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Speaker 1: His name is doctor Jackson, Doctor Jackson. Thank you all right.

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Speaker 1: you and I wake up in the morning to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, I'm like, oh my god, what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with me? A problem? And I'm like, oh wait, oh

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Speaker 1: oh good, I just ad asparagus last time. All right,

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret you'd like to

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Speaker 1: tell us about asparagus. Yeah. So my dirty little secret

427
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Speaker 1: is that I have an odd kind of collection. So

428
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Speaker 1: when I was in high school, we had a health

429
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Speaker 1: class and they gave out free condoms to all the students,

430
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Speaker 1: nice and I held on to that one. Yeah. It

431
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: was like, great, I might have to use this, and

432
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: so I like put it in a box and then

433
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Speaker 1: I kept collecting different kinds of condoms everywhere I went.

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Speaker 1: Like if I went to the drug store, I'd be like, well,

435
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Speaker 1: maybe I'll just pick up these. So and you go

436
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Speaker 1: through the condom miisle in the grocery store or wherever,

437
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh that and you have a

438
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: collection all. I got to think about that one yet.

439
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 1: Remember like when your teens, you can go to the

440
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Speaker 1: walking clinic and you get free condoms, like on the

441
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Speaker 1: counter there's all of them. Yeah, did you steal all those? Yeah?

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00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: Basically like anyone that I hadn't had before I took.

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00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: Or like you know, in a like a bar, if

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00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: you go into the bathroom and there's like maybe weird ones,

445
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 1: you know, ribbed for her pleasure or for those weird

446
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 1: brands that you've never heard of. Yeah, yeah, where you're

447
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: like knocker brand condoms and I've never heard of them.

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Speaker 1: What's your best one, the one that you're most proud

449
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 1: of in your collection? Um, the one that's my favorite. Actually,

450
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: when you unroll it, it says your name here on it. Wow,

451
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: that's incredible. So you have a big collection of really

452
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: random condoms. Uh, yeah, that's true. It's a pretty big collection.

453
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: But that's uh, that's not actually my dirtiest little secret

454
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Speaker 1: even want to know. Yeah, what did you do with these? Gods? Well,

455
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: the problem is that I didn't do anything with it.

456
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: My collection is so big because I actually still a virgin.

457
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Speaker 1: You've never even used one at all before, other than

458
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Speaker 1: maybe probably blown them up in pop Yeah, yeah, I've

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00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm half of them have expired at this point. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, keep collecting. I think that's an amazing collection. Yeah,

461
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: I mean, as a conversation starter, it's a weird one,

462
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Speaker 1: but maybe it'll work one day. Maybe I'd hate to

463
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Speaker 1: say this too, asparagus, but you sound like, you know,

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Speaker 1: relatively mature in terms of age. How has it just

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00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: not never happened or you know what's been the problem? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I can never seem to

467
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Speaker 1: like get over the friendship hump. And I like what

468
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: you did there and when that does happen. Um, you

469
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Speaker 1: know a lot about protection, right, because you've been collecting

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00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 1: it since you were very young and have all kinds

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Speaker 1: of different ones. Have you heard of the trojan extended

472
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Speaker 1: pleasure ones who yes, like a numbing thing in it?

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Speaker 1: So that oh so you can you can last last

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Speaker 1: for a little bit longer, longer, longer than thirty second. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they make a spray too, so spy. Oh my god,

476
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: yeah so that you yeah, so that you don't seek

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Speaker 1: a last longer. But it's not good though. I bet

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Speaker 1: that's not good for you. No, I mean it's not

479
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: good as far as how it makes you feel, because

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00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: it sounds like a good idea, like, oh, this could

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Speaker 1: help out, you know, I could maybe last a little

482
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: bit longer than a TV commercial maybe, right, But then

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Speaker 1: you use it and then nothing works because it's like

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Speaker 1: if you know, if you go to the dentist, right

485
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Speaker 1: and you shot a novocane. Oh yeah, it feels like

486
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: that party you went to the dentist and it just

487
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Speaker 1: will not work. Oh okay, don't get the spray. Just kidding. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They then all right, well, thank you for your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah, thanks guys. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, April twenty eight, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and a major celebrity has taken some heat from

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Speaker 1: shaving their significant others down their hair. Yeah, find out

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Speaker 1: about that in the second. But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm all expression. Connor McGregor's doppelganger was busted and heading

497
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Speaker 1: to the slammer for something he was impersonating Connor for.

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Speaker 1: And let's just say it's probably not too far off

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Speaker 1: from the real thing, all right, and I'm English. Evan

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00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: and Theme Pop guests filmed themselves climbing down two hundred

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Speaker 1: feet after a roller coaster breakdown. Okay, you hear about

502
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: both those stories in just a second. Before our lead

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Speaker 1: story of the day, the Fast and the Furious star

504
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Speaker 1: Tyrese Gibson, his girlfriend posted a video on Instagram of

505
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Speaker 1: him shaving her down their hair. Oh that is so bizarre.

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Speaker 1: Grow Yeah, very weird. And I only report the story

507
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Speaker 1: just to say that went from zero to WTF and

508
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: twenty seconds? Yeah, that fast and furious? Yeah. Do you

509
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Speaker 1: think that it's going too far plus in that video

510
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Speaker 1: on social media? Though? I do? Yeah? Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: so for sure. Didn't show her actual I don't care

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00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: hard just Tyree's shaving it. No, No, it's just something

513
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Speaker 1: you shouldn't see. Text in Varno six one is that

514
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: going too far. By the way, you can follow us

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Speaker 1: on social media. I'm not sure if we're going to

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Speaker 1: post a video like that later. But at the Jewel Show,

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00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, I'm I'm at Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who's on the location in Ireland

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Speaker 1: where Connor McGregor is from. If you guys don't know

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00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: who that is, he is a m M A fighter, right,

524
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: and he's pretty bad ass if you would ask me.

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00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: It's good. So he has a doppelganger who looks freaking

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00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: exactly like him, um, except he just looks like a

527
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: little bit older and like he's done too many drugs.

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00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: I like Connor McGregor a lot. I like to use

529
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: the talk trash though. He's so funny too. Yeah he is.

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Speaker 1: But so what he did though, he was impersonating him,

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Speaker 1: and he was acting like him for who knows how long.

532
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: But the impersonator got caught pulled over by the cops

533
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: in February for trying to throw some of narcotics and

534
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Speaker 1: burner phones away, but they saw him do and so

535
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 1: when they searched his car they found business cards that

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00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: had McGregor enterprises on it. When he was asked his name,

537
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: he said Connor. Yeah, he got arrested and he's going

538
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: to prison for three years. Oh so that's like fraud

539
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: and being a drug deal log. Yes, yes, so much

540
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: like Connor McGregor that he was able to pull it off.

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Speaker 1: He looks so much like him. Oh wow, he looks

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00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: a lot like he does look kind of like Oh yeah,

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00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: he a little bit older and just like a little

544
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: bit too many drugs. Yes, his face is a little

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00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: more swollen than Connor. By the way, we'll put that

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Speaker 1: picture up on the story. You can go to at

547
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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show you can see the picture of the

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Speaker 1: Connor McGregor impersonator. Poor Man's Connor McGregor is now in prison.

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00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: All right, Which celebrity? If you guys could impersonate a celebrity,

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Speaker 1: you think that you look close enough, closely enough like them,

551
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: close enough he looked like them enough to doppele gag them?

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00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: Which celebrity would you doppele gaming? Well, I don't necessarily

553
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: think that I look so much like her, But I've

554
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: been getting so many comments saying that it looked like

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00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Yeah, there's been a lot of

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00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: people that have said that, a lot of comments. I mean,

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00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: there's some pictures that like resemble it, but I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't really see it that much. I guess Lady

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00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: Gaga because that's what everybody says. Okay, that's a good one, Evan,

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00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: what would you do? Um? The doppel ganger that I

561
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: look like most is that there's a guy on Grey's Anatomy.

562
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: He's a ginger doctor, but he has the exact saying oh, yep, yep,

563
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: do you know the one? Yep? I have no idea

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00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: what his name is. But like, I went on omegal

565
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: the other day with my girlfriend as well. It's like

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00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: a website where you can just chat with grandom people,

567
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: and more than five people said, I'm like, oh, you

568
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: like the doctor from Greater Than Anime? Juple. Who do

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Speaker 1: you think your doppel ganger is? I have two Joe Latrulio,

570
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: he was on the Brooklyn nine nine show. He's been

571
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Speaker 1: in a bunch of movies. Yeah, he's funny. Also, we man,

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00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: I looked like a taller version of man. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: look up, we man, Yo, he looks like him, right,

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Speaker 1: I look more like we man than we Man. I've

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Speaker 1: got wemen up right now, you look exactly like we

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Speaker 1: literally very similar. All right. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They And for our next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over at the English Redhead. Or is

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Speaker 1: that the ginger doctor from Gray's Anatomy. I can't tell.

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Speaker 1: I know it's so close. But a popular roller coaster

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Speaker 1: in a British theme park broke down at the top

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00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: of a loop the other day and one of the

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Speaker 1: passengers filmed her experience walking down from two hundred feet

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00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, in a viral video on TikTok.

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00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: But the main reason that I did this story is

587
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Speaker 1: because the first time that I went to six Flags

588
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Speaker 1: about two years ago, I went with my girlfriend and

589
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Speaker 1: her and her whole family pretty much and her mum.

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Speaker 1: On the very last ride of the day, got stuck

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Speaker 1: at the top of the roller coaster and they were

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Speaker 1: stuck there for ten minutes and it was like the

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Speaker 1: last ride of the night, so it was closing down

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Speaker 1: and when they started the ride back up. It was

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Speaker 1: silent on the way around because no one was like

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Speaker 1: they were too scared to scream anymore. Had so scared

597
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Speaker 1: scared the screams out of the only ride I remember

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Speaker 1: doing as a kid. As the teacups spinning around the teacup.

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Speaker 1: I threw up on the teacups in Disneyland. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're not fun. Everybody threw up on a teacups. All right,

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Speaker 1: See you lose job, lady, and that means, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. After I threw

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Speaker 1: up from the teacups, I peeped myself on the hot road.

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00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds fun, a good trip, No wonder people

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Speaker 1: like a music parks. About to lose your job? Tinam

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Speaker 1: Oh that was the i n N the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow the same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard hitting report. This is I n N News The

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Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame day

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Speaker 1: mornings on. That's one. He's hello, Hey, it's Jinxie column

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Speaker 1: from Entertainment. I was looking for Ryland. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm in charge of that. Huh, it's yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: in charge. That's my son. I'm in charge for his right.

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00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. I was reading the

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Speaker 1: order here wrong. Um. So you're his mom, Travis, Yes, No,

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Speaker 1: that that's my husband. I'm stay Oh okay, sorry, yeah,

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00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: Stacy and your Ryland's mama. Yes, yeah, okay. Cool. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am the clown that's going to be performing at

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Speaker 1: the birthday party, and so I'm just giving you a

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Speaker 1: call to see what we're going to be entertained those

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00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: little with this weekend. Excuse, did you just see that? Far? Um?

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Speaker 1: Did I say? Yeah? I mean we're both adults, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't want that kind of language

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Speaker 1: being used around like five year old I'm six year old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't worry. I won't be using that language around

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Speaker 1: the kids. I know better than that. But I figured,

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Speaker 1: you know what, adults, I'm a middle aged man who

629
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: calls himself jink Zee for money, so not a whole

630
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: lot of it. You know, I trust me. I can

631
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: be on when I need to be on, but when

632
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking to adults, I just gotta I just gotta

633
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: be honest. You know, I'm sorry that you really don't

634
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: sound or the job. Look, your son's what is it six? Right? Six? Yeah,

635
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: your son's turning six? Birthday parties this weekend. You call

636
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: up the clown place and you're like, hey, we'd love

637
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: to have a clown come out and entertain a bunch

638
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: of five to seven year olds, and who you send

639
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: us one of your your best clowns. And then they

640
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: talk to me and I answer my phone and they say, hey,

641
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: Jinksy got a gig for you, And that's my life,

642
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: jinks the clown I perform for six year olds. Yeah. Well, honestly,

643
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to

644
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: read schedule. So I prefer cash. I prefer cash. If

645
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: you can pay me in cash, yeah, really petered deposit

646
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: and um, I think I'm gonna have to go with

647
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: someone else. Um. You just you really sound like you're

648
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: having some issues, and maybe you should go for having

649
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: some issues. Yeah, I min I put vodka in my

650
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: water in my flower that squirts water. What did you say? Yeah?

651
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: You know those big flowers that squirt water the clowns.

652
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: Half guess who has one of those, Jinxie And guess

653
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: what he fills it up with vodka. Okay, Oh my gosh,

654
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: I sprits it into my own mouth so I can

655
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: forget about the fact that I call myself. Who's your manager?

656
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: Can I sleep on your couch? Oh my gosh, this

657
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: is really good. No. Look, I'll cut you a deal

658
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: half off. I can sleep on your couch for just

659
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: a couple of days so I get back on my feet.

660
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What is the name of your manager? Like?

661
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: What's serious? What's his name? Because I really need to

662
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: report this. This is ridiculous. I'll just I'll just see

663
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: you at the party and we can talk about all

664
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: this whenever. No, you're not coming to the party. You

665
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: are not allowed to come here. My children. This is ridiculous.

666
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: So what is your name, like, besides Jinkie, this is

667
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: the real name that you go by? This is this

668
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: is this is ridiculous. I have to the manager. Nobody's

669
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: ever taken the time to ask me that, not even

670
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: my own parents. That's ridiculous. No, I didn't even know

671
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: my name now until now, because I'm really getting really

672
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: concerned it, I'm actually report the company to the Better

673
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: Business Bureau because this is ridiculous. All right, we'll find

674
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: my name is Jewel, and this is a phone prank.

675
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: What it's a joke. This is actually Jewel from The

676
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

677
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: Travis set you up. He says that you've been freaking about,

678
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: freaking out about planning your son's birthday party, and wanted

679
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: to freak you out about the clown that's performing. Oh

680
00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: my goodness, oh Travis. But honestly, right now, I think

681
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: idea wake up every morning with Jubil Phone Pranks twenty

682
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: the Jubil Show on demand. There's like three types of

683
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: guys that play the lead role in a romantic comedy, right,

684
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: the character not even the guy. But there's the guy

685
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: with the dog. Women love a dude with the dog. Right.

686
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: Then there's the guy that plays guitar. Oh, by the

687
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: camp fire. Women love the guy that plays guitar. Also

688
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: the guy that donates his time on the weekends to

689
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: hand out food to the homeless. The charitable dude. Women

690
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: also like that guy. And Angel is on the phone

691
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: right now for a first date follow up and apparently

692
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back from the third option.

693
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: They're a charitable guy. Yeah, Hi, Hi guy, Hi, So

694
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: you said that you met a guy named Mikey and right,

695
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: you really liked him, but now he's not calling you back.

696
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: And you guys met at a food bank. Yes, yes,

697
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: we were both volunteering at a food bank. And I

698
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: don't know, I kind of felt this like chemistry between us.

699
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: I felt like it was going really well. I felt

700
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: like we were having a great time. We really liked

701
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: each other, had a lot in comment, and we exchanged

702
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: numbers and we said we were going to hang out.

703
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: You guys were working at a food bank. We just

704
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: strike up a conversation over a can of beans or something,

705
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: just like, well, these beans are good. What do you

706
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: think of these beans? We should get together one of

707
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: these beans together and eat them. No, we were both

708
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: like serving together. So I think there's a super sweet

709
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: way to meet somebody. It is very cute. It it

710
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: was kind of romantic. It was kind of like what

711
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: you just mentioned, how you meet somebody in a romantic comedy.

712
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 1: I thought it was really cute. And he was really

713
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: sweet and very attractive and very nice and smart. We

714
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 1: had a great conversation. We're just like joking around a little.

715
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: We had like really good back and forth a little

716
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: you know, like flirty, and I don't know, I just

717
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like, Wow, this guy's like

718
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: really into me. And then we exchange numbers and I

719
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: texted him after a few days and I was like, Hey,

720
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: I'm volunteering at this place this weekend. Do you want

721
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: to come and help us out? And he didn't answer.

722
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: So I was like, I was like, all right, he's

723
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: busy or whatever. Okay, so he hasn't said anything to

724
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: you since then. No. I texted a couple of times

725
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: about different things, and he just did not respond. Ever,

726
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: that's what I like, I currently took it down wrong

727
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: or something. Well, I don't know. I would assume somebody

728
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: would actually text me back and say this isn't Mikey,

729
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: you have the wrong number or something. Yeah, you know what,

730
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: he sounds like a sounds like a great guy. Maybe

731
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: he donated his phone to the less fortunate. Doubtful. I

732
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: would expect the last fortunate to at least call me back,

733
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: to be courteous and say, hey, like he gave us

734
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: his phones. It sounds like you're super into this guy.

735
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: But did were you getting those vibes back from him?

736
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: I really was. That's why I'm so surprised because he

737
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: was I don't know. He was like flirty, but like

738
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: in a nice way. He wasn't like you know too much,

739
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: but it's like really sweet and cute and chemistry and vibe.

740
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: You know who asked who? Did you ask him first number?

741
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: Did he ask you for your number? You know what?

742
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: He actually asked me if I had an Instagram? And

743
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: he said, let's add each other on Instagram? Okay, and

744
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I and I said, I don't use Instagram. I'll give

745
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: you my phone number. Oh you don't use Instagram? What's

746
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: wrong with you? That's weird? Are you from? I mean,

747
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, I'm on Instagram, but I just

748
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: don't use it. I don't go on it to talk

749
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: to people or anything like that. You know, I hardly

750
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: ever use it. Well, if you do, you should follow

751
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: us at Evan on the radio. Yeah, and follow us

752
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: whenever you want. Why do you think he's not calling

753
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: you back? Though? I know? Is it possible that I'm

754
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: that bad? It's knowing when somebody's fake or lying? Or

755
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: is he married? Does he have a girlfriend? I have

756
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: no idea. I don't know. I got like really good

757
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: vibes from him, so I'm I don't know if I'm

758
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: crazy for not seeing this person is lying, or is

759
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: that something happen or maybe he is this great guy.

760
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: Maybe something happened. I have no idea. Maybe he didn't

761
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: like the way you were volunteering, because some people volunteer,

762
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: you know, just do it really weird. Yeah, maybe you

763
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: gave too much mashed potatoes or something and you know

764
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: I would do it or not enough. We'll try to

765
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: figure it out for you, all right, We'll play a song,

766
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: come back and then call him and see if the answers.

767
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: Will you help me out, find out what we're wrong,

768
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: and hopefully give you another day? Okay? Right in the

769
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: middle of today's first date follow up, and I call

770
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 1: this one loving the suit line because that's the romantic

771
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: comedy that I've made up in my head for Angel,

772
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: who is on the phone right now. And Angel met

773
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: a prince an Angel, a guy Angel, because we're talking

774
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: to a female Angel, right, but a guy Angel at

775
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: a food bank when they're both lunteering, their eyes locked

776
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: in the food line, and he said, hey, you get

777
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: a little custard on your cheek, and she said everything

778
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: was great. He seemed to really like her, they exchanged

779
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: numbers and said they should go out, and she texted

780
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: him after and nothing. So we don't know why, and

781
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: we're about to figure it out. Any any last thoughts

782
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: before we try to call Mikey and get you another date.

783
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really nervous, but I'm excited and

784
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: I want to know what happened. I'm really curious. I

785
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: just want to do it, so, no matter what, you

786
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: at least want to know why he's not calling you

787
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: back if you can't get another date, right right right? Okay, cool,

788
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dallas on him right now and see if

789
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: it picks up. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Mikey? Yeah? Hey,

790
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: what's up, Mikey? How are you? This is the Jewil Show.

791
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbil, my name's Alex Fresh and this

792
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: is English heavan. Hey, guys, do you know what that is? Yeah? Yeah,

793
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: I've heard you guys. Oh well that's cool. Well thanks

794
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: for listening. Yeah, absolutely, what's going what's going on? Not much?

795
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: You're just calling you because somebody sent us an email

796
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: about you, Mikey. Okay, that doesn't worry you. Do you

797
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: know what about? I don't know what about? Yes, what's

798
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: what's the email? What's the email about? Well, we got

799
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: an email from somebody that you met while you're volunteering

800
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: at a food bank a few weeks ago. Oh oh, okay,

801
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're talking about Angel, then, yes, yes, we

802
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: are talking about Angel. Angel emailed us because she told

803
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: us how you guys met, said that you really bonded

804
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and made plans to go out again. But when she

805
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: texted you after meeting you, she hasn't hearn anything back,

806
00:42:55,719 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: so she's wondering if she did something wrong. Yeah, honestly

807
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: I thought I thought Angel was really cool. She was great.

808
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: Why we won't you text her back? Yeah? What happened?

809
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: You know? The reason is I'm a little embarrassed. Embarrass

810
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: embarrassed what happened? So I wasn't exactly too truthful with

811
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: Angel when we first met. Okay, so she said that

812
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: you guys met at a food bank volunteering. Yeah, were

813
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: you not volunteering? Do you go there to get food? Uh? No,

814
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: that's not it. Okay, Well what weren't you truthful about? Then?

815
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: What's the reason that you're embarrassed? So I wasn't there

816
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: actually volunteering? Um? I was actually there? Um? Doing my

817
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: community service. Oh, you have to be there, I had. Yeah. Okay,

818
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: so when she text you, you just loved on red

819
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: and you just didn't want to see her. I was

820
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: just embarrassed. I didn't I didn't know how to explain

821
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: to her that I was actually because she was very

822
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: into it, and you know, she's all about the food

823
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: Bank of volunteering and she was really cute, really really

824
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: pretty and great. So I was pouring it on pretty thick.

825
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: So were you like, Yeah, I volunteer every single saturday

826
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: down here. They all know me by a nickname because

827
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: they know him so well. They call it my name.

828
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: My name's Mikey, but they call me Mike around here.

