Do you like fresh out of the up

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<v Speaker 1>and chocolate chip cookies and warm glass of milk? Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you love wholesome heteronormative lifestyle? What's heterin orbitive? And

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<v Speaker 1>do you like pretending that mental cycles just don't exist? Uh? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Then you'll hate tampon rock such as Wheel Want. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably wondering what is tampon rock and why am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to listen to it? Wow? Amazing, excellent question.

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<v Speaker 1>You know tampon Rock easy podcast. It's a sitcom kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like Friends, except gay and with black people, so

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<v Speaker 1>actually really not like friends. But it is about friends, right,

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<v Speaker 1>two best friends, Desia and Chloe. They have a band,

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<v Speaker 1>they live in Oakland, and they date like not each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's weird, but some people want to be

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<v Speaker 1>no disgusting. Also, it's a musical, but not a musical

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<v Speaker 1>like you're thinking of. It's a musical for people who

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<v Speaker 1>don't like musicals, you know what I mean? And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and for people who like me who do like musicals.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Spring Awakening, I love Chicago, and what I

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<v Speaker 1>love is that these songs in tampon Rock typically set

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<v Speaker 1>up the next scene. You know what I want me

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<v Speaker 1>to show them? Roll the clip. The roof is filled

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<v Speaker 1>with lesbians. She got a period couple gates to to.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you have it, a little tasted tampon Rock,

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<v Speaker 1>A little tease if you please, a little tootle for

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<v Speaker 1>my poodle. Will be your narrators will be helping you

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<v Speaker 1>through the process, so make sure you tune in December three. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tampon Rock. Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts.