Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida Mia.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 3: The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 4: It gave him too much money.
Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after w say he rigged the Glordia.
Speaker 2: His home in an attempt to electric hit his pregnant
Speaker 2: rights Police.
Speaker 4: Arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famidas.
Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club bench Donkey O the day with Charlam Heyne,
Speaker 1: the guy.
Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all keep you letting him.
Speaker 1: Get y'all like this, Well, do all of your own people, Okay,
Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Wednesday, August thirtieth goes to Renee don Scotland.
Speaker 1: I know I pronounced her last name wrong, Okay, but
Speaker 1: Renee is from Florida, ladies and gettlemen, And what does
Speaker 1: your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Renee is thirty years old and she will spend two
Speaker 1: years under community control which is a form of house arrest,
Speaker 1: eight years on probation, and will have to pay a
Speaker 1: fine of more than seventeen grand And personally, I don't
Speaker 1: think that is enough. In fact, I think she should
Speaker 1: get actual prison time. Why Uncle Sharla, why are you
Speaker 1: wishing printon time on this woman? Well, let's go to
Speaker 1: Fox thirteen tampafore the report.
Speaker 3: Please, South Dakota resident Rede Skogland is far from home
Speaker 3: and in legal hot water. That even surprised the judge.
Speaker 4: This is really unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Skogland's trail of lies started was she decided to come
Speaker 3: to Tampa Bay and cheat on her husband.
Speaker 1: That she felt guilty about this due to her marital status,
Speaker 1: and she wanted to get checked for her sexual transmitted diseases.
Speaker 3: But she wanted to get tested for free, so she
Speaker 3: decided to call nine one one. Cogland made up a
Speaker 3: story about having car trouble and pulling over on the
Speaker 3: side of the road, owed an unknown milk approached her.
Speaker 3: Because her face was covered, she couldn't describe her attacker.
Speaker 3: When police checked her cell phone and found this Walmart
Speaker 3: surveillance video of Skogland buying the rope herself. She confessed
Speaker 3: to making the whole thing up. She was charged with
Speaker 3: making a false police report and decided to take a
Speaker 3: plea deal.
Speaker 2: She's not even from Florida.
Speaker 1: She's from South Dakota, came to Florida and became a
Speaker 1: Florida fool because it's in the.
Speaker 2: Water, all right.
Speaker 1: This woman made up a false rape report in Florida
Speaker 1: to get a free STD test. Let's just sit here
Speaker 1: for a second and take that in. I mean, like
Speaker 1: my Paula Santo, just think about that. Renee made up
Speaker 1: a false rape report in Florida to get a free
Speaker 1: STD test. Believe all women?
Speaker 2: Huh? Define all?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we should have asked when that foolish
Speaker 1: ass slogan became part of our lexicon.
Speaker 2: What do you mean by all?
Speaker 1: Because women like Renee can't possibly be under the umbrella
Speaker 1: of all correct?
Speaker 2: I have so many questions. Why didn't she just go
Speaker 2: through the clinic? Okay?
Speaker 1: I did some research, and by research I mean Google,
Speaker 1: and all I did was type in free STD testing
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 2: It's a whole website called Sayer.
Speaker 1: Std testing dot com. It tells you all the clinics
Speaker 1: that are near you. It says right here. If you're
Speaker 1: looking for cheap STD testing clinics in the state of
Speaker 1: Florida to get an HIV, herpies, committee, Gonnery, a syphilis
Speaker 1: or a hepatitis screening for yourself or your partner, you can
Speaker 1: get tested today by selecting an option below to find
Speaker 1: an affordable STD test clinic near you. Same day STD
Speaker 1: testing locations also available with results in one to two days.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just go to a free clinic? Now?
Speaker 1: Renee at the time was married and she lied about
Speaker 1: this sexual assault in attempt to get a free STD
Speaker 1: test after she had a one night stand in Tampa,
Speaker 1: so she cheated on her husband, felt guilty about it,
Speaker 1: so she decided to go get checked out for an
Speaker 1: STD and instead of just going to a doctor or clinic,
Speaker 1: she decided to lie about being a rape so she
Speaker 1: could get a free STD test Forrene.
Speaker 2: What was your plan? B? Okay, if that was planing A?
Speaker 2: What was planning B? This couldn't have been the only plan.
Speaker 1: Not to mention, you lied about a rape claim so
Speaker 1: you could get a free SDD test. So clearly you
Speaker 1: hard on money, but you had money to buy rope.
Speaker 2: We looked it up. The hollow braid rope that she
Speaker 2: bought is twenty two dollars. Okay? How much is an
Speaker 2: STD testing floor?
Speaker 1: According to Google, the cost of a STD tests will
Speaker 1: vary by location and test type. Some clinics, usually community
Speaker 1: or nonprofit clinics, are for free.
Speaker 2: Are low cost testing labs.
Speaker 1: Clinics and at home testing companies may accept insurance to
Speaker 1: cover all lower your cost of testing and live testing
Speaker 1: fees range from eight dollars to one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: You had money for an STD test?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I saw other sources say that the STD test in
Speaker 1: Florida it's fifty five dollars. The test covered syphilis and
Speaker 1: HIV commidia gonnerhea. Herpees test forty five dollars. All I'm
Speaker 1: saying is if you had money for rope, you could
Speaker 1: have gotten some money for STD test. Hell, you had
Speaker 1: money to travel from South Dakota to Temple to Creep
Speaker 1: in the first place. Okay, Renee, what about condoms, which
Speaker 1: you too can get free from the clinic? All right,
Speaker 1: two words for you, Renee, planned parenthood. They can help
Speaker 1: you get condoms and other birth control methods for free.
Speaker 1: If that ware inflation is taking us now where people
Speaker 1: can't even afford to cheat. What happened to the good
Speaker 1: old days when you know you got an STD and
Speaker 1: blamed it on your significant other. We used to be
Speaker 1: a country. We'll get away from traditional values. Not to
Speaker 1: mention you, nasty Renee, Not only are you a despicable
Speaker 1: human who would lie about being raped, you slept with
Speaker 1: your little side piece unprotected, bare back. Shimmy, shimmy, y'ah shimmy, yeah,
Speaker 1: shimmy yan. You fought bad knuckle in the club and
Speaker 1: thought you lost. That's why you went to go get
Speaker 1: in that detest. Okay, lock this woman up, all right,
Speaker 1: put her under the jail. There's too many women out
Speaker 1: here who are real victims, who actually are dealing with
Speaker 1: the real trauma of being sexually assaulted. And you out
Speaker 1: here lying simply because you cheated on your husband and
Speaker 1: did the raw dog roulette with another man.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: Please give Renee Dawn Skoglawn the biggest he hull. What
Speaker 2: a world we live in?
Speaker 4: Man, m m wild.
Speaker 2: You want to play a game, I do all right.
Speaker 2: Let's play a game of guess what racier.
Speaker 1: Skoglawn from South Dakota out with all the way to Temple, Florida,
Speaker 1: so she could do the raw dog roulette with a
Speaker 1: side piece. Thought she called an STD, So she lied
Speaker 1: about being raped so she could get a free STD test.
Speaker 2: Mona, guess what race she is?
Speaker 4: She is a Caucasian from the coffeestmelntaing.
Speaker 2: One of your coop's finest creations.
Speaker 1: Mona says, Jesus, okay, dj n W, well don't call
Speaker 1: me white girl.
Speaker 2: And dj NB, yes, sir, you're both correct.
Speaker 1: Renee, she got made by yall cool on her ass?
Speaker 2: She Jesus right, what did I win? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 2: What gave it away? What gave it away?
Speaker 4: The last name in the crime? Yeah, all right? In
Speaker 4: the claim of rape, it was a good one. She said.
Speaker 4: What what did she say? This sailing look like? She
Speaker 4: said she could.
Speaker 2: Two questions. Did she have an STD? I have no IDEA.
Speaker 2: Second question, you said, should me sho me yoshim me?
Speaker 2: What did you say, shoumy shit me yos shoo me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: shiya shoomy yam?
Speaker 4: Should me a should me shoy yoah shood me yam?
Speaker 4: Should a give me? Maybe I like it?
Speaker 2: Maybe I like it wrong? Okay? Tell Gia, I don't
Speaker 2: know why you're looking at my eyes telling me that
Speaker 2: you know what. All right, b e T. We'll see
Speaker 2: how them all b e T. We'll see you tomorrow.
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