829
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, basically, you got it right. But

830
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: so you didn't want to tell her that you have

831
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: to be doing it because of a court order. I

832
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: feel like, for how much you poured it on and

833
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: said you did that, you can't go back from that.

834
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: You can't start dating this girl. And then like so

835
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: just joking, you know, Yeah, Yeah, I didn't call her

836
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: back because I just didn't think she would respond well

837
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: to that. Okay, next time, just don't give your number number. Yeah,

838
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: I mean I did, like her. I don't know. Oh,

839
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: I know, I probably I know. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah,

840
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: well you did. I lied about being a charitable dude

841
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: when really you're a court ordered charitable guy. And I

842
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: can understand why you wouldn't want to call her back.

843
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: But guess what, you can talk to her right now

844
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: because she's actually on the line listening and wants to

845
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: talk to you. M Oh, that's right, she's on the phone.

846
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: Yes she is. Hi, Hi, Mikey. Hey, what's going on? Angel? Uh?

847
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: You tell me what's going on? I'm really confused. Uh, well, Angel,

848
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: I guess obviously you've heard the entire conversation. Um, you know,

849
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I shouldn't. I shouldn't have lied to you,

850
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was. I wasn't volunteering, I was. I

851
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: was doing community service. I mean, that's that's really weird

852
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: because you went into this whole thing when we met

853
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: about how much charity you do and how much you're

854
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: into it, and like you lie the whole time. Basically

855
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: that's was he pouring it on that bad. It's very

856
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm very confused right now. I feel like this is

857
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: not the person I really talked to that day. We

858
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: know the person you talked to was, you know, a

859
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: guy who vaulters the charity place all the time. It

860
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: just loves it. But the guy, yeah, exactly, a hardened criminal.

861
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 1: That's so Actually, that's what's more important to me. Can

862
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: I ask why you're doing community service? Like what happened? Basically, Uh,

863
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: my license was suspended more too many times, especially for

864
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: not having insurance. If you do it more than three times,

865
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: you're you're a habitual offender, and then they they give

866
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: you community service. If if that's all it was, then

867
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: why were you so embarrassed? Like, yeah, that's a big

868
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: a deal. Yeah, I completely obviously, I completely agree Angel,

869
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: And I was just having so much fun with you,

870
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: and you know, I was embarrassed. I didn't want to

871
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 1: look bad. Mikey, would you like to go on another

872
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: date with Angel? Will pay for it? Not your car

873
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: insurance premium though, you maniac, but we will pay her

874
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: another date if you'll go out with her again. I mean,

875
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: it's out in the open, you know, is I feel

876
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: better or you know that she doesn't think it's such

877
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: a big deal. So yeah, you know, I would love

878
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: to go out with her again. And I had a

879
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: great time the first time. Yeah, and I think we

880
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: already know that he liked her. I guess it's more

881
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: importantly now, Angel, do you want to go out with

882
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: Mikey again? Because you just found out that he's a

883
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: liar and a serial non insurancer. So that book doesn't

884
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: bother me that much. What does bother me is that

885
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: he lied and I'm worre of a big deal. To me,

886
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: I think he's pretty innocent. You guys like if you

887
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: give them a slight chance to talk about it, you know,

888
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: communication is key, and he really liked you, and you

889
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: know he wants to go a talk about it on

890
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: the next date. Um, yeah, I'll give it in the

891
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: bo chance. Yeah sweet? All right, well, Angel, well have

892
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: you get in touch with my Key's role officer and

893
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: see what it's gift is Jubils First Gate follow up

894
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on Demand. Is there anybody in the

895
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: NBA who hasn't slept with the Kardashian That's The Jewels

896
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: Show And we're about to answer that question because now

897
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: it's time for the game that we always play on

898
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: the show that we've never played before that we're playing

899
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: for the first time right now, called who smash. So

900
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: we have seven kardashi engineers, and that is Chris, Kim, Courtney,

901
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: Chloe Kindall, Kylie, and caitlynch Okay, So I listed their

902
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: current boyfriend or girlfriend Okay, and then I listed one

903
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: X for each of them. I'm gonna go back and

904
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: forth and back and forth, and then whoever has the

905
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: most points at the end loses. However, the most points

906
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: O k again, Okay. If you know much about Kardashians,

907
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: I flight your losers. All right, you well, we're gonna

908
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: start with you. Are you ready? I think I am ready.

