WEBVTT - DONKEY: Cheating Wife Lies About Being Raped So She Could Get A Free STD Test

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida Mia.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you are a donkey.

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<v Speaker 3>The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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<v Speaker 4>It gave him too much money.

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<v Speaker 3>Florida man is arrested after w say he rigged the Glordia.

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<v Speaker 2>His home in an attempt to electric hit his pregnant

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<v Speaker 2>rights Police.

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<v Speaker 4>Arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famidas.

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<v Speaker 1>The Breakfast Club bench Donkey O the day with Charlam Heyne,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why y'all keep you letting him.

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<v Speaker 1>Get y'all like this, Well, do all of your own people, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey Today for Wednesday, August thirtieth goes to Renee don Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I pronounced her last name wrong, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>Renee is from Florida, ladies and gettlemen, And what does

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<v Speaker 1>your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida, and today is no exception.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Renee is thirty years old and she will spend two

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<v Speaker 1>years under community control which is a form of house arrest,

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<v Speaker 1>eight years on probation, and will have to pay a

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<v Speaker 1>fine of more than seventeen grand And personally, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that is enough. In fact, I think she should

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<v Speaker 1>get actual prison time. Why Uncle Sharla, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>wishing printon time on this woman? Well, let's go to

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<v Speaker 1>Fox thirteen tampafore the report.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, South Dakota resident Rede Skogland is far from home

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<v Speaker 3>and in legal hot water. That even surprised the judge.

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<v Speaker 4>This is really unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>Skogland's trail of lies started was she decided to come

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<v Speaker 3>to Tampa Bay and cheat on her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>That she felt guilty about this due to her marital status,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wanted to get checked for her sexual transmitted diseases.

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<v Speaker 3>But she wanted to get tested for free, so she

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<v Speaker 3>decided to call nine one one. Cogland made up a

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<v Speaker 3>story about having car trouble and pulling over on the

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<v Speaker 3>side of the road, owed an unknown milk approached her.

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<v Speaker 3>Because her face was covered, she couldn't describe her attacker.

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<v Speaker 3>When police checked her cell phone and found this Walmart

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<v Speaker 3>surveillance video of Skogland buying the rope herself. She confessed

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<v Speaker 3>to making the whole thing up. She was charged with

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<v Speaker 3>making a false police report and decided to take a

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<v Speaker 3>plea deal.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not even from Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>She's from South Dakota, came to Florida and became a

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<v Speaker 1>Florida fool because it's in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Water, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman made up a false rape report in Florida

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<v Speaker 1>to get a free STD test. Let's just sit here

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<v Speaker 1>for a second and take that in. I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>my Paula Santo, just think about that. Renee made up

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<v Speaker 1>a false rape report in Florida to get a free

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<v Speaker 1>STD test. Believe all women?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? Define all?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's what we should have asked when that foolish

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<v Speaker 1>ass slogan became part of our lexicon.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean by all?

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<v Speaker 1>Because women like Renee can't possibly be under the umbrella

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<v Speaker 1>of all correct?

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<v Speaker 2>I have so many questions. Why didn't she just go

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<v Speaker 2>through the clinic? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I did some research, and by research I mean Google,

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<v Speaker 1>and all I did was type in free STD testing

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a whole website called Sayer.

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<v Speaker 1>Std testing dot com. It tells you all the clinics

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<v Speaker 1>that are near you. It says right here. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for cheap STD testing clinics in the state of

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<v Speaker 1>Florida to get an HIV, herpies, committee, Gonnery, a syphilis

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<v Speaker 1>or a hepatitis screening for yourself or your partner, you can

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<v Speaker 1>get tested today by selecting an option below to find

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<v Speaker 1>an affordable STD test clinic near you. Same day STD

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<v Speaker 1>testing locations also available with results in one to two days.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you just go to a free clinic? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Renee at the time was married and she lied about

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<v Speaker 1>this sexual assault in attempt to get a free STD

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<v Speaker 1>test after she had a one night stand in Tampa,

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<v Speaker 1>so she cheated on her husband, felt guilty about it,

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<v Speaker 1>so she decided to go get checked out for an

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<v Speaker 1>STD and instead of just going to a doctor or clinic,

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<v Speaker 1>she decided to lie about being a rape so she

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<v Speaker 1>could get a free STD test Forrene.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your plan? B? Okay, if that was planing A?

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<v Speaker 2>What was planning B? This couldn't have been the only plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to mention, you lied about a rape claim so

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<v Speaker 1>you could get a free SDD test. So clearly you

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<v Speaker 1>hard on money, but you had money to buy rope.

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<v Speaker 2>We looked it up. The hollow braid rope that she

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<v Speaker 2>bought is twenty two dollars. Okay? How much is an

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<v Speaker 2>STD testing floor?

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<v Speaker 1>According to Google, the cost of a STD tests will

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<v Speaker 1>vary by location and test type. Some clinics, usually community

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<v Speaker 1>or nonprofit clinics, are for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Are low cost testing labs.

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<v Speaker 1>Clinics and at home testing companies may accept insurance to

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<v Speaker 1>cover all lower your cost of testing and live testing

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<v Speaker 1>fees range from eight dollars to one hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You had money for an STD test?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw other sources say that the STD test in

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<v Speaker 1>Florida it's fifty five dollars. The test covered syphilis and

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<v Speaker 1>HIV commidia gonnerhea. Herpees test forty five dollars. All I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is if you had money for rope, you could

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten some money for STD test. Hell, you had

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<v Speaker 1>money to travel from South Dakota to Temple to Creep

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<v Speaker 1>in the first place. Okay, Renee, what about condoms, which

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<v Speaker 1>you too can get free from the clinic? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>two words for you, Renee, planned parenthood. They can help

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<v Speaker 1>you get condoms and other birth control methods for free.

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<v Speaker 1>If that ware inflation is taking us now where people

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<v Speaker 1>can't even afford to cheat. What happened to the good

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<v Speaker 1>old days when you know you got an STD and

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<v Speaker 1>blamed it on your significant other. We used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a country. We'll get away from traditional values. Not to

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<v Speaker 1>mention you, nasty Renee, Not only are you a despicable

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<v Speaker 1>human who would lie about being raped, you slept with

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<v Speaker 1>your little side piece unprotected, bare back. Shimmy, shimmy, y'ah shimmy, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>shimmy yan. You fought bad knuckle in the club and

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<v Speaker 1>thought you lost. That's why you went to go get

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<v Speaker 1>in that detest. Okay, lock this woman up, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>put her under the jail. There's too many women out

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<v Speaker 1>here who are real victims, who actually are dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>the real trauma of being sexually assaulted. And you out

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<v Speaker 1>here lying simply because you cheated on your husband and

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<v Speaker 1>did the raw dog roulette with another man.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Please give Renee Dawn Skoglawn the biggest he hull. What

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<v Speaker 2>a world we live in?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, m m wild.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to play a game, I do all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's play a game of guess what racier.

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<v Speaker 1>Skoglawn from South Dakota out with all the way to Temple, Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>so she could do the raw dog roulette with a

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<v Speaker 1>side piece. Thought she called an STD, So she lied

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<v Speaker 1>about being raped so she could get a free STD test.

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<v Speaker 2>Mona, guess what race she is?

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<v Speaker 4>She is a Caucasian from the coffeestmelntaing.

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<v Speaker 2>One of your coop's finest creations.

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<v Speaker 1>Mona says, Jesus, okay, dj n W, well don't call

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<v Speaker 1>me white girl.

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<v Speaker 2>And dj NB, yes, sir, you're both correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Renee, she got made by yall cool on her ass?

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<v Speaker 2>She Jesus right, what did I win? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>What gave it away? What gave it away?

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<v Speaker 4>The last name in the crime? Yeah, all right? In

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<v Speaker 4>the claim of rape, it was a good one. She said.

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<v Speaker 4>What what did she say? This sailing look like? She

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<v Speaker 4>said she could.

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<v Speaker 2>Two questions. Did she have an STD? I have no IDEA.

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<v Speaker 2>Second question, you said, should me sho me yoshim me?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say, shoumy shit me yos shoo me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>shiya shoomy yam?

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<v Speaker 4>Should me a should me shoy yoah shood me yam?

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<v Speaker 4>Should a give me? Maybe I like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I like it wrong? Okay? Tell Gia, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why you're looking at my eyes telling me that

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<v Speaker 2>you know what. All right, b e T. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>how them all b e T. We'll see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>By donkey of today is brought to you by the

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<v Speaker 1>law office of Michael s Lamb and Soft. Don't be

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<v Speaker 1>a donkey. Do pound two fifty on your cell and

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<v Speaker 1>say the bull. If you've been hurting a construction accident,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pound two five oh from your cell and say

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<v Speaker 1>the bull.