909
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: Out of Christian or Kim, Cortney, Chloe Kindle, Kylie, or

910
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Caitlin who is either dating or dated Tiger Tiger, the

911
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 1: Rapper Tiger, the Rapper Tiger who dated Tiger. Out of Chris, Kim, Cortney,

912
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: Chloe Kindle, Kylie or Caitlin who smashed that kardash Okay,

913
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: I know Tiger likes older women, so I was gonna

914
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: say Caitlin or Chris Okay, Um, Tiger is a younger dude,

915
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Courtney. Oh sorry, nope, you did

916
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: not guess who smashed that Kardashian. So over to you.

917
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: English Evan who smash that kardash Tiger Tiger the Rapper Tiger.

918
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: He smash Chris Kim, Courtney, Chloe Knel, Kylier, Kaitlin. Well,

919
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 1: I actually do know this. So Tiger back in the day, Jubile,

920
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: let me educate you a little bit. He was dating

921
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: the one they call Kylie Jenna. Oh, I think I

922
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: remember hearing about that. Yeah, that is Yeah, they had

923
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: quite a fling. I don't know what I'm more upset

924
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: about getting that question wrong or the fact that I

925
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: actually cared that I got it wrong when I got

926
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: when I got it wrong and you haven't got it right.

927
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: Actually a part of it was like, dam I know,

928
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: because I don't know you were going to struggle because

929
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: every single time we talk about something, you like have

930
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: to verify with me, like okay, so Chloe's this one right.

931
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: It's like I can never keep them strong. Are duel

932
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: back to you? Since Evan got that point, here we go.

933
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: Who smashed that kardash out of Chris Kim, Courtney, Chloe Kinnel, Kylier, Kaitlin.

934
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: It's really easy to get that out, Quikay. Who did

935
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson smash out of those kardash I know that one.

936
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: Why should that was a real popular one. It was

937
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Chloe final answer, Yes, yes, that is correct. That was

938
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: an easy one. Yes, okay, all right, English Ivan back

939
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: over to you. I'm so ready. All right, here we go.

940
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: Who slash Kardash out of Chriskin, Corny Choe, Kanel, Kylie

941
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: or Caitlin? Who did Harry Styles smash out of Harry Style?

942
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: Is the one direction? That's the one direction? Guy right said, yeah,

943
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: the flowing locks everything. He did not smash a kardash Absolutely.

944
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: Are you sure I think that might be a true question.

945
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: It's not. I promise I'm not going to throw any

946
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: trick questions. Wow, and it sounds weird, right, I don't.

947
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: That's a really hard one. I've actually seen pictures of

948
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: him hanging out with the mumm uh. So I'm not

949
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: sure that's the only answer I'm gonna have to go with.

950
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with Chris. That's wrong. I'm sorry.

951
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: Who did Harry Styles? Well, you have a chance to

952
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: take this point, Dublso do you want to take a guess? Sure?

953
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian, Harry Styles, Rob Kardashian. You heard it here first?

954
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: They are hooking up just getting just kidding. Nope, you

955
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: guys both got it wrong. Who is sorry? That was

956
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Kendall Kenda of course the tall one. Right, all right,

957
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: we're playing the game once again that we always play

958
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: on this show that we're only playing for the first

959
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: time right now because we've never played it before, but

960
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: we always play it. It's called woo smash that Chris

961
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: Kim Corney, Chloe Kim, o, Kylie or Caitlin. Yea, there

962
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: it is, and we are on the final question, and

963
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: it's back over to ju bowl. So Jewel, who smashed

964
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: that Kardash out of Chris Kim Corney, Chloe Kindl, Kyler, Caitlin,

965
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 1: you got this? I don't want you to. Sophia Hutchins

966
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: who smashed that kardash? Sophia Hutchins. Sophia Hutchins, Wait, well,

967
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: two choices. I think I got Rob Kardash in Rob's

968
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: not in there? Didn't Rob's not in there? So throw

969
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: Rob Kardash. Chris Kim, Corney, Chloe Kindle, Kylie, Kaitlin, you

970
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: should really get Caitlin Jenner. Caitlin, is that your friend? Answer? Yes?

971
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: So was ridiculous. He was obviously going to get that.

972
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: You don't know that they personally know them and their

973
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: sexuality preference. No, but they would have said something by

974
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: now you don't not necessarily not necessarily all of their information,

975
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? This is what they do. They don't

976
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: hap that is their job, and they might have been

977
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: saving that for a follow up to keeping up with

978
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: the Kardashians. Now that's been canceled. Well that was in

979
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: congratulations Jewel make sure check next time when we play

980
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: who smashed that guardage at a Christam Corny clue? We

981
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 1: cannot highly the Jewels show on demand. Jewbils dirty little Secret.

982
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a person on the planet that

983
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: doesn't like. Who's on the phone to tell us a

984
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? Well, I'm excited. Then it's

985
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: number Rock. Nope, it's not the Rock text in four

986
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

987
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We always keep everybody anonymous.

988
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,479
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. You're free to say whatever.

989
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

990
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

991
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret is

992
00:53:55,440 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: Panda Express Orange chicken delicious. Right, Hello, I told you,

993
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't know one person who's ever said that they

994
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: don't like that. Hello, orange Chicken. Hello, I'm delicious as always.

995
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: That's you got a pretty good nickname. You know. We

996
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: always have to try to make up things, and it's

997
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: usually off the top of the head, and sometimes people

998
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: don't get the best nickname. But orange Chicken is a

999
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: really good one. You know. The great thing about panda

1000
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: expresses too, they don't get enough like praise for their

1001
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: portion size. It's so big it is. It's amazing. It's

1002
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 1: like nine dollars for a three on tree plate. Yeah,

1003
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: three on tray can feed me and my two kids. Yeah,

1004
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: this dirty little secret brought to you by that was

1005
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: definitely not an AD, but it sounded like one and

1006
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: also all correct. It is delicious. So you have I

1007
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: just kicked something under my pain, So you have a

1008
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: dirty little secret to tell us? All right, what do

1009
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: you want to tell us? Okay, so I've actually been

1010
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: obsessed with a gear. I don't know what's going on

1011
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 1: over You're gonna have to start over in just a second,

1012
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: because yeah, you've heard a bunch of bang. I don't

1013
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: I just kick something under the um control board here

1014
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,879
Speaker 1: and then it fell and then I kicked it back

1015
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: again and then something else slam. So I don't know,

1016
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: we might go off the air. Soond Okay you said

1017
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: something about deers. Yes, I've been obsessed with gear like

1018
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: the animal like Bammy. I've been obsessed with deers since

1019
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: I was a little kid. And um, yeah, like I

1020
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: would you know some kids would I honestly played dog

1021
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: or whatever. I would play deer and be on all fours.

1022
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: And I mean I've watched Babby, I don't know more

1023
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: than a hunter time. I was gonna say, baby has

1024
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: got to be your thing then, like your bible. And

1025
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: actually I must confess that when I was a kid,

1026
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: I would go over to my neighbor's yard and eat

1027
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: the pansies over yards. Yeah what is that? Yeah? What

1028
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: does that mean? So? Yeah, it kicks like you eat candy.

1029
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: So that like the flower? So you were eating your

1030
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: neighbors flowers? Oh my god? Yeah? And tell how I

1031
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: would Yeah, it was kind of like it it taste

1032
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: very good, but I was like playing the part, you know,

1033
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: I would say that like seven years old. Okay, when

1034
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: did it stop? I don't it still hasn't you're still

1035
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: going over there and eating the pansy hades me, I

1036
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: mean honestly think Okay, okay, okay, for four years of

1037
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: eating flowers, probably not great for the digestive system. Yeah,

1038
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Speaker 1: it's pretty awkward if you get caught, like after you've

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Speaker 1: entered puberty eating flowers from your neighbor's lawn. That's a

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Speaker 1: little too old, I think. Yeah, but I love them.

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Speaker 1: I have like a collection of time. I have like

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Speaker 1: a little shrine of like all families. And okay, that's

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Speaker 1: like you know. Yeah, so your dirty little secret isn't

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Speaker 1: necessarily that you love dear because you everybody that knows

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Speaker 1: you probably knows how much you love dear. Yeah, obsessed, okay,

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Speaker 1: but the secret is that you used to eat your

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Speaker 1: neighbors flowers and pretend you were a dear. I can

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Speaker 1: kindie relate. I was obsessed with well wolves when I

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Speaker 1: was younger, and I actually like prayed to the devil

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Speaker 1: to make me one for quite a while. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: that was a bad time in my past. Did it work? No,

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Speaker 1: still still here, still just a human. Oh well, you know,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the club together. Yeah, sure you could be

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Speaker 1: a well wolf, but I'll be a dear, how many

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Speaker 1: times have you been a deer for Halloween? Almost every

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Speaker 1: single Halloween that's the same costume. Yea, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirt a little secret. And I mean,

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Speaker 1: why not, you know, recapture some of your older days

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Speaker 1: of your youth. Next time you see some pansies, just

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Speaker 1: jump out of the car or wherever you're at and

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Speaker 1: just be a deer for a little while and eat

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Speaker 1: those pansies. I sure well, all right, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand